#we looked at eachother like :0 and then got the hell out

[nature-played-a-trick-on-me]

btw my neighbour decided to bang on the building’s downstairs windows at 1.30 AM when I was almost asleep and terrified me half to death. i heard talking outside so i opened my window in hopes of finding out what the hell was going on and then i was met with a HI. that was not from someone who would tell me what was going on so i promptly shut the window. TERRIFIED even more and i was becoming scared that the dude had stalked me was having an episode and coming for me

u know what it was. my upstairs neighbour couldnt find his cat. i have NO IDEA why youd start banging on windows. id understand panic but theres literally a number he can call and someone would go and help him. bro i get it we all have issues but you could like not terrify everyone maybe. like i could even understand you trashing your own place in a breakdown but please dont go walking around absolutely terrifying everyone

[orioonsstar]

Whimpering and Begging | HurtNoComfort fic

(Heavily Referenced the game for this, its kinda shittily written but i tried nonetheless, plot is changed quite a bii minus the minor details.. word count is like 3800+ so be wary if you read.)

CW/TW: Major Character Death, Angst Soap dies.. i mean what... noooo....

Graves had betrayed them, and fuck did it hurt.

A voice was struggling to pull him back from the harsh ringing plundering his hearing. Soap looked round, trying to figure out who was speaking to him.

Ghosts blurry face came into view, his senses coming too-- "-Johnny, get out of there." He watched a blurry fist come down, "SOAP GO." The words were heavy on his already beating skull, fucking hell... his body twitched as he pushed the heavy body off him. 

"Ghost.." He moved to crawl to him, but Ghost shook his head "Go Johnny, run."

His heart hammered as he looked toward the barrier, he nodded back towards Ghost before pulling himself over the barrier.

"STOP HIM." Graves yelled, he stumbled forward gun shots flying all around him, most narrowly missing save for one -- a bullet shot right through him, he fell hard scraping his knees through his pants. Holy shit.

He tumbled down, falling onto his chest, the dirt was turning to mud and caused him to begin slipping down the hill. He cried out as he tumbled, his body twisted and contorted, head banging against the loose ground.

He could do nothing but take the onslaught of pain being thrown at him.

The shadows calling to eachother became silent as he slid farther and farther away, finally coming to a stop he whined.

"Shi-t," he stammered, eyes wide and filled with tears. He placed a hand over his wound and forced himself up, the pain seared through his body as he got out of there, away from the heavy fire of guns. He was crying now, barely able to breathe as blood pooled in what he hoped wasn't his lungs - god damn it this isn't how he wanted to die. 

Making it to a wall he collapsed, wincing as he pulled his hand away he rasped staring at his blood covered glove, it dripped down and onto his pants staining the dirty brown red. His ears were filled with cries of a young woman, begging what seemed to be the shadows for mercy. Groaning he reached to the comm on his chest, switching the radios until there was silence. Sure Ghost would hear him he spoke into it, "This is- shit, bravo 7-1.. in the blind..." he winced, "How copy?"

He waited a moment, no response. "Ghost, This is 7-1, do you copy?"

Letting go of the comm he felt utterly alone, leaning his head back against the cement wall. He whimpered, "fuck,, Where are you Ghost?" knowing he wouldnt get a response, but needing to keep himself talking if he didnt want to die.

Pulling himself up slowly, he stammered into the alley way, two dead bodies of what seemed to be young men lay there - stiff and covered in blood. What a fucked way to go.. he couldn't help but feel sorry for the men. Pain flared up in his chest, he lost his balance and crashed into the ground, surely he must have a concussion now. He'd banged his head so much...

Struggling to get up his comm crackled to life, "Soap-- This is Ghost, how copy?" There was urgency in his voice, Soap could barely move at this point, crying out as he crawled forward.

"Johnny?" 

Wincing hard he forced himself to his knees, the pain was excruciating sending flares all over his body. He didn't want to move anymore, just wanted to lay there and cry. His comm crackled again, "Johnny... how copy?" 

A twitch of a smile pulled at his lips, so Ghost really did care huh. 

He pressed on the comm, "Solid." It was wheezed out but Ghost didn't catch it, "Thought we lost ya." Fuckin' brits.

On all fours Johnny crawled towards a car, grabbing onto the bumper to pull himself up and onto his feet. He leaned down, Shadows moving somewhere infront of him, he could hear them talking. Graves voice caught his attention..

"2-0.. Your men cordon this area.. Yeah? If Soap, Ghost or Hassan's here, let's keep em contained yeah?" 

And to think he actually started to like Graves. 

Bodies littered the streets, it was a scary sight honestly, nonetheless Soap crawled up to a couple of bodies and sat near them as Graves passed down the road - he nearly wretched at the smell. He was best to keep out of sight though, he wasn't able to fight in this condition. He crawled between cars and next to buildings, he was trying to get to the alley way Graves came from without being spotted.

"Oww" He cried, pushing himself to his feet. He looked around the area before leaning against the wall next to the alley way entrance, Ghosts voice startled him.. had he accidentally pressed the comms button while getting up?

"You injured?" It was stark, straight to the point. 

He felt like he should hide his injuries from Ghost, unsure if he would just leave him behind knowing his condition. He groaned settling for a half and half answer. 

"Whats the difference?"

Ghost chuckled through the mic, "Life and Death." With that he was gone again, Soap screwed his eyes shut for a moment before peaking down the alley way. Three men were at the exit, moving round a car and out into the streets. He hissed lowly, "Where are you, L.T?"

"Theres a church. Im heading to it, lets RV there." There was no fighting the way he said it, off in the distance he could see the makings of a church. He hoped he could get there before he bled out. "You'll need to improvise to survive, keep it careful and maybe you'll make it."

Graves voice brought him back to reality, shit, he peaked down the Alley again, "The shadows are on a killing spree. Fucking murderers." 

"Looking for Hassan."

Soap Tsked lightly, unheard by Ghost, "Hassan and us,  i heard them."

The shadows were threatening and forcing what seemed to be the cartel against the wall, questioning them while using brute force. It was sickening. Holding onto the wall for support he moved down the alley way and behind the parked car, the street was full of Shadows. He ducked against the car, hand flying over his mouth to muffle his cries of pain. 

All he could taste was iron, whether it be from him slowly dribbling out the blood in his lungs or from the blood covered glove pressed there.. he didn't know, he also didn't wanna find out.

"Do it." Graves commanded his men, a few gun shots going off as bodies hit the ground.

Soap grunted, "fucking hell.."

Graves directed his team around the corner, "found some dirty cops, lets go have some fun with them shall we?" He spit on the ground, team following him as he walked out of sight.

Now in the clear he moved forward, Ghost crackled alive in his ear "Advise you move interior, if you're not already. It's good cover."

"Copy."

Watching down the street he moved toward into an open garage, pulling on a door. Locked. "No joy.. doors locked L.T."

"Look for supplies- things you can make tools with." Always good with advice, Soap huffed out a laugh immediately regretting it as his chest lit up like a fire on christmas. "Welcome to Gorilla Warfare, McTavish."

Gathering some supplies he came back to the door, popping it open whilst breaking what he'd just made. The heavy movement of busting the door open made him pause for a break, he leaned against a table, unfinished food and chairs scattered. Someone left in a rush..

He heaved for a moment before continuing on, he crouched around the house, he could hear women and children crying and begging for help. 

"Don't hurt my children.. im begging you.. please.." A woman cried out, a small child screaming for her mother, they continued to cry out as a loud gun shot was heard. Soap winced, knowing he could nothing to help the civilians right now. He hurried out into the living room, moving around. 

"Take the kid, get him out o' here." Graves.. fucking hell.. atleast he wasn't sick enough to hurt the kid. A shadow began talking to the child, "Let's go, come on, you're with me," the child cried, "quiet, come on... shhhh-shhhh."

Graves laughed, "oh look what we got here, more policia. Cops, helping cartels." He paused, Soap froze and covered his mouth, "Let's show 'em how we handle corruption!! Yeah-"

"Happy to, sir." 

"El Sin Nombre, will kill you for this." The cop spoke, anger evident in his tone. Graves barely chuckled, "Oh, no, no. El Sin Nombre's no beuno right now, amigo."

"He'll cut your fucking head off-" A shadow kicked his face in, knocking him to the ground. Soap winced backing up and away from the door. 

"Shut, the fuck, up!" Graves spoke again.. Soap was to close. He backpedaled towards the stairs, limping up them and into an open hallway. "No more talking." 

A guy stumbled out of a corner, knocking into a table and collapsing. 

Soap was startled to say the least, "creeping fucking jesus.." he coughed, then winced. Graves could be heard downstairs, talking to the cop.. it didn't sound all to good. The cop threatening to rip their balls off.

Swallowing, Soap moved forward, toward the fallen man, he barely moved other then to offer a weak groan. Hissing he moved round him, he moved into a sheltered little closet area -- maybe a storage room? Either way a head lamp rested on the ground, 

Graves voice was loud and clear outside, though through the ringing he barely caught the end. "...Keep your head on a swivel for these Brits.. Take 'em dead or alive.. you know my preference."

Soap scoffed, he was no brit.. he was a proud scottsman. 

He focused on updating Ghost on his predicament, "Found a headlamp... not to far away from its.." he glanced back at the dying man, "original owner."

"Good. Careful with it. Can light your way but attract unwanted attention."

"Ouwff."

"Whats the latest?" Was there a tinge of.. concern in his voice? Soap must be loosing more blood then he thought.

Speaking of, he looked down at his abdomen, stomach and chest covered in blood and then some. The latest wasn't good, not good at all. He tsked himself, to hell with it if he was bleeding out, if he was so cold he could barely feel his fingers.. it didn't matter as long as he got where he needed to. He could get help if he just kept pushing.

"Mercs are killing everything in their path." Short, keeping his own problems out of it.

A scoff, "War crimes.."

"Yeah, makes me want to commit a few war crimes of my own.."

"Tyranny. It won't stand." Ghost was a cold blooded asshole but.. he believed in the peace of civilians so.. maybe there was some good in him.

Spluttering Soap knelt down, spitting up blood onto the wooden floorboards, no more then there was before he supposed. "You think we'll get a green light to go after these guys?"

"No more green lights, Johnny. We're on our own." 

That didn't sound to good.

