#website maintenance contracts

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How Website Maintenance Helps Online Presence

In the present computerized age, keeping a site is essential for any business or individual hoping to flourish on the web. Normal Website Maintenance isn't simply a need yet an essential move to guarantee your site stays utilitarian, secure, and significant. This blog will dive into the significance of Website Maintenance Services, different Website Maintenance Plans, and how these components add to an effective web-based presence.

What Is Website Maintenance?

Website Maintenance includes various undertakings intended to keep your site chugging along as expected and safely. This incorporates refreshing substance, fixing bugs, overseeing reinforcements, and guaranteeing similarity with new innovations. Without ordinary support, your site can experience the ill effects of broken joins, slow stacking times, and security weaknesses, all of which can prevent guests and adversely influence your web index rankings.

Why You Want Website Maintenance Services

Putting resources into Website Maintenance Services offers various advantages:

Upgraded Security: Customary updates and security patches are imperative to safeguard your site from digital dangers. Support Services guarantee your site is safeguarded from likely assaults and weaknesses.

Further developed Execution: Over the long haul, sites can become lazy due to obsolete modules or broken joins. Proficient upkeep Services address these issues to keep your site running at ideal speed.

Content Newness: Standard updates to your substance and configuration can keep your site drawing in and pertinent. Support benefits frequently incorporate substance the board, guaranteeing your site mirrors the most recent news, items, or Services.

Web optimization Advantages: Web indexes favor sites that are all around kept up with. Normal updates and blunder fixes add to all the more likely web search tool rankings, assisting more expected clients with tracking down your website.

Picking the Right Website Maintenance Plans

While choosing Website Maintenance designs, taking into account the particular necessities of your website is fundamental. Various plans offer changing degrees of administration, so it's urgent to find one that lines up with your necessities. Here are a few normal kinds of plans:

Essential Upkeep Plan: Normally incorporates routine updates, reinforcements, and fundamental security checks. Ideal for more modest destinations with insignificant substance changes.

Standard Support Plan: Offers more thorough Services, for example, ordinary substance refreshes, execution observing, and security upgrades. Appropriate for medium-sized sites with incessant updates.

Premium Upkeep Plan: Incorporates all elements of standard plans in addition to cutting edge Services like custom turn of events, itemized examination, and need support. Ideal for bigger destinations or internet business stages that need broad help.

Step by step instructions to Execute a Viable Upkeep Procedure

Executing a compelling Website Maintenance methodology includes a couple of key stages:

Survey Your Necessities: Assess the present status of your site and decide the degree of support required. This will assist you with picking the most suitable Website Maintenance plan.

Select a Specialist organization: Pick a trustworthy organization that offers dependable Website Maintenance Services. Search for suppliers with a demonstrated history and positive client surveys.

Set Up a Timetable: Lay out a customary support plan in view of your arrangement. This guarantees that updates and looks are conveyed reliably.

Screen Execution: Routinely survey your site's presentation to guarantee that the support undertakings are accomplishing the ideal outcomes. Make changes on a case by case basis to enhance your site further.

Conclusion

Website Maintenance is a continuous cycle that assumes a crucial part in the outcome of your web-based presence. By putting resources into Website Maintenance benefits and choosing the right Website Maintenance Plans, you guarantee that your site stays secure, productive, and locking in. Ordinary upkeep safeguards your site as well as improves its presentation and perceivability, prompting a superior client experience and higher web crawler rankings.

Keep in mind, a very much kept up with site is an impression of your image's obligation to quality and dependability. In this way, carve out opportunity to put resources into thorough upkeep Services and plans, and watch your web-based presence prosper.

[galaxygolfergirl]

Watcher's Expenses

I didn't major in accounting: I took three classes and it grinded my brain to a fine powder. However, after graduating with a business admin degree, being a former eager fan of their videos, and from a cursory glance over their socials, there's a lot to consider in their spending behavior that really could start racking up costs. Some of these things we've already noticed, but there are other things I'd like to highlight, and I'll try to break it down into the different categories of accounting expenses (if I get something wrong, let me know. I was more concentrated in marketing 🤷‍♀️). I'm not going to hypothesize numbers either, as that would take out more time than I'm willing to afford-- you can assume how much everything costs. Anyways, here's my attempt at being a layman forensic accountant:

Note: All of this is assuming they're operating above board and not engaging in any illegal practices such as money laundering, tax evasion, not paying rent, etc.

Operating Expenses

Payroll: 25+ staff salaries and insurance

Overhead Expenses

CEO/founder salaries

Office space leasing or rent (In L.A, one of the most expensive cities in the US)

Utilities (water, electricity, heating, sanitation, etc.)

