#we can't stay profreshional

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Third child has finished cooking. This time, closer to child. Family baby.

This is the up to date ref for We Can't Stay Profreshional.

Please enjoy the princess. Should I do Acht or Phoenix next?

Laura (3), Sophie (4)

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I wish I can gain one dollar every time my teammates don't lure the bosses to the basket in salmon run. Since people ain't doing it, here's is a list of bosses that can be lured:

Scrapper

Maws

Steel head

Steel eel

Flipper flopper

Slammin' lid (I think? Correct me if I'm wrong)

Please please PLEASE lure them

Another advice too, please don't spam "Help!" I will get to you I'm just in a sticky situation atm, do NOT just stay in place shouting help. If you happen to be down, please find the nearest teammate that is up and go to them. I don't even know why I'm having to say this, it should just be known already. I can't get through the wall of steel eels, but you can so please take this moment of invincibility to get to me so I can revive you, then you can go back to what you were doing. This is the number 1 thing that always fucks with me smh

And ofc don't wait last second to use specials or use them as a "celebration" thing when all waves are done, you could've used those when we were all surrounded 😐😑😐

Just needed to get these out real quick, these are always the reason I'm getting bumped back down to Profreshional 1+

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REF SHEET! Fine details will require zoomage, BUT IT'S THE GIRL!!!

I had an older reference for her, but 1, it was bad, and 2, the outfit was for splatoon 2 and not 3. This is also the up to date ref for We Can't Stay Profreshional!

HAVE THE CHILD (even though she's like... 22-23)

Sophie will be next!

Sophie (4)

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BOOM! SECOND CHILD!

Again... 22-23 y/o

Sorry this took so long, I was having a bad time with the anatomy on her standing pose.

This reference is canonical for We Can't Stay Professional. Hanna (8) is up next!

Laura (3)

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Chaoter 9 is uppppppppppp woooooo

And if anyone was wondering about those keyboard shortcuts

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CHAPTER 4 woooooo

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Chapter 6 is up!

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IN HONOUR OF SIDE ORDER, HAVE MY SPLAT 3 CHAT FIC!!!

Chapters 1-8 are finished with chapter 9 in progress. I have 1-3 up on AO3 as of posting this.