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satoru gojo fic rec

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gojo

gojo eating you out - ( @happybird16 )

gojo x dacryphilia - ( @happybird16 )

gojo loves fat pussy - ( @tohokuu )

sending gojo an accidental nude so he sends you a whole video - ( @satoruhour )

gojo tried to give himself a haircut and now wants to go bald - ( @enkvyu ) this is fuNNY ksksks, I love the banter

trying to break up with yandere!gojo - ( @peachsayshi ) yep, we´re talkin about lovesick toxic obsessed type of gojo, break up????? you know better than to tell him that sooo since you´re acting dUMB he has to fucc so sense into you bc, clearly, you forgot who tf ur talking to - LDKJSDFJDJFHLSHFLSHDF but he´s not rough bc he luvss you a lot

insecure bully!gojo - ( @saetoru ) angst, lil fluff, he´s a bully and he´s in love, but its not enough. part 2

the horniest - ( @arminsumi ) smut, ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD, he´s horny af, pussy drunk, obsessed, borderline crazy for that wap

phone calls - ( @kingkonoha ) slice of life, hubby!gojo, dilf!gojo, his wife and his daughter are his only priority, this is so sdkfjskdjfh :´( i love it

best of the best - ( @saetoru ) smut, fwb! satoru, big sHIT talker omg, he lit asks you to be his gf wHILE he´s making you cum,,,,,best bf ever tho

love struck - ( @xxsabitoxx ) fluffy, ex-fuckboy!satoru, he´s experiencing love for the first time :((((( IT´S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE

love dumb - ( @arminsumi ) fluff, blurb, you make him lose his composure, can´t even focus bc you´re over there existing, someone should make a longer version of this! so good

too much - ( @risuola ) ANGSTTTYYYY, fluff too, reader and gojo are in a situationship kinda thing where they live together and love each other but nothing has been said yet, they get into an argument bc gojo has a big mouth and says a lot of hurtful things, they´re both just so exhausted

i know you still think about the times we had - ( @saetoru ) angst, fluff, rich bf!gojo, his father makes you break up with him, it´s so angsty omg, they get into this HUGE argument bc gojo´s dad is a controlling mf

sanctuary - ( @arminsumi ) fluff, lowkey angst, weak!reader, bully!gojo, nah he´s just in love but doesn´t know how to say it

the road to falling in love - ( @itadorey ) fluff, strangers to lovers, it´s a collection o moments where keeps falling harder for you, I LOVE ITTTTT, sdkfjhskdjf it´s kinda slow burn but not boring at all

yuji finds out gojo has a family - ( @kingkonoha ) fluff, lowkey angst, hubby!gojo, dad!gojo, so,,, this made me cry, i love yuji sm he deserves the world :( this is part two and it also made me crY MY MF EYES OUT :))))))))

i´ll meet you forever in this memory - ( @gorejo ) fluff, college au, married life au, it´s so good, he lit has this big ass plan to make you fall for him, and i mean big, like planned way ahead lmao, 10 years later he´s still asking you to go out with him,,,,even if you´re already married sdlfkjkdfhlsdjh so so cute

can´t stop drinking - ( @kingkonoha ) ANGST, death, blood, dad!gojo, husband!gojo, mentions of wanting to die, a curse kills you and your son allegedly but in reality the elders had lied to him all these years, part 2 made me fucking cry, PLEASEEE I NEED PART 3

hype man - ( @satoruoo ) crack, fluff, supportive bf!gojo, he´s such an amazing bf :( “damn, my girl ran you over with a bus, reversed, then got out and shot you twice in the foot? what did you do?? sounds like a you issue.” LMAOOOOO this is so cute and funny at the same time, i love it, such a gojo thing to say

flicker of flame - ( @tteokdoroki ) fluff, nervous soon to be dad!gojo, pregnant!reader, he´s going to be the best dad ever

mirror´s pov - ( @teddybeartoji ) smut, "satoru likes jerking off in front of a mirror" YUP, a whole POV of him beating his meat to the thought of you BEAUTIFULLY written, very detailed

missionary - ( @babiexiao ) smut, fluff, THIS IS SO :(((( so beautiful

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Watch and Learn

Neteyam (23), Lo’ak (22), Jake (Too damn old but we love a good dilf😮‍💨) x omatikayan fem reader (21)

[it took me 4 cinnamon pop tarts and the entire HSM 3 album to write this😌. I got to the good part when “a night to remember” came on😎]

Tags: @touchedflowers helped with this storyline. Love you girlyyy🫶����❤️

🔞Minors, do not interact🔞

Warnings: SMUT THE HOUSE, p in v, squirting, cumming, cursing, hair pulling, orgasms (multiple)

“Where the hell are those boys.” Jake whispered to himself as his sons were late to the war party meeting, yet again.

“Should we just start without them?” Norm questioned, as he looked out into the crowd of warriors. Jake sighed, looking around before he spoke.

“I’ll go find them, just keep the warriors here! I’ll be back.” He commanded as he walked off to find lo’ak and Neteyam.

It had been around 20 minutes since Jake decided to go look for his sons, with no luck.

“I am going to kill them, I swear to G-“ he stopped in his tracks when he heard faint whimpering and screaming. He snapped his head towards the sound, noticing that it was coming from your hut.

“Shit…y/n!” Jake shouts, running towards the hut.

“Y/n, are you hu- what the HELL is going on in HERE??!!” Jake stopped in his tracks with a shocked look as he watched the scene infront of him:

Y/n, sitting on the table, completely naked as lo’ak stood between her legs. Neteyam, fondling her breasts harshly. The boys look up, scrambling to get their cloths back on.

“We- i” Neteyam starts, getting cut off.

“We- i, my ass! I thought she was dying, but you two knuckleheads are just in here trying to kill her I see.” Jake started with his hands on his hips.

“Why do you have her on the table like that, boy? That’s not the right angle! You’ll never get her to cum in that angle! We talked about this!” Jake explained, gesturing angrily.

“Yes, sir.” Lo’ak says sharply as he picked you up, placing you on the ground. Jake shakes his head before snapping his head at Neteyam.

“And what the hell were you doing, boy? Squeezing her breasts like that? What have I always told you?” Jake shouted, pointing his finger at an ashamed Neteyam.

“Tease ‘em, don’t squeeze ‘em…” he answered, barely above a whisper.

“That’s right!” Jake nodded, snapping his head at your small frame as stood between his sons.

“Y/n, how were they treating you, babygirl?” He asked, looking into your innocent eyes, as you swayed back and forth.

“Uhhh, they were fine.” You nod, covering your chest with your arms.

“Fine.” Jake smirked sarcastically, darting his eyes between the two boys.

“How in the absolute HELL were you two just fine….THERE ARE TWO OF YOU FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.” He gestured angrily, shaking his head.

“Let me show you two knuckleheads something.” Jake said, walking over to you. You couldn’t help but blush, smiling in your hand before meeting jakes eyes. You almost broke your neck trying to stare at him, as he towered over your small frame. He picked you up with ease and placed you on the table. The boys watching their dads every move. He placed you on the table, and turned it so that the boys could see everything.