Insurance

Advertising Costs

Telephone & Internet service

Cloud Storage or mainframe

Office equipment (furniture, computers, printers, etc.)

Office supplies (paper, pens, printer ink, etc.)

Marketing costs (Social media marketing on Instagram, Youtube, SEO for search engines, Twitter, etc. Designing merchandise and posters, art, etc. )

Human Resources (not sure how equipped they are)

Accounting fees

Property taxes

Legal fees

Licensing fees

Website maintenance (For Watchertv.com, Watcherstuff.com, & Watcherentertainment.com)

Expenses regarding merchandising (whoever they contract or outsource for that)

Inventory costs

Potentially maintenance of company vehicles

Subsequent gas mileage for road trips

Depreciation (pertains to tangible assets like buildings and equipment)

Amortization (intangible assets such as patents and trademarks)

Overhead Travel and Entertainment Costs (I think one of the biggest culprits, evident in their videos and posts)

The travel expenses (flights, train trips, rental cars, etc. For main team and scouts)

Hotel expenses for 7-8 people at least, or potentially more

Breakfasts, lunches and dinners with the crew (whether that's fully on their dime or not, I don't know; Ryan stated they like to cover that for the most part)

Recreational activities (vacation destinations, amusement parks, sporting activities etc.)

The location fees

Extraneous Overhead costs (not sure exactly where these fall under, but another culprit, evident in videos and posts)

Paying for guest appearances

Expensive filming & recording equipment (Cameras, sound equipment, editing software subscriptions, etc.)

The overelaborate sets for Ghost files, Mystery Files, Puppet History, Podcasts etc. (Set dressing: Vintage memorabilia, antiquated tech, vintage furniture, props, etc.)

Kitchen & Cooking supplies/equipment

Office food supply; expensive food and drink purchases for videos

Novelty items or miscellaneous purchases (ex. Ghost hunting equipment, outfits, toys, etc.)

Non-Operating Expenses

These are those expenses that cannot be linked back to operating revenue. One of the most common examples of non-operating expenses is interest expense. This is because while interest is the cost of borrowing money from a creditor or a bank, they are not generating any operating income. This makes interest payments a part of non-operating expenses.

Financial Expenses

Potential loan payments, borrowing from creditors or lenders, bank loans, etc.

Variable Expenses

Hiring a large amount of freelancers, overtime expenditure, commissions, etc.

PR consultations (Not sure if they had this before the scandal)

Extraordinary Expenses

Expenses incurred outside your company’s regular business activities and during a large one-time event or transactions. For example, selling land, disposal of a significant asset, laying off of your employees, unexpected machine repairing or replacement, etc.

Accrued Expenses

When your business has incurred an expense but not yet paid for it.

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(If there's anything else I'm missing, please feel free to add or correct things)

To a novice or a young entrepreneur, this can be very intimidating if you don't have the education or the support to manage it properly. I know it intimidates the hell out of me and I'm still having to fill in the gaps (again, if I've mislabeled or gotten anything wrong here, please let me know). For the artistic or creative entrepreneur, it can be even harder to reconcile the extent of your creative passions with your ability to operate and scale your business at a sustainable rate. That can lead to irresponsible, selfish, and impulsive decisions that could irreparably harm your brand, which is a whole other beast of its own.

My guess at this point is that their overhead and operation expenses are woefully mismanaged; they've made way too many extraneous purchases, and that they had too much confidence in their audience of formerly 2.93 million to make up for the expenses they failed to cover.

It almost seems as if their internal logic was, "If we make more money, we can keep living the expensive lifestyle that we want and make whatever we want without anyone telling us we can't, and we want to do it NOW, sooner rather than later because we don't want wait and compromise our vision." But as you can see, the reality of fulfilling those ambitions is already compromised by the responsibility of running a business.

And I wrote this in another post here, but I'll state it again: Running a business means you need to be educated on how a business can successfully and efficiently operate. Accounting, marketing, social media marketing, public relations, production, etc; these resources and internet of things is available and at your disposal. If they had invested more time in educating themselves on those aspects and not made this decision based on artistic passion (and/or greed), they would have not gotten the response they got.

Being a graphic designer, I know the creative/passionate side of things but I also got a degree/got educated in business because I wanted to understand how to start a company and run it successfully. If they’re having trouble handling the responsibility of doing that, managing production costs, managing overhead expenses, and especially with compensating their 25+ employees, then they should hire professionals that are sympathetic to their creative interests, but have the education and experience to reign in bad decisions like these.

Anyways, thanks for coming to my TedTalk. What a shitshow this has been.

