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Hadestown Act I Sentence Meme

Under the cut you will find 212 lyrics from the first act of the musical Hadestown to use for your enjoyment!

Road To Hell 1. “Once upon a time there was a railroad line.”

2. “Don’t ask where, brother, don’t ask when.”

3. “It was the road to Hell. It was hard times.”

4. “It was a world of gods and men.”

5. “It’s an old song. It’s an old tale from way back when.”

6. “It’s an old song and we’re gonna sing it again.”

7. “We got some gods in the house tonight!”

8. “See, on the road to Hell there was a railroad line.”

9. “They was always singin’ in the back of your mind.”

10. “Everybody, meet the Fates.”

11. “If you ride that train to the end of the line where the sun don’t shine and it’s always shady, it’s there you’ll find the king of the mine.”

12. “Someone’s got to tell the tale whether or not it turns out well.”

13. “Not everyone gets to be a god.”

14. “Don’t forget that times are hard.”

15. “This boy was a muse’s son.”

16. “You might say the boy was touched, ‘cause he was touched by the gods themselves.”

17. “There was one more soul on this road.”

18. “Girl, come on in from the cold.”

19. “Thus begins the tale of Orpheus and Eurdyice.”

20. “It’s a tale of love from long ago.”

Any Way The Wind Blows 21. “She was no stranger to the world, no stranger to the wind.”

22. “The weather ain’t the way it was before. Ain’t no spring or fall anymore.”

23. “There ain’t a thing that you can do when the weather takes a turn on you, ‘cept for hurry up and hit the road.”

24. “People turn on you just like the wind.”

25. “Everybody is a fair weather friend. In the end, you’re better off alone.”

26. “When you’re hungry and there ain’t enough to go around, ain’t no length to which a girl won’t go.”

27. “Sometimes you think you would do anything to fill your belly full of food.”

28. “You know how those muses are, sometimes they abandon you.”

29. “This poor boy, he wore his heart out on his sleeve.”

30. “You might say he was naive to the ways of the world.”

31. “I liked to hear him sing and his way of seeing things, so I took him underneath my wing.”

Come Home With Me 32. “You wanna talk to her?”

33. “Don’t come on too strong.”

34. “Come home with me.”

35. “Is he always like this?”

36. “Your name is like a melody.”

37. “A singer? Is that what you are?”

38. “Oh, a liar and a player too? I’ve met too many men like you.”

39. “He’s not like any man you’ve met.”

40. “I’m working on a song, a song. It isn’t finished yet, but when it’s done and when I sing it, spring will come again.”

41. “Spring will come.”

42. “I haven’t seen a spring or fall since…I can’t recall.”

43. “That’s what I’m working on, a song to fix what’s wrong. Take what’s broken, make it whole.”

44. “Oh, he’s crazy. Why would I become his wife?”

45. “He’ll make you feel alive.”

Wedding Song 46. “Lover, tell me if you can, who’s gonna buy the wedding bands?”

47. “Times being what they are, hard and getting harder all the time.”

48. “Lover, when I sing my song, all the rivers’ll sing along.”

49. “The rivers gonna give us the wedding bands.”

50. “Lover, tell me if you can, who’s gonna lay the wedding table?”

51. “Times being what they are, dark and getting darker all the time.”

52. “Lover, when I sing my song all the trees gonna sing along.”

53. “The trees gonna lay the wedding table.”

54. “So when you sing your song, the one you’re working on, spring will come again?”

55. “You wanna take me home? Sing the song.”

56. “Lover, tell me when we’re wed, who’s gonna make the wedding bed?”

57. “Lover, when I sing my song, all the birds gonna sing along.”

Epic I 58. “Where’d you get that melody?”

59. “It came to me as if I’d known it all along.”

60. “It’s an old song, a song of love from long ago. Long time since I heard it though.”

61. “You’ve heard that melody before?”

62. “Remember the tale I told you once about the gods?”

63. “Remember how it used to be? Their love made the world go round.”

64. “Hades was king of the underworld, but he fell in love with a beautiful lady who walked up above in her mothers green field.”

65. “He took her home to become his queen where the sun never shone on anyone.”

66. “The Gods sang his song of love and the world sang it with them.”

67. “That was long ago, before we were on this road.”

Livin It Up On Top 68. “On the road to hell there was a lot of waiting.”

69. “These days she never stays for long, but good things come to those who wait.”

70. “Well it’s like he said, I’m an outdoor girl.”

71. “She forgot a little thing called spring.”

72. “Are you wondering where I’ve been?”

73. “Been to hell and back again.”

74. “Like my mama always said: when you’re down, you’re down and when you’re up, you’re up.”

75. “If you ain’t six feet underground, you’re living it up on top.”

76. “Let’s not talk about hard times. Pour the wine, it’s summertime!”

77. “Who makes the summer sun shine bright?”

78. “Who makes the fruit of the vine get ripe?”

79. “Who makes the flowers bloom again, in spite of a man?”

80. “Let me tell you something that my mama said to me: you take what you can get and you make the most of it.”

81. “It was summertime on the road to hell.”

82. “You might say it was in spite of herself.”

83. “For a moment there, the world came back to life.”

84. “Let the poet bless this round.”

85. “To the patroness of all of this, Persephone, who has finally returned to us with wine enough to share.”

86. “If no one takes too much, there will always be enough.”

87. “She will always fill our cups and we will always raise them up to the world we dream about, and the one we live in now.”

88. “Livin’ it up and we ain’t gonna stop.”

All I’ve Ever Known (Intro) 89. “He had a gift to give. He could make you see how the world could be in spite of the way that it is.”

90. “She’d seen how the world was. When she fell, she fell in spite of herself.”

All I’ve Ever Known 91. “I was alone so long I didn’t even know that I was lonely.”

92. “Out in the cold so long I didn’t even know that I was cold.”

93. “All I’ve ever known is how to hold my own.”

94. “All I’ve ever known is how to hold my own, but now I wanna hold you too.”

95. “You take me in your arms and suddenly there’s sunlight all around me.”

96. “I don’t wanna go back to the lonely life.”

97. “I don’t know how or why or who I am that I should get to hold you.”

98. “When I saw you all alone against the sky, it’s like I’d known you all along.”

99. “I know you before we met and I don’t even know you yet, all I know is you’re someone I have always known.”

100. “Now I wanna hold you close. I don’t wanna ever have to let you go.”

101. “Say that you’ll hold me forever. Say that the wind won’t change on us.”

102. “Say that we’ll stay with each other and it will always be like this.”

103. “The wind will never change on us as long as we stay with each other.”

Way Down Hadestown 104. “That was not six months!”

105. “Better go and get your suitcase packed. Guess it’s time to go.”

106. “She’s gonna ride that train til the end of the line.”

107. “Did you ever wonder what it’s like on the underside?”

108. “You either get to hell or to Hadestown, ain’t no difference anymore.”

109. “Everybody tryin’ to get a ticket to go, but those who go they don’t come back.”

110. “Down there it’s a bunch of stiffs. Brother, I’ll be board to death.”

111. “Takes a lot of medicine to make it through the winter time.”

112. “All them shiny little heads and tails, where do you think they come from?”

113. “Everybody shines by the sweat of his brow.”

114. “The wage is nothing and the work is hard.”

115. “It’s a graveyard in Hadestown.”

116. “Mr. Hades is a mean old boss!”

117. “An eye for an eye! A lie for a lie!”

118. “You better forget about your wishing well.”

119. “I missed ya.”

120. “Mr. Hades is a mighty king.”

121. “Must be making some might big deals. Seems like he owns everything.”

122. “Kind of makes you wonder how it feels.”

A Gathering Storm 123. “He came too soon. He came for her too soon. It’s not supposed to be like this.”

124. “Well, til someone brings the world back into tune this is how it is.”

125. “Touched by the gods is what he is.”

126. “Finish it quick. The wind is changing. There’s a storm coming on.”

Epic II 127. “Hades is king of oil and coal and the riches that flow where the rivers are found.”

128. “His loneliness moves in him crude and black.”

129. “He thinks of his wife in the arms of the sun.”

130. “Jealousy fuels him and finds him and fills him.”

Chant 131. “Low. Keep your head low.”

132. “You gotta keep your heard low if you wanna keep your head.”

133. “In the coldest time of year, why is it so hot down here?”

134. “Lover, you were gone so long. Lover, I was lonesome.”

135. “When you feel that fire, think of it as my desire.”

136. “I am keeping one eye on the sky and tryin’ to trust that the song he’s working on is gonna shelter us from the wind.”

137. “In the darkest time of year, why is it so bright down here?”

138. “When you see that glare, think of it as my despair.”

139. “His black gold flows in the world down below and her dark clouds roll in the one above.”

140. “That’s why times are so hard. It’s because of the gods.”

141. “The gods have forgotten the song of their love.”

142. “I’m trying to believe that the song he’s working on is gonna harbor me from the wind.”

143. “Did you think I’d be impressed with this neon necropolis?”

144. “Everything I do, I do it for the love of you.”

145. “If you don’t even want my love, I’ll give it so someone who does. Someone grateful for her fate, someone who appreciates the comforts of a gilded cage.”

146. “Think of them as my embrace of you.”

Hey Little Songbird 147. “Hey little songbird, give me a song.”

148. “I’m a busy man and I can’t stay long. I got clients to call. I got orders to fill.”

149. “I got walls to build. I got riots to quell.”

150. “They’re giving me hell back in Hades.”

151. “Hey, little songbird, cat got your tongue?”

152. “Always a pity for one so pretty and young when poverty comes to clip your wings and knock the wind right out of your lungs.”

153. “Nobody sings on empty.”

154. “Strange is the call of this strange man.”

155. “You’d shine like a diamond dark in the mine.”

156. “The choice is yours if you’re willing to choose, seeing as you’ve got nothing to lose.”

157. “Wasn’t it gonna be the two of us? Weren’t we birds of a feather?”

158. “Let me guess. He’s some kind of poet and he’s penniless.”

159. “Give him your hand, he’ll give you his hand-to-mouth.”

160. “He’ll write you a poem when the power is out.”

161. “See how the vipers and vultures surround you. They’ll take you down, they’ll pick you clean.”

162. “People get mean when the chips are down.”

When The Chips Are Down 163. “Life ain’t easy. Life ain’t fair. A girls gotta fight for he rightful share.”

164. “What you gonna do when the chips are down?”

165. “Help yourself, to hell with the rest. Even the one who loves you best.”

166. “Take it if you can, give if you must. Ain’t nobody but yourself to trust.”

167. “Aim for the heart, shoot to kill. If you don’t do it then the other one will.”

168. “The first shall be first and the last shall be last.”

169. “Cast your eyes to heaven, you get a knife in the back.”

170. “Nobody’s innocent now that the chips are down.”

Gone, I’m Gone 171. “My heart is yours, always was and will be. It’s my gut I can’t ignore.”

172. “My heart it aches to stay, but the flesh will have its way.”

173. “The way is dark and long. I’m already gone.”

174. “Go ahead and lay the blame. Talk of virtue, talk of sin.”

175. “Wouldn’t you have done the same in her shoes, in her skin?”

176. “You can have your principles when you’ve got a belly full, but hunger has a way with you.”

177. “There’s no telling what you’re gonna do when the chips are down.”

Wait For Me (Intro) 178. “Hey, the big artiste! Ain’t you working on your masterpiece?”

179. “What do you care? You’ll find another muse somewhere.”

180. “Wherever she is is where I’ll go.”

181. “What if I said she’s down below?”

182. “She called your name before she went, but I guess you weren’t listening.”

183. “Just how far would you go for her?”

184. “Course there is another way, but nah, I ain’t supposed to say.”

185. “It ain’t for the sensitive of soul. So do you really wanna go?”

186. “With all your heart? Well, that’s a start.”

Wait For Me 187. “You have to take the long way down, through the underground under cover of night.”

188. “Ain’t no compass, ain’t no map. Just a telephone wire and a railroad track.”

189. “Wait for me, I’m comin’.”

190. “If all you got is your own two legs, just be glad you got ‘em.”

191. “Who are you to think that you can walk a road that no one ever walked before?”

192. “You’re on the lam, you’re on the run. Don’t give your name, you don’t have one.”

193. “Don’t look no one in the eye.”

194. “That town’ll try to suck you dry.”

195. “They’ll pluck the heart right out your chest.”

196. “I hear the walls repeating the falling of my feet and it sounds like drumming.”

197. “I hear the rocks and stone echoing my song.”

Why We Build The Wall 198. “Why do we build the wall my children, my children?”

199. “We build the wall to keep us free.”

200. “That’s why we build the wall, we build the wall to keep us free.”

201. “How does the wall keep us free my children, my children?”

202. “How does the wall keep us free?”

203. “How does the wall keep us free? The wall keeps out the enemy.”

204. “Who do we call the enemy my children, my children?”

205. “Who do we call the enemy?”

206. “Who do we call the enemy? The enemy is poverty and the wall keeps out the enemy.”

207. “We have and they have not my children, my children. They want what we have got.”

208. “What do we have that they should want my children, my children?”

209. “What do we have that they should want? We have a wall to work upon.”

210. “Our work is never done my children, my children.”

Why We Build The Wall (Outro) 211. “There are papers to be signed. Step into my office.”

212. “A lot can happen behind closed doors. That’s for sure, that’s a fact.”

#ask meme #rp meme #sentence meme #musical meme #hadestown #hadestown act 1

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kendelias · 4 years ago

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Charcter solidifying qustions multiples of 7 for billie

7. What was the economic status of their family?

she’s relatively middle class - not too poor, not too rich. she’s not living in lima heights but she’s not living near dalton, either. her parents have been saving for her to go to college but they don’t make a ton, so she’s working part-time too!

14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected?

as you know we have the queen of the jazz club here, but she also did karate in her spare time, as well as academic clubs (not the decathlon team, but probably ap and student tutoring)

21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate?

besides brad? her heroes are strong, confident, independent women, especially unsung heroes and especially female musicians. joni mitchell comes to mind, and after a little bit of research, miss alison krauss and esperanza spalding!

28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice?

you know i love this question. her endgame is mike chang, who, much like her, is the unsung hero of glee club! they’re both quiet, stubborn, caring, and passionate, and they’re both not looking for credit even when credit is due. she made her choice because she finally felt fully safe and comfortable with someone, something she’d never felt before. she was sure that he would choose her every single day, and that his was not a passing interest. she could see a path that led to the rest of their lives together!

35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures?

she is very, very critical of herself and will over-analyze failures til the cows come home. billie is her own biggest critic and failure is unacceptable.

42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?

she needs a creative outlet, which she is willing to sacrifice everything for. her career, almost always, comes first. she also needs a place to belong. and she needs patience, and lots of it, because she can be quite prickly and distant at first. she doesn’t know she needs these things necessarily, so she’s not sure what she’d be willing to sacrifice - but its a lot.

49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?

she has a very commanding and authoritative voice, even if she doesn’t break it out to its full extent all that often. her pitch is at a medium range, she talks slightly slowly, and she doesn’t really have an accent.

send me character solidifying asks!

#billie ramos #glee #general #ask #asks #nicole #thanks im always on my billie bs #its billie hours as it is 24/7 #loveallthatjazz #what kind of woman doesnt have an ask

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thefanficfaerie · 5 years ago

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West Wing Quote Challenge

I think I have watched The West Wing about 4 times. It has become one of my favorite shows. It has some of the best quotes. And I really wanted to do a challenge while I was watching. But I had the Disney Quote Challenge and didn’t feel that was right. So here is my West Wing Quote Challenge.

Here are the Rules:

1. You can only use the characters I have listed. No Peter Parker (except in the case of Superfamily). No Bucky Barnes or Sebastian Stan. I am not in any way, shape or form attracted to Sebastian Stan. So I won’t read it.

2. Send in an ASK with your character choice and quote. You can double up but no more than two people per prompt and they have to be different characters. Once a prompt is full I will cross it out.

3. If your story is more than 500 words please use a read more. I will not reblog any story that does not have a read more.

4. The preference is reader insert. You can do OFC just let me know.

5. No angst unless it has a happy ending. No cheating fics either.

6. When you post please tag me and use the tag #west wing quote challenge.

7. THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE!!! HAVE FUN!!!! Cause that is what writing is all about.

8. Due Date. I dont have one yet.

Characters

Steve Rogers Tony Stark Stony x Reader Stony Stucky x Reader Rafael Barba Jim Kirk Leonard McCoy McKirk x Reader McKirk Robb Stark Aaron Hotchner Eomer Chris Evans

Quotes

1. I want this back in the cardboard box it came in. I don't want to see you or talk to you 'til that's done. 'No way' is not an acceptable answer. 'I tried' is no longer an option. You started this thing, and you're gonna damn well going to finish it with either a blue ribbon or a great big deafening silence.

2. "Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Thoughtful Committed Citizens Can Change The World."

3. "I Have Wit, I Have Charm, I Have Brains, I Have Legs That Go All The Way Down To The Floor, My Friend."

