#we'll see if he's sucessful.

[partyinthe5thdimension]

guess who just saw time baby at the interdimensional party lmao

[artsyanapink]

GANONDORF X ZONAI READER ❤️

WOAH! I'm done with this one now. A big smutty fanfiction. Again, Ganon is evil, bad, a villain etc. so buckle up people.

This is a Rauru and Sonia daughter reader. I imagined the oc I drew but there are no descriptions beside long hair one time toward the end so you can put yourself, whatever simp you are. 😊

Minors do not interact please.

Warnings: spoilers if you haven't watched the tears memories in the game, size difference, monster fucking (He is basically one when he transforms), chocking, pain, death (not the reader), little mentions of blood, manhandling, dubious consent, non-con, gloom pleasure (not telling what I mean)

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The breeze was gentle outside as you sat in the garden with your father and mother, King Rauru and Queen Sonia. Two guards were standing straight, eyes looking cautiously the outskirts for any menace despite peace reigning for as long as you could remember. There were the zonai soldiers your parents built as well. You didn't think anything would happen. There was an accident two weeks ago but you hope nothing similar would ensue.

"I'm happy to hear you are getting better with your power." Your mother expressed her joy gently. "It takes me back to when I was your age. It was a surprise."

"Three people with a tear of time. Now that is interesting." Your father scratched his chin in deep thought. You perked up at this statement. He was talking about Zelda.

"I'll have to find her after tea. I wonder what she wanted to talk about with me."

Sonia put a hand on his. "Don't fret over this, dear." She grabbed her cup, sipping silently. The curved of her lips was not invisible to you and your father. "Just enjoy the present for now, you need it before they come for the matters we talked about."

"Who?" You looked at them curiously. You had no clue. "Don't we already have treaties between the people of the regions?"

"Not all, Y/N." That was enough to understand your father's words. He seemed uncertain as well, so why doing this?

"But—" Your eyes gazed at your still full cup of tea. It was a bad approach in your opinion. "Did you asked them?" He shook his head, making your brows furrowed even more.

"He responded to our demands and I accepted. I'll see to it for an agreement this evening."

"I don't think this is a good idea, father." Your voice was but a murmur. "Didn't they send mordugas two weeks ago to attack? If we hadn't being there—" You stopped yourself from finishing your sentence, closing your eyes a moment. The thought of death scared you and there is a high chance that it would've been a sucess for the Gerudos.

"You are thinking too much my dear." Your mother spoke sweetly with tender eyes. "Why don't we take one step at a time? Let enjoy this morning together for now."

"Sonia's right." Your father continued. "We are well protected and if something doesn't feel right, we'll make more preparations, alright Y/N?"

You nodded weakly. Your troat was dry and no tea could quench your thirst.

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You now sat in the throne room, next to your mother. Your father was in the center and Zelda next to him on his right, standing. Since the moment the Gerudos arrived, you couldn't bring yourself to look at him. This man was a dark mystery but he was making you uncomfortable. Like a prey despite your mother's power coursing through your veins. You were still thinking your father was playing with fire.

"On behalf of the gerudo, for taking so long to accept your repeated invitations, it is our desire to be accepted into the protective embrace of your kingdom. To serve it faithfully." He kneel after the women who accompagnied him, one hand resting on his knee.

"A welcome appeal, Ganondorf. I will accept your vow of featly to the kingdom of Hyrule."

Your eyes widened toward your parent. Was he serious? "Father—" You whispered, bewildered but he exchanged a look that was enough to silence you and sat farter in your throne with a still rigid back.

"I understand that a single male is born to the Gerudo every one hundred years. Receiving such an appeal from you, a hero to his people and a king by birth," Rauru closed his eyes with a faint smile. "Well, it is truly reassuring."

"It is my honour." Ganondorf spoke slowly. With his head hidden in the darkness, you couldn't see his expression. "When your Zonai ancestors first descended upon these lands long, long ago, they must have seemed to be gods. And now you rule as king and have taken a Hyrulean woman as you wife." Your father sound cautious at Ganondorf words, frowning. "As well as birth a daughter of both race." Your eyes met his amber, almost red ones, petrified under the gaze while a phantom grin dressed his lips. You felt a gentle hand touched yours and looked to your mother. Her eyes were forward but the warm of her touch put your mind at ease a little. "Your Majesty has certainly risen above your admirable lineage. Most impressive."

"It is unfortunate that the noble Zonai no longer grace this world with their presence." The sunset passed through the windows of the castle and the light colored the Gerudo in flaming red. You supressed a gasp at the view as his gaze turned a sharp moment to you before turning to the king. "All except you and your sister, that is."

Rauru joins turned paler as he grasped the cold arms of his seat. He had a calm exterior nonetheless. "Even if something were to happen to me, both my kingdom and the peace it brings will endure for generations to come." An ominous silence followed before your father voice was heard again. "Your actions today are appreciated, Ganondorf. I look forward to your futur endeavors. You may leave."

"You Majesty." The man bowed before getting up in one swift motion, taking his sword with him. You saw the eyes of the devil one last time then he was gone, Gerudo women following behind him.

You heartbeat was fast against your chest as your eyes were fixed on the double doors at the end of the room. You didn't hear what Zelda had said, losing yourself in your own mind for a minute. Your father's words were short. "I am well aware of his evil nature. For that reason, and others, I want him close. It will be easier to keep an eye on him."

"I still think this is not a good decision, father." Rauru's eyes turned to you with slight surprise. "Something bad is going to happen. I sense it and it's unbearable." You clenched the tear that was neatly placed where your heart was. "I doubt Ganondorf is duped enough to stay tranquilly without attacking. He did it once, who said he won't do it a second time?"

Sonia, your mother, was stroking your back slowly, drawing circles to calm you while he got up and advanced toward you. "Y/N, I am touched you worry so much about us and the people here but this is nothing to worry about.  Everything will be alright." He smiled, almost hugging your form. You closed your eyes.

"If anything happens, we will be prepared." Your mother finished, looking at him, then at Zelda. You followed her gaze, watching the girl sending you her own uncertained smile.

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A week went by and Zelda talked to you about her own concerns regarding the Gerudo king. His name was familiar to her, but she couldn't put her finger on it. You both agreed that something was wrong at least. It made you feel less paranoiac that you weren't thinking alone.

Outside of your worries, you practiced more of your power with your mother and were getting better at it. You were able to stop time on bigger objects and for a longer period of time. She was proud of you, and your father was as well. 

A month passed before Zelda had send you a letter to meet her one night with chances to talk deeper in the matters that you were both preoccupied with. When you reached the exterior halls however, that's when you felt that this meeting wasn't normal. She had being quiet for the whole walk, even with the both of you alone. You looked at the scenery from the ruins before you gazed behind your shoulder and turned to her. "We are alone now. What did you want to talk about with me, Zelda?" A distorted smile showed on her lips, taking you aback. "Zelda?"

"It's was so easy. You are such a naive girl." You were too much in shock to be embarrassed at her statement. Her head leaned on the side, almost too much to be comfortable. A sharp object slide from her hand suddenly and you exclaimed in fright when it flew toward you. What you discerned was a knife stopped milimeters from your face.

You hadn't use your power—

"Oh my, I am surprise to hear you say such a thing." Sonia appeared around the corner.

"Mother!"

Her eyes weren't cold but the warmth was gone, slowly advancing toward Zelda, not taking her gaze off the girl. "I was wondering if I was seeing two at the same time, being in one place and another far away in such a short moment is pretty strange, don't you think? You did play your game pretty well." Your mother's power was still on then grabbed the weapon and tossed it on the ground gracefully. "But if you're not her, that means you are a puppet of Ganondorf."

You watched with wide eyes, stunned. "A puppet?" Did that mean that the conversations you had weren't with her? Were any?

The body decomposed as the marionette laughed mischievously. Red and purple formed on it until there wasn't anyone there anymore but a weird sent in the air.

You watched wary for anything abnormal and when you saw nothing, you let your guard down. You sighed, turning around to Sonia, wide eyes at the person standing behind her. You hadn't time to call for her as your mother was stabbed in the back, gasping in pain and surprise. The killer snatched the tear on your parent's necklace and she crumbled to the floor, blood on her white dress. Tears welled up in the corner of your eyes.

