#we are winning it all lmaaoo

[grogumaximus]

Paolo Filisetti writes: "the RB20 will see a major aerodynamic revolution. Not even gusts of wind would create any more problems as happened in the Brazilian GP.

In essence, it would emerge that the RB20, not only, as one might imagine, will be an extreme take on the concepts expressed by the RB19, but that while visually maintaining a strong resemblance to this year's single-seater, it will follow an aerodynamic concept that is will differ from the current one. (...)

This is to say that, while the opponents struggle to try to chase Max Verstappen's current car, Red Bull seems to be already ready to introduce countermeasures of the highest level."

+

Pierre Waché said in an interview with Motorsport he does not believe the RB19 is one of the greatest cars of all time:

"I don't think so."

"Maybe we realise that next year, because I hope next year's car will be better than this one in absolute terms."

[sukunas-wife]

I feel like the grinch rn…. Might get a mini army and steal ur followers /hj

Lmaaoo if you do I’ll cry 😭 Id be willing to fight for all of them 😔✊

We are SukunaNation, but we’re def not in

“Nah I’d Win” shape 😭 one flash of a 4k shiny Sukuna poster and I’m distracted going “oouuu he’s pretty..”

But I offer you to take this instead! VvvvvvvvvV

Hope it sways your mind 🤭

[biblicallyaccuratevirgo]

I know you were convinced I was low-key in love with you but LMAO in my 20s, I had a five minute crush on EVERYBODY. I guess that's just my Libra Rising bullshit but sorry, you're not my type. Realized you weren't when I had to start guarding what I said to you because I realized you'd crumble under ANY kind of criticism

Speaking of Libra Rising - lmmaaoooooo you are so bad at Astrology oh my god. You really think each sign is associated with a house which is why you're probably baffled over what's going on right now. You thought that, what? I'd be chill and calm down to save face? To make money? BITCH WHAT MONEY? You think it's worth it to me to play nice at this point? Really 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Do you even know how much money it would take me to back off at this point? We're talking 6 figs at this point because I'm having waaaaayy too much fun finally telling you what I think.

I also know you probably thought I was some big fan of yours because I liked some tweets but do you know how many tweets I like in a day? Here. This is probably from like 15 minutes of scrolling alone lmfao https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VuZg0Q13wWatetxzJscHdXDtHGkTA4sQ/view?usp=drivesdk did you really think you were that important to me? Do you know how much shit is on my mind on the regular? Do you really think you deserve that much of my attention?

Speaking of not on my mind. You were not my number 1 pick for Dirty Magic LMAO. I had someone completely different in mind but I settled for you because you were a friend and figured you seemed so damn excited that I might as well. Then 2 years passed of your incompetence and I was out almost 2K and a fuck ton of patience just for you to hand me a bunch of scribbles and try to sell it to me like they were masterpieces lmaaoo

Speaking of. Why the fuck did you struggle so damn hard with Savannah? And why the fuck did you struggle so damn hard with giving Mia the sneakers I gave you references for? What was so damn hard to grasp?

Did you realize that Hiveworks was literally looking to sue you for harassment when you left? And you really thought you were gonna win against them at court? I had to literally call in a favor because of all the work I did for them to get them to NOT drag you through the mud LMAO and you thought you were a badass with your chest puffed up like everyone was scared of you. How cute.

Which. Also speaking of. Do you know how many people were actively talking shit about you when we first started talking? Do you know how often I had to defend you to get people to chill? I should have let them drag your ass too LMAO maybe I never would have been raped and abused!

Oh let's double back to Dirty Magic. You know why I did the designs myself? Because trying to get you to understand the objective was wasting my time. It was easier to just draw the designs FOR you for you to follow then waste time trying to get you to understand what was going on. And somehow... Even with the references... You still failed 🤔

Talking with you half the time was just exhausting. You take everything in life so damn seriously. Everyone's always out to get you. Do you remember how pressed you were about the Judy fall out? Literally wailing about how she's gonna murder you? Like literally track you down and murder you? Are you unwell? What's going on in there? I still can't tell if you were being serious or not

Which by the way, god DAMN the only reason why I was willing to get involved with that Judy fallout was because I thought stepping in would end things and then it'd be DONE. I didn't expect that shit to be drawn out for that long. You can't let shit go even if your life depended on it and I can't imagine that's good for your mental health (or physical health for that matter)

You. Are. So. Damn. Sensitive. I felt like if I wanted to share anything with you, I had to do a pre-screening even if it was a joke. Like everything triggers you, everything freaks you out, everything makes you panic. Every. Single. Thing. And you made it my job to babysit you. WHEN DO I GET MY CHECK?