[bitchesgetriches]

Hello, bitches! I don't think I saw this in the renter's master post, but how does one go about breaking a lease in the least financially ruinous way possible? My apartment flooded for the 3rd time in 12 months due to an improper drainage system, and I am FED UP. I have family telling me to sue over it, but I'd be content if they let me break the lease without fees or penalties.

If your apartment keeps flooding and your landlord has not fixed the problem... then your LANDLORD HAS ALREADY BROKEN YOUR LEASE.

A lease is a legal contract. Which means the landlord AND tenant both have responsibilities in order to keep the contract valid. There is usually language in there about the landlord keeping the unit in good maintenance. Constant flooding is NOT good maintenance. And if your property has been damaged by the flooding, the landlord could actually owe YOU, either for temporary housing or replacement of property.

So go read your lease, find the clause about maintenance, and take it to your landlord and say "According to this clause right here, you're in violation of our rental agreement. Therefore, I am moving out without penalty. If you'd like to discuss this, I'll have my lawyer get in touch." (Note: not everyone can afford a lawyer, but if you know anyone even tangentially related to a law firm, use the line about the lawyer. My husband's uncle and aunt are lawyers and the one time I used this line to resolve a labor dispute, it scared the bastard so much that they stopped their bullshit and paid me for my work with no further argument.)

Lastly: we are not infallible. Your state government website should have a section on tenant's rights. Look up this information to see if there are any other protections you can take advantage of before going nuclear on your shitty landlord.

The Rent Is Too Damn High: The Affordable Housing Crisis, Explained 

Ask the Bitches: Why Are Painted Mason Jars the Internet's Only Solution to My Tiny Apartment Woes?

If we just helped you out, tip us!

[qqueenofhades]

It depends on the jurisdiction you're in, but generally contracts can't be 'undone' unless by a specified clause in the contract itself and they are, instead, 'breaking' the contract which should have specified penalties in the contract itself. Some places do have 'cooling off' periods though, for certain types of contracts (not rental, generally afaik), so you'd need to check the local laws on that? Are there local groups that support renters? They may have better information and resources.

Update: talked to the leasing office. They claim it is because they have a new website and the lease renewal was only executed on the old one and not on the new one. Theoretically, I only have to sign an exact copy of the lease I already signed, but I will be reading it VERY carefully and emailing the building manager if there are any discrepancies. Frankly, this is still fishy, and it is par for the course that they don't communicate shit (my lease was supposed to renew on the 14th, I paid through the 14th at the start of the month, and then on the 7th they tried to be cute and stick a "30 Day Notice For Payment Or Possession" on my door in the dead of night. After I spent much of the summer without air conditioning and have had going on a month with very little hot water because of how fucking slow they are with maintenance. But because of how much of a hassle it would be to move and because I can't find anything cheaper in this overpriced city hellscape, SO.)

ANYWAY. I feel bad for the very nice front desk lady, who has been very sympathetic and tried to help me, but obviously cannot do anything about higher-up corporate bullshit. Story of everyone's life.

Basically, I will be reading the lease carefully and making sure it is COMPLETELY identical; if not, I will email the property manager and/or see if any pro bono help or employee resources can be solicited from the university's law school. We also had to last-minute push back our meeting with the department chairs tomorrow by another hour since they want to have a budget meeting with the deans first, whereupon I suspect the underlying message will be "there's no money for raises, so just keep working/running the whole college for your same shit wage" and I am. Preemptively Not A Fan. I would love to be wrong. But.

Thanks for this, though, and for letting me vent a little. Adulting, man. What a ripoff.

[bearballing]

Florida Bill Would Require Mass Biological Sex Affidavits, Ending All Trans Legal Recognition

The bill, if passed, would end all trans legal recognition and would require all Floridians to sign "biological sex affidavits" when renewing their licenses.

In one of the most extreme bills of the last decade targeting transgender individuals, a new bill introduced on Thursday afternoon in Florida seeks to end all legal recognition of transgender people and mandates mass biological sex affidavits for both transgender and cisgender Floridians. These affidavits would be necessary at the DMV for license renewals, enabling the state to gather records of the biological sex of all individuals in Florida who apply for driver's licenses. The affidavits could allow the state to compile lists of transgender people with Florida driver's licenses. They could then be used to enforce other anti-trans laws in the state. Additionally, the bill would impact every law in Florida that references sex, effectively removing all legal recognition of transgender people in the state.

