#we will get confessions soon

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Hmmm yall know what’s Deeply Unfortunate for both involved parties in a pairing?

When something Bad happens to one of them, and the other is already in too bad of shape themselves to take care of them like they want to. So they’re having to watch someone else do what should be THEIR job and desperately wanting to hold them but they Physically Cannot >:)

Yep it’s today’s chapter of ITTG, And If I Ever Get It Right

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

[plurillean-confessions]

plurillean culture is missing your partner so so so so much because they've cycled out of front lately and you're frontstuck :)))

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[dadrockconfessions]

[rox-of-iu]

me + mayhem going on a stupid silly hike for my stupid silly mental health

touched grass and i am normal again (lying)

[twelverriver]

au: buffy and faith are in a pop rock band called The Slayers. buffy is the lead singer, faith plays the bass and does backing vocals. faith keeps fucking every single person in their band and their crew and buffy isn’t jealous. when they Do they together they’re absolutely obnoxious and faith keeps spilling things about their private life on stage with a smirk and a wink and buffy is really embarrassed but also thinks faith’s super hot while she’s doing it, so she doesn’t mind that much. 

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

this has been said many times by many people over the past couple of years, but im only invested in ozzie fizz and verosika. why did my brain hyperfixtate on the lust ring and literally not give a shit about anyone else? no clue! all i know is i expect the next few eps to do them dirty and i kinda wish i could adopt them as ocs at this point

Hey, I've kinda done that with a canon character too! I'd say go right ahead; those are your babies now. Canon can't touch them /lh

But yeah, your concerns are valid, Anon. I was so excited to hear Striker made a return in Western Energy only to witness such a character massacre. At this point, anyone with a S1 antagonist for a favorite might as well pray they don't show up again :")

And in regard to the "oddly specific hyperfixation regarding the show" part:

🤝

Same here, Anon. Same here

[decembermoonskz]

update on flirty idiot that I may have a mini crush on bc I can

[theclosetedskeleton]

SAPPY KINDA NIGHT TONIGHT ^^

[pearlpool]

i need to write to one of those teen magazine advice columns

[variousqueerthings]

i will simply by virtue of who i am read aromanticism into things, but mash really does make it astonishingly easy for me

[its-spooky-bitch]

😬

[dirty-osc-confessions]

m still trying tk figure out how NOBODY has made a piss/omorashi fic of Tissues ii, LIKEHAVEYOU SSEN THE AMOUNT OF WATER HE DRINKS?@?@?@? AND WHAG HAL HALLENS WHEN YOU DRINK A SHIT TON OF WATER TOU PISS

Thanks 4 coming to my Ted talk

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[lattehearted]

would be so SO cool if lorelei was not making me listen to pretty girl (the way) by sugarcult on repeat at 3:30 am

[dualumina]

writing a confession scene like both characters are fatally allergic to the words "love" and "feelings" but knowing that it's tragically out of character for either of them to say "I want to make out with you relationship style"

[snowaftermidnight]