"Mother!" You rushed to her, holding her body for dear life. "Please don't be dead. I'm begging you. Don't die, please!" Your powers weren't strong enough to turn back time and you hated yourself for it. But you despised even more the man in front of your kneeling form.

Grin wide, his chest vibrated as he roared maniacally. Ganondorf clutched the tear in a vice grip as it pulsed with power. "Finally it is mine." The tear materialized on his forehead with gold and the ground started shaking under your form. You held your mother tighter as dark mist surrounded the man, the scream of victory the only hint he was still there. You hid your view from it, your head in the crook of your parent's neck as you waited to wake up from this horrible nightmare. It wasn't real. It could've not been.

You were abruptly gripped by your dress, feet dangling off the stone ground, your hands instinctively reaching to get out of his hold.

"You can struggle all you want, princess." A dark voice grunted, sounding amused. "Nobody is here to save you now, not even your developing power of time."

Eyes wide, they were met with a changed man. His title of Demon King was fitting more now than ever with his monstrous appearance. His scleras became black, contrasting with the same eyes colour as before. The hair grew longer but the places where two horns had emerged. His robes were created of the same stuff that came out when he stole the tear, a similar substance that Zelda, whoever it was the real one or not, talked to you about from her own era.

He was demonic.

"Your foolish king took for granted the godlike power you had all in your hands, not using it to its full potential." His eyes slitted and your heartbeat quickened. While you felt overpowered by his stare alone, his grip on you was making things more difficult. You tried to kick him in vain, getting but a disorted chuckle in response. "Your mother is merely the first victim of his arrogance and she won't be the last, believe me."

The sounds of the doors resonated and tears cascaded down your cheeks at the new voice. "Y/N!" Your father was here and by the lighter sounds of feet, Zelda was as well. "Let her go, Ganondorf." He growled, barring his teeth in anger as his third eye opened.

"You tried to control me, Rauru." The changed Gerudo spat, but smirked nonetheless. He was in a better position than all of you. His grip was now on your throat, body turned toward them and they heard a gasp for air while you looked desperately at your father and friend. "You will die knowing that you fail!" He exclaimed darkly, then gazed at you struggling. "As for her, I have other plans in mind."

"You bastard!" You chocked without thinking, grasping for anything while extending your hand toward your parent. You were losing consciousness.

"What foul language for a Zonai princess." He grinned wickedly and looked to the king. "That will need punishment, don't you think, Rauru?"

Pain started to course through your body and you whimpered loudly, regretting your decision. It felt like it was burning, but weak now, it was easier to not do anything instead of fighting against the hold Ganondorf had on your neck.

Zelda was mouth opened. "I recognize it now, it's the gloom!"

Rauru looked horrified and helpless while the Gerudo was smug, an evil smirk reaching his ears. "What are you going to do now, king?" He emphasized on the last term. Darkness was creeping around your body until it reached your chest. It stopped growing but it was more painful than earlier.

"Please, stop! It hurts!" Your cries made your father's heart clenched, seeing you trashed around feebly. He should have listened to you. Maybe then you wouldn't be in the grasp of this awful individu. Maybe then, Sonia would've not died.

Ganondorf threw his newfound magic toward them with his free hand, Rauru immediately protecting himself, Zelda and your mother but you saw it wasn't enough. The shield was not stronger than the attack and dread filled your guts when you heard your friend teleported the three of them away, a guilty look in her eyes.

Your lips quivered, wanting to curl in a ball as the situation kicked in. You were alone now with this monster. The man huffed in annoyance, dropping you without a care, resulting in scratches on your hands and knees. You winced and choked on air, your respiration slowly going back to normal after the gloom disappeared. Watching him in a mix of fear and hatred, he send you a curled smirk in response. "This world as it is now is doomed and you will be the first to see it crumbled."

"You won't get away with this." You spat, tears slowly drying.

"Oh, but I will." Ganondorf seized your wrist, turning you around so you were back to his chest and Hyrule in your peripheral vision, a blood red moon high in the sky. Monsters of all size were attacking, destroying everything and killing everyone while people screams filled the air, making you cry again. You averted your eyes but he wasn't having it. He gripped your chin with his whole hand, his breath on your ear, making you watched. "I am the king now. After all these years of been belittled by your people, seen as nothing but lowly thieves—I am in control." 

You gritted your teeth. "You're just a monster."

His wicked laugh rang in your ears, making you shuddered with closed eyes while your ears and cheeks redened, feeling his face next to yours. "You're hurting me now, princess." He mocked, claws stroking your face with slow movements. They descended in the line of your breasts, then to your stomach, resting in the middle and you tried to trash away like you were just touched by fire. Fortunately the gloom was nowhere on your body but his hand had replaced the burning feeling. You looked at him in terror behind your shoulder when your body was bend on the rock debris. "Now, let's see how powerful this new body is."

"Ganondorf—" Your dress was pulled over your waist, dark clawed hands running over your bottom. "Stop this!" His grin only widened at your small voice.

"Pleading for mercy, princess?" He dryly humped against you, grunting like an animal as your cheeks flushed in embarrassement. His chest was touching you, chuckles making it vibrated against your back. "So pathetic. How I would enjoy this blast Rauru seeing your crumbled form because of me. I will savor breaking you until you are nothing but a slave." He groaned silently with half lidded glowing eyes, bit your ear and then pushed you farther down. Gloom invaded from the cracks of the ruins, flowing up your legs and arms until it stayed, clutching your members for restraining any movement. You whimpered against the substance. It was like stone was holding you captive now despite feeling liquid.

Ganondorf undress his robes, his length standing tall. "No, please—"

"Don't try to hide it for me, princess. Your body is responding very well to my power." He smacked one of your cheeks, the skin getting pink at the action and a pained moan leaving your lips. He stroke his member with slow motions before alligning himself to your entrance.

"Don't—Ganondorf. I'm begging you!" You felt helpless and vulnerable against his strong mass. He slid all the way in, creating another sound from you.

"Zonai are truly differents, but Zonai and Hylian?" Ganondorf straightened his back, looking down at your petite form with evil intent. You tried to push him out but it only brought pain. "I'm going to mold your body for me only. My own pet." The man cackled, sensing you clenched around him. You were suddenly feeling warmer as he continued to drilled down into your hole. "Would you like that? I do relished the idea of the Zonai princess reduced to be a lowly servant." The gloom dissipated from one leg as Ganondorf grabbed it, dangling from each rough thrusts he was inflicting. Your moans got louder, the urge to hide your eyes from him as the position was switched. That is, if it wasn't for the dark substance. Glowing ambers stared at your quivering form in amusement, watching your expression slowly turning lustful. "Finally." He pumped harder, your leg on his naked shoulder, gasping every now and then. Sensing struggle from your arms, the gloom disappeared from there as well. The man was slightly surprised when you put them behind him, or you tried, with how massive he was.

"Father—Help me." You cried for help, your brain still conscient as you hold the man. You felt disgusting for falling for such act from a monster such as Ganondorf. However, your body, although new to this, was accepting the pleasure with excitement. A tear fell down and he swipped it out before crashing his mouth on yours, canines grazing your lips and biting, drawing blood. Both hands were on each side of your head as the devil continued to fuck your entrance, juices flowing down the inside of your hips. His tongue entered after, devoring you until air became a need.

Ganondorf let go, gazing at your flushed and sweaty form. He turned your face to him. "Such a disgraceful expression you have on you, princess." He smiled evilly while leaving and entering swiftly until the Gerudo was all the way again. "Fits more a slut than royalty."

"Ngh—!"

"What do you say to your king, princess?"

You let out a whine, your head thrown back from the force. "N—No."

That wouldn't do. Ganondorf became rougher, a dark and serious expression on his face as he took your two legs to put on his shoulders and his own body mass crushing your smaller one. His shaft was pulsating inside and he groaned in his actions, loving how you clenched him like that so tightly. Gloom cascaded down your breast, applying a burning touch to your sensitive parts and the Gerudo smile returned at your voice. Your lips parted, tongue almost out while your whole body shook at each powerful trust.

