#we're on season 6 and u still mix them up

[ghost-bison]

I am watching Doctor Who and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with my sister and we were kind of wondering (Jojo season 3 spoilers ahead): if Jotaro Kujo or Dio Brando stopped time in front of the Doctor, would he be affected? Like, would he just stop? Cause he's kind of out of Time, he doesn't really belong anywhere in a normal time-line, if that makes sense

Also I'm kind of imagining Jotaro stopping time to beat Ten up and trying to hit him with his short range Star Platinum and Ten just goes yeet and starts running on his long-ass legs to get away from him lol

[serendertothesquad]

Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "Should Odd Acquaintance Be Forgot" Episode Followup, Part 2

Ooooooh Ozzie origins. Oooooooooooh big bad origins. Ooooooooooo origins. Does it scare you?

Let's continue below the break!

(A post-editing note: I was informed that Leonie is, in fact, a girl, and not a boy like I thought. I'm keeping the LGBTQ+ theory because we've already gotten gay triangle villain and they could extend that to child villains too, but keep in mind that Leonie is a girl and not a boy. That's my bad.)

Setting aside the fact that they used the right flashback effect this time...Orli, please. Stop talking about math, just for a second. I'm begging.

Equilibrium! Starlight Glimmer! Equality!

...Sorry, I'm just tossing stuff out there.

Ohhhhhhhh...Barb E. Q.

Okay, that's actually kinda clever, NGL. But man, they are taking any schtick and applying it to people, huh?

I get that Oxandra is part of the Terrible Three, but...Onom was unique in that he went out onto the field a lot. Why are we extending that to her as well, as opposed to her staying in the Lab?

Kinda feeds into my complaint about departments not being a thing anymore.

To be honest, I expected all of them to hate even numbers, so restricting that to one of them is a nice touch.

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK????????? I JUST DID A WHOLE COUGH AT THEM HAVING OWLS??????????????????????

You guys think Agent Owl is there too? From "Follow the Leader"? In disguise?

OH OH F U C K GEE JESUS CHRIST ORWELL JUMPSCARE HNNNNNNNNGH.

Fucking threw my phone because whoof was I not expecting that.

No, no, no, that's the TripAdvisor bird. Or...uhhhh...shit, that one owl mascot for that one glasses company who I forget.

You can easily get them mixed up, Orwell. 'S okay.

"Well, they were smart, but they needed some guidance."

Congratulations, Ozzie! You just described every fucking child villain in this entire fucking franchise.

HoooOOOOOOOOOOLD UP. He made them a manual? He...didn't tell them to read the thick red book seen in past seasons, which definitely sure as hell wasn't written by him?

That's...very stupid. Give 'em the Agent's Handbook and go re-fictionalize that instead of breaking continuity like this, Ozzie.

See, this is actually playing into the psychology of children. You show a kid floating stuff and they'd probably laugh at it.

Look at all those Eggman's robots Lorem ipsum text!

He...oh my God, he printed the manual backwards?

CASE IN FUCKING POINT. Even putting aside the fact that this is incredibly flawed, there's an Odd Squad printing press that would have spotted the mistake like *snappy fingeys* that. Ozzie is not a part of the Odd Squad printing press.

This seal man thing is both hilarious and creepy at the same time.

And this is just stupid and contrived at the same time. Poor Ozzie's got such a lack of confidence that he has to make a cake to celebrate not 6 years of working together, but 6 days.

So if the almighty leader likes symmetrical numbers...man, he'd have a hell of a time with Villain X then, huh?

AND WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK HE QUIT BEING A FUCKING DIRECTOR BY RUNNING AWAY?????????? THEY'RE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOGIC.

...Okay, I blame Tasha more than I blame Ollison, but still. Ozzie got overwhelmed and ran away. That doesn't mean he quit on the spot; if he had, that would have been enough reason for Ollison to drop this promise of revenge. Ozzie still quit, but it was far away from their prying eyes.

Making a case in point as to why this show really should be animated: if it were, he could've gone to the Big O or the Little O and gotten this straightened out. But both Millie and Shazdeh are too old to reprise their roles now, in this live-action hybrid feature, and so this is what we're stuck with: Captain O doing what they should've done.