“First of all…never EVER put her in this position again. If you want to fuck her like this, she has to be on the wall so her back is supported.” He explained sternly. The boys nodded in agreement.

“if you want to make her cum…” he started, taking you off of the table, turning you around so that your ass was on his already throbbing cock.

“You wanna put her like this.” He bent you over slightly, holding you by the bends of your elbows.

“Now if you want her to squirt” he picked you up by your hair, making you whimper. He grabbed the back of your thigh, placing it on the end of the table.

“You put her in this position, got it?” He snapped his head at the boys, as they nodded in unison.

“Good, now let me show the difference.” He put you in the previous position as he untied his loincloth, letting it drop to the ground. Your eyes widened at the feeling of his tip rubbing against your clit.

“You don’t just shove it in, you tease her first, and then….” He slowly slid into you, making your mouth fly open at him filling you to capacity.

“You slide it in, slooooowly” he explained, placing one his huge hands on your hip. He looked at his sons to meet their attentive gaze, before looking down at you.

“How you doing, sweetie?” Jake asked you, pulling your hair out of your face.

“F-fine, sir!” you grunt, trying to get used to his size, as his sons were no where near the size of him.

“You always wanna check on her, making sure she’s ok. What’s the fun if you’re hurting her? Or she’s not into it? Like watch this.” He thrusted into you slowly, causing you to let out a light moan.

The boys watched you, getting aroused all over again.

“It’s all about the angles, too. The sweetspot is upwards, so you wanna thrust upwards, like this.” He angles his hips, thrusting up into you, making your eyes roll back, letting out the prettiest moan.

“You keep doing that, and she’ll cum in no time.” He started to thrust into you, fast and deep. You were a mess under him, as he continued to hit your sweetspot.

“FUCK!” You shouted, filling your high coming already.

“Watch your mouth, y/n!” Jake growled as he slapped your ass, thrusting into you at a steady pace.

“I-I’m sorry, sir!” you whimpered, as you shut your eyes tightly.

“If you really wanna get her off, just talk her through it. Tell her what she wants to here!” He shouted over your loud moans. He bent down to your ear, kissing it.

“You like when your leader fucks you sensless ,huh?” He whispered in your ear, nibbling on it. Your mouth flew open, eyes rolling to the back of your head.

“Mhmmm!” you hum with your bottom lip in your mouth. Jake kissed your neck before pinning you back to the table. You felt like you were about to explode.

Neteyam and lo’ak were both jerking off watching you become an absolute mess. Desperately waiting to get a turn.

“If you do everything that I tell you, she should-” he was interrupted by you screaming as you convulsed on his cock. He looked down to see his cock covered in your cream.

“Cum…” he chuckled, slowing down his thrusts to help you ride out your high. You were panting heavily as you tried to catch your breath. You were laying flat on the table, completely exhausted. Jake rubbed your back, comforting you.

“Now, it’s time for the main event.” He lifted you up by the back of your neck, putting your leg on the table. He lined his cock up with your throbbing cunt before sliding in slowly again. You threw your head back on him, crying out loud.

“I know, I know, you’re alright.” He tapped your stomach in an attempt to calm you down, before thrusting into you, at a steady pace. He wrapped his arms around your small waist, angling his thrusts upwards. You felt your high coming again, but more intense.

“Right when you feel her clench around you, that’s when you rub her clit.” He reached around to demonstrate. Your knees buckle, as the pleasure became too much. You scream out loud, as your eyes rolled back. You felt the knot in your stomach unravel as you squirted everywhere.

Neteyam and lo’ak’s eyes widened at your intense release.

Jake pulled out of slowly, as your juices ran down your legs. You were still shaking from your orgasm, laying on the table to calm yourself. Jake looked down at you, and then back at the boys, putting his hands on his hips.

“Ok, both of you pick one position, and make her orgasm. You can pick any method, I don’t give a damn, Got it?” He looked between the two boys, as they looked at each other.

“Neteyam, you go first boy.” Neteyam nodded, walking over to your limp body. He looked back at his dad, not knowing what to do with you in this state.

“She’s fine, just alittle tired. You got this, don’t be nervous, boy!” Jake clapped, before resting his hands on his hips again.

Neteyam looked back at you, leaning down to your ear.

“Uhhh, y/n? are yo-“ neteyam was cut off by lo’ak laughing.

“Dad, you should’ve let me go first. He’s being a wuss!” Lo’ak gestured towards Neteyam.

“Hush, boy!” Jake shouted at lo’ak. He snapped his head back at Neteyam with a disappointed look. Neteyam sighed, knowing what he had to do. He didn’t want to wear you out, but he didn’t want to disappoint his father either.

He grunted loudly before pulling you up by your hair. You yelped in pain, holding onto his arm.

“That’s what I’m talking about, boy! You got it!” Jake shook his fist, watching Neteyam to see what he would do next.

“I’m sorry, y/n….” neteyam whispered in your ear before sliding into you slowly. Your eyes widened, as you bit your lip. He gently shifted his grip from your hair to the folds of your arms. He thrusted up into you slowly, trying to take it easy on you.

“Mmmmm, don’t stop!” You moaned, letting your head go limp. Neteyams eyes widened at your response to his thrusts, making him speed up his pace.

“Yes!!! Yes!! yessss!!!” You cried as you felt him repeatedly hit your spot. He bit his lip, leaning down to your ear.

“You look so pretty, moaning on my cock.” He whispered, licking your ear lobe. Your eyes rolled back as you felt your high approaching quickly.

“That’s it, boy!” Jake shouted as he watched his oldest son dominate you, like a real man is supposed to.

“NETEYAMMMM” you whined, reaching to grab his hand. He intertwined his fingers with your as he clenched his jaw, watching you come undone on his cock. He looked down to see your cream covering his cock. He slowed down, letting you ride out your high.

“Like a real warrior! That’s what I’m talking about, boy!” Jake shouted proudly.

Neteyam pulled out of you slowly, gently laying you back down on the table, before walking away. Jake patted him on the back, followed by clapping.

“Ok lo’ak, it’s your turn, boy!” Jake motioned for him to step up. Lo’ak smirked at Neteyam before walking off.

“You made her cum, how cute. Now watch me make her squirt, dumbass!” He shook his head, walking towards your limp body with such confidence. He reached you, immediately pulling you up by your hair, placing your leg on the table .

“Ok, boy! Bold move, trying to make her squirt. Don’t get discouraged if she doesn’t, it takes a lot of practice.” Jake explained to lo’ak, but he wasn’t listening. He knew he was gonna have you screaming in a few.

He slowly slid into you, making you hum at the emptiness in you being filled for the third time. He started off slow, thrusting up into you. Your hums rapidly turned into loud moans as you felt him hit your spot repeatedly. He got carried away, grabbing you by your neck from behind, speeding up his pace.

your mouth flew opened, as you felt your high coming for the forth time that night. You gripped the hand wrapped around your neck as a tear fell on your cheek.

“Good job, boy! Now rub her clit, she’s over the edge!” Jake shouted

Lo’ak massaged your clit, causing your knees to buckle. He held you up with one arm wrapped around your tiny waist. He leaned down to your neck, leaving hickeys before he made his was up to your ear. His fangs grazed your earlobe before he spoke.