A short few quips later, Soap found himself prying open another door, he found himself in predicament when a caged dog began barking at him. 

"Whats going on up there?" "Dunno, i'll go check it out."

"Shit's hitting the fan right now.." He looked around the room quickly, making an escape through the balcony. He lifted himself over the fence piece, "You see the caged dog?"

Judging by how high up he was, this was going to hurt -- especially since he was incapable of properly putting himself in a landing position. He gnawed on his lip, "Big Geezer. If he barks, shoot him and repo quickly--" No remorse.. "Don't get compromised."

With a pray sent to any gods listening, Soap jumped down landing hard on his side. He gritted his teeth together, fuck that hurt... he laid there for a moment, breathing in and out trying to lessen the pain bouldering in his side and chest.

Ghost crackled through, "Gimme a sit-rep."

Once again forcing himself to stand he groaned, "Outside.. Gated Alley."

"Stick to the edges and stay low."

"Copy."

Leaning against the wall for support he moved round, trying to find a proper exit. "You may get a brag rag for this," Ghost teased, the scott huffed out a laugh, "a medal?" "Chest candy."

"Thats all rubbish." He groaned, "Well, you said you wanted a win. Congratulations, you're a winner.."

Soap smirked, resting against a wall, "Away n' bile yer head..!"

"English, McTavish.." Ghost teased again.

"Sorry sir.. let me translate.. Go fuck yourself."

"Much Better."

Silence over took the two, Soap slinking down the wall to catch a much needed break. He pulled off his vest, revealing a bullet hole that went straight through the back and out the front. "So thats how you're bleeding then.." 

He groaned as he pulled out some duct tape, supposed to use it for something later but right now... he thought he might lose consciousness. He wrapped it tightly round his abdomen, not as good as gauze but would have to do for now. He slunk the vest back over his chest, tightening it with a grumbled laugh. 

He had to keep going.

"I've set up a sniper position in the church tower. Find your way there, and you might just make it." Ghosts most comforting words.. ever. Soap had made his way to the roof tops, watching as shadows beat up and killed three cops, they were berating them for working with narcos. It was brutal to watch.

Clicking on the comms he spoke quietly, "Graves is rounding up cops.."

A response was quick, "Hes judge, jury and executioner now."

The comms crackled before turning off again, Soap sighed as he watched the final cop get his brain shot across the cobble path. As the Shadows began moving away, Soap made his move, sliding off the roof and onto the ground. He winced and grabbed at his chest, the tape was rubbing the wound the wrong way.

Moving round the fountain he picked up a bottle, alerting Ghost to what he'd found, "Good for a distraction. Make it count, Johnny."

The shadows were talking about Ghost over comms, it caught his attention only because of the last sentence. "You're right, you won't see him, if you see him you're dead already."

Soap didn't know much about Ghost, but apparently his reputation proceeds him even now.

He had to get the attention of the guard away from the exit, he gripped the bottle a little tighter. Good for a distraction. He looked around, carefully planning where to throw it. Focusing on the fence he tossed it the guard immediately turning to check it out. 

"Tossed the bottle, worked like a charm."

"Told ya.. Pay attention and you just might learn something.."

Cheeky bastard.

Pain flared in his chest suddenly and he fell forward, barely catching himself. He pulled himself behind a planted bush, squeezing his eyes shut tight and begging for the pain to go away, begging for the ringing to stop. All he could see was white, all he could hear was ringing and that is not a good sign.

He took control of his breathing, and slowly the ringing faded away until he was able to hear the guard move back into position. Shit. He'd wasted his opening because of this stupid injury. He groaned, moving to his knees and looked round the area spotting another bottle. 

Hurriedly he picked it up, he aimed slightly farther away and threw it. The guard didn't react like he had before though, merely turning in the direction and shining his light. It was better than nothing though.

Quickly Soap slid by him and into an open doorway, he grabbed another bottle as well as some wax.. he was sure it'd help later -- lord was he right, he found some chemicals and Ghost was happy to tell him how to make a smoke bomb.

"A Toxic distraction."

Soap smiled, "Sick.. I like it." As long as he didn't hurt any civilians in the process he was all for it.

Ghost was quick to quip back, "Guarantee you they won't." The teasing edge was back, replacing the serious undertones he'd been replying with. Soap made his way out of the.. shop?.. He didn't quite know, he slid past another guard and down a back alley. A dark and cold back alley. There was no way out through here, he had to go by the guard. 

Not knowing if he'd actually win the fight due to his injuries, he rested against a shop door.. Mentally preparing himself to die in a fight against a shadow personnel. Pulling a bottle from the ground he took a deep breathe, slowly moving towards the Shadow. 

"Feeling weak are you?" Ghost startled Soap, causing him to take a few steps back and press against a nearby wall. "A bit shaky-Sir. Yeah."

"Graves tried to kill us, would stand to reason if you were a little off."

Of course yes, the trying to kill them through him off but the constant pain in his chest and arm was another factor -- a factor he wouldn't bother the Lieutenant with, but a factor nonetheless. "Find a stim- it'll give you a boost."

"Yes sir."

Slinking by the Shadow again, Soap moved into another shop, he found more chemicals and a mouse trap.. that could prove to be pretty useful.

He stumbled down a hall way, falling into an open door. A dead Shadow greeted him, "Ghost, you missing a knife?.."

"Several."

Soap was a bit to excited, "Think i found one."

A little cheeky Ghost crackled through the comms, "Some of the dead shadows are.. my handiwork."

"You came through here?" His voice cracked slightly, but he covered it with a cough. "On my way to the church."

"And you left me?" Soap wouldn't lie, that kinda hurt.. almost as bad as being shot in the chest. "I'm used to working alone." Ghost, ever so heartless.. 

"So much for no man left behind." He was a bit snarky in his response, but he was hurt that Ghost would just leave him. "Just.. get yourself to the church. 'M tryna keep you alive n' get you here in on piece. One of us needs to survive to tell the tail."

That one of them seemed more, and more likely to be Ghost with how hard it was to breathe. But as always.. Soap bit through it. "Taking a shine to me then?" Trying to joke his way through the pain.

"Not in the slightest." That was more then obvious. "Still got a lot of ground to cover."

With a sigh, Soap pulled himself through a window, he moved down the alley way finding a small black box. Opening it revealed some interesting treasures... "Seek and ye shall find.."

"Whatchya got?"

"Black powder." They seemed to jump over the last hurdle, going back to how they were before. 

Soap could hear the slight smile through the comms, "Nice, this could get interesting.."

Pulling out the tape, and mousetrap Soap fashioned a homemade mine.. so the mousetrap did prove to be useful. He took a moment before deciding to tell Ghost, "a man after my own heart." It was teasing, breathless and most of all not meant to be flirty.. but it struck somewhere in Soaps heart, he bit back a smile.

"Thought you'd like that."

"You thought right."

Now smiling, he made his way round the streets, a shadow blocked his exit. Slowly he creeped up behind them, having taken the knife with him, he launched up grabbing the shadow in a choke hold and stabbing him in the neck. He threw them down, pulling the knife out and taking their gun. 

The Shadows comms were going off, asking Shadow 3-1 to respond -- unfortunately he wouldn't be responding any longer. He shuffled away from the body just as the comms crackled again, "this is Shadow 2-7, im on my way to check out 3-1."

"Copy."

Soap hurried to move out of sight, pulling himself into a nearby shop and moving out and around. He dropped his head down a Shadow moving just outside the building, he crawled out the open door and into the streets. He sprinted across the street and into another building, Ghost coming to life in his ear. 

"You'll need to go through the tunnels, keep in mind sergeant theyre flooded. It's gonna be a cold swim."

"Yes sir.."

He'd waded through the tunnels, taking out guards in his way, taking breaks when needed. All this movement made him feel like he was about to pass out, but he was so close to finishing this, to being safe. 

"I've got your back sergeant, im you're guardian angel right now, stay safe."

Soap groaned, as of current he was tucked against a wall -- Ghost was keeping watch, heat flooded his chest. He pulled out an adrenaline shot, he'd had it tucked away just for this. For when he knew he wouldn't be able to hold himself up anymore. 

He popped the lid and slammed it into his thigh, eyes rolling back as relief immediately flooded his system. Easily moving to his feet he shuffled to the door, trying the handle only to find it locked -- with a grunt he manufactured a pry and weaseled it into the door. Popping it open only to met with a Shadow, knocking him on his ass and pointing a gun at his head. 

"GET DOWN!"

It was commanding, his ears rang from the brute force of being knocked in the head with the barrel of the gun. His sight went black for a moment as a gun shot rang out, blood splattering all over him and bringing him back to his senses. 

Another Shadow moved forward and he was quick to shoot them, crying out as he pulled himself to his feet. So much for the adrenaline shot, he thought to himself. Moving out of the building, shooting any Shadows that dared come to close. 

"Holy hell.. Ghost was that you?"

"Who else?.. Now go." It was urgent again, Ghost could tell they were on bought time, if they wanted to RV they had to move fast. 

Johnny moved quick, making his way to the church, he watched as Ghost threw himself over the fence. "That'll do, sergeant."

Soap smiled, he took a second before opening his mouth, Ghosts eyes widened "Shit Johnny-" But it was to late, a bullet rang through the air. Slicing clear through the centre of Soaps neck, he collapsed against Ghost, spluttering,, "No you made it Johnny, c'mon, you made it."

Ghost returned the fire, pulling Johnny with him to behind a car, the latter was spluttering and coughing, tears in his eyes. "G-ost, p-se" He cried hard as the pain took ahold of his body, there was no saving him from this. 

"Johnny, no come on, Johnny stay with me."

Ghost hated to admit it but he'd grown attached to the Scott, he imagined they'd be good friends after this - heaven knows Ghost needed one. "Johnny.." He spoke softly, wiping his sweaty hair from his forehead. 

Heavy gunfire was upon them, and as much as it pained Ghost to have to leave Johnny he couldn't carry the body with him. He couldnt save Johnny from this. 

With a soft smile, Ghost lifted his mask just enough for Johnny to see, if he could see at this point. "You did well kid, so well." With a pained smile, Johnny went limp in Ghosts arms. He was going to kill Graves for this, Johnny had so much to live for, he was so young and inspired.. with hatred in his heart he pulled down his mask and got to work, killing every Shadow in sight.