Ohhhhhhh, so the Department of Help was created just for him? Okay, makes sense! I kinda thought that was the case!

But it doesn't explain why he plopped Opie into it (or why Captain O did) after he got promoted versus just dissolving the department and letting her stay in Mail. AFAIK, we never got an actual reason for why Opie became the new head of the Department of Help beyond "yeah, you're nice enough and you'll do great". She's nice, but she's insanely stupid, which doesn't bode well for a help-based department.

...Unless they put her in there because she's too stupid for the field...?

For a half-second, I actually thought this would be Silly String, which, in this universe, has binding properties.

...'Scuse me while I go weep.

No...no, Ozzie, no. You explicitly said they were smart but needed a little guidance. "Smart but needs guidance" does not mean "is brain-dead enough to not recognize a book was printed backwards".

God, this is just so painfully convoluted. Olando's backstory made more sense than this and it was tainted only by bad writing! Even The Shadow's backstory made more sense than this and the only problem with her was strictly in her reformation!

I hate everyone who told me Mark wrote this episode, because y'all are fucking liars. And if Mark, Tim, and/or Adam had written this episode, it would have been so much better.

Fool them once, okay, sure.

Fool them twice, fine, I guess.

Fool them thrice, it's getting a little concerning.

Fool them four times, now it's irritating.

Fool them five times, your ass is getting ground into the soil before you're dead.

"you left us! abandoned us!"

uses a gadget that's designed to put their ex-leader out of commission

Leaving you, putting them to sleep, it doesn't matter. The point is that, either way, you have no guidance.

Considering we saw Oxandra wielding at least one gadget as a villainess, who's to say she doesn't have more on her person that can inflict direct harm on her enemy that doesn't put them out of commission, but instead wounds them enough to where they can't do much of anything, like, say, the pies from the pienado?

I've heard talks that this gadget is, in essence, a gun, and firing it at Ozzie would kill him. I'm...somewhat inclined to agree. It's a little muddled because of bad writing (and again, we've had death allusions written by more experienced writers who did it much better, like the aforementioned pienado), but sure, fandom founder deems this a murder attempt. It's about the closest we're gonna get in this trainwreck of a series/season. (I also wanted my "stuff that got past S&P" count to go past 75 and straight to 100. Thinking back on it now, there's no way 12 episodes can amass 15 incidents.)

...Oh.

Huh.

Well then.

WELL THEN.

Talk about fuckin' unexpected 'cause WHOT???????

The fact that she has enough power to fight off the effects of the gadget before succumbing to them is fucking wild, and frankly, huge props to her.

That being said, this has impact, but with more episodes and more time to explore this story, it could have hit so much harder. I'm feeling the same emptiness as I did with Olando and his backstory. And funny enough, both backstories can be attributed to one thing:

Shitty fuckass writing.

History really is doomed to repeat itself, and this franchise is slowly getting cooked.

This, on the other hand, is just incredibly bad editing.

Now, see, if I enter into a state of delusion big enough, I can imagine that the pattern on this key is the symbol of the Big Office department.

Which would be cool, but no one decided to really think of that because we're playing by Precure rules now where seasons aren't canon to one another. (And Precure actually does it a lot better when you don't have someone screeching in your ear about the franchise timeline.)

Can...can the oddness get out by itself? Because there is no way they got into the lift and released oddness themselves, on their own physical power, within se- hold the fuck up, is that our first look at Headquarters?

...Oh my GOD IT IS. WHAT THE HELL. LITERALLY JUST A WHOLE-ASS FIXTURE IN TOWN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

It's not in the death context, of course, but given how Captain O is out of commission and given the fact that this is a finale episode, they got balls to drop "dies" like this outta the fuckin' blue. They could have easily gone with "I hate it when my battery goes!" or a simple "aw man, I lost the video!"

(On to Part 3!)

[keithal]

Do you have any supernatural fic recs?