"What a view" he gripped your troat again, lighter than earlier, and pressed you to the wall, face on the rock and his member pumping inside without mercy. He watched the sight of your buttcheeks rolling in pleasure, slapping them again. Your body moved like a doll, whinning at being stretched by his size while juice dressed his lenght. Ganondorf looked at it, chest rising in evil laughter. "Are you already at your limit, my dear?"

Your mouth let out silenced noises and he arched an eyebrow. "What was that?" He thrusted rougher all the way after been out. You spasmed. "Speak to your master." Ganondorf growled.

It was difficult to open your eyes while the power of his thrusts were inhuman. Your back arched uncomfortably, feeling close to his chest as your head now rest on his shoulder blade. The man huffed in annoyance, taking your waist instead as you continue to bounce on his shaft. "No matter. You are nothing now but a slave—my servant and you will bowed before me." A smug smirk dressed on his lips. "We are already close to that, aren't we, slut?"

"Ganondorf—Ngh—Yes!"

He had break you. Smiling triumphaly, the Gerudo ran a hand through your long hair, claws thugging in a vice grip. "Yes, let me hear you. Scream who you belong to!"

"I belong to you!" You moaned but he entered slower and harder into your entrance.

His breath tickled your ear while you stared lost at a red Hyrule. The man brought you closer to him in a standing position, his member going deeper. His free hand roamed your body hungrily, the other's fingers inside your mouth while the gloom was helping, pulsing on your chest and neck. Ganondorf grunted suddenly. "Now take it all."

You screamed when his essense flew inside, your stomach getting a little bigger at the amount. "So—much!" Your eyes rolled back before you fell limp. If it wasn't for him holding you, you would have met the ground. More gushed at your feet.

"What a waste." Ganondorf snarled at the liquid, fingers pressing at your entrance to block the rest. "But I use more than once what belongs to me. Say goodbye to your dear father, princess, because I am not done with you."

"Far from it actually." 

[nightskyfoxyy]

Finally got around to making some character sheets for the TechPhee daughters!

(thanks and credits to @niobiumao3 and @ahsokastechie , ya'll are hilarious and wonderful always)

A little bit of lore while we're at it;

So yeah. Id imagine Helena happens a few years post S3 (we'll see how that goes, Im exited, only 2 eps to go. help). The plan was for her to be their one and done, but alas, once she was old enough to be fine with having the uncles babysit while theyre away on adventures/treasure runs, they did happen upon Djoura. Presumably recently orphaned, though they did try to locate any birth-family over the years, with no sucess. Helena was pretty exited to have a little sister, so all is well. Though the batch (Crosshair) mightve thrown some shade at them for returning from their trip with another kid (he would die for them both).

Fun fact: Crosshair gave Helena the nickname 'Hellion' when her personality began to shine through when she was little. Tech hates it, but Phee found it funny enough, it stuck regardless.

Feel free to inquire about more, I love talking OCs, its all in good fun! ^^

[satureja13]

Jack is disenchanted and disappointed. As exciting as it was to talk to Tiny Can, he'd expected more of the AI Therapist.

Sai went back to sleep again, he's exhaused from crying and reliving his worst memories. And Ji Ho and Jack decided to play a bit. But the only 'game' available is a boring puzzle... Jack: "Oh my, I don't know what's more boring. This puzzle or our therapy... Have they never heard about gamification? Or fun? Or to make it a bit more interesting?" Ji Ho agreed. Though the insight about Vlad and his own locked away feelings was interesting. Maybe he should follow and explore these thoughts a bit deeper.

Suddenly Saiwa was wide awake: "What did you just say, Jack?"

Jack: "Uh - probably something wrong? You finish the puzzle, Ji Ho, I go and run."

Saiwa: "No! That's actually brilliant!

Gamification! The Game!!!

We combine the AI with our game and make it a Therapy Game!" Jack and Ji Ho: "..." (Haha you can see how Jack and Ji Ho's brains are working ^^') Saiwa: "And not just for us - for other creatures too! This would have been so helpful when we'd been so scared and alone! And who knows? This could be a sucess and we'd make money to pay Rubyn and the others back!" We barely get to see Saiwa this excited ^^' But here some of his main interests meet, his love for games and computers - and being there for others and help them.

Vlad went back home to grab Saiwa, Jack and Ji Ho's content they'd already had created for their game over the last months and then they started their epic gathering to develop the:

For the computer game they'd planned, Jack already made the concept art and design, Vlad wrote and Ji Ho composed the music and soundscapes. They are going to feed all this to Tiny Can and see what kind of 'gamification therapy' he'll create. How exciting! (For me it really is! Imagine this: a game that also is a therapy - supported by an AI! How amazing would that be if you could see the things that make you suffer from a distance and you'd find solutions for them by doing insightful AND funny AND interesting quests! You'd gain helpful new habits and get rid of unhealthy ones by playing a game! Where I live it's so hard to find a therapy place. We have to wait up to a year -.- I do have high hopes in AI. You could go by your own pace. And you wouldn't even have to leave the house!)

After a very long gathering, Ji Ho and Jack relaxed in the hot tub. Jack's pain is thanking him. They sat silent for quite a while, lost in their thoughts. Very unusual for Jack, but his brain is running on hyper speed now. He's so excited :3 And Ji Ho was pondering about his locked down feelings. The Bond made it easy for him to love Luci. They had a whole different approach to each other. While his relationship with Vlad was doomed from the beginning (their story in (kind of ^^') short -> here).

The only ocassions where Ji Ho was really comfortable with Vlad was, when they touched and made love. And this is also a benefit of the Bond and Luci because Ji Ho hated being touched in the beginning. After all he'd seen at the House of the rising Sun in the slums of Sulani. But Luci had approached him slowly and tenderly. Ji Ho shared his thoughts with Jack: "Do you think this might be a way to become more comfortable with Vlad and finally be able to love him? And to find my buried down feelings?" Jack: "I think that's brilliant! At least one of us learned something in that therapy. When you charge the Bond later, just try a bit more and we'll see how it goes."

A little later Vlad came down: "Uhm, I'm leaving now. The Bond..."

Ji Ho left the hot tub and went over to Vlad to charge the Bond - and try his new theory... They embraced each other as usual and then Ji Ho tried to kiss Vlad.

But Vlad moved his head aside and whispered: "I want nothing more than you - but not like this." Vlad's breath ghosted over Ji Ho's still wet skin and made him shiver.

Vlad still has his principles - not to forget his foolish pride. No way he's going to have a plain physical relationship with Ji Ho - without love. There is no 'two out of three ain't bad' or 'it's better than nothing' in Vlad's world ^^' Only 'it's all or nothing'. He would do anything for Ji Ho, but he won't - and can't do that. It would break him apart. That does not mean it was easy for him to not give in and leave. Vlad really is the master of self control ö.ö

And then Vlad left. Ji Ho seems a bit piqued after Vlad's rejection ^^'

'I can't stop this feeling Deep inside of me Girl, you just don't realize What you do to me

When you hold me In your arms so tight You let me know Everything's all right

I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me'

Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede from the OST of Guardians of the Galaxy I

Outtakes

He will be mine, oh yes, he will be mine.

Yang Mal: "Can we grill our corncobs now?" 🌽 Saiwa: "Uhm - sure ö.Ö'"

Ji Ho checking the mail... 📬 Who might have sent that letter when Ji Ho looks like that?

Tyalindo watching the sun set 🌅

From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest 🕹️ 'Therapy Game' from the beginning ▶️ here 📚 Previous Chapters: Chapters: 1-6 ~ 7-12 ~ 13-16 ~ 17-22 ~ 23-28

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Link Click Musical content 120

(it's been a busy time, so let's do a summary)

Because of Chinese New Year holidays, the musical is currently on a break 🐲🌟 There were just a few last performances and now they're resting 🙏 However, some extra content came out, so let's go through it (all video links in replies as always :*)!

