#we have yet even to meet kitty and piotr in this verse

[stormxpadme]

holding hands under the table, whichever x men ship you think of when you see this or vibe with in general <3

physical intimacy prompts - send me an X-Men pairing pls?

holding hands under the table | Cyclops/OC

"Forget it. None of the letters and numbers in this book make any sense in my head. This shit is exactly why I never made it to College.”

Closing her physics textbook, Katja forcefully resisted the urge to just throw it across the dining hall or use it for a little bit of flash target practice. Be a good example and all, and it already felt like the whole room was having eyes on the teacher’s table since Scott and she had entered as it was. Which probably shouldn’t come as a real surprise, given this was the first day for her to be allowed out of an apartment that someone else had been living in not too long ago, both of which she didn’t feel awfully comfortable about. But Hank’s and Jean’s conditions had been pretty specific. At least a week on her feet, off painkillers and without keeling over (not obviously enough for anyone to notice, at least) before Katja was allowed back to the gym. So back to work and class it was, an occasion that Charles had decided to celebrate with a little gravity manipulation test right at ass o’clock in the morning. She hated everything about this day already.

“No one’s asking you to win a Nobel Prize. This tutoring is meant to make sure you know what kind of powers exist out there and what they can do, including yours. Reduces the risk of accidents and causalities.” Disgustingly awake and patient for someone only on his second coffee, Scott skimmed forward to the chapter in question again to make another just as honorable and useless effort to translate the contents into any language that Katja could understand.

Bobby had been marginally better at that but Bobby was once more busy, pining silently for a certain brunette with white-colored bangs at the other side of his table who, for her part, was far too busy giggling with Jubilee over something Katja didn’t need enhanced hearing for to understand, judging by the way the girls kept on looking Scott’s and her way.

She could have used the last few days of bedrest, of course, to ask her partner for help earlier; considering the only reason he wasn’t teaching physics as well was that the pupils already hated his guts in math; that would have made perfect sense. But when you had just happened to end up in a quickly blooming relationship with a not only highly attractive but also increasingly charming and - as soon as no one was looking - astonishing emotional team leader? Priorities tended to shift. Even Katja’s self-punishment tendencies had limits. “You do remember, Charles said he has no idea how my powers work, right?” Reaching over the table for her morning hot chocolate, Katja discreetly used the chance to push that offending book as far away as possible from her. “If I am to learn how to not fry people on accident at all, I’m not going to get it from this.” With a little grimace, she reached down her side with her free hand and rubbed over the bandaged spot that throbbed angrily after the little thought-through movement once more. When she tried to get her arm back up, she found, a warm, gentle grip around her hand stopped her, slender, long fingers threading through hers, a grounding, soft weight of a soft, intertwined touch on her thigh, hidden from all those staring eyes by the tablecloth.

“Just because Charles has never seen something before, doesn’t mean he can’t figure it out,” Scott explained calmly, just the smallest hint of admonishment in his voice. “This is why you’re supposed to sit through biology and physics with all these short stuffs for a while.” He nodded towards the pupils, so many of them he��d helped raise, with an amused and very loving smile. “When we ask you to slow down, it’s to give us time to learn, too. Charles can’t help you figure something out when you have no idea of the basics of what your body is doing.”

“I am trying, you know.” Katja leaned back in her chair with a deep sigh - that, at least, had stopped hurting - and drew cautious, tender circles with her fingertips on the back of Scott’s hand, just relishing in the way his smile was widening for a moment, growing with that shade of deep affection she’d needed a couple of days to learn how to read and got to appreciate a lot faster. Ever since then, things between them had picked up more speed than a damn car in that one Formula 1 race in her home country that her father had once taken her to see. And while nothing was happening that she didn’t want, she couldn’t blame the pupils by being slightly taken aback by the sight of the two of them. She hadn’t been around for the others to explain to them why the mansion’s poster couple was no longer living in the same apartment and hadn’t quite cared to. But she doubted, those kids had had a particular hard time, figuring out the reason. Not with a certain new living arrangement, and with Jean and Logan spending basically their first day fucking in all corners of the sick bay noisily enough to test the sound-proof wall lining. With a quite askew grin, she nodded down on where she held on to her partner maybe a little firmer than necessary. “They call that positive reinforcement, right? You think hiding’s of any use in a house full of telepaths and ferals though?”

