#we❤️cake

[slashrabbitbunny]

Happy John Ward fucks up an exorcism day

[theriverbeyond]

Gideon Nav birthday cake experience where she sees an open flame and it activates her Ninth House Fire Safely Instincts like a sleeper agent meaning she immediately whips off her cloak to smother the whole thing. the cake stands no chance they have to scrape it off the cloak with a spoon

[a-cakehound-or-critter-a-day]

9/1/2024 A talented little fellow!

[boypussydilf]

okay, so casper and nova, right? the casper and nova game is one big metaphor for simon and betty’s relationship. and the last thing we see in it is: nova tries to sacrifice herself so casper can get what he wants, and the choices are to either go with that, or nova lives but casper forgets her. and it’s obviously meant to parallel simon and betty’s situation in come along with me after they get swallowed by golb: either betty can sacrifice herself to keep simon safe, or she doesn’t but he goes back to being ice king. (um, that is, assuming that she was correct to think they might revert to the forms they had before getting digested after exiting golb. which is not something we have any actual evidence for. it was just a possibility that occurred to her and a risk she wasn’t willing to take.)

UM. EVERY PART OF THAT WAS BECAUSE OF DECISIONS BETTY MADE INDEPENDENTLY?

betty decides to jump through the portal when simon is trying to say goodbye to her, betty decides to fix the crown and then try to find a way to cure him even after he’s told her he’d rather die than be ice king again, betty decides to fucking summon golb, betty decides to push simon out of golb before he can react at all just in case the crown goes back to its former state once it leaves and just in case there’s no way to get rid of golb without its wish magic.

IT WAS BETTYS CHOICES IT WAS BETTYS CHOICES IT WAS ALL BETTYS OWN CHOICES THAT SHE MADE IT WAS BETTY BETTY WAS THE REASON THEY WERE IN THAT SITUATION

[squidyyy23]

gallacrafts: big fic energy 🎂

okay, so i actually had a non-baking idea for this month's @gallacrafts at first but then @auds-and-evens jogged my memory about the M8TE cake! and how could i resist bringing the best pal lyle's cake to life???

so, congratulations to mickey's now-plundered hole, congratulations to M8TE's celebratory milestone, and congratulations to the wildly genius, out-of-this-world amazing, cherished soul that is @gallawitchxx for creating it all!

The candles flicker yellow and gold like Ian’s rut-aroused stare, which Mickey can still see as clearly in his mind’s eye as the sheet cake in front of him. Blue icing reads, Congrats! You got fucked! "To Mickey,” Lyle announces, dressed in head to toe leather and holding up a bulbous stemmed glass, scarlet wine sloshing about, “who finally let someone get their dick wet”—he pauses, really playing up the emotions—“inside of his tight, previously unplundered hole." -- M8TE by @gallawitchxx

[pyrothecary]

america's most eligible wedding edition finale spoilers

i swear i'm almost done with ch0ices guys. almost. but for now here's a compilation of all the screenshots i took of book 3 while i was pining after slater while being engaged to another man 😍 i don't know why i took this many and i dob't know why my hoarder instincts extend to useless screenshots but i need to put these somwehre before i delete them. just in case i need them at some point. (idk why i named my mc 'yum' either but it was so funny when people were trying to be romantic and they just went '... yum... 😋')

[floatingcloudss]

❤️ happy birthday @raimyy ❤️🍓 (aka the best person in the entire universe ~ )

thank you for being so kind and wonderful 🥰 i hope you have the best day ever! ilysm 😍❤️‍🩹

[cowboy-robooty]

ROBOOTY IS ALIVE FOR TODAYS SPECIAL DAY BECAUSE ITS GERMANY CHANS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

words have meaning ya know

[swiftlydnp]

OFFICIAL DILF😭😭😭

[awesomewonderland]

Just learned that my grandfather will go to the hospital. I pray for a quick recovery!! May he become healthy and happy again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[florida3exclamationpoints]

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[000png]

EMILY !!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !! i hope you had a wonderful day and it was filled with lots of love (minus that guy 😒like srsly bro take a hint) and good food ! i love you 🩵

WAHHHHHHH THANK YOU C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was a lovely day indeed hehe i love you too ❤️❤️❤️

[ceedeelamb]

Happy (late) birthday, king 👑🫡

[jakemyboy]

I SMELL IT I SEE IT I WANT IT!!! 🎂

[imakle]

my friend invited me over for dinner for lunar new year and we ate together with her family and I washed the dishes and she washed fruit for me and we all watched tv together and her mom gave me red pocket money and sent me home with leftover dumplings and I. ough. oufhhhh T-T