#weed hc

[rainstories]

i think that clint barton smokes weed and further more, his preferred strain is purple dog poop purely because i think he would think it was funny

[uterinbomber]

PIXAL CALL THE PLUG THIS SHIT TOO STRONG /ref

[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

Headcanon that Cinder can create weed smoke by chewing on weed leaves, and emitting smoke from his mouth, so when he blows towards someone and the smoke hits them, they get high as balls.

He has done this to Jay several times btw. And did it to Nokt once for the funny but he almost murdered him afterwards so it never happened again.

[cowabummers]

A past reblog inspired me to bring punkitt-is-here's classic "forever weed brownie" comic to the MST3K fandom! I'm admittedly not well-versed in the Mike-era seasons, though, so sue me if it's a bit out of character lol.

[soundleer]

dumb slug hitting the comically large joint

[amourninghost]

Why'd you stand there laughing, holding your microscope? If you can't see the problem, then I guess there's nowhere to go

he likes to leave the house at 3am to touch grass (dissociate indefinitely)

[thvndrlight]

Ok, did this met gala drawing weeks ago but now looking at it ????????? Maybe ??????? Kate??? Viscountess Bridgerton???? Is that you????

[royalelo]

TW & CW: Use of drugs, Needles and eyestrain!!

[driedlillies]

Tma AU where Jonah fucked up his ritual when transferring to Elias’ body and still exists but is like. On the backburner unable to control the body. Because he’s a loser. So OG Elias is able to hear everything he thinks but Jonah can’t do anything. And so he learns the evil plan to end the world and immediately decides nope that’s NOT happening.

And since James Wright appointed him as the next Head of the Institute he has full control over everything he destroys every single bit of Jonah’s carefully laid masterplan. And Jonah suffers seeing everything he’s build fall like a house of cards. At the end Elias just goes and kills Jonah — there were concerns that it may also kill him, but he was ready to sacrifice himself — and comes out alive and free from voyeristic georgian men.

Elias establishes something of a truce with Gertrude after explaining the situation and also perhaps maybe telling her that Jonah mentioned one of her assistants is of the Web and what does that mean? Also what are the rituals and why does Jonah keep saying they don’t work unless you— (Gertrude cuts him off before he says it out loud. Walls have ears. You never know who might be listening).

Michael doesn’t die. Neither does Gerry, because after he faints for the third time at the Institute — Elias doesn’t have spooky eldritch eye powers, but he has office gossip, and that’s basically the same thing — Elias personally goes down to the Archives and tells him to go to the fucking doctor dude. Gerry smokes weed with him after a few months and thanks him for potentially saving his life

By the time Gertrude dies, which is post Stranger ritual (not shot by him, but still probably not peacefully, knowing her) Sasha becomes the next Archivist, and her role in the overall world of the Fears — Elias is not an avatar, doesn’t want to be, but has some leftover traits from Jonah’s inhabitance in his body, and knows a lot — is explained before she signs any contract. Also you’re not tied for life, fuck that. There’s a mandatory Entities 101 for every employee, no matter what department they work in; the vast majority of them come here seeking answers for what really ruined their lives, none of them deserve to die because nobody tells them what they’re actually fighting against. Tim — very much alive — goes to the Archives with Sasha, Jon stays in reaserch and eventually becomes Head Researcher. Martin goes to college part time at some point. Life is good

[thornsnvultures]

luring eddie out of bed at 2pm by cracking open a can of beer and going psspsspsspss. he goes 'mrrrp?' and pokes his head out of his blankets and I boop his nose and go 'ooooh big stretch!' when he stretches and his shirt rides up and shows his tummy.

[dr-pamela-isley]

Psa for all of the other “rouges,” any of Batman’s far too many kids, other random vigilantes hiding around here, or any other gothamites:

Stop asking me to grow you weed. The answer is no, especially to the children.

[baby-tini]

Do you think Mikey [all timelines] smoke weed?