“Never.” The slightly suggestive hint in Scott’s grin promptly made her blush hard enough to answer any questions left across the room, probably. “But I’m a big sucker for consent, as you might have noticed. What and how much of us they get to see, is up to you.”

“Us,” Katja corrected him gently after swallowing down the small lump in her throat. Then, with a grimace of contempt, she turned her gaze to her book again. Another half of cup left to at least trying and not sucking completely at that test. She felt, it was suddenly a lot easier to get motivated for that after wrapping two fingertips around Scott’s tie and pulling him close for a brief, grateful kiss.

With a little bit of goodwill, she made it to ignore the cheers breaking out around them.

[kurtty-drabbles]

"Speak now or forever hold your peace!" (Any!verse. Doesn't necessarily have to be their wedding.)

@djinmer4  @dannybagpipesarecalling N/A: Going to use that Webtoon´s idea for this one, also, Kurt here is a genderfluid because I couldn´t think in use only fem!Kurt or regular Kurt. Fem! Kurt name is Helga and is set in a HUGE AU EVO.

By all means, Khimid is a kingdom that thrives with all things considered. You see, in this world Demons and Humans exist in the same plane and not always their encounter is favourable. At moment two factions of the Demon realms rules the Demons at the moment.

One is Illyana Rasputin, the fierce queen of the Drangror kingdom, one of the pupils of Belasco and a force to be reckoned.

And the other is Helga Wagner. The queen of the Ustrak kingdom. A natural leader and a not a foe you want to anger.

The queen of Ustrak prefers to be left alone in her castle, to ponder about her next move, of course, there no next move as the queen is often bored with anything and wishes for some excitement to enters in her life. Seir seems to share her sentiment.

Until, one day, as a woman mage enters in their domains to speak with Helga. A woman named Kitty Pryde, with a pink ribbon tying her chestnut hair and blue eyes and a cute smile(the queen won´t admit this)

Seir is ready to behead the insolent girl. When Kitty Pryde merely speaks with the queen as they have the same age(well, they do, but the queen won´t admit that either)

“Hi, queen of Ustrak, my name is Kitty Pryde and I´m here to ask you one thing” Kitty look at the woman´s golden eyes and adds with confidence (and a blushing face) “Do you want to hang on?”

Seir is baffled by this question and take his sword out of his scabbard to kill this insolent girl, but, Helga stops him.

“ You are a mage from the human’s side, and you are asking me to hang out, why?”

“Is because you seem a cool person to hang out, all the others Demon generals often talk about how you are a good queen while you seem really lonely, and I understand a thing or two of loneliness. And I can´t see any reason for us to hang out”

“I´m a demon queen,” Helga said, “wait, my generals said I´m lonely?!” Seir looks away and whistles to himself.  Helga narrow her eyes at him. Looking back at Kitty her tail moves as she roses from the throne. “I´m a queen if you take me to MacDonalds…I will be offended”

“Got it”_____________________________

Sometimes, Helga is just Kurt, and both are the ruler of this kingdom and both seem to like to do lame puns with Kitty Pryde. The petite mage is now a regular presence in the kingdom.  As many could see the two walking together(sometimes, is possible to see Kurt/Helga blushing madly as Kitty has a soft pink hue in her checks)

“Ok, my turn to ask, I know Yana used to be human” Kurt speaks and revealing something that wasn´t a secret, Yana, never hide her origins “but how you two became sisters? I see the soulsword as a symbol of your platonic love…but how you meet her?”