The description of the bill on the Florida Senate website:

HB 1233: Biological Sex GENERAL BILL by Black Biological Sex; Defines terms relating to sex of individual in context of construction of Florida Statutes; provides that certain birth certificate statement determines whether person is male or female & may serve as committeeman or committeewoman, respectively; revises provisions related to applications for disability ID cards, application requirements for driver licenses & ID cards to replace references to term "gender" with term "sex"; prohibits DHSMV from issuing original or replacement driver licenses or ID cards that contain specified information; requires individual health insurance policies, group health insurance policies, health benefit plans, & health maintenance contracts that provide coverage for sex-reassignment prescriptions or procedures must also provide coverage for treatment to detransition from such sex-reassignment prescriptions or procedures; defines term "sex" for purposes of Florida Civil Rights Act; revises provisions related to remedies for unlawful discrimination to include protection on basis of sex, rather than gender.

[Thursday 4th January 2024]

florida government is evil, water is wet. if passed, this would come into effect on 1st july 2024.

[dreamerinsilico]

I am so, so fucking tired of the word "luxury" when it comes to housing.

My absolutely horrendous apartment complex, which lays claim to that word on its website, gave me the second-worst anxiety attack I've had since I've lived here today, because of its mismanagement (which incidentally, violates my leasing contract, but probably the best I could really get done pursuing that legally is getting out the lease early without penalty).

My bathroom sink cold faucet barely works, since I moved in over a year ago (I don't place maintenance calls for things that aren't catastrophic issues because I hate having most PEOPLE in my living space, let alone fucking strangers, which was my main issue today). My shower water pressure is just depressing. My kitchen appliances also suck. In terms of amenities, it's anyone's guess at any given time whether the laundry room that's actually near me will be functional. The swimming pool has been closed since I moved in a year and a half ago (not that I'd be using it, but still.)

But this is a luxury apartment complex. Apparently the luxury is rent that's affordable on a 50kish salary (which is not at all appropriate for the engineering PhD I have, or really anyone, because hello social safety net where??? UBI when?), but that's another problem) and not much else.

L O fucking L.

I'm paying at least $400 more in rent and fees for this shithole than I ever did in this city in grad school (2010-2016), and even just the apartment itself when nothing critical is broken and we're disregarding how incompetent management is, is the worst I've ever lived in. Thanks, I hate it.

[lonestarbattleship]

USS John Paul Jones (DDG-53) in drydock at Vigor Shipyard in Seattle, Washington. Photographed on January 26, 2023.

"Vigor, a Titan company, has been awarded a $131 million U.S. Navy contract to complete a docking selected restricted availability (DSRA) on USS John Paul Jones (DDG 53) at Harbor Island in Seattle. The ship arrived at Harbor Island on November 4, becoming the fourth U.S. Navy vessel currently undergoing maintenance at the Seattle shipyard."

Vigor Shipyard website: link

Posted on Reddit: link

[comphydraulic]

We provide hydraulic hose and ram repairs, services, parts, manufacturing, engineering equipment and accessories to the many industries. These include maintenance contracts, constructions realated contracts and a 24 hour 365 day call out to the local areas of London, Kent, Essex, Hertforshire and Heathrow.

Website: http://www.comphydraulic.com/hydraulic/trade-counter-essex/

Address: Unit 26, Mead Park Industrial Estate, Riverway, Harlow, Essex, CM20 2SE

Phone Number: 01279 417403

Business Hours: Mon – Fri 08:00 AM - 05.00 PM Sat: 08:00 AM - 12.30 PM

Contact Email ID: info@comphydraulic.com

[torozcontracting]

How can you find a good landscaper near Mississauga, Milton, or Oakville, Ontario?

Selecting the right landscaper is crucial when it comes to transforming your outdoor space. At Toroz Contracting, we understand the importance of this decision and are here to guide you through the process.

Identifying Top-Quality Landscaping Services

Local Expertise: Look for landscapers who deeply understand the local climate and plant varieties.

Stellar Reputation: Seek companies with glowing testimonials and a portfolio showcasing their craftsmanship.

Comprehensive Services: Choose a landscaper who offers a full suite of services, from design to maintenance.

Why Toroz Contracting Stands Out

Proven Track Record: With years of experience in the Mississauga, Milton, and Oakville regions, we have honed our skills to perfection.

Passion for Design: Our team doesn’t just work with plants; we craft living art that reflects your personality and lifestyle.

Commitment to Sustainability: We prioritize eco-friendly practices contributing to a greener planet.

Our Array of Landscaping Services

Customized garden designs

Sustainable planting plans

Elegant hardscaping and water features

Seasonal maintenance and care

Hardscaping

Interlocking

Backyard Design

Lawn Care

Residential & Commercial Landscaping

Artificial Turf

Snow Removal

Sodding

Embark on Your Landscaping Journey with Toroz Contracting. Ready to elevate your property’s aesthetic and functional appeal? Reach out to Toroz Contracting. Our experts are eager to collaborate with you to create an outdoor space that meets and exceeds your expectations.

