#weak ass bitches

[trickortreecko]

Nonononono we're NOT doing some modding shit to change the companions because people find them unattractive, I want that shit to EVAPORATE!

If I see you de-aging Emmrich, making Davrin lean or erasing Neve's disability I'm killing you with HAMMERS.

[thetorturedlovergirl]

The way Glinda looks at Elphaba’s dad up and down like he’s an ugly stupid bug after he thought it was okay to talk to her Elphie that way… oh she ended him forever and he will never recover from that.

[chaosroid]

"Shadowheart is such a bitch. Waahhh she's so rude to Halsin. She's mean to us for no reason"

I don't think she's mean enough.

For someone who's been subjected to magic induced brainwashing, it's actually insane how bad of a Sharran she is that the vast majority of the time, the most she'll ever do is say some unhinged edgy shit. For a Sharran, she should be way worse. Shadowheart is significantly funnier as a character when you realize she's all bark, no bite.

People will say they like evil women but y'all can't even handle Shadowheart, who was already declawed from her much cuntier early access version.

Natural selection is coming and none of you will survive the winter.

[wombywoo]

sick bby 🤧

[lazycranberrydoodles]

1 of 3 of my megan studies. —> HISS music video🐍 <—

[zeb-z]

dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.

[ladykyriaa]

she was smiling so much this episode i cant do this

[ralfobambino]

I tried beating savage deviljho in MHGU but i was too weak :(

[ghostoftonantzin]

I didn't see the parallels with the portrait scene until literally Jordan was handing Guillermo the framed picture, but on rewatch the parallels to the structure of the pilot episode are so juicy. There's a big event happening tonight and it's gonna very special for you, Guillermo! :) your master boss promises. Oh, you're not getting that promotion, but I have something special for you!

(and then also what a beautiful benchmark for Guillermo's character development. look how far he's come since the pilot! look how he's realizing he's still making the same mistake, six years later!)

Also the fact that Jordan and Guillermo are framed exactly the same in the shot as Nandor and Guillermo were in the pilot... put it directly in my veins

[feyrescourt]

Oh, they’re calling US boy moms now? for Az? lmfao they’re crashing hard.

[vesna-v-irkutske]

This is actually nikita?

(idk i found it on pinterest and some people say its him but for some reason nikita doesnt look like...nikita?😭)

Because it's 100% not him. Hell nah! That guy's nose is completely different and he doesn't have the same deep folds (that are located at the border of the eyelid and cheek and begin at the inner corner of the eye) that Nikita had since childhood. And do I need to talk about the skin, lol. And these are the most obvious things.

[miidnighters]

@sorrowsick | continued from ☾

Billie is trying so hard to be good for him. To take her punishment like a good girl, since it was her fault they almost got kicked out when she couldn't be quiet earlier. He delivers another spank, and try as she might to keep still, her hips still jerk with the force of it. It offers the tiniest bit of maddening friction against her cock - but she can't think about that right now. Not when she was supposed to be keeping count.

It was, unfortunately, already a lost battle. She keeps her face pressed to the couch cushions, even as Billie feels tears beading at her eyes, ass up for him to finish delivering the spanks. Five left - or was it six?

[glucosegaurdian]

So I decided to re-listen to TMA to prepare myself for TMAGP and stumbled upon a beauty of a time-travel-fix-it-fic and the imagery and writing brain blasted me.

The fic is Jon goes back and gets a semi happy ending (as a treat) and I swear it’s my new favorite both for the dialogue and setup!

Anyway I threw my phone reading the below bit and I had to share the exert and a fan drawing both for my own sanity and to inflict others of course.

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‘He stood there with a half-filled cereal bowl, the other half on the floor from his frantic jerking motions, and his hand on the handle. Now the smart thing to do would be to turn around, leave his apartment and crash on Georgie's couch until he could find a new place.

Unfortunately for him, Jon's curiosity won out in the end and he pulled the door open.

What greeted him was not something one would expect from a refrigerator, sure there was the regular stuff inside like milk, leftovers and other produce that would spoil if left to sit outside, however, the back of it had been replaced with a hallway. As if it was simply a doorway to the dimension beyond, except with small hinges on the right side, which meant the door that connected the hallway to the back was swung inward, his refrigerator was now a sort of bridge, connecting his apartment and the distortion’s hallway. And in the doorway was Michael, hands deep in some leftover potato salad Jon vaguely remembered buying and caught in the act of doing... whatever the distortion wanted his potato salad for.

Both of them stared at each other for a while, Michael was frozen in shock and Jon from bewilderment, until Jon eventually managed to gather his words.

"Could you pass the milk, please?"’

[deathlessathanasia]

One of my most disliked tropes in Greek myth-based fiction: the myths you know are actually a lie made up by the jerkass gods/patriarchy/whomever. Not because it doesn't have the potential to be interesting (I do find it somewhat intriguing in theory), but because more often than not it's just a lazy excuse to write an original story while taking advantage of the popularity of Greek myth. And I also, you know, actually like Greek mythology so when I pick up a book on the subject I'd like it to be about Greek mythology.

[sillymeowiixx]

So I tried Ibis paint for the first time and i fucking died inside. My fat ass finger was in the way the whole time, my phone is tiny asf, I have no pen pressure, and picking colors was so much harder.

6/10

[daincrediblegg]

ok everyone shut up he's proposing with a fucking finger trap and I'm going to CRY