#weak ass bitches

[gabetheunknown]

I'm just gonna scream into the void because I had a major breakthrough yesterday, idc if nobody reads this...

so it was my birthday yesterday, and as expected, my abusive ex parents visited me. They came to my fucking house. They bought flowers so I know the first stage of love bombing is officially starting.

after 8 obnoxious doorbell rings, I opened the door and with the most relaxed voice in the world told them to 'Fuck off' and closed the door again

I have no idea how I managed to do this, but oh my god something in my brain just got rewired. I feel invincible tbh

[lazycranberrydoodles]

1 of 3 of my megan studies. —> HISS music video🐍 <—

[zeb-z]

dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.

[sher-ee]

And his ass has officially chickened out.

[smokerswifey]

NOT MY TRISTAN AND NOT MY ISOLDE, WHO DA FUCK IS TANTRIS AND MY ISOLDE ISN'T SOME TINY WEAK ASS HOE, WHO WOULDN'T EVEN TRY AND BEAT UP THAT BITCH ASS CAULDRON SWEEPER-

AND MY TRISTAN WOULD NEVER WALK ARPUND BEING CALLED TANTRIS AND WITHOUT HIS MAMA'S EARRINGS LET'S BFR

SMTH FISHY IS GOING ON AND I DON'T LIKE IT

[glucosegaurdian]

So I decided to re-listen to TMA to prepare myself for TMAGP and stumbled upon a beauty of a time-travel-fix-it-fic and the imagery and writing brain blasted me.

The fic is Jon goes back and gets a semi happy ending (as a treat) and I swear it’s my new favorite both for the dialogue and setup!

Anyway I threw my phone reading the below bit and I had to share the exert and a fan drawing both for my own sanity and to inflict others of course.

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‘He stood there with a half-filled cereal bowl, the other half on the floor from his frantic jerking motions, and his hand on the handle. Now the smart thing to do would be to turn around, leave his apartment and crash on Georgie's couch until he could find a new place.

Unfortunately for him, Jon's curiosity won out in the end and he pulled the door open.

What greeted him was not something one would expect from a refrigerator, sure there was the regular stuff inside like milk, leftovers and other produce that would spoil if left to sit outside, however, the back of it had been replaced with a hallway. As if it was simply a doorway to the dimension beyond, except with small hinges on the right side, which meant the door that connected the hallway to the back was swung inward, his refrigerator was now a sort of bridge, connecting his apartment and the distortion’s hallway. And in the doorway was Michael, hands deep in some leftover potato salad Jon vaguely remembered buying and caught in the act of doing... whatever the distortion wanted his potato salad for.

Both of them stared at each other for a while, Michael was frozen in shock and Jon from bewilderment, until Jon eventually managed to gather his words.

"Could you pass the milk, please?"’

[crowlixcx]

Broadchurch | S2EP1 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 40)

[sillymeowiixx]

So I tried Ibis paint for the first time and i fucking died inside. My fat ass finger was in the way the whole time, my phone is tiny asf, I have no pen pressure, and picking colors was so much harder.

6/10

[epically-epic-epicosity]

When the cult spurns you for having your own thoughts, opinion, and intention.

[bubblergoespop]

i love vega but that old man is weak as shit. he’s lost every fight that we’ve known him to be in, except for the one where the other guy wasn’t even fighting back

[justaz]

listen. my guilty pleasure is those merthur fics where merlin is handed over to foreign lords and they get violent and then arthur finds out and goes apeshit. love it. so fun. but what i think is so funny is that like,,, merlin would punch back. maybe not realistically, maybe he’d restrain himself, but spiritually merlin is throwing hands. i just think its funny bc in like all the fics ive read merlin is the personification of 🥺 over it

[miidnighters]

@sorrowsick | continued from ☾

Billie is trying so hard to be good for him. To take her punishment like a good girl, since it was her fault they almost got kicked out when she couldn't be quiet earlier. He delivers another spank, and try as she might to keep still, her hips still jerk with the force of it. It offers the tiniest bit of maddening friction against her cock - but she can't think about that right now. Not when she was supposed to be keeping count.

It was, unfortunately, already a lost battle. She keeps her face pressed to the couch cushions, even as Billie feels tears beading at her eyes, ass up for him to finish delivering the spanks. Five left - or was it six?

[janesurlife]

Hot girl summer

people in UK experiencing extreme heat at 27 degrees is so hilarious to me.. it's just two degrees above room temperature.

[sher-ee]

[teamjacobthot]

anonymous hating on ao3 is like next level loserdom ngl

[crowlixcx]

Broadchurch | S2EP2 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 42)