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redarendelle · 6 years ago

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The fourth edition of WDPA’s incorrect quotes is bACK!!

Don: How would you like your coffee? Coco: As dark and bitter as my soul. Don: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.

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Sulley: This is my ex-girlfriend, Arista. Arista: I told you to stop telling people that. Arista: I am his fiance.

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Goob, opening a capri sun: perhaps i will drink my sorrows away

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Shay: You are my sunshine. Barrel: Aw, because I light up your world? Shay: No. Because prolonged exposure to you is detrimental to my health.

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Diana: Ana. Anastasia: Yes? Diana: Don’t fight an ugly girl...she’s got nothing to lose. Anastasia: I’ll keep that in mind.

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Shenzi: If I feel one more emotion, I’m gonna snap

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Valentina: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I’ll do the same thing to your head.

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Frost: My powers don’t work that way--I can’t just turn on ‘Jack Frost’! Aquata, in the distance: I bet I can

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Tamora: Anyone under 5'6 can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples? Astrid: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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Gemma: You’re such a pussy! Andrina: Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat.

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Tootles: What time is it? Nibs: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I’ll find out. Nibs: (blows trombone loudly) Peter: WHO’S PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 A.M. Nibs: It’s 2 a.m.

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Barrel: I'm an expert. I go on literally thousands of dates a year. Randall: That doesn't make you an expert, that makes you an escort.

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Trusty: It’s 2019, please put the k back in thicc Scout: thikc Trusty: you know what--

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Maximus, seeing a group of people doing something stupid: God, what fools... Maximus, realizing it’s the PD trainees: Wait those are MY fools!

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Caroline: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk. Tito: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important! Caroline, tearing up: Because you are!

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Tulio: Has anyone seen my girlfriend? Mike: What’s she look like? Tulio, crying: beAUTIFUL

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Sally: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room! Aph: Uh sure, Sammy? Sammy: Yeah? Aph: Move. you’re in the way of the mirror.

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Rosa: I want to kiss you everywhere Daisy: Everywhere? Rosa: Mhmm Daisy: Even...Boise, Idaho? Rosa: What-- Daisy: Even Anchorage, Alaska? Rosa: Goodbye

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Andrina: There’s nothing that can break our impenetrable bond Adella: I have a secret boyfriend Andrina: You’re dead to me

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Marie: I can’t believe you’re drinking pepsi for breakfast Louie: yeah, well, what did you have for breakfast? Marie: Nothing, yet. Louie: Well, I’m doing better than you.

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Anna: What are we going to do? Kris: I don’t know...get some pizza? Anna: About Hans, Kris.

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Manolo: I'm not "perfect." I don't "use air quotes correctly."

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O’Malley: So, I heard you like bad boys Danielle: No, not really O’Malley: Oh thank god

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Gadget: I guess while you get your medicine I'll just stroll through the candy aisle but I won't get any Ali: you can get two candies Gadget, running off: TWO?!

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Megara: Are you okay? Darcy: I am better than you ever have been or will be.

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Cory: Why do you have a diary? Tecna: To keep secrets from my computer

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caraxwrites · 7 years ago

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Flik + Gadget

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redarendelle · 7 years ago

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Welcome back to the third edition of WDPA Incorrect quotes!

Lucian: When you’ve been with Harley for as long as I have you develop thick skin. Peter: Navy blue is not your color. Lucian: NAVY BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!

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Giselle: How can lawyers argue without crying? Catrina: I’m a lawyer and, let me tell you, It gets like super close, dude.

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Mike, about Randall: You’ll have to forgive him, he has a heart condition. Sulley: What condition? Mike: He doesn’t have one.

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Talia: Nessa, can we talk? One 10 to another? Vanessa: I’m an 11 but continue.

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Anna: A relationship is like a house. Anna: If a light bulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the light bulb. Anna: Unless that house is an asshole. Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on. Elsa: This took the best possible turn.

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Angel: Y'all’d’ve'f'ld’ve Jock: You all would have if I would have? Angel: Correct! It’s almost a complete sentence of contractions! Catrina: The South is out of control.

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Perrie: Why are you like this? Randall: I’ve used too much ‘no more tears’ shampoo as a child and i haven’t felt a single emotion since then.

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Andie: Hell, I wasn’t even gonna call you out, but Binkie insisted. Hopper: Who the hell is Binkie? Andie: Oh, you don’t call Barrel ‘Binkie’? Randall: We do now.

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Louie: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. Louie: Your cashier might be gay Louie: Your bartender might be gay Louie: The guy sucking your dick might even be gay Tigger: But he said no homo, though. Louie: He lied!

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Raphi: Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a four letter word for “disappointment.” Max: Finn. Raphi: …it fits.

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Ali [texting]: a theif Anya: you mean a thief? Ali: a theif Anya: i before e except after c Ali: thceif Anya: no

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Flik: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. Hopper: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Officer: How old are you, Sullivan? Bella: Old enough. Officer: Old enough for what? Bella: To party.

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Hades: I assume you realize that this type of idiocy will not be tolerated! Naveen: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

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Arista: instead of a swear jar, we will have a share jar. Whenever an argument breaks out, we’ll all write our side and put it in the jar, and then we’ll read them all to understand each other Adella: that’s dumb Arista: WELL PUT THAT IN THE JAR

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Gossip God, on a roasting binge: y'all look like the cast of sPY KIDS

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Trixie: Hey, Viv, no judgement, but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub?

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Clara: Name a way to be nice to others Nuka: Don’t kill them Clara: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

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Moana: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety. Merida: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

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Caroline: Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real. Ali: Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing

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caraxwrites · 7 years ago

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