#we could have had THIS

[milk-artwork]

I am cringe… But I am free.

[themistymountainscold]

anakin: hey angels did you have a good time with auntie 'soka?

leia, nodding: yeah she taught us all sorts of things!

anakin: oh really? like what?

luke: fuck.

anakin: SNIPS!

ahsoka: *filming*

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Ladrien had an almost kiss scene in Simon Says script, NANI ?!?

@purrincess-chat

Have you heard about this!?

[starshinedragon]

[randomly-generated-tvmblr-name]

EXCUSE ME.

[justaweirddruid]

Every time someone mentions fjorester + Tangled I remember that we never got a 3rd M9 playlist and it makes me so sad cause I'm like 99,9% sure Travis would've chosen I See The Light for Fjord's

[nerissalmao]

ok but the nimona artbook is so good and-

I really like the old concepts of the Director from Nimona where she’s an actual goblin and would sort of like to see that tbh.

Especially in a sequel where she’s in that form and is living in the woods or some campy crap and plotting vengeance, covered in scars from the explosion which she barely managed to survive and rendered in an almost primal state mentally. So basically she’s gone off the deep end, she’s gone crazy, and she just wants to see Nimona and Ballister dead.

I mean come on, look at how freaking slay the initial concepts were—

Seriously, I think these are terrifying and I don’t care what crap I have to say to let other people know I like these—

That is terrifying. Way more monstrous than anything Nimona ever turned into, and I like that concept.

How many posts am I going to make about this terrible fictional human being?

..A lot, probably. My Tumblr audience better be ready for some SERIOUS forking around with this character because I’m getting into this. It’s a way of life now.

[boss-poss]

[patashnick]

Me thinking if Jeremy actually drenk this abomantion

It's felt good, us. Right?

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

[reallifeorfantasy97]

LOOK AT THEM

Hey, if you're still up for some suggested sketches could we maybe have the twins tods hugging they are so cute I can't.

[lonelyslutavatar]

Alice and Colin's divorce party

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[voltaical-art]

do you guys ever think about how Wyll is introduced as an archetypal fantasy hero, but then it turns out he’s a warlock, who made a pact with a devil. Do you ever think about how Ansur is described as this fantastical dragon of myth, but then when you find him, he’s turned into an undead monstrosity. Do you think about how when Wyll does the right thing, he is punished to become more monstrous. Do you think about how as Wyll’s warlock powers grow, his spells get more horrific. Do you think about how Ansur was killed by his closest friend. Do think about how Wyll was cast out by the most important person in his life. do you guys ever think about Ansur and Wyll.