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

3, 4, 10, 13, 21, 30 :)

thank you for the excuse to ramble and ramble and ramble about music ask :]]

3, favorite songs

oh god how do i choose. ok lemme think really fuckin hard for a sec... uhhhhhhh..... fuckinnnn..... ok.

Bad Dog by Dog Park Dissidents

DBSAC by The Oozes

Know Your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine

Guerilla Radio by RAtM

One of a Kind by Weathers

ok Im giving myself one more, this has to be at least a little exclusive of a club

It's Golden Hour Somewhere by Lovejoy

4, a lyric you like

half-joke answer: "You dont mind the sex, but you mind the gender / And I am sorry for the fact that your child is a transgender" in Ready by The Oozes, that line fucks

real answer: "We are all walking eachother home" in Family by Mother Mother. see question 30 for why this lyric fucking stabs me in the chest and squeezes the feelings out of my heart.

10, how do you listen to music

crucify me but i use spotify lmao, though if that app doesnt get its shit together soon im looking at alternatives. my familys got a group subscription, so its not like im fucking over spotify by not using it, so i just go with it lmao. i usually use airpods just cause my brother has about 4 of them (killing him with a rock) and i stole them cause my earbuds broke and the spares disappeared. as soon as im able, im moving back to wired earbuds, the audio quality on these makes me wanna cry

13, playlist name without context

nickel collection

21, favorite album

you cruel, cruel god moss, you make me choose between my children yet again. ok im choosing ONE, lemme think even harder...

ok Euthanasia by Stray From the Path. theres not a single bad song here, it ramps up into fucking Ladder Work, that song is a godamned *capstone* of a song dude. it covers a lotta aspects of why the world sucks major ass, corps, cops, half-hearted liberals, the military, and it all fits together, and it all leads into Ladder Work... ok if theres one thing you take from this, please listen to Ladder Work. this album makes me wanna kill a cop, i love it so much

30, a song that makes you nostalgic

this is on the nose as hell, but Goodbye to my Friends by Weathers. Its really reminiscent of my music taste back when I was in england, where i was before my friend group became separated across 4 continents :[ its lyrics are also really accurate to how i feel about the whole thing, moving and all that. good song 0/10 makes me cry

[bunny-n3zuk0]

★彡 ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏᴛs 彡★

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

A stupid series I decided to make at 0% sleep in my brain

Ft. @demoiselettes @taisho-era-secret @oba-and-nemis-side-hoe @holywaterforevery3ne @m5dearbri

Notes: there will be facts you didn’t know about in this.

Reminder that this is all jokes and fun and games!

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Avery: And here we see Yume and Nanako in their natural habitat. Texting eachother anything to try to make eachother happy. Yume: *sends Sabito pic to Nanako* Nanako: My hubby!! Yume: Ha ha, yes my friend.

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Nanako: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Yori: Did you just make that up? Nanako: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Yori: Nanako: A really long fortune cookie.

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Bri: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Yume: Awww, no, you haven't! Bri: So why do you keep cooking?

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Mosmei: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Yume: Yume: Why are you eating dirt? Mosmei: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Yume: Hey Mosmei, have you seen the photographer? Mosmei: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer? Yume, confused: What? Mosmei, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

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Nanako: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Yori: …What???

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Mosmei: What the hell were you thinking? Bri: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Mosmei: You released OSTRICHES!

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Yori: You spent all our money on THIS?? Avery, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Avery: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Avery: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- Yume: I did? Avery: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Yume. *walking away* Yume: Yume: Their gone Mosmei. Mosmei, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

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Nanako: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry. Avery: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid. Nanako: You have to teach Zubbue how to drive. Avery: …put the band-aid back on.

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Yume: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Nanako: You and me! Yume: *tearing up* Ok.

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Yori: So… what’s goin’ on? Bri: You want the long version or the short version? Yori, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Bri: Shit’s fucked. Yori: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Mosmei: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. Yume: Mosmei, is that legal? Mosmei: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!

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Yori, looking at a selfie of Mosmei’s: I hate this photo. Mosmei: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Yori: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Mosmei: Up to kindness.

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Yori, in Yume’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Nanako, climbing past Zubbue: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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Bri: Avery likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies. Bri: Damned if Avery didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes. Bri: Best part is, Avery wasn't even a Club Scout.

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Reminder that this is all jokes and fun and games!

I actually do have anxiety

[lochselfships]

water and bug with matt? :0

SWANNNEEEE MY GOOD PAL!! you know Exactly what's on my brain all the time i see., thank u thank u thank u tha

[Water]: What does a beach day with your f/o look like? Do you go swimming or check out the boardwalk?

Matt is essentially Just Like Me™ on a beach day... we're both too pale, so the re-application of suncream every goddamn half an hour is mandatory. Which is... helpful... because I usually forget... but he refuses to let either of us get burnt to a crisp lol.

We also both love collecting little beach trinkets!! Shells and cool rocks and little creatures and stuff :D If there's not at least ONE bag full of cool stuff we found that we have to heave back home then we've failed. Obviously. (/light-hearted)

“hey! this one's shiny! do you think it's a crystal?”

“that's just a flint stone, gorgeous.”

“ah... i see... and this one too?”

“Wha- HOW DID YOU FIND A WHOLE ASS RUBY?? IN ENGLAND???????”

If there's tide pools we might waste our time purely around there, but if not then we'll wade in the sea! And that's a LOT of fun because Matt's a complete baby about it and is very scared to go under the water. Usually I have to do it first (to show him it's fine) and then hold his hand if he wants to do the same. It's very adorable tbh nfndnfns <3

Also!! Food is a big part a the beach trip! If he hasn't prepared various snacks (he has) (they will all likely melt because he Does Not think these things through) then we'll be getting fish and chips and whatever sweet treat is nearby to sustain us! He usually tries being all romantic by feeding me himself but it's. Goofy. And silly. And neither of us can take it seriously.....

The ride home is always sleepy cause we've totally exhausted ourselves, lots of cuddling!! I lov him 💜

[Bug]: How do you comfort one another when you get scared? Is there any teasing involved?

Depends a lot on the mood and what got us scared in the first place!

Horror doesn't much effect us because we're so used to horror movie nights with the boys, BUT exhilarating things like rollercoasters have both of us shaky beyond belief.

“are you scared at all?” (← scared as hell)

“no. not at all. no way.” (← LIAR.)

“c-cool! cause... neither am I. haha.”

“yeah. haha. cool.”

“mmhm.”

*silently grabs eachothers hands as the ride starts moving*

Usually if one of us is frightened the other is too, but in particular situations it Can be a time for lots of comfort!!!

→ If Matt gets spooked and I'm around to help, I hold him close and make sure he's okay- even if it's something silly, I'll hold back any giggles to make sure he gets the proper treatment. either taking his mind off of it by distracting him with talk of his latest fixation, or if it's unavoidable simply holding tight onto his arm to let him know he's not alone. lots of kisses and praise afterwards as reward for him being so brave!!! smooch those tears away <3

→ If I get scared by something while Matt's okay it's immediate Panic™. Heightened nerves around medical stuff or a day where my agoraphobia kicks in hard? He absolutely wants to play knight in shining armour and hold my hand the entire time; holding me super close to him so that I'm basically wrapped up in his arms, constant verbal reassurance that it's going to be alright, and even if I get over my frightened state Matt will Not let go. Protective mode is kicked into overdrive. Which is impressive considering he's already pretty protective of the people he loves lolol

[candiedapplez]

I ask you all of the questions from that one reblog. Good luck/nf/j

Omg ok this will be a while then tehehehehehehhe im not complaining though!!!! Heres the questions so u can look at the questions and the answers!

1.this one is OBVIOUS!!! A-90 and Opheebop!!! DUUUUUUUH!

2.lighter. Ive never used a match before

3.ew no!!! I don't want buggies crawling in my room while im sleeping!!!! However i have before!

4. Aaaaaa ive never really gotten into that stuff so i cant really give an answer-

5. A really dark brown!!

6. Oops i did that again???

7. Well idk ive used both and they are both work really well! however i do think scrunchies are safer for your hair, i use normal hair ties more often because scrunchies are more bulky and yeah i dont prefer that, but both are great!

8. Six. I have six.

9.NONE! COFFE IS GROSS BLEEEEEEGH!!

10. Ofc!!

11. Does drawing count?

12. Good day!!!!! I havent cried yet so-

13. Not too long ago, like an hour ago actually. I had pizza! (Incase u were wondering)

14. HELL YEAH!!!

15. Nope and i never want to be 😗

16. NoooooOoOoO-

17. Nope i have perfect vision muah

18. I DONT WANNA SAY TEHE! (Sry)

19. Yea ofc!!! But they probably wont turn out good…

20. Soda…. Ive never seen or heard anyone say pop before….

21. Plushies!!!! I have a unicorn plush my old friend (we dont talk anymore since she moved) gave me for my 7th bday!!!! Yes i remember when, yes i still have it! And its in perferct condition!!! Also there was this one kid who ig had a crush on my and he gave me a basket full of stuff for valentines day and i still have said basket-

22. I have no clue what this means? I guess sensitive?

23. Love it!!!!!

24. Eating :] (and joking abt pushing each other off probably/JOKE/JOKE/JOKE/JOKE)

25. Aaaa i use all of them but i use lotion most so ig lotion?

26. Idk what to say for this one aaaaaagh

27. Like 5 i think? Ive been getting better with my sleep time!!!!

28. Not anymore, our school last year said we could take them off, however i was SO insecure about my face (still am, but not as much as before) so i would wear it every single day. If i showed up to school without one people got surprised. I stopped wearing them this year, however.

29. Hot????

30. THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLES!!!!

31. Theres a lot, i dont wanna get into it 😵‍💫

32…… is that a thing? People have favorite towels??