ANON. i have been waiting since 2019 for someone to ask me this. prepare to regret this decision (FYI: i'm taking all these recs & following notes from my public bookmarks on ao3, which you can find here. i'm cutting the notes short, so if u don't mind spoiler-y drawn-out comments, check that out too if u want!)

deancas focused:

A Reasonable Amount of Trouble by xylodemon -> an spn au where dean is a p.i. and a hunter on the side, cas is still an angel, and they get caught up in a plot that's a mix of seasons 4, 6, 8, and 9. this was my introduction to spn and deancas. the characterization is flawless and the prose is beautiful (very cs pacat-esque). the plot is crafted with close attention to detail and the pacing is perfect

the point of our being by noviembre -> a post-s15 fix-it that takes place immediately after the penultimate episode. noviembre is undoubtedly my favorite spn writer of all time. one of the best dean voices i've ever come across. this ties up the narrative threads into a beautiful, sound, satisfying ending, and both destiel & saileen survive. despite the odds, they're happy.

i projected onto dean winchester when i was twelve years old and now im making it your problem by alittleduck (amidsizedfrog) -> another post-finale fix it. and, to date, the funniest thing i've ever read. every fic in this series has a good balance between scenes that make u laugh so hard u hurt ur throat and Scenes That Make You Want To Gurgle Cement.

So Says The Sword by komodobits -> a s4 au and a fandom classic for a reason. if u haven't read this, i'm of the firm belief it's best to go in as blind as possible. but definitely keep this verse in the back of ur mind while reading: "Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? And not one of them will fall to the ground apart from your Father" (matthew 10:29)

sir this is a wendy's by noviembre -> yall remember when misha collins said that a modern au deancas would be like if a wendy's janitor and the president of the usa fell in love? well noviembre took that seriously and now we're here. and u should all be thankful bc it's somehow the single funniest and most romantic thing i've ever read

the pie isn’t a metaphor (it’s just pie) by noviembre -> post-finale s15 domestic deancas fic that's the emotional equivalent of drinking tea and lying under a warm weighted blanket. it makes me so happy and i think abt it every time i eat a pastry. i just sit there chewing like “dean and cas are eating fresh pie in their kitchen” and it puts a smile on my face.

Muscle Memory by komodobits -> a "50 first dates" au that i think abt every single day. i'm not joking. it's so sad and touching and sweet and unexpectedly funny, and no one writes deancas like komodobits. it just FEELS so them and i'm obsessed w it.

Strandlines by aeli_kindara -> au where s4 cas meets stanford-era dean. dean's voice and characterization is incredibly in-character with the early seasons and his voice doesn't falter once. and of course castiel! robotic s4 cas with this tremendous power and this fierce yet wavering loyalty to heaven that eventually focuses solely on dean! likewise, his character is spot-on and i enjoyed reading from his pov immensely.

[podfic] right hand on his rife, swore it on the bible by be_brave13 for quensty, floorsirens -> u can't possibly expect me NOT to include this. YES my friend and i wrote the fic but be_brave13's love and appreciation for it makes it feel like a completely separate work. my favorite podfic (and gift) of all time so i implore u to give it a listen.

something suddenly everywhere by noviembre -> the finest post-s15 fix-it of all time. cas is in the empty, they've defeated god, jack is gone, and all that's left is sam, eileen, dean, a bunker, and trying to move on. i know i already said that but this is the same author so it still counts! i cried, i laughed, i grieved, i jumped from excitement. it's a rollercoaster of emotions. it should be put behind a velvet rope at a museum so we can all gather around and clap.

To Boldly Go by 8daysuntiltheapocalypseiguess -> au where dean writes star trek fanfiction. it follows him from the beginning of the show to the older seasons and is told entirely thru his fic summaries, reader commentary, and livejournal dms. warning that it is unfinished, but it's a masterpiece

saileen focused:

Loveletter (Dear Eileen) by voynichs (Xenerik) -> a short and beautiful meditation about love and eileen from sam's pov. it's only 300 words but it feels like 15k. definitely at the top of my fave saileen fics of all time. when i first read it i stayed up until 2 am crying abt it

Livin' on a Prayer by Dredfulhapiness -> EILEEN MEETING EARLY SEASONS DEAN AND SAM I'M SCREAMING. do u understand how this could've changed the timeline but, more importantly, me as a person. eileen there when dean and sam were trying to find a way out of the deal, there when everything happened with ruby, there for dean's resurrection, there before they met cas, there after sam dies and dean retires and cas goes m.i.a. and DEALING with the aftermath of a foiled apocolypse. everyone hates the winchesters but the winchesters are gone and all that's left is eileen to deal with the brunt of it.

