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I have been softened by years in typical fandom circles. I now am in Boomer fandom circles for Gunsmoke, and I take it way too personally when one of the old folks hates on my blorbo.
#obviously not reacting TO them bc its not directed at me#but gen z fandom is like “hes not my fav but hes alright”#and boomer fandom is like “he's stupid inept and pathetic”#culture shock!#as a matter of fact my blorbo is the best blorbo#let me write fanfic to explain it#(these ppl dont know what fanfic is)#they're so great tho#this one lady remembers i like dennis Weaver#and whenever she sees him on tv she takes a pic with her phone and tags me#idk this woman#we arent friends#she just remembers!! and i appreciate her!!#fandom circles are fantastic regardless of if they insult my blorbo#pulling on my big kid breeches
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i've been sitting on a lot of disgrub related art.
no, context will not be provided (probably)
#homestuck#disgrub#john egbert#dave strider#jake english#aranea serket#aradia megido#a skele fanart#my art#my very favorite part of rping these characters at any point and with any plot we like#is the fact we get these hidden gems of dynamics that nobody wouldve seen coming#the fact that aranea and dave arent as good of friends in canon as they are in our lore deeply upsets me
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Sad book club📚
#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trollsona#avocado#clay#john dory#bruce#iloart#the way i drew jd and bruce on model but clay wildly off model LMAO oh well c'est la vie he looks cute#also how the hell did i use the wrong brush when drawin some of this💀 might not be noticeable to yall but it is to ME#anyway we love some mutual pining in this house <3 shoutout to my friend cadence for the idea!! <3#also ignore how the books arent even the same thickness and just focus on how good they look i kinda nailed that ngl#me: ok lets not go crazy on the shading theres no need for that. also me: spends like an hour just doing bruces hair. geez#fuckass customer was rude af to me and ruined my day so posting this now lol
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everytime i am even mildly critical of transmascs people seem to think i am betraying my own community rather than saying something like ‘if the only queer people you will listen to and relate to have to hold the exact same identity as you, that is an issue, especially if you are a queer man who does not interact with queer women’ which is a pretty. basic statement
#we can’t always choose our friends identities#but i have been in trans support groups with guys who say ‘there just arent transfems around me’ while there are like three in the room who#have been being talked over the whole time and it’s like. well. okay then
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roommates <3
[kofi]
#i think they should get a fun little apartment in indy or chicago together#poor robin.. living together with the 'we have matching scars' bfs#also if u arent getting stoned w ur best friends in the bathtub on a hot summer day#then what are u doing#robin buckley#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie#ronance
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for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3
hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee
hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt 🫶
contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis 🤏 close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)
iwaizumi + assistance
this is a set-up.
iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.
the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.
he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumes―this batman set looks pretty damn legit.
except for one tiny problem.
there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxers―cold and sticky as it touches his skin.
and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.
this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similar―just with cat ears.
he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.
it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).
so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.
"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."
he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.
"okay."
if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.
(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)
you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.
"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.
"sorry again," he turns to face you.
"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.
getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.
stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itself―the hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.
but then the zipper breaks.
and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.
iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.
then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"
iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.
fuck.
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it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costume―cat headpiece off and all.
"you finally got together?!"
#iwaizumi x reader#hq!! x reader#shotorus.workbook#omg i hope u enjoyed this!! i had fun thinking it up ehehe and writing it#in my mind this is set in the same universe as the halloween one i did for mattsun―actually its the same party HABFHBSF#some stuff about the fic: iwaizumi is hot in that costume i spared the details bc i was going to combust MYSELF#but it clings to his muscles REAAAAAAL good and there's really not a lot of padding in the costume itself#bc makki believes in iwaizumi's anatomy enough to deliver#what happened in between iwaizumi asking for help and oikawa barging in??? we may never know 🤷♀️ kidding !#i just didnt write it in bc it would be too long but#if anyone is curious maybe i'll write it as a separate thing!#other stuff abt the fic: reader became good friends with oikawa first bc neighbors but then oikawa admittedly wanted to play matchmaker#so he invited reader a ton to their group things so he could introduce em to iwaizumi HAHA and iwaizumi crushed hard#they become close pretty quickly too hence why reader calls him hajime HAHAH and they hang out even outside of the group#theres definitely something like they text a lot and stuff but neither of them are sure of how the other feels so they arent admitting#reader has borrowed a hoodie from him tho#(aka the one he's wearing in the blurb bc it's the only article of clothing that fits him in reader's apt)#also they figured they'd just kill time by drying iwaizumi's costume bc for sure they couldn't chuck it in the dryer so the next best thing#was to just use a dryer and spot dry it#makki did source most of the costumes! except mattsun's and his gf's#uhhh they go back to the party afterwards but reader literally had to makeshift lock iwaizumi's costume with safety pins HAHA#i guess his muscles just be too popping 🤷♀️#fvntybomb#ask#rep#ask game answered