I'm still waiting to see what you meant by you "NEED TO BE RIGHT" during our fall out. Like I literally said that I needed to be supported and that was your clap back. What did I do to get under your skin? Why were you always so defensive? Do I intimidate you? LMAO?

God. You're so damn messy. It's a wonder you managed to get this far professionally. You really do rely on fallouts to get ahead don't you? That way you can keep playing the victim and leach off of everyone around you? I'd be impressed if it, you know, didn't lead me to getting raped and abused LMAO

Which - by the way - I can't believe you genuinely thought I was going to read that bullshit apology. Do you - once again - not realize how little of a priority you are to me? And always have been? It's like every single god damn time I tried to move on with my life, you had a new crisis that I needed to deal with. Why the fuck was I being treated like I was your handler the entire time? Cause once again, if i was working that hard to be your care taker then I'm wondering when the fuck do I get paid ???????

You keep talking about how you hate art so damn much yet you refuse to quit. In fact it's like you keep doubling down on being miserable. Ooooooh, wait I forgot how you said you don't think you can ever be happy. I guess that means you want everyone else to join you - even if they end up homeless LMAAOOO

Ugh god your art. That's probably the one thing I respected about you but now I keep looking at it and then looking at mine and then looking at yours and I'm like 'Wow. How the fuck did I circle around you ten times over in terms of creativity and skill while also juggling so much?' like what's your excuse? I'm genuinely curious

Also God damn do you really think realising a bunch of storyboards is going to work? Do you realize that storyboards are meant to be used internally? Their job is to help the animators have a clear idea of what they're supposed to be animating. Like... How are you gonna do this? Are you making an animatic? Cause I saw your timing and it's a bit struggly-duggly and I'm not helping you at all with that LMAO

Oh - just so you know I dropped Little Foolery because y'all were making me lose money more than make money. Like literally I saw how Song of the Bullrider did, tracked the performance and realized y'all were a waste of an investment :)

Also it was cute of you to think you could give me business advice when you don't do shit but complain all day and make other people do the work for you 😭 when was the last time you even had a job that didn't involve bossing people around and making things more complicated for them ?????

And lastly I... Just don't like you. In fact I don't think I ever did. I tried reeeeaally hard to like you and when I say like you, I mean as a person and human being. But watching how you were going through your life being ride or die for Alex and busting your ass so damn hard for something that - when you die - will likely mean absolutely nothing was part of what made me start snapping out of shit. Watching how miserable and hapless you are made me realize I wanted so much more out of life. It's unfortunate that right after that discovery, we had the fall out and then you stabbed me in the back over and over and over again so I couldn't get work and LIVE MY LIFE how I wanted and instead dealt with abuse after abuse after abuse but that realization is also the one thing that has me feeling at peace right now. Because you know what? I still put my best foot forward. I still was and am willing to see where life takes me. I'm not willing to break myself for something that I don't even know matters past how I FEEL about it. It's why I do comics as a hobby and I'm not trying to crucify anyone to make anything happen. Because I actually had a long needed reality check because of you. I saw my future. I saw what I could become. I saw how empty and devoid of humanity was waiting for me if I kept going in the direction I was in. I saw endless desperation and despair. Constant fear and paranoia. No faith. No light. No joy. Nothing. I just saw darkness, misery and a desperate attempt to add meaning to a life that - at the end of the day - only has meaning if I go to my grave in peace. That's it. And that's my goal. It's not to be famous. It's not to be some big star. It's to make sure that the moment when I draw my last breath, I can say that regardless of what I went through, I still did the best damn job that I could. That I lived my life to the fullest and to the best of my abilities. That I wasn't too afraid to see what's over the horizon and to push myself past the restriction of my own expectations. That I was willing and daring enough to both love and be loved, that I had the courage to be the person that I can always be proud of and to know with full confidence that I lived my life in joy. THIS is the kind of shit that's on my mind, Jayd. Not you and your bullshit and to be honest, it offends me to great lengths that you felt this entitled to my time and energy.