LC Musical got media coverage on CCTV (Chinese Central Television - main national tv station in China). It was a short material promoting the play and the theatre, you can actually watch it on Encore Musicals' weibo and bilibili. The stageplay has gained popularity since the premiere and more people are visiting Shanghai to see it. So this news piece is basically a big shout out and a recommendation 🌟

Another video on Encore Musicals bilibili (and 1st pic at the top of my post) is from when the whole musical crew was drawing red envelopes 🧧 (I didn't know this tradition, so I added the wiki for you too^). Basically Zhang Jiahao and Wang Minhui drew the best gifts and were happy about it ^^

I already posted abt Wang Minhui's vlog with rehearsal scenes, but thanks to @chocolatexiaoshi 💝 explanations and translations from @/Elaraqwq and @/bhd322418 on twt 💙, I can tell you about some fun details about it ^^

⬆ So yea, here Cai Qi really says: "Coincidentally, I'm single too. If you want, I'll be your first boyfriend."

⬆ here Cai Qi starts singing CXS's main plot song "Words can't convey the love", then it cuts to Wang Minhui singing the rest (best thing is, we'll get to see that song performed by Shu Rongbo and Wu Yihan on Feb 10th livestream).

⬆ then he talks about the books they have in sunroom shelves. He points out how the books are all about how to become wealthy and sucessful, with titles like: 'It's performance that counts', 'Project Management Practices', 'Conscientiousness trumps competence', 'Corporate Strategy and Risk Management'. Like, the book he's holding in 2nd pic is written by Jack Ma Jun, 4th wealthiest person in China, you get the vibe... It's such a funny touch and shows attention to details by the crew designing the set ❤ I love the idea of our broke indebted boys having a library of economy coaching books ><'

⬆ (okay... okay, you got this Niebo) Then this part. Wang Minhui is singing a song from another musical (白夜追凶 roughly translated as 'Chasing the murderers day and night') in which they played as twins. Minhui played the older brother who was an experienced policeman.

In order to solve the case, Minhui's character tried to rewrite the psychology of the perpetrator, that's what this song is about. Like he was just imagining the interrogation. So Cai Qi is reenacting what Minhui is singing. It is not the actual choreography to that song 💀

Okay, that's all I had to share about the vlog, thank you Mr Wang Minhui 🧎‍♂️

From minor news, Encore Musicals announced they'll be auditioning for LC Musical cast. It's probably connected to how it's a long-term stage and they'll need more actors. According to choco-xiaoshi, musicals like this can go on for a year or longer, depending on how well the tickets sell. And for now LC stage is selling well 🌟

They also posted the performace schedule for March, with special events marked. And yes, Shu Rongbo and Wu Yihan have birthdays on the same day, March 10th and will be performing then 😌

Also Liao Jingyuan and Cai Lu posted these pictures:

To finish this post off, have this Rock, Paper, Scissors sequence between Bai Zhuoming and Wu Yihan. It's not recent, but I like it and wanted to post all the pics together but always reached photo limit before I could ><

it's missing Wu Yihan hours fr

Okie, hope you had fun ^^ remember to make use of a masterlist~

[soobibabe]

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July 14th, 2022

Kang Taehyun: sucess ;)

You find yourself standing in the kitchen, staring blankly at the coffee machine. The aroma of freshly brewed coffee fills the room, but you can't bring yourself to pour a cup. Your thoughts are consumed by the implications of your engagement with Taehyun.

You still can't wrap your head around the fact that not only have you never been proposed to, nor been in love before (or so you tell yourself) yet you'll be married to someone you once resented in a matter of months.

With a heavy sigh, you reach for your phone, intending to distract yourself with emails and messages. But your fingers hesitate over the screen, a nagging feeling tugging at the back of your mind.

You need to speak with Taehyun, to clarify the terms of your arrangement and establish some semblance of control over the situation.

you: can we talk? Kang Taeyung: sure, when and where? you: preferably today, over dinner? Kang Taehyun: alright, I'll make the reservations for tonight

As you walk into the restaurant, you realize there's no one else here, other than the employees. Strange… This is the most popular restaurant in Seoul. Aside from the lack of customers, Taehyun isn't here either.

Ten minutes pass…

Thirty…

An hour.

He's still not here. Classic, how stupid of you to think he wouldn't pull stuff like this again.

"Y/n! You're her—" His hair is messy and eyes wide as though he ran a marathon to get here.

"Screw you, Kang Taehyun." You shove past his shoulder where he blocked you from the entrance, about to cross the street to get to your car.

"There's nothing you can say that's worth my time. As of right now, you've wasted far too much," you're fuming, so much so that you begin to walk onto the street without thinking.

Luckily for you, Taehyun grabs onto your waist and pulls you into him before you can make contact with any of the passing vehicles.

There's a pause between the two of you. Your bodies held together by his strong arms. His eyes piercing into yours like you're too fragile to let go of.

The moment startles you, pulling you out of your hate-fueled trance. "Y/n," he starts. You've never heard his voice so soft. "please, just listen to me" Unable to articulate yourself with words, you nod signifying that you're willing to hear him out. "Let me drive you home, I'll explain from there" you nod again, not quite sure of what to say. The ride is quiet for the most part. You message your staff to tell them the location of your car. Taehyun breaks the silence "I rented the restaurant to make you more comfortable since you said we needed to talk," oh. "I tried. I planned on getting here earlier but there was a department emergency, I couldn't leave" now you feel ashamed assuming the worst. like you always have. "I'm sorry, y/n".

"I understand, Taehyun. However, if you want this to work you need to be clear with me. If something came up, you should've called and said so" "I know that now, and I'm sorry." "Well, here's my place. I'll see you whenever, Taehyun" "Sorry again. We'll talk tomorrow?" "sure"

Later that night, you lie in bed, replaying the evening in your mind. Your thoughts are racing, trying to process what it is you're feeling. You think back to the restaurant, already growing overwhelmed by the mere thought of it.

You’d like to dismiss it all and say that you’re just being dramatic, but you can’t help but feel emotions that you thought were over by now.

Back in primary school, you worked hard to present as amicable as you could be. Reason being, you knew you were shunned behind your back by your classmates, particularly by girls.

You heard all the rumors they created about you. From "getting plastic surgery at 8 years old to look prettier" to "she thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s got daddy’s money." The same girls would say these things all while claiming to be best friends with you.

At some point, you’d given up trying and just let everyone believe what they wanted to. That’s when Sora entered your life. She was so nice to you.

So much so, that you gave her anything she would ask for. Even when you confessed to her your crush on Kang Taehyun, she started flirting with him.

You let it happen since she was your best friend after all.

Taehyun and you had a decent relationship then. You rarely spoke, but had most classes together. He walked you home every day, although you weren’t aware of it. After school, he’d walk far enough behind you to make sure that you got home safe without seeming overbearing.

You hardly spoke to guys anyway, so he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

During lunch one day, Sora decided to ask you your opinion on Taehyun again. Almost as though she had forgotten what you previously thought of him.

Not wanting to upset her, you lied straight through your teeth. “I think he’s a jerk. He’s arrogant and self-absorbed, I don’t see what you see in him anyway.” Sora smiled, seemingly pleased with your answer but her eyes weren’t on you.

They lingered on something behind you at the back of the classroom. You didn’t bother paying any mind to it.

Sora being here, listening to you was all that mattered.

After that day, Taehyun became totally distant from you. He no longer smiled at you in the hallway or greeted you good mornings like he usually did.

Instead, he ignored you. Acted like you weren’t there at all when you looked at him. Like you were invisible.

Since that day, Sora became closer to Taehyun than ever before.

Could it have been that she was feeding more rumors to him too?

No. Sora wouldn’t do that to you, she’s your friend.

Wasn’t she?

Whatever. You’ve been pondering on the past for too long. Before going to bed, you check your phone to see if Taehyun contacted you at all, which to your disappointment he hadn’t.

July 17th, 2022 "Chairman Kang, what a pleasant surprise!" Jeez this lying thing has become second nature to you. Why is he here...

There are lots of unexpected things that occur in your office. Like shareholder changes, emergency meetings... But this? this is new. Although, you should've seen this coming. Chairman Kang knows no boundaries after all.

"Clear your schedule next week. You and taehyun are to visit the Maldives for a few days~" "I'm sorry, WHAT?" "Well, my grandson and soon-to-be-in-law have to get closer somehow, right? This would be killing two birds with one stone. Taehyun only travels for work, he'll finally experience a non-business-based summer vacation" You can practically feel a vein on your forehead pulsing. He's out of his mind.

