#we were talking about thebootydiaries

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me as Tumblr #32

Thirteen: DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

Asmodeus: Of course they have toe beans, what else do you suck on

Thirteen: If there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

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Leviathan: Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink þanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Asmodeus: I agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth

Lucifer: Look me in the eye and tell me that is the only problem you have with this post

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MC: Whenever I eat mushrooms I think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me…I make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor to my corpse

Diavolo: Hey OP

MC: Me, through a mouth of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

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Leviathan: Ra ra rasputin Russia’s smallest uwu bean

Solomon: This post snuck up behind me and stole my spine like sub-zero

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Solomon: I got the words jacuzzi and yakuza confused

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Satan: I don’t want to like it, but I did

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Mammon: When will TED himself…finally show up to the Talk?

Diavolo: The final boss

Lucifer: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks right?

Mammon: I will not let TED hide behind these lies any longer

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Asmodeus: If I were dating you, well, heh. Let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

Mephistopheles: Hey what the fuck does this mean

Mephistopheles: I’m shaking what does this mean

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Simeon: Is the person running the blog, thebootydiaries ok

Asmodeus: Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat two thirds of a brick

Solomon: What do you do with the other third

Asmodeus: Feed it to my pet brother

Belphegor: I’m crying in class

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Diavolo:

Hail Satan

Rain Satan

Snow Satan

Barbatos: Tomorrow there’s a 90% chance of percipisatan

Lucifer: It’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

Satan: STOP

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Satan: I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible, horrible death

Mammon: It would’ve had to be a pretty killer pun though

Satan: NO

Barbatos: You could say you want him to be…punished?

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Asmodeus: Bigfoot, but fully shaved

Mammon: Mr Clean

Luke: Posts like this are why I have anxiety

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Mephistopheles: Dark emails

To whom it WILL concern

Raphael: NOW THAT THIS EMAIL HAS FOUND YOU

Barbatos: I hope this email finds you before I do

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Lucifer: No more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

Simeon: Jesus at the last supper

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Mephistopheles: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Lucifer: And here we have a capitalist

Mephistopheles: Did you just

Solomon: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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Solomon: I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 is Roman numerals

I M LIVID

Satan: Everyone go home, puns are done

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Luke: Still don’t know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect

Raphael: Where’s the h

Luke: An H???

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[dimairis]

Today, I forgot who Seth Everman is

[nightcoremoon]

man I remember when my limited tumblr fame was relegated to the "aliens: slide NASA $40, NASA: lmao what aliens" post before fahra of thebootydiaries fame reblogged the post from the source and then 1000 unfunny idiots tried making the same joke, or a worse version of the same joke (guy who said nasa holding back tears, we can finally afford more space rocks- you're valid), and it got diluted in the crowd.

now people only wanna talk about the jokes I made that they thought were serious. a shame.

[dr-carbomb]

Answer all the odd questions on the “actually hella cute asks” thing 😈

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? i have some very clingy friends (not complaining at all its amazing) who constantly like to hold hands so the last person would be her.

 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? @serenepenne see you saturday :3 

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? i'd probably just want to be able to take care of myself, even if that's not the best course of action its the most preferable. 

 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? i have no concept of "future" there is only now, and in the now im single as a pringle, but if the pringle was a super cool pringle who's only single because they can only sell one at a time for millions of dollars because they have a super limited supply

 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? not really, my friends are all horny bastards so there's not much else they talk about 

 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? "the biz indeed" 

 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? sometimes, depends what mood im in. also my hair is super short so its difficult to play with

 15. What good thing happened this summer? *emo teen voice* nothing good ever happens 

 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? well i certainly think  there could be life such as bacteria or microorganisms but i don't think there would be any sort of sentient life. for example, i don't at all believe that there would be any stereotypical green aliens like the ones that we see on TV. There's also proof that there is water on several other planets in our galaxy, and even in our solar system, like mars, which has lots of ice. Furthermore, we are just one tiny speck in a huge universe, theres no way that out of the 2,342 exoplanets discovered (2018) that we are the only ones with life.

 19. Do you like bubble baths? i don't trust anyone who doesn't like bubble baths. they have a secret too dark for some nice smelling bubbles and hot water.  

21. What are your bad habits? all of them. except biting your nails. fuck that, i rip off chunks of skin arounf my nails, like a civilized bastard. 

 23. Do you have trust issues? darlin', i have all the issues

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my lack of majestic dragon wings paired with bad-ass maleficent horns and sharp canines. 

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? pff, you guys have skin? 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yeeeeep

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? any hair is long enough for a pony tail if you aren't fucking a coward. 

 33. Spell your name with your chin. bnnbazdee 

 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? i wouldn't survive a minute without music 

 37. What do you say during awkward silences? i just scream 

 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? do coffee shops count as stores? no? okay uhhhhh novel idea, minotaur, chapters, and hot topic. 

 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends. 

 43. Do you smile at strangers? i do, but only if i make eye contact 

 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? my loud-ass alarm clock

 47. Have you ever been high? probably second hand high (is that a phrase? doesn't matter now it is) considering how much weed my family smokes 

 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? not that i can recall. 