And there. Now you know the truth. Now you know everything I've been keeping from you because I knew your ego was too fragile to handle it.

If you really think that money is going to keep me satisfied at this point, you're really god damn wrong and you're also way too easy to keep on a short leash.

Have a good one ✌️

[forzafinally]

Tim Drake, the 3rd robin and Batman's adopted son was revealed to be bi in a comic that was released today. This is huge news because there are very little major lgbt characters in superhero comics and Tim is a massively popular character with decades of history AND hilariously he's also many straight dudebros favorite. So the fandom is in shambles with people like me riding high in disbelief that for once we weren't baited and with dudebros crying and losing their minds lmaaoo

OMG!!! I love that for you!! All your fandoms just keep winning don't they?

[fellulahh]

Lmaaoo, Im who requested the I didnt know I was pregnant and Im so glad you liked the idea😂❤ I personaly choose Lucifer or Satan!❤ just because I love them but whoever wins it will be ok!❤ I read that is impossible that Lucifer is the father since he is too observative to not notice, but thats the thing, there is no sign at all until it happens😂 no getting more weight, not lack of menstruation, no bigger boobs, nothing gkkglf of course is extremaly rare but we are playing w/fiction at the end❤

Did you read Parts 2/3? If not make sure you read them before this! As the original requester, I hope you’ve enjoyed this mini fic because I have!😸

~

“I didn’t know I was pregnant” - Lucifer x MC Part 4

Although he was petrified, he couldn’t imagine what MC was feeling in that moment. All he wanted to do is make sure he gave her his full support as she gave birth to his child.

Just as she was wincing in pain, a nurse entered the room. She stepped up to the bed, a hand disappearing under the sheet between MC’s legs before removing it again. “It’s time.” She spoke, looking at the demon and his human. Lucifer’s heart raced as him and MC shared a panicked look.

“Luci, I’m scared.” She whispered only for him to hear.

‘Me too.��� He wanted to say.

He planted a kiss on her hand that was still holding his. “It’s going to be okay.” He repeated.

As more nurses entered the room, MC’s body grew with agony. Her forehead was sweaty as she looked up at the nurse in desperation.

“Are you ready to start pushing?” She asked MC.

‘No!’ She thought to herself.

Taking deep breaths, she began tensing her body. Her teeth gritted as pain writhed throughout her body. Cries left her lips as she threw her body forward. Lucifer tried his best to sooth her, supporting her with every push despite being on the verge of a nervous breakdown himself.

“You’re doing so well, MC.” He spoke quietly with concerned eyes.

Time passed and the cries grew louder. MC’s face got redder and redder as her body became weak. Lucifer look down at her terrified, unable to believe this was really happening. He was unsure whether they’d been in the room for minutes or hours. Time seemed to have stopped since finding out MC was pregnant.

“Just a few more pushes, the baby is crowning.” The nurse declared from between MC’s legs, Lucifer turned his attention to her as he processed her words.

‘It is?’ He thought to himself as he felt a flutter in his stomach.

“Luci...” MC whispered with a shaky breath, her limp hand finding his.

“Come on, MC - you’re nearly there.” He encouraged, bringing his face close to hers. “Just a few more pushes, you can do it.”

Her head flopped back onto the pillow before she forced her body forward, tensing as hard she can. “Baby’s coming!” A voice called as MC continued to push.

Suddenly, all at once, MC’s body hit the pillow once more as the pushing ended. Everything seemed to be in slow motion as Lucifer gazed down at her exhausted face. Her chest heaved and her grip on him was weak. He placed a hand on her sweaty cheek.

His thoughts were only on MC until an unfamiliar sound filled his ears. Stiffening, his entire body remained still as he heard tiny cries coming from behind him.

“Congratulations, it’s a girl!”

[bpdanakins]

I was tagged by @apple-grass-and-smiles to do an otp tag thing and I’m already having a crisis bc I don’t generally have one single true pairing? The struggles of being a multishipper. Here goes.