“Well, true to be told, I know Yana since she was a baby, no, I´m ancient, when Belasco enlist Yana to his training” Kitty replied as nicely as she can, Belasco is an odd teacher(didn´t kidnap the girl, but, Kitty can´t say his invitation was a nice one)“Yana aside from becoming a demon she age as well. It was a difficult process, but, honestly, she is still my Yana, no matter the horns or tails”

“That´s nice of you…my family wouldn´t be like that, well, not everyone” Kurt replied. Then asked something before vanish from his mind “wait, didn´t she have an older brother?”

“Piotr dies in an accident, however, Yana manages to bring him back but now he is de-aged. She and Hela adopt the boy now, Yana is now the bigger sister”

“Oh, should I try that with someone I know?” Kurt asked and somehow Seir is sneezing knowing full well the queen is talking about him.___________________________________________One of those days, the Illyana herself show up to request a meeting with Kurt, it wasn´t a request more like an order. And who would say no to the woman who has the soul sword?

“Illyana Rasputin, are you here to finally engage in a war?” Kurt asked calmly as his tail flip around.

“Not yet, my sister seems to enjoy time with you” Yana declares crossing her arms.

“I seem to enjoy spend time with you sister” Kurt declares in the same tone as Yana.

“If you hurt her, nothing, I repeat, nothing will save you from me, got it?”

“Crystal clear, and Yana, if you try to take Katzchen away from me nothing, I repeat, nothing will save you from me”

“Then we are in agreement?”

“Yes”_______________________________________________-Sometimes, Helga looks at Kitty(as right now the woman is throwing pebbles in the water) and wonders two things about her “friend”(there a word she wants to use but humans are a bit self-aware of said word) one is that Kitty wears sleeve even in summer and the other is why someone like her would want to befriend a demon let alone someone from Helga´s background?

“Katzchen, why you wanted to be friends with me? You know I´m a demon and demons not often like humans” Helga replied.

Kitty stops throwing pebbles as now she looks at Kitty.

“When was the last time we have a war, it was 800 years ago, but, we still think a war will break down, your people, my people, fear each other so much to the point they don´t dare to leave their own place, no one cross the bridge for 800 years” Kitty explained amused as how some of her classmates think she was the bravest (and foolish) girl ever for only cross a bridge.

“And as for bad demons, well, I have met bad humans too” Kitty lift her sleeves and show a burned scar on her elbow. It is married into Kitty´s skin a couple of words and Helga only frown at this and ask who did this with her.

“It was a human that thought humanity is the best but also thinking some humans are better than others”

Helga didn´t like this answer as she hugs the woman vowing to protect Kitty against anything that dares to hurt her._______________________________Eventually, it wasn´t a surprise that the two decide to get married. The celebration was private. Kitty´s family and some of her friends are present as well as Kurt´s family is too. Well, just a few, being the ruler of this land means that some family members don´t like you and are planning to kill you.

Of course, there´s no religious force to marry a Demon, for obvious reason, so, it was a necromancer who is supposed to marry them. Well, one of the guests has something to say.

“Speak now or forever hold your peace!” the necromancer speaks and Seir rose from his seat shocking a few people.

“Kurt, if you marry her…Do you know what this means? No demon ever married a human before” Seir tries to seem arrogant but his worry is quite visible.

“I know, this is not the protocol, but, I love this woman and I want to spend the rest of my life with her,” Seir only sighs and seat back muttering that this is weird. Kurt didn´t care for his opinion as now they are married.

A marriage between a demon and a human will hardly radically change demons and humans, however, both demons and humans think they too can cross the bridge. One step at the time.

[djinmer4]

Triptych 1: A Missing of the Minds (Dresden/Amalgam Cross-Over)

Kitty would not admit it, but she always felt a little sick whenever she met a new alternate version of herself.  Sometimes she could get over the feeling (meeting the Lightning Force version of herself had just made her sad and angry, and the Age of Apocalypse one had been a good friend once they got over the initial awkwardness) and sometimes she couldn’t (if she never met the Black Queen version again it would be too soon).

She hadn’t made up her mind about the newest set of dimension-hoppers.  A wealthy, refined (or at least could put up a good facade) Logan who was best known for always being prepared and a good hand with technology?  Jubilee leading her own team . . . and not a vampire?  Yana focusing almost exclusively on white magic?  Heck, at least their version of Piotr was almost exactly the same as the one she’d grown up with.  Otherwise, she wouldn’t have known what to think.