Connect with Us Today. Don’t wait to make your landscaping dreams a reality. Contact us at +1 647–687–8276, Address: #3426, Mississauga, ON L5N 0C1, Canada, Email: torozcontracting@gmail.com or visit our website ( https://torozcontracting.ca) to schedule your personalized consultation. Let’s craft a beautiful, enduring landscape together.

[samiabadilah]

GreenBlade Lawn Care: Bringing Eco-Friendly Lawn Maintenance to Your Doorstep

Sourcing Eco-Friendly Products and Resources

One of the cornerstones of GreenBlade Lawn Care is our commitment to eco-friendly practices. To uphold this promise to our customers, we need to carefully source our products and resources. This includes:

Electric Mowers: We will need to invest in electric mowers to ensure quiet, emission-free lawn maintenance. Researching and purchasing these mowers will be a priority to have them ready for service.

Organic Fertilizers and Supplies: Finding suppliers of organic fertilizers and other lawn care supplies is essential to maintain our commitment to sustainability. We will explore local suppliers and distributors to ensure we have a steady supply of eco-friendly products.

Group Responsibilities

If working within a group, it’s crucial to assign roles and responsibilities to ensure smooth operations. Here’s how we plan to divide tasks:

Purchasing and Equipment Management: One team member will be responsible for researching and purchasing electric mowers and other necessary equipment. They will also oversee equipment maintenance and inventory management.

Supplier Relations: Another team member will focus on building relationships with suppliers of organic fertilizers and supplies. They will negotiate contracts, manage orders, and ensure timely delivery of products.

Legal Compliance: A third team member will handle legal matters, including obtaining any necessary licenses or permits required to operate our lawn care business. They will ensure that we comply with local regulations and environmental standards.

Licenses and Permits

Before launching our business, we need to ensure that we have all the necessary licenses and permits. This may include:

Business License: Obtaining a business license from the local government to operate a lawn care service.

Environmental Permits: Ensuring compliance with environmental regulations, especially concerning the use of electric equipment and organic products.

Insurance: Securing liability insurance to protect our business and customers in case of accidents or property damage.

Tools and Items Needed to Start Selling

To start selling our lawn care services, we will need:

Marketing Materials: Flyers, business cards, and promotional materials to spread the word about our business.

Online Presence: A website and social media profiles to showcase our services and connect with potential customers.

Scheduling System: An online booking system or scheduling software to manage appointments and customer inquiries efficiently.

Uniforms and Branding: Uniforms or branded attire to present a professional image to customers during service visits.

Overall Vision for Launching GreenBlade Lawn Care

Our overall vision for launching GreenBlade Lawn Care is to create a seamless and sustainable lawn care experience for our customers. By focusing on eco-friendly practices, excellent service, and community engagement, we aim to differentiate ourselves in the market and build a loyal customer base. With careful planning, strategic sourcing of products, and effective division of responsibilities within our group, we are confident that we can launch our business successfully within the remaining six weeks of the course.

As we embark on this journey, we are excited to bring our vision to life and make a positive impact on the environment and our local community. Stay tuned for updates as we prepare to launch GreenBlade Lawn Care and revolutionize the lawn care industry, one blade at a time!

[acoupofowls]

Did you know that our general submissions will be open 1st to 7th December for our Spring issue?

Then best we also let you know that our website and emails will be down for maintenance in early December!

As such you can find the submission guidelines under the cut, as well as a link to our submissions form!

WE ONLY PUBLISH CREATORS FROM UNDER REPRESENTED AND/OR MARGINALISED BACKGROUNDS AND/OR COMMUNITIES

We don't ask for any proof, we take this on trust with the expectation that anyone not from a marginalised background or underrepresented community wouldn't take up the space of someone who is. We ask you to consider this before submitting.

QUARTERLY ONLINE ANTHOLOGY: BRIEF

We’re looking for stories you’ve poured your soul into but haven’t been able to find the right home for. We’re looking for stories that make us feel something.

Warmth, love, melancholy, rage.

We want it all. 

All genres, styles and themes will be considered and we especially love stories that are outside the box in their telling. Ambiguous endings? Non-linear storytelling? Antagonist’s point-of-view? A story told in just one scene?

We love it all.

​SUBMISSIONS: December 1st - 7th (Spring Issue) or until we reach 70 submissions

we do not have set issue themes but feel free to be inspired by the season, seasonal occasions and events. We are unlikely to publish stories with seasonal events out of season - for example a story set in the Winter isn't likely to make it into our Summer issue even if we adore it.

FULL GUIDELINES AND SUBMISSION FORM UNDER CUT...