Rules: Pick 10 of your OTPs from different fandoms without reading the questions and then answer them. Then tag 10 other people to do the same.

Shepard/Liara T’soni (Mass Effect)

Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age: Inquisition)

Morgana Pendragon/Guinevere (BBC’s Merlin)

Clarke Griffin/Lexa (The 100, and yes don’t @/me I know)

Max Caulfield/Chloe Price (Life is Strange)

Kassandra/Roxana (Assassin’s Creed Odyssey)

Corvo Attano/Jessamine Kaldwin (Dishonored)

Nathan Drake/Elena Fisher (Uncharted)

Dragonborn/Serana/Aela (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, because I can)

Senua/Happiness

(this took waaaay too long)

Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

Right away? I kinda had Kassandra sleeping her way across Ancient Greece with almost all the ladies (caught on to Diona right away though and I’m forever glad about that), so it was always going to happen. But as for why I see them as more of a relationship... idk. They’re just really sweet, and I enjoyed Roxana’s quests.

Have you ever read a fic about 2?

Yes. A lot of it. Oops.

Has a picture of 4 ever been your screensaver/profile pic/Tumblr?

Nope. I did, however, get an art print as gift once from a friend, with Clarke and a bi flag and Lexa with a rainbow flag. It’s this piece to be exact, though they don’t seem to sell it anymore? The artist does have a ton of other lgbtq+ ship art on their redbubble page (including other Clexa pieces, and they also did some of my fave Finnpoe pieces which I did not know was by the same artist, so there you go) if you’re interested.

If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

I mean.... Corvo is technically a widower.... so we’ve already had the tragedy start within the first ten minutes of the first game.

Why is 1 so important?

Because it was my first Mass Effect ship, because Liara is so cute and bad ass and just!!! The journey they go on? My heart. I love them so much. Also a Shiara fic was the first ship I read on ao3 a long time ago so that’s also a bonus.

Which one has the strongest bond?

Pricefield. While they all have amazing bonds in their own ways, Max literally bent time and space to keep Chloe safe on multiple occasions. She didn’t even recognize Chloe right away, but her first use of her powers was to save her best friend. Chloe would also literally throw down for Max at any point, and she talks about how having Max back in her life for a single week made her feel the happiest she’d been in a long time, and that’s despite all of the shit they went through together. Like!!!!!! Please 

How many times have you read/watched 10′s fandom?

I literally still watch the trailers/documentary for Hellblade on a frequent basis. You can guess from there.

Which ship has lasted the longest?

Hmmm. Jess and Corvo were together for about 14 years, and Nate and Elena were together for.... also a long time. idk at what point UC4′s epilogue takes place so I’m just gonna assume they’ve also been together for a long time by then too lmao. idk man

How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

I mean.... whether or not you romance Roxana is up to you, and then there’s that uncomfy mess pulled in the DLCs that I’m not going into bc Kassandra is a lesbian bye. 

Point being, idk?

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive: 2 or 8?

TOUGH QUESTION. Solas has godlike powers so that would give them an obviously undeniable edge, but Nate and Elena have literally already fought zombies, soooo... both.

Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Yep!! Jessamine was an Empress and Corvo her royal bodyguard. Shouldn’t have entirely bothered hiding it tho considering Emily apparently has 0 issue announcing to the world she’s Corvo’s daughter by the first scene of DH2 lmaaoo.

Is 4 still together?

We don’t talk about this. It’s too depressing.

Is 10 canon?

Relatively. By the end of the game, she has come into acceptance of her pain & grief, but like.... she’s not insta cured or something. And then in Hellblade 2 it seems like she’s ready to fuck everyone up so.... no, it’s not canon enough :(

If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

I’ll have to agree that it’d depend. If things like magic, biotics, the Thu’um or Max’s powers, etc, are included uhhh... well, that makes it super tough. Again, Solas has godlike magic at his hands and can turn everyone to stone without trying now apparently, but Max can literally rewind time, the DB has their own form of godlike powers (Tiber legit remade the geography of an entire province, and that’s just his accomplishments), Kassandra is a demigod, Morgana one of the most powerful sorceresses ever, Serana’s a powerful vampire, Aela a dang werewolf, and Liara one of the strongest biotics. Senua also has Gramr.