A/N: alot is happening... are you guys ready for whats next? hehehehehehehhee [evil laugh] ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

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[leopoldainter]

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[ashenrainbow]

Maybe Im in a minor group but I hope the FNAF movies are sucessful enough that they do movie makes of ALL the games.

And through those movies, the in-game FNAF lore is once and for all smoothly and plainly displayed for everyone to understand. Like, all of it. No matter how twisted or convoluted.

Because dont get me wrong, watching MattPat fall down a spiral of lore insanity has it own humor attached to it but I want a start to finish story for this stuff so i can annoy my cousin with all the wrong theories he never believes me are real (but does believe because he's gulliable and I know too much about this assinine topic).

Guess we'll have to wait and see.

[offensiveslur]

Told this woman hating prof im gonna be his fav student and he said i hope u sucessed doğa while in my head he was like u wish b but we'll see i got b+ last semester from his exams he is actually a very good teacher u wouldnt believe after seeing his personality

[gabthehistorysimmer]

GBSC Ironage - Chapter 4 I probably forgot to mention it but- Niamh became a spellcaster, as she was interested in the ways of the druids (and their secrets to healing and faith). She went to the spellcaster's world to gather some plants- and start her herbalism and potion training.

Well- While Niamh was busy becoming a proper druid, her two kids were mostly being taken care of by Grandpa Owen. He loved them, and was quite doting with his grandchildren, while grandpa spoilt them, the parents had to often scold them themselves.

"So- Today I went fi-sh-ing!" "Fish-eyn?" "No! No, Fi-sh-ing!"

They also invested in buying a horse. Now travelling for trade- or even hunting was much faster.

And no matter how safe it seemed to be... they knew it was only an illusion. So Owen and Bowen often trained before sleeping.

And Niamh eventually gave birth again, to a little girl. She was named Agrona, but she was born a sickly child.. and passed away during the night.

Niamh tried to move on from the tragedy, and appreciate what she has.. two healthy boys, who seemed to be growing stronger everyday.

They also finally made two huts, one for cooking/eating, and one for living in. A proper fence was put around it too, to protect them from invasions. Eventually.. Niamh got pregnant for the fourth time. Bowen took care of the responsibilities of his wife as to let her relax, pregnancies had been tough on her. He also started to practice playing an instrument.

Lastly- (I know this one's long sorry haha), Darragh and Connor grew up through their last age up roll! So you know what that means, they're safe from childhood mortality rolls now! (now just to worry about wolves.. and war.... and..) Well, it's pretty good news though, they already have an heir and a spare for their tribe. Though, having been twins the sucession might be a little tough, we'll see how it goes. Event day is approaching once again, at the end of the week we shall roll...

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[cellard0ors]

Fic: Just A Lil' Squeeze

For @lovelyrhink. This was written to cheer her up...and then time and life got away from me! 😆 Regardless, a THOUSAND years later, this will still hopefully bring her some joy as well as anyone else who reads this!

Rating: Explicit (as in sexy times)

Good Mythical Evening: Take Two was a go!

After the sucess of the first Good Mythical Evening, Link and Rhett had pitched the idea of doing it again this year...albeit with less drinking on Link's part.

The crew had already come up with a couple of fun ideas. Shuffleboard game for when certain cocktails were invented, a look at unique sex toys, a how-fast-can-you-blow-up-this-blow-up-doll game - all things they were sure would create the kind of content older viewers who paid to see this event would enjoy.

Tonight, Rhett and Link were testing out a few - seeing what they liked and didn't. Normally the crew would be with them, but the friends really wanted to try them out solo first. Which is probably what led to the trouble in the first place...

Honestly, any time Link decided to give a 'fantastic pitch', Rhett knew it was time to start worrying. This time is no different as Link's eyes sparkle with mirth, "Unusual erogenous zones."

Rhett looks at him with his brows furrowed, "Wait...what?"

"Unusual erogenous zones, brother," Link smacks his arm. They're sitting at the Good Mythical Morning desk, shooting things back and forth and then this comes up, something Rhett can't even begin to understand.

Link decides to enlighten him, "Everybody knows about the nipples, the wiener - stuff like that. But there are a lot of other parts of the body that are reportedly able to get a person going."

"And how're we going to show that, exactly?"

Link's bottom lip sticks out and he just shrugs, "We'll just try 'em on out each other."

"...do you actually listen to the stuff you say, Neal?"

"Hmm?"

"You want us to touch one another's erogenous zones!"

Link rolls his eyes, "Not the serious ones."

Rhett just scoffs and Link just rolls his chair closer, "Look, give me your wrist."

"Which one?"

"Doesn't matter."

Rhett, not seeing the harm in this and also curious enough to give it at least a shot, proffers his right wrist. Link makes sure to hold it from the back, making Rhett's hand turn palm up, his lifeline clearly visible.

Link trails his fingers along it and Rhett bursts into giggles, unable to help himself, "That tickles, man!"

Link beams, "Yeah? And what else?"

"I don't know," Rhett wiggles in his seat, "It feels kinda...weird. LIke...tingly. Don't know if I like it or not."

Link stops moving his fingers and looks up at him, "See? That's one of them."

"One of what?"

Link huffs and draws away, "Here you are - giving me a hard time 'bout the stuff I say and you can't even listen! It's an erogenous zone, Rhett."

Rhett looks at his wrist and then to Link, "My wrist?"

"Anybody's inner wrists. Found this article where there are over thirty-one unusual erogenous zones."

"No shit?" Rhett responds and Link shoots him a look, but he just shrugs, "Going to be cursing a blue streak when we shoot the Evening. Might as well get used to it now."

"Hey, I'm more used to it than I used to be, but, mean..." Link trails off, looking put out and Rhett gets it.

For most of their lives they've avoided using 'potty language', and, even now with their more educated views, it's still a hard pill to swallow.

After all, there are plenty of other words in the English language that have less bite to them. But Rhett knows they'll both have to ramp up it sooner or later, so he doesn't see the harm in starting now.

Regardless, he looks at his wrist again, "Thirty-one, huh?"

Link looks pleased at his pal's interest, "Yeah. You wanna try one on me?"

Rhett gives a little nod and Link beams, turning around until his back faces Rhett, "Then how's about you touch the nape of my neck, McLaughlin?"

Shrugging, Rhett does as asked, trailing his fingers along Link's nape. Link shivers and lets out a little giggle, "Feels purdy darn good. Not puttin' the zinger in my dinger, though."

Rhett laughs loudly and stops, "Alright, what else we got?"

"Scalp." Link turns back, waggling his fingers but Rhett pushes them away, "Already knows that works for me. What else?"

"Oh, I got a goodun'," Link says as he swiftly falls into a crouch at Rhett's feet. Considering his current position, Rhett feels the need to point out that Link said 'unusual' erogenous zones.

He knows well and dandy that what's between his thighs is a great zone and he's about to shy away and voice that when Link's hands tuck neatly beneath Rhett's knees.

He rubs there, the denim of Rhett's jeans doing little to mask the touch and Rhett just goes for what he hopes comes across as a disinterested hum.

Because, okay, this is...good. Rhett can definitely see the appeal here. More so when Link's hands move up to...just run along his upper thighs, to give them just a little squeeze.

And that. Is. VERY. Good.

The warmth of Link's full hands...palms flush against the length of Rhett's thighs, rubbing up and down and up and down and then giving the occasional little squeeze and whoa, hey, did it just get hotter in here?

Rhett's pretty sure the studios' temperature has amped up a couple of degrees, because his face feels...flushed.

And Link, eyes on his task, speaks, "Yeah, so, the article said behind the knees and along the inner thighs, so - wonderin' if the tops are any good too."

The tops are good, Rhett's thoughts sigh (sigh - not moan, gosh darn it) And he's supposed to curse more - even if it's internally, but it's a hard habit to break and Link is still squeezing and that's what's really grabbing ahold of Rhett's unmentionables.

Those intermittent strokes and squeezes from Link's hands. So sure, so confident and it makes Rhett want to squirm, makes him want to ask for Link to dovetail his hands inwards and dance along his inner thighs, but he knows that's a big no, no.