With Hands Clasped by Xenerik -> a handful of snippets from the eileen wedding that explores gender and religion and love so beautifully. i haven't been able to read it completely yet, but i can tell this is going to be another saileen fave.

other pairings/no pairings

The Love Story of the Runner Up by Margo_Kim -> told from the perspective of a guy cas had a brief affair with as a semi-drunken story he tells a friend in a bar. it's technically deancas but since cas's relationship with another man takes main focus, i elected to put it here.

Ten Years by Margo_Kim -> a bela talbot character study and the best i've been able to find, no contest. *rowena voice* good girls are pathetic here's to evil skanks <3

The Archangel Gabriel Is Dead by seizethefire -> fics that have half a million kudos in my mind. it's about how and why rafael comes to think that god is dead. it expertly explores the familial relationship between gabriel, lucifer, michael, and rafael. it's devastating and beautiful in equal measure. definitely a personal favorite and one i think everyone should read

put them in a box somewhere by amidsizedfrog -> a mary & dean fic told from mary's pov from before she died. a gut-wrenching story about performative/toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia and mothers.

lastly, if ur interested, i also write spn fic >:) which u can find by clicking here. happy reading!

[leiyiontwt]

Only Friends?..

Warning: This is based on my experience! (All names have been changed) , Angst, Dirty Talk (No smut though), Laungage.

A/N: This was rushed and skipped a few events in this story since it happened months ago and i don't remember what happened quite well. I will make a part 2 if i have time! Classes starts on monday and we're gonna be staying 9 hours there.

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"ughh fuckkk my back hurts, what time is it anyways?" Y/n rubbed her eyes. 'OH SHIT IM LATE' she thought. "Ugh why'd my alarm didn't ring" you complained. You got ready and settled ur things before entering the meeting. You didn't really care about your grades since she didn't give a fuck whether she's part of the top 10 or whatsoever, she just wanted to live life and be chill, or that's what you thought.

You joined the meeting not even bothering if you're late on class or what, what matters is you attended class. You checked your friends gc which contains all of your classmates.

Julia: "YOOO, Y/N WAKE UP ALREADY UR GONNA BE LATE"

Y/n: "Okay chill sis"

Yassie: "Girly I don't understand what Ma'am Laurenz is saying"

Y/n: "LMAO, SAME. I MAY BE FILIPINO BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHINGGG"

Hiro: *randomly sends a p0rn twt acc*

Julia: "eyo we saw that"

Y/n: "don't even try to unsent that"

Hiro: "dang, anw y/n let's play The Mimic later afternoon"

Y/n: "Tskk, I cant mom will scold me"

Hiro: "Just try sneaking roblox while ur mom is watching that vikings thing"

Y/n: "ig ill try"

The convo continued more after that, more chaos, like what happens everyday. Class was finished and you hated wasting ur time by making assignment so you asked ur closest friend Julia to let her copy her assignment, ofc she did let you copy it.

After that, You played with Hiro The Mimic and it was full of screaming, monsters coming out of nowhere and randomly getting jumpscared. After finishing chapter 1, you're mom was still no finished watching the vikings, ur glad it has 6 seasons

So u still went to play with Hiro Murder Mystery 2, it was full of betrayal and revenge, and Hiro was weird. He would come to the back of my avatar then press the keys W and D. Which was weird, u suddely thought what it means and became flustered, i told him to stop but he kept doing it on game, so cringe.

After the last round, you said your goodbyes. It was night and you kept thinking of him, tf? He's an ugly ass guy why would i like him... and a total walking red flag. You we're developing feelings for him, well that's weird u promised urself you would only like fictional men and women, why real men?.

The next day, you scrolled in tiktok, then saw a tiktok describing him. What?? Why am i.. getting flustered? Shit Y/n, why are you doing this, no. Why r u like this? You decided to ignore it but kept thinking of it. Gahh, I'm done with this shit.