Frankly, it was that universe’s alternates of herself and Kurt that made her most uncomfortable.  It was like looking at a pair of exaggerated caricatures.  Nightcreeper was older, larger and more beastlike than her Kurt.  Colombina was younger, smaller and a shrinking violet compared to herself.  Not to mention the two of them stuck together like glue.  Kitty had never liked Beauty and the Beast comparisons for herself and Kurt, but that was the only thing that popped into her head whenever she saw the other pair.

“I think I may have offended Nightcreeper.”  Kitty looked up from her tablet at Kurt.  He was running his hand through the hair on his head.  It was growing out from the crew cut and the curls were starting to show up again.

“How so?”

“Well, I remembered how well the thing with the Age of Apocalypse versions of us went so . . . got a very long lecture from the Creep about fidelity and consent and how I shouldn’t blatantly cheat when I’m clearly in a relationship with you.  I think when I said sex he thought I was trying to proposition Colombina-”

She smiled with amusement.  “Which you were.”

“-behind your back.  I didn’t even get to the part about the menage a trois before he jumped in.  Literally, he landed on my back.  I’m lucky I’m as flexible as I am otherwise I’m pretty sure he would have done a lot more damage.”

“Ouch!  He’s got to be at least 185 centimeters tall and he’s built.  Want me to massage your back?”

“Yes, please.”  Kitty heated up the paraffin bath and got out the oils and latex gloves.  As Kurt stripped down and she waited for the bath to heat up she mused aloud.  “I’ll go and apologize to them tonight.  I’ve got first the twilight patrol so if I go right after, I’ll probably catch them just before they go to sleep.”

Kitty yawned but continued determinedly to the guest wing.  One last thing and then she could go to bed.  When she got to the room assigned to the girls from Jump City (she wondered what the equivalent city in this world was) she slowed then stopped.  There was a thick haze of lust in the air, heavy enough that she could feed on it if she so chose.

The former X-Woman flushed.  Were Sparrow and Colombina in a relationship?  She didn’t think of Jubilee in that manner, but they were from an alternate universe.  She should go and apologize to the Nightcreeper first.

Before she could leave she heard voices from beyond the door.  One she recognized as Colombina, the other sounded like Nightcreeper.  What was he doing in the room?  And that overwhelming feeling of lust and jealousy?  Now worried, Kitty put her hand on the doorknob.  She could just phase in but she wanted to make as big a scene as possible.

“Oh man, are Ryder and Kitty still going at it?”  Martenitsi’s voice interrupted her.  Kitty whirled around to look at the other two female members of the Misfits.

“You know how jealous Ryder gets.  Kitty’s gonna be lucky if he lets her get any sleep tonight.”  Sparrow noticed Shadowcat standing in front of the door.  “Oh hey, we were just looking for you.  Is there any way the two of us could get a separate room?”

“I could do that,” she answered absently.  Then realizing she could get some more information, “The two of them are in a relationship?”

She received two confused looks in return.  “Aren’t you and Nightcreeper- sorry, Nightcrawler in a relationship?  You weren’t exactly trying to hide it.  Speaking of which, you should know he tried to proposition Colombina earlier today.”

“We’re in an open relationship.”  The answer came automatically.  “But isn't he a little too old for her?  Kurt and I are only two years apart.  Colombina looks quite a bit younger than I do and Nightcreeper looks quite a bit older than Kurt.”

Sparrow took it upon herself to argue with her, while Martenitsi stayed a few feet back to watch.  “They’re only twelve years apart.  And Kitty’s twenty-two, she’s old enough to make her own decisions.  And how old could you possibly be, you look seventeen!  You can’t possibly be older than our Colombina.”

“I’m twenty-four,” she responded dryly.  “So he’s not taking advantage of her?”

“She’s got the same abilities as you do.  If she really objected, she could just phase out of his reach.”

