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We're all down bad *ahem* whores *ahem* for this man istg
#quaritch#recom quaritch#avatar quaritch#miles quaritch#sully family#colonel quaritch#quaritch x reader#na'vi quaritch#na'vi x reader#colonel miles quartich avatar#colonel miles quaritch#hes so hot#hes so babygirl#istg i need him#no regrets#we're all simps
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Emagine all those fictional characters existed and knew we all simp I mean are madly in love I mean reallyyy like them. And they all read what they write...or emagine what we think about them they know. I bet even Jason Todd or a freaking serial killer would be starting to get afraid.
Welp imma just go back to being delusional. See ya ppl ✌️
#fictional characters#dream#thoughts#readers#books and reading#movies and series#damian wayne#jason todd#any character#we're all simps
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This is how the joke started
And this is the joke itself
Anomaly design belongs to @htsan
#Then I got deep with that last drawing for SOME REASON#idk what happened#I guess I just thought it was cute#Big shout out to bestie for inspiring me to draw the most random things#This started because Reigen and Sans are a canon couple now#Also yes anomaly is holding two fingers at once#We all look confused#But we know we're not gonna let him go#And he won't take his fingers away either#He's enjoying it#sans x every simp
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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
#LOOK AT US#WE'RE JUST SNUG ON SOL'S LAP#ah yes the most powerful being in all 3 worlds and solomon#✨the human exchange students✨#solomon#ソロモン#solomon obey me#obey me solomon#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me#おべいみー#mo's simping hours#it's solomon loving hours#currently waiting for the subtitle fix huhu
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I really need to stay humble lol
Me: I DON'T get the Dream x reader crowd I mean you do you, I'm obsessed with him but in a I Want To Study Him way. I don't get it. I mean he's such an emotional disaster, big divorced dad energy. Like what's attractive about a walking red flag -
Also me, a known dumbass, sees them:
Me omg hiiiiii <3333 #steponme2k24
#desire#the sandman#they could probably eat my heart and i'd thank them#I mean I don't think a lot of the dream x reader ppl objectify him in character#at least according to those who have looked#but that's another thing and also their business like I have no real beef with them unless they do incorrect tag spam. Live your bliss#Morpheus thirst girlies?? I can't act like I'm any better than y'all and I salute you. I get it even if I don't get it#we're all in this dumpster together#I am gay and stupid when it comes to hot fictional ppl okay#my biggest beef with y'all is being jealous because there's more than there used to be don't get me wrong#but there is CRIMINALLY little content for the Desire simps okay. So much less than there should be it feels wrong
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hi!! hope youre having a good day :) would you write a short like,, makeout fic with pluto if you dont mind? thank you!! i love your writing sm
A/N: HI ANON YOU'RE SO KIND OMG!! Thank you for being so patient with me aghgfhgehfg- I just started college and moved in on my own, which is like, a huge change. So yeah life has been hectic those last few months. But hey! Here it finally is!
On a calm afternoon
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You could hear the oxygen getting engulfed in his lungs as he breathed in. From where you were resting on Pluto's chest, eyes half-lidded, you could hear every calm breath he took. Your head rising up, then down. Up, then down. Over and over again, to the same rhythm.
It was peaceful, you thought.
The way the sunlight sipped through the window of his room, and the comfortable silence between the two of you as he focused on the book he was reading, sitting on his bed with his legs on each side of your figure.
In your drowsy state, you heard the harmonious sound of air filling his lung, and felt your head raise a little higher as he took a deep breath, grounding you back on earth and taking you away from the sweet slumber you were about to fall into.
You tried to reposition your head with a groan. Somehow, gaining consciousness has made your position less comfortable than it was before, and you let out a small huff.
Just as you stopped moving, you felt the touch of five fingertips grazing at the skin of your skull; the sensation made your eyes flutter open, and you looked up at your boyfriend.
He has that calm, relaxed position. Expression neutral, his eye moving slightly from left to right has he keeps reading his book line after line. In the same time, you could still hear the air in his lungs, and his fingers threading through your hair.
