#I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFEEEEEEEE
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they're sitting NEXT TO EACH OTHER instead of across the table from each other??? love is real they made me believe again
love in sharing the same boothseat... love in being able to nudge your thigh with mine under the table to get your attention when youre too busy partaking in the food and i want to say something funny but only until i know youre looking at me when i say it so i can see the way your smile starts at your eyes, love in the way the tabletop can obscure the view of my pinky tangling with yours as it rests on the vinyl of the seat between us and i chuckle at how cold it is because the minute you moved to florida you lost all immunity to the cold but thats okay i can warm it up for you, love in the way that we're sat here together alone at the market hall when everyone else already split up to go explore the city because you asked me to and you were so excited to share your own memories, your own homeland with me in its purest form... love in the way that i love you
#ask#we are having a normal day about maffhew sasha around here i prommy#i have to jump into the fucking ocean i really cant do this#IM NOT OVER IT#IM NOT FUCKING OVER THIS SHIT#ITS FUCKING DIA DE LOS ÑOQUIS SO YOU CAN IMAGINE ME TRYING TO REMAIN SANE ENOUGH IN THE KITCHEN ALL DAY TRYING TO MAKE ÑOQUIS#AND I ALMOST BURNED MY SAUCE TWICE. FORGOT TO PUT THE MEAT IN BEFORE THE TOMATO SAUCE. FUCKIN DOUSED THAT SHIT IN WINE. BURNT MY TONGUE-#I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFEEEEEEEE#AND YET THESE BITCHES WERE ON MY MIND IT WAS SO DETRIMENTAL#the ñoquis turned out much more delicious than last month!!! so like alls well that ends well but like bitchhhhh#sorry i was in the fucking trenches all day today because of this like ñoquis are a whole day affair man#and maffhew sasha did not fucking help at all#good LORD
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introduced two of my friends to each other and they bonded a little over hating dream life fucking sucks
#LIKE MY FRIEND WAS LIKE PLS DON’T BE OFFENDED BUT YOU LOOK LIKE DREAM. AND MY OTHER FRIEND WAS SO UPSET 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFEEEEEEEE#but hey i showed him more pics and he was like ok he’s not UGLY. but he’s not my type#so i mean. a win is a win ….#*
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sorry baby cakes i need to add,
im in the uber drunk, i just read your snippet of h&h… bitch. IM FIGHTINF FOR MY LIFEEEEEEEE. the way i started tearing up, i’m not coming out of these new chapters alive. how is satoru and suguru gonna cope 😭😭😭 they literally couldn’t even deal with her bumass (handsome sexy nanami) ex. they’re literally gonna die. ESPECIALLY SINCE SATORU FIDNT GET TO SAY I LOVE YOU. BUNNY IM GONNA CRY :((((
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HAHAHAH okay wait the back of the Uber fighting for your life image in my head just made me SO NOSTALGIC 😭🥹 like? Are you me? When I was a senior in college?
And hello? The fact that you sent me a lil message while drunkie is such an honor.
My love, I’ve been intermittently sobbing writing this chapter. I had to skip head and fully write the chapter where reader and the boys make love again. After all the pain and hurt. Just to self soothe through writing the next couple emotionally charged chapters.
In conclusion, I’m sorry for the hurt I’m going to cause, your honor. But the make up is astronomical.
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House of Mouse April Fools Special: Donald’s Pumbaa Prank (Patreon Review for WeirdKev27)
Hello all you happy people and welcome to my April Fool’s Special! And it’s also my patreon review for the month as Kev just so happened to randomly hit this one and once I realized it was an april fools episode I moved it up since things have been kinda hectic in the old brainpan lately, and as such my output slowed down a bit so I really wasn’t in great shape to do 4 episodes in one day. So instead see what hyjinks, fart jokes and murders of beloved disney characters insue under the cut as the hosue of mouse gets a bit foolish
The Wraparound:
It’s April Fools day at the House of Mouse and Donald pulls a prank on MIckey by cutting his break lines.. wait no that was last year. No this year he just puts some wax on the stage and MIckey trips, Donald laughs. Now if this were the real world this would be really dangerous and probably destroy their friendship and MIckey’s spine. But this is a cartoon that runs on cartoon physics. He was in no real danger. So Mickey’s retaliation on the other hand.. is just showing embarassing footage of Donald. It makes him come off as unecessarily cruel as instead of an actual prank or joke it’s just “Hey look at this embarassing footage of my friend I dug up”
This plot DOES get a lot bettter though after the setup: Pete talks Donald into kidnapping Pumba, planning to use Pumbas farts to clear out the club...
Yeah i’m not big on fart jokes. I’m not against them, when used right they can be comedy gold.. this song from bobs burgers is one such example
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It’s just a lot of times farts and other bodily functions are used as the joke alone. That’s it. There’s no actual laughs or content too said laughs, i’ts jsut this is gross. Thankfully this episode does not go really deep down the grossdout rabit hole, as we don’t see the fart on screen.. but it still dosen’t make “Pumbas’ ass gas is going to destroy the house of mouse” funny.