“Squirt…” and on command, your whole body shook violently, as you screamed his name. You squirted all over his stomach and thighs. He thrusted up into you slowly, making you shake with every stroke.

“SHIT!!” You panted, biting your lip. He pulled out of you slowly, watching your juices fall to the ground, trickling down your legs. He let you down gently before walking away.

“Goddammit, boy!!! That’s how you do it!!” Jake shouted, turning towards the boys.

“I’m proud of both of you!!! Good job!” he smiled, before looking back at your almost lifeless body. He chuckled as he watched you twitched occasionally.

“Now, get her cleaned up, and get to the damn meeting!” He shouted putting his loincloth back on, before walking out of the hut.

The brothers looked at each other, and stared back at you, laid across the table.

“Do you think she’s ok?” Neteyam asked, still staring at you. Lo’ak stared at you before speaking.

“I’m not going to lie” lo’ak started with a sarcastic grin, as he looked back at Neteyam.

“I have no idea, bro…”

Okayyyy, this low key good mannn, i like it a lot.I’m veryyy surprised that I haven’t seen more fanfics with all 3 of them but hey, I like to be first anyway😎. I will be working on other suggestions throughout the week so look out for that. Anywaysss love y’all, and I’ll see y’all later.

Outtie ❤️🖖🏾,

Pandorxx

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INSTAGRAM BLURB: DAD!HARRY AND Y/N’S TIMELINE

day five!

MASTERLIST | PATREON

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2017

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pagesix Harry Styles’ girlfriend was seen leaving to a airport earlier today. Witnesses from their date in Malibu Beach last week tell us both Harry and Y/N seemed to be on a date since they were acting very affectionate with each other.

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harryfan9 “girlfriend” i’m sobbing

harryfan4 leave her alone? she clearly does not want her photos taken?

harryfan6 i already love them so much 😭

harryfan3 their date in malibu…please don’t remind me 🫠

harryfan10 harry really needs to sue the paparazzi again…

harryfan8 damn they are following her now

harryfan2 and what if she’s the one 😫

harryfan11 how about we give y/n and harry their privacy

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stylesdaily Harry at Dunkirk’s premiere in London today!

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harryfan14 i just died

harryfan18 WHY IS HE SO GORGEOUS 😭

harryfan13 @annetwist thank you for bringing this man onto earth 🙏

harryfan17 if you hear someone screaming that’s me

harryfan15 the way y/n is also there…

harryfan19 SHE IS? 🫠

harryfan22 a literal god

harryfan20 harry attended the premiere with y/n…i can’t do this 😫

harryfan25 the hottest man on earth

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hsupdates Y/N ALSO JOINED HARRY AT THE DUNKIRK PREMIERE ALONG WITH HIS MOTHER!

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harryfan24 WHAT

harryfan28 “along with his mother” now that is cute…

harryfan23 y/n looks so good 😭

harryfan29 i wanna be her right now

harryfan32 this is really the best thing ever omg

harryfan35 I AM SCREAMING 😫

harryfan30 anne, y/n and harry together was just so sweet

harryfan27 awe this is harry and y/n’s first public appearance

2018

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harrystyles Boston, Live On Tour.

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harryfan31 the most attractive man on earth

harryfan33 HARRY IS SO EFFORTLESSLY HOT LIKE?

yourinstagram so handsome!

harrystyles Why thank you baby.

harryfan35 they are so in love 😫

harris_reed *copy and pasting y/n’s comment*

harryfan38 i am seriously going feral over him

pillowpersonpp having the best time touring the world!

harryfan32 this man does unspeakable things to me

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yourinstagram i love you @harrystyles

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harryfan34 totally not jealous

harryfan39 SHE’S BACKSTAGE 😭😭

harrystyles I love you more, so much more darling.

yourinstagram that’s impossible

harryfan42 GET MARRIED ALREADY

adamprendergast_ harry’s number one supporter is in the building!

harryfan45 y/n and harry make the perfect couple

harry_lambert the most beautiful ❤️

harryfan40 she’s living the best life

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helenepambrun.photography The woman of the evening.

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harryfan52 the love of harry’s life

harryfan57 CAN I JUST BE HER 🙏

yourinstagram i love you helene!

helenepambrun.photography i love you more ms.y/n ❤️❤️

harryfan50 why is y/n so stunning

gemmastyles missing my future sister in law!

harryfan54 harry liking every post related to y/n is the cutest thing ever 😭

pillowpersonpp my tour mother

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updatingstyles HARRY AND Y/N OUT IN NEW YORK TODAY!

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harryfan60 mom & dad!

harryfan67 THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER 😫

harryfan65 i can’t wait until we get an album written about her

harryfan69 i’m so obsessed with them

harryfan61 they deserve each other 😭

harryfan63 my eyes are watering

harryfan66 NOBODY CAN COMPARE TO THEM

harryfan68 why are harry and y/n so adorable together

2019

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harrynews Harry arriving at an airport in London today!

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harryfan75 he looks so good 😫

harryfan78 NEVER GETTING OVER HARRY…EVER…

harryfan71 major dilf vibes

harryfan74 the hottest man on earth 😌

harryfan76 he’s back home!!!

harryfan79 harry can run me over…i wouldn’t care at all

harryfan72 his arms 😭😭

harryfan77 i’m literally going feral

2020

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harry_lambert Custom made Love On Tour merch for Beau!

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harryfan82 the way you can just tell this is harry styles’ son

harryfan85 HIS BLONDE HAIR 🥹

harrystyles My precious Beau!

yourinstagram i love my boys ❤️

harryfan87 “my boys” y/n’s boys…her boys…i’m sobbing

gemmastyles awe how cute!!!

harryfan80 THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN 😭

harris_reed beau is a darling angel 🥰

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harryflorals HARRY OUT ON A RUN IN ITALY YESTERDAY!

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harryfan84 oh. my god.

harryfan87 HIS THIGH TATTOO? I AM GOING INSANE 😭

harryfan82 the pornstache has me on my knees

harryfan80 harry is a MAJOR dilf 🙏

harryfan85 everything about this man…is just so perfect

harryfan83 i’m in love

harryfan88 never getting over his tiger tattoo 😫

harryfan90 his girlfriend won at life

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yourinstagram Io amo l'Italia

translation: i love Italy

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harryfan92 the cutest family ever

harryfan98 OH MY LORD…I’M IN LOVE WITH MUSTACHE HARRY 😭

harrystyles You are so gorgeous, my love.

yourinstagram me? you are!

harryfan95 why are they so adorable together

pillowpersonpp just a mother on vacay with her two boys ❤️

harryfan93 the best parents ever

annetwist happy you three are having so much fun!

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stylesdaily Harry and Y/N on the set for Golden’s music video in Amalfi, Italy today!

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harryfan96 i love beau’s parents

harryfan99 THEY REALLY ARE THE PERFECT COUPLE

harryfan102 we are getting a music video soon 😌

harryfan97 #true love

harryfan105 harry is always with y/n…they are so cute

harryfan100 my babies 😭

harryfan107 jealous? me? no…

harryfan104 this couple means everything to me

2021

deuxmoi via instagram stories

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dailyharry Y/N ARRIVING IN LONDON TODAY!

