#we are out of tomatoes

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Another chaos sandwich I felt like I earned it after I did 10 miles on a bike today and my injury has officially cost me my season

In happier news I think the oj is working I haven’t been sick in over a month!

[mysterycitrus]

mary and john grayson are interesting in the peanut gallery of dead parents because unlike pretty much everyone else, they exist exclusively in the before, and rarely the after.

both the graysons and the waynes are plot devices for tragedy, sure, the literal inciting incident to heartbreak, but while the waynes tangibly haunt the story in the manor, in their painted likenesses, in gotham as a whole, the graysons remain largely absent.

jack drake returned from the dead only to die again. sheila haywood smoked over her son’s body. david cain heard his daughter speak and wept.

but who are the flying graysons? aside from phantoms their son thinks of fondly. their ghosts are crucial to literally everything. they must fall, they must hit the ground, and their son must watch. but what happened before? they live in the pocket anecdotes for every passerby who happened to be at the circus that night. they are a poster on the wall. they are the colours worn by children. but they still exist in absentia.

[silentgrim]

guess who graduated from law school!

[yuriinadress]

Tim honey you're gonna make your boyfriend cry what is wrong with you 😭😭😭

[panlight]

She's not going to be "Renesmee" in public, right?

I mean, the Cullens are supposed to 'blend in.' Giving your child a one-of-a-kind name is not conducive to that. I suppose they didn't know she was going to be immortal but it wouldn't be a bad idea to assume she may be and consider that when choosing a name? It's the one time they could have made a strategic, thoughtful choice about it.

Which, again, Elizabeth is right there. For Edward's human mother whose plea made Edward and Bella meeting possible in the first place, and for Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. It's got a million nicknames that can fit any vibe or aesthetic you want. It makes so much sense. It feels so in character. It matches the other Cullen names, especially Alice, Edward and Isabella (which is essentially the same name as Elizabeth, btw, so 'Elizabeth' could also be honoring Bella, which I think Edward would love!).

'Renesmee' is always going to stick out. She's gotta be going by Ren/Wren or Nessie (tells people it's short for Vanessa) or Carlie or something in public, right?

The Cullens were never very good at blending in as written, but 'old fashioned' grandparent names don't stick out in quite the same way. 'Renesmee' is unique and memorable in a way that's not great for secrecy. I still remember people from my school days who had interesting names.

[faaun]

what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again

[housecow]

I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...

in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh

why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺

bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.

[fernisfat]

i’m home sick and i don’t wanna cook so if someone wants to send me soup money that would be super cool 👉👈

[thawthebeez]

i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.

[crimeronan]

today i've spent a total of Six hours just on cleaning and doing laundry. this included going through an "invisible corner" shelf, finding new homes for things, bringing a bunch of trash out, dusting, and making room for our towels to live there instead. bc they are currently sad and homeless and love to gather on the lid of our washer, preventing us from doing any laundry ever.

it also included an hour that was Just deep cleaning our microwave.

you may be wondering "wtf, what kind of microwave takes an HOUR to clean??" and please know, from the bottom of my heart, that you are So Much Better Off not trying to imagine it.

i AM sad that i didn't think to take before and after pics, tho. because. holy jesus fuck.

[los-plantalones]

me as a child, not knowing anything about adhd or autism but loving watching the people in my life glow when i ask them about their hyperfixations/special interests:

[megaawkwardhuman]

*in the voice of one of those old ads about mesothelioma*

if you or a loved one have an adverse reaction to the words "that's his boss" you might be entitled to financial compensation

[oopsallmabari]

....why are the youtube comments so mad lol don't y'all like to have fun. don't we like to have fun here

[daydreamingtomatos]

[ratatatastic]

they're sitting NEXT TO EACH OTHER instead of across the table from each other??? love is real they made me believe again

love in sharing the same boothseat... love in being able to nudge your thigh with mine under the table to get your attention when youre too busy partaking in the food and i want to say something funny but only until i know youre looking at me when i say it so i can see the way your smile starts at your eyes, love in the way the tabletop can obscure the view of my pinky tangling with yours as it rests on the vinyl of the seat between us and i chuckle at how cold it is because the minute you moved to florida you lost all immunity to the cold but thats okay i can warm it up for you, love in the way that we're sat here together alone at the market hall when everyone else already split up to go explore the city because you asked me to and you were so excited to share your own memories, your own homeland with me in its purest form... love in the way that i love you

[remyfire]

Once again I am asking what the fuck was all this then