#webblonso

[tylersayscool]

while brocedes jumped off a bridge

[leoisstillalive]

more incorrect f1

[onetouchparadise]

I need Nico to be there for his son Logan

Also thinkin' about Carlos he is THE Webblonso son!

[thebirdsareafterme]

Webblonso = Lestappen

Red Bull and Ferrari trauma bonding

SebMark/Martian = Maxiel

Red Bull lovers to rivals (or vice versa)

Buttlonso = Carlando

McLaren Spaniard and Brit duo

[dickinfectionbez]

Fernando sat at the Audi pitwall, eyes focused on the sky f1 stream, waiting for them to show his grid-son securely in his car.

The race had a rough start, Carlos barely missed the flying tire that was Daniel Ricciardo's. The red flag coming down quickly and giving the Pit Crew enough time to give Carlos and his car the once over. The camera angle changed to show the Mclaren pit, the question on everyone's mind being if Oscar would be able to rejoin the race, he in the chaos sustained a damaged diffuser. The camera changed to show Jenson Button, microphone in hand as he and Mark Webber discussed Oscar's situation.

Fernando had to resist the urge to roll his eyes, maybe if his driver was a little better at his job then Mark wouldn't have to spew bullshit about how 'hard the team was working'. He turned his focus from the stream, one headphone on his ear as he talked to Carlos about the football match they watched the night before. Carlos paused as he stared at the stream, a bright yellow banner running underneath that read:

MARK WEBBER TRANSFERS RETIRED GRID PENALTY TO AUDI DRIVER CARLOS SAINZ.

Carlos ran a hand through his hair, Fernando stared at the scream, mentally beating Mark to a pulp. Cyril sighed. "Carlos. You now have a 4-place grid penalty. You're going to restart the race in p8." Carlos huffed, moving away from the pitwall and back into the garage. "Don't." Cyril said to Fernando, stopping him from marching straight to Jenson and declare every single penalty from his collective motorsports career is now Oscar's.

The race restarted with a rolling start, Carlos slotting himself between Lewis and Charles. Oscar was two places ahead of Carlos in p6, the Mclaren team working a miracle to get the car back on track. Fernando scowled as the cars passed the Audi pit. He didn't have anything against Oscar, the boy had been his reserve driver back when he was a racer. But his manager? Fernando would watch Mark burn and not even piss on him to put the fire out. He and Cyril watched Carlos climb up the ranks, his overtake for p6 beautiful.

The race ended with Carlos P4, just missing the podium he was on route to achieve just two hours before. Of course the Spaniard was frustrated, his manager even more so. Fernando hung around the McLaren hospitality, ignoring the looks that Lando and Zak gave him as they left. Oscar and his girlfriend Lily stepped out, polite smiles Fernando's way which he reciprocated. A good five minutes after they left, Mark walked out, clipboard in hand. Fernando gripped him from the front of his shirt, dragging him into the alleyway between hospitalities and pinning him to the wall. "What the fuck?" Marc exclaimed as Fernando let go of his shirt.

"why the fuck did you give your penalties to Carlos?" Mark ran a hand through his hair, pulling his shirt into place. "Because Oscar needed the help." Fernando turned in anger, hands flapping in the air as he faced Mark again. "But why Carlos? Couldn't you fuck up Max's race or something?" Mark picked his clipboard off the floor. "Because Carlos could recover, he has the race pace." Mark walked away leaving Fernando alone in the alley. He kicked a coke can and started his journey back to the hotel.

If this was the game Mark wanted to play, then Mark Webber was going to have to deal with that Fernando had under his belt.

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"Jenson-" Fernando slurred, "please."

Jenson stumbled, as drunk as Fernando. "Okay fine." he pulled his phone out, shooting a quick text to his management.

They stumbled into a cab, reminiscent of their playboy days when they were in the car. It had been a rough few weeks in the CS55 camp. Audi had struggled with finding race pace, and when they did Mark Webber would slap an old penalty of his onto Carlos.

Everyone could see it was revenge for Silverstone. It was revenge for their time as teammates. It was revenge for that night in the hotel, Mark screaming at Fernando and Fernando telling him to get out. It was revenge for every soft touch turned sour. It was revenge for sweet nothings that turned into white lies.

Carlos was patient, but he was getting tired of being dragged into this mess. Oscar had sent a basket of baked goods as an apology, Lando being the messenger.

Fernando woke up in his hotel bathtub, phone on the floor next to him. It was buzzing, god knows for how long. Fernando leaned over and grabbed it, head spinning. Messages from Cyril were flooding in, threats of suspension and a race ban if Piastri was hit with a gifted penalty. Fernando slid his phone across the tiles, climbing out the tub and getting ready for the next race.

They were back in Silverstone. Back where it all ended. Back were everything could start again.

The paddock was full of life. Eager fans hoping to get a glimpse of their favourite drivers. Fernando took a few pictures and signed a few hats before running to the Audi hospitality. Qualifying was about to take place and Carlos was ready for it. They moved to the pits, Fernando keeping Jenson's 70 grid penalty in his back pocket.

Qualifying went well. A little too well. Carlos wasn't on pole, but in a comfortable p4. The Audi team celebrated in their hospitality, glad no more trouble was coming from a certain Aussie. But then live on the Sky stream Mark gave an interview with Jenson. "Yes, one final thing. I want to nominate Carlos Sainz for my three-place grid penalty from my race at Baku.

Carlos held his head in his hands. He was now behind both McLaren's, both Redbulls and both Ferrari's. The three had great race pace and the Audi could match it. Fernando looked to Cyril who was already looking at him, anger in his eyes. Cyril nodded, a wordless agreement between the two men.