33. Hm my school took us on a field trip to a high school so we can see animals if that counts… (i have pictures btw if u wanna see them! We saw pigs, sheep, cows and bunny! I didnt take pic of bunny tho 😢)

34. LITERALLY EVERY SIX THE MUSICAL SONG HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS (the only ones i might mess up on are aywd and idnyl bc aywd is long and i dont listen to idnyl often)

35. Pst!!

36. Only once! My username used to have a 0 between the words (Candied0applez) but i changed it bc it made it sound like i candied no apples… but i was originally going to be called caramelapplez but i thought candied sounded better heheh)

37. The friend i mentioned earlier i met first day of kindergarden, her name is Alana, and this other girl Maya i met before kinder! We met eachother at a park and when we walked home we found out we were neighbors so we instantly became besties! (We still are to this day but she lives 30 mins away so i dont see her often-(

38. All…?

39. Sometimes!

40. Ice cream!!!

41. Empty. Coffee is gross

42. Hahahah yt, roblox and occasionally twitter!

43. HAND IT OVER BITCH!

44. Myself/j fucking donald trump 🤮👈🖕

45. NO ☺️

46. Oh god i dont watch any 🫢

47. | v

this actually was to the other girl i mentioned earlier! Maya! I found baby pictures of us when we were in 2nd-3rd grade and i showed her today!!!

48. Never and i dont plan on ever!

49. Never tried

50. GO AHEAD I GET SO EXCITED WHEN IM TAGGED IN SOMETHING AAAAA!

omg that took forever!!! Gosh i dont mind though!!! These were fun questions! Aaaaaaaa i enjoyed that tyty!

[dysfunctional-family-fight]

Propaganda for the Lucis Caelum Family

Spoilers for Final Fantasy XV

CW: murder, electrocution, suicide

"Phew boy. There’s a lot to unpack here. Let’s start with our alive kings (at least during chapter one of the game.) Regis and Noctis are father and son and Regis is the current king of the Kingdom of Lucis. Aulea Lucis Caelum is the late mother of Noctis and the wife of Regis. The dysfunctionalness starts here since well we’ve got mommy issues right off the bat. Regis also has daddy issues thanks to Mors and decides to try and give his son a relatively normal life. Leading to Noctis moving out at 15 and effectively falling out of touch with his dad because Regis is dying trying to uphold the wall and finds he has less time for his son than he thought. An unavailable father yippee. Couple that with ye good old childhood trauma and that’s one messed up 20 year old Regis sends off into the world. He then promptly dies a chapter into the game having lied to his son. The next Lucis Caelum we meet is Ardyn Lucis Caelum who in the space of what is presumably a couple of months, helps Noctis escape the wrath of another god, steals his car, stabs Noct’s fiancée Lunafreya, forces Noct’s right hand man to give up his eyesight in order to have the strength to fight him off, tricks Noct again into pushing his best friend of a moving train, manipulates said friend into killing his father/creator and then proceeds to capture and torture him, separates Noctis from his retinue and forces him to traverse the literal corridors of hell alone, while having to rely on the life draining magic ring you get free with king hood instead of weapons since oh yeah. Ardyn took them. He then tries to kill Noct via electrocution only to have his retinue save him in time on PURPOSE. Cause more trauma? They find our good old best friend Prompto who’s a clone. And then the whole gang is forced into fighting a corrupted version of Noct’s nearly-Brother-in-Law who’s begging him to kill him. Forces Noctis to confront him alone only for him to be absorbed into a magical crystal sleep for ten years. What for? Revenge of course. On his brother. Somnus! It doesn’t stop there! Long story short Ardyn was magic and healing while Somnus was a prick and a murderer so naturally he baited Ardyn into fighting him, killed Aera (Ardyn’s fiancée. Seeing a theme yet?) and quite happily killed Ardyn too when the Starscourge he’d been healing people of by absorbing it into his own body turned him into a monster. But naturally he didn’t die and so Somnus stole the throne and imprisoned Ardyn on Angelguard which is basically just a cool ass island. Ardyn and Bahamut have a chat and it’s revealed that Bahamut (who blessed the Lucis Caelums and they literally all look like him.) planned all this. Back to the present. Noctis is hanging out in Bahamut’s crystal dimension where the big man himself tells him that to save the world he has to die. So when Noctis wakes from the crystal ten years later, he knows what he has to do. And so he goes from Angelguard and summons his old friends (boyfriends), who all turned into DILFS. So yeah they go to their ruined hometown, Ardyn is hanging out there with Noctis’ loved ones’ corpses hanging from chains above the throne (lovely decor) and then they have a fight. And Noctis wins. And kills Ardyn.

Now here’s the best bit. To save the world Noctis summons all of his ancestors who are just hanging out in the magic ring (???) and guess what. They STAB HIM! THIRTEEN TIMES!!! HIS DAD IS INCLUDED IN THIS HIS DAD KILLS HIM! Just so that Ardyn can die in the afterlife too? It’s not fun and very painful 0/10 and that’s why they’re dysfunctional they all kind of want to kill eachother? And it’s all thanks to the guy that might as well be their pseudo God ancestor? Yeah fun. Also I gave all their names but collectively it just be the Lucii. The dead ones. That is."

[warpspeedgirl]

I did say no it just wasn’t what you were expecting to hear. I said I can’t help you with this today and it’s better if you handle this one yourself. It’s very clear. It is not my or the entire apartments problem to go handle something that has been an ongoing issue that you’ve been experiencing for weeks in your room as soon as you want me to, immediately. This is so so crazy to have to even explain or write down. And the way you said “it was just something for the apartment, and if it’s something for the apartment I’ll make time for it” like I don’t?? That was accusatory and manipulative in addition to your “I’m just not gonna ask you to do anything for the apartment anymore” and part of the reasons I started listing what I HAVE done. That was really low and unfair and you freaking provoked me. I told you I understood your urgency but I don’t know how else to say I wasn’t available today and couldn’t help with that. It’s. Not. That. Hard. You were INCREDIBLY pushy and it came off as extremely bratty and selfish and inconsiderate.

That’s not how someone who’s trying to understand speaks, that’s how someone who’s trying to be right speaks: and when I brought that up back in September you got quiet. 

Thats why I said when have I ever said no you to, if you really still don’t understand that. You asked me to do something I couldn’t do at the time, continued to tell me it was just one thing you needed and passive aggressively mentioning it’s an issue for the entire apartment, insinuating that I should’ve don’t your favor because it’s my problem too. You couldn’t just stop and respect the boundary you drew it out into a whole loooong ugly thing. THATS what I surprised and hurt about. 

Why do you need to even say “next time you say no I’ll understand better” what?? We’re 25 years old.

Obviously rats in an apartment is an issue for everyone. Finding out if the sound that you’ve been hearing in your room for weeks is rats or not, isn’t. Even if it actually was my responsibility to find out the answer this initial question, I couldn’t do it anyway and I said no. That’s why you needed to handle it yourself. Don’t keep coming at me with ‘I just needed this, it’s an issue for the entire apartment not just my issue, it’s not a big deal for me to ask, the case manager said it’s not a big deal for me to ask, my classmate said it’s an issue for the entire apartment, I know as much as you do the only difference is it’s in my room’ that makes 0 sense and it’s pushy as hell. Just stop

You say I know you’ll take on the things you have to do. Yeah I do know that. And that’s why you were going to have to take on figuring out what had been going on in your room. I love to help people, it’s why I love customer service careers. Don’t try to guilt me with words from third parties or convince me that I should’ve done something if I said I couldnt. If I say I can help, I can. If I say I can’t, respect that. You saying there was no reason for you to not be able to ask me to do this task. What?? How is it even getting to this point. I didn’t say there was no reason to ask. I just said no I can’t help you. Me saying no doesn’t equate to me saying you shouldn’t even ask me and like I’m making a fuss over something that’s for both of us. 

You don’t see how the things you were saying would make me feel like I need to defend myself? You don’t see how you were being unfair and that I was responding to you which I’m just not going to go through the stress of doing anymore. I’m shocked you even still went so far with everything for so long. It was really just self righteous and horrible over something extremely minimal that ended up not even being anything.

You see how that looks/feels for me?, you saying you KNOW we would’ve done this for eachother if i didn’t have something else going on after I already said no, like I would go back and do the favor otherwise? No. 

Then you told me it was just one thing Adisa. Something for the apartment. I felt that was condescending and it angered/ hurt me so I said the things I do for the apartment in response to you saying that about my boundary comment. I’m telling you how I feel and you dismiss it by going back to telling me it was “just” one thing and you didn’t understand why I said no because it was just one thing sent the message to me that you thought it was small and I’m overreacting. Boundaries exist in a ‘grey area’. There is no right or wrong boundary because boundaries are personal. I felt like you weren’t respecting that. It wasn’t “just one minimal thing you NEEDED me to do for the apartment” to me. From my Perspective it was a whole task you needed me to do for you and I didn’t want to go through the texts and do all the things you were asking me at that time I was busy. And you saying I can just tell you if it’s something that’s out my way, isn’t true. Because look at how you reacted the FIRST time I said no. You said “is it really that much?” If I said no to the chicken in the water or checking your door for hades you wouldn’t have understood me saying no either, like you say you would’ve. It wasn’t a big deal and I like helping you, so I did it. You couldn’t understand or accept why I wouldn’t just do it this time. I don’t know why you thanked me for feeling comfortable enough to tell you I couldn’t help you if that’s not how you really felt and then immediately after switched to “I just needed”. Stop. You don’t need to understand why I said no or couldn’t do it.  It was not clear that it was “just one thing you needed” and that you needed me to do it until we talked much later that night. You needed to do that yourself. And even if it was I said no. I felt like you assumed that because I was around the apartment, I was just available for you. You said you wanted to see if I could do it, and when I said no, it became evident that it was more than just you wanted to see if I could it, you thought I was going to do it and me saying no I can’t caused an entire commotion because you assumed I would just do it. You don’t need to understand why I’m saying no. You don’t need to then keep explaining that it was just one thing and you already sent all the info and I know as much about it as you do now. That is SO OUT OF POCKET AND PUSHY it’s unbelievable. Of course any person is going to react to that. Especially after hours had already gone by and even the next day you just weren’t getting why that’s rude. Idek if you understand it now. To even say the things you were saying to me at all just says a lot. That I’m not genuinely trying to understand after everything you did and I still said I understood. Really? No. I needed to start sticking up for myself especially with you. I’m glad I said no that day because it showed me more of what’s just your character. Just like that whole thing back in September. Your initial reactions to me, say a LOT. A lot.

