#we stan a wifeguy

[thefouraboveall]

A ship fact about the gods?

Ⅵ - Prone to jealousy. You can sleep around but the moment Slaanesh feels like any of your paramours are in competition with him, they're getting killed and you're getting tortured. Slaanesh will probably make you do it and ensure you love every minute of it too. If he develops a greater fondness for someone else, though, well that's your fault for not being stimulating enough to keep his attention. 💅

This is potentially fatal. Slaanesh's embrace is addictive and the lack of it can result in death from withdrawal.

Ⅶ - His love language is gifts and physical touch. Nurgle is a cuddly boi and everyone will know you're together because you will smell like him constantly. If the way he treats Isha in the End Times is any indication though, once he has you he will be...less than keen to let you go.

Ⅷ - Doesn't believe in PDA, at least not overt PDA. However private Khorne is a different matter and will accept affection without complaint. He may even attempt to reciprocate, in his own way, such as offering you the skulls of your rivals, making personal small weapons like daggers, giving you a dog, and maybe even holding your hand.

Ⅸ - Aromantic; cannot feel love, but may develop a intellectual interest in one person over all other interest. Sharing Tzeentch's presence will result in arcane ability and intelligence (particularly from lying), but you will eventually turn into a Chaos Spawn or other kind of horrific mutant.

[thesaturdayb0y]

brian murphy breaking his years-long twitter hiatus to remind everyone he’s an absolute king

[nextstopwonderland]

We stan a wifeguy

[el-dritchknight]

I see the haleandy tag and I am 🥺

aaa thank you zena <3 we stan soulmates who save each other's lives through countless universes after having a rocky start <3 also soulmates where one half of them calls the other an 'unripe wifeguy'

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