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orcelito · 2 years ago

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Another highlight from dnd last night

Tfw ur at 14 hp and get hit for 5 damage. And u try to update ur hp to 9, but accidentally just make ur hp 194. Whoops! Let me just take that back down- WHOOPS! I "lost" 185 hp, so the blood mechanic thinks I took a MASSIVE amount of damage. Whoops! I have bled all over the map.

#speculation nation #blood/#fang #d&d #everyone was just like 'oh GOD what the fuck did you DO'#we had to clear the blood from the map bc we just couldnt fucking see Shit #it's hilarious but also interesting bc u can rly see fang's weird blood. we have it set so it's darker than normal blood #anyways yea this is from where i picked up our unconscious buddy and was trying to run off the map #bc we were in an infinite spawn situation with these bog zombies. but Whoops i got grabbed lol #i actually didnt completely suck ass last session. unlike the session before.#i still didnt manage to hit anything but i managed to grab this dude and go Running.#i was shifted so i had advantage on strength checks (homebrew shifting feature bc i Never used the claw attacks lmao)#managed to quickened spell heal myself which thank god i did bc i took 10 damage next turn #so i wouldve gone down had i not healed myself #i Love being a multiclass bard ❤#bard sorcerer so i can actually fucking use bonus actions sometimes. via quickened spells or bardic inspiration #wizards dont have Shit for bonus actions usually. i like being able to do more shit.#anyways yea. i was still a total punching bag. took like half the hits in this fight i swear #but i managed to keep myself up And grab our buddy so he wasnt left behind. and that's what matters ❤

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