#we know max

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Oh Max

How I've missed your Yoda-like wisdom. Your incomprehensible, needlessly complicated and obscure, wrapped in riddles, wisdom.

No one else is doing it like Max is doing it. We still don't even know this man's real name. He writes his diary in Vietnamese. He has seen god and the vast expanse of time. He doesn't understand Halloween. He's a single father. He's a homewrecker. He's died. He is a being of pure energy and light. He has commitment issues. He's an enigma. He speaks in riddles on purpose, solely for the bit.

I fucking love this man.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

oh boy 2AM !!!!!!

[lonlonranching]

sometimes the terror tag on this godless website makes no goddamn sense i’m genuinely like who tf are you talking about and people in the tag will be like i miss sir smedley smeeden smock i can’t believe he’s gone 💔 buddy the guy had 20 seconds of screen time zero lines and got eaten by the fucking bear

[gaslightgirlsummer]

okay max, so do you maybe want to stand next to your teamma- no? oh, okay, i mean, yuki and isack and pierre and jack are together so i thought- no, okay. oh. okay.

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[adutchlover]

FIA: we are saying no.

Max: and i am saying yes.

Redbull: better not.

Max: better yes.

GP: we should go with no.

Max: but i still going with yes.

Other drivers: maybe-

Max: I AM SAYING-

Charles: No.

Max: yes was never on my mind; definitely a no.

[cadillacjohnf1]

[33-16]

something about charles always and i mean literally always showing he's on max's side no matter what happens. he is in his corner and no amount of media slander against max is going to move him. i love them. truly my favorite boys and i hope everyday they get that season long title fight against each other than they deserve.

[likedbycheri]

are you a 'charles guessing max's nose immediately' daughter or a 'max stating charles' first name when they asked for last names with an L' son??

[grogumaximus]

Three drivers from '95 and from '77 up to nowadays. If you had to put them in order, what would be your pick? Not your favorite, the ones that in your opinion the three best guys? | Pelas Pistas podcast

Clarkson: I'm sort of reminded of Michael when I look at Max Verstappen now. The sort of ruthless streak, the way that it seems the Redbull now only one guy can drive it. It reminds me of the Benetton in the mid '90s, in sort of '94 and '95. None of Michael's teammates could drive that thing anything like as well as he could.

(...) You have to put Max in it if we are going for the best three drivers since then. Do you know, I had a really interesting chat with Gerhard Berger about Max? I was interviewing Gerhard at his house in Austria. He's got one room in his house which has all of his racing memorabilia—nothing else. Any other room? There's no reference to motorsport. There's one room where all his trophies are, his old helmets, and the only helmet of any driver that he has in his house other than his own is Max Verstappen. So, that caught my eye, so I asked, 'Why Max?' And he said, 'I think Max is unbelievable.' And I said, 'How good is Max?' And he said, 'Actually, I think he might be better than Ayrton.' I said, 'That's a big statement coming from you Gerhard', given that they were teammates and friends.

[morganbritton132]

Young Justice and the slow dawning realization that they have given their guardians wildly different accounts of their missions: Hm, okay. They can never talk to each other again.

“Clark and Bruce are in the League together.”

“For now.”

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

As much as i want to be delulu abt the lestappen trading card fiasco, this is actually what happened. 🥲

Link

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[scuderiaspringsteen]

circular narratives, passing the gauntlet, and boy kings // inspired by @mnyd 's tags on @drivestraight 's post

[sleepylapa]

Max *drinks his sixth Red Bull while sitting in the simulator for the 8th hour*

Charles: it's bad

Max: I only survive thanks to Red Bull and simulator racing.

Charles: choose either kiss with me or Red Bull and sim

Max: well, no Red Bull no sim

[lestappenforever]

Grill The Grid producers: *Uses what is arguably the hardest part of Max's face to identify and puts only his nose in a face mashup*

Charles fucking Leclerc, approximately 0.002 seconds after laying eyes on the photo: "That's MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN'S NOSE!"