Take all of that away though and... still kinda tough. Kass, Roxana, Lexa, and Senua are all really strong warriors. Corvo’s an elite assassin, Aela is a good hunter, Shepard a soldier who passed some of the hardest levels of training.... dude, this is too hard. Who tf knows.

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5?

Several by killing one or both off, and time itself tried as well.

Do you spend hours a day going through 3′s tumblr tag?

No. I don’t often venture into tags tbh.

If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break forever or else she’d break them all up, which ship would you SINK?

Morgana and Gwen since they’re not even canon and also the show went icky on Morgana in the end anyways.

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This was too hard. It was hard to think of/choose 10 ships, it was hard to look up a bunch of info, etc. It also took me too long lmaaoo.

I tag uhhh @mariaromanovs, @twilightofthe, @purplehawke, @serkonans, honestly anyone who wants to? If you want to do it, I tag you!! If you don’t want to and I @’d you, feel free to ignore and forgive me <3

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 5x15: “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid”

Starting off in a spooky cemetery, Carrie style.

I like the TV narrator coincidentally narrating what’s actually happening to this dude.

“Please! God! No!” Benny’s last words.

RIP Benny Sutton. Killed by reanimated Clay Thompson.

Bobby’s not answering his phone...

lmao, did you really have to make a deal out of that.

“Heads up. ‘Fargo.’”

Jody!!!!

Digger HAD to make eye contact.

“Of course, if a dead man didn't commit the murder, then, uh, who did?” Don’t freaking sass her, Dean.

Bobby answered the phone that time.

This had to have been the only time they were caught.

“So, whatever the three of you are planning, it ends here. Now. Ten-four on that, Agents?”

Jody put on her mom voice for that.

Bobby cleans up well.

Bobby is deflecting like nobody’s business.

St. Anthony’s Cemetery.

I’m glad Dean trusted his instinct and “double checked”.

Would ya look at that? It’s empty.

He looks like a freaking zombie.

Did Sam lower his voice to sound more authoritative?

Well shit, Sam. What the hell were you planning on doing with the undead guy?

“You’re a zombie!”

“I’m a taxpayer!” 

You just came back from the dead, dude.

Jody and Bobby really look like disappointed parents talking about their misbehaving children.

Cat’s out, and her name is Karen Singer.

Dean’s so polite. :’)

Their smiles went away almost instantly.

“Dean, I can explain.”

“Explain what? Lying to us? Or the American girl zombie making cupcakes in your kitchen?!”

“First of all, that’s my wife, so watch it.”

Bobby loves Karen fiercely.

A cremated loved one comes back from the dead...hmmm...totes not familiar to me at all...

Now that Bobby’s confessing to all that he knows (which is basically everything and then some) it’s all making more sense.

Dean, pls.

“She hums when she cooks. She always... used to hum when she cooked. Tone deaf as all hell, but... And I never thought I would hear it again.”

“Please. Leave her be.”

Let Bobby have his time with his wife, please. 

That’s totally not obvious at all, Dean.

That’s a beautiful house.

Oh, it was Jody’s!

You can always win Dean over with pies.

“When do you have time to sleep?”

“I don’t. Must be the excitement.”

“Or being dead.”

Have some kind of tact, Dean.

“I know who you are. Just like I know Bobby’s not the same mild-mannered scrap dealer I married. You hunt things. I...I’m a thing. I get it.”

I really do like Karen.

What a very important moment there.

“I remember everything, you know. When I died. That demon taking over my body... and the things it made me do. And Bobby having no choice but to... Well, you know what he did. But I can see it in his eyes when he looks at me. The guilt. It weighs on him.”

“So why don't you just tell him you remember?”

“I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you've never been in love. He's my husband. My job is to bring him peace... not pain.”  

Ezra Jones. Looking sickly as hell.

Oh hell naw.

“W-what is it? You think maybe you could tell me from here? Yeah. I'm gonna regret this.” lmaoo Sam.

Give her a pen and paper, jeez.

Oh my god, please back away!

THAT’S DISGUSTING.

RIP Ezra Jones, again. Killed by Sam.

Bobby’s getting surly.

Dean’s butthurt about getting kicked out.

“Hold on, Doc.” Sean’s last words.