There are some funny gags though: Donald’s method of distracting Timon so Pete can kidnap Pumbaa is to just stand there not saying anything and weirding Timon out , their replacement is just a bowling ball, two horns and a sack of something, and when Timon goes looking for Pumbaa, finds Zazu under a plate the hyena’s have.. and then just leaves him there. Seriously Timon just.. let’s Zazu die and I am here for it.
Donald meanwhile thinks Mickey is planning another prank after mickey apologizes and has a special thing planned but it’s really jsut a lifetime achivment award, so Donald tries to stop it, then reveals the truth when Pumba shows up.. and gets his award taken away. Even though he had every reason to think Mickey was going to pull something because honest as he is i’ts april fools day. Mickey just... obnoxious in this one and it speaks to a larger problem with the series I remember from when I was a kid that i’ve noticed once or twice now: The show tends to have Squidward Syndrome, i.e. it treats Donald who can be obnoxious as wrong.. even when he’s done nothing wrong THIS EPISODE, like spongebob did to squidward at times, or if he has done something wrong his punishment is dispororitante. Donald did a minor prank.. and MIckey publicly humiliated him and Donald TREID to stop his prank. And goes above and behond to stop it, taking the fart attack at ground zero. Speaking of which the fart attack scene from parks and rec, also a good fart joke.
And MIckey.. learns nothing by playing the test footage again even though Donald was just ground zero at an attomic level ass.
Final Thoughts for the Wraparound: It’s not great. I”m noticing that trend with Season 1 in general, where they really just didn’t have a ton of idea of what to do with the wraparounds. The episodes still vary in quality, but outside of the pilot most of the season 1 episodes are pretty disapointing as an adult, very simplistic plots that often don’t use the club’s nature to their full advantage or the characters to the same. It would get better though, but it’s something to notice. onto the shorts.
The Friend for Life: This is a pretty simple one. Sam and Max, are after the mad Thesipian, whose exactly what he sounds like. We even get a really neat visual gag as sam just.. uses his little buddy as a sword while the Thespian uses a candelabra. But while our Freelance Police catch the weirdo, and Max takes a ride in the saftey tramp they set up for the guy, he escapes when the two are distracted by Norm, THE FRIEND FOR LIFEEEEEEEE. An obessive fanboy played by Patrick Mackenna of the Red Green Show, esentially playing an older and stalkery version of Harold.. now I think about it this might be his dad. I mean we don’t know where he went or what hapepend to the guy. Maybe he just went to the states to obesss over a rabbit and Dog. I don’t know.
Lorne wants to help our heroes while Max understandably wants to run him over and sam just runs past him the minute they can. But despite finding the thespians layer Max: (Singsong) We’re here to arressttt youuu Sam: (Also singsong): Rememberrrrr.. crimesss against humanitty? But it turns out Lorne, THE FRIEEEND FOR LIFFFEEEE, kidnapped him and puts on a show for htem of fighting thier old eneimies and a roller coaster death trap. Our heroes escape and begrudignly thank lorne even if they find his stalker shrine a bit much.
Final Thoughts for The Friend For LIfe: A really solid episode and the fact i’ve binged several sam and max episodes since then really speaks to how good this one was. Seriously really funny stuff and I didn’t even cover half the great jokes in this one. Check it out, it’s on youtube.
Mickey’s April Fools: An odd one but a fun one. MIckey is taking his asshole pills and goes overboard with his pranks, faking proposing to Minnie and faking his death after Mortimer pranks him. But it works... I mean is it grossly out of character? Oh god yes. Would it have made more sense by swapping out Mickey, Minnie and Mortimer with Donald, Daisy and either the boys or pete? Entirely. Is this short still hilarous. Yup. While i’ts not the best they’ve done on the show, it’s still really entertaining. The two end up getting him back, MOrtimer by faking a will reading only to have it go really poorly for Mickey as his death was reported, donald refuses to help due to Mickey’s last words to mortimer being “I’ve never undestood him” and Goofy being.. goofy. And MIckey is left hanging from a pole by minnie because fuck him. An out of character one.. but the sheer oddity of mickey being this dickish in the house of mouse shorts makes it work. Be A Man: As a debut album for Randy Savage this Album is audotirally fucktacular, and with some polish randy could’ve had a long and successful rap career. As it stands, it is a sad one off not ein his career.
Critters: On an asteroid prison, a group of dangerous aliens known as Krites are set to be transported to another station. The Krites engineer an escape and hijack a ship, prompting the warden to hire two shape-changing bounty hunters to pursue them to Earth. Studying life on Earth via various satellite television transmissions, the first bounty hunter assumes the form of rock star Johnny Steele, while the second remains undecided, thus retaining his blank, featureless head. On a rural Kansas farm, the Brown family sits down to breakfast. Father Jay and mother Helen send teenage daughter April and younger son Brad off to school while waiting on mechanic Charlie McFadden. A former baseball pitcher, Charlie has become the town drunk and crackpot, with claims of alien abductions foretold by messages through his fillings.