4. About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

5. "Decisions are made by those who show up."

6. One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

7. My father gave this to me, and his father gave it to him, now I’m giving it to you.

8. Watch this.

9. Person A: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for beer. Person B: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights

10. Person A: What are you holding? Person B: [Name] said you liked goldfish. Person A: The crackers. The cheese things you eat at parties.

11. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

12. How tall are you? I can’t believe we are the same species.

13. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.

14. Person A: When you flirt with me, are you doing it to get something ? Person B: No. Person A: Why are you doing it? Person B: I'm doing it to flirt with you.

15. Why is there hugging?

16. "So, if I'm gonna jump off the cliff, and you're gonna get pushed off the cliff, why don't we hold hands on the way down?"

17. There is no such thing as too smart. There is nothing you can do that is not going to make me proud of you"

18. "You don't have the power to fix everything... But I do like watching you try."

19. "Your wife's beautiful, too. How'd you get her to marry you? Did you trick her or something?"

20. "Happiness is my default position."

21. The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day."

22. "Can I assume from your total silence and blank faces that you're all with me?"

23. "No, I did not. Let me be perfectly clear I did not do that. Except...yes, I did that."

24. "I don't know what kind of salad it is, I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it, do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them, it's a bowl of weeds! Some of them have cheese, this isn't the kind with cheese, does that answer your question? "

25. "Nature, like a woman, will seduce you with its sights and its scents and its touch, and then it breaks your ankle, also like a woman.

26. Can I have a couple of aspirin or a weapon of some kind to kill people with?"

27. Person A: "I'm just going to change my shirt." Person B: "You look bad. You're tired. You slept in the office. It's Friday. Go home." Person A: "Why?" Person B: "Because I think you're putting too much faith in the magical powers of a new shirt."

28. There’s literally no one in the world I don’t hate right now.

29. You're a smart savvy woman who could easily consider world domination for a next career move.

30. There’s no one in this room who wouldn’t rather die than let you down.

31. We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah what do you think.

32. I didn’t realize babies came with hats.

33. I’m sorry to be rude but are you a moron.

34. So it’s ok to have sex in a hotel but not my apartment.

35. I want us to talk because I like the sound of your voice.

36. With that, I’m going to get a cupcake.

37. I embrace the cold. I luxuriate in the cold. I fight the cold with more cold.

38. You really think we have a secret handshake, dont you?

39. I’m telling your mother, you forgot where she lives.

40. Everytime you talk, I hear that sound that plays when pac man dies.

41. Person A: If they find out you’ve been there I’m going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass. Person B: Technically, I outrank you. Person A: So far up your ass.

42. I need some pie.

43. You know I could beat you up anytime I want to sir.

44. Well, you go girl.

45. My problem is I want to jump him when he says things like that.

46. Ignore him. The rest of us do.

47. Just once in this job I would like to end the day feeling as good as the day started.

48. Pumpkin patch, is there anything I can do to get you to go to the movies for eight hours?

49. “My getting killed would be bad enough, but that is not the nightmare scenario. The nightmare scenario, sweetheart, is you getting kidnapped.

50. You are a very powerful and handsome man.

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#the west wing quote challenge #steve rogers #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #tony stark #eomer #west wing #rafael barba

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heliantyr · 6 years ago

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ALRIGHT!

Time for questions! I’m going to put 1-9 here plain and simple, and then the rest will be under the break just so that you don’t have to scroll to oblivion if you don’t want to see this! Let’s go!

1: Name

My name is Jude, or Coreta if you wanna use my pen name! A few of you might also know me as Virchude since that’s my main blog!

2: Age

I won’t tell you plainly, but I am still in high school.

3: City that you live in

I’m just gonna tell you which state! I live in the lower peninsula of Michigan!

4: What do most people not know about you?

I’m almost certain that none of you know this, but I am the youngest of my dad’s (kinda) six kids.

5: What do most people know you for?

If we’re talking just here, I hope to all get out it’s my headcanons, but in real life it’s the fact that I get offended rather easily...

6: Hobbies!

I do a lot of pointless writing (meaning I never finish anything)... I also draw a lot of random junk, I rad a shit ton of fanfiction, I sing/write songs a lot... uuhh and do nothing.

7: What are your passions?

I have a very large passion for helping those around me who have suffered like I have mentally and emotionally. I also really like debating (more like arguing) with people about politics!

8: When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?

Just yesterday my mom, older sister, and I ended up accidentally sitting down in the living room and ranting about how shitty out lives are... so.......... yeah

9: have you collected anything? What is it?

I have a small hat collection (that I hardly ever wear), and I’m beginning a plant collection! There is also a ever fluctuating collection of cups and bottles in my room T-T

10: List ten things off your bucket list (I may not remember half of these TvT)

*Take a trip back to Colorado with my friends

*Start a business

*Travel to at least 8 countries

*Go to Andorra

*Be known for some great feat

*Have one of my works (whether art or writing, etc) become famous or greatly known

*Meet one of my favorite actors/band members (doesn’t matter who)

*Learn to swim...............

*Make drastic strides towards saving the planet

*Meet more people from my dad’s side of the family

11: What was the last thing you learned?

Seeing as I got out of world history an hour and a half ago, we learned about the Cold War and how the USSR fell apart because of silly putty

12: How many relationships have you been in?

Counting the ones that didn’t mean shit, 4. Only counting the ones that actually meant something, 2.

13 + 14 I am not answering.

15: Favorite food

Menudo. Fuckin love it

16: Favorite drink

hm... either tea or ginger ale, but out of a shot glass TvT A TWO LETER OUT OF A SHOT GLASS

17: What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?

I went to NYC over my birthday weekend this year with my school’s choir, and our tour leader on my bus got me a pastry in Little Italy! It meant so much because I didn’t even know her!

18: Are you optimistic or pessimistic?

I’m usually pessimistic unless my friends are also being pessimistic, cuz then I’m frigin sunshine and rainbows!

19: Do you sleep during class?

Not very often, and only if what I’m doing isn’t actually important.

20: What is the most expensive thing you own?

If not my actual bed, my laptop, which is $200.

21: What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?

..... I... Don’t know... uh I got a huge fukin thing of cocoa butter lotion at the dollar tree... and it’s kind of multi use?!?

22: How many time a day on average to you check your phone?

.........don’t look at me like that.

23: Text or call?

Text. I wanna call people, but what if they don’t pick up? Or it’s really awkward? or I can’t hear them? or vise versa? or-

24: Opinion on long distance?

Sounds like torture. I honestly couldn’t do it.

25: What is your definition of success?

Feeling satisfied or content with what you’ve done.

26: Favorite song?

um. At the moment, Killer Queen by Queen.

27: Favorite artist?

Music wise, Patrick Stump. Art wise, Van Gogh.

28: Celebrity crush/crushes?

That’s a long list. But my main two recently have been Sebastian Stan and Tom Holland...

29: When was the last time you read for fun?

Aside from fanfiction? Last Wednesday night I stayed up reading Shakespeare’s sonnets to myself...

30: Favorite flower?

chrysanthemums!

31: What is the best gift you could receive right now?

A confidence boost that lasted at least the rest of high school...

32: Any guilty pleasures?

Day dreaming about random shit.... random weird shit about people I know...

33: What is one thing you’d like to change about yourself?

Hm... I think I’d change my mental health. I just wanna be perfectly okay for once.

34: What do you search for in a friend?

being able to understand me, relate to me, and be weird with me. Also mutual interests. And reasonable barriers.

35: How many times have I said “I love you” in the past month?

You expect me you count???? A shit ton! Do you know how many times a day I have a family member leave the goddamn house????

36: Where dd you last go other than your room/home?

School.

37: Why do good things happen to good people?

Because that’s not how life works. Our society constantly has people suffering, no matter who they are or what they’ve done.

38: In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out, or being stabbed in the eye?

Seeing as I’m just about used to the pain of being left out, I’d say being stabbed in the eye. I am such a wuss T-T

39: How many green shirts do you own?

1. It’s a St. Patty’s day shirt.

40: Do you like anime?

noooooooooooo.......... not at allllll.... TvT I’m tired!

41: What do you invest the most time in?

Either videogames or fanfiction.

42: What is the name of the last book you read?

The Hobbit (even though I haven’t finished yet)

43: What’s the difference between loving and liking someone?

No clue... Still trying to figure that out.

44: Where are you most productive?

My art classroom

45: List three things you enjoy doing with friends:

*Complaining about life

*being gay

*Pretend to kidnap one of them my dragging them around the floor during lunch

46: List three things you like to do alone:

*Listen to music

*Think

*Read

47: Do you think that world peace will ever exist?

As long as there are living things on it? Never.

48: Do you have any allergies?

Absolutely none! I knew this kid in the third grade who was allergic to nuts, milk, AND gluten!

49: When was the last time you cussed at someone?

My friend and I got into an argument about who the best actors are during english....

50: What was the last promise you made?

.......Is it bad that I don’t remember?

51: What was your last dream about?

I had a hedgehog (which I really frikin want), and I was taking care of them, and hen this asshole in my grade was in my living room and I had to be nice to him.

52: If you won a trip to Hawaii and could take 5 people with you, who would they be?

*My best friend Kiara

*My friend Raph

*My other friend Molly

*My other other friend Faith

*My dog

53: How many countries have you visited?

1, if you count the fact that I live in one!

54: What is your favorite medium of art?

Music. It moves me so easily.

55: When was the last time someone complimented you?

My friend Laura jokingly complimented my hair during english (we were looking at old english compliments) and she winked at me TyT

56: If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?

uh... hol up, wha?

57: Do you consider yourself mature?

At times, yes.

58: How many days in your life do you think you’ve wasted on tumblr?

so frigin many, but there’s more to come!!!!

59: What is your favorite quote?

“I was so good at sports when I was in high school, that I started a band.”

-Patrick Stump

60: If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?

*Be kind to all (see how that’s turned out???)

*Spend life learning. Try to find the lesson in your experiences.

*Mental growth is more important than anything

61: What is your greatest accomplishment?

Being alive today.

62: Do you believe in the death penalty?

No, not really.

63: What are your goals in life?

To be a better person than my mother is, and to help others on a mental level.

64: What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?

I honestly have no clue... maybe something weird?

65: If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world.

I would have to go with.......... oo that’s hard................... the bnha universe T-T I want powers!

66: What were you like in 2013?

I was an awkward, abusive, shitty little child.

67: Do you have a job?

Nope! I’m planning on possibly finding a part-time one soon, though!

68: Tell us a story about your childhood best friend.

His name was Parker, and he was a year older than me. He was my first friend other than my older sister, and I loved him so much. I don’t remember much, seeing as the last time I saw him I was five... It was early fall, just when the leaves start to fall. We had one of those trees in my front year that dropped the seed thingies that twirled around. Parker and I would always toss so many of those in the air until out hands got cold... I really miss him.

69: If you could change one thing in society, what would it be?

I would get rid of corrupt governments and people in positions of power.

70: How many all-nighters have you pulled before?

Never have I pulled one for school, but I find myself staying up til the crack of dawn the day before school starts, usually. Or on nights when I can’t but help contemplate everything to the point of not being able to sleep at all.

71: Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is it?

Tumblr is one of my favorites, but Ao3 has my ass.

72: What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

Nothing. I tend to be very hard to bribe. But if I reaaallly needed the money, I wouldn’t be able to kill someone, I’ll tell you that.

73: Does money equal happiness?

It can for some people, but not for all.

74: How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?

I don’t know, a few? I’m never truly happy until my thoughts leave me alone.

75: How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime?

More than happy, I can tell you that.

76: What’s the funniest joke you have ever been told?

My generation is going to save the planet.

77: When was the last time you looked at the news?

We actually watched a news clip during history today!

78: If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say?

Stop being a dick!

79: What is your favorite animal?

A hedgehog!!

80: If you could earn a million dollars for pretending to be dead for three years, would you do it?

NO! I have people who would miss my sorry ass, then murder me for coming back!

81: What is one thing everyone is bad at?

Having a lot of friends. A lot of the time (in my personal experience), the more friends you have, the less time you can spend with them, and the less close you are, until eventually you can’t keep dividing your time!

82: What time do you normally sleep? How many hours do you usually get?

uuuhh... yes, and not enough!

83: Does age necessarily equal maturity?

No, but that does not excuse digusting things like p*****ilia.

84: What is your favorite clothing store?

....The Hot Topical.

85: In the winter- beanies or gloves?

why not both?!?!?!?

86: Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?

Wings. I can’t swim, and I panic underwater.

87: If you had the power to erase someone from the world so that nobody remembered them but you, would you do it?

That depends, does it fuck up history? Cuz in that case, no!

88: What do you fear the most?

Being abandoned by everyone.

89: How many digits of pi can you recite?

3...

90: If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, what year would it be?

2015, so I could leave a better version of my for my friends that I leave at the end of the year,

91: Describe yourself in one word.

Invasive

92: Describe your last victory.

I had a conversation with that asshole from my dream without arguing with him.

93: What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?

SO! This one time towards the end of the school day in the seventh grade. This one kid (let’s call him V) was sitting next to his friend (C). I look over as I go to shoulder my bag, and V is running his hand down C’s thigh. V catches me looking, and goes “WHAT?! he did it first!” like that made it better! (and it kinda did because that’s still one of my best stories!)

94: What is something you will never forget?

Something traumatic

95: Would you rather forget all of the past, or remember everything in vivid detail?

Vivid detail. Then maybe I could win arguments with my sister!

96: Have you ever broken a bone before?

yeah... I fractured the growth plate in my foot in the sixth grade... by walking.....

97: Is it harder love someone, or hate someone?

love is so hard....

98: Coffee or tea?

I drink both, but tea ftw!

99: What are some little things you do that have changed your life in a positive way?

I have become more friendly with my dog, and he actually likes me now!

100: How many hours do spend on tumblr a day?

quite a fukin few....

#asks #long post #bnhahc #get to know me #get to know jude #not headcanons

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carmineclock · 6 years ago

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Old Ass RP, finally finished, more at 3

pixelpixies 06/12/2017

[txt] hey three, you free?

rooty 06/12/2017

[txt] Depends. Was that rhyme intentional or just lucky?(edited)

pixelpixies 06/12/2017

[txt] what if it was both?

rooty 06/12/2017

[txt] Of course it was. What's up?

pixelpixies 06/12/2017

[txt] i wanna tell you somethin' in private!

rooty 06/12/2017

[txt] Now you got me hooked. Where and what?

pixelpixies 06/12/2017

[txt] my room? i dunno, shouldn't take long.

rooty 06/12/2017

[txt] You're making me move for some kinda secret I don't even know yet? Fiiiine. Be right there.

pixelpixies06/12/2017

[txt] well i don't know if yours has sharks or cats in it. >;PP

[txt] if i deliver food to you later will it be even, dork?

rooty06/12/2017

[txt] The answer is both.

[txt] Be right there.> And you're right there. Knock knock knock.

pixelpixies06/12/2017

> Swing door open and tug him inside.

rooty06/12/2017

> Eek. "Yes hello hi I'm here and can walk myself."

pixelpixies06/12/2017

"Don't be a baby!"

> Close door and plop down on your bed.

