#weak ass bitches

[trickortreecko]

Nonononono we're NOT doing some modding shit to change the companions because people find them unattractive, I want that shit to EVAPORATE!

If I see you de-aging Emmrich, making Davrin lean or erasing Neve's disability I'm killing you with HAMMERS.

[gabetheunknown]

I'm just gonna scream into the void because I had a major breakthrough yesterday, idc if nobody reads this...

so it was my birthday yesterday, and as expected, my abusive ex parents visited me. They came to my fucking house. They bought flowers so I know the first stage of love bombing is officially starting.

after 8 obnoxious doorbell rings, I opened the door and with the most relaxed voice in the world told them to 'Fuck off' and closed the door again

I have no idea how I managed to do this, but oh my god something in my brain just got rewired. I feel invincible tbh

[chaosroid]

"Shadowheart is such a bitch. Waahhh she's so rude to Halsin. She's mean to us for no reason"

I don't think she's mean enough.

For someone who's been subjected to magic induced brainwashing, it's actually insane how bad of a Sharran she is that the vast majority of the time, the most she'll ever do is say some unhinged edgy shit. For a Sharran, she should be way worse. Shadowheart is significantly funnier as a character when you realize she's all bark, no bite.

People will say they like evil women but y'all can't even handle Shadowheart, who was already declawed from her much cuntier early access version.

Natural selection is coming and none of you will survive the winter.

[wombywoo]

sick bby 🤧

[lazycranberrydoodles]

1 of 3 of my megan studies. —> HISS music video🐍 <—

[zeb-z]

dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.

[ghostoftonantzin]

I didn't see the parallels with the portrait scene until literally Jordan was handing Guillermo the framed picture, but on rewatch the parallels to the structure of the pilot episode are so juicy. There's a big event happening tonight and it's gonna very special for you, Guillermo! :) your master boss promises. Oh, you're not getting that promotion, but I have something special for you!

(and then also what a beautiful benchmark for Guillermo's character development. look how far he's come since the pilot! look how he's realizing he's still making the same mistake, six years later!)

Also the fact that Jordan and Guillermo are framed exactly the same in the shot as Nandor and Guillermo were in the pilot... put it directly in my veins

[megah3rz]

reblog for sample size pls

[miidnighters]

@sorrowsick | continued from ☾

Billie is trying so hard to be good for him. To take her punishment like a good girl, since it was her fault they almost got kicked out when she couldn't be quiet earlier. He delivers another spank, and try as she might to keep still, her hips still jerk with the force of it. It offers the tiniest bit of maddening friction against her cock - but she can't think about that right now. Not when she was supposed to be keeping count.

It was, unfortunately, already a lost battle. She keeps her face pressed to the couch cushions, even as Billie feels tears beading at her eyes, ass up for him to finish delivering the spanks. Five left - or was it six?

[glucosegaurdian]

So I decided to re-listen to TMA to prepare myself for TMAGP and stumbled upon a beauty of a time-travel-fix-it-fic and the imagery and writing brain blasted me.

The fic is Jon goes back and gets a semi happy ending (as a treat) and I swear it’s my new favorite both for the dialogue and setup!

Anyway I threw my phone reading the below bit and I had to share the exert and a fan drawing both for my own sanity and to inflict others of course.

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‘He stood there with a half-filled cereal bowl, the other half on the floor from his frantic jerking motions, and his hand on the handle. Now the smart thing to do would be to turn around, leave his apartment and crash on Georgie's couch until he could find a new place.

Unfortunately for him, Jon's curiosity won out in the end and he pulled the door open.

What greeted him was not something one would expect from a refrigerator, sure there was the regular stuff inside like milk, leftovers and other produce that would spoil if left to sit outside, however, the back of it had been replaced with a hallway. As if it was simply a doorway to the dimension beyond, except with small hinges on the right side, which meant the door that connected the hallway to the back was swung inward, his refrigerator was now a sort of bridge, connecting his apartment and the distortion’s hallway. And in the doorway was Michael, hands deep in some leftover potato salad Jon vaguely remembered buying and caught in the act of doing... whatever the distortion wanted his potato salad for.

Both of them stared at each other for a while, Michael was frozen in shock and Jon from bewilderment, until Jon eventually managed to gather his words.

"Could you pass the milk, please?"’

[crowlixcx]

Broadchurch | S2EP1 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 40)

[sillymeowiixx]

So I tried Ibis paint for the first time and i fucking died inside. My fat ass finger was in the way the whole time, my phone is tiny asf, I have no pen pressure, and picking colors was so much harder.