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harryfan110 she’s back home 😭

harryfan119 okay but did anyone see deuxmoi’s instagram story

harryfan114 yes everyone did

harryfan112 the way y/n is hiding her stomach…is she…

harryfan115 baby styles #2???? 😫

harryfan118 we all know what’s under there girl

harryfan111 how about everyone stops assuming things…

harryfan116 @yourinstagram i know what you are

2022

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harrystyles Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅

- The Styles Family

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harryfan124 HARRY HAD HIS HAPPY ENDING 🥹

harryfan128 inez and beau, the cutest siblings on earth

yourinstagram one of our best christmas’s yet!

harrystyles Definitely agree.

harryfan120 their outfits are so adorable 😫

annetwist my darling grandchildren ❤️❤️

harryfan125 “the styles family” i’m crying

harry_lambert merry christmas to the cutest family ever!!

harryfan129 inez’s shirt 😭

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THE KAGES AND THEIR GREEN BEASTS

But a modern day AU take with the whole family and the ninken! Ningame is chilling at home, thank you very much. :) This thing took much longer to sketch and color than I anticipated. Hahhhh hahahaha.

Headcanons and easter eggs after the cut

RasaDai: Is it crack? Yes. Is it impossible? Yes, yes, they’re both dead. Do I still ship them? HELL YES. My old old man yaoi (crack) rarepair. Rasa inherits the nearly bankrupt firm from his deceased bastard of a father, and had to devote his whole life to work. He loses Karura after she gives birth to Gaara, and now he’s a single dad whose grown up kids hate his guts. Can this old man still find love with an older DILF? Except he’s definitely not going to wear that green tracksuit. (also that’s Suna designer wear on Rasa and Pakkun’s carrier)

KakaGai: These boys. These men. Husbands, rivals, friends, eternal loves. Kakashi with his jorts and baby pink crocs 😂 (thanks @urieskooki for the color pick) with ANBU gibbets. Gai with Daytime Tiger-inspired shoes! I love having Bisuke perching on Gai and adopting his sparkles ✨. Kakashi giving Gai the ‘I’m pinning you down later’ look. Also, if you really want to know what Kakashi’s reading, check the tags. ;)

GaaLee: My loves, my babies 🥰 Okay I gave Gaara his Shippuden pants bands and his shoes are gourd inspired. He’s excited to finally get to hold a puppy and promptly carries the meanest-looking one (Urushi, surprised, gives a tentative tail wag). In the meantime, Lee has their snacks and drinks ready ❤️ The man is smitten with Gaara. He is composing love songs for him as we speak. He’s also rocking dragon-print kicks (I used my own dragon design from the CNY card).

The Ninken: Ok some headcanons. All the dogs were adopted by Kakashi, except for Pakkun who was his dad’s pet before he died. Pakkun prefers to ride in his carrier than to walk in his older years. Akino, being partially blind, sticks close to his emotional support dog (Pakkun). Shiba is giving puppy eyes to Rasa in case he can get pets. Guruko being a naughty baby running between people’s legs. Bull is just chilling with his new collar—Kakashi replaced the spikes with pompoms for comfort. Uhei likes Lee best and stays close to him.

This image wouldn’t have been completed without encouragement and feedback from @egregiousderp @bayheart @urieskooki Glugchat and the good people who enable me at the KakaGai discord. Mwah love you all.

[thlayli-ra]

🥤 🔪 🪲 🐝

Hello Anon!

🥤 - Recommend an author or fanfic you love;

First one that immediately comes to mine is the wonderful @stripeydani and their incredible fic Ginger and Lime which they wrote for me! It's so hot!!! And I absolutely adored their characterisation of LA Knight - he's such a wonderfully cocky little sub who'll willingly be taken down a peg or two. Everybody, please go read and tell Dani how amazing they are!

I have also currently obsessed by Dastiel4ever's fic Simply for Fun but Certainly not for Revenge - it's just good old fashioned whump! A bunch of wrestlers get kidnapped and tormented - it's all I need in life! Especially when all of my favs are involved! 😈

🔪 - What's the weirdest topic you've researched for a writing project?

Recently, it was German dog commands (tee hee) but I've also had to research what medieval people eat for breakfast - fun fact, they don't!

🪲 - Add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here;

Ok dokey, here's a tiny snippet I've just added to the epilogue of Stray:

Punk was staring out the coffee shop window, chewing on his thumbnail when Joe came back from the counter with their order; two large cups of coffee and a piece of pie. 'This to share?' Punk's eyes lit up at the sweet treat.

'Course not,' Joe shook his head wryly. 'It's all yours. A little 'farewell treat' from me.'

🐝 - tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them;

AAGHH!!! I have soooo many!!!! But here goes!

@selamat-linting - the only blog I regularly stalk for updates because he always posts interesting things. My fellow PDS sufferer and vampire au appreciator, her comments fill my life with so much joy!

@stripeydani - hello again Dani! I reckon we would be great friends irl and go to wrestling shows together and wax lyrical about our respective favs and what we're currently writing about them!

@seasonal-depression-of-punk - I adore your art, your fics, your twisted mind! I always love it when you reblog from me with your affectionate ramblings

@d-lanx - A looooongtime sufferer of PDS - I salute you and always enjoy your Punk post-dumps!

@blowflyfag - All of my fellow Yeah! girlies (ng) mean so much to me, but you're probably my favourite!

@elementaldoughnut12 - my own little magpie, leaving me shiny gifts in my inbox every day. Your fics inspire me so much (I want to draw something for all of them and I will one day!)

@afterdarkprincess - I just fucking love your Punkintyre fics so damn much!!!!!!!!!!! So!!!! Damn!!!!! Much!!!!!!!!

@tache-noire - Most of the time you just scream at my posts and I will never not appreciate it! ❤️

I'm positive I'm missing a whole bunch of you (there's also the mutuals I'm a little in awe of and intimidated by because they're so cool - looking at you @dilf-in-peril @pepsi-maxwell @realworldchamp and @are-we-really-doing-this )

And, of course, the lurkers who go on 'like-and-reblog' sprees, so that I wake up in the morning to dozens of notifications, including but not limited to; @ramblingenzyme @xxrabiesxx @milesworld96 @wammbam @unrealunearth honestly there's too many to name but please know I appreciate you all! 😘

[naruhinamain]

"born senpai, the hottest and yet coolest naruhina supporter around, always commenting and reblogging and just being all over the sweetest person on this website/app. thank you thank you THANK YOU for every one of your sweet words! 💗 love you forever"

your favorite content from them: Your dilf fanarts hehe "Dear Born, what can I say expect for "THANK YOU"! Meeting you was one of the best decisions in my life. And to say, it all started because of one(1) ask haha May we keep vibing and being crazy and crying and laughing together, and support each other until the end ❤️"

"Thank you for being such a bright light in the Fandom, Born! Despite not being a fanfic author or fanartist, you are still very much a content creator in your own right given all the posts you relentlessly create, whether it's about a new chapter update, episode, or merch! Within a community where can be at times hard to exist, you are always a breath of fresh air. Salamat!"