"Sooo, uh, I'm prob'ly overthinkin' things from three thousand years ago but y'know I wanna cover bases and all that, ay?"

rootyLast Thursday at 10:07 AM

crawls in here three years later ---- "And what bases would that be?" > You'd prefer to take a chair of available. But the bed shall do too. Especially considering the chair would probably be Clover-sized.

rootyLast Thursday at 10:38 AM

> Quirk an eyebrow. You never know where Clover is trying to go with a thing. "I sure did. What about it?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 10:38 AM

"I um....I wanted to ask you for advice."

rootyLast Thursday at 10:46 AM

> Sigh. You know, you do feel honored that Clover comes to you to ask, but why's it gotta be about this? "Regarding Deuce?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 10:47 AM

"Yeah."

rootyLast Thursday at 10:50 AM

> You take a moment to just put yourself into a fitting mindset, trying to stay very open and not critical and definitely not pissed. "Alright, and what's the issue?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 10:52 AM

> You're giving him your trust don't do this to him. > You shift anxiously.

rootyLast Thursday at 10:53 AM

> You're trying. "You came to ask for advice, didn't you? So, what's wrong?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 10:55 AM

"...He's in love with me and I think I fell for him and we both know what we're doing and I'm pretty sure we both have thirty different plans in mind for how we're going to kill each other one day and I can handle it but I don't know if somebody here's going to wanna stab me for it."

rootyLast Thursday at 11:07 AM

> Sigh. Not an annoyed sigh. More like a very short exhale, like, 'welp, yep, that's a thing.' "Well, I think you're - ehem - lucky there. Out of all the crews, Deuce is generally the one with the least conflict potential. I mean, you know. I'm not a fan. That much is true. I don't know if anyone else would be more pissed than that. Aaand all things considered, I bet Deuce hates me more than vice versa." > There have been some events. And lost fingers. No regrets tho. "I don't think you got a stabbing coming for it. Tho I gotta ask, do you really want to go through with that? Even if you think you can handle it now.. It's easy to believe that until you're in too deep to back out. And.. even if it's all clear and simple to you, which I'm sure it is, it will be hard for others to not question your loyalty at least a little bit, you gotta understand that."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:10 AM

> A soft sigh. "It....yeah. I mean. The idea of not staying around him already hurts. And we don't...need to be official, like we ever could. Can't go around telling the whole city we've decided to be Romeo and Juliet." > Ptthththh. "Also it still hurts the idea I'd pull a Malcolm."

rootyLast Thursday at 11:18 AM

"I'm sorry I said that. Iii guess it was a little unfair. But I think you can understand that it's been a lot. I'm just concerned you guys. For us all. And while you're surely more clever and conscious when it comes to this, it still begs the question whether it's worth it." > Rub the bridge of your nose. "Well, I think you got enough of my opinion on this. Was there anything else about it you need help with?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:21 AM

"Yes, I need a hug."

rootyLast Thursday at 11:25 AM

> You stare at him, baffled for just a second. Then smirk. This guy, I swear. > Not that this was out of the ordinary for Clover, you've just been in a very different mindset until just now. "Acceptable." > Arms are open.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:27 AM

>Climb into arms and make little worry noises. Aaaa don't hate me.

rootyLast Thursday at 11:28 AM

> Pat his back and thoroughly ruffle his hair. You don't hate him just some of his decisions.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:32 AM

> The hair ruffles have been received. You seem to calm down. "...Thank y', T."

rootyLast Thursday at 11:33 AM

"Thank you for coming to me, I suppose."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:35 AM

"Pardon?"

rootyLast Thursday at 11:39 AM

"I mean, I wouldn't blame you if went to basically anyone but me. But you still chose to speak with me about this topic. So, thanks for that trust."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:41 AM

> You lean back and stick your tongue out for a moment. >:P "Are you sayin' I shoulda gone to somebody else?"

rootyLast Thursday at 11:42 AM

"Dunno. Have you tried asking Doc?" > That was only half a joke. For all Trace knows, Scratch would probably whip anyone else for that, but Clover may just get a pass.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:43 AM

"I hate you shut up--"

rootyLast Thursday at 11:43 AM

> Snort. "No you don't and no I won't."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:44 AM

> Puts hand over his mouth.

rootyLast Thursday at 11:50 AM

> Hey. Lick that hand. >B[> You COULD bite it, but the two of you know you won't

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:55 AM

> You poke his tongue and make a face at him.

rootyLast Thursday at 11:57 AM

> The tongue is there to stay.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:03 PM

> You wipe your hand on his front. "Guess what. You did."

rootyLast Thursday at 12:06 PM

> That's fair." "I did what."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:07 PM

"You shut up."

rootyLast Thursday at 12:08 PM

"You got me there."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:09 PM

"...Can we hang out more?"

rootyLast Thursday at 12:10 PM

"Sure we can. Now or in general?" > The answer is probably both.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:10 PM

"All."

rootyLast Thursday at 12:12 PM

"Can do."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:12 PM

"Also is Fin cool with me bein' all affectionate, and are you, 'cause frankly I never really know with you guys."

rootyLast Thursday at 12:15 PM

> Something something others can't understand you if you don't know yourself. "Probably. Maybe. We're both very jealous creatures, just as we're unfortunately flirty. I generally just don't like to be left out."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:18 PM

"Sounds about right." > Tiny bittiest peck on the lips.

rootyLast Thursday at 12:39 PM

> Groan, then chuckle. Just what are you supposed to do with this guy.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:39 PM

"Whatcha thinkin'?"

rootyLast Thursday at 12:43 PM

"Wondering why everything and everyone I like keeps giving me so many headaches."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:43 PM

"You think too hard about 'em probably."

rootyLast Thursday at 12:44 PM

"Probably. How do I stop that?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 12:51 PM

> A pause. "...Well, I could give you a serious answer."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:00 PM

> Snort. "I didn't expect one, but I'm listening."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:02 PM

"Personally, everyone used to give me headaches too, and then I just kind of decided that I'd either have to put up with that forever or I'd focus on loving what's good about 'em no matter what fuckery they're getting up to. I settled on the latter, but it was somethin' I had t' convince myself on, you know? Th' kind of deal that's...accepting somebody might always be some stupid way, or that it'll take forever, and just not lettin' it drain me 'til I can't see what I love as clear. I deal with everyone by jus' starin' at the silver linings all the time."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:08 PM

> Lean back and stare into empty space to mull this over. "That sounds reasonable. And easier said than done." > Long down and bonk lean your head on his. "But thank you."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:11 PM

> Grin, pleased. "Killing people with kindness is kind of my thing, but it can save somebody's life just as well."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:23 PM

"I guess that's your silver lining." > B)

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:24 PM

"Your silver linin' is that you're clever as hell, clearly."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:26 PM

"I'd say that's more of a curse but thank you."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:26 PM

"One man's trash-"

rootyLast Thursday at 1:28 PM

"That's true, some people quite like trash."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:29 PM

"You're a doofus you know that."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:30 PM

"Now that's just rude." > Fake offended.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:32 PM

"Whatcha gonna do about it?"

rootyLast Thursday at 1:33 PM

"I dunno. Leave?"

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:34 PM

"Boring."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:35 PM

"I live to disappoint."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:36 PM

"You live to fuck Fin and make ships in bottles."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:37 PM

"Same difference."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:38 PM

"Could live to fuck me too."

rootyLast Thursday at 1:39 PM

"Like I said, I live to disappoint."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 1:39 PM

"Hey now.">Nip his neck.

rootyLast Thursday at 1:41 PM

> Cackle."I mean, hey, that's not in the realm of the impossible, but it definitely gotta involve Fin."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 10:51 PM

> You blow a raspberry against his neck fucking take that nerd.

rootyLast Thursday at 10:55 PM

> Screech and growl. HOW DARE.> PINCH HIS SIDES because that's the only way you know how to help yourself.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 10:58 PM

> You make a squeaking noise and smack his hands away, but you're laughing. Mock his growl.

rootyLast Thursday at 10:59 PM

"You know, I don't take an attack on me lightly." > More very threatening and very fake growling.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:00 PM

"Oh I'm so fuckin' scared." > Snort.

rootyLast Thursday at 11:01 PM

"You should damn well be." > Pinch his side again, then wiggle yourself free.

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:02 PM

> Smak that hand. You slip off of him as he wiggles and get up. > Grrrrr. But it sounds more like you're purring, honestly.

rootyLast Thursday at 11:10 PM

> Snicker and flop across the bed. "Guess you defeated the big bad shark. Hope you're satisfied now."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:11 PM

> Climb onto him. Snuggle time. "Lazy shark."

rootyLast Thursday at 11:13 PM

"Lies and slander."

pixelpixiesLast Thursday at 11:15 PM

"Hardly."

rootyLast Thursday at 11:16 PM

> Huff, then snicker. Snuggle time indeed.

#ooc #logs

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rp-meme-central · 7 years ago

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Doctor Who - Silence in the Library - sentence starters

1. “Close your eyes, and tell me what you see.”

2. “Something’s here. Someone’s got in. No one’s supposed to get in.”

3. “I know it’s in my mind, but something’s got inside!”

4. “Oh! Hello. Sorry to burst in on you like this. Okay if we stop here for a bit?”

5. “Books! People never really stop loving books.”

6. “The ______. So big it doesn’t need a name. Just a great big ‘the’.”

7. “This must be biographies! I love biographies.”

8. “You need a good death. Without death, there would only be comedies. Dying gives us size.”

9. “Spoilers.”

10. “These books are from your future. You don’t want to read ahead. Spoil all the surprises.”

11. “You know what, this is the biggest ______ in the universe. So where is everyone?”

12. “It’s silent.”

13. “No, I never land on Sundays. Sundays are boring.”

14. “_____, why are we here? Really, why?”

15. “But there’s no one here. There’s just books. I mean, it’s not the books, is it? I mean, it can’t be the books, can it? I mean, books can’t be alive.”

16. “That face, it looks real.”

17. “So that’s why we’re here.”

18. “Count the shadows. For God’s sake, if you want to live, count the shadows.”

19. “So, we weren’t just in the neighborhood.”

20. “Yeah, I kind of, sort of, lied a bit.”

21. “What do you think? Cry for help?”

22. “What, it doesn’t do wood?”

23. “What’s that? What’s that noise?”

24. “Nice door skills, _____.”

25. “What was that? What was after us? I mean, did we run away from a power cut?”

26. “Ooh, I’m sorry. I really am. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.”

27. “It’s alive.”

28. “Can you hear me? Are you all right?”

29. “It chose me a dead face it thought I’d like?”

30. “That shadow. It’s gone.”

31. “We need to get back to the _____.”

32. “Hello, sweetie.”

33. “Please just leave. I’m asking you seriously and properly.”

34. “I’m a time traveler. I point and laugh at archaeologists.”

35. “_____, stay out of the shadows. Not a foot, not a finger in the shadows ‘til you’re safely back in your ship.”

36. “If you understand me, look very, very scared.”

37. “_____, the way you came, does it look the same as before?”

38. “Seal up this door. We’ll find another way out.”

39. “We’re not looking for a way out.”

40. “My family built this ______. I have rights.”

41. “Something came to this ______ and killed everything in it. Killed a whole world. Danger? Could be.”

42. “Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. But their wrong, because it’s not irrational. It’s ______.”

43. “Lights! That’s what we need. Lights! You got any lights?”

44. “_____, why am I the only one wearing my helmet?”

45. “Don’t let your shadows cross. Seriously, don’t even let them touch. Any of them could be infected.”

46. “Excuse me. Can I help?”

47. “You’re doing a very good job of acting like you don’t know me. I’m assuming there’s a reason.”

48. “Life of a time traveler, never knew it could be such hard work.”

49. “Look at you. You’re young.”

50. “You’re younger than I’ve ever seen you.”

51. “You’ve seen me before, then?”

52. “_____, please tell me you know who I am.”

53. “Sorry, that was me. Trying to get through to the security protocols, I seem to have set something off. What is that? Is that an alarm?”

54. “Hello. Are you in my television?”

55. “Would you like to speak to my _____?”

56. “What happened? Who was that?”

57. “Sorry, you’re not allowed to see inside the book. It’s against the rules.”

58. “I didn’t do that. Did you do that?”

59. “What’s that? What’s happening?”

60. “Oh, thanks for, you know, offering to help with the lights.”

61. “They don’t want me. They think I’m stupid ‘cause I’m pretty.”

62. “No, they’re right, though. I’m a moron, really. My _____ said I had the IQ of plankton and I was pleased.”

63. “Who is the little girl/boy? What’s s/he got to do with this place?”

64. “I’m protecting my family’s pride.”

65. “I don’t want to see everyone in this room dead because some idiot thinks his pride is more important.”

66. “I didn’t either. I’m getting worse than you.”

67. “Okay, let’s start at the beginning. What happened here?”

68. “I trust this wo/man. With my life, with everything.”

69. “Everybody, careful. Stay in the light.”

70. “We heard her/him scream a few seconds ago. What could do that to a person in a few seconds?”

71. “This is her last moment. No, we can’t. A little respect, thank you.”

72. “S/he’s just brainwaves now. Pattern won’t hold for long.”

73. “Where’s that wo/man? The nice wo/man, is s/he there?”

74. “What I said before, about being stupid... don’t tell the others. They’ll only laugh.”

75. “That was horrible. The most horrible thing I’ve ever seen.”

76. “Whatever did this to her/him, whatever killed her/him... I’d like a word with that.”

77. “What’s in that book?”

78. “Who are you to me?”

79. “What I want you to remember is this, and I know it’s hard. The real world is a lie, and your nightmares are real.”

80. “The shadows are moving again. Those people are depending on you. Only you can save them. Only you.”

81. “This is _____ in the days before s/he knew me.”

82. “What are you talking about? Are you just talking rubbish? Do you know him/her, or don’t you?”

83. “I do know _____. But in the future. His/her personal future.”

84. “That’s not darkness down those tunnels. This is not a shadow.”

85. “It’s a swarm. A man-eating swarm.”

86. “I’ve never seen an infestation on this scale, or this aggressive.”

87. “Normally, they live on roadkill. But sometimes people go missing. Not everyone comes back out of the dark.”

88. “Run? Run where?”

89. “It’s how they hunt. They latch on to a food source and keep it fresh.”

90. “Stay absolutely still, like there’s a wasp in the room. Like there’s a million wasps in the room.”

91. “What are we doing? Are we shopping? Is this a good time to shop?”

92. “You don’t have a suit, you’re not safe.”

93. “You don’t have a suit, so you’re in as much danger as I am!”

94. “Does that mean we can leave? I don’t want to hang around here.”

95. “Hey! Who turned out the lights?”

96. “It doesn’t move very fast, does it?”

97. “_____ has been saved.”

98. “How can it be ______? How is that possible?”

#rp memes #sentence starters #Doctor Who #Silence in the Library

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A Captain America: the First Avenger Timeline for Fic Writers

(I’m so sorry I erased the original post I’M SO SORRY! You can read this without the visual aids on AO3.)

March 10, 1917 - James Buchanan Barnes is born, and we were all officially fucked.

July 4, 1918 - Steven Grant Rogers is born, and somewhere in Brooklyn Bucky's mother wept . . .

June, 1924 - Steve's mother is bedridden from illness associated with Tuberculosis.

September, 1930 - 12-year old Steve and 13-year old Bucky meet for the first time in Hell's Kitchen, where Bucky scares off bullies trying to steal Steve's money. What were they doing in Hell's Kitchen? No one knows. Steve tells Bucky he's been living in the orphanage 'on 8th' since his mother's death. Which is odd since Bucky was apparently at her funeral when they're both legal adults in a flashback scene from the Winter Soldier. For the purpose of this timeline, info from the movies will take precedent over info from the various tie-ins. Meaning Sarah Rogers is basically Schrödinger's Ma for the next 6 years.

1936 - Shrodinger's Ma finally actually dies fo sho of Tuberculosis. Bucky breaks everyone and their mother's heart with his 'til the end of the line' line. (Also, per MCU canon, Bucky's 'folks' are still alive . . . and own a car.)

February ish, 1940 - Colonel Phillips first approaches Howard Stark, in Los Angeles, about working for the SSR. (Stark Industries was formed in 1939, and 'a year later' Howard is at a nightclub in West Hollywood called Ciro's, demonstrating the properties of Vibranium. Ciro's opened in January of 1940. So keeping in line with the MCU canon and with real world history, as you do, January 1940 is the absolute earliest that Howard could have been recruited.) They're pursued and Stark deploys rockets from the ass-end of his car to escape them because Howard Stark.

Agent Margaret "Peggy" Carter, aka Agent 13 is already in deep cover working for Schmidt as a maid in his personal mansion.

November, 1940 - Peggy rescues Dr. Erskine from Schmidt's mansion two days after Johann Schmidt forces him to inject the experimental serum, proving that we all could have saved a lot of time if Peggy had done that three fucking days earlier, Jesus.

May 25, 1941 - Steve goes to the Dodgers-Phillies game at Ebbets Field. Was Bucky with him? We don't fucking know. It was a Sunday, so maybe. It’s not like Steve knew other people . . .

December 7, 1941 - Steve and Bucky are in an art class - like . . . how can anyone write these two as dirt poor when they're fucking around on their Sundays at baseball games and art classes? By this point the economy was booming as the work force was being drafted left and right, these two would not have been in need of jobs. And two Irish-Catholics (honestly, Bucky is probably Scottish, lbr) skipping church? tsk tsk - when the class is informed by a runner that Pearl Harbor has been attacked.

Okay real talk here, for a second. The draft officially started in 1940, pulling men 21 years of age and older. In 1940, Bucky was 23. He was single, no kids. He absolutely could not have given conscientious objector status as a way to avoid it because if he had, when he was drafted later on he never would have seen combat. He should have been drafted in '40 or '41. The only reasons he wouldn't have been was if he was a student, or if both his parents and/or his siblings were considered his dependents. Since some sources say both Bucky and Steve were orphans, then it is entirely plausible that both Bucky's parents died close to the time Bucky turned 19 or 20, in which case he could have become the legal guardian of his younger siblings.

PS: Bucky is not an orphan in the MCU (nor is he poor in that suit, jfc):

So either Bucky was working like a damn dog supporting his family, in which case the fuck are you doing in an art class, kiddo? Or he was actually a student at a college or university.

.....he could also have, during the years the US was gearing up in case they were forced into the conflict, held a job that was considered vital to the coming war effort. This sort of deferment was limited to jobs in war production, and jobs that involved national 'health, safety, or interest'. Literally the only job I can think of without actually like . . . researching it, that Bucky could have been in where he would have been skipped the first few times but taken in '42, is if he had been a police officer. That would fit very well with his ability with a gun, plus explain why he made sergeant so fucking fast, with prior training other inductees would not have had.