Playing with overly potent self-made fireworks and Charlie's slingshot, Brad takes the blame when Charlie accidentally shoots April and is grounded as a result. On the roof that evening, Brad mistakes the Critters' crashing spaceship for a meteorite; Jay and Brad investigate and interrupt the creatures consuming a cow. The creatures thereafter kill and feed on a local police officer, and later besiege the farm and cut its electrical connection. While checking the circuit breaker, Jay is attacked by one of the Critters and, being severely wounded, just barely manages to escape
.In the barn, April is about to have sex with her boyfriend Steve when he is killed by the one of the Critters; the creature itself is slain when it devours one of Brad's lit firecrackers. The remaining Critters sabotage the Browns' and Steve's cars, forcing the Browns to hole up inside the main house. Meanwhile, the two bounty hunters search the town for the Critters, causing a panic at the church and bowling alley, with the second hunter assuming the form of various townspeople, including Charlie. Brad escapes the farm to get help and runs into the bounty hunters, and upon learning of their true nature and intentions, he leads them to the Critters' location.
The last surviving Critters kidnap April and return to their ship when the bounty hunters arrive, and attempt to flee. Charlie and Brad manage to rescue April, but Brad drops a large firecracker he intended to use to destroy the ship when the Critters discover their escape. Just as the Critters take off and destroy the farmhouse out of spite, Charlie throws a Molotov cocktail made from his whiskey bottle into the ship, causing a fire which detonates the cracker and kills the Critters. The bounty hunters leave in their ship after giving Brad a handheld device to contact them in case of future invasion, and also restore the house. Unbeknownst to them, Critter eggs can be seen in the barn inside a chicken's nest that seem to be ready to hatch.
Final Thoughts on Critters: Critters is a wonderful film, despite what Rapheal from the teenage mutant ninja turtles might think but fuck him he has scabies. It’s fun, energetic, and ahs a great premise of instead of it JUST being on our heroes to repel the invaders, their caught between two diffrent sets of aliens instead and instead of a chisled jawed heroes the good aliens are simply bounty hunters with no care about collateral and only doing a job. It’s a damn fine film and I still need to make time to watch the sequel.
Donald’s River Thing:
This is a simple one. Donald plans to go fishing, finds out it’s his and Daisy’s anniversary, her half birthday and valentine’s day and has to take her along and make it like a thing while being a dick about wanting to still fish, but in a very funny way while the local fish fight back. This is easily the standout of the episode incredibly funny, increidbly wholesome, and an incredibly good time. Really great stuff.
Invincible Episodes 1-3:
This seires is fucking fantastic and you should go watch it. GO WATCH IT.
Final Thoughts overall:
YOUR NOT WATCHING IT
Final Thoughts Overall: This is a decent episode not much to say except HIT IT BOYS
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#april fools day#the house of mouse#mickey mouse#donald duck#pete pete#minnie mouse#mortimer mouse#daisy duck#sam and max#timon#pumbaa#timon and pumbaa#invincible#critters#cheese#fine cheese
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Andi
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Favorite thing about her: her positive attitude. I love that she’s a ray of sunshine <3
Least favorite thing about her: that, even though her attitude remains positive and she’s a very happy girl, she gets easily drawn by her own emotions. But that’s just because she’s growing up and learning how to control them better so. Nothing bad.
Favorite line: No way! I'm not the one who created this mess. You two are the brain trust that decided that you should pretend to by my sister, because you don't want people to know you're really my grandmother! [...] I'm the kid here, you're the adults. It's your job to figure this out. (first season. I just love this scene so much!)
BrOTP: Andi and Buffy. Friends for lifeeeeeeee
OTP: AndixArt. It’s what makes her happy and it’s what she deserves. Also, maybe AndixAmber, because why notttttt
NOTP: AndixWalker and AndixJonah
Random headcanon: When Andi finally gets to SAVA she’s very nervous and very excited. She feels a little bit strange because she doesn’t have her two best friends by her side running around the hallways with her but she feels she can manage it. When the first day is over, and it didn’t go as terrible as she thought it would, she finds that Buffy, Cyrus and Jonah are waiting for her outside of the school and she almost cries when she sees them.
Unpopular opinion: Andi has stress management issues that result in her yelling at Bex and Bowie most of the time, even if they just want to know what she’s doing. Cyrus once tells her that she should go to a psychologist and she’s in denial at first, but after a particularly bad fight with Cissy she books an appointment and starts working on time management and also does activities that help her relief stress
Song I associate with her: How far I’ll go - Auli’i Cravalho (Moana), because reasons and potential
Favorite picture of her: I’m on my laptop so I don’t know how to put the picture here hehehe. Let’s post it and then reblog it :D a gif because it captures Andi very well 💕
#andi mack#andi#look i got an ask#anarik answers#andi is a cinnamon roll#and a ray of sunshine#i-heart-tyrus
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