#we dont talk about this . enough

[treasureguardingdragon]

guys this is important

@actuallytalldumbass

[queermania]

remember when jensen said, "work it. you gotta work it in there. it's gonna be uncomfortable" and "you gotta relax" to a fan who was trying to insert a microphone into the mouth opening of a horse head mask and he one-hundred percent was making a sex joke in front of an auditorium full of fans

[ladyofthelake]

Arthur never took his eyes off Merlin, even at the moment he died, and he was gone, but even then he opened them once more, just because he could hear Merlin's cries and Arthur tried so hard to come back for him

[asmallbrowndog]

“My name? My name is Martin Martinaise.”

[slaughterlmao]

power bottom this power bottom that but have you thought about a delicate fragile top?

[prairietrashdotcom]

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Monty: Cool bracelet. Great statement piece. Metaphor for homosexuality. I Know What You Are

Edwin: Astrology sucks

Monty, before leaving: Keep it cute, Capricorn :)

Niko: Haha gay

Edwin: He's not gay. Unlikely. He's a ghost chaser who likes fucking ghosts. Nbd.

Niko: I like pornographic yaoi

[giantenemyrobot]

And then he ate Megatron because he had low blood sugar <3

I've been meaning to do something like this forever but I was finally pushed to when I saw this post

[phonification]

the creature ....

[nottsangel]

backwards, sideways, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, on the train, on a plane, on the table, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, vertically, horizontally, until the paint peels off the walls, the bed breaks, and the neighbours call for help

[pepperpepperz]

hes the silliest guy ever. he represses every feeling known to man. hes like. the 2nd smartest man in london. hes a chainsmoker. he loves pillowforts. and cocaine. he keeps getting hyper-realistic wax figures of himself from somewhere?? hes gay. i didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he

[ID: a digital drawing of sherlock holmes casually lying on his settee in his dressing gown. his cheek rests on his left hand and his right holds a smoking pipe. his expression is casually smug. the art has a warm hue. /End ID.]

[toqiuh]

“We were in love.”

[feelo-fick]

OH WAITER!!!!! WAITER!!!! MORE PINING LAIOS AND CLUELESS CHILCHUCK PLEASE!!!!!!!

[tragedykid]

Lilia: im adopting a kid!

Alice: oh that's gre—

Lilia, slamming adoption papers on the table: its you, sign here.