Considering what a golden child Bucky was in Brooklyn, all three of those scenarios would be a perfectly valid reason for Bucky to have avoided the first several waves of conscription. Just thought that was interesting.

Anyway! Steve wants to enlist right away, so Bucky (a three-time YMCA welterweight boxing champion, suck it) trains him for two whole weeks because Bucky is apparently of the opinion that Steve is an idiot who won't get in anyway so why fucking bother going hard.

*at the time, under the regulations of the New York State Athletic Commission, welterweight was a weight class of 147 to >160 pounds. Meaning post-war Bucky gained about 40 pounds of pure muscle after getting the serum....dude.

December 24, 1941 - Bucky is right and Steve's first attempt to enlist fails so hard. Go to Midnight Mass, Steven.

March, 1942 - Red Skull fucks shit up in Tønsberg, Norway and finds the Tesseract.

September 21, 1942 - Bucky receives his draft card, and takes it to an intake facility and enlists in the US Army. The following dates are literally nowhere in canon, but I have research to back up what is essentially pure speculation on my part. His serial number is 32557038. There is a real world counterpart who actually had this particular serial number, and he was enlisted on this date. So, in order for Bucky to have gotten to the number before this guy, Bucky probably woke up early Monday morning to get shit done.

Desperate Historian's Note: I always assumed that since he was a Sergeant when he first shipped out, Bucky had been in service for at least a year and a half, which is still pushing it within the constraints of the timeline. Most NCO's at the start of US involvement in the War, Corporals and Sergeants, already had years of Army service under their belts. But no. 9 months. So. Bucky basically kicked ass and took names to become a Sergeant in 9 months of non-combat training (which took place at Camp McCoy, Wisconsin btw). That, or every NCO in his regiment came down with a sudden case of the Deads and he got promoted.....Bucky would have needed a special recommendation from the company commander - TWICE in 9 months - to reach that rank. Jesus. It is canon fact that Bucky was indeed an absolutely phenomenal soldier (and leader) . . .

He would have been sent to basic training and been gone for ten weeks, meaning it would have been over by the 1st of December, 1942, or thereabouts.

December 1, 1942 - Give or take a week or two, maybe, depending on how quickly he was whisked away after enlistment, Bucky would have been given a week's furlough after training at Camp McCoy ended.

December 8, 1942 - Since he is a designated marksman (not a sniper, the US Army didn't have those in WWII. A designated marksman was just a guy in a regiment who was an excellent shot and stuck with their regiment at all times and was used situationally, never went off alone to shoot people in the head and stuff), he absolutely would not have been sent to any sort of sniper training because, again, the US did not have those in WWII. He wouldn't have stayed in NYC, though.

He would have been on an Army base somewhere, with the occasional week-long furlough to return home. There were 114 mobilization camps by 1942, and only three of those in New York state; Madison Barracks, Camp Upton, and Pine Camp, with three more in New Jersey; Fort Dix, Fort Monmouth, and Camp Shanks. 17 were in California, 14 in Texas. Anyway. So, before Bucky leaves for war, he and Steve wouldn't have seen a whole lot of each other for the year before that, either.

June 7, 1943 - Bucky probably arrives in NYC on a final week's furlough before being sent to War. With the way Steve looks at him when he sees the uniform later on, and Bucky's cocky little head tilt, it's probably safe to say Bucky received his sergeant's chevrons not long before this furlough. (Honestly . . . I have never understood this part. Bucky damn well knew he was 107th from the moment he reported, and Steve should have as well. Also, ‘getting his orders’ had nothing to do with his uniform, soldiers were required to wear that shit everywhere they went. Unless Steve knew he’d gotten his orders simply because he was there and shouldn’t have been....whatever, movie exposition, blah blah)

June 14, 1943 - Steve's fifth attempt to enlist fails spectacularly because he had to claim to be from New Jersey. He then goes to get the shit kicked out of him in an alley behind a movie theater, that's what you get for saying you're from Jersey, Steven. He and Bucky attend the Stark Expo that evening, where Steve ghosts like an asshole - even though for all he knows this is literally the last time he will ever see Bucky alive!! - and is chosen by Dr. Erskine as a candidate for Project: Rebirth.

June 15, 1943 - Bucky and the 107th ship out for 'England'. Now, the troop transport Queen Mary left NYC on June 1, 1943, heading for Gourock, Scotland and carrying the 1077th Signal Company Service Group. It took 5 days; they arrived on June 6, 1943. On July 16, 1943, the Edmund B. Alexander carried 5,000 replacement troops to Liverpool, England. That journey took ten days; they made land on July 26, 1943. Maybe. The records are full of literal question marks, so I dunno. That's the closest thing I can find to Bucky's stated journey. Most of the troops leaving from NYC at this period were actually heading for Africa, landing in Casablanca, Morocco.

I know Bucky says he's shipping out for England in the morning, but it makes so much more sense that the 107th would have been sent to Africa and then swept up into Italy in the next four months of fighting, where Steve finds them later. It would be easy to deal with this by either saying Bucky's an idiot, or (my recommendation) that Bucky knew exactly where he was heading and he just wasn't telling Steve that he was being sent into the heart of the brutal African and Italian campaigns rather than a nice balmy Liverpool in the summer. The journey from NYC to Casablanca, Morocco would have been anywhere from 11-15 days.

June 20-25, 1943 - Bucky would have hit Liverpool, England right around this time, if that's the way he was sent.

June 25-30, 1943 - Bucky would have docked in Casablanca, Morocco, if this is the way it went instead. So I guess you could safely say he made landfall in the European Theater on June 25, 1943? Haha right in time for Mussolini to get his ass arrested and the Italian Fascist government to fall.

June 22, 1943 - Steve is injected with the super-soldier serum, right Steven? (Meaning he only had a week of basic training, at most, and everything else he knows about being a soldier he taught himself with all those books he brought to Camp Lehigh with him.)

September, 1943 - Ugh, okay, history nerds cover your ears, because there is just no way to make the real invasion of Italy match up with the MCU invasion of Italy. Unless the 107th just said fuck those guys and marched right into German territory past the . . . bombs and stuff. On September 9, there were Allied landings at Salerno and Taranto, Italy, and they didn’t enter Naples until October 1. I mean, is it really all that shocking that they got their asses kicked in Azzano? NO. But having a fucking USO show that deep into Italy means the MCU said fuck it, so you too can say fuck it when it comes to the real WW2 timeline in Italy, idfc. This is apparently what the MCU lines looked like at this point in time, and let me just tell you, see that bulge there, right under the Hydra flag? Those fuckers would have been surrounded and cut off so fast, so fast, just like in Bastogne. Assholes....anyway.

October, 1943 - The Battle of Azzano results in Hydra declaring war on anything that moves, including Nazis, and takes prisoners from various different regiments that historically were either still in training or in the Pacific Theater at this point, but that's fine. Prisoners are taken over 120 km away to a Hydra weapons factory in Kreischberg, Austria, where their Hydra captors separate the men into cages according to their nationality and other factors. The purpose of this is for the bickering hodgepodge of Allied soldiers to keep each other busy with in-fighting so the Hydra guards can forget to train and get beat up by Captain America in a month or so.

Dum Dum Dugan almost immediately makes a joke while Cage Team Howling Commando is introducing themselves, and a brawl breaks out. As you do.

In Bucky's cage are the following:

Jacques "Frenchie" Dernier, French Resistance, born January 2, 1911 (32). The fuck was your French ass doing in northwestern Italy, son? To my knowledge the French Resistance kind of worked mainly . . . in France. The Italian Resistance was very active in this period, so they could have been collaborating, but that's not what the Resistance did, mostly. So the only logical conclusion we can come to with Frenchie is that he was captured somewhere in France by Hydra and transported to the factory as labor. He lived in Marseilles before the War, and likely would have stayed close to it.

Major James Montgomery "Monty" Falsworth, born January 2, 1914 (29), of the British 3rd Independent Parachute Brigade, which historically first saw action in June of 1944, ha. Anyway, Monty was from Birmingham, England and was known in the comics as Union Jack, and the pin on his beret is a nod to that. Teeeechnically? Monty outranks Steve, but since they're not even part of the same Army, that's kind of a moot point. He winds up with the rank of Brigadier, which wtf, that means he outranked Colonel Phillips when the war ended . . . four for you, Monty.

Private Gabe Jones, born August 14, 1918 (25), was 92nd Infantry Division, a segregated unit that historically first saw action in September of 1944, haha. Gabe was from Macon, Georgia and was fluent in French and German thanks to pre-war studies at Howard University. Just as proficient in hand-to-hand as the others, he was often part of the team’s frontal assaults, as well as handling the radios . . . and he boned Peggy Carter in the comics.

Corporal Timothy 'Dum Dum' Dugan, born April 11, 1912 (31), was a member of the 69th Infantry Regiment, which is also known as the 165th or Fighting Irish, recruited solely from NYC, who were making landfall in the Pacific right about now. Frustrated historian's note: Had he been a real boy, Bucky Barnes would have been enlisted into the 69th Infantry as well, just like Dugan. Canon-wise it makes sense that Bucky and Dugan were from the same unit, even though canon thinks they weren't because canon made up the WWII-era 107th? Anyway, the fact that both Dugan and Bucky were in the same foxhole when the Hydra tank hits in the cut scene from First Avenger is all fucked up because you don't put your NCOs where they can be blown up together, okay. It's bad strategy. Add to that the fact that Dugan calls him Bucky like they've been buddies for a while, but the tie-in comic is still on 'Jimmy' and also states that Dugan and Barnes were in the same company after all, that cut scene is frustrating. Or I guess the comic is frustrating? Something's frustrating, anyway. I think the best way to deal with this is just to say that the 107th IS the Fighting Irish regiment because fuck it. Dugan will eventually take over leading the team when Steve goes splat, leading the Howling Commandos and being involved with SHIELD, and Nick Fury personally, well into the Cold War.

Private Jim Morita, born October 20, 1919 (24) - also, Happy Birthday here's a Hydra weapon NOW ASSEMBLE IT - wasn't in the same cage as the others, but he served in the US Army's Nisei Squadron as a Ranger, aka the 442nd Regimental Combat Team. Their real fight in the European Theater began in June of 1944, so who the fuck knows how his ass wound up in Austria. And since the whole unit was made up of men of Japanese descent, it's safe to assume there's a 50/50 chance Morita was given the choice back in Fresno between enlisting and an internment camp. A lot of fics write Morita as the team medic, but I'm not entirely sure why. In WWII, medics held a rank of Private, Private First Class, or Technical Sergeant. So, the medic would either have needed to be Morita or Gabe Jones in keeping with this. But there is literally no canon mention of him being any better at triage than any of the others, and he is definitely not a medic by trade. None of them are. The more likely scenario here, because none of them wear the insignia of a combat medic, is that all of the team were equally trained and capable at the most basic of field triage, but the team itself probably flew without a safety net and used the medics from whatever regiment they were shadowing at the time.

Sergeant James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes (26) - who you will notice is literally the fourth James in a team of 7 men - contracted what can only be assumed to be walking pneumonia on the battlefield of Azzano, and as his condition gets progressively worse in captivity, hastened by the hard labor of the weapons facility, he eventually becomes so weak that he drops several components in front of the officer in charge of the Facility, identified only as Colonel Lohmer. Lohmer beats Bucky like a rented mule, and when he's deposited back in his cage, the other four realize that if he's made to work again the next day, he'll die. They devise a plan to kill Lohmer, which would put one of the kinder Nazi assholes in charge who would allow Bucky to remain in the cages until he was able to recover. Their plan works, crushing Lohmer under a ton of machinery and symbolism and signifying the first time the soon-to-be Howling Commandos had worked together successfully. The soldiers return everyone to their cages after the accident to keep order, and Dugan tells Bucky that he's safe from Lohmer now, with the only punishment being a reduction of the POWs food rations for a week since there was no one specific to punish. Bucky is an ungrateful dick and not only asks Dugan to stop calling him "Jimmy", but graces him with the nickname Dum Dum in the process. Bucky is saved from dying on the manufacturing floor only to be singled out by Arnim Zola and taken to the 'examination rooms'. And we all know what happens there.

August to Early November, 1943 - Steve Rogers sings and dances his way through over 200 shows and makes several badly conceived films while his best friend is slogging his way through Italy.

November 3, 1943 - Steve disappears behind enemy lines to go find his Bucky.

November 8, 1943 - The Man With A Plan dramatically re-enters the Allied base camp where Colonel Phillips is fixin' to tear Peggy Carter a new one for losing Captain America over enemy territory. If the Battle of Azzano happened on a goddamn Earth map at the real Azzano in the Province of Udine, and assuming the Allied camp was somewhat close to that area, the march from the factory back to the Allied base camp would have been well over 120 kilometers as the crow flies. Those prisoners were metal af.

I'm getting that date from the assumption that walking over 120 km back to (supposedly because in reality they'd have needed to walk to goddamn Naples) Allied territory with 400 sick and wounded men would take a few fucking days. An American unit in Sicily in WWII (30th Infantry Division) marched 54 miles in 33 hours across country. But it's safe to assume that the company Steve rescues from Kreischberg would not be moving at top speed, but rather a steady pace that would keep them moving, but not fucking kill them.

The closest thing I can get to this incident is in July of 1944, when the German armies began a forced march of POWs across Germany to delay their liberation by the approaching Red Armies. Groups of 250 to 300 men marched over bombed out roads in a meandering route because they were forced to skirt around various battles, kind of like what our POWs would have to do in enemy territory. The groups would march between 20 to 40 kilometers a day, with very little food, clothing, shelter or medical care to speak of. Using 30 km/day as our benchmark, that's at least 4 days that it would have taken to get back to the Allied encampment. If the Hydra factory went boom on the night of November 3rd, and Steve flounced into camp in daylight, November 8th is a very safe bet.

November 15, 1943 - Steve pinpoints the Hydra facilities on the map in the SSR bunker in London (which was located in the Cabinet War Rooms in Whitehall) and is given permission to form his own elite special ops unit. Sidenote, the Howling Commandos were never called the Howling Commandos until after the War ended, they were merely called the 107th Tactical Team. Another nickname bandied about in 'non-canon because it contradicts the movie ahahahahahah' was The Invaders, which is probably what other soldiers would have known them as when encountering them. Neither Steve nor Bucky would know what the fuck a Howling Commando even is until they read up on history, and even then neither of them would likely ever think of himself as a Howling Commando.

Now, in trying to find this date, my inner frustrated historian has begun to weep, because I just cannot find a base in Italy that makes sense for any of these damn movements to have been based out of. The Allies hadn't even gotten through the Gustav Line at this point, which ran across the boot and through the town of Cassino, south of Rome. For them to be in Northern Italy close to the Austrian border, dude. WTF were they doing there? And how did they get in and out?? I mean was anyone really surprised when their straying asses got pounded by enemy forces deep in enemy territory??

I have no idea how to judge how long it would have taken for the future Commandos to get to London and drink in a pub because there is literally no rational logic to pinpoint their starting location, and therefore no way to guess what modes of transport were even available to them so close to enemy territory. The easiest way to find this date would have been to find out what date Captain America was awarded his Medal of Honor, but . . . even I'm not that good, apparently, 'cause I can't dig up shit. The Medal of Honor ceremony that happens at the same time as this scene would have been at least a week and probably more from the action on the night of November 3rd simply because it took that long for the paperwork to travel back to Washington. It was usually months before soldiers received their Purple Hearts, for instance. But let's assume this was fast-tracked because it's Captain goddamn America. Let's also assume they didn't have Howard Stark fly them back to London in his plane and tell the other 400 POWs to go make like a leaf and fuck a tree or something.

So the trip back to London probably took at least 7-10 days. We also need enough time to have passed that they expected Steve to get from the front lines all the way back to DC for the ceremony. My first instinct is to say up to a month could have passed when this scene comes around, but a month just seems way too long when looking at the context of the scenes, from the celebratory pub crawl of the POWs to the fact that Steve is being debriefed here, which would have been literally the first concern of an agency whose job is gathering intelligence.

TL:DR version, this could be anywhere from a week to a month later, idfk.

It's safe to assume this is also the night of the pub when Bucky reveals how heterosexual he is not by asking if Steve is going to keep his stage suit for no apparent good reason.

Mostly I'm putting this date here because it is the day the Allied Expeditionary Force for the invasion of Europe is officially formed. Having the SSR gearing up for - or as a result of - that meeting seems to make a lot of sense.

November 15, 1943 to March 4, 1945 - Steve and the Invaders, often along with other military forces, plow through HYDRA factories like an enraged ex with a John Deere tractor and a bottle of Jim Beam, and also join the larger battle against the Axis Powers on the Western Front. Essentially this period is Band of Broooos: Howling Commandos Edition. This period is where you can really have your fic fun, because canon doesn't tell us fuck all about it.