How to submit: Please submit via the form at the bottom of this post. If you have any problems using the form, please email us for assistance at our temporary email acoupofowls@gmail.com

Who should submit: Please ONLY SUBMIT IF:

you are aged 18 or over

you belong to an underrepresented or marginalised community. These include, but are not limited to: LGBTQIA+, BIPOC, and disabled people. Whilst we also love stories about diverse characters, it is not necessary that your story feature them.

​What to submit:

Drabble (exactly 100 words)

Flash Fiction (101 to 1000 words)

Short Stories (1000 to 8000 words)

Minimum 100 words and maximum 8000 words are hard limits, please do not submit anything under or over these limits.

​Pay: A Coup of Owls pays flat rates to writers for selected works as follows

Drabbles and Flash - £5

Short Stories 1001 to 4000 words - £10

Short Stories 4001 to 8000 words - £15

​Content Restrictions: 

The work must be original. If retelling an existing story please ensure this is wholly your own work and that the source material is out of copyright (for example, fairy tales or The Great Gatsby)

We welcome scrubbed fanfiction, however it must work as an original piece and not infringe on copyright (see our FAQs)

Complete works only, no excerpts or serials

We only accept stories aimed at an adult readership. By this we mean that we do not accept children's stories or YA, not that the work must be explicit

We do not accept and will not publish non-fiction, poetry or creative non-fiction submissions

We do not accept and will not publish submissions of AI created content

Accepted authors will be asked to sign a legal contract asserting that their work meets the above criteria.

​Format: Please submit your work in a classic manuscript format, such as the Shunn format. Upload your file as either a doc or docx, with the file name [story title] by [author name]. Before submitting please check out our Style Guide. 

Exclusivity: Payments will be made subject to a signed contract which states that A Coup of Owls Press is purchasing the rights to publish your work on its website and to archive that work in its Issues archive. We ask for six months exclusivity on your work and do not accept reprints.

Simultaneous submissions: No simultaneous submissions. Please do not submit to us something that is currently under consideration elsewhere. Please do not submit the same piece you have sent us anywhere else while we are considering it.

​Multiple submissions: Yes. Please submit no more than three works during the submission period. This can be, for example three short stories, or one flash, and two short stories etc. Please submit a separate form for each piece.

Reprints and Resubmissions: No, we do not accept reprints. Please do not resubmit a story we have previously rejected unless specifically invited to do so. 

​Rating: We accept all ratings, including and up to R/18+. However, we do not publish plotless erotica. Strong sexual content is acceptable as long as it fits within the story and is not gratuitous. 

We do accept strong violence and dark themes, depending on the context within the story. These will be considered on a case by case basis. Please feel free to query us before submitting.

Restrictions on bigotry and hate speech:

We do not accept bigotry in any form. Please do not send us stories that are, or glorify, discrimination based on race, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, gender, age or disability. 

We may consider stories that feature these things but do not glorify them. For example, we may accept a story that features a character experiencing racism or homophobia, depending on the context within the story and its resolution. This will be considered on a case by case basis, please feel free to query us before submitting.

​Response Time: We aim to reply to all submissions within a month of the submission close date. If you have not heard from us after six weeks from the closing date, please feel free to get in touch. Where possible we will provide some feedback. 

SUBMIT HERE: 

SUBMISSION FORM​​

Our submission form is only available when our submissions are open. Please do not email submissions.

[nokingsonlyfooles]

The website is migrating and so is my eyeball! (Updates!)

I got myself a clean bill of eyeball alignment! I am within normal range! It does still take me longer to focus because my left eye tries to "go exo" (which means "pull farther to the left," just like my political alignment!) but after a little over 9 months of practice, I'm able to straighten it out. I am, apparently, a hard worker and a fast learner. The doc didn't think I'd be able to fix it this well!

So I'm down to doing maintenance exercises, and I will need to deal with the effects of my age-appropriate presbyopia. Bifocals and progressives are a no-no for me. That's like an obstacle course, and my eye can't take it. That means [drumroll please]... LASIK and reading glasses! I need another checkup to confirm I'm a good candidate for the laser, and then I'll get me some surgery. Hopefully before the end of the year!

Now, as far as story updates go, it looks like your patience will be rewarded with a 12-pack! It probably won't all be illustrated, as I'll need some time for the surgery/new glasses, but I should be able to get you the text in a legible format!

The website is migrating servers today, from the one with the wishy-washy TOS to one that says "Porn OK!" and costs $102 FOR FOUR YEARS. After that, it'll go up to $4.99 a month for one site, but that's still less than I was paying before. My mortality can now be expressed in Hostinger contract renewals! I may live to pay for my webspace 10-15 more times! Max!