LINKS: TUMBLR || INSTAGRAM @bornonthebreakofdawn

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Only three replies today, but starting with important news!

Anonymous asked:

ERIC SCHOENHEIT IS A DILF CONFIRMED!!!! DEFINITELY KNOW WHERE VIL GETS HIS LOOKS FROM!!! I wanna be Vils step parent so badly!!!!

HE LOOKS SO GOOD. HE LOOKS EXACTLY HOW I THOUGHT HE WOULD AND I AM STILL SURPRISED.

Vil’s daddy :( he really looks like him… I am so happy…

Anonymous asked:

Hello, I mean no offense but regarding your lsst post, please don't call what Jade's doing gaslighting. Jade's an asshole for sure but he isn't a gaslighter. Rook is tho, he gaslit Vil on multiple occasions in canon and it was very different from what Jade does.

You are so right, Anon. Jade isn’t a gaslighter. He would never lie or gaslight, in fact, he is the most honest boy of the cast. Just look at his genuine face. Such a smoochable face of a nice guy…

In all seriousness, I am not really sure how to respond to be honest… unless I am missing some very crucial character information? And even if I did, this is a hc post about how bad these boys get, why is it a bad thing that I called him a gaslighter? No offence, Anon; our interpretation of a character could be very much different, and I know that we are more into the “worst” side of both of the tweels that some other people, but those are our headcanons and you don’t have to agree with them. We all have our own reasons for feeling a certain way and interacting with characters a certain way, so I can only speak for ourselves. 🤷

But… what does Rook have to do with any of it? He is problematic in his own way, and we talk about it constantly: this is one of the reasons we love him so much. Just like how we love Jade for being a menace.

Anonymous asked:

I feel bad for fem!Vargas. I have G(?)-cup breasts, and I find sports bras to be super hard to find. In a normal bra, I need to use my arm for support if going up and down the stairs or I jiggle, and even with a sports bra, jumping isn't a great idea. Additionally, the sports bras tend to chafe, and when you take them off it is noticeably easier to breathe. I thankfully don't get back pains, but I still feel like I would be better off with smaller breasts. TBF, I don't get why so many people want large breasts: they are a huge pain.

That being said, you do a great job drawing them!

Thank you so much, Anon! ❤️ I am very happy to hear that you like the drawing.

Yeah, the more I try to figure out how bras work, the more I realise that there are a lot of factors that make them suitable/unsuitable depending on a person... and that big breasts lead to a lot of problems and uncomfortable aspects, so I'm sorry that you have to go through all that, Anon :(

Ironically, maybe having to deal with such a pain would make fem!Vargas' perspective on life a bit different from the original Vargas.

Who am I kidding, this is very unlikely lol

[cherryberry-sugarandspice]

Re-reading your fic on Ao3 with Dilf Miguel x nanny reader and OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! With the depression thing it got me more emotional and personal and I know it probably sounds strange but I like it more than before (right now is one of my fav Miguel fics!!!!!) I wanted to ask you something 🙏🏻 since we got Miguel to meet Minnie, what about something with Peter and Mj??? Like 4 of them go somewhere to eat or something else and then Peter tells Miguel that he can totally see how much he cares (loves) the reader by the way he looks at her and even mj shows some support to pursue the relationship with her??? I would totally love to see them be supportive for Miguel and reader 😭🙏🏻❤️

Oh yes!!

I definitely plan on writing a double date for them and Miguel and Peter talk about high school memories and how Miguel was an asshole lol

I do wanna write a foursome, where they first take the time go get to know each other better and discuss what everyone is comfortable with etc etc

But omg yes Peter definitely commenting on how Miguel looks at reader with so much love and Miguel is like SHUT UP (because he's not ready to confess his love for her)

MJ will definitely be having a talk with reader and giving her support 💕

I definitely wanna add more Peter and MJ, and maybe moments with Miguel and Peter acting like dumbasses

[hailey-murdock]

Hello everyone!

I wanna take a moment to appreciate my best friend @little-miss-dilf-lover a.ka. Alicia. Ever since she started her blog I've been a fan of her writing. Fucking love it and still do. (So jealous that she's better than me). But also I love her so much. Recently I've been having a difficult time at work and we talk almost every single day but it hasn't been like that these last few days. And she's been so understanding and not making me feel guilty at all.

She supports me, makes me laugh with the dumb shit she sometimes say. She's truly an amazing human being. She's always there when I'm ready to talk about my crushes on dilfs. But especially when I've had a bad day, Alicia always asks me if I wanna talk about it and that she's willing to listen to me. (Doesn't get mad when I say no)

That, is a true friend. I don't know what I would do without her (idc if we recently met, technically not really but still). Everything Alicia does for me I would do for her, no matter what. I'm glad I met my true best friend, Alicia.

To whoever reads this, please take a moment to send her a message just to say hi or whatever. Read her fics (which are so fucking good btw) and reblog them. She deserves more than the world. Alicia deserves everything. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. (Alicia, ik you're gonna read this when you wake up, so I wanna say, I love you bitch ❤️)

Xoxo, Hailey 💋

[sydsaint]

Below you will find my run-down and thoughts on the AEW All-In card. Before you read, I'd just like to remind everyone that these are MY opinions. If you don't like or agree with them then that's fine. But I don't want to see anyone give me hate or anything negative for what I'm about to say. If you disagree with something that's fine with me. And if you'd like to discuss said difference of opinions in a polite manner then please feel free to reply or DM me with your opposed opinions. I'm always down to talk about wrestling with other people. Thank you for your time, now let's proceeded with the run-down.

ZERO HOUR -

(Adamjf v Aussie Open)

MAX AND ADAM BEAT AUSSIE OPEN!! THE BOYFRIENDS ARE TAG CHAMPS

The whole match was great.

Max hitting the kangaroo kick and just the general shenanigans were a great way to prelude to main event of All-In.

Adam getting to be his goofy self was wonderful.

Mark and Kyle looked great as always. They are a great tag team.

Good match 7/10⭐

(Jack Perry V HOOK)

Another zero hour banger

That limo spot into the windshield was great

Jack is so dramatic, truly Christians child

HOOK looked phenomenal as always

Jack having the belt for a bit was cool, but I'm glad that Tyler got it back

I'm looking forward to seeing what Jack does next with this heel solo run

Great match! 8/10⭐

Main Card-

(CM Punk V Samoa Joe)

The Punk pop was insane. Cult of Personality is ingrained in my brain

Punk in his slutty little trunks was ❤️

Joe also looked fine as hell 😩

Match was good for what it was

I really don't care for the whole separate title that Punk has but eh

That spot where Joe slammed Punk into the bottom of the announce table was great

Plus the classic Joe walk-away spot was good

Punk supporting Trans rights with that girl in the crowd after the match was wonderful king shit

Joe should have won in my opinion but eh

Good opener match 6/10⭐

(Golden Elite V Bullet Club Gold and Konosuke Takeshita)

Juice Robinson is a little gremlin and I love him for it

Jay looked fire in the white tho 🥵

Heel Konosuke is gonna be the death of me tbh.