Well . . . that’s not necessarily true, though. Through the (paltry imo) Howling Commando montage of the movie, we see at least 10 distinct missions, and in clips from TWS there are hints of a few more; as many as 15 total. There are 6 Hydra facilities on the board, labeled 1-6. #4 was never taken during Steve’s time. But we can assume at least 5 of their missions were blowing the rest up. One was ‘in Poland, near the Baltic’, the other was ‘30-40 miles west of the Maginot Line’, thanks Steve. That doesn’t give us shit, son. But I will try.

1. A Hydra facility raid, #2. This is the one 30-40 miles west of the Maginot Line, labeled #2 on the map. West, in fact, of Liechtenstein, and southeast of Innsbruck, in a town that begins with RES. I think this is Resia, Italy, and the Reschen Pass (Resia Pass in WW2), which would make sense, tactically. I’d like to point out that they show Bucky entering with the team, show the team running out, show Steve riding out on his motorcycle, and then the place blows up. No Bucky. Take better care of your marksman, boys . . .

2. An approach with additional military forces through a forest, in the snow. Look at those BAMF motherfuckers. I got no clue what this mission could be, though. This has the feeling of a patrol, rather than a directed attack on anything. Bucky doesn’t even have his rifle.

3. A direct attack through a forest of exploding trees . . . no snow. This is probably a frontal attack intended to push at the enemy lines. With mortars like that coming at them as they advance, there’s no way whoever they were facing wasn’t dug in on a forward line.

4. This is most likely a harassment mission. They’re shown disturbing the lines of supplies to somewhere, and taking care to be covert, which is . . . not usually how Steve rolls, lbr.

5. Another Hydra base raid, Base #5. This is shown through only film, with Steve planning an approach to somewhere and a whole shitload of troops mobilizing with them. From where they are, he’s pointing south. God help me. Looking at the map he’s pointing to, the best guess I have based on the coastline is that it shows the northern bits of Belgium, and he’s pointing toward Hydra base #5, which is somewhere in the northeast corner of France, right below the border of Luxembourg.

6. Seek and destroy mission. This was another battle, not a base. Despite the fact that they’re in rubble, but then . . . most of Europe was rubble at this point, lbr. Peggy pulls a ‘Hydra battle lines’ flag from the map after this mission, so this was about pushing the forward line back. And we know this was the Hydra line, not the Nazi line. The scene we see was likely after the battle itself was over, when the search for the wounded and intel begins; that’s when enemy snipers made their last stand, like the one seen stalking Steve’s oblivious star-spangled ass. Bucky almost kills Steve for saluting at him and giving away his carefully chosen position.

7. A pitched battle in a town, somewhere. Steve is seen kicking ass and stuff.

8. Cool guys don’t look at explosions . . . The only reason I am separating these three clips is because the middle one is obviously in a forest, where the other two are in towns. We’ll call them three separate skirmishes. I would imagine all three of these are about pushing back that forward line.

9. The mega huge tank in the middle of town. I can see the team being sent out just to take care of this thing. Historian sidenote; the Nazis did indeed cook up some monster tanks. Hitler had a size kink. The Tiger II, or as the American GIs called it, the King Tiger, was . . . I mean, you were fucked if one of these rolled up into your path. They were damn near indestructible and they carried a big fucking stick. The problem with a heavy tank is that a Europe that has been bombed back to Creation for several years is a muddy Europe . . . if that Hydra tank wasn’t stuck in 5 feet of mud it was made of aluminum or something.

10. A last Hydra base raid, Base #?. This is shown only through the resulting smoking husk of a destroyed base and Red Skull being a diva. I don’t know which one this was, other than knowing it had to be #1, or #6. I hate to tell Steve, but I’m not sure any of the flags on this map are in Poland near the Baltic Sea, my dude. It would have to be #6 that he was talking about, though. #1 is just northeast of Lübben, Germany, in what appears to now be Briesensee nature preserve.

The only other hints we get at their missions are the clips of footage from TWS.

11. Hydra Facility #3. #3 is in the south of fucking Greece, near the northwestern tip of the body of water called Maliakos Kopos. There’s a marina in that area, Agia Marina, that would make a very convenient Hydra facility if I do say so myself. Now, this looks like a water landing! And it’s not an ocean landing, so that marina at facility #3 might be the ticket.

12. I’m going to call this a Hydra Facility Raid. Look at him go. There he go. Again, this is either #1, or #6. idfk anymore.

13. Prisoners. Cap is seen escorting surrendered German soldiers, It’s notable that they’re not Hydra, so that would be one of the ‘regular’ missions they ran with other troops. It could be part of any of the above missions, though.

14. Clearing out a town left by retreat. Those soldiers are not particularly the kind of alert that possible enemy combatants in the weeds will make you, so that town has probably been cleared.

15. Troop Transport/Advancement. This is notable because it’s a bridge, and not a little stone bridge, either, it’s a big one. In fact, this is the Ludendorff Bridge over the Rhine. (You can learn more about the capture of this bridge by looking up the Battle of Remagen.) Bridges were kind of a big deal at this stage when the German army was pulling out all the stops trying to prevent the Allied advance. Bridges large enough to convey heavy artillery got blown up but quick. This bridge in particular was front page news when it was captured by the Allies. Unfortunately, we can’t place Steve and his team at the Battle of Remagen, or at the Ludendorff Bridge, because this happened just days after Steve nosedived into the Arctic. So. We’ll call it an MCU bridge! This was either coming back from the front and they were deeper in Allied territory, or more likely after a battle, but on the way to the new front lines, as established by the winning of the goddamn bridge. Doubt this was a Hydra mission, either.

All in all, Bucky and Steve have 16 months of battle side-by-side. Bucky would have had 20 months total of combat service in the War.

I'm going to list some real events from the War during this time that the team might have been involved with or nearby for that could fill in some of those non-Hydra missions above, and some things they would definitely have at least talked about. You can skip these if you like, just scroll down to the next bolded bit. I am copying and pasting these because I can:

December 2, 1943: The Germans conduct a highly successful Air Raid on Bari, Italy. One of the German bombs hits an Allied cargo ship carrying mustard gas, releasing the chemical which killed 83 Allied soldiers. Over 1000 other soldiers died in the raid.

January 17, 1944: The first Battle of Monte Cassino begins when the British X Corps attacks along the Garigliano river at the western end of the German Gustav Line.

January 20, 1944: The U.S. Army 36th Infantry Division, in Italy, attempts to cross the Gari River but suffers heavy losses.

January 22, 1944: Allies begin Operation Shingle, the landing at Anzio, Italy. The Allies hope to break the stalemate in south Italy, but they are unable to break out of the beachhead and the line holds until late May.

February 15, 1944: The second Battle of Monte Cassino begins with the destruction of the historic Benedictine monastery on Monte Cassino by Allied bombing. The Allies believed the grounds were used as an observation post by the Germans

February 16, 1944: Germans launch a major counter-attack at Anzio, threatening the American beachhead.

March 15, 1944: The third Battle of Monte Cassino begins. The small town of Cassino is destroyed by Allied bombers.

April 27, 1944: The Slapton Sands tragedy: American soldiers are killed in a training exercise in preparation for D-Day at Slapton in Devon.

May 8, 1944: D-Day for Operation Overlord set for June 5.

May 11, 1944: The fourth battle of Monte Cassino begins led by general Anders of the 2nd Polish Corps.

May 18, 1944: The Battle of Monte Cassino ends in Allied victory. Polish troops of the 2nd Polish Corps led by general Władysław Anders capture Monte Cassino. German troops in west Italy have withdrawn to the Hitler Line.

June 4, 1944: Allies enter Rome, one day after the Germans declared it an open city. German troops fall back to the Trasimene Line. Meanwhile, Operation Overlord is postponed 24 hours due to high seas.

June 5, 1944: Operation Overlord commences when more than 1,000 British bombers drop 5,000 tons of bombs on German gun batteries on the Normandy coast in preparation for D-Day. And the first Allied troops land in Normandy; paratroopers are scattered from Caen southward.

June 6, 1944: D-Day begins with the landing of 155,000 Allied troops on the beaches of Normandy in France. The Allied soldiers quickly break through the Atlantic Wall and push inland in the largest amphibious military operation in history.

June 10, 1944: At Oradour-sur-Glane (a town near Limoges), France, 642 men, women, and children are killed in a German response to local Resistance activities.

June 13, 1944: Germany launches a V1 Flying Bomb attack on England, in retaliation for the invasion. The V-1 attacks will continue through June.

July 3, 1944: The Allies find themselves in the "battle of the hedgerows", as they are stymied by the agricultural hedges in Western France which intelligence had not properly evaluated.

July 24, 1944: Operation Cobra is now in full swing: the breakout at St. Lo in Normandy with American troops taking Coutances.

August 15, 1944: Operation Dragoon begins, marked by amphibious Allied landings in southern France. Elsewhere, the Allies reach the "Gothic Line", the last German strategic position in North Italy.

August 19, 1944: The French Resistance begins an uprising in Paris, partly inspired by the Allied approach to the Seine River.

August 25, 1944: Paris is liberated. The German military disobeys Hitler's orders to burn the city.

September 2, 1944: Allied troops enter Belgium.

September 6, 1944: The "blackout" is diminished to a "dim-out" as threat of invasion and further bombing seems an unlikely possibility.

September 9, 1944: The first V-2 rocket lands on London.

September 17, 1944: Operation Market Garden, the attempted liberation of Arnhem and turning of the German flank begins.

October 18, 1944: Hitler orders a call-up of all men from 16 to 60 for Home Guard duties.

November 1, 1944: "Operation Infatuate", an Allied attempt to free the approaches to Antwerp begins; amphibious landings take place on Walcheren Island. It would become a major supply port for the Allies by the end of the month.

November 20, 1944: Hitler leaves his wartime headquarters at Rastenberg, East Prussia, never to return; he goes to Berlin, where he will soon establish himself at the bunker.

December 16, 1944: The Battle of the Bulge begins as German forces attempt a breakthrough in the Ardennes region. The main object of Hitler's plan is the retaking of Antwerp.

January, 1945 - The only mission the MCU gives real details about comes from the Smithsonian Exhibit's interview with Peggy Carter (which you can watch in its entirety btw). The 'difficult winter, 1945' has to be January, and they were outside Stalingrad, Russia. During - or possibly in the aftermath of - a blizzard, Steve (and presumably the Commandos but fuck those guys amirite Agent Carter?) fight their way through a Hydra blockade that had been there 'for months', and saved half a battalion, over 1,000 men, who'd been penned down behind German lines. That's literally all we've got for mission details, and none of that makes any sense. Like any. At all. Why the fuck were they near Stalingrad?? How did they get to the Eastern Front, STEVEN???

February 1945 - Bucky falls from a goddamn train in the Alps. There is no resource to tell us how much time passes between Bucky's fall and Steve's supposed death in the Valkyrie. So let me get my history on for a second. On February 17, 1945, the British Special Air Service executed Operation Cold Comfort, a parachute drop raid near Verona, Italy with the objective of blocking the main rail lines through the Brenner Pass by landslide. The Brenner Pass is a mountain pass through the Alps which forms the border between Italy and Austria. Sounds familiar, right? (It's also featured on one of the Captain America covers, Captain America No. 33, 1943).

The operation would ultimately be a failure, but since Schmidt wouldn't have known that, hearing rumors of this operation, or even word that it had been attempted and fearing a second try, this could have been the inciting incident behind why he had Zola hauling his evil ass along that railway at a speed described as 'moving like the devil'. So we can safely put Bucky's fall between February 15 and February 25th. You could also stretch and say it was February 14th, if you are the reborn incarnation of Satan.

Now, by the end of February, the Red Army was sweeping through the northern regions of Poland toward the German border, moving north and west. It's a Russian soldier who finds Bucky in the Alps, so either that patrol was way the hell out of their lane, or . . . Bucky laid there for a while, folks. Seriously, the Red Army didn't even sniff the border of Austria until March 31, 1945 with the Upper Silesian Offensive. Which leads one to postulate that, a. the Russians who found Bucky were lost as fuuuuuck, b. the Russians who found Bucky were a rogue group who defected to Hydra after Hydra declared itself a separate entity from the Axis forces (doubt it), or c. neither Steve nor any of the rest of the team ever actually looked for Bucky's body, even after Steve went down in the Valkyrie, and he laid there for weeks. I honestly choose to believe one of the former, since the latter is just . . . I can't.

[No, you know what? Fuckin......frustrated historian meta addition.]

It's always bothered me that they might never have looked for Bucky's body, y'know?

I always assumed the arm got ripped off when he hit the side of the ravine. Like maybe he grabbed for or hit a ledge and the speed/height of his fall was just too great and it got ripped off. Because it's not crushed like it would be if he'd landed on it, it's a traumatic amputation. It almost had to have happened during the fall. Which could mean he'd have landed close to the edge, or maybe like hit higher up and tumbled until he was at the bottom instead of freefalling the whole way?

In his flashback, you can see he's still bleeding as the soldiers are carrying him. Bleeding a lot. If he'd been in the water or motionless in the snow for any amount of time, the bleeding would have at least become sluggish. He'd be hypothermic; his body would route blood away from his extremities to protect his vital organs, plus the blood vessels in the wound would be constricting due to the cold. But, if he'd been moving under his own power trying to get to help, it would explain why he's still bleeding; his movement kept the blood circulating where it would otherwise have clotted up.

In this gif, it looks almost like the blood trail starts just a few meters away. If we take a leap and assume that when they started moving him it jogged him awake, then this scene shows where the Russians found him. Those are trees, aren't they? Meaning he moved under his own power after he landed. Meaning he got the fuck up after falling off that train, and walked through that ravine toward help. What a fucking badass, jfc.

Two things I think we can say with certainty; one, the Russians were definitely searching for someone. He's on a stretcher, which wasn't something a normal patrol would've been carrying, especially over rough terrain. They had it with them for a reason. And two, the Russians weren't there because of Zola. Between Bucky falling and Gabe taking the control room, he had very little time to get off a communication with sitrep and location. And even if he was able to, it would have been to Hydra troops, who would have shown up wearing Hydra gear. And Russians are almost certainly not part of Hydra at that stage in the War.

Those Russian soldiers were probably an Allied search party that was sent out to find Bucky. That would tick off a lot of problem boxes, wouldn't it? It would mean someone - the SSR, the Army - did order a rescue/recovery for a damned war hero like a fallen Howling Commando, and Allied Russian troops were closest or something. It would explain why Russian soldiers were in such a remote area, with a stretcher, when they had zero other reason to be there! It would explain why Bucky is listed as KIA instead of MIA even though they obviously never found his body. It would also explain why Bucky didn't struggle as they were carrying him off; he thought they were on his side, rescuing him.

My theory after writing all this up? He lost the arm in an impact with the side of the ravine, but contacting the ravine walls also slowed his landing and put him on dry ground. He then got up like a BAMF and moved, either until he found shelter under some trees, or he simply collapsed from shock or trauma or exposure or all of the above. An Allied rescue/recovery party found him, but they were Russian, and they reported him KIA and kept him because they knew he must be enhanced to have survived that sort of fall, cold, and blood loss, and they wanted their own Captain Comrade.

March 4, 1945 - The SSR and other forces raid the secret Hydra bunker and Steve Rogers boards the Valkyrie on his way to getting fridged, literally haha, so Peggy Carter can become a hero . . . good job Captain Cannonball.

March 15-24, 1945 - The Commandos assist in Operation Undertone, which was part of the Allied invasion of Germany by the U.S. Seventh and French 1st Armies of the U.S. Sixth Army Group. It was a very real operation, so info is easy to find about it if your heart is still in your chest after watching both our boys plummet to their supposed deaths.

Some time in April probably?? 1945 - Dugan and Morita head to the last known HYDRA facility, Facility #4 bitches!, known simply as the Fortress, located some the fuck where in Austria, with Peggy Carter. They capture HYDRA General Werner Reinhardt and take possession of the first known classified 084, the Obelisk. We don't see the Obelisk again until Agents of SHIELD.

May 8th, 1945 - VE-Day. The remaining five members of the team gather in a pub to toast 'the Captain', suggesting that they did indeed just leave 'the Sergeant's' body rotting in the Alps somewhere, fuck that guy. (It is notable that one of the tie-in books for the movie states explicitly that they toast to both 'the Captain' and 'the Sergeant', so it's probable that they gave each man his own, individual farewell. We just didn't see it.)

(If you want more timeline! Trying to track the Winter Soldier through both canon and history.)

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #Howling Commandos #history nerd rants #research #fic reference #history sorta #timeline #meta maybe?#captain america #ca:tfa #MCU detail references

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nuclearmu5hroom · 7 years ago

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Thanks for the tag @kittenbloodcoffee (boy this is a long one....)

THE LAST:  1. Drink: Grapefruit soda  2. Phone call: My sister and I was trying to give her directions to the Pagan Pride Fest I was at yesterday  3. Text message: Veggie Lo Mein and Gen Tso's Chicken (its whats for dinner)  4. Song you listened to: Right now at this very moment I'm listening to I'm Your Boogeyman by Rob Zombie  5. Time you cried: Like cry cry? or tear up and get moopy? cause I tear up several times a day over stupid stuff but I last genuinely cried when it was brought to my attention that my ex wanted to talk about our son living with him full time.