6/10

[butwhatifidothis]

I LOVED To Be a Creature, and it genuinely creeped me out to see the things Edelgard and Hubert said to Byleth (though it's the same as the game, stripped out of its voice acting and background music, the dialogue is so much more horrifying). Really makes me wonder if Edelgard's love for Byleth is genuine in any way. Do you think there's any real love there or is it just obsession?

Thank you!!! I had a feeling that placing Edelgard and Hubert's words in a context that isn't meant to make them look flattering would really let their casual racism shine, and I'm glad it's seeming like that is in fact the impression people are getting lol. SO sorry for the late answer btw 😭😭😭

As for whether Edelgard's love is genuine... I got opinions lmao.

got a bit long lmao under the cut it goes

If Edelgard felt the way she does for Byleth on exclusively SS and CF, I could maybe see how this is a "genuine" love (insofar as a love steeped in "I may hate your race but you're special and Not Like The Other Ones because I think you're special to me" can, uh, ever be genuine, in any case). But because Edelgard still feels as strongly towards Byleth on AM and VW where she quite literally never talks to them directly in any meaningful way, it becomes waaaaay more like she's just weirdly obsessed with this person who saved her one singular time ever five years ago from an attack Edelgard set up. It makes the "love" way more forced and contrived and obviously trying to squeeze tears out of the player for standing up against the cute girly trying to murder them. Or, alternatively, it makes Edelgard come off as manipulative, saying that she just wanted to walk with Byleth and it makes her so sad to HAVE to fight Byleth because BYLETH wouldn't stand by HER - and she's saying this on AM/VW to a person she's talked to in conversation a cumulative, what? Hour? Two? Maybe a few days, being nice? Over the course of, being as absolutely generous as physically possible and not counting the five years Byleth was missing... two fucking years? She's shitting herself over fighting this stranger she doesn't fucking know? Yeah, sure buddy, whatever you say - you see what I mean?

And honestly even outside of those two routes, I think it's more that she sees Byleth as being hers rather than actually liking them for who they are. A body to stand next to her and tell her how right she is and comfort her - who doesn't have the background of "I was literally raised to think this is my only purpose in life" muddying the sincerity of the brown-nosing - who also happens to also act as The Perfect Fighter and The Perfect Strategist to actively help her get what she wants. That view of Byleth being a tool doesn't really go away unless they marry her, seen by how they quite literally get nothing for all they've done for Edelgard should they go unmarried to a noble (guess they just weren't meritable enough once their use to her was done).

As well as how much more Edelgard doesn't like Byleth disagreeing with her or otherwise going against her flow than pretty much anyone else in the game - you lose supports points if you don't think the Black Eagle Strike Force name she made is good, she quickly denies the notion that Byleth isn't detached from others/emotions and insists they are just like she is, she gives them the same callous and thoughtless words she was apparently given once in her life while they are in the midst of mourning their recently murdered father so that they get over it already and get back to being useful to her (directly saying she will only reach out her hand when it's time for HER to move forward, not when BYLETH heals from WATCHING THEIR DAD DIE IN THEIR FUCKING ARMS MAYBE A WEEK AGO). She never treats Byleth kindly unless they do everything she wants, which like. Isn't love???? At all????

There's just this... weirdly possessive air Edelgard has around Byleth that always threw me off, especially with how easily she admits to have been willing to kill them so far into CF and how readily she cuts ties with them the second the fighting's done (which is particular because how just how clingy she was to Byleth everywhere else - you know during all that time Byleth had a use to her). Incorporating that into being an intentional part of her character is certainly interesting, but not in a way that's flattering to the idea of Edelgard genuinely being in love with Byleth lmao.

Personally tho, even disregarding almost everything else, the simple explanation is that I don't think you can really sit there and say you love someone while openly hating part of their racial heritage. Wild thought, I know lmao

[heliomanteia]

I think he’s only one of many dangerously neutral ass bitches with far too much fame and power to his name but if you financially support Richard Riordan you better as fuck financially support Palestinian resistance twice as hard.

[bubblergoespop]

i love vega but that old man is weak as shit. he’s lost every fight that we’ve known him to be in, except for the one where the other guy wasn’t even fighting back

[justaz]

listen. my guilty pleasure is those merthur fics where merlin is handed over to foreign lords and they get violent and then arthur finds out and goes apeshit. love it. so fun. but what i think is so funny is that like,,, merlin would punch back. maybe not realistically, maybe he’d restrain himself, but spiritually merlin is throwing hands. i just think its funny bc in like all the fics ive read merlin is the personification of 🥺 over it