“Karen, stay away from the windows.” Bobby knew Sam and Dean would try something.

Karen was really willing to put on a “everything’s okay” facade for as long as she could.

RIP Sean. Killed by Owen.

How fucking traumatizing.

Sam saved her.

Jody just witnessed the most horrifying thing in her life, and she can still think clearly enough to help Sam.

She instinctively tried to prevent Sam from killing her son before she let go. 

RIP Owen, again. Killed by Sam.

“I remember.”

“You remember what?”

“Everything. The demon inside me. You killing me. I remember.”

“Then you know...why I can’t do it again.”

:(

“Why didn’t you tell me this before?”

“You’ve seen so much. I just...I just wanted to see you smile.”

Please feel free to kill me.

RIP Karen, again. Killed by Bobby...again.

PLEASE give Bobby a hug, he needs it.

“Friend of Bobby Singer’s.”

“Town drunk.”

“No, I--I thought...he was the town drunk.”

“Who told you that?”

“Bobby Singer...”

lmaaoo.

Sam leading a group tho!

Aww, Bobby. 

Zombie showdown.

DAMN IT DEAN, GET BACK TO BOBBY PLEASE.

There we go.

“Got any more ammo? I’m low.”

“Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies. It’s in the van, where we left it.”

“A simple ‘no’ would have been fine.”

lmao, I love the banter Dean and Bobby have.

Out of ammo.

I LOVE that maneuver of Bobby handing Dean a gun. That’s teamwork!

Srsly Dean.

“Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong?”

“I’m making this stuff up as I go.Sue me.”

Echoing Cas. :’)

Sam and Jody have arrived!

What a badass.

Burning the undead.

:( Bye, Jody. See you next season.

Bobby holding a private funeral for Karen.

Dean trying and failing to make Bobby feel better.

“She was the love of my life. How many times do I got to kill her?” :((

Death came for Bobby.

When questions like “you’re gonna be alright, right?” go unanswered at the end of an episode, that’s never a good sign.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 5x03: “Free to Be You and Me”

Bring on the copious amounts of Destiel!

I always forget that the episode starts off like this.

“I’m dreaming.”

“Or you’re not. What’s the difference? I’m here.”

How often does Sam think about Jessica now? (Has he ever talked to Mary about her?)

“Last time I wanted to be normal. This time I know I'm a freak.” :(

That is a god awful thing to say to someone.

“Things are never gonna change with you. Ever.” Welp.

“Simple Man” by Lynyrd Skynyrd. One of my favorite songs, and also the most Dean Winchester song I know.

Dean’s gonna have to remake a lot of fake I.Ds.

I love the montage of Sam and Dean living their lives separately.

Lindsey checking out Sam...same.

Let the Destiel begin!

I would kill to hear the first conversation Dean had with Cas about “personal space”.

I love that Cas looks for and asks about Sam.

With Sam no longer with him, Dean really wanted his Samulet back.

“His name is Raphael.”

“You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”

“So, what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise and we're just going to hold hands and sail off this cliff together?” Don’t forget the simple fact that they kissed too.

Cas was very polite asking for help, that’s sweet.

Of all the fake names Sam could have gone for...he chose “Keith”.

I remember not liking Lindsey very much.

“Here's what we play for. When I win, you buy me dinner and tell me your life story “

Yep, and there’s why. Listen, Sam doesn’t owe you his “life story” and he’s not going to spill it if he doesn’t want to. Stop bugging him.

I bet Sam is good at darts because he (and Dean) probably scammed people out of money on it.

Back to Destiel!

The fake FBI badge Dean makes for Cas (that Cas will hold onto for years to come.)

I get such a kick out of seeing Dean fix Cas’ shirt and tie. It’s just super cute.

“When humans really want something really, really bad, we lie.”

“Why?”

“Because that’s how you become President.”

I resent the truth in Dean’s “joke”

I love Cas.

Cas, shush.

Nice coverup, Dean.

“He’s down at Saint Pete’s.”

“Saint Pete’s.”

“...thank you.”

Goddamn, I love Cas.

“So is this is what I’m looking at if Michael jumps in my bones?”

“No, not at all. Michael is much more powerful. It’ll be far worse for you.”