Fernando ran to where the interview was taking place, snatching the mike out of Mark's hand. "If you want to give Carlos a three place grid penalty, then I bestow Jenson's 70 place grid penalty that was given to me on Oscar Piastri." Mark's face went red with anger as the whole paddock came to a standstill. Fernando patted Jenson's arm and began to walk away, turning back to look at Mark one last time. "You keep sending my driver three places back, I'll send yours three laps back. But don't worry he has the race pace."

[dickinfectionbez]

ADORA'S FULL WRITING MASTERLIST

SFU (Safe from Uccio works - do not have Uccio at all)

NSFU (Not Safe from Uccio - he is the main character).

SFJ (Safe from Jorge - do not have Jorge Martin in it.)

NSFJ (Not Safe from Jorge Martin - he is the main character)

Wrench to the Heart - SFU + SFJ (minor mention of Fem!Uccio)

Baby boots and riding suits - SFU + SFJ (minor mention of Uccio)

Sands of time - SFU + SFJ (no mention of Uccio at the moment)

Chéile Seala - NSFU +SFJ - (Main part of the beginning plot)

Kiss of Death - NSFU + SFJ (Main plot point)

Practical Skills - SFU + SFJ (No Mention of Uccio)

Y/N Satire Part One - SFU + SFJ (No Mention of Uccio at the moment)

Y/N Satire Part Two - SFU + SFJ (No Mention of Uccio at the moment)

My brother oh my brother - SFU + SFJ (No Mention of Uccio at the time)

Proxy War of the Highest Status - SFU + SFJ (This is a Webblonso fic)

Vengeance served over ice - NSFU + SFJ (This is the sequel to the Buccio fic)

Penance for old sins - NSFU + SFJ (This is the Muccio fic)

In the shadows - NSFU + SFJ (This is the Buccio fic)

Love & Life - SFU + SFJ (no mention of Uccio)

Brother help me - SFU + SFJ (no mention of Uccio)

Journalist jokes - SFU + SFJ (no mention of Uccio this is a Lucalex fic)

When the world ends - SFU + SFJ (this is a Pecco/Enea Zombie Au. No Uccio at the moment)

Mirror - NSFJ + SFU (literally a fic about him jacking off to a mirror.)

Necklace of pearls - SFU + SFJ (It's Fabio Q and Bez having Sex.)

Lacy Trimmings - SFU + SFJ (it's Enea, Bez and Pecco threesome with Bez and Enea in dresses+ next day weed shotgunning and lazy handjobs)

Drops of Jupiter - SFU + SFJ (it's Fem!Marcnaia sex with Valentina catching them)

She acts like summer and walks like rain - SFU + SFJ (it's Fem! rosquez sex post Drops of Jupiter)

And so we try again - SFU + SFJ (Rosquez post reconciliation)

Bubble Pop Electric - SFU + SFJ (Bez/Diggia making out)

Writing on the Wall - SFU + SFJ (Rosquez phone fic)

Take me to Paris - SFU + SFJ (Susie/Toto/George Eiffel Tower fic)

Bubble Bath Babes - SFU + SFJ (Fem!Beznaia bathtub fluff)

Music to my ears - SFU + SFJ (Singer!Vale fic)

Toy - NSFU + SFJ (i don't know why i wrote a diggia/enea/uccio threesome)

Save me tinder date save me - SFU + SFJ (it's fem!peccnea)

Verbal Fishing Guide - SFU + SFJ (its Casey/Enea on a yacht)

Bloodbag - SFU +NSFJ (pecco m!preg abortion fic with vampires)

Fate's String as Red as a Flame - SFU + SFJ (It's Crow!bez)

[dickinfectionbez]

hey girl ive been away but before i left i saw you posting about some fics you were going to write(i only remember the carlos sainz sr/jr/marc triangle but there were more). Have you posted any this last week or so? hit me up plz, whats the tag

oohoh okay so I've only posted one fic from the list (writing the rest). The update has been for the webblonso penalties fic and I'm working on Wrench to the Heart before I go back to Marcmarc and then the Spanish Love Triangle.

[dickinfectionbez]

done! Now I'm writing cursed Fics again!

fucking off to the Polling station like I'm a big girl that has her life in check

[dickinfectionbez]

Marc/Carlos Sr Part one done, now its time for the webblonso fic part two outlined and then have part two of the Lucalex fic where they make out for funsies and then a part three to the Marcmarc fics and am writing a Lucalex letter fic where they don't know who is who. Also have another part of wrench to the heart where they meet fem!Diggia, the union inspector. Oh and the cursed Romeo and Juliet inspired fic with Santi and Uccio. Maybe part two of the Carlos Sr fic too

[dickinfectionbez]

Making this idea into a webblonso fic heheh

You know what would be funny? If ex-drivers that still had unfurled penalies could elect to give those penalties to drivers on the grid.

[dickinfectionbez]

Rough Plot of each

Pearl Garter Fic - NASTY Fabio/Bezz Sex. Pure porn no plot

Parent Trap Fic - Fernando and Vale had a one night stand. Someone got preggers with twins. Vale raised Cele and Fernando raised (i want to say oscar but idk). Fernando ends up with Mark (Webber) and is friends with Marc (Marquez). Vale did have a fling with Marc but ..... the divorce happened. Now both twins find out they are siblings and Webblonso try to help them get Rosquez back together.

[ynbabe]

They jumped off together only to pull each other out from the river below, then promptly have a fist fight

while brocedes jumped off a bridge