HAVE YOU:  6. Dated someone twice: I'm not entirely sure about what this means? Are you asking if I dated someone, broke up, then went back to them? Then yes, I've done that.  7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes  8. Been cheated on: Yes  9. Lost someone special: 2 friends to suicide and another who I cant talk to because....reasons.  10. Been depressed: Yup, that bitch runs in my family  11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes in my younger years. I'm too old for that shit now

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:  12-14: Blue, Purple and Red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:  15. Made new friends: All my pockets frands on Tombler dot gov  16. Fallen out of love: Yes sadly.  17. Laughed until you cried: Have you ever considered using a penis as an exotic weapon in D&D? I died when we made the rules for this.  18. Found out someone was talking about you: Probably but I don't remember or actively blocked it out  19. Met someone who changed you: Yes. Its a tendency of mine to absorb characteristics of the people I meet in order for them to like me more.  20. Found out who your friends are: Secret friends? That sounds neat..if there is anyone who is my friend and they'd like to tell me come on down!!  21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Yes. Several people.

GENERAL:  22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 99.9% of them.  23. Do you have any pets: I haz 1 itty bitty kitteh  24. Do you want to change your name: Nope I like mine just fine. I was named after a friend of my Mom's who joined the Circus.  25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Got a PipBoy and the PC version of Fallout 4, my husband made me breakfast and we went out to dinner. It was a good day, tater.  26. What time did you wake up: 7:30, like most days  27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Came home from the movies. I got to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure in the theater!  28. Name something you can’t wait for: To hear back if Danny Shorago's gonna be at TooManyGames next year. That and my gaming PC and also my BodyKun/Chan mannikins  29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 2 1/2 years ago. I don't talk to her and don't wish to.  30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My level of education. I really want to go to school for animation and illustration  31. What are you listening right now: Short Change Hero - The Heavy. (I am always listening to music. ALWAYS)  32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yup, he's one of our managers at my work. Good guy, I like him.  33. Something that is getting on your nerves: American Politics and corruption (getting on my nerves is a bit of an understatement)  34. Most visited Website: Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter

LOST QUESTIONS. (I mean I just wrote about myself lol)  35. Mole/s: Molemolemolemolemolemolemolemolemole (yes I have a few <.<)  36. Mark/s: Stretch marks from mah bebbes, scars from self injury from years and years ago.  37. Childhood dream: I always wanted to be a Marine Biologist

38. Haircolor: At the moment its electric blue, but naturally its shit brown

39. Long or short hair: Short and shaved on the side and back  40. Do you have a crush on someone: Don't tell my husband but yes I do ^-^ (don't worry, its on a celebrity so nothing will ever happen lol)  41. What do you like about yourself: I got awesome legs and I'm kinda funny sometimes.  42. Piercings: I used to have SO MANY PIERCINGS! I had my right eyebrow, tongue, I had an industrial in my right ear, both nipples, navel, clitoral hood, aaannnnd labia.  43. Bloodtype: A+ and I always donate  44. Nickname: Mush (like Mush-chelle)  45. Relationship status: Married  46. Zodiac: Pisces  47. Pronouns: She/Her and I'm perfectly ok with they/them too

48. Favorite TV Show: Stranger Things  49. Tattoos: I have Princess Zelda covering my left bicep, the burning eye from Tool on my neck and a really shitty biker tattoo of a fairy that I got for free when I was 16. I plan on getting it covered up.......whenever.  50. Right or left hand: Righty  51. Surgery: Nope  52. Hair dyed in different color: See above - Its BLOOOOO  53. Sport: Hockey (Go Flyers!)  55. Vacation: My favorite vacation I ever went to was Disneyworld when I was 10. My dream vacation would be to see my Uncle Klaus and Omi in Germany  56. Pair of trainers: Converse. I have a black pair and a maroon pair

MORE GENERAL:  57. Eating: OMNOMNOMNOM (I love food)  58. Drinking: Til I PEEEE!  59. I’m about to: Drop the hottest mix tape this side of my 30s  61. Waiting for: a sense of the miraculous in everyday life (pfffffft HA!)  62. Want: A house  63. Get married: Already did. Wouldn't do it again.  64. Career: At the moment I am in QA for a small cable company. I like it a lot here, been doing it for 3 years now. The company is good and its loyal to its employees and I could see myself sticking through here as my day job until I retire. What I really want to do though is make my own cartoons.

WHICH IS BETTER  65. Hugs or kisses: Depends on the situation  66. Lips or eyes: Eyes yes  67. Shorter or taller: I want either pocket sized or so tall I cant see where you end. There is no in between  68. Older or younger: For what? I will be friends with anyone between the ages of 0-150  70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice stomach arms

71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive. Come at me with loud noises and I will yell at you (which defeats the purpose of being quiet)  72. Hook up or relationship: Relationships are nice cause they're stable but something about a hook up is hot af  73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I will see how much trouble can be tolerated without getting caught. I don't cross boundaries

HAVE YOU EVER:  74. Kissed a stranger: Yes. 28th birthday I did  75. Drank hard liquor: I plan to tonight  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Heaven help me if I ever lose my glasses. I am legally blind without them.  77. Turned someone down: Yarp.  78. Sex in the first date: Yeah. It was whatever  79. Broken someone’s heart: More than I care to admit  80. Had your heart broken: In a way that can never truly be mended (unrequited is the fucking worst)  81. Been arrested: Thankfully no

82. Cried when someone died: I cry when people across the planet die.  83. Fallen for a friend: Absolutely

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:  84. Yourself: Yeah I'm pretty cool sometimes.  85. Miracles: I'm in the middle of questioning this. Try again later.  86. Love at first sight: That's silly. I believe in lust at first sight but love requires time  87. Santa Claus: I'm a Mom so yes. Its written in the parenting rule book you have to.  88. Kiss in the first date: I kissed my husband on our first date. (and I tried to take him home but he said NO)  89. Angels: I believe in extradimentional contacts that have before been described as 'Angels'

OTHER:  90. Current best friends name: Emma (my sister), Toni, (my other sister who I wish was my sister)  91. Eye color: Blue! and I was happy to have passed my mutation to my kids too (both their dads have brown eyes throughout their entire families)  92. Favorite movie: MST3K: The Movie, Hot Fuzz, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Three Amigos, I Heart Huckabees.

And now for the fun part!: I tag @ashleyanthrax, @slickmedici, @midnight14, @time4teabeesknees and @sonderingtrashcompactor

This is a long one so don't go out of your way if you dun wanna.

#stuff im tagged in #personal #tags

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flowercoasts · 8 years ago

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1-99 😘

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?“Subway Car” by Marc E. Bassy, “Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’” from Teen Beach Movie, “Gotta Go my Own Way” from High School Musical 2, “Til I Forget About You” by Big Time Rush, “I Won’t Say (I’m In Love)” from Hercules, and “Honeymoon Avenue” by Ariana Grande2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?i wanna meet the robodog3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“I hope no fish will come along so great that he will prove us wrong.”4: What do you think about most?my girlfriend5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?welcome to an episode of worth it6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?with7: What’s your strangest talent?i can wiggle my eyebrows like wavy caterpillars dancing on my forehead8: Girls… are amazing wonderful stunning showstopping gorgeoust 11/10; Boys… some of them are cute sometimes9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?not that i know of10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?…earlier today11: Do you have any strange phobias?not really12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no but one time i had a marble in my mouth and i was choking on it but dont worry i swallowed it down with water13: What’s your religion?none at the moment14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?hanging out with my friends or cousins15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?depends but mostly in front of it16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Big Time Rush. Beatles whom?17: What was the last lie you told?“im totally nOt GAy”18: Do you believe in karma?not really :/19: What does your URL mean?my psn was flowercoast but the url here was taken so i added the s20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?- cannot start conversations with new people for the life of me- im p easy going i guess21: Who is your celebrity crush?i started getting back into glee recently so.. Dianna Agron22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope23: How do you vent your anger?i either rant online or to my friends24: Do you have a collection of anything?stuffed animals! (an accidental collection)25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?depends on my mood but usually video chatting bc i like to see the other person and also i talk more with my actions than my words26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?somewhat27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?i absolutely hate multiple sounds including, but not limited to: nails scratching on chalkboards, the sound of utensils making the horrible scraping sound i love the sound of the ocean breaking, the early morning (5am - 7/8 am), the woods in the morning28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i had went to the same schools as my friends29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?yes and yes30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.my window and my phone31: Smell the air. What do you smell?my window is open and someone is cooking barbecue down the street32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?marin33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?west coast. i really liked east coast the times i went but west coast is still the best coast :)))34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?zayn 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?live life to the fullest bois36: Define Art.as long as it expresses feeling37: Do you believe in luck?sort of38: What’s the weather like right now?foggy and a little cold but not too cold by sf standards39: What time is it?4:1940: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?no and no41: What was the last book you read?Romeo and Juliet for my english class42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no43: Do you have any nicknames?flower, sunnisides, eggs, nana (banana)44: What was the last film you saw?Guardians of the Galaxy 2 i think45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?walking pneumonia. WORST46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?nope47: Do you have any obsessions right now?not really tbh48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi babe bean49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?in middle school there was a rumour i had a foot fetish which i DO NOT SMH… even though i kind of started it but i was joking i s2g50: Do you believe in magic?sure!51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?depends tbh52: What is your astrological sign?aries/pisces but i relate to aries more53: Do you save money or spend it?…spend it…54: What’s the last thing you purchased?besides food, i bought my girlfriend an umbreon pillow55: Love or lust?love56: In a relationship?ohohoh heck ye57: How many relationships have you had?one 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?i did it yesterday on facetime, my gf can confirm59: Where were you yesterday?at school bc finals ugh60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?yes, my perfume and my brush61: Are you wearing socks right now?nope my feet are finally free62: What’s your favourite animal?it changes but i really like the Bigg Cats like jaguars and cheetahs63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?charm the socks off of them by extreme flirting64: Where is your best friend?doin somethin wild probably65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.idk man soz66: What is your heritage?my grandma on my mom’s side is half spanish, and she grew up in a spanish household but otherwise i’m pretty filipino67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?facetiming my wonderful gf68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?……….. n…o……. REST IN PIECES PATRICIA70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?maybe? probably. idk71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?im saving the dog no second thoughts as soon like as i see that dog - i’m FUCKIN NYOOM72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?i would tell most everyone, i would do everything i’ve wanted to do, and i would be very afraid 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.why can’t we have both? :’( 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?any disney song ever, any song from BTR’s first album75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?991776: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?the memes77: How can I win your heart?you gotta be a Ukrainian horse goblin sorry i don’t make the rules78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?? idk79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?i have never made any good decision in my life ever… except dating my gf80: What size shoes do you wear?7 and a half81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?gg82: What is your favourite word?thrussy83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.being passionate about something84: What is a saying you say a lot?“why are you like this” or “i hate you all”85: What’s the last song you listened to?“Slide” by Calvin Harris, Frank Ocean, and Migos86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?yellow and pink :)87: What is your current desktop picture?my dog n cat together 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?there are. too many people89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?OHOHOHO why dont yall ask n guess. you wONT90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?i find toilet paper and wrap myself in it bc i don’t wanna feel excluded, my n my mummy bois are havin fun tonight goodbye forever parents91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?shapeshifting as hell92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?my entire fifth grade year :’)93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?aahahahahha…. too many whomst94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?my girlfriend95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?i love New Orleans96: Do you have any relatives in jail?i don’t think so97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?nope!98: Ever been on a plane?multiple times now99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?this thrussy pops severely

#asks #SO LONNGGGG

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andyl394 · 8 years ago

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ANDY’S MASTERLIST

Bucky Barnes X Reader

Happy You’re Here: (Series) -Discontinued-

Summary: You didn’t actually know who you were, rescued from H.Y.D.R.A, you suffered Dissociative Amnesia. The Avengers helped you, now was time for you to help Bucky.

Why: (One Shot)

Request: tony is reader’s father and some angst? Bucky and reader a little conection but not fallen in love just like ‘hey i kind of feel confortable around you’. bye - Anon

10 Signs an Introvert Likes you: (Series) -Complete-

Summary: Bucky wasn’t the type of guy to show his feelings and neither were you the one to notice subtle things, until you come across this video; A guidance that may help you discover rather The Winter Soldier likes you or not.

Sleepy Birthday-boy: (Drabble)

Summary: You couldn’t spend your whole day with Bucky, but there was still a couple minutes left.

Introverted: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Request: I love your introvert series so far and I’m looking forward to future chapters. I was wondering if you could do a one shot or something with a strong-willed introvert fem!reader x Bucky? A lot of introvert readers aren’t given very many dimensions and I was hoping you could make it awesome with fluff and possible smut ☆〜（ゝ。∂）-

Taken Care of: (One Shot) -Bucky x Reader x Steve-

Request: Can you take a request for me? Reader is sick and Steve or Bucky (or both, omg) take care of me/her? It can be short. I just need… You know

Blind Date: (One Shot)

Request: Can I get an valentine’s day Bucky x Reader, pls? It can even be a drabble maybe some fluff or sexual tension? u choose <3 - Anon

Club Security: (Series) -Mafia-discontinued-

Summary: Being an almost Chief of the Italian Mafia wasn’t all that good, sometimes things would get boring. That was one of the motives that made Bucky create a “secret” club; and just as every important and rich establishment, there should be someone to take care of it. And that someone happens to be you.

April Fools: (One Shot)

Request: is April fools and reader is a prankster and is playing pranks in everyone except Bucky and they go out on a date in the day to escape the results? - Anon

Problem: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Summary: You weren’t a good girl, you were a problem - as the team always said to him -, and Bucky knew that, but he simply didn’t care.

Festive Prompt: (One Shot)

Request: 13, 47 and 42 Bucky x reader? - Anon 13. “You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?” 42. “Oi! That’s my hot chocolate!”47. “You made gingerbread zombies?”

Ashamed: (One Shot) (plus size reader)

Summary: Sneaking around with the Super Soldier wasn’t easy and all you wanted was to stop it, but what do you do when Bucky doesn’t seem to want the same thing as you?

Birthday girl: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Summary: It was your birthday, and Bucky had a hell of a gift.

Hyphothetically: (Vday One Shot)

Summary: Not wanting to spend Valentine’s day alone, your friend convinces you to go out, ditching you in thirty minutes of chatter. Well, at the end of the night, you figured that being ditched wasn’t all that bad as you seemed to have found a new companion.

Oh no, that’s bad: (Social Media au)

Summary: You’re a college student, you’re mad angry, Bucky ruins your paper, that’s not good is it?

But it’s better if you do: (Social Media au)

Summary: Working as a dancer to pay for your college in the barely legal cabaret club that your friend helped run wasn’t as bad as it sounded like, especially when you get to meet a blue-eyed masked devil who is definitely much sweeter than your idiotic class-mate, James Barnes, who also had blue eyes and wait his voice sounds similar and his hair sure looks like- oh no.

Oh no, that’s good: (One Shot) -NSFW-

summary: Bucky had a plan: all he had to do was talk about his feelings for you, tell you how he felt and how he wanted to be loved. That was all, just talking, no action, just talking. But it was getting hard to follow the plan when you kept looking at him like that.

Steve Rogers X Reader

Light: (One Shot)

Request: Hey, could you do a 20. “Hug me so I can Get warm.” and a 21. “You’re like a heater!” Steve Rogers X Reader? Pls? - Anon

Yes: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Request: hellllloooo, i love your writing and i have a request. can you make something with reader X steve with this chat: “x1: wait, how do you know that steve is great in bed?” “x2: we share a wall, so either he’s amazing in bed or y/n just likes to agree with him a lot.” “x2: loudly, and a lot.” - Anon

Sick: (One Shot)

Request: Hi gorgeous! Can I have a Steve/Fem!Reader where she’s his girlfriend he realises something is happening to her from small details(like…Skin and hair colour fading,a strange way to approach food.),and the little things grow to big things when she moves in with him (she’s a lot skinnier than what seems healthy,faints constantly,never eats with him,hits gym more than necessary…) ‘til he find out she’s anorexic and decided to help her? But can you do it without the whole pity party angst?Without the"I’m ugly and I want to be beautiful"line that is in every F one of the stories with this theme,but with reader being a model(that’s how they met)and living under pressure to be 'perfect’ to the media and to Steve?I think of something in the lines of wanting to be in control and LOOK like she’s in control of her life.You could end with him convincing her of finding help, no unrealistic accepting herself for him. Thanks, love.

Taken Care of: (One Shot) -Bucky x reader x Steve-

Request: Can you take a request for me? Reader is sick and Steve or Bucky (or both, omg) take care of me/her? It can be short. I just need… You know

Wipe the Machines: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Summary: Captain America thought you hated him, but you just wanted him to wipe the damn sweat off the Gym’s machines.

Cutecumber: (Vday One Shot) -soulmate au-

Summary: A normal day at work was rather busy, even more so when it’s Valentine’s Day. Always playing Cupid, you never thought that you would finally find your soulmate on such a chaotic day.