Uhm.. fucking yes. CW- weed, smut Toman\OG Timeline- I feel like OG Mikey has smoked weed a couple times in his life, I definitely think he's a cougher though, no matter how much he smokes. THIS MAN WILL COUGH UP HIS LUNGS. He doesn't like it too much either, he doesn't like not being in control of his body and he HATES the smell. If you want him too smoke with you... you better find some that isn't super strong or potent in smell, like blue mystic, durban poison or northern lights. Also he hates cotton mouth and gets BAD munchies. Manila- Yeess. This man smokes. He smokes quite a bit too, he loves sativa and anything fruity like, purple punch strain, blue gelato 41, he likes blackberry too but only on occasion, he's quite picky when it comes to taste. He doesn't really cough a lot, sometimes on the first hit he may but that's it, he can hold it for a bit too. PLUS, this man can fucking roll, so good too and he can make the 'o's. He loves doing shotguns, specifically when he has smoke in his mouth and you french kiss him, he'll hold you to him by the back of your neck so that you hold it longer. Also he is the BIGGEST fan of high sex, he's a lot rougher and more intense when having sex while high. Folding your legs and pushing them towards your stomach as he fucks you, hand wrapped around your throat as he growls in your ear. Best sex you'll ever have in your life. Guarantied. Kanto- He did it once but besides that, no, he doesn't smoke weed, I genuinely believe that he dislikes everything about it. He hates the smell, the taste, the cottonmouth, the munchies and that the smell sticks to his clothes. He's also not a fan of the red eyes that he gets from smoking, also he's always busy and he needs to be fully concentrated on running Kanto, he can't really do that with his head all foggy. The one time he did smoke though, he was staring off into space for hours, he was completely out of it. Bonten- He's tried it, but he does harder shit, so, weed is rarely his go to. He only smokes when he wants too relax and chill. I do, however, fully believe that he's the sleepy type, he smokes a blunt and he's out an hour later. He rarely gets cottonmouth and the munchies aren't very frequent for him, also, he never coughs. He does however, become very deep when he smokes. He has the deepest conversations, asking you about your dreams and inspiration as he brushes his fingers through your hair. He definitely does become more affectionate while high. Kissing you non-stop as he nuzzles into your hair and breathes you in. Street racer- He does, not as much as Manila Mikey does, but it's still pretty often. I will say however, he's a very messy roller and some of it falls out from the paper. So, don't let him roll if you wish too smoke a whole blunt and not just less then half. He definitely fucks with indica strains and hybrids. He's a cougher, not as much as OG Mikey, but he still coughs. This man always gets munchies, it's inevitable, so if you're gonna smoke with him, MAKE SNACKS/HAVE THEM PREPARED BEFORE-HAND. He likes too exhale it out of his nose.. only to sneeze multiple times, seconds later. He's so fucking clingy when high, you can't leave. so if you gotta piss, do it before or you're not gonna do it at all. This Mikey is also a fan of high sex, but he likes it and is, very lazy. Commonaly, he'll be fucking into you while you're on your side, a hand between your legs rubbing your clit as he whines and pants in your ear.

[dykedvonte]

Alternate med bay scene where Anya locked herself in to hot box cause they ran out of pills and she needed the relief. Daisuke assumed it was a gas leak so she gotta smoke it all so she don’t gotta share with Jimmy and when Daisuke got in she was deflated like the girl in the dare commercial and the contact high took him out.

[digitalfishwish]

this all started because I saw this meme by @hikarihenkoyo (which I know is based off of this one by @punkitt-is-here) and just thought Poseidon's "WHAT!!!!" at the end of Ruthlessness would go well here

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Gonna yap about random stuff in zero order once again

Nightmare sometimes calls people "babe", "sweetheart' and "darling" when extremely confused, explaining something for the nth time or like, surprised

Like "darling what in gods name is that."

It isnt frequent but it happens

Basically yk the friendgroup? Teenage girls (atleast where i go to school) call others that sometimes, and so did the girls in the friend group, and he just picked up on that

(He just like me frfr, i call everyone babe/bb and my love because i picked up on it 💪)

Time for 15 year old nightmare

nightmare doesnt have a mother figure. Or any parents for that matter anymore, so he probably just copied the animals he saw and didnt think much about it

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kids are curious and they copy others, so they all probably picked up on others quirks and copied it.

Its why nightmare eats oranges in a weird way, sometimes sits differently then others and just the tiny little things you know

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Nightmare saw cats laying on trees in a particular way, and even though he doesnt like cats it did look comfy so he tried it. Now he lays down in trees like that, watching over people. After the first encounter with his lover he watched them for a while in the trees

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One of the people in the friendgroup is basically just...nana, or like atleast their looks are similair. Personality wise its probably a mix of other people, but i think Sparks from underpunk is sort of similair? Or thundyne. Not quite but like, similarities.

They're a mix of sparks, nana, mitsuki koga and Kanna from the guy she was interested in wasnt a guy at all.

She is one of the people nightmare is closed is, they're basically siblings.

Also she introduced weed to nightmare, that was...a night. He never did anything like that again, he will stick to alcohol if he wants something thank you

Yes, when i think of the prime examples for motherless and fatherless behavior, the dreamtale twins are what I think of.

And I don’t know any of those characters you described for the person in the friend group but they sound cool asf.

{ @brokenramunebottle }

[jamethinks]

I’m sorry but I cannot get the idea of hippie goth Anya out of my head. Like she goes from this cute baby with all her pastels and dolls to like wearing every shade of black possible. She always has really fun eyeliner. Listens to mostly rock and metal (she’s growing up in the late 70s early 80s like prime time). She wears long skirts with all these fun patterns. Lots of jewelry with little spikes. Her trademark doc martins and her never ending stash of boots. And she’s totally into occult shit, especially witches and voodoo and hoodoo.

But her personality hasn’t changed much shes still the eccentric playful girl she always was just with a lot of dark colours now. Kinda like Misa from death note.

And I do think this would only make Damian love her more because like come on preppy jocks always love the weird goth girl.

And the way her style would completely clash with Becky’s. Like Becky getting into her classy preppy princess Diana style while Anya is embracing her inner Courtney love and it’s such a confusing combination.

And Yor would be so afraid of Anya. She doesn’t want to say anything to cramp her style but also you’re playing with devious there doll. And everyone’s just like who are you to talk?????

Twilight won’t even care. He’s too busy crying over seeing his baby girl all grown up he hasn’t even processed the goth witch part of it.