Ken, Adam, and Kota also looked great

Jay activated no-sell Ibushi with those chops which delighted me

Ken hit a nasty knee at one point

Juice was on some gremlin shit the whole time as he should be

Takeshita looked phenomenal the whole match I'm loving his heel run

Great match! 7/10⭐

(Best Friends with Eddie Kingston and Penta V Blackpool Combat Club with Santana and Ortiz)

Eddie being on-sight with Claudio was great

Yuta was being an evil little gremlin and I love him

Santana and Ortiz looked great and I can't wait to see them back in tag action

Jon was being mean as usual. Great stuff

Penta scared the fuck outta me when he got taken out only for him to come back all evil and hitting one hell of a ladder spot

All the chaos was great

That ending with Jon and Eddie all covered in blood next to one another. Truly two divorced husbands trying to salvage their marriage 🥺🥺

Stadium Stampede was so fun! 9/10⭐

(Young Bucks V FTR)

Kinda a lackluster match for me tbh

Matt and Nick looked great in yellow

Dax Harwood is eww

We love Cash tho

The action was pretty good tho

Bucks should have won!!

Okay match overall 6/10⭐

(Jericho v Ospreay)

Will was looking mad good

They made me listen to a live Judas performance which was ew

Props to Jericho for still cooking in the ring tho. He hit some good spots

Will was way better tho. That mfer was hitting some wild moves in the ring

Truly the Aerial Assassin

The pop for Will was so nice to hear. Tony Khan better sign him when he's done in New Japan

Plus Jericho lost so yay!

Solid match. Good spots. 7/10⭐

(Darby Allin and Sting V Swerve Strickland and Christian Cage)

Coffin matches are always fun

Joker Sting was dope AF

Darby hit that coffin drop into the coffin TWICE!!! The madman

Poor Nick Wayne got bullied again. Tony Khan leave that little boy alone!

DILF CHRISTIAN LOOKING GOOD 😍

Swerve Strickland is also mad fine 🥵.

The ending with Darby hitting the coffin drop while Swerve was in there was great

Sting you are old. Please stop making me worry about you in every match with all the insane shit you do

Great match! 8/10⭐

(Hikaru Shida V Saraya V Toni Storm V Britt Baker)

All the ladies were looking good 😍 (minus Saraya cuz no)

The disrespect of letting that despicable women Saraya not only come out to we will rock you when Emi is RIGHT THERE and letting her win??? Tony Khan will pay for his crimes.

Toni, Britt, and Shida all we're great in the match.

Saraya can't wrestle for shit and her and her racist, sexist, transphobic boyfriend are disgusting. Tony Khan you can do better

I feel bad for Shida because Tony basically used her as a placeholder for two weeks and she deserves so much more than that.

Worst match of the night but still okay I guess 🫠 4/10⭐

(The Acclaimed ✂️ V House of Black)

Casters rap was 🔥🔥 as usual

Bowens looked so happy to have Daddy Ass back

The whole place scissoring was great

HOB looked great in white. Especially my queen Julia Hart

The action was great and Billy looked good

The Acclaimed winning and the speech after was great. I'm so glad that Billy isn't retiring like we all thought

Great match! New champs! 8/10⭐

(MJF V Adam Cole)

THE DRAMA!

THE CINEMA!

Oh my gosh that match was so good

The draw had me out of my seat!!

Then Max gave Adam five more minutes this time!

Roddy came out but Adam ultimately decided that he'd rather have Max as a friend. My heart 😭

This match was so dramatic and I was eating it up lemme tell you

Adam's Panama Sunrise is a thing of beauty tbh

I can't wait to see what's next for these two boyfriends now that they're tag champs

Match of the night! 10/10⭐

Overall- Great PPV 9/10 rating ⭐

[justonemorechapternicercy]

*a smug fox* I’d like I L O V E U for the ask meme please 😌 *very proud of myself*

You are a sap, and I fucking love you, my smug little fox 🦊❤️ You can be very proud of yourself, I did not expect it and you made me smile so much 🤭

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

I don't have "guilty" pleasures. I'm not feeling guilty about any of my reading and writing materials 😌 if somebody has a problem with what I consume, it's their problem, not mine.

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

Uh, maybe once before I post them on Tumblr, but usually I just post them as soon as I write it. That's why they are full of typos and misspellings lol. But I try to correct them when I post them on AO3 - that's why it takes such a long time to post there. I just don't have motivation to reread and edit my writings and find the correct tags AND write a summary and a title 😩

O: How do you begin a story—with the plot, or the characters?

I do both. I mean, sometimes I have the perfect plot, and then I have to find the perfect couple for that plot (eg. some of the DILFS week's fics). Other times, I have the couple I want to write about, and then I have to figure out the plot itself (eg. Pocket Mortys).

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

Hm. Honestly, I don't really want to do that. Sure, sometimes I fantasize about what could happen, especially when it is an abandoned work (eg. A Change in the Weather - Kurtbastian fic), but I wouldn't want to write a sequel for other's works.

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

Wanting him, loving him. My Hera/Percy story, I will definitely write a sequel for it. Some time. Maybe. Lol xD But it will be about Hera pegging Percy 😌 that's the plot xD

U: Share three of your favourite fic writers and why you like them so much.

ONLY THREE?! That's cruel!!! Okay, but we would be here for years, if I listed everybody, so okay, I can accept the limitations.

The first one is a smug, mischievous little foxy, a menace, really, but a menace who writes amazingly. Zir stories are always so emotional, so imaginative, and zir words?! They convey so much! They grab my attention and never let it go. I could quote many of their writings, some words and sentences just stay with me forever, I keep them in my mind, tattooed in my heart. Zir writing is so beautiful, ze always use the right words at the right moments, so vivid and expressive, so gorgeous! (just like my beloved is 🤭) *sighs dreamily* 💕💕💕

Okay, then we have the amazing demon goddess Fee, whose fics never fail to bring me joy. Her stories are so sweet and fluffy and even if they are angsty, there's a guaranteed happy end and I just love that so much! She is reliable and constant in her amazing stories, and the plots are so gooooood! She made me want to be better at writing, and she is so supportive and sweet too! 💗

The third one is krsive, and oh, boy... Their stories... Each and every one hit the right spots. The plot is always so exciting, the length is so satisfying, the stories are so engaging and perfectly paced. Even the things I'm not usually fond of, they can write them so beautifully that I just can't bring myself to skip. The characterisation is on-point, the drama and angst is so delicious and heartbreaking, and the ending is so sweet and heartwarming. 😩💙

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Ask me about my fics!

[dykemd]

sksjsjdns I cannot BELIEVE the other Indian anon who has a crush on you is also from new delhi. what are the chances right? maybe we need a support group for people crushing on a certain handsome butch from brazil. also PLEASE grow ur hair out i would love to see your dilf in a romcom look 💖💖 and if u don't like it you can always cut it again

on it baby 🫡 also googling plane tickets rio-new delhi rn so i can be there for the first meeting ✈️❤️

[harrysfolklore]

omg a soon-to-be-dad!harry blurb with @/tashimrod as the face claim, i just found out she’s pregnant 🥹

one thing about this blog is that i’m going to write a dad!harry blurb <3 i really hope you like this

if you like what i post please pleaseee consider sending my a tip, i have college bills to cover and i’d appreciate the support 🤍

ask me anything | masterlist | likes and reblogs are appreciated !

