#weed hc

[keii]

Early morning (actually afternoon) Xavier scribbles ft. gremlin gf.

[uterinbomber]

PIXAL CALL THE PLUG THIS SHIT TOO STRONG /ref

[soundleer]

dumb slug hitting the comically large joint

[a-confused-wizard]

ok so like i love love love hearing ppl’s headcanons abt sky cause like shes so sweet and cute and super undeveloped but shes also from zaun which is such a juxtaposition. so whenever i hear abt sky having more promiscuous attributes i just get super excited lmao cause yea that girl is an absolute deer in the headlights but she also definitely grows her own weed ykyk

[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

Headcanon that Cinder can create weed smoke by chewing on weed leaves, and emitting smoke from his mouth, so when he blows towards someone and the smoke hits them, they get high as balls.

He has done this to Jay several times btw. And did it to Nokt once for the funny but he almost murdered him afterwards so it never happened again.

[bluebeerg]

heh. this is what the polls are missing out on. enjoy

but, too .. is this your man?

check it. pretty swwag, huh?

[barkpup]

jayvik weed hc’s

cw: weed LMAO, like 2 sex hc’s

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• viktor would definitely be the one to get jayce into it - he uses it for his chronic pain and for the fun of it, jayce was intrigued so, viktor gave him a hit and they’ve been smoking together ever since

• jayce tries so hard not to cough in front of viktor - he’s dead set on looking as cool as possible so viktor thinks he’s hot

• viktor’s preferred intake of thc is smoking, he finds the bud to be the best for him! jayce also likes bud the most and they’ll roll cute joints together and watch movies

• “jayce, i must show you this movie, have you seen it?” and it’s the iron giant , and yes, they’ve both seen it a billion times. viktor always forgets that when he’s high and jayce is just like “no, i haven’t , should we watch it?” viktor’s face always lights up and they watch it again

• they’re sativa boys, it’s just way more fun for them! they’ll use indica if all they want is to fall asleep

• during intimacy, they’ll smoke a bowl to really meld together their beings. they become very needy and desperate while jayce pounds vik from behind <3

• viktor gets a horrible sweet tooth every time they smoke , jayce prefers more savory things. viktor really likes sour candy and will shove a handfuls of it into his mouth.

• jayce LOVES cuddling viktor while high, they’ll wrap around each other and just doze off with soft music playing in the background.

• do not trust these bitches with hextech while high. ever. viktor almost clawed jayce’s face playing with the hexclaw at 3 am . viktor apologized profusely !!

• viktor will talk and talk and talk.. not even realizing it. jayce will listen intently with eyes full of love before vik notices and gets embarrassed

• jayce will have viktor dress all pretty for him before intimacy, viktor likes to wear lacy black lingerie for his lover. they’ll shotgun a hit from the bowl before absolutely losing themselves in the other

[normieauaskblog]

HOLY MOLY THAT ARTBLOCK KILLED ME, BUT WE ARE SO BACK

Lore ?!?!?!??! They all played instuments in highschool!!

Edd plays a euphonium, Matt plays clarinet, Tord plays viola, and Tom plays trumpet!

This idea actually started with Tom because I thought it'd be funny if he joined band class to play trumpets because he likes ska so much and ends up regretting it

Just more rambling vv

This drawing is roughly them all in sophomore year, so most of Matt's rough times haven't happened yet

Also Tords highschool years were very.. unfortunate. He dyed his hair and did eye makeup to look edgy but he just looks bad lmao (hes ugly on purpose i swear)

[driedlillies]

Tma AU where Jonah fucked up his ritual when transferring to Elias’ body and still exists but is like. On the backburner unable to control the body. Because he’s a loser. So OG Elias is able to hear everything he thinks but Jonah can’t do anything. And so he learns the evil plan to end the world and immediately decides nope that’s NOT happening.

And since James Wright appointed him as the next Head of the Institute he has full control over everything he destroys every single bit of Jonah’s carefully laid masterplan. And Jonah suffers seeing everything he’s build fall like a house of cards. At the end Elias just goes and kills Jonah — there were concerns that it may also kill him, but he was ready to sacrifice himself — and comes out alive and free from voyeristic georgian men.