You told Julia that you have a little crush on Hiro, and she didnt get bothered, she let you do the things you want since it's your life. Instead of having a crush on him, you had mixed feelings about it. You and Hiro would fight everyday over a single thing. You kept proving urself that u were right and Hiro was just being dramatic.

Julia said that i should be careful since Hiro is a literal red flag and prevent myself from getting my heart broken. Ofc i didnt listen to her, i still had a crush on him whether i get myself in trouble.

Though, a big fight happened. Julia teamed up on me since i was right and Hiro was being dumb again. He said that i was so selfish for not playing with me, but i dont want to risk getting scolded. I asked him to tell Myka to play with him, but he excused that Myka was venting on him since he wants to play with me.

He said "Myka literally just said she wants to kill her own parents. I was too shocked, I cant help but reply "Bro that's a red flag, AS MUCH AS I HATE MY PARENTS I CAN NEVER KILL THEM. WHY YOU MIGHT ASK? BCUZ THEY'RE THE ONE WHO RAISED ME. THEY'RE THE ONE WHO SACRIFICED THEIR SWEAT AND BODY TO WORK FOR US TO FEED US." I was so furious, he just kept going finding out excuses that made no sense, god this kid.. when will he realize i was right along. I decided dm him smth

"Hiro, look i like you but seeing you like this is so wrong. Just because ur childhood friend betrayed you doesn't mean you should do this to us, ur just passing on the trauma. You've been our classmate since Kinder and you dare to pick a friend that you met 2 months ago? How dare you"

You embarassed yourself.

You made a mistake.

You confessed at the wrong time.

He couldn't helo but laugh and send it to Myka, his friend. He screenshotted the convo he had with her and he forwarded my message to her. Wtf?. My heart was torn in pieces, he said ew.

I couldn't stop myself and call Myka a whore for attention, she got offended and sent it to Hiro, he was offended also. He was so disappointed that he threatened me that he will send my confession and called Myka a whore. Shit, im doomed.

You can't help but cry, he gave you mixed signals and was confident he liked you back. Why? What was happening?. I left the friends gc since i thought all of my classmates will become embarassed of me.

It was face-to-face, and when i entered the room, all their attention was onto me. Shit, they knew what happened. I bet they're disgusted of me. It was reversed, instead of being disgusted of me, they started shipping me with Hiro.

Did they even know what happened between us both? Why r they shipping us?. When Hiro entered, i came up to him and slapped his face, tried choking him but my classmates was stopping me. I didn't want to see his face ever again. That ugly ass face, that fake attitude.

More events pass by, and they kept shipping us. We already graduated. Why?.

Yassie created a gc containing me and Julia. She said she wanted revenge, turns out they had a fight with Hiro and Myka. That duo is such a bitch. She planned that we will say sorry to them and wants to become friends with them again then betray them. A basic revenge but i thought it was worth it.

I said sorry and wrote an apology letter to Myka and Hiro. They accepted the letter. The more you became closer with Hiro than last time, you started getting feelings again.

Wtf, Y/n get over it, he rejected you last time and you dont want to feel that pain again, get over it stupid. Turns out i can't get over him. I said to Julia that i hate him then later on that i liked him, she was getting confused what was happening if i rlly like him or hate him. I was confused too. Turns out i can only be friends with him.. nothing else.

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Part 2 plot!

A/N: this didnt rlly happen irl its just a scene that happen to pop out on my mind

You were the president of the class, and ur classmate confessed his feelings. You we're too scared and traumatize to love someone else back, and no matter what you do, your parents will not like you having a boyfriends at such a young age because they want you to study without distractions. Even if you said that, he didn't stop loving you, you said thay you will make ur decision when you turn 18.

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A/N: these are the characters as the real person names!

Ma'am Laurenz - Ma'am Condrillon

Julia - Melissa

Yassie - Kirbie

Hiro - Zyk

Myka - Myka

[sophiearts97]

If you could make a playlist about Frock, what songs would you put on it?