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Playing the new OL2 Demo and finding out the friendgroup is lowkey falling apart by step 2
#KAJNSDKJAS IM BEING DRAMATIC#but the opening narration was talkin about how the trio dont usually walk together now and i was in tears on the floor#LIKE WDYM WE ARENT BESTIES FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER??????????????#Maybe OL1 just spoiled me with the friendship with Cove but my GOD#also Tamarack???? STOP BEING SAD ITS MAKING ME SAD :((((((((#our life#our life now and forever#ol2#tamarack baumann#olnf qiu#qiu lin#olnf#olnf tamarack#olnf mc#“Tamarack and Qiu were no longer friends” What if i died. what then
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Dark Urge bringing Gale and Wyll to kill Ketheric and just going guys. GUYS. shut the fuck up about your suicide pact. I know that's your dad but what the fuck are we going to do for him now. Pretty sure that's my ex-boyfriend and my sister up there plotting world domination and you don't see me giving away our position
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#dark urge#gale dekarios#wyll ravengard#for the record gale is my favourite companion and i would do anything to make wyll smile. these are my boys#but my rogue/monk is having a crisis of the soul and she cant even engage with it because shes busy swatting at their arms#bet karlach says something special when gortash is revealed too but alas. needed my best friend Lae'zel by my side#need a mod that works with the new patches for unlimited party size. ill play on tactician idc i just need all my friends with me#to stage whisper their reactions while we're in stealth. as if we arent tElEpAtHiCaLlY cOnNeCtEd#maeve#em.chats
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one big thing about polyshipping for me is, like. you know how some people will have their eyes opened to homoerotic relationships in media bc they'll realize, "wait, if these people were two different genders, i'd 100% assume they're into each other. i have a double standard that i never noticed"?
there's a polyamorous equivalent in certain media that's basically just. "if you didn't assume this character is monogamous, you would 100% believe they have crushes on & are dating all of their friends." OR, "if this character wasn't dating somebody else already, you would 100% interpret this new friendship of theirs as a crush/budding romance."
usually the creators of the media aren't thinking about polyamory when they make it! usually the creators of the media are thinking "i want this character's friends to be as important to them as their romantic partners, we don't get enough of that in media," which is great and true and also EXACTLY WHY IT WORKS AS A POLY NARRATIVE. people will be like you don't Have to polyship why can't you just let platonic relationships be important ugh 🙄 & i'm like i did my years in the "why can't two men just be friends why does everything have to be gay 🙄" trenches. you're not doing this to me. we're not doing it about polyshipping. we're skipping over that whole discourse cutscene because i am Too Tired For It. don't even start
sometimes characters are so full of love and affection and joy for so many people that i start gnawing off my hands about how polyamory isn't normalized. because i'll watch/read certain media and i'll be like. listen. this is a polycule. i know you don't know this because your creators don't know this and that is totally okay but you are a Wildly polyamorous person who's ambiguously trapped in the 2000s/2010s with Big Monogamy psyops eating your brain. please let me free you. please i can give you Everything .
PLEASE KISS YOUR FRIENDS
#what i'd give for more mainstream toh art of the lavender winter quartet that doesnt pair them off together ignoring the others in favor of#their canon romantic partner. what i'd give for explorations of relationships between close friends that arent just#'we have convos about how much we love our canon romantic partners who arent here 💕'#LIKE IT'S CUTE AND HARMLESS. BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL SO LONELYYY#most days i'm fine with no one in mainstream fandom loving the way i do or feeling the way i do.#then some days i wake up thinking about hunter and luz being each other's Types (TM) and feel like ive eaten drywall#aside from the trc ot6 theres like NO polycule that's more desperately 'YOU GUYS WOULD BE CANONICALLY ALL TOGETHER IN A DIFFERENT TIME#PERIOD' than lavwin. IT TORTURES ME. THEY ARE ALL IN LOVE#anyway. i gotta get some more sleep.#thanks for listening everyone. think about the big monogamy psyops in your life and add people to their relationships. it's hilarious
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keiko doesnt call her kicchu for nothing 😙
#doodles#ocs#kiru#keiko#kirukei#ichimatsu#karamatsu#<- those two are also there but we arent here for them#part of me wanted to draw her giving little kissies to ocs who are established friends of hers#but i chickened out because i didnt wanna be weird. womp womp#anyways shes the ceo of ''whats a little kiss between friends''. no one is safe [unless they dont want one]
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in light of recent events
#this has always been the case but i finally got around to making this meme. thank you#will campos honorary gay person on my phone (hes a stranger to me we arent friends we have never talked but at least he understands hermie)#dungeons and daddies#dndads#i dont really have a shitpost tag do i#uh#silver tongue (talk tag)#close enough
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just got a very unsavory follower so obligatory post about this