Then says I’m bringing things up that are “besides the issue at hand” which is so freaking crazy. The issue at hand is that she asked me to do something for her that she thought was an issue for the entire apartment. I disagreed with that but even so, I said no because I couldn’t do it even if it was an actual issue for the entire apartment. She didn’t respect that. That was the issue at hand. All the reasons and excuses she gave about why she couldn’t understand why I didn’t do it and how it didn’t make sense to her and her therapist was irrelevant. I don’t understand how she didn’t understand that basic concept and I’m never going to. She then goes on to say she’s “not going to bother with that” in regards to me saying when have I ever said no to her and listing the things I have done for the apartment after she provoked me for HOURS. As if she has some sort of moral high ground and “won’t go there” but I did. I did because she was extremely pushy and couldn’t respect a simple boundary. Like really you don’t understand that? Okay we’re done then. There’s no where for this friendship to go if you can’t or won’t see your part in things. If I could go back I would just not reply to her at all because I actually think she’s crazy. Or that whole thing was crazy and it wasn’t beyond her scope of behavior to do and say all those rude things.

You don’t see how almost EVERYTHING you were saying to me was unfair and beyond pushy?? It was almost laughable when you told me listing what I’ve done for the apartment is unfair. I shouldn’t have done it but you really don’t see why I did?? Everything that happened and what you said that lead up to that?? The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

[apyrisol]

JJK VOLUME 0

ur gonna have to ignore any weird lighting/blurriness/bad quality in the pics. i originally took these for my friends n didn't put any effort into em lol.

long ass post under the cut

the little character bio things were a big reason i got the set, i fucking love extra information. rika being somewhat devious as a child is rly funny to me considering what she becomes

i wish i'd have gotten a better pic of it now but INUMAKI HAS FANGS AND I THINK THAT'S SO SO FUCKING NEAT CONSIDERING SNAKE EYES AND FANGS ARE THE INUMAKI CLAN SIGIL OR WHATEVER!!!! ily toge he's so cool he's so fun i wish we saw more of him

geto looks like such an off model cunt in his first appearance (first 2) it's so jarring. like later on in the last chapter or 2 of vol 0 gege seems to get the hang of his design but comparing these first appearances of him compared to how he looked once jjk had been going for a bit (img 3) you can tell something's off about him.

gojo i don't know how to tell you this buddy but you've let him walk away before. he knows he can get away with it again because he's him and you're you. he knows you'll see eachother again inevitably so he gets to leave as long as things are as they are. also it kinda looks like he was making a move for his ass here 😭 just thought that was funny

cat interlude, he was chillin w me while i read ♥️ this is Griffin 4 anyone who's never seen my boys before

geto what the fuck did you do to that poor girls leg gah DAMN!!! this part has always been curious to me bc what the hell is he doing here. ik this was before jjk was being serialized so sometimes you gotta take shit w a grain of salt but it's so interesting. is he just able to use rct? would he have been copying ieiri's technique since it's on others? i know he copies inumakis technique here without consuming part of him like is required later on in thee shinjuku fight i think but when would he have met shoko even.. im sure this is just a case of retconning but it's sorta fun to poke at at least.

i will never ever ever be normal about the hasaba twins. geto snapping finally because of the fucking state these poor girls were in drives me nuts, those are his daughters bro... ALSO I WISH WE COULD'VE SEEN MORE OF MIMIKO AND NANAKO'S TECHNIQUES RAHH I THINK THEY WOULD BE INTERESTING!!! im sure from what we've seen that nanas has something to do with photo manipulation but is it limited to pictures taken by her phone? what about photographs from a camera? what about videos? who can she target with it? what's her range? aaaagh so many questions that'll never be answered.. and mimi unfortunately we never see hers used other than the threat of hanging. in my head it's a sort of voodoo doll technique but different from the stuff nobara does. haven't thought too hard about what exactly the parameters and effects of her technique would be but that's my baseline theory for what it is.

small little thing but I NEVER NOTICED CURSED SPIRIT RIKA HAS THE SAME MOLE CHILD RIKA DOES THAT'S SO FUN!!!

and finally, we have gay people. i am never ever ever going to be sane about this fuuuucking ending bro. "it's called trust" "i didn't realize you still felt any connection with me" SHUT UPPP IM SO ILL!!! geto not even realizing how much he probably fucking hurt gojo when he left. the way they're still able to make light banter despite how grim their circumstance is. geto fucking BLUSHING after gojo says his final piece (i know there's that one interview that says he says something embarrassing/smth that'd make you self conscious but we all know what i think he said im sure). MY ONE AND FUCKING ONLY GOJO I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEE IM GOING TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF MY TAIL!!!!! they make me so ill for no good fucking reason lawd.

im already having a lot of fun rereading even though i only read the damn prequel volume so far lol. expect to see these posts as i make my way through the next 21 volumes then probably as i finish my reread digitally for the volumes not out for english print yet 😁

kinda liveblog thread incoming soon. i bought an almost complete set of the jjk manga (it's only missing the 2 most recent english releases, vol 22 and 23) so even though ive already read it all once and watched the anime+movie plenty of times now here are new things im noticing and random stuff i have to say 😁

[mrvlbimbo]

I just know that bimbo! reader is the mom that all the kids teachers and friends have a crush on 😭 like when the triplets are in elementary and she goes to pick up the boys by herself I know the teachers be trying to flirt with her. Or the boys friends always wanna come over and talk to their momma LMAO

Aaaaand the trend of every man and woman in Hawkins’s being in love with her continues.

<3 She’s always alone when she picks up the boys because Eddie won’t go with her (He’s worried his kids will be bullied bc of him)

<3 So she goes by herself and people assume that she’s single because her kids go to a private school outside of Hawkins and the ppl there don’t rlly know her and Eddie

<3 Her kids are rlly friendly (they take after her in that way) and they make a lot of friends

<3 And one of these friends has a single dad :0

<3 He thinks he’s being really cool and sneaky abt it when he asks if he and his son can come over so their kids can have a play date

<3 she’s like “oh great, we have a pool btw.” And maybe she winks just a little, because she has a habit of winking at the end of a conversation for no reason.

<3 but this dude totally thinks he’s going to get lucky with her

<3 Her, being the oblivious sweetheart she is, goes home super excited and tells Eddie all about it and he’s instantly like “hmmmm. Sounds fishy.”

<3 when they arrive she practically skips to the door, Eddie close behind her so he can do his protective husband shtick.

<3 She can barely open the door bc he’s got his arms wrapped around her waist and he’s kissing all over her neck.

<3 (with no malice) she swats him away and asks him to grab drinks

<3 she opens the door with this big smile on her face greeted both of them with a hug “oh hi Roy!”

<3 She leans down to talk to the kid “hi Johnny, the boys are in the sunroom. I’ve got some snacks in there if you want.”

<3 the kid brushes past her and into the house, she hoped he would be able to find his way around.

<3 “big house you got, must get lonely.” It’s so clear he’s trying to size up if she has a husband, glancing into the house behind her and then to her fingers to look for a ring.

<3 he’s met with the sight of an array of rings on her hands, any of which could be a wedding ring.

<3 “it’s a big family. You need a lot of space for three boys,” she replies, completely oblivious to his motive.

<3 “and more on the way if I can help it.” Eddie sneaks up behind her, slipping an arm around her shoulder and reaching out to shake Roy’s hand with the other.

<3 to an outside viewer it seems perfectly friendly but on the inside Eddie is seething at the way this guy is looking at his wife

<3 “did you get drinks, baby?” She askes, giggling when he kisses her on the cheek.

<3 “mmm. Forgot,” he murmers, hiding his face in her neck to avoid her gentle scowl.

<3 she goes to fix the drinks instead, knowing Eddie likes the way she makes them better anyways.

<3 this leaves the two men alone to subtly glare at eachother.

<3 when she gets back they instantly straighten up, mostly because they don’t want to make their growing feud obvious. But also a little bit because she had changed into her bikini

<3 it’s a small pink number with a sheer skirt attached to the bottom, which does nothing to cover her ass even if that was maybe the intention.

<3 “fuckin hell babe. Lookin good.” He practically growls, pulling her into an intense kiss. Their lips smacking together for far longer than was appropriate in front of company, especially with his hands ghosting down her sides to grab a handful of her ass. “Bring my drink out to the pool, I’m gonna go get changed.”

<3 when he gets back, in all of his ratty band tee and black board shorted glory he’s upstaged by his wife’s new friend, very much shirtless and very much ripped

<3 he’s got that like that silver Fox 6-pack and biceps the size of Eddie’s head and he just kinda shrinks back and sits down quietly

<3 “Eds baby, take your shirt off you’re gonna get a funny tanline.”

<3 “oh I don’t want to take away from the main show,” he scoffs, gesturing at the man in the pool.

<3 “but babeee. You’re so sexy shirtless,” she whines, grabbing at the hem of his shirt.

<3 he hesitantly peels the shirt off, tossing it down on the patio. “next to that guy I look like a scrawny teenager,” he huffs, crossing his arms over his now bare chest.

<3 “Eds. I love the way you look.” She gets off her chair and crawls into his lap, her warm skin pressed against his.

<3 “I know baby. It’s just…when I look at you and then look at me… I can’t help but think you deserve someone who looks like that.”

<3 “Eddie, you’re my husband and the father of my kids. I don’t want anyone else, I never will,” she assures him, her fingers clutch at his chest as she slowly drags her lips against his.

<3 “mhm.” His fingers are needing at the flesh of her hips, almost enough pressure to leave bruises.

<3 they pull away from eachother when one of their kids yells “ew gross, leave mommy alone.” (They’re very protective and anti-pda)

<3 she lies on his chest, tracing his tattoos (her favorite is the one of her name right above his heart)

<3 the soft touch mixed with the fact she’s barely wearing anything is getting him embarrassingly hard

<3 “hey Roy. Can you watch the kids for a sec we got uh… laundry emergency,” he yelps out before picking her up and toting her into the house.

<3 in his defense they do fuck in the laundry room so he wasn’t completely lying about that part

[alexjcrowley]

James Bond/Sherlock BBC crossover

John, James and Greg go along way better than Sherlock, Q and Mycroft.

James took a little while to fit in the Holmes's partners secret little club, but John and Greg are nice guys.

They were kind of excited to meet a double 0 agent, but Greg was a bit worried he'd a pretentious asshole. He himself works in security, some of his superiors act like they have the most important job in the world (they haven't, he is dating Mycroft Holmes, trust him) just because they're a step above him in the work ladder. He wouldn't be surprised if James was like that. He is part of this legendary secret team AND he is dating a Holmes, his self esteem must be high.