I am VERY LATE and I am sorry my playlist is here if you want -> https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6lwRwjgNuiSEHVSHS8u4kK?si=b80d09ba871f4dda BUT just for u anon i'm going to pick 10 frock songs from there because OOF i have way too many songs in this playlist and maybe some of them are a bit too ooc/specific SO 10 frock songs that I personally think fits them best (/!\ Warning for explicit songs /!\) : 1. Bitchboy - the oozes : this one I HAVE TO PUT IT idc it's an explicit one but it has it all the crazy weird lyrics the punk rock the CAT the unnecessary swearing the GODDAMN PINK CAT ON THE COVER 10/10

2. Hate me (sometimes) - stand Atlantic : I like the edgy tones here so I pick it for the way frock had a bit of toxicity and relationship difficulties at first, then slowly worked it out. Could fit both? but I think frown mostly

3. Sorry bro (I love you) - Dorian Electra : an excellent pick I may say this is just a mood, a mood and a queer mood. Fits for both brock and frown.

4. Spoiled little brat - Underscores : big big favorites for this one and the next, I should just quote the lyrics no elaboration needed bc it's them, also the amazing mix of electro punk/rock is all I need for their aesthetic. Frown's theme tbh (Yeah I live for the attention I got a problem and it's not my fault Why would I pay it any mind? I'm a pop-star baby, pop-star baby All I wanted was a mention But yeah I guess I must have pissed you off)

5. your favorite sidekick - underscores : same as before, more chill so Brock's theme. The fact both songs are meant to complement each other ugh i live for this.

6. Nothing - Bruno major : So hard to find Brock songs but this one represents him best to me from lyric to melody to vocals, it's a top one. He likes corny af songs and would sing this. (Track suits and red wine Movies for two We'll take off our phones And we'll turn off our shoes We'll play Nintendo Though I always lose 'Cause you'll watch the TV While I'm watching you)

7. The only exception - Paramore : not me hearing this song since middle school and never being as much into it and now suddenly I'm overly invested. A fit for frown post season 3 finale AND although this song was meant to describe romantic love it's really vague enough to talk about love in general or feelings of attachment to others and i like this interpretation. (Maybe I know somewhere deep in my soul That love never lasts And we've got to find other ways to make it alone Or keep a straight face And I've always lived like this Keeping a comfortable distance And up until now I had sworn to myself That I'm content with loneliness Because none of it was ever worth the risk

But you are the only exception)

8. Drops of jupiter - train : I've loved this song for a reaaally long time so it might be a bit ooc but tbh this is just a pure, corny love declaration from someone loyal and pininggggg so Brock song yes (Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken Your best friend always sticking up for you Even when I know you're wrong? Can you imagine no first dance Freeze-dried romance Five-hour phone conversation The best soy latte that you ever had And me?)

9. Best friend - laufey : that part about making fun of the other and laughing so much and then that part about getting mad with them but at the same time life would just be boring without them right???? I mean..... yeAH. A fit for both and pLEASE LOOK AT THESE LYRICS (When we're ninety-eight and ninety-nine (ninety-nine) Tumbling down the stairs You'll barely catch me in time (tumbling down) We'll argue about what to watch on TV Finally pick a movie, then we'll fall asleep (asleep) We'll still be a little bit strange Some things never change

It's funny 'cause you drive me half insane A universe without you would be thoroughly mundane There's no one else I'd rather fall in love with And that is my best friend in the world

You're my best friend in the world)

10. You're My Best Friend - Queen : The ultimate song. Queen? Platonic love? iconic queer artist? This is like the real-life equivalent of the Best Best Friends song from the show. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually took this as inspiration for the song lmfao

bc I'm extra i'll just put in some bonus :

Anyone Else But You - Moldy Peaches My Dumb Heart - Jack Stauber (it's not in my playlist bc spotify doesn't have it) Thanks, I Hate It - Simple Creatures

Congrats for making it to the end of this ask! <3

[itsamepatches]

Patches reads the CW "Powerpuff Girls" script PART 5

19 pages out of 60 into this script, and we're with a familial reunion between 25-year-olds Bubbles, Buttercup, and the distant Blossom. Of course, since Ace the cameraman from "Vigro Management" has been recording all this time, Professor Drake Utonium has to make a hilarious question after watching the sisters hug:

DRAKE You getting this?