This was everything you had ever wanted.
The circumstances around the two of you were so strange, you had to admit. You still struggled to understand how death could be such a lively experience – having you running around, discovering and learning when you should be laying still, somewhere under the dirt.
But this, this relationship that Pluto and you shared, it was enough to make you forget about it all.
It felt way too much like life to be anything you could possibly find in death. It was so real that it made anything else seem pale and meaningless in comparison.
It was love, your heart told you. And you knew it was true.
The sensation of his hand leaving your hair brought you back to earth, and you pouted at the loss of his delicate touch.
The faintest ghost of a smile painted his lips for a moment as he used his now free hand to turn another page, his eye still fixed on the words.
You couldn’t help but to crave more of him.
The absence of his left hand on your scalp didn’t seem right. It was suddenly making you feel so cold and empty – you wanted his warmth again.
Still against him, you moved further up on his figure, passing your arms underneath him to capture his torso.
His reaction was almost immediate.
You heard a small surprised cry leave him, and felt the muscles in his back and shoulders tense immediately against the palms of your hands.
“Wh… What are you doing?!”
A few weeks ago, Pluto’s anxiousness and bewildered tone would have made you back off instantly, but you were starting to know better. Instead, you melted further against him, nuzzling your face in his neck, earning a shudder from him when your breath hit the base of his jawline, just below his left ear.
“Just cuddling you.” You breathed out with a relaxed tone.
You didn’t move a muscle. After a while of you simply laying on top of him, you felt his breathing slow down little by little, falling back into a calm and even rhythm. His left hand falling onto the back of your head once again, with his fingers threading through your hair.
Another silent moment passed, where you took a deep breath, and sighed. You knew you couldn’t go back to sleep. The yearning for his touch was so addictive – you only wanted to bask in his affection now. To have him as close to you as possible.
Tightening your grip around him, you pressed a firm kiss on his shoulder through the fabric of his clothes.
This time, despite tensing up for a split second, he let out a chuckle in reaction. His chest jumping up and down against yours.
“Now I’m starting to think you might…” he started with a grin, before your teeth grazed slightly against the crook of his neck, the sensation attenuated by his turtle-neck, but still present. He sucked in a breath, and you felt him arch into your touch, his knees bending on each side of you. You were unable to say if the movement was voluntary or not as the rest of his sentence came out in a repressed moan, struggling to form coherent words. “b-be ge-etting a l-little clingy!”
You stopped your attack and grinned pridefully, loving every reaction you could get from him. His left hand was still in your hair, a lot more tense than it was a few seconds ago. Meanwhile, the book he was previously reading was still in his right hand, now closed and held so firmly you were starting to get concerned he might puncture the cover with his fingers.
It didn’t stop you, though.
Pressing another gentle kiss on the dark-haired man’s left shoulder, you dived down to kiss his collarbone through his turtle-neck, your hands tracing the outline of his waist and earning you another shiver, before you slipped them underneath the fabric and against his warm skin.
Pluto let out a groan, his back instantly arching against you like your fingers were burning him in the gentlest way. The book he held fell from his hand as he abandoned it to encircle your shoulders with his arms, hands clawing and gripping at the back of your shirt for support.
He gasped in, stuttering your name before trying to articulate. “W-Wait… T-That’s… That’s n-not cuddling…!”
Your head shot up to look at him. His breath was uneven, his face so warm you wouldn’t be surprised if he started seething. He looked at you with wide opened eyes, his eyebrows pinching up in an anxious expression.
Oh.
Maybe the teasing has gone a bit far, you realized.
Giving him an apologetic smile, you muttered “Sorry. Got a little carried away.” before pressing a gentle, chaste kiss on his lips. “Do you want me to stop?”
There was a silence, and you could feel his hands on each sides of you face, where he has placed them when you had kissed.
He looked at you for a moment, seemingly calming down a little. You could still feel his pulse racing, but the way he detailed your face – your lips – seemed less panicked now. He seemed almost… stunned. Like he was amazed to see you here. Like he struggled to realise this was real.