#talkys#not art#i used to be one of these people unfortunately. i know you feel like you're doing good but the world is so much bigger and so much more-#complicated than a set of words can fully encompass#and yes while there are more specific labels that could be out there and accurately describe my attraction that i could use#or even if there wasnt i could coin one#some of us dont want to do that. some of us don't want hyperspecific labels nobody will know about or recognize#some of us havent even figured out what exactly we are in the first place#what about that is destroying the community?#labels arent these sacred things that have set rigid definitions. they're not holy. you don't need to turn on your fellow queers to defend-#them. the community will not fall apart because someone used two 'conflicting' labels at once#sorry i have a lot of feelings on this ive yet to unpack ill stop rambling. Be my friend *frolic
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⭐🫐💙"Are We Friends In Every Universe?"💜🍇☕
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Little animatic I made yesterday that I forgot to post here. This trend is so cute so I had to do it with my sillies! Also in all the other places I posted it and never explained my reasoning for each of the pictures, so I thought I'd share that here! ^^
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Cats - I personally see 3 as a cat and 4 as a dog, but I thought the imagery of them cuddling as cats was cute, and I love seeing people draw themself and there friends as little animals for this trend, so I had to :3
Stars - I love star imagery and think about them relating to the galaxy along with there meme powers ✨
Coffee - of course this is mostly a reference to 3s coffee shop, but I just like to imagine them sharing coffee together. Also having blue inside the purple cup makes me imagine how, while 3 is saying "no" to 4s question of friendship, it shows his deep connection to him and internal want to protect him, knowing what the two has been through 💙💜
Berries - I love when people make jokes about 4 being blueberry and 3 being blackberry, so I thought I'd include this! Also these fruits are yummy and I've never drawn them before. I just had a lot of fun with it XD
Eggdog and Beeg - THE KIDDOS!! Of course I had to include their children. They are so cute and such good friend ANSJXJDND any opportunity I have to draw Eggdog and Beeg I will take it. I love my sons 🥚🔵
USBs - I love how their USBs complement eachother, and I think it's a strong symbol of their connection
Their hats - of course, their hats are one of the most recognizable symbols they have, and I love how they complement eachother as well. I don't often draw 3 and 4 in their hats, but I still love them anyway 💜💙
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That's all for this! Thank you for reading my rambles ^^ I really had fun with this and hope I can do more of this in the future! It can take awhile and I don't have much other than CapCut for video editing, so I'll do what I can! Thank you 💙💜
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#smg4#smg4 fanart#smg4fanart#smg3#smg3 fanart#smg34#fanart#the sillies#3 says they arent friends but we know the truth#its obvious#this brings me so much joy#kicking my feet#HEHEHEH#yippee!!!
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whats been up with the big fucking time guys in my media intake recently. if YOU 🫵 can think of any other TIME KINGS please add them to the party
#we keep saying YOU MUST DEFEAT THE TIME KING to our friends who arent done with isat yet its become a running joke between me and sam#anyway uhhhh gotta spoilertag this silly post.#hades 2 spoilers#hades 2 chronos#lord english#isat the king#doodlebyte#anyway this also prompted a far more cognitohazard ass concept in my brain for a post so pleeease hoooold ill cause psychic damage soon
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Man obviously there’s a bunch of really unfortunate consequences to Elon’s mishandling of twitter but the thing that really got to me after a while was how lonely it feels to use the platform now. I only follow my friends and a couple of artists yet my whole dash is filled with total strangers and blue checkmarks trying to farm engagement. There’s an unblockable ad every three tweets (two if you’re counting the bots trying sell me something). There’s no lingering on interesting videos cause they all autoscroll tiktok style (with ads every 3 vids). Following someone means zilch so if I wanna see what the friends I use the platform for have been up to I have to manually go to their accounts & half the time the first tweet I see is an announcement that they’re leaving. It’s such a dead mining town of a website, but instead of dying because the mines just naturally dried out and people left for greener pastures, it’s dying because the newly appointed nepobaby Sheriff got really into building a 7-story mall in the middle of the desert without ever stopping to think what it’d do to the local economy and wildlife, or even if anyone needed an apple store and three taco bells in the middle of the outback.
#like twitter used to be my little place where i made my little jokes and saved bits and poems and thoughts in my concepts#i used it like a public diary more than anything. it was nice. it was relaxing.#i love tumblr but I have 4000+ ppl following me on here & even if many of those accounts arent active anymore it still FEELS too public#too public for my amateur poetry and dream diary at least#twitter was a little more intimate. i was screaming abt all my little hyperfixations on there.#multiple of my friends told me they opened my acc up like the morning newspaper every once in a while. just for fun.#and I know its not a big deal. because its not. but its sad. if things were different id be posting mouthwashing thoughts on there right no#and that’s sad to me. i know we have bluesky and i love her but i still have to leave the mining town id settled in for years.#fuck you sheriff. hawk tuah on your shitfuck cowboy boots.#rose ramblings
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do we fw rowlijah or am i gonna get crucified for this one
#clock0fmeantime#chnt#camp here and there#elijah volkov#camp here & there#ch&t#camp here and there fanart#elijah chnt#rowan chow#ch&t fanart#rowan chnt#chnt fanart#does a rowlijah tag even exist i only know one other rowlijah shipper and we arent friends anymore#idgaf im putting one anyway#rowlijah
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