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MY QUEEN IS BACK AND WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
⌗ ˚ ͙◌˖ ࣪ . ִֶָ𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝐇𝐇𝐇 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟗𝟎𝘀˖ ࣪ .ִֶָ
(f!reader, fluff, language, mentions of drug and alcohol use, smuttish, i've lost my touch i fear)
⏾ you didn't really care for hunter when he first joined the wwf. you didn’t exactly know who he was, you just saw him around backstage. he wasn’t exactly memorable to you, he had the basic wrestler look. 6’3, blond, muscular. not much to think about.
⏾ hunter, on the other hand, had his eyes on the prize way before signing with wwf. you had been established in the company as women’s champion at the time, the company heavily relied on you as their top female draw. you were great, the fans loved you, and your merch sold.
⏾ after he was signed, he’d just admire you from afar, you were so effortlessly cool. you've always been his wrestling crush. you were beyond talented, bombshell of a beauty, so, so sweet, and well liked by everyone. of course everyone liked you, look at you. the things he would’ve done to even be near you.
⏾ hunter began hanging out with shawn (who had essentially recruited him for the kliq) almost immediately. you and shawn were really good friends at the time, as vince had put the tag team belts on you and shawn as a joke. shawn could immediately tell that hunter had a thing for you, the way he could barely pull a proper "hello" when you're around immediately gave it away. hunter's eyes would be glued to your face, and up and down your body, he'd immediately smile and look away, slightly blushing when you'd even glance at him.
"dude, what's all that about?"
"don't. don't even, I just-.. she's.. wow."
"do you want me to introduce you-"
"yes, please."
⏾ you were somehow, magically, (backstage politically, shawn michaels sends his regards) dragged into a romance angle with hunter. he was the new signing, and the company wanted to give him a little push. so, now you two were forced to be around each other a lot. you dropped the tag belts soon there after, but kept the women's championship.
⏾ he had kept his french aristocrat gimmick from wcw, but instead of Jean Paul Levesque, he was now Hunter Hearst Helmsley. you were his ‘wife’, y/n y/l/n-helmsley, you escorted him into the ring, interfered in his matches, and cut promos with him. you spent a lot of time on and off the road with him, it's not like either of you had a choice.
⏾ you two slowly became friends, though the dynamic was a bit weird at first since he seemed to be a big fan of you. he kept up some of his 'aristocratic' behaviours, he was trying so hard to win you over. he'd hold doors open for you, always keep as seat open for you, push chairs in and out for you, carry your stuff whether it's a bag or a championship belt.
⏾ and warm up to him, you did. you thought he was really sweet, even though he'd give you 'funny eyes' when you worked out together. hunter was always complimenting you, your matches, your gear, your looks, anything. if he could find a way into your heart, he sure was going to sweet-talk his way there.
"your match was so good earlier, I watched the whole thing."
"yeah, I know. I saw you at the commentary table, burning holes into my body."
"how could I not? you're so talented, and you looked so damn gorgeous."
⏾ a friendship was beginning to blossom between you two, he was actually genuinely so lovely. it was nice for once to not be the only one sober when the rest of the kliq were either drunk or stoned off their mind. you two became the friend groups 'parents', and were often left alone when shawn, kev, scott and sean were passed out.
⏾ you could talk to him for hours about the most random things ever, whether it was wrestling, music, life, ways to get the idiots on the floor to sober up, it was just so easy to talk to him. you two had a whole lotta chemistry in real life, and it translated into the ring.
⏾ having you almost as a 'mentor' to his french gentleman character was constantly messing with his brain. it was like the really hot, popular girl tutoring the new guy in class.
⏾ you were trying to hard to teach him how to cut a babyface promo, but he just couldn't do it the way you wanted him to. he was just a natural heel. you ended up convincing vince to turn you both heel, as it would've been better for him. but, as you turned heel, vince wanted you two to turn up the sexual element of your on screen relationship.
⏾ you were now all over each other at all times, you were wearing shorter dresses, unbuttoning his white shirt before matches for him, he was constantly groping you and kissing your neck, just touchy.
⏾ you two immediately became significantly closer. the tension from your fake relationship spilling into your friendship. it was obvious, something was happening here.