It was this peculiar look he gave you, that made you want to shout from all rooftops how much you loved him.
His hands held you a little firmer, and he shook his head timidly, your faces so close his nose almost brushed yours.
“No.” He answered in a whisper. So low, yet you could hear the conviction in his tone. “Please don’t.”
The grip Pluto has on you was still gentle as he brought you closer, until you went in and kissed him with a smile.
He wasn’t tense or scared anymore – it was far from being your first kiss by this point. He knew he could trust you to be kind on him.
When your hands roamed higher in his back, pushing his shirt up in the process, he shivered and let out a small moan in response. His arms laid around your neck again, one of his hand messing with your hair.
You couldn’t feel more like a teenager than in that moment. It was insane, you knew it. The way every touch, every second was like you were both seventeen again, smiling and kissing and touching each other for the first time.
You wished this could go on forever.
The way his chest arched into yours when you deepened the kiss, the feeling of his tongue lapping at yours tentatively and the sounds he made at every caress of your fingers. You could never get enough of it.
Your heart was stammering against your ribcage, fuelled by how perfectly your hand could fit on his waist, and how his own hands held you ever-so firmly despite the way they trembled, in an attempt to keep you as close to him as possible, knees locked around you and pushing your body against his.
You were both panting by the time you parted, and Pluto’s face was just as red as your mind was hazy.
Dipping your head down in his neck, you brought your left hand up to hook a finger in the collar of his top, pealing it away from his skin to suck a hickey there.
The dark-haired man tried to hold back a whine through his teeth, tightening his hold on you in an attempt to bring you even closer. He was so precious, you thought. Breathing in and out so fast you doubted the oxygen got through his whole body, as he arched and kept holding on to you like you were a life line. Feeling his skin on your fingertips was a pleasure you couldn’t deny yourself.
And suddenly you heard a knock at the door.
Your arms immediately straightened up to push yourself off of your boyfriend and look at the door. Pluto almost fell from his bed with how far he jumped, gripping your shoulders so tightly it was almost painful. You assumed it would probably hurt a lot more, if being his partner didn’t mean being on the receiving hand of those death grips anytime he got scared.
“Pluto?” You heard his best-friend’s – and roommate’s – voice call from the other side. “Can I come in or is there anything… tricky, going on?”
Your brain was empty. Not a single thought going on. You couldn’t find anything to say.
Given the silence from Pluto, he was probably in the same state of mind. Maybe just more panicked.
Well, one of you had to say something – anything, really. You searched for appropriate words to piece out together into a coherent sentence. It was harder than it should have been. “Uuuuuh…”
“Okay!” Duke’s voice cut you out with a nervous tone before you could even have figured out what to tell him. “That’s enough of an answer, I’ll come back later!”
And then he just… left.
Wow. Okay. What just happened.
You blinked a few times in disbelief. This whole interaction seemed surreal.
When you turned toward your boyfriend again, he gave you the same dumbfounded look you were probably giving him, confirming this whole thing was just as unexpected to him as it was to you.
You stared at each other in complete silence for a moment, until he finally processed the whole chain of events. You saw his face progressively turn a dark shade of red, while his expression slowly went from one of pure shock, to a profound embarrassment.
“Bloody heck…”
He buried his face in your shoulder like you’d be able to hide him from his own discomfort, and you couldn’t help but giggle as you realized what has happened too.
“Stop laughing!” He called out without looking up, trying to scold you but you could hear the smile in his voice. “How am I going to explain this to him, now?!”
If that was supposed to stop you, it sure failed. You only kept laughing as you answered “I don’t think he wants you to explain anything.”
This time, you felt him nuzzling further into the crook of your neck, letting out an embarrassed sound as he swore again. “Oh dammit…”
Sympathizing with his unease, you let your laugher die down and ran a hand through his hair until he calmed down.