Elias establishes something of a truce with Gertrude after explaining the situation and also perhaps maybe telling her that Jonah mentioned one of her assistants is of the Web and what does that mean? Also what are the rituals and why does Jonah keep saying they don’t work unless you— (Gertrude cuts him off before he says it out loud. Walls have ears. You never know who might be listening).

Michael doesn’t die. Neither does Gerry, because after he faints for the third time at the Institute — Elias doesn’t have spooky eldritch eye powers, but he has office gossip, and that’s basically the same thing — Elias personally goes down to the Archives and tells him to go to the fucking doctor dude. Gerry smokes weed with him after a few months and thanks him for potentially saving his life

By the time Gertrude dies, which is post Stranger ritual (not shot by him, but still probably not peacefully, knowing her) Sasha becomes the next Archivist, and her role in the overall world of the Fears — Elias is not an avatar, doesn’t want to be, but has some leftover traits from Jonah’s inhabitance in his body, and knows a lot — is explained before she signs any contract. Also you’re not tied for life, fuck that. There’s a mandatory Entities 101 for every employee, no matter what department they work in; the vast majority of them come here seeking answers for what really ruined their lives, none of them deserve to die because nobody tells them what they’re actually fighting against. Tim — very much alive — goes to the Archives with Sasha, Jon stays in reaserch and eventually becomes Head Researcher. Martin goes to college part time at some point. Life is good

[baby-tini]

Do you think Mikey [all timelines] smoke weed?

Uhm.. fucking yes. CW- weed, smut Toman\OG Timeline- I feel like OG Mikey has smoked weed a couple times in his life, I definitely think he's a cougher though, no matter how much he smokes. THIS MAN WILL COUGH UP HIS LUNGS. He doesn't like it too much either, he doesn't like not being in control of his body and he HATES the smell. If you want him too smoke with you... you better find some that isn't super strong or potent in smell, like blue mystic, durban poison or northern lights. Also he hates cotton mouth and gets BAD munchies. Manila- Yeess. This man smokes. He smokes quite a bit too, he loves sativa and anything fruity like, purple punch strain, blue gelato 41, he likes blackberry too but only on occasion, he's quite picky when it comes to taste. He doesn't really cough a lot, sometimes on the first hit he may but that's it, he can hold it for a bit too. PLUS, this man can fucking roll, so good too and he can make the 'o's. He loves doing shotguns, specifically when he has smoke in his mouth and you french kiss him, he'll hold you to him by the back of your neck so that you hold it longer. Also he is the BIGGEST fan of high sex, he's a lot rougher and more intense when having sex while high. Folding your legs and pushing them towards your stomach as he fucks you, hand wrapped around your throat as he growls in your ear. Best sex you'll ever have in your life. Guarantied. Kanto- He did it once but besides that, no, he doesn't smoke weed, I genuinely believe that he dislikes everything about it. He hates the smell, the taste, the cottonmouth, the munchies and that the smell sticks to his clothes. He's also not a fan of the red eyes that he gets from smoking, also he's always busy and he needs to be fully concentrated on running Kanto, he can't really do that with his head all foggy. The one time he did smoke though, he was staring off into space for hours, he was completely out of it. Bonten- He's tried it, but he does harder shit, so, weed is rarely his go to. He only smokes when he wants too relax and chill. I do, however, fully believe that he's the sleepy type, he smokes a blunt and he's out an hour later. He rarely gets cottonmouth and the munchies aren't very frequent for him, also, he never coughs. He does however, become very deep when he smokes. He has the deepest conversations, asking you about your dreams and inspiration as he brushes his fingers through your hair. He definitely does become more affectionate while high. Kissing you non-stop as he nuzzles into your hair and breathes you in. Street racer- He does, not as much as Manila Mikey does, but it's still pretty often. I will say however, he's a very messy roller and some of it falls out from the paper. So, don't let him roll if you wish too smoke a whole blunt and not just less then half. He definitely fucks with indica strains and hybrids. He's a cougher, not as much as OG Mikey, but he still coughs. This man always gets munchies, it's inevitable, so if you're gonna smoke with him, MAKE SNACKS/HAVE THEM PREPARED BEFORE-HAND. He likes too exhale it out of his nose.. only to sneeze multiple times, seconds later. He's so fucking clingy when high, you can't leave. so if you gotta piss, do it before or you're not gonna do it at all. This Mikey is also a fan of high sex, but he likes it and is, very lazy. Commonaly, he'll be fucking into you while you're on your side, a hand between your legs rubbing your clit as he whines and pants in your ear.