Tony Stark X Reader

Father!Why: (One Shot)

tony is reader’s father and some angst? Bucky and reader a little conection but not fallen in love just like ‘hey i kind of feel confortable around you’. bye - Anon

Peter Parker X Reader

Familiarity: (Part 1 | Part 2)

Requested: a one-shot or something like that about the reader being Peter’s classrommate but for some reason being called to the avengers, and he is there in his suit and he keep seeing her in the school wondering why she was there? pls? - Anon

Not enough: (One Shot) -plus size reader-

Requested: Well, I’m shy and this is a weird request so… Yeah. Well, I was wondering, could you do a Peter Parker X Reader with angst? Like. ANGST. STUFF THAT FIC WITH PURE TEENAGE ANGST OR SOMETHING AND THEN IT ENDS WITH SOME FLUFF? Thank you! - Anon

Natasha Romanoff X Reader

Clumsy Little Thing: (One Shot)

Summary: It was Valentine’s Day, and yet, you would have to stay inside the Avenger’s Tower. But would you be alone, though?

Wanda Maximoff X Reader

Oblivious: (Vday One Shot)

Summary: Wanda just wanted to call you on a date, but as Stark says, you’re really oblivious to someone with 8 PhDs.

Loki Odinson x Reader

I read it in a book: (One Shot)

Summary: When you start to avoid the God of mischief, he asks himself what had he done to cause that.

Steve Harrington X Reader

Festive prompt: (One Shot)

Request: From the festive prompt list, 1, 2 and 35 Steve Harrington x Reader? 1. “Is that mistletoe?” 2.“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?” 35.“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

The Hargrove’s Sister: (Part one | Part two | Part three)

Summary: All you wanted was to protect your step-sister when you found yourself in a junkyard helping a bunch of middle schoolers to fight an interdimensional slug that turned into a dog and was thirsty for blood. Oh, and Steve Harrington was there too, not that it was a big deal.

Little Matchmakers: (Vday One Shot)

Summary: It was movie night and coincidently, Valentine’s Day, and it seemed as if the kids had decided to take the Cupid’s job.

Billy Hargrove X Reader

Fuck Away the Pain: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Summary: All you wanted was to forget your excuse of a ex-boyfried for one night, you just wanted a distraction. Luckily, the new kid seemed more than willing to help you out.

Tutor: (One Shot)

Summary: With your failing math grades, your boyfriend decided to take it on him to tutor you. All you had to do was follow the rules of no kissing until you learned the material. You could do that, right?

Diana Prince X Reader

Festive Prompt: (One Shot)

Request: Hello, I’d really be happy if you could write something with 12 and 18 DIANA X READER, in which reader really loves Christmas but Diana never really thought about it and she has a crush on reader, so she goes the extra mile and decorated the whole League’s mansion. Thank you! - Anon 12. How on earth did you get tinsel there? 18. You didn’t have to go through all this trouble, you know.

Dean Winchester X Reader

Stretching: (One Shot) -NSFW-

Summary: It was hard to keep your body relaxed between hunting and researching the whole day, but you found your way, and - apparently -, so did Dean Winchester.

Can’t Take My Eyes Off You: (One Shot)

Summary: Your birthday was coming up, and living in a world with Soulmates, turning 22 without one wasn’t always a good sign.

The Marauders

Sneak out: (One Shot)

Summary: Ok, I can’t be the only one that when read that junk called Cursed Child thought how they tried to escape and why, soo….. YEP. Hope you like this drabble <3

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sambashua · 8 years ago

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92 truths~

Thank you @hypekyun for tagging me in this! We should be friends~

Yo this is gonna be rlly boring bc i’m boring bUT HERE WE GOOOOOO

THE LAST…

1.Drink: water 2.Phone call: mi madre 3.Text message: "THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE RELATED TBH” in the Winwin & Haechan Protection Squad Chat™ 4.Song you listened to: view - SHINee (@ kat r u proud) 5.Time you cried: ??? probably recently over a dog post tbh

HAVE YOU EVER… 6.Dated someone twice: nooo (k i’ve never dated so 80% of these will be no how exciting wow) 7. Been Cheated on: nooo 8.Kissed someone and regretted it: nooo 9.Lost someone special: yeah 10.Been depressed: i’m a happy bean 11.Gotten drunk and thrown up: nooo (drinking til ya barf is bad kids)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: GREY nd light blue nd light green?

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 15.Made new friends: YEAHHHHH !!! 16.Fallen out of love: nooo 17.Laughed until you cried: too many times 18.Found out someone was talking about you: yeh 19.Met someone who changed you: ofc 20.Found out who your true friends are: yeahhh 21.Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nooo

GENERAL… 22.How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: idk like 3 who tf knows 23.Do you have any pets: YES TOM TOM AND MYSTERY FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T ASK NOW YOU KNOW REQUEST PICS OF THEM IF YA WANT 24.Do you want to change your name: i like my name:) 25.What did you do for your last birthday: i was on vacation and it was really fun! 26.What time did you wake up: 8ish bc i had my late class today i am blessed 27.What were you doing at midnight last night: i think watching ofd?? 28.Name something you cannot wait for : ofd to be subbed lol (also the full produce101 performances plz @ mn*t) 29.When was the last time you saw your mother: two days ago ? 30.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: probably my habit of procrastination bc i wouldn’t be stressed constantly :D 31.What are you listening to right now: i was watching pro101 performances so that 2pm song is stuck in my head does that count 32.Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: SHOUT OUT TO TOM TOM HE COUNTS 33.Something that is getting on your nerves: judgey/ignorant people ? 34.Most visited website: youtube nd tumblr. 35.Elementary: yea 36, High School: yea 37.College: almost done w first year whoooop 38.Hair color: blonde 39.Long or short hair: wait is this like a preference or myself fuck idk i have long hair but on most people i prefer short just bc i live vicariously through others 40.Do you have a crush on someone: nooo 41.What do you like about yourself: my wit ???? 42.Piercings: ears but i never wear them... 43.Blood type: i've asked my parents and they don’t know so~ 44.Nickname: mir/mird/mirandini 45.Relationship status: single 46.Zodiac sign: cancer 47.Pronouns: she/her 48.Favorite tv show: game of thrones probs 49.Tattoos: nah bc i’m indecisive af 50.Right or left hand: right

FIRST… 51.Surgery: wisdom teeth (does that count idk) 52.Piercing: ears wait wasn’t this already here help me 54.Sport: soccer or dance or karate ? i’m not sure but my dad was super sport so i did all the sports as a child but now i don’t do anything :D 55.Vacation: probably washington state? i’ve always traveled quite a bit so i don’t remember 56.Pair of trainers: tf idk 57.Eating: what is this even asking 58.Drinking: ^^ (wait is this like currently bc i’m drinking water help i’m confused) 59.I’m about to: watch videos probs then sleep 61.Waiting for: summer :D 62.Want: sleep (yeh) 63.Get married: probably 64.Career: journalist (in progress)

WHICH IS BETTER… 65.Hugs or kisses: hugssss 66.Lips or eyes: eyes 67.Shorter or taller: taller! but short is v cute too 68.Older or younger: older ? idk ?? 70.Nice arms or nice stomach: idk either i’m not one to put a lot of pressure on physical appearance 71.Sensitive or loud: sensitive 72.Hook up or relationship: relationships lol 73.Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER… 74.Kissed a stranger?: nooo 75.Drank hard liquor? : nooo 76.Lost glasses contact/lenses? : nope 77.Turned someone down?: yeh ?? 78.Sex on first date?: no 79.Broken someone’s heart?: nahh 80.Had your heart broken?: nahh 81.Been arrested?: no 82.Cried when someone died?: yeah 83.Fallen for a friend?: nah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN….

84.Yourself?: yeeee (self love yo) 85.Miracles?: kinda 86.Love at first sight?: not at all oops 87.Santa Claus?: no 88.Kiss on the first date?: yeah 89.Angels?: maybe

OTHER…. 90.Current best friend’s name: em nd kat nd cass :)) (y’all are the bomb) 91.Eye color: grey/blue 92. Favourite movie: probably something dumb like the aristocats what a life (it makes me cry tho)

Well that was wild. Thanks again for tagging me! This was actually p fun:)

I’m gonna tag @atshinee @hoshi-ssi @s-lay-ing @taeismyking @gay7 @nohteahyun @peachpjms @sichengsgirl @lattejun @hoshimybabe @kyungminie nd idk who else but if you want to do this just say i tagged you:))) and only do this if you want to ofc it’s pretty long

#tagged #ty againnnn #these answers are so extra istg #this took too long jesus #i persevered tho #also for people who've tagged me in other things i'll get to them i'm just slow #maybe i'll do more tonight hm #no selfie tags so i look like a garbage truck #also i didn't read through this so don't kill me for typos thx #also srry for tagging so many people i wanna look like i have friends ah #UGHHH THE TITLE LOOKS SO UGLY W MY THEME I AM NOT PLEASEDDDDDD

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thefanficfaerie · 5 years ago

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West Wing Quote Challenge

Still plenty of quotes if anyone wishes to participate

Here are the Rules:

2. Send in an ASK with your character choice and quote. You can double up but no more than two people per prompt and they have to be different characters. Once a prompt is full I will cross it out.

3. If your story is more than 500 words please use a read more. I will not reblog any story that does not have a read more.

4. The preference is reader insert. You can do OFC just let me know.

5. No angst unless it has a happy ending. No cheating fics either.

6. When you post please tag me and use the tag #west wing quote challenge.

7. THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE!!! HAVE FUN!!!! Cause that is what writing is all about.

8. Due Date. I dont have one yet.

Characters

Steve Rogers Tony Stark Stony x Reader Stony Stucky x Reader Rafael Barba Jim Kirk Leonard McCoy McKirk x Reader McKirk Robb Stark Aaron Hotchner Eomer Chris Evans

Quotes

1. I want this back in the cardboard box it came in. I don’t want to see you or talk to you ‘til that’s done. 'No way’ is not an acceptable answer. 'I tried’ is no longer an option. You started this thing, and you’re gonna damn well going to finish it with either a blue ribbon or a great big deafening silence.

2. "Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Thoughtful Committed Citizens Can Change The World.“

3. "I Have Wit, I Have Charm, I Have Brains, I Have Legs That Go All The Way Down To The Floor, My Friend.”

4. About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

5. “Decisions are made by those who show up.”

6. One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

7. My father gave this to me, and his father gave it to him, now I’m giving it to you.

8. Watch this.

9. Person A: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for beer. Person B: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights

10. Person A: What are you holding? Person B: [Name] said you liked goldfish. Person A: The crackers. The cheese things you eat at parties.

11. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

12. How tall are you? I can’t believe we are the same species.

13. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.

14. Person A: When you flirt with me, are you doing it to get something ? Person B: No. Person A: Why are you doing it? Person B: I’m doing it to flirt with you.

15. Why is there hugging?

16. "So, if I’m gonna jump off the cliff, and you’re gonna get pushed off the cliff, why don’t we hold hands on the way down?“

17. There is no such thing as too smart. There is nothing you can do that is not going to make me proud of you”

18. "You don’t have the power to fix everything… But I do like watching you try.“

19. "Your wife’s beautiful, too. How’d you get her to marry you? Did you trick her or something?”

20. "Happiness is my default position.“

21. The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day.”

22. "Can I assume from your total silence and blank faces that you’re all with me?“

23. "No, I did not. Let me be perfectly clear I did not do that. Except…yes, I did that.”

24. "I don’t know what kind of salad it is, I’m eating a salad, okay? I’m doing it, do I have to know the names? There’s no difference between them, it’s a bowl of weeds! Some of them have cheese, this isn’t the kind with cheese, does that answer your question? “

25. "Nature, like a woman, will seduce you with its sights and its scents and its touch, and then it breaks your ankle, also like a woman.

26. Can I have a couple of aspirin or a weapon of some kind to kill people with?”

27. Person A: “I’m just going to change my shirt.” Person B: “You look bad. You’re tired. You slept in the office. It’s Friday. Go home.” Person A: “Why?” Person B: “Because I think you’re putting too much faith in the magical powers of a new shirt.”

28. There’s literally no one in the world I don’t hate right now.

29. You’re a smart savvy woman who could easily consider world domination for a next career move.

30. There’s no one in this room who wouldn’t rather die than let you down.

31. We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah what do you think.

32. I didn’t realize babies came with hats.

33. I’m sorry to be rude but are you a moron.

34. So it’s ok to have sex in a hotel but not my apartment.

35. I want us to talk because I like the sound of your voice.

36. With that, I’m going to get a cupcake.

37. I embrace the cold. I luxuriate in the cold. I fight the cold with more cold.

38. You really think we have a secret handshake, dont you?

39. I’m telling your mother, you forgot where she lives.

40. Everytime you talk, I hear that sound that plays when pac man dies.

41. Person A: If they find out you’ve been there I’m going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass. Person B: Technically, I outrank you. Person A: So far up your ass.

42. I need some pie.

43. You know I could beat you up anytime I want to sir.

44. Well, you go girl.

45. My problem is I want to jump him when he says things like that.

46. Ignore him. The rest of us do.

47. Just once in this job I would like to end the day feeling as good as the day started.

48. Pumpkin patch, is there anything I can do to get you to go to the movies for eight hours?

49. “My getting killed would be bad enough, but that is not the nightmare scenario. The nightmare scenario, sweetheart, is you getting kidnapped.

50. You are a very powerful and handsome man.

@suz-123 @angryschnauzer @theycallmebecca @all1e23 @avengerofyourheart @imamotherfuckingstar-lord @mywritingsblog @misssavenger @xemopeachx @vintagemichelle91 @rauliskafan @captainrogerss @after-avenging-hours @barnesrogersvstheworld @esparzaist @madpanda75 @tropes-and-tales @girl-next-door-writes @goingknowherewastaken @musikat18 @bookcaseninja @captain-rogers-beard @haveyouseenmymind @justareader @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked @redgillan @ruckystarnes

#steve rogers #tony stark #rafael barba #robb stark #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #eomer

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bronasourus · 8 years ago

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Answer all of them

Momma didn’t raise a bitch so here you go @jdongle

1. Favourite colour. Orange  2. Number of people you’ve slept with.I don’t count the ones I have done but 2  3. Cake or ice cream? Ice cream  4. If you were a superhero what would your power be? The power to have the exact amount of money in my pocket for any purchase  5. Ever been in a fist fight? Yes and I won c: 6. Do you live in the country or the city? Sin city 7. Biggest kink? Just talk to me really  8. Favourite video-game? Street fighter  9. Words you live by? Just go with the flow 10. Best book you’ve ever read? Hunger games because those are the only books I read fully. Probably game of thrones if I finished them  11. Favourite film? Either zombie land or Shawn of the dead  12. Horror or romance? Horror  13. Biggest fear? Oceans  14. Best memory? My best bud and me hanging out  15. Worst memory? My relationships  16. Where are you from? Vegas  17. Ever done anal? Haha no  18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch? Idk 19. Favourite outfit? My sweat shorts and a tank top  20. Snapchat or Instagram? Snap  21. If you could freeze time what would you do? Cut all the lines at Disney world  22. Best LUSH product in your opinion?Uh the handsoap? 23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence? You do you boo  24. Favourite television character? Gon from HunterxHunter  25. Do you have a nemesis? Nope everyone likes me I think  26. Are you a hard-worker? Absolutely  27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on? July 4th where I just watched all the awesome fireworks  28. What’s your dream? To live happily  29. Where do you see your life ending up? In the ground  30. Describe your last sexual encounter. No 31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach? Cake 32. Ever done drugs? Yes 33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? Neither  34. Are you a jock or a nerd? I’m a Jers 35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you? 17.89  36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it? Neither  37. Favourite trashy television show? Bobs burgers  38. Last time you watched porn? Like three days ago  39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy? Yes… 40. Weirdest dream you ever had? My family ate corn and turned into dinosaurs  41. Ever had mental health issues? Yes 42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you? You’re just right for me  43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you? Nope I like being unnoticed usually unless I’m talking to you  44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops? Nope I love everyone pretty much  45. Dog person or cat person? Both  46. Sneakers or heels? Sandals  47. Favourite cocktail? Don’t drink  48. Day or night? Day 49. Pokémon or Digimon? Pokémon  50. How big is your dick? Don’t worry about it  51. Favourite musical? Cats?  52. Favourite song? Living single by big Sean  53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android? A bisexual  54. Why are you like this? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 55. What’s your guilty pleasure? A thousand miles  56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’? 🙈🙈🙈 57. What’s the story behind your URL? It’s just a URL  58. Tell me something that worries you. Too much haha  59. What have you been worrying about today? A wedding  60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it. Oh my 🙈🙈 61. Hot dogs or burgers? The desert table  62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles? I play PS4 the most 😓 63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like? Naruto 64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend? I love him and her lots (have two best buds)  65. Tell us a deep dark secret. I am scared everyday of my life  66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty ‘til it’s all red? If it’s the right person maybe >_>  67. Favourite Tumblr couple? Idk 68. Do you have any dietary quirks? No 69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs? Maybe 70. How old are you? 20 almost 21 71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence? How much of a sim character are you  72. Do you have any pets? Yeah her name is marina and she’s my chatty cat :)  73. What colour underwear are you wearing? Light blue  74. Boxers or briefs? Trunks  75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury? No? 76. Which television show do you want to last forever? Parks and recreation 77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last? Probably be the first infected one  78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes? Sometimes both  79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction? YES 80. Which country has the best flag? RUSSIA  81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*? Nope  82. Most overrated food? Deep fried twinkies  83. Most overrated film? La la land  84. Most overrated television show? 13 reasons why ( I haven’t watched it though)  85. Most overrated type of cheese? Guda 86. Which brand would you never shop at? Anything in hot topic  87. Wisdom, courage, or power? Courage  88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal? Time  89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got? A pineapple  90. What present do you wish someone would give you? Another pineapple  91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up? Don’t worry about it c:  91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now? Idk haha 92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions. It’s okay ☺️😘 93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons? Either is fine  94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other? Answer n/a 95. What is your spirit animal? An otter  96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of? Sickle  97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid? No :( 98. What makes you super nostalgic? Working out  99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like ‘yes’. Don’t be an asshole.) I’m answering them all so yes 100. What’s your favourite cocktail? Don’t drink  101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book? ??? 102. Laptop or PC? Pc 103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion? Whom ever I find attractive  104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000? Absolutely not 105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52. No haha 106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to? I don’t like hair dye but probably dark purple  107. What would you change about your body if you could? Everything  108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold? Cold 109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm? When I actually orgasm  110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn? Unicorn 111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid? Bosly  112. What was your favourite class at school? Math 113. Are you superstitious? No 114. What do you think happens when we die? You die 115. Pie or pi? Pi 116. Your followers a question. How are you guys 117. Lick my genitalia. Yes 118. What’s your favourite number? 7 119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small? Yes 120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Meh 121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait. I am a fluff ball 122. What was your favourite story when you were younger? Anything with zombies 123. Are you old before your time or young at heart? Young 124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me. Idk so I can die most likely  125. I hope you enjoyed these questions.  I did 126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans? @jdongle because he told me to do this. He’s amazing

#get to know me

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prodigaldaughteralice · 8 years ago

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Learn about Alice?