#FINALLY#I FINISHED THIS#BROS#WE'RE SO BACK#OMGGGGG#hope you enjoy it omg kzjfzefhbezf#this was FIVE PAGES LONG on my libre office doc help#anyway askbox is gonna stay closed for a little longer but once i'm done answering all of my requests i'll reopen it again#been a little overwhelmed by checking like 10 different gfm per day to see if they were vetted#and honestly all those stories were starting to affect my mental health so i preferred to close my askbox for a while before going crazy#yk taking breaks to avoid becoming completely burned out and useless on the long run and everything#BUT ANWAY#that's it enjoy your make out fic you simps#pluto nevermore#nevermore webtoon#nevermore webcomic#webtoon nevermore#nevermore pluto#nevermore#pluto x reader#nevermore pluto x reader#nevermore x reader#nevermore fanfic#nevermore headcanons#whispers from atlantis
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I am once again sorry for the person I become when a Thing (TM) happens in Omar land 🫡🫣
#if you wanted hinges today is not the day for that apparently!!! no hinges left!!! we're all out!!!!#omar rudberg#simon.out.#I AM BUT A SIMP
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🦊 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss. I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss🦊
@wackus-bonkus-maximus' one does not love breathing still has me in a chokehold and I couldn't resist anymore. This is how I picture Lila taking all the attention that she craves at the Djwifi wedding 💕
Kofi<3
Okay, so I'm very proud of this one, it took me about two months to make due to time management, the fact that I still don't have my new glasses and choosing how to draw the background (Wackus had a whole list of possible wedding venues and I ran with the one on her fic)
I basically drew one of the pictures that I found on their page and took a lot of inspiration on Steven Universe's art for the style since I think I'm awful at backgrounds and I still don't know how to make ones that make me actually happy
As for Lila I took full inspiration on this model and the outfit they were modeling (including the pose because it shows off the outfit incredibly) only added some details like the miraculous and the golden buttons and clips. She's so happy about interrupting the wedding just to kill LB. In universe I want to believe that this is Marinette's design just to make her mad
Anyways you all know one does not love breathing has been toying with my sanity for most of the year AND I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT PIECE OF FANWORK
#mila-beedoodling 🐝#CONGRATULATIONS DJ WIFI ON THE WEDDING#artists on tumblr#fanart#drawing#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug fanart#odnlb#one does not love breathing#lila rossi#volpina#wackus bonkus#fanfiction fanart#I say we're all Lila simps now#more art under the cut + some process
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hi...it's been a little while? here's a leona im working on
sorry i haven't been posting, i got sucked into another fandom for a hot sec after playing a new game
hate the laces, it's the bane of my existence
#twisted wonderland#twst#art#leona twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar#twst leona#disney twst#twst fanart#sketch#leather outfit#SORRY I DIDNT DRAW THE NIPS IM A COWARD OK#ill get to drawing more stuff right after posting this so im not starving u simps of leona content#bc we all know that we're in a leona drought </3#nemi rambles#nemi draws
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I also need people to know that just today I learned of the 'first dlc boss' aka the Dancing Lion
yeah
I killed Rellana before going there and only learned about it due to a random twitter post
i never even turned into that directions
#txts#elden ring#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#this may also explain why i got close to the castle before doing anything else#and my utter confusion at the question of 'how do you find our comrades?'#like ah yes you mean you-that other lady and the guy right next to us? those ppl?#hahaha nope....just....never went anywhere where literally anyone else was#and so far everyone i got to know semi well is a suicidal maniac#one guy is set on fighting messmer which-good luck bro tell me when you'll be there i wanna watch#another enjoys fighting bc radahn which fair but also i am 99% sure we're gonna fight her now#our first meetup is now looking on who to kill out of the limited pool of people i know which-GIRL PLEASE#2 are super upset about the miquella thing and i am unsure about their further actions#one just died after finally facing his fears of bigass dragon#the one dude on messmers side keeps running into me and dying and having a shit haircut#none of y'all are doing good#one gave me her heart LITERALLY#another is simping for trina...unsure on suicide levels as of rn#sure has a lot of poisons on him tho so there is that#if there is anyone else out there: pls offer therapy and constructive solutions to...all of this#its like herding children who all have the power or night it to kill gods#+bowlcut guy