⏾ you two were now hanging out without shawn, or the chaos of the kliq, just one on one. you work out together in hotel gyms, go on coffee runs because the coffee in the arena sucks, eat together in catering way before or after lunch breaks so you can be with each other in peace. sometimes, you'd just sit together just to be in each other's presence.
⏾ you and hunter were entering the mutual crush phase, and it was so beyond obvious to everyone around you.
⏾ shawn was your biggest fan, no one wanted you two to get together more than he did. he was always teasing you two, making loud kissing noises when you and hunter were doing literally anything, 'your girlfriend' to hunter's face when you were right there. shawn would even purposefully create situations where you and hunter had to be basically breathing each other's air. whether it's him taking up more space in cars so you'd be forced to sit on hunter's lap, or talking one of the boys who didn’t need much convincing into locking you two in a a tiny closet.
⏾ then degeneration-x formed, you two couldn't escape each other now.
⏾ shawn lobbied hard for you and hunter to be in the faction, and it was immediate perfection. it became a public secret that you and hunter had something going on, everyone backstage was so aware of it, and the fans began seeing it during shows. it was obvious it wasn't just the 'y/n and hunter are married' thing, even commentary would make jokes about it.
⏾ it went from casual friends, to close friends, to no one really knows what's going in with you two. now became stolen glances, hidden touches, whispered words, longing looks, painful yearning. hunter was always hugging you, his arms were always around your shoulders or you waist, hand glued to your hip, heart eyes.
⏾ you two were almost always cuddled up, hunter didn't care if people talked, he was obsessed with you. he wanted to always be near you, to be the one who made you laugh, to be the one who made you feel safe and love. he would even kiss your head and cheeks, he didn't care who saw. the relentless teasing was worth it, all the jokes and the stares. it was all worth those couple minutes of intimacy.
⏾ but he wanted more, both of you did.
⏾ it all boiled up to a moment when are four of you were on the road. shawn had stopped the car, and him and chyna went into a convenient store to buy some snacks and drinks. you and hunter were sitting in the back seat when he turned to you, and asked;
"why aren't i your boyfriend?"
"you haven't asked me-"
"can you please be my girlfriend? like please?"
"yeah, i would love that."
⏾ by the time shawn and chyna came back, you two were busy making out, not paying attention to anything but each other. shawn loudly knocked on the window, "happy for you, idiots, but not in my car." he said, chyna laughing in the background.
⏾ hunter is so obsessed with you.
⏾ hunter is also such a jealous boyfriend. it took him so long to finally have you all to himself, and he sure as hell wasn't going to let you get away from him. he fucking hated the way some wrestlers backstage looked at you, sometimes even the fans at ringside pissed him off. you were his, and his alone.
⏾ he would possessively show you off. if someone in particular was annoying him, he'd pull you as close as possible to him, sometimes on his lap if he could. he'd hold and kiss you while holding eye contact with that person. he didn't give a fuck, you were his.
⏾ he'd also refuse to let you out of his sight. if you had a match, or a promo, he's there watching, the furthest he could be was gorilla. if you had to change, he was in your locker room. he was always there, but he had limits, of course. if you wanted to be left alone, he respected your boundaries.
⏾ he was so protective of you, so, so protective. he hates seeing you upset, or bothered. he would do anything to make his girl happy. he didn't care if he had to spend his entire cheque spoiling you, hunter would go to hell back to see you smile.
"is that a diamond fucking ring?"
"anything for my baby."
⏾ loves, loves, loves when you ask him to give you head. that man is a munch, i don't care what anyone thinks. especially as he gets older, baby, that alone gets him off.
⏾ absolutely adores seeing you in his clothes, specifically in his leather jackets.
⏾ super touchy. whether it's a hand around your waist, around your shoulders, finger hooked on a belt loop on your pants. hunter always needs contact, especially when emotions are high. you're the only person who he could feel genuinely and wholly vulnerable with.
⏾ huge on cheek and forehead kisses
⏾ genuinely, has a sexual thing for you sitting his lap. has something to do with him being so much bigger than you.