John is less worried. First, because he is more excited than everything else (an 00 agent, he thought they were a myth!), second, if this mysterious brother Sherlock just pulled out of his deerstalker hat is anything like the Holmes he's already met, he wouldn't go for a some egomaniac who thinks he has the weight of the world on his shoulders and acts like he's better than everybody else. If he and Greg are any example to go by, this James should be a pretty alright mate.

And, turns out, he is. James is a nice Scottish fellow. Lovely to get a pint with. Down to earth, really. He says he's been told he's not easy to deal with, not very sociable...Greg and John look at eachothers and laugh. After meeting a Holmes, you gain a new understanding of the word "unsociable". John let a few questions of James's work slip, he is just too curious, but before James can come up with any answers that sound less threatening than "If I told you, I'd have to kill you", Greg chimes in.

"The coffee, how do they make it at your workplace? Our coffee machine at the office sucks."

James gives a small, grateful smile.

Greg takes another sip of his beer "Married to Mycroft Holmes, you learn what questions you can ask to make small talk without risking to be moved to Alaska."

James and John ends up talking about the military service. They both haven't done that in a while. Different duties, but it's nice. James didn't leave the field, in a way, John says he didn't either, in a way. What he and Sherlock do is unbelievable, says James, they just let you run off and do your thing? No rules, no consequences?

"Well, thanks, Greg" says John.

Greg gives him an eyeroll "I'm too good, I know."

James wouldn't have expected it, Q is...very fond of rules, let's say- well, yes, made some exceptions for him, but that's a different thing- Sherlock apparently just does whatever the hell he wants.

"Trust me, he's not easy to follow, I'd say you got lucky with someone who keeps his head on his shoulders."

"I'm afraid I'm the one who's not easy to follow between me and Q."

James is surprisingly more humble that you'd expect.

He doesn't look down on Greg's job, as the inspector feared. They're still part on the same line of work, part of the machine. They talk about that, too, and coffeemakers.

"Mine makes a wicked espresso...I'm not sure you can...pass by my office, but you can pass by an office I'll be in and you can try that, you really should." says James.

"Bet you 10 pounds Sherlock will find a way to break into your real office for that espresso." says John.

"Bet you 15 I can have Mycroft lend me his card he uses to get to places- listen, I don't even know what that thing does exactly- and I can walk right to your desk without any problem whatsoever"

It's a deal. God knows what will happen.*

James keeps staring at Greg.

"What? Got something on my face?" he asks.

"Mycroft Holmes, really? How do you even- he is not just- he literally is The British Government, that's how we-"

"I know, I know. He has a reputation." says Greg.

"The Iceman." echoes John before taking a sip of his beer.

"He's not that icy." Greg can't help a smile "I guess you too...you're a double 0, people probably assume you too are...hard as nail, cold as ice...Q must have-"

"Oh, no, no, no." James stops him "Yes, I'm known for my...devotion to the job, but Q was...I get the job done, I do what they tell me to do, Q is the one who'll break your eardrums if you don't come back with all of his gadgets. In one piece."

"Something tells me you're talking from experience" says John.

James chuckles.

"He seems less... cold than Sherlock and Mycroft..." James begins, not wanting to sound rude.

"It's fine." says Greg, waving a hand dismissively.

"But it still took a while for everyone to realize there was something that could make him happier than seeing his inventions at work. He doesn't like 00s, we are like children playing and breaking all of the toys he made with such care. I'm the exception. By which I mean he likes me, I still break his toys."

It's a nice evening, really. Sherlock, Mycroft and Q are somewhere arguing, probably, trying to establish who has the biggest list of of achievements, at eachothers throats, if they're lucky no one is threatening to not show up at Christmas, yet.

"Okay, amongst the stuff you can tell us about, what's the coolest thing you've ever done in your job?" asks John.

"That I can talk about...meet the Queen, I'd say." James sports a proud smile.

"Oh, I've done that" says John, quite surprised.

"Me too, met her for tea. Mycroft said she insisted he introduced us."

James stays silent for a moment, then all three burst in laughters.

"No way you can surprise a Holmes- or someone dating them." says Lestrade.

They come at Baker Street, they're all a bit tipsy, but laughing and joking like old friends.

Mycroft, Sherlock and Q are not surprised.

*I had so much fun writing this, I may write their whole breaking and entering in James's office if anyone's interested in reading it, let me know! (in the comments or if this gets enough likes that I think "okay, like more than 3 people would read this")

[danganimagines]

can i get a scenario where shuichi and his s/o get into a fight during a class trial about who the culprit is and everyone is like :0

Tw -> curse words, Ka/de, M/u

Well this is really interesting, and i pick chapter one. I hope you are okay with that Anon.

After finding out the truth, that Kaede was the culprit. Everyone was bewildered, exept for others like Korekiyo, and Kokichi. But you didn't exactly believe that, Tsumugi is the most suspicious and they all picked Kaede?? Bullshit

"I don't exactly believe that!"

Break!

"What the hell everyone? Did you all need to check Shirogane-chan's alibi? I mean, she literally went to the bathroom and you all went and gang up on Akamatsu-san?" You yelled, making a argument

"What S/O? We all had the evidence that's she's... the c-culprit.." Shuichi argued back "Where's your evidence on why Sh-shirogane-san is the culprit?" You were stumped already but, you didn't give up. Not yet, you had to find the culprit before you all get executed

"First off, Shirogane-chan went to the bathroom. It's possible that she killed Amami-san with that kind of alibi." You went and stated the obvious ones first, and you remembered the blood from the crime scene. With a shaky breathe, you went and "Shuichi, why haven't you talked about the blood in the crime scene? I mean, it's abnormal isn't it?" You said, even though he's the ultimate detective he's.. not talking about the blood stains "unless he's the culprit and he wanted, us to vote it wrong because he was the terrifying mastermind!" Kokichi barged in the argument, but he's siding with you actually. The blood stains doesn't make any sense whatsoever to him as well

"It doesn't make sense for Shirogane-san to be that quick, the library and the bathrooms are clearly far away from eachother, and me, Akamatsu-san, Momota-san, and Chabashira-san would have to had seen her leaving for that so to support the evidence of your argument S/O." He hesitantly spoke, the people in the trial are just watching yiu two fight about who the culprit is, half of them believes that it is Kaede, and half of them believes that it is Tsumugi. But.. maybe he was wrong all along? Did Kaede thought she was the culprit? Is Tsumugi the actual culprit? How..? Is S/O right? Was he wrong all along? H-hu-

"Shuichi!"

...?

"Akamatsu-san?" Shuichi snapped out of it, everyone was getting confused "Who's the culprit for fucks sake!?" Miu yelled, frustated "It's either, Akamatsu-san or Shirogane-san... but i firmly believe that it is Shirogane-san that killed Amami-san.. However, that is my belief..." Korekiyo stated, being weird as always "gghhaaaaaa! Why did this have to happen! Explain Shirogane-san and Akamatsu-san!!" Kaito yelled out at the two "Geez.. This is annoying.." Ryoma sighed "I-It can't b-be plain me! I plainly wouldn't k-kill people for my sake!" Tsumugi plainly said, panicking "It's me everyone!" everyone snapped out of it, looking at Kaede, some surprised. She's the one who led the way for them.

"It's me S/O.. I killed Amami-san, Saihara-san is right." she smiled softly at you "..Why?" "I thought he was the mastermind, he's really mysterious.. That's what led me to be suspicious of him. I taped the camera really bad on purpose to make the mastermind go to the camera so.. We can get out of here, however.. That didn'/ really happen now did it?" Kaede explained, outing herself as the true culprit. You were quiet, you were wrong all along?

"S/O and Saihara-san. Please apologize to eachother, and i'm sorry to you all.. I was useless all along." tears streaming down her face "..y-yeah. Sorry Shuichi, i didn't mean to be rude, i hope you can forgive me.." "it's the s-same for mw too S/O.." you two hugged eachother "Kekehehe.. forgiveness between S/O's... This is beautiful..!" Korekiyo said, being creepy again "Shut up dude, your being creepy again..!" Kaito screamed at Korekiyo "..You all know what it is right!?" Monokuma yelled, excited since Kaede's execution is about to begin.

"You all can't lose to Monokuma! And promise me that you all will become best friends when you all get out of here!" Kaede yelled, sobbing "Affirmative." K1-b0 nods at the promise "I will do my best and fufill that request Akamatsu-san." "and S/O and Shuichi, please promise me that you two will defeat this game. Defeat the mastermind for me." Kaede smiled, you and Shuichi nodding.

"the ultimate pianist, Kaede Akamatsu! Will be executed shortly. Let's give it everything we've got! It's PUNISHMENT TIIIME!" Monokuma yelled with excitement, before pressing the button.

Kaede Akamatsu has been found guilty, time for the punishment!

...

After her punishment, you all watched there. In horror, brutal..

Half of the people here sobbed, half of the people stayed quiet, traumatized.

Bonus because i always add Angst

After you all went to the dorms, well thought you all went in the dorms.

"Monokuma, please plainly come here." Tsumugi commanded "Hey! Whassup?" Monokuma popped out off nowhere "We may need to plainly rewrite the script, we need to plainly kill S/O. They are too smart for this game. I almost got plainly killed!" Tsumugi yelled, it's good since the rooms are sound proof "Puhuhuhu, too late! the story will progress without any rewrites! So good luck.. Mastermind!" Monokuma dissapeared before Tsumugi could command him to do so "..i'll have to do it myself then."

Well this was long. Sorry for the wait Anon, i hope this is okay enough.

-> Mod Maki

[fandomgodmother420]

Okay so I saw

This post ^^

And I was like

Wait wait wait okay okay hang on wait a damn minute-

Because this is cursed rite we all know this is cursed but somethin about it got me thinkin it got me thinking quite a lot and it’s the idea of Callahans character being deaf and like obviously the way it’s done here is bad but it got me thinking okay well what if you did it well? What if it wasn’t garbage? What if it became a super important part of the show?

I think I have a new favorite au now?