 51. Ever wished you were someone else? i want to be david bowie

 53. Favourite makeup brand? hahaha,,,,,,,what? 

 55. Favourite blog? @thebootydiaries 

 57. Favourite food? is redbull a food 59. First thing you ate this morning? haha you guys eat in the morning? neeeeerds. i ate triscuits at like 2

 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? no i'd never ever do something wrong. i follow the motto of 'dont do what donny dont does!"

 63. Ever been in love? yeah, with my mr noodles, unfortunately it was nut a fling, and it fizzled very quickly. but although our time together was short, it was the best time of my life.

 65. Are you hungry right now? always

 67. Facebook or Twitter? no 

 69. Are you watching tv right now? just watching the office for the millionth time 

71. Craving something? What? FRIES 

 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? i have stuffed animals that have been given to me over the years, but i don't necessarily,,,,sleep with them?? like i'll use them as pillows but that's basically it. 

75. Favourite animal? snek, fox, otter

 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? choklat

 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? gray tie-dye

 81. Favourite tv show? the good place, the office, b99, red vs blue, i could probably think of more

 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls. the original is always better

 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Janis Ian ftw

 87. First person you talked to today? @moneybagchipmunk probably. if i had to guess, which i do 

 89. Name a person you hate? piper 

 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? all the times is then i want to do that. 

 93. How many sweatpants do you have? like uhhhhhhh three? 

 95. Last movie you watched? Who Framed Roger Rabbit

 97. Favourite actor? probably Andy Samberg 

 99. Have any pets? i got two dastardly felines

 101. Do you type fast? too fast to spell gud 

 103. Can you spell well? refer back to #101 

 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? i am a bonfire party. also yes, so many. 

 107. Have you ever been on a horse? no, and i dont plan to. 

 109. Is something irritating you right now? its so humid im dying 

 111. Do you have trust issues? refer back to #23 

 113. What was your childhood nickname? hazey daisy 

 115. Do you play the Wii? i become the wii

 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? im vegatation 

 119. Favourite book? ahHHhHHhHHhHHhh DONT MAKE ME PICK

 121. Are you mean? "nO" -my friend rn 

 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? hell no i cant even keep black shoes clean

 125. Do you believe in true love? sure.

 127. What makes you happy? sleep and snacks. 

 129. What your zodiac sign? pisces 

 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? "bro, im super fucking gay, i dont know what to tell you" 

 133. Favourite lyrics right now? "We used to carry on and drink and do the rock and roll We never thought we'd get older We never thought it'd grow cold, but now"

 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? "no i did not eat that" i totally did and literally everyone knew it 

 137. How tall are you? idk man

 139. Brunette or Blonde? im neither and both

 141. Night or Day? night owls unite 

 143. Are you a vegetarian? no i photosynthesize. im a vegetation.

 145. Tea or Coffee? depends on the kind of tea, but overall tea. 

 147. Mars or Snickers? snickersssss 

 149. Do you believe in ghosts? shaniac 'till the grave

[bloojayoolie]

Beautiful, Club, and Crime: thebootydiaries thebootydiaries thebootydiaries me: i lov obi wan kanoob haha :) some guy: Ha ha! Right you are, my lady. Wow. A female with knowledge of cinema's finest accomplishment? Be still my heart! Typically, I'm not so forward, but you have piqued my curiosity. A girl that likes Star Wars? A rare breed indeed! I love a smart girl over women who talk about make up, haha. Mayhaps we could continue this conversation over drinks? As a Redditor and a gilded I wouldst make the evening magical and wonderful. I am not like the one at that other men of this sick world. If you were dating me, l'd be the one making the sandwiches :) haha :). I am real, my gorgeous, intelligent, scientific poppet. A real man who respects women, unlike the others. It's one of the many things that make me different, my sweet, electronic flower. Did I tell you I held a door open for a woman once? I know. And more of that to come, I assure you. Imagine You. Me. A little jazz club in the city.. none of that Lil' Wayne/Taylor Swift crap the sheeple like to listen to. Real music. Music fit for a lady of discriminating taste. And, speaking of discrimination, during the meal I can expound at length about the crime rates among African Americans vis a vis normal people. I am not racist. I am white, so how can I be racist? I know a lot of statistics, my dearest, beautiful, white, female orchid. What say you, my lovely, succulent peach? Will you do me the honor of being my date for the eve? Merely, tell me the time and place and my mom and I will pick you up. 66,329 notes Tag yourself, I'm 'succulent peach'

[a-nonbinary-mess]

I want you to do all the botanical asks because im a plant gay and i love you and i love plants

im crying op please tell me who you are please i love you too idk who you are but im love u too (also this is 31 questions anon omggg)

baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with

1. art (anything aesthetically pleasing)

2. food–mainly desserts

3. stress (that i put on myself)

4. lavender bc i really love lavenders

5. uhh dogs? i really love dogs

bleeding heart: what makes your heart go mushy?

-thoughts of how much I adore my friends tbh

-any cliche romcom trope in a fanfic or seeing ppl suddenly realize how much they love another person, whether platonically or romantically

-seeing kind people in the world and amazing animals, mainly dogs and cats

bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?

-uhh idk i like disney channel original songs a lot tho and ive been listening to a lot of potential song by aly and aj lol

-love on the brain by rihanna, uhh anything that sounds cheesy and cute and romantic like la vie en rose by edith piaf (the cover by laura and anton is super good)

evening primrose: what is your sleeping playlist (five songs): 

-anything by lofi hip hop beats w/ anime girls studying hard

-any studio ghibli song tbh

-any classical music song idk i dont listen to a lot of music before i sleep

-tango music ??? 

-a whole musical (hamilton, chicago, etc)

-songs that dont require me to sing bc i will sing to legit any song at 3 am instead of sleeping

forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog that’s not following you? 

-hmm idk? i mainly follow a lot of art blogs, so i would say any of them? maybe hinamie? or insomniac-arrest is a super cool person, thatsthat24 bc thomas sanders is an amazing human being and i would love to be friends with him

daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?

-lavenders or sunflowers? where i live is kind of really difficult to plant anything tbh (unpredictable weather, things die in the winter, etc) and also idk how to take care of plants r i p 

calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening?

-rainy evening for sure. i love to leave the window opening, listen to soothing music, drink tea surrounded by candles, and read something ive been putting off while my dog is curled up next to me

foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?

-i like the whole rainbow of colors but i prefer the darkest black and darker red for clothing and a light purple in general

lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?

-happiness. jk but i really do wish that i wasn’t mentally ill though :// also a cat. bc im allergic : (

love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember?

-idk i dont sleep well or deep enough anymore to even dream but i remember having a dream 2 years ago that i was dating oikawa from haikyuu and he was so disconcerting in my dream that i remember it to this day bc essentially he wasnt a real person like i could recognize him bc he was a damn hologram like miku and we had sex the end it was wild

daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?

-favorite cotton candy flavor (???): there are multiple flavors???? i just like the original pink i guess idk anything about cotton candy 

-ice cream: cookies n cream, cookie dough, vanilla, mint depending on where im getting it, and strawberry : )

-juice: does fruit punch count 

painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?

-i love singing and i can legit never stop

tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?

-i love love love red eyeshadow. the brighter the red, the better. i also love red eyeliner and just anything red in general, but i usually mainly use red eyeshadow bc i love the look; anything red = good

waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?

-i love bees !!! butterflies are cool too but bees are cute fluffy babies that essentially control whether we live or die

-uhh probably dog person but only bc i have one :0 i love cats too but im less sneezy and generally stressed when im with dogs lol

sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?

-i really do like sweets but i used to eat so much as a kid that im kind of sick of them now but i still like to eat the occasional cookie or cake or something

-i really like donuts !!! also any asian dessert (eastern, southern, western, EVERYWHERE) is amazing to me and i love eating them

sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?

-merperson !!! i love the ocean and maybe we can finally figure out whats at the bottom of it ; ) sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?

-babe mainly, hon

-hey, you fucker

-u dumb egg

sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do?

-i can barely swim now uggghhh but i swam for five years and i knew all the strokes and was super good at freestyle (haru who) !! now i can barely do the freestyle and that’s it lolwindflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like them

-thebootydiaries: she’s funny !! anyone who i find funny i automatically like

-thatsthat24: thomas sanders is amazing. i love him and his friends so much and i think about being his friend a lot to the point where ill have dreams about suddenly being good friends with his whole posse aldjfal;fjl

-tatir0ckz: we used to talk a lot like back when we were both into hetalia but we never talk anymore ? which is fine ! but i remember a lot of our old convos and we skyped like once and idk 2012 was a simpler time

-adorable-as-fuck: i know her irl !! we went to the arcade like once and it was a ton of fun so we exchanged tumblrs and thats it and on the rare occasion that we’re both free, we might go to the arcade again !! idk its cool she’s super cool

-mhaikkun: her art style is so good and she doesnt upload as much on tumblr anymore but shes so cute and her clothing style and aesthetics is sooo good !! she’s a p cool person and her stories on twitter are always super wholesome aah

-this is more than five but ngl aphtextsfromnordics, incorrectknb and any other incorrect quotes blogs or text message blogs changed me as a person aldfj

golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook?

-baker for sure ! baking just calms me down i think

bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children?

-if i do have children, i want to tell them that i will never judge them for who they want to be. i hope they will be as open as possible and that i would never want to make them uncomfortable. i would encourage talking about problems and just communicating needs in general. idk, basically everything my biological parents didnt do

peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you?

-tbh my parents are awful, awful parents (and one of them is just a purely disgustingly, horrid person) and i would never wish for them to tell me anything bc on the off chance that they did try to parent, it was to tell me how much of a burden i was, or something racist/homophobic, etc. 

-if they were better people, i wish they would have told me it was okay to be struggling and its okay to be lost rn. i wish they would have encouraged open communication and kindness but well, i learned that all myself : )

prairie gentian: do you have a significant other?

-nope! i sometimes really wish i did, but relationships honestly stress me out and idk how to talk to irl people : ( i love platonic relationships a little more honestly, makes me feel more comfortable

september flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?

-sunset for sure lol i think sunsets are so pretty bc of all the colors that are involved and during that time period is when im doing something i like and im typically at home : ))

bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early?

-i wake up early now bc of school but i usually sleep late and wake up late haha

marigold: what’s your favorite tea?

-roasted green tea and lavender! anything flowery is nice too : )

peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets?

-i only have one dog (a pomeranian) and her name is marzia! which is short for marzipan bc my dad didnt want to remember such a long name lol

hyacinth: do you name your plants?

-ye! most of the time theyre just silly names like spiky (for when we had a cactus a long time ago) or red/pink (the colors of the roses), etc. idk about now bc i dont have any plants currently

lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends?

-hmm depends on the friend tbh

-but most of the time id rather sleep and be cozy !!!

poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is?

-dipping !! i like ketchup or ketchup and mayo !! cheese fries are sooo good too

dandelion: any special talent that you have?

-i can bullshit a writing piece really bad and still get a good grade on it (seeing as most of the time i procrastinate until the night before and write the whole damn thing)

thanks for all of these questions anon !! if u can and ur comfortable, pls get off of anon sometime so we can talk !! im on tumblr a lot more now bc im procrastinating lol (and if my responses are late its bc im on mobile with no notifs on lol)

[the-tall-writer]

For the ask thing? All multiples of three :3c (skip any you don't wanna/can't answer!)

E3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?  – @earthstained​ ill get to visit you this summer if it kills me!

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? –readers and scientists apparently. Oh, and artists. Definitely artists. Most of all, though, people that are kind.

9. Does talking about sex make you feel uncomfortable? –conceptually, no, but if I’m talking to someone and they bring up their sexual history, it can get a little iffy. I also can’t deal with someone checking somebody out and telling me what a great ass they think someone has. not. cool.

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? –Casi Humanos, All We See Is Sky, Ukulele Anthem, Survival Song

15. What good thing happened this summer? –I got dumped but also dated a really cool girl that helped me realize I’m gayer than I initially knew. This coming summer I’m probably gonna get to attend my first Pride :))

18. Do you still talk about your first crush? –Haha sometimes. He just got in touch with me on Facebook saying he felt bad about the way he treated me last year. We might even end up friends again.

21. What are your bad habits? –making topics of conversation inevitably diverge to talk about how much I hate myself

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? –sleeping

30. Do you ever want to get married? –for the tax benefits and stability maybe.

33. Spell your name with your chin –agb67y

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? –Duh

39. Where are your favorite places to shop? –thrift stores, and this one curiosity shop by my house that just closed down :’( Oh and the comic shop. I feel so freaking at home there.

42. If you’re being extremely quiet, what does it mean? –I’m probably fuming about a joke someone made that actually hurt my feelings even though it was supposed to be in good fun, or I’m on the edge of a panic attack marinating in how much my family must be disappointed in me

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? –panic or having to pee. Sometimes both

48. Have you ever been drunk? –no

51. Ever wished you were someone else? –yeah sometimes I wish i was @thebootydiaries​… she’s too cool for me

54. Favorite store? –Scout :’’’(((((

57. Favorite food? –tater tot hot dish or french fries

60. Ever won a competition? For what? –I won a swimming race once. Too bad i hate swimming

63. Ever been in love? –yeah

66. Do you like tumblr friends more than your real friends? –most of them are one and the same. I like them equally lol

69. lol 69 Are you watching tv right now? –no I’m listening to Rilo Kiley

72. What color are your towels?? –turquoise and purple

75. Favorite animal? –mantis shrimp or pangolin. or platypus. or giraffe. Or bearded dragon. or….

78. Favorite ice cream? –the Tonight Dough from Ben and Jerry’s or cookie dough

81. Favorite tv show? –I don’t watch much tv lol

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? –Mean Girls obvs

87. First person you talked to today? –The group chat (unless myself counts?)

90. Name a person you love –Kid (little sister. not putting up her real name)

93. How many sweat pants do you have? –1

96. Favorite Actress? –probably one of the kids i worked with on the show lol

99. have any pets? –we’re getting a DOGGGGG

102. Do you regret anything from your past? –no im perfect

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? –yeah it was lit

108. What should you be doing? –….studying spanish vocab ;;

111. Do you have trust issues? –I trust people too much

114. Have you ever been outside your state? –Italy and Guatemala….

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? –it’s p good yeah

120. Are you afraid of the dark? –it keeps me sane. 

123. can you keep white shoes clean? –yeah by not wearing them

126. Are you bored right now? –this is so many questions it’s so much soul-searching im so tired

129. What’s your zodiac sign? –Aquarius

132. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? –probs quinn, and even then it was like not so much conversational depth as like I was really vulnerable and he knew what to do to make me feel safe

135. Dumbest lie you’ve ever told? –”we were just chilling outside we weren’t doing anything” after someone had very obviously thrown away a cigarette and the admin saw him

138. Curly or straight hair? –curly {heart eyes}

141. Night or day? –twilight or early morning

144. Dark, milk, or white chocolate? –full rack

147. Mars or snickers? –whichever company makes kit-kats

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? –“The time had gone for discussion; it had come for action, for building new armies and fortifying them with spirit and confidence.” ~The Age of Napoleon by Will and Ariel Durant

[midoriyasbones]

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what have i done...

1: Full name

not comfortable giving online... so you’re getting Juiliet Capulet

2: Age

16

3: 3 Fears

the dark

abandonment/being forgotten

bees

4: 3 things I love

writing

voltron

all star cheerleading

5: 4 turns on

humor

good communicator

patience

a working knowledge of psychology

6: 4 turns off

selfish/manipulative

communism

unsanitary bathrooms

the triggered meme.

7: My best friend

irl: @theoceansaresoup and @thecoastisclare

online: @momiswearimnotgalra

8: Sexual orientation

//sweats// pansexual...?

9: My best first date

i dont think i’ve ever had one really...

10: How tall am I

5 foot 5!

11: What do I miss

emotional stability.

12: What time were I born

7:30 in the morning

13: Favourite color

yellow!

14: Do I have a crush

yEs

15: Favourite quote

‘A girl is a gun’

16: Favourite place

anywhere thats not home

17: Favourite food

CHICKEN SOFT TACOS WITH CHEESE AND SOUR CREAM

18: Do I use sarcasm

too much tbh

19: What am I listening to right now

C418

20: First thing I notice in new person

intelligence

21: Shoe size

women’s 5

22: Eye color

brown

23: Hair color

brown

24: Favourite style of clothing

uh... sweatpants??

25: Ever done a prank call?

nope

27: Meaning behind my URL

i just really fuckign love tacos man

28: Favourite movie

Singing in the Rain

29: Favourite song

Smoke Filled Room - Mako

30: Favourite band

C418

31: How I feel right now

p good

32: Someone I love

@medlie

33: My current relationship status

single

34: My relationship with my parents

s t r a i n e d

35: Favourite holiday

Cheerleading Worlds Weekend

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

my ears are pierced??? does that count...

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

‘vaccinate your fucking kids’ on my forehead tbh (jk)

i actually want a little star on my wrist... for FotS... (only bes

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

dunno

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

my last ex is @momiswearimnotgalra and no we definitely do not

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

never.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

nope

42: When did I last hold hands?

8th grade i think?????

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

mom thinks 3 hours but tbh its like 15 minutes

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

i haven’t shaved them since june of 2016 *laughing*

45: Where am I right now?

office

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

the coroner bc if i drank i’d DIE

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

BOTH

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yes

49: Am I excited for anything?

graduating

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

not really

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

all the time

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

/??????

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

never been kissed ://

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

myself ://

55: What is something I disliked about today?

cant name it.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

JEREMY SHADA

57: What do I think about most?

my writing

58: What’s my strangest talent?

ive never lost a game of rummikube

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

bees.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

both.

61: What was the last lie I told?

‘yeah im ok’

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

both??? //sweats//

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

i dunno man

64: Do I believe in magic?

i dunno man

65: Do I believe in luck?

i dunno man

66: What's the weather like right now?

cold, but a nice night

67: What was the last book I've read?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

noooo

69: Do I have any nicknames?

jules, jui,

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

a dog once nearly scratched my eye out

71: Do I spend money or save it?

save

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

no

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

a pink index card

74: Favourite animal?

cant choose!!

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

writing. i shit you not.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

what the fuck kind of question is this

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

World Cup Shooting Stars Cheer Mix 2014-2015 :’)

78: How can you win my heart?

never leave

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

‘well that was anti-climatic’

80: What is my favorite word?

drowsy!

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@thebootydiaries

@elentori-art

@theoceansaresoup

@momiswearimnotgalra

@thecoastisclare

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

‘vaccinate your fucking kids’

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

nope

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

the power to know what to say

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

‘Are you manipulative?’

86: What is my current desktop picture?

Voltron.

87: Had sex?

too personal and too hard to define

88: Bought condoms?

nope

89: Gotten pregnant?

nope im gay

90: Failed a class?

no

91: Kissed a boy?

no

92: Kissed a girl?

no

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

no

94: Had job?

minecraft??

95: Left the house without my wallet?

every damn day

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

 NO

97: Had sex in public?

no

98: Played on a sports team?

unfortunately

99: Smoked weed?

no

100: Did drugs?

no

101: Smoked cigarettes?

no

102: Drank alcohol?

whats an alcohol

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

no

104: Been overweight?

no

105: Been underweight?

yes

106: Been to a wedding?

yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

longer

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

no

109: Been outside my home country?

no

110: Gotten my heart broken?

yes

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yes

112: Broken a bone?

not sure

113: Cut myself?

yes

114: Been to prom?

yes

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

no

117: What concerts have I been to?

INDIANA SYMPHONY LMAO

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yes

119: Learned another language?

yes

120: Wore make up?

yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

too personal and too hard to define

122: Had oral sex?

no

123: Dyed my hair?

no

124: Voted in a presidential election?

no

125: Rode in an ambulance?

no

126: Had a surgery?

yes

127: Met someone famous?

no??

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

no

129: Peed outside?

yes

130: Been fishing?

yes

131: Helped with charity?

yes

132: Been rejected by a crush?

yes :’)

133: Broken a mirror?

no

134: What do I want for birthday?

Tarte Make Believe In Yourself Palette

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

no idea to both

136: Was I named after anyone?

no

137: Do I like my handwriting?

ehhhhh

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

LITTLEST PET SHOP

139: Favourite Tv Show?

Voltron

140: Where do I want to live when older?

california???? maybe... definitely nyc tho

141: Play any musical instrument?

3, clarinet, piano, and trumpet

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

slipped and fell and slammed my shin into a picnic table

143: Favourite pizza topping?

nothing.

144: Am I afraid of the dark?

yes

145: Am I afraid of heights?

no

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

yes

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

yes

148: What I'm really bad at

judging emotions

149: What my greatest achievements are

getting fan art made of my fan fics

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

‘You use your intelligence to put others down’ or something along those lines. i know im smart, but i dont use it to make others feel stupid. i do however correct people when they’re wrong. im sorry if you cant bother to look things up after you see them once (1 time) on tumblr like okay.

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery

cry then buy my school a fine arts center

152: What do I like about myself

good writer!

153: My closest Tumblr friend

@cherishtheadolesence

154: Something I fantasize about

acceptance

155: Any question you'd like?

what’s my iq? 156 last i checked

[runyousillydetective]

Answer all of them you coward

Well fuck. I gotta answer them all now.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? @justlivingforthemoment​2. Are you outgoing or shy? Hrm. Classic introvert so... I’m pretty shy until I get to know you.3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? @justlivingforthemoment​ 4. Are you easy to get along with? Don’t be an asshole and we’re golden5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? If she isn’t drunker than I am. And even then, I think she’d still try6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Personality and humor always comes before physical appearance for me. Idk7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? If I’m not I will be extremely surprised and heartbroken8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Is there really an “opposite” gender...?9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not really. Especially when it comes to telling women all the shit they don’t know about their own anatomy because American sex ed is the most terrible thing on Earth stg10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? ... @justlivingforthemoment​ (do you see a theme because I do....)11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Yeah!”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? “Lydia” Highly Suspect, “Slow Hands” Niall Horan, “Thump Thump Thump” Natt & Alex Wolff, “Glitter in the Air” P!nk, and "Beam Me Up” P!nk (You get four because I suck)13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Totally14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Kind of?15. What good thing happened this summer? This summer has barely started16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Many, many times17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I find it hard to believe there isn’t18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No19. Do you like bubble baths? I fucking love bubble baths20. Do you like your neighbors? I mean, I don’t really know them? But they know my parents and they are nice21. What are you bad habits? Idk I’m defensive and emotionally stunted and easily distracted22. Where would you like to travel? Is everywhere an acceptable answer?23. Do you have trust issues? Lol depends on shit and stuff24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Ignoring my first alarm25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My smile26. What do you do when you wake up? Slowly pry my eyes open and feel like screaming27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Nope28. Who are you most comfortable around? @justlivingforthemoment​29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Nope.30. Do you ever want to get married? I mean, I could definitely see it happening. That’d be nice if I found the right person31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? A short one but I’m growing it out again32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? I’m... not really a threesome person33. Spell your name with your chin. z nvged,l,lkjc az34. Do you play sports? What sports? Lolololol35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Shit, idk man36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Not recently37. What do you say during awkward silences? I generally make terrible jokes and make everybody feel angry with me38. Describe your dream girl/guy? @justlivingforthemoment​39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Erhm, the internet?40. What do you want to do after high school? Well, my next step in getting a doctorate in educational anthropology41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yeah, people can fuck up. It’s how you change/fix it that really matters42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Sometimes nothing, sometimes I’m sad, sometimes I’m angry43. Do you smile at strangers? Depends on how introverted I’m feeling (or if I’m working)44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? The ocean fucking terrifies me, space it is45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The fact that I live in a capitalist society and if I don’t go to work I will die and nobody will mourn my death because I was “lazy” and “deserved it”46. What are you paranoid about? Things and stuff47. Have you ever been high? Nope48. Have you ever been drunk? Yup49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Probably though I can’t think of what it might be right now50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black and pink51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes yeah52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My absolutely paralyzing fear of authority figures53. Favourite makeup brand? honey I don’t make up often enough for that54. Favourite store? I have no idea, I’m too broke to spend money55. Favourite blog? probs @thebootydiaries​56. Favourite colour? Blueee57. Favourite food? Bread58. Last thing you ate? Ravioli59. First thing you ate this morning? Honey Bunches of Oats60. Ever won a competition? For what? Erhm, uh, I mean, I won reader of the month quite a few times in elementary school. And I’ve probably won something since then but it wasn’t that important idk61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope62. Been arrested? For what? Nope63. Ever been in love? Yeahhhh64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? It was in my basement, watching a Disney movie, idk65. Are you hungry right now? Nah66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Most of my tumblr friends are my real friends but the couple of friends that aren’t irl friends are just as important to me67. Facebook or Twitter? Uh, neither?68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? Well, I’m watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix but I don’t really watch tv anymore70. Names of your best friends? Alexa, Jenny, Becca, Caitlyn, and Cory71. Craving something? What? @justlivingforthemoment​72. What colour are your towels? My towels are all the colors of the rainbow. My parent’s towels are light green, light blue, white, and pink. Idk they are old72. How many pillows do you sleep with? I sleep weird. I use a body pillow for my head (it is so long that it doesn’t slip out from under my head 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not always but I often have either my childhood teddy bear, Hug Me, or my puppy (which @justlivingforthemoment​ has right now)74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I’ve got at least ten75. Favourite animal? It sounds terrible when there are so many amazing animals out there but I honestly just love dogs so much (and hedgehogs)76. What colour is your underwear? Striped light and dark pink77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Both (I’m bi and we are indecisive, remember)78. Favourite ice cream flavour? I really like the black raspberry and chocolate flavor79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Fluorescent green80. What colour pants? Black81. Favourite tv show? Sense8 (A Netflix original but it counts!!!)82. Favourite movie? I can’t choose just one, honestly83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? I don’t even remember Mean Girls 2 so Mean Girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Mrs. George86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The starfish (I’m terrible with names and I’m so sorry)87. First person you talked to today? Texting? @justlivingforthemoment​ In person? My dad88. Last person you talked to today? My dad89. Name a person you hate? A couple of people90. Name a person you love? @justlivingforthemoment​ (in case you couldn’t guess from all the times they’ve been mentioned already)91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? I can think of a couple92. In a fight with someone? Nope93. How many sweatpants do you have? A couple94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A lot95. Last movie you watched? Sully96. Favourite actress? Idk97. Favourite actor? Idk98. Do you tan a lot? Sweetie, I don’t tan, I burn99. Have any pets? Two dogs and a cat and a beta fish but none of them live with me rn100. How are you feeling? Alright, thanks for asking101. Do you type fast? I mean, average?102. Do you regret anything from your past? Nah, not really. I learned from it103. Can you spell well? W-E-L-L104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yeah, sometimes105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Lots, I’m from the middle of nowhere so we have a lot of bonfires106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yeah but they hurt me first107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yep!108. What should you be doing? Finishing my online essay exam109. Is something irritating you right now? Some stuff110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yeah111. Do you have trust issues? Didn’t I already answer this?112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My dad (my brother left me out of his wedding almost entirely and then left me out of something else and my feelings were really hurt)113. What was your childhood nickname? Gels, Gel Belle, Jelly Bean, Beaners, various other such names, and Thumpy114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yeah115. Do you play the Wii? ANIMAL CROSSING116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I do118. Do you like Chinese food? I have a Chinese food date with @aceincorporated tonight119. Favourite book? Anything by @tamorapierce120. Are you afraid of the dark? No but I know who is!121. Are you mean? I’m too nice, actually122. Is cheating ever okay? Nope, if you’re cheating there is a reason and you need to prioritize your life123. Can you keep white shoes clean? NOPE124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No, it is just attraction. Love comes from knowing somebody125. Do you believe in true love? Yeah, but I don’t necessarily believe there is only one person out there for you126. Are you currently bored? A little127. What makes you happy? Dogs and @justlivingforthemoment128. Would you change your name? Nope, I like it129. What your zodiac sign? Sagittarius130. Do you like subway? Yup131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? I’m gay and taken so... they have to get over it132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I already answered this question, too.133. Favourite lyrics right now? I am blanking134. Can you count to one million? I’m sure I could if I had to but I don’t want to135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I’m sure I’ve told some really dumb ones but I don’t know what they were now136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? CLOSED. THE MONSTERS CAN GET ME IF THEY ARE OPEN.137. How tall are you? 5′4″138. Curly or Straight hair? Curly139. Brunette or Blonde? Dirty blonde but I’ve colored my hair dark auburn140. Summer or Winter? Summer141. Night or Day? Night142. Favourite month? Either April or October143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark145. Tea or Coffee? Tea tea tea tea146. Was today a good day? It’s my day off so I guess so147. Mars or Snickers? Both?148. What’s your favourite quote? “The world is before you, and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in.” -James Baldwin149. Do you believe in ghosts? Sometimes, maybe? Kind of?150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?“’-way, you know. It don’t matter. And when the gov-’” -Stephen King, Different Seasons

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For my anon :)

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Mah self because I’m so lonely 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Depends on how well I know you 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Idk? I guess one of my friends I hardly ever see 4. Are you easy to get along with? Sometimes but not always 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Idk probably. Maybe not 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Good question 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Hahahaha not likely not many ppl want all this 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Him. 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not really 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My cat 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “It’s fine” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? car radio, Pantaloon, death of a bachelor, youth, and call on me  13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? I hecking love it!!! 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I believe they happen to everyone but me 15. What good thing happened this summer? Last summer I met this amazing person and we dated for a bit 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yup 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? There has to be, it's kinda hard to say we are the only ones in an infinite universe 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? My very first? Nope 19. Do you like bubble baths? Heck yeah!!!! 20.Do you like your neighbors? Not really… 21. What are you bad habits? Guilting ppl with out realizing im doing it and breaking my own heart  22. Where would you like to travel? Vancouver  23. Do you have trust issues? sometimes  24. Favorite part of your daily routine? sleeping 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my tummy and thighs  26. What do you do when you wake up? go on my phone 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? probably darker 28. Who are you most comfortable around? my ex 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? well not directly  30. Do you ever want to get married? yeah totally 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes it is  32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? miles McKenna and troye sivan  33. Spell your name with your chin. cvjliw 34. Do you play sports? What sports? i dance…… does…does that count??? 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Tv 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yes  37. What do you say during awkward silences?so……… 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? @meetyou-onthe-otherside 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? hot topic and Disney  40. What do you want to do after high school? good question 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? yes 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? im not okay 43. Do you smile at strangers? not really 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?ocean 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? idk man  46. What are you paranoid about? dying  47. Have you ever been high? nope 48. Have you ever been drunk? Nope 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? i am a child of god 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? pinkish red??? 51. Ever wished you were someone else? yea  52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? id make myself taller 53. Favourite makeup brand? tarte  54. Favourite store? hot topic  55. Favourite blog? @thebootydiaries 56. Favourite colour? purple 57. Favourite food? pie 58. Last thing you ate? cookies  59. First thing you ate this morning? cheese  60. Ever won a competition? For what? HAHAHAHAHAHA no….. 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nope 62. Been arrested? For what? nah fham 63. Ever been in love? yeah once 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? well it was awkward and beautiful and cute and i turned really red 65. Are you hungry right now? Always 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? what friends 67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter 68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? i should be sleeping 70. Names of your bestfriends? my cat 71. Craving something? What? affection  72. What colour are your towels? purple 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 or 3 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yeah one 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? too many 75. Favourite animal? cat 76. What colour is your underwear? black  77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? chocolate 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Blue (it's a romper) 80. What colour pants? Blue ( romper) 81. Favourite tv show? supernatural 82. Favourite movie? princess and the frog 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Karen 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?dory 87. First person you talked to today? My dad 88. Last person you talked to today? my ex 89. Name a person you hate? too many 90. Name a person you love? @meetyou-onthe-otherside 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Too many bro too many 92. In a fight with someone? Not that I know of??? 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 2 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Like 5? 95. Last movie you watched? The fault in our stars 96. Favourite actress? Jennifer Lawrence 97. Favourite actor? Leonardo Di Caprio 98. Do you tan a lot? Nope 99. Have any pets? Yeah a cat who's a prick 100. How are you feeling? Lonely 101. Do you type fast? I guess??? 102. Do you regret anything from your past? No 103. Can you spell well? Hahahahaha nope 😂😂😂 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Alot of ppl 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes I have 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yup 108. What should you be doing? Bro a lot of stuff 109. Is something irritating you right now? It's too hot 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Fham you have no idea 111. Do you have trust issues? Not really 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My cat 113. What was your childhood nickname? Cracker 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Many times 115. Do you play the Wii? Not often 116. Are you listening to music right now? I wish 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I guess? 118. Do you like Chinese food? Yeah kinda 119. Favourite book? All the bright places 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.... 121. Are you mean? I don't try to be 122. Is cheating ever okay? WTF NO! 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? I can barley keep my white shirt clean 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in deep infatuation at first sight 125. Do you believe in true love? I want to 126. Are you currently bored? Hella bored 127. What makes you happy? Some one I can't call my own 128. Would you change your name? Adelaide or Eva 129. What your zodiac sign? Cancer 130. Do you like subway? Eh it's okay 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Idk I depends 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My cat 133. Favourite lyrics right now? Sometimes to stay alive you gotta kill your mind 134. Can you count to one million? I can barley count to 10 sometimes 😂😂 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I didn't eat that cookies 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Half open 137. How tall are you? 5'1 and a half 138. Curly or Straight hair? I have curly hair 139. Brunette or Blonde? I like brunettes better 140. Summer or Winter? Fall 141. Night or Day? Day 142. Favourite month? July 143. Are you a vegetarian? I couldn't 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk 145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee 146. Was today a good day? It was a day 147. Mars or Snickers? Mars 148. What’s your favourite quote? The fault dear Brutus, is not within our stars but in our selves 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Sure 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls? Say, why is this, wherefore, what should we do? - Hamlet