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yourinstagram hi from us 🥹

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ynfan1 the most gorgeous girl ever

bellahadid Love of my life ❤️

harryfan1 she’s absolutely stunning

harrystyles I’m so, very much, in love with you x

↳ ynfan1 AWEEE

↳ harryfan2 somebody sedate me

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harrysatellite I met Harry today in NYC !!! he was really sweet and he told us he was picking up some food for him and yn 🥺🥺 we love boyfriendrry

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harryfan1 HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THAT

ynfan1 aweeee

harryfan2 i might cry

harryupdates Congratulations 🥺🥺🤍

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theharrytea Deuxmoi via instagram stories. what do you think? 😳

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harryfan1 oh god

harryfan2 we’re honestly better than to believe deuxmoi

ynfan1 it is so harmful to assume that she’s pregnant just based on how her body looks

ynfan2 this is disrespectful

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yourinstagram maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for two (literally)

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ynfan1 prettiest girl

sza lemme kiss your forehead

zendaya ❤️

harrystyles Hash brown, egg yolk. I will always love you two x

↳ harryfan1 OKAY WHAT DO THEY MEAN

↳ ynfan1 the pregnancy rumors and now this suspicious comments 😬

harryfan2 guys i don’t think they’re just quoting his song

ynfan2 is this a soft launch of her pregnancy ??

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Austin I. September, 2022.

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harryfan1 SO CUTE

annetwist ❤️❤️

harryfan2 when your love language is acts of kindness and you want everyone to know

yourinstagram 🧎💖

↳ ynfan1 getting down in one knee

↳ ynfan2 hi bestie

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harrystyles Living in a daydream (literally) x

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harryfan1 OHMYLAJSJA

billieeilish CONGRATULATIONS 🥺

ynfan1 HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

yourinstagram Surprise 🫶

harryfan2 harry is going to be a husband ??????? harry is going to be a dad ???????????

niallhoran Congratulations, mate ❤️

florencepugh i love the three of you so much 🥺💘

harryfan3 I CANT BELIEVE THIS

lukehemmings Delightful news. I’m so happy for you buddy 💖

harryfan4 SO MANY CELEBRITIES HERE HOLY SHIT

ynfan2 the fact that they used his lyric to announce it i might cry

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yourinstagram happier than ever 🤍 i can’t wait to start a family with you, h

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ynfan1 IM STILL SHOCKED OVER THIS

kaiagerber i can’t wait to meet my little squish 💘

harrystyles You make me so happy. Happiest I’ve ever been. Thank you, thank you, thank you x

↳ harryfan1 HARRYYYYY STOP

↳ harryfan2 still crying

dualipa Congratulations angels 💓

alexademie that’s my best friend

ynfan2 JUST RIP MY HEART OUT

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harryupdates “Some pretty interesting signs tonigh, there’s one that says ‘Congratulations on becoming a dilf’. Well, what can I say, I’m honored to become a dilf, I hope I don’t disappoint my very own favorite dilfs, Mitch Rowland and Nick Kroll” -Harry in Austin tonight !

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harryfan1 STOOOOOP

ynfan1 girlie got herself a funny man

harryfan2 I LOVE FATHER HARRY

ynfan2 I LOVE THEM

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alexademie real life maddy perez @yourinstagram

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ynfan1 I LOVE THEM

harrystyles Take care of my missus and baby please

↳ harryfan1 HIS MISSUS AND BABY STOP

↳ harryfan2 CRYING

yourinstagram we love you ❤️

ynfan2 she’s glowing

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Austin V. October, 2022.

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harryfan1 BABYY

annetwist ❤️

harryfan2 can you believe he’s going to be a daddd

yourinstagram we miss you 🥺🥺

↳ ynfan1 the way she says we as in her and the baby MY HEART

YN’S INSTAGRAM STORIES

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harryupdates “‘Wanna hang out after this?’ Well, i bet you are a lot of fun to hang out with, but i have to catch a plane to New York to see my fiancée and baby, yeah, did you know i’m going to be a father? I’m going to be a father next year! - Harry tonight 🥺

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harryfan1 MY HEARTTTT

ynfan1 they’re both so happy about being parents it’s so sweet

harryfan2 FATHER HARRY

ynfan2 yes go home to your pregnant woman

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Austin IV. October, 2022.

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harryfan1 BEST OUTFIT EVER

kidharpoon Ready to hop on that plane, aren’t you?

↳ harrystyles Eager x

↳ harryfan2 STOOOP 🥺🥺

yourinstagram hurry home ❤️

↳ ynfan1 this couple makes my heart burst

↳ harryfan3 yes harry hurry home to your woman

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yourinstagram reunited 🤍

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ynfan1 IM CRYINGGGGG

adele ❤️❤️

harryfan1 i’m so happy they share this with us

florencepugh um can we hang out?

jefezoff 🥺🥺

harrystyles Loves of my life x

harryfan2 imagine when the baby is born

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[alwayschoppedtaco]

summer break ll c.s.

pairing: carlos sainz x reader

warning: none

summary: summer break with carlos

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faceclaim: Taylor Hill

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y/n_l/n

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y/n_l/n back home for the summer break

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carlossainz55 gonna be a fun couple of weeks

y/n_l/n always fun when im with you ❤️

fan1 they are so cute together

ferarrifan ugh they are to cute

taylorswift have fun!

y/n_l/n would be more fun with you

carlossainz55 really feeling the love

fanuser hey god, its me again

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 she loves the books more than me

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y/n_l/n caption is a lie

carlossainz55 is it?

fanonetwo when will it be my turn

landonorris its okay mate, i love you more than books

carlossainz55 thanks mate

y/n_l/n carlando 4 life

usertwo hahah y/n being a carlando supporter is what i live for

y/n_l/n everyones a carlando fan

y/n_l/n

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y/n_l/n hottest boat driver i could find

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carlossainz stop im blushing

y/n_l/n ❤️

userfour im sleeping on the highway tonight

fanfour they really are the hottest couple

charlesleclerc eh, i’ve seen hotter

landonorris no you haven’t

y/n_l/n no you haven’t

user2two aww, carlos gf and bf defending him

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 summer break back home

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y/n_l/n aww puppies

carlossainz55 darling, im there too

y/n_l/n yeah but puppies 🙃

fanthreeteen the cutest couple 

usertwenty2 can we take a moment to appreciate how pretty y/n is tho?

userfourtheen y/n was right, carlos is the hottest 

 charlesleclerc more dogs, less carlos

carlossainz55 this is MY instagram page

y/n_l/n

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y/n_l/n new character unlocked: grill master carlos

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carlossainz55 i am the grill master, thanks for noticing

landonorris carlos is cooking? coming to spain right now

y/n_l/n better hurry

fannumber55 dare i say, future dilf?