“You can take advantage of people in ways that don’t involve physical force.  Again, is this relationship really voluntary on both sides?  He’s not manipulating her or anything?”

“You seem to have this strange idea that she’s an innocent to be protected.  It’s not like he took her virginity and that makes her his property or anything.”

“Sexual experience is no guarantee that you can’t be pressured into a relationship.  Believe me, I’m very well versed in the concept of ‘dubious consent’.”

Sparrow sighed.  “Look, let me put it this way.  How many people have you killed?”

Now, this was a strange turn in the conversation.  “A few.  Less than a dozen, even if you count the robots.”

“And how many people has your Nightcreeper- Nightcrawler, I swear I’m going to get that right someday, killed?”

“Just one and it was in self-defense.”

The Asian pointed into the room.  “Nightcreeper, body count: zero.  Colombina, body count: Unknown but definitely over fifty.”

Well, that put a different spin on things.  While Kitty digested this new piece of information (that shy little thing had a body count that could match Wolverine!) a very familiar moan came from behind the closed door.  After a few seconds, she could hear the Nightcreeper talking again.

“We’re not done yet, liebling.  I’m not going to be satisfied until you know who you belong to down to your very bones.”

“I’m not (pant, pant) . . . I didn’t-” Colombina cried out, a noise that Kitty knew didn’t mean she was in pain.

“Next time you won’t test me, right?  You’ll turn down that offer right away rather than having me speak for you, richtig?”

“Really?  Because that doesn’t sound very loving to me.”  

The two Misfits blushed.  “He’s not always like that,” put in the blonde.  “He just gets really uninhibited in this form.  If he was in his civilian identity, he’d be so embarrassed that we’re listening in right now.”

“Civilian identity?”

“Sure!  I mean yours doesn’t go around with blue fur and gold eyes all the time, does he?”  A pregnant pause.  “Oh my god, you mean he always looks like that?  It’s not an effect of the chemicals?”

“Technically, the Creep’s in his natural form right now,” piped up Sparrow.  “He needs a patch to bring his body back to human baseline.  But the point is, Kurt Ryder is the original, not Nightcreeper.”

This was so confusing.

“Oh God, Kurt!”

“So, a new room!”  Kitty brought her hands together with a clap.  Time to change the subject.  “Somewhere far from the noise I take it?”

“Please!”

“I think I owe the two of you an apology.”  Nightcreeper had staked his claim rather flamboyantly this morning by pulling Colombina into his lap and feeding her by hand.  Colombina had blushed but gone along willingly.

“You don’t owe anyone an apology, your boyfriend owes you an apology for his rampant infidelity.”  Colombina straightened up to look her counterpart in the eye.

“Yeah, I do.  We’ve got an open relationship and I’m aware of what he’s doing so he’s not cheating.  In any case, he was asking on my behalf, not his own.”

“Yours?”

“Let’s just say it’s one of the differences between your world and mine.”  She could see the cloud of confusion coming from both of them.  “I know your group is hiding things, so let’s just say it’s one of Excalibur’s secrets in return.

“But anyway, what I want you to know is that we’re both sorry for making you uncomfortable and no one’s going to expect anything from the two of you.  If there’s anything I can do to make up for this-”

“Actually I have an idea!”  The green man interrupted.  “I heard you had something called a Danger Room, worked a bit like those holodecks in Star Trek.”

“Lord of the Rings crossed with Pirates of the Caribbean.  He’s definitely your counterpart, Kurt.”

“But you can’t say you’re not having fun, Katzchen!”

[kurtty-drabbles]

Remember the Order of X series? What's Kitty's role in that 'verse? Is she another member of the Order? Solo mercenary who occasionally clashes with the others? Quest-giving NPC? Princess in distress needing rescue? (Ugh.) Princess who they meet in the process of rescuing herself?

@djinmer4

N/A: Got an excuse to use evil necromancer Kitty here, a little of backstory, I can´t ever see her as evil for the lols, so, Kitty did use her power to conquer the kingdoms and the world to make sure that her people wouldn´t feel oppressed, like, she brainwash kingdoms so that she could enter in a shop where it used to ban people like her. Again, I can´t see her just as evil without reason. Anyway, she got her to wish and now wants to live a normal life, of course, once you conquer the world, people don´t tend to forget that.