Just as he's thinking about asking Link to move on to save himself any embarrassment, Link's hands move even more northward, finding his hip bones and squeezing there. Squeezing hard.

It takes all of Rhett's willpower not to jut his hips upward into the feeling, essentially pumping his lower half upwards as if they're-! Yeah, this needs to stop.

Rhett opens his mouth only for a choked sound to escape as Link's squeezing hands move down to the tops of his thighs again and then just...slide inward.

Link's hands grace his inner thighs now. Squeezing and rubbing and if Link isn't careful he's going to notice that Rhett's growing the beginnings of a pretty healthy hard-on.

Instead of voicing his inner warning thoughts aloud though, Rhett's open mouth lets out a couple of harsh, panting breaths.

His lanky body begins to bend inward, pleasure spiraling up and down his spine and his head lowers enough that Link can surge up a bit, enough to whisper into his right ear, "How's about you ease your drawers down?"

The question comes out bathed in the honeyed syrup of their natural southern drawl and Rhett finally admits to a moan, one he releases at that request.

He knows what Link's asking for, knows they're moving beyond the unusual erogenous zones and into the very usual ones and he knows he should probably object.

But then Link's face manages to skirt beneath the mass of long curls covering Rhett's face as Link licks at the bottom of his earlobe, sucks at it and Rhett just moans again, nodding weakly.

It doesn't take much for him to rise up and unzip his pants, to tug them low and well past his knees. He keeps his boxer briefs on, although they do little to disguise his interest.

Link doesn't seem to mind, instead going for the sensitive skin beneath the hollow of Rhett's knees again and hoo boy howdy, the difference. One would think the vast array of spry leg hair covering Rhett's body would turn Link off.

But if anything, it seems to reenergize his efforts, fingertips and palms working with more deftness than before. And when they shift up to the tops again, still squeezing and working upwards, Rhett's head tilts back, Adam's apple working.

He lets out a huff and, even through his glazed vision, he catches Link smirking. Saucy lil minx. Rhett would show him place, but, to be honest it's been a long time since he's just given himself over to his own pleasure, his own needs.

As such, he sweeps all of his tumbling hair back with one hand swipe, remarking dryly, "Anywhere else you wanna test?"

Link just hums and his hands swoop up quickly, thumbs pressing on either side of Rhett's bellybutton before pushing down, teasing along the elastic waistband of his underwear before moving back up again.

"Sonuvabitch," Rhett hisses and part of him wants to take Link and toss him over his knees, leaving that backside of his open to the good ol' spanking it clearly deserves. Man's a goddamn tease.

More so when, on the next rotation, one of his thumb's lights over the very sensitive tip of Rhett's dick. It's an unmistakable move, the play of the pad of his thumb circling the protruding head straining against the cotton of his boxer briefs.

Another curse and Rhett's done with playing games, jerking away from Link's touch just enough to rise up and finally remove his underwear as well, to push it down to join his pants around his ankles.

His erection is a thick beast. Now freed from its confines, it bobs a little, the pulse of his strong blood flow through it making it curve up towards his bellybutton, balls drawn tight beneath. They've seen one another naked before, but never like this and one would expect words or snarky remarks or something.

Anything.

But there's nothing past hushed panting and Link's hungry eyes and (while Rhett is one hundred percent positive Link's never done this before) the other man lowers his head and goes at Rhett's length with gusto.

Perhaps too much gusto as he gags at first, taking far too much in. Rhett offers soft sounds of comfort, but it seems as if Link doesn't need them, instead trying again.

He swipes his full tongue around the head of Rhett's cock, tip of his tongue flickering against the slit and its inelegant but probably the most fucking sexy thing Rhett's experienced in his life.

Double when Link draws Rhett's girth into the wide, hot cavern of his mouth once more, doing it a little more smoothly this time. He doesn't jab it down deep as ineffectually as he did the last time, instead working along it as if he's sucking on a popsicle in an obscene manner and Rhett's hands go to Link's hair.

They curl and they tighten and he does his god's-honest-best not to try and control Link's movements, tries not make him go faster or take more, but it's difficult with the sounds Link is making around him. Link just sounds so...slutty.

There's no other word for it. He sounds desperate and he's mewling, and his hands are going for the parts of Rhett he can't fit in and he's working with such enthusiasm that Rhett can't help but groan his name, his hands flexing and unflexing in the salt and pepper mass of Link's hair as he feels his entire body grow taunt, like a bowstring pulled back too far.

His nervous system thrums with need, his belly filled with an anxious excitement and when Link looks up at him, blue eyes wide and with such adoration, Rhett can't help himself. He loses it entirely, cumming with a loud shocked cry.

Normally Rhett is better about warning someone before he-! But it can't be helped. Link's rattled him down to his bones and he erupts. Link, clearly not expecting it, gags again and Rhett's pretty sure he makes a face of disgust as he gets a mouthful of Rhett's spunk, but he's much too lost in the euphoria of his orgasm to care.

He draws air into his lungs raggedly, does his best to come down and he can lightly hear Link complaining through the fuzz of his afterglow. Things like 'tastes gross' and 'like baking soda' and Rhett just breathes in deeply through his nose, awash in pleasure.

He can hear Link scrambling around, no doubt getting some water and by the time he's back in full view Rhett just looks up at him lazily, "Wuz this some kinda plan to seduce me?"

Link is gulping the water and finishes it with a little smack of his lips before he asks, "It work?"

Rhett gestures down to his slowly softening member, "I dunno, you tell me."

"Might'a been," Link returns cheekily and Rhett just huffs out a laugh, before saying softly, "Don't think this is a segment we'll do."

"Which one?" Link asks and he's so cute when he's befuddled, but considering what literally just happened, Rhett can't understand it, "The unusual erogenous zones, man. Don't think you want to blow me in front of a live audience on the internet!"

"Oh, well, we're still doing the segment," Link sips some more water, eyebrows waggling, "Just not here."

"Oh yeah?" Rhett asks and Link just beams, "Toldja, there are thirty-one zones. Got plenty more to go."

Rhett just blinks at him and, without a doubt, he knows he's excited to try every single one of them.

[jaedreaminn]

Office Wars

Pairings: fem!reader x Jaemin

Theme: Fluff, Mild Jealousy, playful arguments, light crack, humour, protective.

Word count:2.2k

Gist: You were always at each others throats at work and everyone knew that and was used to that but maybe there was more than just the arguments on the surface.

"Ms. Y/l/n you're typing too loudly" Na Jaemin said with his infamous smirk plastered on his face.

A collective sigh was heard across the office. Your colleagues were all used to the usual banter that took place between you and Jaemin, easily being able to tune the noise that followed.

You however found it particularly difficult to avoid the banter when Jaemin picked at you for the most ridiculous of things.

"Oh I'm sorry Supervisor Na I didn't realise your hearing aid was on" You replied, the snark to your tone didn't go unnoticed as Jaemin scoffed but you couldn't be bothered to look away from your work.

"I don't need hearing aid to hear your keyboard being murdered, the poor thing has to recieve the brunt of your anger caused by Writer Kim"

You slammed your hands onto your table and angrily spun your swirling chair in the direction in which Na Jaemin sat.

Your anger doubled as you saw him proudly smirking from his position, knowing you just gave into his taunts but you couldn't care enough since he was the one that made the low blow.

"Don't you ever get tired idoling around and causing your co-workers headaches?" You said to the smug looking boy before getting on your feet and waking to the pantry.

Jaemin smiled as he watched you dissapeare behind the wall that separates the office and the pantry.

You made two cups of coffee, calming yourself before you walked out placing one on Jaemins table and carried the other to yours and got back to your work. At this point the office was slightly accustomed to your dynamics but it still baffled them. No one understood how the two of you worked, one minute you were at eachother throats the next second you were on the same team. And they didn't even try to understand, they just went along with it.

Like right now,

"You're going to be late for the briefing if you don't hurry your pretty little fingers up" you mocked, the cheeky grin plastered on your face clearly showed how amused you were by the fact that Na Jaemin had FORGOTTEN to prepare for today's briefing as your teams supervisors in this small publishing company.