⏾ massive daddy kink, even worse sir kink.
⏾ also has thing for seeing you in his merch, or anything with his name on it.
⏾ literally gets so annoyed and straight up upset when you have to do anything. he wants you to just sit back and relax, he wants to take care of you all the time. hates seeing you up on your feet doing something he could do for you. he gets borderline embarrassed.
“where are you going?”
“to get.. water..?”
“water? mhm, what else do you want?”
“uhm.. a sandwich…?”
“seat your ass the fuck down, then.”
⏾ you’re so beyond spoiled in this relationship. want a sandwich? he’ll start with making his own bread from scratch. need a change of clothes? here’s his comfiest hoodie, while he does your laundry. want to paint your nails? gel, or regular polish? you want a diamond ring? do you want that lab grown or naturally mined?
⏾ when he began growing his beard, he became absolutely in love with you trimming and cleaning it up for him. he closeness, having you on his lap, the bathroom smells like aftershave and your perfume, your clothes are slightly damp and he can’t get that silly smile of his face for you to actually work.
⏾ you’re his bestest friend :(
⏾ constantly reminds you that he loves you, mostly because he’s loves hearing you telling him you love him back.
⏾ gets the most raging boners when you tug on his hair. like, this man is borderline whimpering when your fingers barely graze his scalp.
⏾ the second you’re on your knees for him, he loses his mind. it’s like he can’t breathe anymore.
⏾ LIVES between your thighs. his eyes barely open, licking and sucking, he’s humping the bed beneath him. it’s gets him off so much. (i’m obsessed w this can u tell)
⏾ sit on his face, smother him. his nose takes care of your clit. (iykyk)
⏾ “angel” and “baby” are his favourite nicknames for you.
⏾ one of his favourite things to do was to rub the fact that you’re his in the faces of your fanboys. he lived for it, it gave him an excuse to be all over you on national television. the explicitness of dx also added to him being just inappropriate on live television.
“see this? see all of this? *actively groping you*, i get to have this gorgeous, sexy woman all to myself *more groping ofc*. and you pathetic scums can’t have her, you can just watch. *groping intensifies*”
“suck it? i mean, as long as it’s this pretty little thing”
⏾ (stupidly) flirts with you like his life depends on it
“ya come here often?”
“??? we both work here.”
⏾ 5939/10, need him. need him bad
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You know, after the fucking Young Bucks dropped a fucking slur in a promo, and if you're still gonna defend them and support them, get the fuck off of my page. Fuck Young Bucks and fuck you too if you're gonna defend them.
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and them double ds with an attitude
the 30 inch buss down in a ponytail gon do it for me every single time
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So i want both of them. Who would’ve thought?
“I love you” “ I love you baby thankyou” ❤️❤️❤️
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Eddie? Triple H?
NAH ME. PLLEEASSSEEE CHYNA 🙏🙏🙏
Chyna • WWF Monday Night RAW, 12/11/00
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Steve 🤝 literally most of wwe twitter
happy as hell if ever between bret’s thighs
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My cutsie poo (hes a grown man. and married. and 67.)
BRET "THE HITMAN" HART Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows (WWE Legends: Documentary)
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HE STILL DGAFFFF I LOVE HIM
Bret Hart on punching Vince McMahon
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Punk you can’t say that and not drop the lore
DAVE BATISTA WANTING TO WORK TOGETHER WITH CM PUNK ON AN ACTING PROJECT, M NIGHT CAN YOU HEAR ME
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Ik that shit hurt bro.
I’m sobbing the way he cries right after
Also ty @outsiderswolfpac for the clips they’re such a lifesaver
@not-ur-boy-toy
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no you’re right.
NICE TITS
Nice titfits-
I mean outfits
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GUNTHER IK UR GOOFY ASS DID NOT JUST MENTION QUEEFBERG TO BRET.
(grandpa is looking mighty FFIIINNEEE)
#wrestling#wwf#wwe#bret hart#bret the hitman hart#wcw#tna#ecw#excellence of execution#rxxkes? actually posting?#my bretty poo#bretty boy
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Im not. I’d lick the grease off his hair.
I’m so normal about this man 😮💨
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