Okay listen listen let me explain right-Callahan would still be a side character to the side characters but first things first he’d talk using sign language and literally the first thing that he signs when people try and talk to him is that he’s deaf. He also wouldn’t be able to understand people who talk to him, they’d have to either sign, write something down, or be super expressive. (Ik a lot of deaf people read lips but I feel like in media with deaf people almost all the time they like fully rely on lip reading and their almost superhumanly good at it and idk I think it would be cool for a deaf character to just not lip read-hardly ever) so now the fact that he’s deaf isn’t just something that you can drop in interviews for brownie points. Still, he’s hardly ever there and he’s not really a part of the story and that’s just kind of annoying and for a while it seems like that’s just how it’s gonna be, just one background background deaf character who’s pretty cool but who we almost never get to see...

But the explosions that went off during the pogtopia manburg war where pretty fuckin loud

And Quackity was right on top of them. He might’ve lost a cannon life to them-it’s kinda up for debate but for the purpose of the au we’re gonna say he did, because losing a cannon life affects your body. Your body changes to suit how you died-you get scars from losing a cannon life.

Here’s where it gets good

One of the next episodes post war is 100% Quackity focused and he wakes up in a bed and he’s like welp lets just hope I’m not as bad off as Tubbo was. There’s no rustling noise when he moves the sheets and blankets to look at himself, at this point the viewer might realize there’s no music in the background either, there’s no ambient noises from outside. Quackity sees he doesn’t have visible scaring anywhere and he’s like that’s weird but good for me? I guess? He walks outside and his footsteps don’t make any noise. Tubbo runs up to him and starts talking-except he’s not making any noise either. His mouth is moving but there’s no sound coming out of it. Both quackity and the viewer are currently experiencing what’s going on in 100% silence and Quackity starts to panic. A scar would’ve been fine, a limb he can live without, but this??? He can’t hear! He can’t hear anything! Fuck is he supposed to do now?

He runs to Sapnap and Karl, they’re not dating yet but they make him feel safe and he doesn’t know where else to go or what to do and Sapnaps like “I know a guy” but neither the audience nor Quackity hears him say it. His mouth moves but again, no sound. Nothing. Still he makes it clear that he has an idea and that he’ll be right back. Mans fuckin books it to Callahan and after a bit of frantic gestures and sloppy sign language because ya know of course Sapnap did try to learn sign to talk to Callahan at some point he just doesn’t practice nearly enough, Callahan comes over to Quackity and starts teaching him and Karl ASL and gives Sapnap a much needed review course.

That’s it. That’s the episode. An entire episode that’s 100% silent with no subtitles, that’s just Quackity learning how to function without being able to hear. In the places where Callahan can’t help Sapnap and Karl come in. Tubbo gets in on it too since he’s deaf in one ear ever since the festival. (Quackitys like damn cheif I didn’t even kno that and Tubbo admits to thinking it was just him being in shock for a long time until a bee flew around his ear for 20 minutes straight a week after the festival had happened and he didn’t know it was there until Tommy asked if he was gonna name it.) Quackity learns how to talk when he can’t hear himself speaking, how to read lips, what music is like when you can’t hear it, how to speak sign language, all that jazz.

One of the things about being deaf that scares the shit out of Quackity is not being able to hear people sneaking up on him and Tubbos like “oh you need a spotter” and Quackity makes it clear that he has no idea what the fuck that means. So Tubbo explains “a spotter, I don’t know if they actually have a different name but I call them that cuz they cover your blind spot. They’re like your eyes and ears where you don’t have any. That way nobody can sneak up on you.” If the audience is particularly observant they’ll realize that ever since the festival Tommy has always stood on Tubbos right, witch is where Tubbo had gotten scarred. (Later on after Tommy’s exiled Quackity and sometimes Fundy become the ones to cover Tubbos right, but Tubbo is more clearly on constant high alert than he used to be. On a few days like the one before the capturing techno and the one before the second festival he’s straight up jumpy and he hates it) So Quackity of course has a lot of questions is this is pretty important. “well how do I know who I should get to be my spotter? Do they need like training or something? Should I just get a service dog? ???” And Tubbos like “No. Well-maybe that’s the proper way to do it but I’d just go with someone I trust my life with-whoever makes you feel safest, go with that” and Sapnap and Karl start laughing like idiots because Quackity IMMEDIATELY grabs them-like Tubbos barley finished his sentence and Quackitys like ah yes

The hardest part is preserving Quackitys ability to speak Spanish, because he’s the only one who knows it so Karl Sapnap and Tubbo can’t tell him weather he’s pronouncing it right or not and none of them know Spanish sign language. Hell Karl and Tubbo didn’t even know Spanish sign language existed until that day. After a bit of panicking Sapnap is like “wait I know a guy” and Quackity can actually tell what he’s saying this time. (Woo parallels) So sapnap and Co. go to George who’s king now and has access to all of Erets king stuff. Turns out Erets castle has a whole shelf of translation guides for different languages and their sign language counterparts. She kept them for diplomacy reasons. It’s much harder to learn without Callahan teaching it, but progress is made and the gang decides they’ll keep working on learning it together. There’s still the problem of Quackity not being able to speak Spanish though, they end up going with does Quackity sound like how he normally does rn? for figuring out if he’s pronouncing things right. Karl and Sapnap are surprisingly good at being able to tell.

But here’s the best part rite:

So after this episode Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Tubbo, and obvs Callahan all know sign language-they don’t all know it perfectly nobody’s gonna master it in a day but they’re working on it. And so now in later episodes in addition to the gang talking in sign language a lot when they’re the focus of a scene, you can make them talk to eachother in sign language while other stuff is going on!! No subtitles to translate or draw attention to it, some people might not even notice its happening, but if you watch them you can see them signing to eachother. You could add so many convos and lore and secrets and the best part is if the audience wants in on it they also have to learn sign language!!

Literally just-oh my god it would be the coolest thing okay like immagine:

Ranboos doing his dramatic speech to everyone. Y’all know the one-the one before doomsday after Tommy gets out of exhile. So like Ranboos doing his bit and Fundy and Nikki are arguing with him and :0! what’s this? Look in the background and Tubbo and Quackity are signing to eachother, Quackitys angry and Tubbo is somehow angrier and you watch them more closely to see what the hell is going on and realize (with your sign language knowledge)-they’re fighting about executing Ranboo.

LIKE HOW FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE HOLY SHIT

Anyways I have so many headcannons for this now I think it’s the coolest thing if there’s like a tag? Or something? For this thatd be so fuckin cool if there isn’t I feel like I should make one but idk what to call it ion know man I just think this is poggers as hell. To think it all sprung from someone making a DreamSMP as a garbage riverdale show joke

[sopfr3]

Prank gone wrong?

BNHA x gn! Reader

In which the bakusquad and Y/n prank bakugou, but it goes wrong in so many ways.

Warnings: cursing, Y/n having a little crush on everyone 0.o (that hoe), maybe OOC characters?

[[stupid decisions start......

NOW]]

"im sorry, bro. but I can’t risk it.” Kirishima said, shaking his head in shame. I sighed, knowing if he said no, everyone will follow with him.

“come on kirishima! you’re supposed to be the dwane johnson of the group,” i tried convincing him. Currently, I’m trying to convince the bakusquad to prank Bakugou, because he did something real dirty to me

“Oi, airhead!” Someone yelled to me. I turned around and saw Bakugou standing at one side of the door turning his head to the left to show that he found something.

“whatcha need, my man?” I said, pointing my fingers out and making little guns. “pew pew, right?” He just gritted his teeth and bit down a snarky remark. “do it for the vine,” he kept on repeating to himself quietly.

“you like the Backstreet Boys, right?” He said with a smirk plastered on his face, knowing all too well of my obsession.

“like them? i LIVE for them! i mean, have you seen them? i’d turn down even todo, my beautiful babay, for them. wait, are they here?!?! bitch, move!” I said, running faster then Kaminari saying something stupid. Already, I’m gasping for air, even if I’ve only been running for a few seconds. But the time I reached the door, I realized that Bakugou was acting a little too noice, and that he also had his phone out.

But I noticed too late, and there was that clear stuff people use to put on for food right in front of my face, and my face went right up against it. Since that happened, my body went straight forward, leaving my head behind, and making me fall. I could hear Bakugou’s laughter in the background, and he’s having trouble breathing from how much he’s laughing.

“if you don’t start running, you’ll have another reason why you won’t breathe.” I said, still laying flat on the ground. I could hear his laughing stop, but he just walked over to me, crouched down, and started talking.

“that’s what you fucking get for putting foot cream in my moisturizer, dumbass.” He half yelled, half said. “what? you don’t get the reference?” I said, still trying to catch my breath because I’m out of shape. Then there was a silence.

“...”

“...”

“now you pay for your sins, okay?” I said, but before Bakuhoe can say anything I tackled him on the ground, so I was on top of his stomach

“YOU HOE!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE OF MEETING MY DREAM BAND— no, I kNEW I HAD A CHANCE BUT YOU FOOLED ME!!” I yelled, while shaking his collar of his shirt with my hands. He started yelling his own insults while trying to get me off of him, but I wasn’t planning on getting off anytime soon because we’re talking about tHE BACKSTREAT BOYS!

“get off me, you crazy bitch!”

“oh, you haven’t seen crazy yet!”

“h-hey Y/n’s- A-AH, sorry!” Someone said, making me stop treating Bakugou like he was a rag doll and turn around, seeing a blushing Izuku. “oh, hey Izuku!” I said, waving to him, but Bakugou took this moment to shove me off of him.

“i-i’ll leave you g-guys to it,” Izuku said, running of to wherever, then hearing someone yell, ‘get some’ to Bakugou. Then I facplanted.

“yeah, I still need to tell the poor cinnamon roll that I was trying to kill Bakugou. but, that’s the reason why I need your help! we’re doing him a favor, if anything.” I said, sweat dropping. I see Kirishima blushing, then I pinch his checks and say,

“Don’t worry, you’re still my favorite shark boy.”

“idk about you guys, but count me in!” Kaminari said,

“did you just say I don’t know in—”

“shhhhshshhshshhh.” Kaminari said, shoving his whole hand on Seros mouth, but then Kaminari pulled away quickly when Sero licked it. “that’s straight up nasty, dude.”