Oooohhh no, this conversation is 10x worse after the S13 finale, damn it.

Bobby!

“I just thought you might want to find out who’s in the area and put a man on this.”

“Okay, let me see if I can think of the best hunter who might be in the immediate vicinity- oh, that'd be you.”

Bobby doing what he does best, being sarcastic.

They already have married couple banter.

“Last night on Earth...what are your plans?”

“I just thought I’d sit here quietly.”

Dean just pulled the “last night on earth” card on Cas.

Cas’ response is one of the Biggest Moods ever.

My nervous baby!!

The infamous “Bert and Ernie” line:

“There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch.”

Well shit.

LADY DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP A COVER.

Why can’t anyone leave Sam alone in this episode????

PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE.

(I know she means well, but god damn is it annoying to have someone pry at you like that.)

Cas looks absolutely terrified, omgg.

Cas’ little jump when Dean says his name, lmaaoo.

“Don’t make me push you.” Dean, why are you doing this to him.

“I just looked her in the eyes and told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.“

LMMAAOOO CAS 

I love seeing Dean laugh. :’)

Ah lord, here we go.

“I don’t mean to pry.” Bullshit.

And now, she can help him in a respectable way. I’d completely dislike her if it weren’t for this.

“I don't know you and I'm the last person to be giving advice, but I do know that no one has ever done anything so bad that they can't be forgiven. That they can't change.”

Those are actually very kind words.

Laying out the trap.

“I'm here, Raphael. Come and get me, you little bastard.”

You can’t tell me Dean wasn’t a little turned on by that ‘cause I sure the hell am.

“Well, that’s a day I’ll never get back.” I don’t know why I find that so amusing.

Ooohhh, look who it is.

“It is a testament to my unending mercy that I do not smite you here and now.” Sure.

Dean is really using his “bullet shield” abilities to taunt Raphael on behalf of Cas.

Ooohhhh Plan B, bitches!

“Don’t look at me, it was his idea.” Dean why would you throw Cas under the bus like that, lmao.

“Where is He?”

“God? Didn't you hear? He's dead, Castiel. Dead.”  

Well, I know Raphael’s wrong.

RIP Steve. Killed by demons.

Why did they have to bring a civilian into this????

“Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? Do you think God would have let any of that happen if He were alive?”

“Oh yeah? Well then who invented the Chinese basket trick?”

Dean, pls.

Dean paralleling Cas, god bless him.

Love that Cas shields Dean from the broken glass.

Poor Lindsey had to be dragged into this, and she has no idea what’s happening. Nor will she ever know, for that matter.

“Did it ever occur to you that maybe Lucifer raised you?” Raphael entered ‘little bitch” status with that suggestion.

OOHHH HERE IT COMES.

“Castiel, I’m warning you. Do not leave me here. I will find you.”

“Maybe one day. But today you’re my little bitch.”

OOOHHHH I  LOVE CASTIEL

And I love Dean for backing him up, lol.

These hunters are fucking awful.

HOW SAM EVEN MANAGED TO NOT SWALLOW IS BEYOND ME. HE’S MY HERO FOR THAT ALONE.

Welp, Lindsey’s traumatized.

“Don’t think we won’t be back.”

“Don’t think I won’t be here.”

SAM’S GOT COMEBACKS.

Aww, Sammy.

(Sam probably quit soon after that.)

Dean checking in on Cas, who’s been told that his father is dead, and being the champion of empathy that he is, gives him the nicest pep talk.

“Look, I’ll be the first to tell you that this little crusade of yours is nuts, but I do know a little something about missing fathers.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean there were times when I was looking for my dad when all logic said that he was dead, but I knew in my heart he was still alive. Who cares what some ninja turtle says, Cas, what do you believe?”

“I believe he’s out there.”

“Good. Then go find him.”

And now Cas checks in on Dean.

“Honestly, I'm good. I can't believe I'm saying that, but I am, I'm really good.”

“Even without your brother?”

“Especially without my brother. I mean, I spent so much time worrying about the son of a bitch. I mean, I've had more fun with you in the past twenty-four hours than I've had with Sam in years, and you're not that much fun. It's funny, you know, I've been so chained to my family, but now that I'm alone, hell, I'm happy.”