The furiously typying man let go of his lip that was trapped between his teeth to grind them together, eyes wavering for a second to glare at you before focusing on his task at hand.

You cheerily walked away, a skip in your step as you reached the meeting room waiting for your supervisor and CEO to enter, happily chattering with your colleague Joy about the small queer owned business the two of you came across on instagram because of this month.

Soon the CEO stepped in and the room fell quite, Jaemin was still not on his seat but a minute later he walked in apologising for the delay.

A rather short and surprisingly sucessful briefing later you walked back to your desk to finish of what little work you had left before you streched, slightly pushing your chair away from your desk.

"Ready to go y/n?" Joy asked coming upto you and you grinned at her, nodding.

"Don't waste time then c'mon" you heard the annoying voice of Na Jaemin say from behind you and then saw the man in question walk past you. You glared holes into his back and Joy chuckled.

You and Joy continued to chater as you made your way to the restaurant your team always eats at, to find that your entire team was already sitting there.

"I ordered what you asked me to" Your colleague Suho said to Joy who thanked him.

You took your seat inbetween Crystal and Yangyang, which also happened to be directly opposite Jaemin.

"I ordered (insert dosh of your choice) for you" Jaemin told you and the two of your stared at eachother for a few seconds and then you smiled at him thanking him.

Everyone let out a breath they didn't know they were holding at that, expecting you to get mad at him for ordering for you without you asking him to.

The wait for the food to arrive was peaceful, except for the few snark remarks you and Jaemin exchanged but it wasn't something that people weren't used to.

Upon the arrival of your food your eyes lit up. Ever since you were a kid you loved to eat, in fact you were the biggest foodie in your family.

You excitedly picked up your chop sticks ready to dig in before a voice interrupted you.

"Your food isn't going anywhere slow down or you'll burn your tongue." Jaemin said nonchalantly and you ignored him poking out your tongue at him and immediately digging in for a big bite.

As soon as the food touched your tongue you're eyes widened at the sharp sensation caused by the heat immediately dropping the serving back onto your plate as you started to pant like a dog because of the heat.

Yangyang who was next to you noticed, placing a hand on your shoulder and picking up your glass of water with his other hand.

"Careful Y/n" he warend rather uselessly after the deed was done, bringing the cup of water to your lips so that you could wash down the heat with the cooling water.

You drank the water, hands reaching out the hold the cup on your own. Once the burning sensation cooled down, you turned to Yangyang offering him a smile while thanking him.

You're attention then turned to Jaemin who sat infront of you glaring at no one in particular, expecting him to be looking smug.

You shrugged at the change in attitude as you continued your mean, this time blowing on your food before you took a bite.

Not even fifteen minutes later you felt a kick on you shin and then looked up to see Jaemin leaving, you sighed rolled your eyes and finished the food on your plate as fast as you could before dashing out back to the office. No you didn't forget to pay, the meals were handeled by the company.

You reached the office only to find Jaemin sitting on his seat pouting angrily as he typed away. You chuckled, deciding to not indulge him as you walked back to your seat and got on with your work and ignored the way Jaemin looked at you even poutier than before.

Ignoring him was a bad choice since after that he got even more annoying, dropping more files on your desk for you to deal with, making random comments about your corrections, complaining about anything and everything and you just ignored the fussy manchild with an eye roll.

"Y/n we have to go for the mandatory company diner now." Joy said to you and you looked out the window at the end of the office to see the sky becoming a dark orange hue, it was late evening.

"I still have so much to do" you whined, letting your head fall onto your desk with a thud and Joy winced, not knowing what to say.

"Stop whining y/n and just come back and get it done. I have work to do to so I can walk with you back to the office after dinner." Jaemin said walking upto your desk.

You lifted your head sligtly to look at the tall male who was looking at you, waiting for a reply to his question and you sighed head falling between your arms again.

"We have to leave now we don't have forever y/n make a choice" Jaemin said impatiently tapping his foot on the floor.

"Okay let's go!" You said suddenly jumping up and marching towards the exit. Jaemin chuckled and Joy looked at you as if you had grown two heads but then the two of them immediately followed behind you.

The company diner was uneventful. Mr. Choi on of your clients was making what he though to be flirtatious eyes at you again but you only saw it as creepy. But you were still able to enjoy you meal, sitting between Jaemin and Joy, happily chattering away.

After everyone was done eating you knew you couldn't stay to chat and you lifted you phone off the table checking the time and signalling Jaemin who nodded and the two of you bid your goodbyes.

"I can walk you if you want y/n-shi" a rosy cheek and very drunk Mr.Choi said and you gagged.

"It's Ms.y/l/n to you Mr.Choi and there's no need I'm walking her there, making sure our employee feels safe by making sure you're not around them." Jaemin said, eyes glaring daggers and the now offended drunk man.

"You" Mr.Choi yelled pointing his finger and an unimpressed Jaemin "How dare you talk to me like that! Don't you know how important I am to this company" the angry drunk man yelled.

"Mr Choil please stay professional because it isn't that hard to find good writers, especially on to replace you." Your CEO spoke up and you had to hold back a chuckle at Mr.Chois flustered face as his mouth opened and closed not able to form any words.

"If that all we'll be taking out leave." Jaemin said grabbing onto you hand and bowing at your CEO who nodded and quickly dragged you away. You quickly bowed in respects to you CEO too before you were dragged away by Jaemin.

"I felt like punching him" Jaemin said on your walk to the office, hand still holding yours.

"Me too" you chuckled at the fuming male as you walked the rest of the way in silence, hand in hand.

You immediately rushed to you desk upon reaching your office and started typing away and Jaemin lazily strolled to his seat, doing whatever he had to do.

Half an hour later and all you had to do was send out two mails and save the document you were working on, so you let yourself relax alittle slumping back onto your chair. You peaked at what jaemin was doing and smiled. "That's a good score, must have been alot of WORK" you teased and Jaemin looked embarrassed at getting caught.

"I-i was bored okay" he said avoiding your gaze and you smiled.

"Okay"

You crossed one leg over the other, leaning over your desk to send the last two e-mails and save the document you were busy correcting.

Just as you finished with your work and sat up straight Jaemin spoke "You know when a person sits with crossed legs and their legs are pointing towards you that means they like you" he said pointing at your position and you looked down to see your leg was indeed pointing at him.

"That means you like me y/n." Jaemin said cheekily wiggling his eyebrows.

And you looked at him eyes screwed as if you were judging his entire existence, which you were "Jaemin" he hummed in reply still grining, "We're engaged it would be really weird if I didn't like you" You said and Jaemins grin grew even wider and you sighed chuckling at your happy fiance.

"Yea it would be weird" he said sliding his chair towards you, crashing into you slightly and you steadied him.

"Ahh your so cute my y/n" he said pulling you into his arms and plukering his his lips trying to kiss you but you leaned away from him just to annoy him.

"Don't avoid my kisses" he huffed pouting as he tried again but you teased him again avoiding him.

"Yah! You brat give me a kiss!" he yelled and you chuckled turning you head to give him a small peck on his nose but he had other plans immediately moving his face and his lips met yours in a sweet kiss in which you felt yourself melting into. Kissing Jaemin was always calming and he always tasted sweet even thought he drank that disgustingly bitter coffee.

You slowly felt his hands snake behind your head pulling you closer lips moving in sync as he deepend the kiss, your breaths mingled as both of you felt lightweight. You got lost in eachother for a second before you slowly pulled away resting your forehead against his. He smiled at you eyes sparkling in the dim lit room.

"If someone walked in on us right now they'd have a heart attack" Jaemin joked and you chuckled. It was an unspoken rule between the two of you to keep your relationship a secret in the office and you did that by bickering. "We should tell them now though shouldn't we?" You asked and Jaemin pecked you cheek sitting up staright, "Yea and hand them the wedding invites" and you grinned, heat rushing to your cheeks, you never got used to the fact that you were to get married to Na Jaemin, your soulmate.

Needless to say when the two of you told everyone at the office the next day you were pretty sure some of them were this close to having a heart attack. But most of them Congratulated you as you stood hand in hand with Jaemin, grinning like an idiot.