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October 3, 2009 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP via Getty Images
#THIS is the man we're all simping over#im okay with that#sebastian vettel#red bull racing#red bull seb#2009#f1#sv5
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My boyfriend never knows peace, he never goes more than 1 singular day without me screaming about something or other in his DMs or in VC
#glitchrambles.txt#He likes it like that tho#Handsome man is wrapped around my little finger#And love love looooves my sick little brain#He gets so many ideas from me I get ideas from him#And on top of all that he's okay with me simping over fictional men#He even got me a Gyutaro figure for my birthday#And we even have little matching promise rings inspired by LoZ:OoT#We keep our rings in their boxes tho since we're both terrified of losing them#GADBXBGFHXHNF#I love my boyfriend
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The in-game description mentions that Shionne's battlemaiden outfit might be good for archery; note the presence of the blue oversleeve (igote or yugote, i had do look that up) on her left arm, which you wear to prevent your sleeve from getting in the way as you hold the bow with your left arm and draw the string with your right hand, especially if you're shooting while on horseback apparently. Now the whimsy part comes in with the glove. It seems like if you want to go asymmetrical and wear only one glove, that's possible (as do practitioners of kyuudou for example) but. you'll probably want to wear it on the hand that draws the string. i.e. not on the side that has the igote. like what was the project here
#or just wear gloves on both hands. idk it just seems like the worst possible decision was made here#(anyway she never does wield bows so this is all very inconsequential)#shionne simping#i do love the bullets and cylinder patterns on the igote tho#like the audacity of it#of wearing a garment that is primarily designed for archery#and putting GUN STUFF on it because I HAVE A GUN it goes BANG BANG fuck bows#very shionnecore#no but for real i do like what they did with those patterns for real#it's cute. it works.#isnt shionne the cutest#arise curse#like adding little tails to the chambers in the cylinder pattern and suddenly we're in this Traditional Japanese Moment#like they kinda look like magatama or soul fires maybe#you might call it cheap i call it clever#tales of arise#shionne posting
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GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL
#OH MY GODDDD HELPPP#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#we're off to an interesting start folks; the event's title is 'the forgotten memory'#solomon#ソロモン#solomon obey me#obey me solomon#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me#おべいみー#mo's simping hours#mo rambles into the void#solomon's birthday '22
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMrAh9oL/
https://www.tumblr.com/beenbaanbuun/744778833773903872/bunnnnyyyy-im-having-yuyu-withdrawals-i?source=share
Spider-Man yunho attacked me today and I'm not okay 😩
I even dreamed about get a gift and it was yunho photocards
🦝
i love how we all collectively have a thing for spiderman yunho- and how could we not?? this edit and scenario is sending me into a spiral omgg i too would dream about spiderman yunho after all of this 😩😩 here's more spiderman!yunho for you
also here's another spiderman!yunho scenario to feed your brainrot <3
#manifesting you get your hands on those yunho pcs somehow#we're all simps for spideryuyu here#🦝 anon#yumi.asks
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age gap kink go brrrr
#sry i'm gross#i want a grandpa that goons to me and simps over me and is obsessed with my hot young body#that starts touching me but gives me money to be quiet about it#except he just gets more and more bold and buys me outfits to wear when we hang out#and all of a sudden instead of my grandpa taking me to go see the new teen comedy movie or something#we're going out on 'dates' where i'm dressed slutty and he keeps his hand on my ass the whole night and at the end of the night#forces me to suck him off and stuffs more money down my shirt before he leaves me on my dad's front step#when i finally tell dad about what grandpa's been doing they're appalled and call grandpa immediately to come over#dad and grandpa agree i need to be reminded of my place and what will happen if i ever make those horrible accusations of either of them#they both rape me and beat me until i am a sobbing broken dripping mess apologizing over and over again#dad decides the lesson isn't over and tells grandpa to take me home for the weekend and invite over all his old navy buddies#hikey#father figure <3
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