Hearing Dean say this...it really is refreshing.

At least Cas stuck around to hear Dean say he was fine, even without his brother, before he left.

Aaandd ideally, I’d end the episode there...but no. We still got Sam's story to finish.

He leaned into her touch. :(

“People can change. There is reason for hope.”

Fuck what he says, please hold onto that hope, Sam.

And here we go.

“Nick here is just an improvisation.” That eventually turns permanent. 

There it is.

Goddamn it, poor Sam is going through it; he can’t catch a damn break.

“You will say yes to me.” He’s right.

“I think I know you better than you know yourself.” Oh well, that’s bullshit.

“Why me?”

“Because it had to be you, Sam. It always had to be you.”

Lucifer echoing Ruby there.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 4x08: “Wishful Thinking”

Teddy bear doctor time!

Casper the pervert ghost.

Sam immediately confronting Dean about what Uriel said. Come on, dude.

I love Dean’s reaction to the overtly chirpy waiter, it’s practically mine too.

Sam “I just wanna help” Winchester.

“Um, no extremities please-” lmao.

Wow Dean, don’t get too excited.

There go the happy couple!

Title of the show!

(x)

“Local man wins $168 million lottery!” All these little clues being planted..

“There’s a Bigfoot ,damn it, and he’s a son of a bitch!”

Bigfoot (along with aliens) are not real in the Supernatural universe.

Dean the thief.

Sam and Dean contemplating the existence of Bigfoot.

I love Sam’s “hello” to Audrey! So cute

Teddy bear doctors!

I just realized how kinda sad and fucked up it is that Sam and Dean didn’t immediately question why this little girl was home alone.

I remember not being prepared at all for that on first viewing

“ouch in the head sad” awww

I love how Audrey corrects Dean when he calls her “little girl”.

“Can you believe this crap?”

“...not really.”

This is surely in Sam and Dean’s top 10 weirdest moments.

“Are we...should we..uh, are we gonna kill this teddy bear?”

“How? Do we shoot it, burn it?”

“I don’t know. Both?”

“How do we even know that’s gonna work? I don’t want some giant, flaming, pissed off teddy on our hands.”

That conversation always kills me, lmaaoo. Also, it’ll be another 9 years before Sam and Dean fight a giant plushie.

“Lollipop disease” lol. They could’ve just confirmed he has “ouch in the head” sickness.

Dean wished for a sandwich. Pretty smart of him to wish small.

“We don’t allow people to eat outside food here.”

“Well, I’m certainly not going to eat the inside food here.” lmao. Always loved that line.

Sam is wise.

“What would Sammy wish for?”

“Lilith’s head on a plate. Bloody.”

In an episode where people’s wishes come true but go bad, ^that is Sam's wish. Later on it comes true...at a terrible price. Holy gotdamn, the foreshadowing game is strong in the show.

Sam sounding authoritative.

Jeez Dean, you could’ve hurt someone!

lmaoo Sam.

Dean’s bad consequences kick in.

Poor honey.

At least he figured out the coin.

MOTE: cursed coin

“Life is meaningless. Signed, Teddy” jesus.

Dean and his nightmares. :(

Dean’s keeping a bottle by the bed. That ain’t good.

A somewhat reversal of when Dean confronted Sam about his nightmares after Jess died.

Wesley Mondale and Hope Casey.

“a snack” aka an entire chicken, goodness.

Who came up with the florist lie?

“So, coin collector, huh Wes?” Sam’s an expert on openers

The excessive kissing, oh my god.

Wes fesses up.

“We really wish you’d come with us.” Ha ha, I get it.

Poor boys. I always feel bad for them when people don’t take them seriously.

Holy hell.

I love that Dean tried to pull a "With great powers, comes great responsibility” on Todd...and then promptly got his ass handed to him.

“Because that’s life, Wes.” Sam’s last words...again.

RIP Sam Winchester.

Wes removes the coin, wishes are undone.

Dean helps Todd. :’)

Ouch, rejected.

Its kinda fun to see how the other wishes backfired, i.e the fake lottery ticket and Audrey’s parents being sun burned (which they fully deserve imo for leaving her alone)

Dean confesses to remembering Hell, but won’t talk about what happened down there. He also refuses Sam’s help.

:(