[alrightsnaps]

i am legit SO confused about the timeline of this season 🥲 but i think the ball with kate in the orange dress might actually be their wedding ball at this point? i thought the kathony wedding was gonna happen either in ep 6 or 7 but looks like it isn’t the case lol. and i think the *MAJOR SPOILER* sex scene (it’s been confirmed it won’t be penetration before the wedding and i am glad ngl) might be the scene where anthony takes kate to his gazebo (was it a gazebo i don’t remember lol???) in the book right after he says he wants to be alone with his fiancée and sends the moms away. i am also not too worried about married kathony because both simone and jonny want to come back and since kate and anthony are the head of the family it makes sense they’re gonna have a more prominent role than, for example, daphne (and simon, if regé decided to come back). i am really 100% positive that they’re gonna have a side storyline at least for the next two seasons. i mean if they can make 7382920292 different subplots, i am sure they can make a side storyline even for kate and anthony. hopefully. 🥴

What wouldn't I give to at least get a wedding ball if not a wedding! 😭😭

To be honest, I don't think it'll be the gazebo scene, because we'll probably not get anything that came before that in the book (Anthony compromising Kate, the two of them caught by the matrons etc). But there will be a moment after the bee incident (however that happens in the show) and before the Anthony/Edwina wedding where something happens between them probably. I wonder if that's the scene where Daphne catches them? I think I read that she's the one that's very against Anthony marrying Edwina and following his heart instead, so it'll be interesting to see if that's the case.

I...don't know about future seasons. I spent a long time with extremely high hopes about this show and I thought for certain we'd get Kathony as supporting cast after their season. After the show treated their character this season I'm not so sure and I don't want to get my hopes up again. It's absolutely the logical thing to do, but the logical thing to do would also be for Francesca not to be a phantom in her own family and here we are. Apparently Shondaland believes Portia Featherington and some random dude are more important plot-wise, so I expect next season there will be some new random characters to take up tons of screen time along with the Penelope-Colin-Eloise trio and the LW drama. They obviously have a soft spot for them.

And honestly? I hope Simone and Jonathan do the cameo they are obligated to do and get the hell out of there. We've seen how they treated Phoebe this year. She was the protagonist of a show that became an unexpectedly huge sucess, she came back as a supporting character and she's practically no where (no posters, no character profile, no promo) while the supporting characters who do get all the spotlight, got the same treatment in her season as well. I don't want that for Simone and Jonathan. They've already been disrespected more than enough when they'll be carrying the entire season. Let them try to sell a season with side characters no one cares about.

[imyourforeverbestfriendarmygurl]

April 30 2020

It's been a month and boiii I missed him so much but theres nothing I can do because were lockdown AF like literally I wanted to cry everytime but f no.. i don't want to be so dramatic all the time..I'm distracting myself with of course tiktok

And photoshoot.. but tbh Idk what to do anymore..I remember maybe I said it on the other post but I'm not sure, I told him that oh wait 1st I saw a picture of him and the girl he liked before like 2010 or something and because were having a reunion I wanted to include them on the video I was editing for the group and so I ask one person who knows about it and so she told me the story and I was like wow.. that's why.. and so I had to message him because I can't believe the facts.. so fast forward I told him "you know why you got basted before because you're this and that..you should learn from that..blah blah.." I freaked out a bit because I felt he's kind off doing it to me too.so I had to say something and then he said "Am I still like that now? Please tell me which friend I'm doing that let me know?" And then poof sudden realization true enough he's not like that anymore and there is no "anyone" in this relationship but me. I trusted his words when he told me that before but I kind of easily be presuade by some stories from the past you know..but yeah I just realized that he's more than honest to me than to anyone tbh and I trust his words so if he says no it's no.. idk there's this thing about him that when you see him or hear him you'll know hes saying the truth so that's the truth.. he a changed man.. and I like it, if only I could change one thing it would be that we can stay longer together I was gonna say "sweetness" but i realize he's really a sweet guy in person and I feel love everyday im with him the thing is I'm not with him everyday so that's why I kind of missing the sweetness, but boiii trust me he would be the sweetest person you'll ever met that's why I realized in lucky enough to know him, luckier to be friends with him and luckiest to have found him he doesn't even know it, he prolly doesn't care sometimes but it's all front act.. when I'm with him his losing guards (you know what I mean) so yeah if I could change one thing in this situation that is to be with him.. I wonder how lovely it would be and how happy the both of us will be, I'm dead sure he wanted it that way either, (quality time) also sleeping together doesn't mean you're doing something nasty, in our case it's just literally sleeping together but it's the sweetest can u imagine like idt there's still a guy who can control, you know like respects you that much that you can sleep together without nasty happenings I mean you get what I mean lol and I have to applaud him for that..like the urge is hard to control you know.. I know it's hard for him tbh but he did what he gotta do and I'm so proud of that.. he always wanted someone to sleep with him I guess because whenever his mom's visiting him they're sleeping together, not that hes a mama's boy but I find it cute when you love your mom so much, because they say find a guy who loves their mom so much because they know how to handle girls or something idk really something like that..anyway some people are asking me for my tips on how LdR be sucessful or something like that, I would say:

1.) Be patient- if your normal patience is 100% make it 200% trust me it'll test your patience

2.) Be understanding- not all the time they meant what they say or like how they say it.. it might be difficult to understand because you're reading it.

3.) Trust ( the hardest) - if you trust them 100% show it. Dont just say it.. if you ask them and they say NO then be it.. don't push it too hard on them.

4.) Be happy- find something funny on the relationship, make sure that you guys laugh or smile every 2 seconds before you guys talk everyday.. 2 seconds is not that long so give happiness a time.

5.) Be positive- there are always negativity in the world you just gotta dig to find positive in every situation.. so if you guys missing each other real hard then remind each other it'll be over soon, we'll see each other again..looking forward to this and that.. plan trips or anything that will make the dull side bright.

Idk I'm not an expert but that's what I've been doing and it works for me so hopefully it works for you too. Before tbh I was questioning him why are you laughing every first couple seconds of the video on videochat and he can't actually explain why, but I realize it is better like that because it'll make the conversation less stress more fun.. so now i kinda like it.. and plus it made my day.. actually the whole him would make myday.. he's funny, kind and all positive traits lol I love it when I make fun of him and he gets mad a bit.. lol but yeah 5 tips you should always do.. it totally worked.

[passive-escapist]

Summary of February

Mahirap maging estudyante, presidente ng 2 org, Sunday school teacher, at anak at the same time but God sustain all our strengths and He restoreth our weak mind, body and spirit.

Thank you Lord to the lives of this Young peole. Sa panahong puro kaguluhan, we should always find the love that lasts and that is Jesus! Feb's TGIS was indeed a sucess, all glory to Him! ❤

Salamat sa buhay ni Ma'am Praise and Sir Nayah.

Busy crazy, i went from TGIS to la foto for our graduation pic but still i managed.

Estudyante by weekdays teacher by weekends, you think you're busy enough to do all your school works hmmm think again.

Jamae and Jasmin are the few of the brightest kids in Sunday school. Teacher Beulah is proud of you. ❤

Plus you have to spend extra time to celebrate birthdays! Because we are Youth with a Purpose. Happy birthday, DJ! Ang POGIng drummer ng LAM team. 🙂

Run extra errand.

Habang sila ay nag-memeeting tungkol sa subsidy, i am also busy attending one in Bansud. Hello mga kabataan, see you on SUMMER YOUTH CAMP 2020! Woohhhh! Salamat sa buhay ni Dir. Anthony Yap we'll be able to use the Innovative College of Science and Technology as our venue for free! 👏

YOUTH WITH A PURPOSE MINDORO DISTRICT OFFICERS 2020

[jelena-clan-blog]

guess we'll have to wait til september which is when purpose tour is over to see if J makes a move (i doubt this abelena thing will be on that long but still) or if he will just wait in silence i bet on this last one lol because tbfh I would do the same selena is just getting on my nerves

Well,i don't think that Abelena will last until september,but i will prepare myself.Why?Because Selena ft The Weeknd is coming.This collab is one of reasons why abelena mess started.I doubt they will let abelena die.Abelena   will be here  until  they drop the song and make this a sucess.This what a lot of singers do when they have a collab.