*canned laughter*

And now, we reach the end of Act 1.

PART 1 (here) PART 2 (here) PART 3 (here) PART 4 (here) PART 5

Can I have some, too, Blossom? I might want some later.

I'm

pretty sure you guys wanted to be superheroes, Blossom.

Forgive me if I'm not entirely right because it's been a while since I've seen season 3 and onwards of the original cartoon series, but, yeah, having moments where a superhero goes "I didn't want this, though" is common especially for a long-running superhero series, and perhaps the Powerpuff Girls had a moment or so of this in the cartoon; however, they still loved what they did. They had an episode where they were stuck inside with no crime happening because it was bloody raining. They were bored to death. Buttercup wanted to punch! CW Bubbles has a good bit here, though. Blossom was the leader, and leaders lead no matter the circumstance.

No Buttercup, it's Chik-Fil-A.

Oh shit, here we go again:

Surprise! Blossom has a PANIC ATTACK again!

If she has it this severe to the brink of losing consciousness, you would think her dumb therapist guy would've done more than simply say "u must think of ur child self mate" but I guess not.

Okay, so as you read the final part below, go ahead and pull up this song (Glow Worm - Mills Brothers) since that's the apparent song that's playing...I think. I checked, and there are several other songs called this, but this one is nice and catchy, so I'll go with this one.

He's dead.

Looks like the cute kid is a smart cookie who makes evil robot caterpillars for a living. I'll bet her parents are proud of her. :B

Hooooo...boy. We're done with the first of many acts. I would go ahead and start the next act in this post, but I'll go ahead and dump some comments I have of what we've read so far.

About the Professor: In the previous "Patches reads", I mentioned the casting choice about Professor Utonium being awkward. For those unaware, Professor Drake Utonium is played by Donald Fasion (Dr. Turk from "Scrubs", Bartik from "TRON: Uprising", a LOT of appearances in "Robot Chicken"). Having Professor black is pretty cool, having Donald playing a guy who is a gentle and intellectual dad to a trio of superhero girls sounds cool!

What isn't cool is how you disregarded the loving professor people grew up loving while watching the cartoon. Why on earth did you find it necessary to do that? As a biracial black person, I want to give an ittsy-bittsy tiny benefit of the doubt that they didn't purposely casted a black man to play freaking Professor Utonium and then make him the complete opposite of what he actually is/was. Let Donald be Professor Utonium, please ;;

(I could do a similar bit with how both Blossom and Buttercup have those unfortunate implications such as a biracial Asian girl play Blossom and a biracial black girl play Buttercup, but plenty of people have already made those; however, speaking as a mixed person myself...some of them were kinda racist towards biracial people for saying they don't look "xx enough". Y'know. Knock it off. I might talk about the thing with the "Buttercup is a lesbian" bit though.)

About Sara: sara got screwed over in this script, next.

About Blossom killing Mojo: Would this plot have been better if they waited longer into the series for her to kill Mojo? I'm not certain. Like, yeah, some people might groan over the "accidentally killed a villain plot" but they'll get over it. I just feel like this would be a really dramatic moment if handled correctly. I know people have done plots like this in their fanworks for the Powerpuff Girls better than this, and if you (the person reading this) did this at any point, I wanna applaud you.

Killing someone on accident is an absolute nightmare - imagine the horror dawning on a superhero who had committed such a tragedy. Sure, some won't care if it was a bad guy, but I don't believe Blossom would be the kind to shrug it off. Like I said earlier in this reading also...Blossom is a leader - a leader isn't supposed to kill unless necessary (or not at all, depending).

I don't hate this plotline! It's just

the effect of the traumatic event is weak, but I'm guessing it's due to it being script-form. ...I think.

Okay, I think I'm done. Since this one was short, Part 6 will be up fairly soon. :B

and if you read all of my nonsensical ramblings, thank you and I'm sorry

[good-karmel]

Hey yall have my mom's recipe for potstickers.