@elsendor-personal tagged me for this! It was really fun to read hers so I figured I’d do it too. Also, trying to answer either/or questions just Does Not Work for me so please forgive all the equivocation that’s definitely about to happen...

1. Coke or Pepsi: Neither! I’m not a fan of cola. I like cream soda, orange soda, ginger beer, and lemon-lime sodas, but only occasionally, and I’ll usually thin them out with water unless it’s part of an ice cream float.

2. Disney or Dreamworks: Both have made great things! It’s very much an era thing to me?

3. Coffee or Tea: Tea! Tea tea tea, tea is the life-giver. I like coffee too, though. I didn’t used to drink it, and then I got a job as a barista, and I learnt to appreciate it, especially lattes and cappuccinos. I’m still our store’s official Tea Expert though~

4. Books or Movies:

My gf gave me a necklace that says “The Book Was Better”. I love it. (Not that I don’t love a well-crafted movie! It’s just a different art form and as a novelist I gotta stick to my side~

5. Windows or Mac: Mac! My dad’s worked for Apple most of my life, but even before he got that job we’ve been using Macs. I don’t have anything against other computers, but Macs work for me.

6. DC or Marvel: ...classic Marvel, but Marvel is being a dick lately.

7. X-box or Playstation: Playstation. Our first console was a PS2.

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Neither? Haven’t played either, have no real plans to.

9. Night Owl or Early Riser: Oh lordy. I’m an insomniac, so this is very different day by day and whatever my brain/sleep schedule is doing right then. Back when I was opening at work, I had to get there at 4:15AM, so I was going to bed at 9 every night like an old granny... now I’m closing, so I don’t get home until ten or eleven PM depending on the day.

10. Cards or Chess: I’m not particularly good at chess but I like it... and I tend to forget the rules to card games.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla! Chocolate tastes gross. (Also I may be low-key allergic to it.)

12. Vans or Converse: I have a pair of each and idgaf. I like individual designs, not the companies.

13. Lavallan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: ...?

14. Fluff or Angst: A healthy mix of both, please! Also it depends on the mood I’m in. I like stories to get really dark and achy but if you’re acting like there’s no hope in the world at all or like everyone is an asshole I just lose interest immediately.

15. Beach or Forest: Forest for sure. I don’t do well with bright sunlight, but deep forest feels like home.

16. Dogs or Cats: I love cats the best. I like big dogs too (though I’m afraid of small ones) but cats and I just get on better.

17. Clear Skies or Rain: Rain, rain, come and stay, fill the basins every day! Rain makes the world come alive.

18. Cooking or Eating Out: I’m not a great cook, but whenever I manage to make something decent it’s so satisfying... I love it.

19. Spicy Food or Mild: I like spicy food but I don’t have much of a tolerance for it anymore. There was a period of about half a year where I was living in the north-east of Canada at a school with a very poor situation food-wise, and I spent a lot of evenings eating hot sauce straight from the bottle instead of going down to the dining hall because the rotting spinach and Tater Tot Casserole were just so depressing. I kind of killed my spice tolerance.

20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: I like the spirit in the air of Hallowe’en best, but I like the celebration of Christmas. We don’t get a lot of trick-or-treaters where I am, and what else do you do for Hallowe’en? I don’t go to parties, so there’s nobody around to appreciate my costume and it feels sad. Christmas, though, I spend with my family and we have a lot of little traditions that I love.

21. Little too cold or little too hot: Little too cold! I do not do well with heat, it drives me nuts.

22. Superpower: Immortality! I’d like to share it, too.

23. Animation or Live Action: Damn, how could I pick between these? There’s high points of each.

24. Paragon or Renegade: I... assume this is a reference to something?

25. Bath or Showers: Showers for sure. I like baths in theory but I always have such a “I’m supposed to be doing something!!!” feeling that I can’t really relax in them.

26. Team Cap or Team Ironman: I like Cap better as a character. If this is a reference to the Civil War arc I never really got into that enough to pick sides there.

27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: Man, there’s so much overlap here. “Any sufficiently advanced science looks like magic” and all. I’m more of a fantasy gal, but I really love genre-blending stuff. (Also I don’t want these two pitted against each other. We should work together to fight the genre ghetto!)

28. Fav Quotes: ...I am not going to pick a favourite quote. The one that comes to mind right now is “You know if other people did to you what you do to yourself, they could be put in jail?” from Company.

29. Youtube or Netflix: I’m cross with YouTube right now for showing me spoilery thumbnails of SU leaks in my “recommended videos” section.

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: I haven’t read Percy Jackson! I like Harry Potter but I was never as obsessed with it as it seems like the rest of my generation was/is. I think JKR is a good writer on a plot/arc level but line by line she just doesn’t grab me?

31. When I Feel Accomplished: When I get external validation, especially from people I don’t know so it’s harder for my brain to go “she’s just saying that because she wants you to feel better”.

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Trek! Trek trek trek. I grew up watching Voyager (which lbr is a bit of a hot mess but I love it anyway) and I’ve seen all of it, TOS, and Next Gen at least twice, and I’ve watched parts of Enterprise and DS9. Next Gen is my favourite.

33. Paperback Books or Hardback: Hardback books make me happy. They’re so solid and satisfying. I’ll read things in whatever format I can get, though.

34. A world without literature or music:

35. Who was the last person to make me laugh: My mum. She was reading aloud one of those lists of Wacky Laws.

36. Sour or Sweet Candy: Both Are Good

37. Believe in aliens?: I think that given the vastness of the universe there’s no way that there isn’t life out there besides us, but also that it’s very unlikely we’ll ever encounter it.

38. Dawn or Dusk: Dusk. Especially in that moment of the gloaming, when the sky is lit up purple or pink and all the trees and buildings are silhouetted against it.

39. Piercings or Tattoos: They’re both neat, but I only want the piercing in each earlobe that I have. I love good tattoos on other people, it’s just not my thing for myself.

40. Girls? Hot?: YES.

41. Snow or Fog: Snow. Growing up in California, I don’t have a lot of experience with snow, but I adore it when I do get to see it.

42. Sleep facing the wall or room: Turn over fifty times til I get angry with myself for not being able to sleep and scream into a pillow.

43. TRC of AFTG: ...what

44. Horror or Drama: Horror-- but I think you need elements of both together. Anyway I like psychological and environmental horror, not gore and jumpscares.

45. Orcarina of Time or Majora’s Mask: Haven’t played either!

46. Living in nature or city: I live in a small city/suburbs right now... I think the ideal would be somewhere you could get to both with just a bit of a drive. I love to be near the forest, but also I need the stimulation of a city, where I can see theatre and music and stuff.

47. Any addictions: Caffeine, probably, though I don’t get headaches or anything if I go without-- I just get really tired.

48. Languages: Only language I’m fluent in is English. I studied Japanese for many years and can translate out of it if you give me time and a kanji dictionary, but any time I try to speak it I get really embarrassed and my brain switches back to English. I’d love to go back to classes/get better, but I keep not having the time....

49. What music do I listen to: I listen to a wide variety of stuff. Indie rock, pop, alt-country, synth metal, folk, classic rock.... I don’t care about genre, actually, so long as it speaks to me. I’m always looking for “vaguely creepy dreamy music with eerie lyrics and lady vocalists”, so if you have any recommendations on that score hit me up :)

50. Fav mythical creature: It’s not so much an individual creature, but I’m a little obsessed with animal bride fairytales. Selkies, the Crane Wife, that one arctic one with the tern... I’m also a sucker (hah) for well written vampires.

51. Safe zone: Curled up on the sofa with a cup of tea and a good book.

52. First fandom: First thing I got into that had a fandom, either Voyager or Xena. First thing I interacted with the fandom of, Fruits Basket.

53. Cartoons or Adult Shows: ...false dichotomy. There are adult cartoons too.

54. Current music: Well I don’t have anything on right now (I get self conscious when my parents are in the room) but I was listening to the soundtrack from the Lestat musical last night.

55. Favorite starter?: This is a pokemon thing, isn’t it.

56. What would your witch’s familiar be? I don’t have a familiar right now. Bertie isn’t interested in my (few and infrequent) spells.

Aaaaanyway (56 is a strange number of questions, but I guess that’s the end) I tag @poisonforpigeons, @perhapsthevision, @ravenwitch, and @all-in-the-golden-afternoon96 if you feel like it <3

#pd alice talks #gpoy

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1. Favourite colour: Green. But not like a shitty green. 2. Number of people you’ve slept with: 3.5 3. Cake or ice cream? cake 4. If you were a superhero what would your power be? Sarcasm. or something equally as useless. like being indecisive. 5. Ever been in a fist fight? with my brother. and this one time i accidentally hit this girl in the head with my elbow.. 6. Do you live in the country or the city? city. 7. Biggest kink? uhhhhhhhh 8. Favourite video-game? mario kart 64 9. Words you live by? “fuck bitchez; get money.” jk. “I am the architect of my own destruction” 10. Best book you’ve ever read? Ender’s Game or Speaker for the Dead 11. Favourite film? i… can’t.. choose just one…. Fox&Hound, Blade Runner, Fight Club and probably like 12 more 12. Horror or romance? Horror 13. Biggest fear? Clowns. Or Indoor Spiders. 14. Best memory? I have a bunch. But driving up to my cottage with my dad is always a good time. Listening to all the music he hates and me terribly singing it all to him. 15. Worst memory? Aside from the obvious shitty things.. probably when Angela friend broke up with my on my birthday. OR when Andy wouldn’t let me come over to his backyard to play when I was 5 and i just cried at our backyard border line while him and his brothers sang “No Girls Allowed” . fuckin. rude. 16. Where are you from? not here nor there. 17. Ever done anal? mhm 18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch? …..Pardon? 19. Favourite outfit? Black on Black on Black on Black. 20. Snapchat or Instagram? Instagram 21. If you could freeze time what would you do? probably pants a lot of people. But freezing time seems like a pretty lonely power. 22. Best LUSH product in your opinion? probably some sort of soap. 23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence? red shirts i guess? wtf is this. 24. Favourite television character? Robin Scherbatsky. Spinelli. Octavia Blake. 25. Do you have a nemesis? not really 26. Are you a hard-worker? depends what im doing i guess 27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on? Paris was dope AF. 28. What’s your dream? probably something weird that doesn’t make sense like the rest of my dreams. ;) 29. Where do you see your life ending up? dead. 30. Describe your last sexual encounter. uhhh…. no sleep. pretty great. only 1 new bruise. she cute. 31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach? cake. 32. Ever done drugs? NEVER 33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? LOTR 34. Are you a jock or a nerd? probably somewhere in the middle. 35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you? 18.6498475. 36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it? meh. 37. Favourite trashy television show? most things i watch.. the 100, Wynnona Earp, The OC, Shot at Love with Tila Tequila… 38. Last time you watched porn? does scrolling through tumblr count because like.. an hour ago.. 39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy? not really 40. Weirdest dream you ever had? HA. They’re all weird. But this one time when i was really little I had a dream that my house was being attacked by acid monsters/ aliens and everything they touched melted. and one by one they melted all my family members until I was the only one left and i had a sword and then i woke up before i got melted. 41. Ever had mental health issues? plenty. 42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you? 42 43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you? god no. 44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops? yes. 45. Dog person or cat person? both 46. Sneakers or heels? Sneaks. 47. Favourite cocktail? Negroni 48. Day or night? night 49. Pokémon or Digimon? DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!! 50. How big is your dick? like. 8/10 on rotten tomatoes. 51. Favourite musical? Rocky Horror 52. Favourite song? sunday candy atm. 53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android? android probably. 54. Why are you like this? because my mom ruined my life when i was a dramatic teen. 55. What’s your guilty pleasure? Shitty TV shows with terrible acting and scripts. 56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’? i love you toooooooo 57. What’s the story behind your URL? i got bored of like 4 other ones. and i liked the alliteration. 58. Tell me something that worries you. Global Politics. and not being able to live comfortably because of the few opportunities for millennials with the rising costs of literally everything except my wage. 59. What have you been worrying about today? literally nothing. 60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it. ;) 61. Hot dogs or burgers? burgers 62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles? N64 specifically.. 63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like? Arrow. 64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend? u r a butt. 65. Tell us a deep dark secret. who is us? i dont have anymore deep dark secrets. 66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty ‘til it’s all red? no. no i am not. 67. Favourite Tumblr couple? what does this mean 68. Do you have any dietary quirks? probably. i don’t like dessert.. 69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs? k. 70. How old are you? 26 71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence? “Sorry” 72. Do you have any pets? YES 73. What colour underwear are you wearing? maroon 74. Boxers or briefs? on who? briefs. 75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury? no thank you? 76. Which television show do you want to last forever? Community. (its already over) 77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last? like 30 seconds. 78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes? the latter. 79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction? wut 80. Which country has the best flag? Tamil Eelam 81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*? never 82. Most overrated food? Ketchup 83. Most overrated film? Titanic or the notebook 84. Most overrated television show? Friends 85. Most overrated type of cheese? Brie 86. Which brand would you never shop at? LV 87. Wisdom, courage, or power? Courage 88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal? time elapsing. unless you’re stopping time again the other option is kind of impossible… 89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got? Art from friends. 90. What present do you wish someone would give you? the secret formula to krabby patties. 91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up? yes. and yes. 91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now? because someone dun fucked up. 92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions. no. 93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons? i don’t get either sooooo 94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other? i don’t need to have sex with anyone THAT badly to have this answer ready. Krista. 95. What is your spirit animal? probably a fox. 96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of? lederhosen. 97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid? yes 98. What makes you super nostalgic? 90s cartoons. 99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like ‘yes’. Don’t be an asshole.) im not answering this. 100. What’s your favourite cocktail? you asked me this already 101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book? sonic screwdriver. 102. Laptop or PC? laptop 103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion? Aussie. 104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000? Only if he dies after. 105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52. no. 106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to? Hwhite. 107. What would you change about your body if you could? too many to list. 108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold? cold 109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm? slowly. 110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn? neither. i am an android as discussed above. 111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid? Nermal. 112. What was your favourite class at school? Art 113. Are you superstitious? not really. 114. What do you think happens when we die? people forget. 115. Pie or pi? neither.. but pie i guess. 116. Your followers a question. no. 117. Lick my genitalia. k. 118. What’s your favourite number? 13&18 119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small? frequently. 120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? occasionally. mostly? 121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait. im the most normal what are you talking about. 122. What was your favourite story when you were younger? any Robert Munsch book probably. 123. Are you old before your time or young at heart? Y@H 124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me. I cant help it. 125. I hope you enjoyed these questions. 6/10 126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans? anything with cats.

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