Technically, if we don't count labour, materials, and all the years spent in the red, I will be making a profit for the first time ever with just three Patrons! Thank you!

...And, of course, once I get my Canadian residency, I will be burning that Patreon page to the ground and building a new one that seems "family friendly" and has no adult-oriented history or flags. The naughty extra content will go on the site, available for free DL or name-your-price. I will probably lose that one Patron who never talks to me, but I think they've forgotten about that subscription and I don't feel great taking their money in that case anyway. Onward and upward! I hope I can replace them with more new supporters! (Or maybe they're still paying attention and they're just shy. That's cool too!)

In the immediate future, I will get an email notification when my site's all moved, and then I can see what needs fixing. Stuff needed fixing already, due to various updates, so some repairs are inevitable.

Nevertheless, if it's not too much of a disaster, I'm eyeing October 3rd as a restart date. Then you get (potentially) 12 weeks of content! Wow! Then I'll take however long a break I need to illustrate it and fix whatever else broke. Hopefully, I can keep working my my backlog of Tin Soldier illustrations too, but that's on the back burner.

All you Tumblr followers who are here because you like the stream of other people's content I curate: This is a threat. I am only here to get readers for my serial. I will do whatever else I need to put up with to get readers, but if I don't get any, I'm done and onto something else that might work. Y'all don't have to pay for it if you don't want, but I'm trying to build a community for some very patient and supportive people. I don't want to spend spoons for no community. I do not have a lot of spoons to spend.

People are doing complicated internet things to the site today, so no links yet, but once I bang it back into shape, I will get back to begging for attention in the best ways I can.

[erastaffingsolutions]

The Ultimate Guide to Jump-Starting Your Contractor Business

Are you an aspiring contractor looking to lay down the blueprint for a successful business venture? With the construction industry booming, there's no time like the present to start your own contracting business. However, the path from concept to construction is not without its challenges. From navigating licensing and permitting to building a strong reputation in your community, the steps to success are both many and varied.

In this guide, we'll walk you through the essential strategies and practical steps you need to take to start a thriving contracting business from the ground up. Whether you're just starting out or looking to revamp your approach, you'll gain valuable insights into the intricacies of establishing a solid, sustainable business in the construction industry.

10 Steps to Construct General Contractor Business

Starting a contracting business can be a complex endeavor, but breaking it down into steps can make the process more manageable. Each of these ten steps acts as a foundation for robust business growth.

Step 1: Define Your Niche

Before swinging the first hammer, it's crucial to define your niche. The construction industry is vast, so focus on an area where you have expertise or a passionate interest. Whether it's residential remodeling, commercial build-outs, or specialized trade contracting, specificity will set you apart and attract the right clientele.

Step 2: Craft a Business Plan

A business plan is your roadmap to success. It should outline your business objectives, target market, competitive analysis, financial forecasts, and marketing strategies. This plan not only guides your initial steps but also serves as a dynamic tool for adapting to market changes down the line.

Step 3: Secure Funding

Starting a contracting business requires significant capital. This could come from personal savings, loans, investors, or a combination of these sources. It's essential to consider all your funding options and secure enough capital to cover equipment, insurance, marketing, and operating costs.

Step 4: Address Legal and Regulatory Requirements

Navigating the legal and regulatory landscape is undeniably one of the more complex aspects of starting a contracting business. This step involves:

Registering your business with the appropriate government agencies

Obtaining necessary permits and licenses

Securing insurance, including liability and worker's compensation

Compliance in these areas is non-negotiable and will protect you in the event of unforeseen circumstances.

Step 5: Build Your Team

A successful contractor business is only as good as its team. Whether you're hiring employees or working with subcontractors, focus on the quality and reliability of the people you bring on board. Consider their experience, work ethic, and how well they align with your company's values.

Step 6: Establish Your Brand

Branding is more than just a logo. It's the face of your business, representing your reputation, values, and the promise of quality work. Consistency in your brand messaging across all customer touchpoints, from your website to your business cards, is critical.

Step 7: Develop a Marketing Plan

Once you've defined your brand, you need to get it out there. A robust marketing plan can encompass online strategies like search engine optimization (SEO) and social media as well as traditional methods like local advertising and networking. Tailor your marketing efforts to reach potential clients in your specific niche.

Step 8: Invest in the Right Tools and Equipment

Quality tools and equipment are essential to providing exceptional service. Invest in the tools of your trade, and make sure you have an effective system for maintenance and repair to keep your operations running smoothly.

Step 9: Focus on Customer Service

Satisfied customers are the best marketing tool you have. Ensure that customer service is a priority from day one. Clear communication, transparency in your process, and responsiveness to customer concerns can turn one-time clients into loyal advocates for your business.