Autumn is coming and as the first rain pours on Romery, Kitty sighs dejectedly and watch the time pass down, today, the number of customers is the same, which mean, Nightcrawler is here yet again speaking about joining the order of X.

"Please, Katzchen, you would be great in the order" Kurt tries again with pleading eyes and Kitty smiles tiredly at the man and only replies.

"And...would lady Grey be alright with a, how did she put, a freak of nature that cheats death?" Kitty asked.

"I don´t care for Lady Grey´s opinion" Kurt speaks and Kitty only gave him candy.

"Thank you, but the others do, Kurt, I think you´re the only one who wants me in the team" Kitty then proceeds to cook as the rain continues.

"Then they are fools"

"No, they are cautious, I have got a complex past if I can say so, sure the Order of X does not wish to gather negative attention now"

"Then I´ll continue to visit you" Kurt responded.

"Thank you"

_____________________

Lady Grey does not hide how she distrust and dislike Kitty, however, Lady Grey is not powerful enough to deal with the treats that Hell Fire unleased and Jean loathes even more that their only option is to ask help to the necromancer.

"We need your help" Jean stated mentally slapping herself as she forgets to be courteous "please? the Hellfire is a menace to society and we can´t deal with them alone" Jean mimic the words Scott used a few minutes prior in the same humble way.

Jean knows about Kitty´s story, or at least, the bloody part, why get the big picture when you can hate a necromancer that kills destroy politically and socially a kingdom?

"No" Kitty replied.

"Katzchen, don´t do this for them" Kurt replied and look into her eyes "do this for me, let´s face the enemy together"

"Oh, you, fine, but I´ll charge for the help and someone has to stay here to look after my bakery," Kitty says much to Kurt´s joy and Jean´s annoyance, meanwhile, Scott is happy to get an ally for the team despite her troublesome past.

____________________________________

"Kurt, come here" Jean waves at Kurt and Hank, Piotr and Ororo and Betsy are there waiting for him " we need to talk"

"Is about my passion for swords ´cause unlike what Logan must have told you I don´t have a problem" Kurt replied and the others didn´t bother to try to understand what he meant by that.

"No, Kurt, the situation with the necromancer, you need to stop seeing her...she is evil and will corrupt your soul" Jean speaks and the others agree.

"What?" Kurt is now outrageous.

"Kurt, my friend, please" Piotr starts "she is a necromancer who conquer the world, of course, she has an evil plan for you, in fact...Betsy" Piotr now look at Betsy who scanned Kurt´s mind and frown now.

"Well, for now, there´s no signal of mental control yet, but she can put you under her spell easily" Betsy explained "I heard about her ...tales, she is powerful enough, more than enough, and we are no match for her"

"Well, thank for the invasion of my privacy, and no...I´m aware of her past, and frankly, I don´t care. I like her and you can´t stop me from seeing her" Kurt then bamf away and Jean is at loss on what to do.

___________________________________

"Maybe...your life would have been easier if you haven´t met me" Kitty replied now they are laying on the bed only listening to the rain and their heartbeats.

"But it would have been so boring, I rather stay here with you, Katzchen" the man rose himself a little making the sheet go down revealing his naked chest."I really like you"

"I like you too, that´s why I think your life would have been easier without knowing me"

"Well, I make the decision and I want to stay with you...do you want to stay with me?"

Now Kitty smiles and looks at him.

"Of course, silly elf"

__________________

The Blue Lady is full with new people now such as customers and employee, what catch everyone eyes is the charming barista that is dating the owner of Blue Lady.

"Katzchen, the guy from table nine wants to order more cake"

"Oh, again? people nowadays love to order cakes, in my time... the cake was a commodity" Kitt then laughs and Kurt kiss her lips, in the end, she has cakes to make as more people want to taste her cakes and cupcakes.