[cowabummers]

A past reblog inspired me to bring punkitt-is-here's classic "forever weed brownie" comic to the MST3K fandom! I'm admittedly not well-versed in the Mike-era seasons, though, so sue me if it's a bit out of character lol.

[thvndrlight]

Ok, did this met gala drawing weeks ago but now looking at it ????????? Maybe ??????? Kate??? Viscountess Bridgerton???? Is that you????

[hannahbarberra162]

Can you tell us a little bit more about Heat transfer? Like ideias, inspiration, dabbles or whatever?

Nonnie!! I'm so glad you asked!! I love Heat Transfer! Just FYI, the next chapter should be out in a day or two. I'll put a snippet under the cut BUT OFC I WANNA TELL YOU LORE ITS LIKE YOU ASKED ABOUT MY KIDS AND I'M A PROUD MOM!!!

Baby is actually a shared OC with @gouraminnow. They had a dream one night in 2024 where they were the monster pet Darling of a yandere. They approached me with the idea and I came up with the plot of Heat Transfer and Baby's specific personality / lore. Heat Transfer was supposed to be a lot more Yan heavy but Baby had other plans.

Baby is based on IRL sea kraits which is why she's black and white striped and venomous. She's also a naga, but I created the subset of Sea Naga which I think fits the OP world pretty well.

She met Shanks in a little spin off but that didn't end well for him...don't touch venomous snakes, friends.

Here's a few pictures @gouraminnow drew of our baby girl.

Pic #1 is her in the muzzle and she's....unhappy.

Pic #2 is her annoyed in the jail cell with no Ace to warm her.

You can see why the WBP wanted her to wear a shirt in pic #3.

Pic #4 is her general form when she's been eating well.

@orioncipher also drew lovely Baby pictures which I will share with their permission. WHICH THEY GAVE!!!

Here's their beautiful Baby who is using puppy eyes to get something she wants (it worked)

And the scene where Marco picked her up by the tail and she passed out. Stupid Harpy.

OK THE SNIPPET:

“Baby, that’s too many eggs. We’re not buying all that,” Ace humphed at Baby. He was hungry and wanted to either buy ready made food or snacks or fruit or something but not 3 gross worth of raw eggs. Baby’s sight hadn’t wandered since she’d taken in the display of eggs, her interest lazer focused on the hundreds of eggs available for purchase. Ace tried to use his haki to will her to change her mind but he was pretty sure even if he used Conqueror’s on her it wouldn’t work.

“Buying eggs,” Baby said excitedly, gripping Ace’s arm tightly.

“Yeah, yeah. Buying eggs,” Ace grumbled, taking a few packages of the eggs off the shelves. Baby scoffed at the three cartons in his arms.

“More eggs,” she demanded. Ace took two more cartons.

“Need more!” Baby complained, grabbing five more cartons in her own arms as her tail thumped against the floor.

“Baby, we don’t need that many eggs! You can’t eat that much in one sitting -”

“For share with Ace,” Baby said with a smile, her eyes closing with the happiness she was emitting. Fuck that’s cute, Ace thought. His heart melted even as he tried to keep his face impassive. 

“Fine, we can get ‘em. I still don’t think we can eat that many between us -”

“Sshare with Fossa, Namur, and Issou too. Thatch get one -” you speculated, counting off the people on your fingers. Ace barked out a small laugh.

“Thatch has to cook all this and he gets one egg?” Ace asked, now holding 10 cartons of eggs. Baby hissed her dissent and poked one of his cartons with a claw.

“One box for Thatch, one box for Fossa, one box for Namur, one box for Issou…rest for Baby and Ace,” she explained. Ace was taken aback - Baby was buying presents for the crew with the money she’d earned by kicking their asses.

[hermitcraftx]

when hermitcraft season ten world download releases im making a day of it and eating an edible and getting fucked upppp and lost in joel's base. genuinely i think it will be like being in a maze

[amourninghost]

Why'd you stand there laughing, holding your microscope? If you can't see the problem, then I guess there's nowhere to go

he likes to leave the house at 3am to touch grass (dissociate indefinitely)

[r0ckiirose]

He’s got red eyes from smoking weed