Step 10: Grow Your Business Smartly

Once you've established your business, look for opportunities to grow. This could involve expanding into new services or verticals, entering into partnerships, or leveraging technology to improve efficiency. Smart, steady growth will keep your business competitive and profitable.

9 Tips When Starting a Contracting Firm

To complement the comprehensive steps above, here are nine additional insights to help you fine-tune your contracting business start-up.

1. Prioritize Safety and Training

Safety should be ingrained into the fabric of your company culture. Regular training, safety protocols, and the use of appropriate safety gear can protect your workers, your clients, and the reputation of your business.

2. Understand Local Market Conditions

Each construction market is unique, with its own set of conditions and demands. Stay abreast of local economic trends, development projects, and any legal changes that could impact your business.

3. Network in Your Community

Networking is a powerful tool for growing your business. Local trade organizations, business groups, and community events can all provide valuable connections.

4. Leverage Technology

The construction industry is no stranger to technological advancements. Project management software, 3D modeling tools, and drones for site surveys are just a few examples of how technology can improve your operations and client experience.

5. Implement Sustainable Practices

Sustainability is increasingly important to clients and regulatory bodies. Implementing sustainable construction practices can be a unique selling point for your business.

6. Maintain Thorough Records

Accurate record-keeping is not only good business practice but also necessary for regulatory compliance. It can also be invaluable in the event of a contract dispute.

7. Continuously Educate Yourself

The learning never stops in the construction industry. Whether it's new building codes, materials, or techniques, staying informed and educated will keep your business at the forefront of the industry.

8. Monitor Your Finances Closely

Keep a close eye on your financial statements and reports. Understanding your company's financial health will help you make informed decisions that contribute to long-term success.

9. Adapt to Industry Changes

The construction industry is dynamic and subject to change. Any successful contracting business must be equally adaptable, able to pivot with market shifts and consumer trends.

By following these steps and tips, you'll be well on your way to establishing a contracting business that serves your community, satisfies your customers, and stands the test of time. Remember, the process is as important as the finished product, and the growth of your business begins with the first foundation you lay, both literally and figuratively. Now, go build something great!

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[the-hummelverse]

In terms of the hummelverse.com website, it's online again by the way! Been online for a couple months again already actually after the catastrophic failure and year-long downtime caused by moving it over from my previous hoster. But I didn't have any time to do much needed post-move maintenance so far, which I am slowly catching up with now.

Notes:

The website is now SSL-enabled (using https instead of http), but this doesn't really change anything except that some browsers/extensions should now be less likely to act like it's a malicious page trying to steal your credit card data... (This was genuinely the main reason why I had to change hosters, since the previous one would have charged me 10€ per month extra for it when most others out there have it as a free default for your contract???)

I thought the newsletter signup form was broken, but it only doesn't show up when I use Firefox on my desktop PC so maybe my adblocker is overly zealous. I haven't been writing any newsletters lately partly because of that, but now that I know the signup form isn't actually broken, I'll try to get back into the habit. That means if you cannot see it either on the homepage, please try a different browser or check if one of your browser extensions might be blocking it!

The art gallery works again, but uploading the images is very tedious and time-consuming. I forgot to move over the folder that contained all the images on the server, so I had to wipe the database and have to re-upload them all. It shouldn't interfere with the functionality of the website otherwise, though.

The tumblr post feed on the website is broken and I don't really know how to fix it since the API seems to have changed and I am not fully able to wrap my head around the new code. There's a chance that I'll figure it out eventually but it's very low priority for me right now, especially since I set up a webhook for the HV discord server that does the same job but in a more convenient manner.

The pages for the LEGENDS card game are there on the server, but I have to rework and update them with more current content/info. I'll do that as soon as I'm able and will add a link to the homepage once that's done. But it leads me to the next and last point:

As I've mentioned before I want to look into alternative solutions for selling/distributing both my books and my trading card game and the merchandise (bet most people didn't even know there IS merchandise....look, I'm very bad at this whole marketing think, ok?). There's also other Hummelverse things floating around like the free short horror video game I made ages ago and the pen&paper ruleset, for example. I am thinking of adding a sort of "hub" to the homepage that either provides a proper and complete list of links to all these miscellaneous things, or maybe even find a way to consolidate them onto my own website as completely as possible. This is still in the early musings phase, so don't expect to see much of this until a couple months down the line...

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[grove-spark]

Grove Spark stands out as a young and driven electrical contracting business in North West Sydney, offering exceptional electrical maintenance, repairs, and installation services to customers based all over Sydney through its licensed residential, commercial, and strata electricians.

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