“Kaminari, I don’t know if it’s a good idea—” Mina started, “Mina, yes, it’s a very stupid idea, but with a great outcome!” I started, then they all shhhhhhed me because we’re all in the dorms, standing outside of the spawn of Satans door. “okay.” She said, shrugging, “we’re all going to die someday, and it’ll probably be by Bakugou anyways,”

“that’s the spirit!” I said, clapping my hands together, but the two people who actually had common sense were still on the edge about it.

“i’ll pay you guys $50.”

“deal.” Sero said. “wait, but I want $50,” Kaminari whined, “shhhshhhshsh, we can’t always get what we want, Kami,” I whispered, patting him on the shoulder.

“that’s not very manly, Y/n.”

“well, you gotta do what you gotta do, ami right?” I said, but they just left me hanging.

Then I pulled out the trusty black sharpie marker that I always keep on myself, even though I tell Aizawa otherwise.

“okay guys, this day will forever go down in history as the stupidest death, got that? okay.” I said, starting to open the door. “Wait!” Sero yelled, holding out his hand. And I thought that he had common sense. Everyone looked at him and gave him the are-you-serious look. “we need to name it.” He said, pointing to the weapon. “hmmm, I approve.” I said, then I hold out the marker on my hand. “okay guys, we gotta-”

“satan,”

“jesus,”

“benjamin,”

“mark.”

“what kind of name is Benjamin?” I asked to whoever said it, then Kaminari replied. “i dunno, isn’t he the one who invented it?”

“huh, that name doesn’t seem so bad now.” I said, “benjamin it is then.” As I said that, I pointed the marker to the sky like it was a sword. I turned around and opened the door, then looking around Bakugous room. Hmmm, his room smells nice, I thought. I looked back at everyone and saw Kaminari touching everything, Sero poking bakugous face, and Kirishima and Mina both playing sticks with eachother.

“guys!” I whisper shouted, and in a instant they all stood in front of me while saluting, like they are in military school. “oh? i like this. but anyways, we’re here for one thing, and one thing only. and that is to ruin bakugous pretty face with sharpie.” I said, and they all nodded in response.

“yes ma’am, sir!” They said. then they all went where Bakugou was sleeping, and I followed with them, then I started drawing on his face. I started off with a unibrow, that made Sero and Kaminari giggle like little girls in preschool. Then I let Kirishima draw a mustache on him, but it looked like he was a pedo because of the style. Mine wanted it to be extra special and gave him a cat nose, whiskers, and drew little ears on his forehead. We were all laughing at this point, then we heard it.

Brumphhhhh

Bakugou falls off the bed, and wakes up in the process. We all just stand there, in either awe or disgust.

“holy shit.”

“he let it rip.”

“that shouldn’t be able to come out of someone’s, ya know.”

“g-guys- i think he’s awake.” Kaminari said, shaking in his boots. Bakugou starts getting up, with a red face. None of us know if he got up because he fell, his fart, or because of our talking. But boy, he looks mad. Or flustered.

“what thE HELL ARE YOU DUMBASSES DOING IN HERE?!?!” He yelled, his blanket falling off to reveal his..... Mickey Mouse shirt.

“the real question is.... why are you wearing a Micky Mouse shirt?” I said, pointing my finger to him, trying to hold back my snickers.

“You all have 3 seconds before I kill you all.” He said, breathing heavily.

“aw, shite,” I said, “well guys, I wish you luck and don’t die.” I said, waving them goodbye while sprinting out, but of course someone had to follow,

“hey hey hey,” Kaminari said, “i hope you don’t mind that I brought everyone else too.” I looked behind him and saw everyone else.

“GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!”

“mommyyyyy!”

“can we just talk about how Y/n topped Bakugou—”

“i still want my $50!”

“or that he let out a fart so loud it woke up the giants from their million year nap?”

“i still need to tell my mom about that time I killed my goldfish and I blamed it on the dog!”

“since we’re making confessions, im gay!”

“we already know that,”

“wat—”

“guys, my arm is bleeding and I don’t know what to do or how it got there.”

“wait,”

“brooooooooo,”

“okay, I need to take a breather.” I said bending down and putting my hands on my knees to hold myself up. Everyone else does the same, until we remember what we were running from.

“YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM ME NOW!!”

“aHHHHHH,”

Hey y’all! Thank you for making it this far! I hope you enjoyed, and make sure you leave a comment and hopefully a note🤞 Hope you have a good day <3

[selfshippinglover]

All the generals for Rick

@ramblyships

WAHHH THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT HIIM!!

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

I initated everything cause Rick was in SOO much denial. Between me not being his usual type, not feeling good enough for me, and being afraid of losing me, it's been a slow burn.

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

It was uhhh, it was a night alone in his spaceship. We took each other to secret hiding places in the multiverse, got take out, laughed, cried, talked, and feel asleep under the stars. It was a great weekend :,)

What was their first kiss like?

O////O Oh gosh you;'re making me remember those feelings kgkgs! Considering it happened when Rick was drunk...we uh, kissed lightly, looked at eachother through lidded eyes and flushed cheeks before making out long and HARD(THE MUTUAL NEED TO BE TOUCHED WAS SOOO FUCKING STRONG)

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

NOT BY A LONG SHOT. Rick has dated EVERY species in the galaxy at least once! I've only date a couple of creatures at all XDD

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

Me: 5'1, 22

Rick: 6'5 by best estimates, 70

(sometimes you like em old?? sgkhsdgkhd)

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

~So my only real living family is my sister which uh, they're relationship is something alright. See, she lives in a secret pocket dimension with a bunch of animals and me occasionally. her profession is therapy, specifically RICKS. So yeahh, it's very complicated.

~As for me, I have a pretty good relationship with Rick's fam! I'm considered a family friend and babysit the kids sometimes. Me and morty are friends/I might be seeing him as an adopted son or sibling??(I'm not sure yet) Beth and I are pretty good friends! We chat, vent about Rick and generally get along well despite she scares me sometimes. I don't like Jerry all that much but I treat him civilly for Beth and the kids. i have a hard time with Summer cause I feel like I still don't know her well enough tbh.

Who takes the lead in social situations?

DEFINATELY Rick. I don't like leading all that much but I can manage it with friends. With new people, there's like 0% chance I can do anything like that dskhkdjs

Who gets jealous easier?

Pffttt me ofc. I'm sensitive and self-conscious as hell! Meanwhile, Rick is just on the total opposite braincell cause he's like, the smartest man in the universe?? Like, what does he have to be worried about??(Secretly. though, he's scared he's going to lose me a lot though :(()

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

RICK ALL DAY EVERYDAY!! I'm just sitting, minding my own business and he just HAS to say something dirty or gross or kinda attractive but in that kinda way. He's just dirtier than I am overall but still >///(

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hey! could i have some headcanons of Akaashi, Kuroo and Iwaizumi dating a girl that’s really affectionate?? like her language of love is physical touch?

Thanks anon for the ask!! Here’s the headcannons for Akaashi, Kuroo and Iwaizumi with an affectionate s/o♡ sorry if it came out kinda late a a a a a a

I had trouble doing Akaashi lmao for some reason he was hard to write for

Akaashi

• Blunt, serious on the outside, screaming and panicking on the inside.

• The first time you 2 dated, you warned him about you being affectionate and love giving physical touches ^○^

• He was skeptical at first and was sorta nervous, but he let you do your thing because he just loves you thaT much and wants you to he comfortable with him

• He also has a affectionate side a a a a a a a a a a

• The first time she becomes touchy with him, he was a bit shocked. His face got a little red, but hid it immediately.

• He isn’t really the touchy-feely type of guy, but he’ll let you hug him as much as you like

• Kisses? Maybe when it’s the two of you only. In public, if you give him a surprise kiss on the cheek, he’ll be a little flustered and look away so you decided to hug him lmao. But when it’s just the 2 if you, if you kiss him he’ll be sure to return it.

• He’s affectionate when it’s just the 2 if you but gets reallyyyy flustered when in public.

• He’s sure to be able to handle someone hella affectionate because hell, during his time at school he basically babysits Bokuto.

• He feels really loved and appreciated and accepted in your hugs. Basically he just melts lmao.

• Basically the type of guy any girl wishes to have lmao like who wouldn’t actually

Kuroo

• Oh fuck here we go again with the hyena meme.

• Loves the fact that you’re really affectionate, bc he gets to kiss you anytime anywhere a a a a a a a a

• He will return any affection you give him bc he is THAT kind of guy haha f u c c I n k I l l m e a a a a

• He loves it when you give him surprise cuddles and kisses

• The 2 of u r just made for eachother omfg

• Trying my best not to turn this into sin

• Cuddle 24/7

• Honestly I don’t know if the 2 of you are going to be wholesome or sin. But knowing Kuroo, probably sin

• He just LoVEs being touched like damn the boy is fuccin touch-starved as hell

• Sleepover everyday. Laying on the same bed. The temptation for sin is real

• The 2 of you are just…… damn. Perfection. Can’t name a better ship other than Kuroo x touchy s/o

Iwaizumi

• If I were with this hedgehog I would be playing with his hair rn

• HedgehogHajime.exe has died.

• Please help him

• Even if he knew about you being affectionate, he still dies and faints every time you touch him

• Dude has dem muscles but whenever you 2 are together he just gets weak to the knees

• Any touch you give him he will stop functioning that Oikawa has made a list on how many times this has happened, 69 times

• W h a t d o y o u m e a n I d I d t h a t 6 9 n u m b e r o n p u r p o s e

• At first he would be really embarrassed to be touchy in public, like actually embarrassed. Yknow, loses his self every 5 seconds, gets really red (yo what’s the name of that red looking hedgehog from Sonic), freezes and will faint. But after 9 year- I mean a few months, he’ll get used to it but still faint

• The usual tough on the outside but comfy and sweet on the inside. God I love him bless Furudate for making Iwa exist

• Surprise Kisses? Damn Iwa stand up already you’ve been unconscious for like 4 minutes and 20 seconds

• W h a t n o I d I d n 0 t m a k e a w e e d j 0 K E

• Having A boyfriend like Iwa whilst being hella affectionate is just dam n

• Iwa is so fuccin perfect

• P oke him and he’ll faint

• Imagine during a match you try to work him up by hugging him but instead he faints and can’t play

• Even if he dies every second, he tries his best to still return the affection because he loves you and wants The best for you.

-♤