I'll also occluded what to leave out if your vegetarian cause we have someone at our office who is so I made another version for them

You'll need

1x pound Ground beef or like one box of very firm tofu

1 pack of Wonton wrappers

Vermecilli rice noodles Angel Hair (you'll probably only need like one bundle from the pack)

Green onions

Water chestnuts (you'll probably only use like half the can)

Kimchi (there are vegetarian Kim chi out there just check your ingredients if there's like shrimp or shit in there)

Okay for seasonings there a few different things to do but I promise it's 100% based on vibes.

*BE CAREFUL WITH TOFU* That shit is gonna soak up anything you put in there so it van get easy to make shit wayyyy too salty.

Miso - this is kinda the most important one and the easiest way. I get one really good scoop with a normal spoon and then gradually add.

Soy sauce - be very careful it's easy to over do it especially when using tofu. If you use too much rice vinegar can help even it out a little.

Fish sauce - I don't use fish sauce that often but it came in clutch one time when I couldn't find the miso.

Salt- sometimes at the end of the day you just might need some extra salt.

To add spiciness - do these in any combination you like or add all of them I don't give a fuck

Wasabi paste- slower is better but can add a nice kick.

Chili paste - again slower is better.

Sriracha - just go buck wild. Go fucking nuts.

Sometimes I also get real spicy kimchi and that can be a good way too.

Instructions

1.follow the instructions on the rice vermicilli noodles and cook them. Then on a cutting board your gonna dice them so there SUPER small.

2. Crack open your waterchestnuts and dice those bad Boys too. Like half a can at the very most.

3. Kimchi? Were dicing that too. I don't have a measurement just pull some pieces out and start cutting shit. Just remember we're doing this based on vibes so taste it at the end and if it needs more add more.

4.guess what were dicing our green onions too.

5. If your using Ground beef salt and pepper that shit. You only need a little salt for now cuz were gonna be adding alot of salty shit later on.

If your using tofu just go straight to the step we start adding everything together.

6. Strain your ground beef and give it a cold rinse. It gets rid of all the fat and your gonna be using your hands and you don't wanna burn your hands with freshly cooked met.

7. Get a bowl and add all the stuff we cut so far and the meat. Mix with your hands wear gloves if you got em. Mixing with a spoon is a pain in the ass.

8. Now it's time for the seasoning. Get one real good scoop of miso and taste. It will probably need some more but just like a little. Use soysauce if it's almost there but not quite. Just be careful I've spilled my soysauce in there many a time and it's a pain.

9. Oh no it's waayyyy to fucking salty. Try adding rice vinegar gradually it should help.

10. Add the spicy stuff as you like. I didn't wanna look like a pussy at my office so I added a ton and it turned out pretty good.

11. Now taste it one more time. Chances are it's gonna still need something but that's in you to figure out (I get to cheat because my mom is Asian and is perfectly happy to call my shit bland as hell when I mess up)

12. Okay! Wrapping time. Once you got your filling done Crack open your Wonton wrappers. And get like a little bowl of water.

13.For each wrapper you gonna scoop like a little less than a dining spoon in? Don't over fill it cause it'll break but don't under fill it cause that's cringe.

Then your gonna dab your finger in the water and trace the outside perimeter to get it wet. Take two opposite corners and smash them together. Then your gonna smush the edges to make sure it's stays and it's got the potstickers look.

If this is your first time you can watch a tutorial but just know its gonna look like shit. It's okay if it looks like shit just make sure every thing is closed up and there's no tears.

13.5. I like to wrap as I fry but it's easier to make them all at once and then fry all at once. Just don't wait too long on the tofu cause I did that one time and it got soggy and all fuses together to make a tofu potstickers mountain.

14. Heat up some oil in wide pan. Dont just coat the bottom were frying this shit so put enough in there you can at least fry one whole side of it. I prefer vegetable cause olive makes it taste weird. To know when it is hot enough sacrifice one of your potstickers and wait for it to start frying. It will be shitty and oily but I still don't have a thermometer to see when the oil is hot enough.

15. When frying you want it to be golden brown on both sides. Lay a bunch on their side and check in a bit to flip them. When they're done, put them on a plate or in a bowl with a paper towel coating the bottom.

Congrats you made my mom's potstickers! Now go drink some fucking water OP

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck