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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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here's a playlist of (mostly) historically accurate love songs that twiyor has most definitely danced to on vinyl: youtube, spotify, apple music
some fast, some slow, some made for dancing, others probably not (but i still like them so i included them anyway), i'll add songs as i think of them
#the job i had through most of college was working for a music professor who was OBSESSED with jazz#his specialty was the golden age of captiol records#especially stuff from arrangers like billy may and johnny mercer and such#my boss introduced me to so much great music#he was such a genuinely good person. the very definition of good.#well i mean he's still alive so i should say he IS a genuinely good person lol#anyway#i've really enjoyed listening to jazz and doowop and stuff like that for a while#and now i have an excuse to share it#a lot of twiyor fanart of the two dancing is usually of them slow dancing#which is cute dont get me wrong but i also want them dancing so goofy like idiots#so here we are#also please check out the playlist i went through the trouble of putting it on three platforms#sxf#spy x family#loid forger#spyxfamily#yor forger#twiyor
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Guys, is it gay to tenderly hold the man who both completes and ruins you and who you went to the edge of the world/universe for right before you die together?
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannigram#hannibal lecter#arcane#arcane act 3#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#jayvik#viktor arcane#will graham x hannibal lecter#viktor machine herald#arcane act three#Alexa play Achilles Come Down for both pairs of gay idiots#How does Mel even explain this?#‘Yeah my mom got killed in the shadow realm and my boyfriend and his evil lab partner exploded together while astral projecting.’#What if… the League were the Legends we met along the way?
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Happy Pokemon Day!! Have some profile pics and sketches of my lil guys :]
#dynart#introducing the three stooges#ray (fennekin)#chester (chespin)#brook (froakie)#they are idiots your honor#but they're my idiots :) <3#pmd#all#pokemon#fennekin#chespin#nuzleaf#froakie#mincinno#idk if I'll be free enough to update next week#but I think I'll be back on track the weekend after that?#we shall see!
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Honestly I'd really like to see a mxtx3 story where wwx and xl work with Sqq to reveal sqq's true backstory and the system to lbh.
I mean, think about it!! One of the biggest problems with scum villain is how even though they get together, unlike the other couples bingqiu is still left with all these huge secrets that massively affect them both. Lbh is left believing he married his mercurial abuser, that his suffering passed some sort of indefinable test that proved him worthy of basic rights. That Sqq threw him in the abyss of his own volition. That Sqq was really sacrificing his life and not faking his death with intent to survive.
Sqq is left knowing all these things but unable to act on them, unable to tell his husband about his own past, unable to explain his actions, never able to fully let his guard down because he's supposed to be shen qingqiu. He can't even tell his own husband his original name!! If he could have, he would have, even if only in the extras!
But can you imagine???
A meeting of bingqiu, wangxian, Hualian, for whatever reason, and as the three (actual) protagonists chat and gossip and get to know each other, as they talk, Sqq is at ease enough to slip up and finds out he can talk about the system to anyone from outside pidw! Not just sqh!! Maybe not completely, but he can mention some, and the other two, concerned for their new friend, are clever enough to tease the rest out. They're horrified. Sqq is resigned but freshly hopeful.
And so begins Mission: Save Sqq's Marriage!
(Sqq would very much like to contend the title but he is out voted.)
I'd just love to see the three of them (with unquestioning aid from their husbands) get up to hijinks and face existential horrors on a quest to help bingqiu get the closure they need. And moshang too, I guess XD.
It'd also be very, very funny to have them all in the middle of the latest traumatic and/or mortifying scene look around at the other two like 'hey, aren't you supposed to be freaking out now? This is normally the part people start screaming' and the other two are like 'I mean I guess?? We've got things to do though' like kings of unflappable repression right there.
(and lbh and lwj having vinegar-offs while hc is sighing dreamily watching his husband make semi decent friends for once)
Like there's a bunch of crossovers but none really scratch that itch, you know? The main characters of all 3 mxtx?? There's so much potential for Truly Unhinged Shenanigans!! Wangxian visiting pidws wife plot filled world and disappearing into the wilderness for a full week, coming back with every single piece of clothing they brought ruined. Hualian go visit mdzs and and no one believes xl is a diety and hc chomping at the bit to kill them for the injustice. Bingqiu going to tgcf and lbh getting mistaken for a calamity, or Sqq falling into the one wife plot kidnapping or something intended for a diety.
But seriously imagine Sqq complaining about something and wwx and xl immediately going 'that's not right! You deserve better!!' and Sqq is like 'no it's fine I'm used to it' and the other two slam their fists on the table like 'no!!! If [husband] was forced to keep that kind of secret I'd hate it!! You two deserve to be properly happy!! Let us help! We can fix this!' and start working with zeal and vigor while Sqq trails along embarrassed half heartedly muttering 'it's not that bad >:/'.
And when it works (presumably some clever loophole they stumbled on) and bingqiu are tearfully kissing they share a low five without looking. Or that one meme where the person getting kissed holds their hand back and their wingman enthusiastically high fives it but there's two wingmen XD!
I don't knowww but it'd be such a good premise! Ripe for character interactions!! Fluff! Crack! Angst! Daytrips and pouring their hearts out to people who'd really understand! Xl wwx and Sqq bestie team up! Meeting moshang! Wwx info dumping about his monster index categorisation to an enthralled Sqq! Xl and Sqq bemoaning etiquette while wwx laughs at them! Xl and wwx having intense discussions about morality and righteousness! All three of them laughing at how oblivious they were about their husbands, each trying to one the other two for Dumb Moments They Should Have Realised (Sqq wins by horrifying the other two)!
Forget cross country kidnappings and being locked in a room! Where is my protagonist trio getting into trouble on a self imposed mission to help their friend! Let their magnetism for insanity shine!!
#All three idiots when faced with a 'sacrifice a party member to escape' situation: *how do I ensure they pick me?*#Their husbands sprinting after them blades drawn: *how do we stop them from sacrificing themselves again?!*#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#Mxtx#mxtx tgcf#mxtx svsss#mxtx mdzs#mxtx fandom#mxtx novels#mo xiang tong xiu#crossover#What do you even call the triple mxtx crossover??#shen qingqiu#wei wuxian#Impressed by the amount of misspelled wwx#xie lian#bingqiu#wangxian#hualian#I feel the introvert husbands would be a bit salty their beloved isn't spending as much time with them but they'd also be vibing in the#Middle distance for the majority of the time lmao. They're all in the same room mostly ignoring each other having a great time#Husband watching while the protags have brunch and gossip#They'd try a triple date once and it'd go disastrously lmao. The husbands would get all competitive and pda and decadent#So they've been banned#In all fairness I think lbh and hc would get along pretty well.
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chapter 2 - reincarnation (masterpost here)
#'this is not the primordial soup of death' - pdmdzs wwx#i didnt want to spend hours animating mo ziyuan or wtf his name is. you understand#this is the opening of the very first case!!!#dialogue is from the donghua because we dont get to see mxy doing the ritual in the book#idk how to present the initial 'the yiling laozu is dead' exposition dump#get in media res'd idiot#i do think i gotta animate him eventually.. hes too important a victim/witness to the first case#(him being mo ziyuan)#anyways the next part of chapter three is REALLY easy to translate into an investigation segment#wwx just pokes around and eavesdrops for a while before deciding to go insane homosexual#mdzs aa au#mdzs#aa#au#mo dao zu shi#mdzs fanart#ace attorney#objection.lol#wei wuxian#art#my art#animation#video#mdzs novel#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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Watch out Hogwarts, the twidiots are back at school lol
#“twit idiots” for anybody whos wondering#These three tryna act cool but we know seb tripped over his shoe right after fr#hogwarts legacy#hl#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy mc#mc#Matty Ambrose#hogwarts legacy screenshots#my screenshots
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might be a hot take but movie krupp is my favorite version of him cuz he's got a weird but endearing dorky streak to him you know... like he's kind of cute in a weird way??? he tries way too hard to be evil. stupid old man i totally get edith
#book krupp would set a baby seal on fire and cook popcorn over the remains#show krupp is just an idiot but he's really funny#wait actually can we talk about how EVERYONE in the books r kinda shitty even george and harold#book melvin is such a little shithead. my son he has 1000 mental illnesses#him telling cap to bow down to him is HYSTERICAL like ok kid. sure#can you even imagine if melvinborg existed in the books i genuinely think he'd violate some sort of international law#he starts hurling slurs by chapter three /JOKE#captain underpants#anyways i just really like the movie cuz it's cute and the designs and animation are rlly nice#and why was professor p the funniest character ''OH REALLY OPRAH??''#bro was beefing with literal toddlers like ok dude
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*presents cookies as an offering* Shisui jokingly telling smol Sasuke he’s adopted, an angry Itachi throwing an acorn at his cousin’s forehead for doing so
i don't think the Uchiha can do the 'you are adopted' joke, since they all look the same at some capacity.
I do get your vision though.
#i always forget these idiots are cousins they all share one braincell and the braincell says 'FUCK IT WE BALL' when smthn bad happens#the uchiha need at least three days of rest a week#they need beauty sleep#relaxation sleep#dream about killing anyone who inconveniences them sleep#all of those#ask#naruto
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I love your take on Crowley!
I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?
I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.
thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.
that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...
#art#twisted wonderland#i have been playing this game since the day it came out#and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots#not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first.#it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them#the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful#so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else!#(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed)#but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game#well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me.#anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially#the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!'#episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them'#(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though)#also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere.#look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding
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We call with the seven for the magic circle to...
The autumn night was very cold and very blustery. It would be a perfect autumn day if it wasn't so damn frigid.
June had been dreading the text that was coming all day. She knew it was. She knew what day it was. It seemed like everything in the world had gone out of it's way to remind her that today was October 6th.
Finally the dreaded text came.
"Olivia finally found a sitter. We're meeting at 8pm tonight."
The last text from Lauren was from exactly one year ago, it was almost the same thing. And again from the year before and the year before that.
June never replied.
Now well into her 30's June friends often sent texts that were less demanding or certain. More along the lines of 'hey we're thinking of maybe hitting up a happy hour sometime next week? when can you make it?!"
But this meeting. Tonight was mandatory. It was as required as any ritual.
Everyone must attend.
She wished they could let the dead ghosts rest and banish them to leave her in peace.
But she'd felt the creeping cold, the claws at her back all day. She knew what day it was before she even woke up in the morning after fitful sleep and terrible nightmares.
No matter how scalding the shower was, how busy and demanding the job was, she would not be warm until the 7th.
June couldn't forget.
It was October 6th.
That night, after the sun had set, June set out to meet with her five other friends.
Well, to be perfectly frank, to call them friends now was nothing short of a misnomer. They were acquaintances at best. They had been friends, once. But no longer.
Not for years.
But they still had to meet every year on the same day. Every year for the last seventeen years.
June walked into the darkness of the forest preserve.
The girls all used to wander deep into the woods, as far as they dared away from the civilization and the safety of the parking lot.
Not anymore.
They were all older and more careful and lazier.
It was barely thirty feet into the woods, the lights of the parking lot could still be easily seen.
Hell, this year they had it set up on a picnic bench.
June was thankful, she didn't want to sit on the ground, her knees were already sore from this long, cold day.
This year was colder than all the others. It seemed that every year for the last seventeen years October 6th was setting records for the coldest day on record.
June, as always, was the last of the girls to arrive.
She took the open seat.
There were a smatterings of quiet greetings.
No one wanted to be here. They wanted this over and done with so they could leave and be on their way to somewhere else, back to their lives.
Lauren pulled out the chalk from her large purse.
"Everyone ready?" she asked as a courtesy. She didn't wait for a response and was already drawing the magic circle.
No one answered. It was the sixteenth time they've gathered to do this, they knew the ritual very well.
As Lauren sketched the circle and the patterns and the runes, each woman took out their candles. Each had prepared their candles according to the old rules and placed them at the indicated portion of the circle, with one space absent at the head of the table.
Three women on each side of the table. Six candles.
One empty space.
"Alright, done," Lauren said without need.
There was a collective intake of breath as the women prepared themselves.
Lauren as always started the ritual. She let her candle with the tiny extension of what small reservoir of magic she had left.
"With this magic and this meeting there is one for the light."
June instantly felt the temperature drop. She felt the shadows grow.
Olivia went next and lit her candle with a snap of magic, causing the light to flare and burn brilliant for just a split moment before settling into a soft, cold, light. "With this candle and these gathered there are two for the sight."
The darkness grew by another large measure. Another snap of cold and wind rustled the dying leaves on the trees.
June's heart was in her throat. Something felt different this time.
But she couldn't stop the ritual. Better to get it over and done with as fast as possible.
She snapped her finger and lit her candle. Her candle didn't burn nearly as bright, nor flare as big.
"With this circle and this pattern there are three for the Night."
She had to choke out the last word. It felt like she was trying to push out a word as a physical object from where it lodged inside her throat. It hurt to physically say.
Sweat beaded her forehead as the ritual continued despite the fact that she could no longer see the lights from the parking lot. They should have been so close, but they were miles away now, distant pinpricks in the dark forest.
Her breath misted in front of her as the temperature dropped again.
She was shaking, both from the cold and because of the other thing.
Jessica was next. She lit her candle, but she grimaced as she did so, almost like the act physically hurt her.
"We call with four for the silver," she said as she dropped a small silver coin into the middle of the magic pattern Lauren had drawn.
The coin smashed into the table with a loud thud. It didn't bounce or move. It was like it was magnetically pulled right to the center.
The area was totally dark now. The only light came from the four lit candles. June could see the breath of the other women. All coming out in shallow clouds, all at the same time.
She swore she saw something moving in the pitch black forest behind the girls on the other side of the table.
She couldn't move. She couldn't say anything.
Too quickly, without stopping or realizing what was happening, Fiona went next. She lit her candle and it barely burned.
Her hands were shaking with the cold.
She dropped a gold coin that slammed into the table, denting it as she said, "And five for the gold."
June swore she heard another voice speaking in tandem with Fiona. Somewhere at the head of the table where... no...
She tried to move, to do something, to call out, to stop Rachel from saying the next part.
But the candle was already lit. This time blazing high and bright like a railroad flare.
June swore she saw a dark figure standing behind Rachel.
Her mouth was frozen shut, from fear, from the cold, from the other thing in the back staring at her over Rachel's shoulder.
Two voices this time. "We call with the six for the secrets, never to be told."
For the last sixteen rituals, this is where it would have ended. This is where it should have ended. But this wasn't like the last sixteen. This was like the first one.
This one was the real magic. The Deep Magic. The Old things that they never should have meddled with.
The darkness should have snapped away. The candles should have gone out. The parking lot should have beckoned sweetly. Home and safety.
When the ritual was not completed because their seventh had been missing these last seventeen years, it should have ended.
Then the voice spoke from the entity that was hiding in the shadows.
"We call with the seven for this magic circle to," it said with a slow, deliberate tone. There was a harshness there, a rawness, like a voice after a concert of delightful yelling, but worse. "Hold," the voice finally finished.
The ritual was close to being completed. For the first time in years.
"NO!" June yelled, but she was too late. She couldn't move fast enough. She couldn't stop the last candle from being lit.
What looked like the edge of a knife reflected the soft candle light as the seventh candle materialized and was lit with a cold blue flame.
The paralysis that took over all six women finally broke as the darkness retreated slightly.
Standing at the head of the table, dressed in something that June could only think of as a battle nun outfit (some kind of form fitting black habit, pieces of steel or iron armor clinging to arms and chest and head) was a worn, scarred, and tired looking, much older Natalie.
"Sisters," she said in her worn voice, with a smile that had no warmth, "so good to see you again. Thank you for joining me."
Olivia was the first to recover. "Natalie! You're alive!"
She moved to get up and presumably hug their long lost friend, but Natalie moved a single finger and Olivia was slammed back into her seat with an overwhelming force of Natalie's magic.
"This is not a happy reunion for you," Natalie said as she reached behind her to produce some object from the darkness.
She dropped a black mass of something on the table in the middle of the circle, on top of the silver and gold.
After a moment, the candle light illuminated a grotesque form, the severed head of some kind of horrible amalgamation of goat, man, lizard, and bird.
"One of you sold me to this demon, the Lord of the Frozen Wastes, Farimelligion. Unfortunately for you, I did not die. I fought off my captors for these long years. My powers grew and grew until I was able to slay him and free myself from your spell. I intend to find out who, exactly, betrayed me. And I will collect my pound of flesh."
To illustrate her point, she dropped the sword she was carrying, a cracked and bitter looking silver blade covered in frost and radiating cold.
"I regret to tell you that forgiveness was something that was taken from me out there. There is no repenting. But I will spare anyone who turns on their sister like they turned on me."
i have a kofi
#my fiction#original fiction#writers on tumblr#no editing we die like idiots#there's one for the sorrow and two for the joy#and three for the girls and four for the boys#there's five for the silver and six for the gold and seven for the secrets never to be told#there's eight in the river and nine in my head#and ten of the worst kind sleeping in my bed#there's a pattern there's a pattern there's a pattern to be followed
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Sometimes I remember that Lukas’s own headcanon is that Vader’s power was finally unsuppressed and became a full fledged 40k (meaning that 28k was supposed to be a suppressed number somehow no idk how I just know it’s his own thoughts on it and I accept that because that’s a boss idea okay, it lives in my brain) and therefore when Obi-Wan beat the shit outta Vader by throwing rocks at him he literally beat up one of the most powerful beings to ever exist and I’m like 👁️👄👁️
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#darth vader#listen this whole scenario owns my ass so hard#Obi wan didn’t die because Vader killed him he died because he chose to fuck with him#he stuck a middle finger up to Vader one last time for taking his brother by training his son#fuck that bitch and fuck the emperor too imma gain force powers#if Obi wan isn’t your godmod you aren’t writing him correctly#the force is the god and Obi is the mod#Anakin is the confused force baby that found him and it should have been HAPPY#anyways I think someone should meet anakin and Luke and Leia all at once and think they’re the most powerful#but all three of them cower in fear of this scruffy ginger with a bunch of clones flaking him#scruffy ginger will throw half a planet at you and instead of finishing you off he gives you the finger and leaves#bitch ass ginger idiot we love him so much
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*shoves 🎤 in your face* Do you think Tsunade, Oro and Jiraya ever explored each other's bodies, before the fall out???
<leans into mic> yes. probably.
you’re telling me three teenagers to twenty somethings who lived through two back to back wars with weird interpersonal sexual tension DIDN’T fuck at least once??? not even once????
though i imagine it’s also possible they didn’t and all that tension stayed there in their ribs, a bit like a rot. the sannin to me feel like foils for team 7 that never overcome their personal issues and find connection and growth through each other.
in a way, them never exploring each other’s bodies is a part of Their Problem. they could not seek solace or support in each other in anything that wasn’t fighting. which in turn caused them to isolate themselves from each other, and inevitably caused each of them to leave the village. the will of fire is defined by the chains of love and care you have for your comrades making you stronger. tsunade, orochimaru and jiraiya do not allow themselves to be vulnerable with each other. so they lose their will of fire and their trauma controls them.
i think maybe if they Had explored each others bodies, they would have been able to express a certain level of vulnerability together that would have kept them from falling out.
all this is to say, did the fuck in canon? probably not. in fluffy clouds?
:)
#asks#thank you for the ask!#i love talking about the sannin i have such fun plans for them#these three ptsd riddled idiots are my favorite blorbos to throw at each other#cause what do you mean we three are declared the strongest of our generation#we three together. just us. and only when we are together can we be so strong.#and then we all split up and never fight Together again#one dies another grows hateful and the last is left to pick up the pieces of their teacher’s dream#sannin#fluffy clouds and a tinge of wonder#jiraiya#orochimaru#tsunade senju
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Becoming deeply radicalized against the idea of crewed Mars missions, y'know how the Rovers keep sending back better and better data what if instead of that we made an even bigger one and devoted nearly 90% of its capacity to holding a guy in a bubble on top of it instead of sending back useful data, but wait! They'll eliminate like a half hour of latency and also almost certainly contaminate the landing site and possibly the entire planet, so it's not all downside.
#At least in the near term it's fucking pointless and the downsides are very large and very big#Quite frankly it is extraordinarily likely that the first people to arrive at mars will do so dead#Because they will have been sent by fucking idiots willing to take too large risks#But the good news is that the wreck will spread across and contaminate huge amounts of the martian biosphere#To the point that we will quite possibly never be able to discern the history of life on mars#But if they live at least they'll get to slightly reduce the latency on our telerobotic fleet!#And travel home with the samples I guess#Good thing Percy's tagging and bagging rocks that we just canceled the return trips for#At least once we fuck up the rest of the planet those will be sterile#Kinda still excited about Aritimis but also kinda becoming anti-human spaceflight in general#We should consider not doing that for a while and at most focus specifically on living on the moon in a controlled and limited fashion#Ground the whole fucking commercial fleet who gives a shit those capsules are both gonna get someone killed sooner rather than later#And it's not like we're learning a whole lot by having people on hand up there#They spend most of their time trying to keep the machines from falling apart#Which is the main thing people would be doing for three continuous years on the shortest possible mars mission#Like you could send a dozen rovers for the price of one crewed mission both mass and money-wise#And that's probably a lowball estimate even assuming more and more advances in rover technology#Which are happening a lot faster than the advances in life support technology#Right now we do not even have enough functioning space capsules at our low earth orbit space station#Starship HLS is a fucking joke#The whole thing reeks let's just stop sending people into space for a while what were we really getting out of it
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Oh my fucking god bitches I am ao fucking back!!! We finally got our electricity back after 3 days without it because of the typhoon. And first thing I knew when I get wifi back? WE'RE ONLY GETTING ONE EPISODE??!!!?? ONE EPISODE??!?? MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT A FUCKING MOVIE!! GOOD OMENS!!! AT LEAST DO 2 90 MINUTES EACH!! OR AT LEAST AN HOUR!!!!! FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!
#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable lovers#ineffable idiots#ineffable divorce#anthony j crowley#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens season three#I AM SO FUCKING UPSET!!#first ofmd and now good omens!!??!!#FUCK THIS WORLD!!#WHY CAN'T WE EVER HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
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Saw a cyber truck when I was teaching the 15y to drive yesterday. I said, "there's a cyber truck" but of course he was paying attention to the road (good) and by the time he looked for it it had turned in front of us and was blocked from view by the cars in front of us.
Then it turned and I said "there it is...ew, why does it have the profile of a cockroach?"
#text post#cyber truck#we live in rural nowhere#like yeah we have some families with money#but we have so many that are poor with delusions of middle class (because thats what their families were growing up in the 80's and 90s)#or just straight up living in poverty#but somehow we have at least two#maybe three#idiots with more money than sense who own cyber trucks#because the one we saw yesterday was dark (maybe going for matte black or gunmetal?)#and the one i saw a week before christmas was white#and the kids saw a silver one drive past a boyscout cookout a few months ago#although its been long enough the silver one could have been wrapped in either dark or white
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