userf13 babe wake up, a new carlos just dropped

f1fannumber5 this is incredibly attractive, no one can tell me otherwise

usertwentytwo new goal in life: have carlos grill for me

fanthirtyseven future dilf alert

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y/n_updates y/n arriving to dinner in spain with boyfriend carlos sainz

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y/nfan she so effortlessly pretty

numerf1 i want to marry her

y/nandcarlos they are so cute together ugh

carlosfan don’t know if i want to be y/n, or be with y/n

carlossainzfan they make me want to be sick in a good way

fanoffone hottest couple for real

carlos_y/n if they ever break up, love isn’t real

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Ok and because nobody has asked yet but Rayleigh with a female reader with the very first fluffy prompt, because we both know we need our slice of DILFS today! ❤️❤️

you sweet angel, i am kissing your eyes for requesting our emotional support dilf. loved every request but i was looking especially forward to writing this one. and i swear i wanted to keep it fluff and sfw but it got a liiittle suggestive? I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY

prompt: "it's you. it has always been you." w/ Rayleigh

word count: 1.4k (LISTEN it was the only Rayleigh request and i have no self-control)

It was pouring. Of course it was pouring.

You found shelter from the rain huddled against a big tree, but you still were only halfway there. Shit. Maybe you could run. You hated running. You could wait until it stops pouring. But that would mean less time spent with him...

While you were still debating your options (weaving an umbrella out of leaves, digging a tunnel with your bare hands, yelling at the sky with a raised fist to make the guys at Weatheria stop the rain), when you hear a familiar voice behind you.

"Thought I'd come get you before you plan something stupid again."

You look over your shoulder to see a smiling Rayleigh, offering you a hand. In his other he was holding a big, black umbrella. With the hood from his cloak up, his face was almost hidden, but you would still recognize him in a crowd anywhere, anytime. Your heart would.

You jump up and throw yourself into his arms, making both of you almost fall over into a puddle.

"I didn't check the weather forecast because I was in a hurry. Left my house as if I've just robbed it. I wanted to see you so bad, my mind just blanked.", you mumble against his chest, running your fingers over his collarbone down to his heart. When he invited you over to his place a few days ago, you felt like kissing the sky out of happiness, you wanted to scream from joy and excitement and also panic because what if he realized that you weren't that special?

The dark king laughed and wrapped an arm around you, pressing you closer to his chest. "Then let's get you home and out of these wet clothes quickly before you catch a cold."

Your cheeks were burning up by his comment, but he was absolutely right - your clothes were completely soaked from the rain. Before you could protest, he had already stripped off his cloak and thrown it over you. The two of you hurried home to Rayleigh's place, arms linked together while he was holding up the umbrella for both of you. Your fingers were stroking his bare arm softy. It was somehow romantic, the two of you, being so close in the pouring rain...

Rayleigh unlocked the door to his place, letting you step in first. You've been here a few times before, but only for platonic meetings or to pick something up. This... was new.

"I'll draw you a bath. You can borrow some clothes of mine while we hang up yours to dry."

God. How could he make you blush with so little words? And judging from his little smirk, he knew exactly the impact he had over you. You take a seat in front of the fireplace, warming yourself up while he heads to the bathroom, preparing everything for you. Still huddled up in his cloak, you close your eyes and sink deeper in the fabric that smelled a lot like him. How strange and yet so familiar, to be here with him.

You were almost dozing off when you could hear his voice from the other room, calling out your name. Oh, what a sweet sound. The two of you meet again at the bathroom door, where he hands you a towel and a shirt of his.

"Your bath is ready. Here's also something for you to wear." He grins. "Unfortunately I can't offer you any spare underwear."

"Maybe I don't need any." Now you caught him off guard a little, but he quickly bounces back when his face turns from slightly surprised to knowing... oh. "I'm just kidding. I brought a second pair because..."

"Because...?" Rayleigh leans in the doorframe, tilting his head a little to the side, a smirk on his lips.

"Because I figured I might need them. Now excuse me."

You squeeze past him into the steamy, warm bathroom. The bathtub was filled with bubbles and almost overflowing, it smelled surprisingly nice considering Rayleigh probably was someone who washed himself with a piece of hard soap under a cold shower for training purposes. Though the thought of sharing this warm tub with him surely sounded nice...

After closing the door behind you, you finally strip out of your damp clothes and hang them over the back of the chair standing in the corner. Before you could overthink that you were now standing butt naked in Rayleigh's bathroom, you dip into the warm water, sighing in relief as you could feel your cold bones warm up again. Time seemed to stand still.

Somehow you felt very loved, very cared for. How he picked you up so you don't get any more soaked from the rain. How he drew you a bath without asking, making sure you're warm. How he tickeled out that giggly side of yours, allowing you to just be yourself around him, lowering all your guards.

You wanted to see him.

Now it was you calling out his name, sounding like a poem out of your mouth, a melody you've only heard in your dreams. His name, a promise, a longing.

The bathroom door opened a hand's width. You could see that he was facing the other direction, making sure not to peep.

"Are you okay in there, y/n?", he asks softly, a slight smile on his lips.

"I was wondering if you would like to keep me company?" You almost disappear in the bubbles but gaze upon him eagerly. You blush a little (again) when your eyes meet.

Rayleigh takes a seat next to the bathtub on a small wooden stool. He was so close. And you were still so butt naked. Covered by bath foam, but still.

"Want me to wash your hair for you?"

You look at him in surprise, your heart skipping a beat. Nodding, you turn around in the tub a bit so your back was now facing the dark king. With arms wrapped around your legs you were sitting there, eying how he carefully took the showerhead, testing the water temperature and giving you instructions on how to lean back your head so he can rinse your hair.

He was very gentle and careful, making sure to untangle every strand of hair under his long fingers. They were rubbing soft circles on your scalp, making you close your eyes and hum a little with pleasure. He sure knew what he was doing.

You look up to him longing. He leaned over you, one hand still at the back of your head, a gesture so simple and yet so strong it almost made you cry on the spot. When he leans down to kiss you on the lips, gently, you almost sigh in relief. He put your howling, yearning heart on mute. Held it in his hands and made it melt under his touch instead. You've never felt so warm before. He smiles.

Then takes off his shirt and unbuckles his belt.

OH.

You scoot over in the tub, your back facing him, making him space even though it probably wasn't made for two people to sit there comfortably... your heart was now back on its usual drumming in your chest again. It was one thing, being in the tub covered by bubbles alone, but being in there with him...

Rayleigh lowers himself into the water, gently pulling you closer to him at your shoulders. You shiver a little under his touch, not because you're uncomfortable, but because your skin feels electrified underneath his strong hands. He pulls you into a hug, you leaning against his broad chest, his arms wrapped around your waist. You were surprised how familiar it felt to sit like that with him here, now. But something about him just made you feel calm, protected. You just knew he would never, ever hurt you.

He kisses the side of your neck gently, with love, before he whispers into your ear the words you never dared to dream about.

"When you were calling out for me, it hit me. It's you. It has always been you. I have loved and I have lost, but hearing my name out of your mouth... I wish I could just love this time. If you let me. If you're not afraid of the dark. If we can stay like this forever maybe."