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braverytattoos · 2 years ago
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mango why
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ewwgene-fitzherbert · 1 year ago
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the barn fight
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forgot aj said he'd want to get bit if clem got infected so that they could stay together and forgot clem has a dream where she talks to lee and he tells her that hes proud and she says she misses him and she says shes proud of aj and then ep4 opens with aj talking in the intro saying he remembers all his lessons but thinks clem is wrong sometimes.... remembering what That means for them later in ep4 and
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best game ever i think
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awesomefringey · 4 months ago
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Saw this anon and your response. Krystle is separated from her husband. I can’t say more than that. She is not with Louis in any kind of romantic way.
If the pic the anon is referring to is the one I think it is, he doesn’t have his hands round her knees. It looks that way but Krystle is standing and there is someone else sat in between them. Louis’ hands are tucked underneath him.
They are good friends…but not like that.
Well, hello there shady anon. 🩵 Thank you for chiming in. If it’s true that Krystle and her husband are separated, that’s very sad. They were such a pretty couple.
In reference to this.
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louisisalarrie · 5 months ago
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If they’re larries and believe that, that’s up to them. If they believe he is queer but HATE larry I just… I wanna know why. I can’t seem to get a straight answer as to why either side can acknowledge their fave is queer but can’t stand the idea of larry together. It’s baffling.
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It's because they don't like either Harry or Louis. There's one blog here that bitches about Louis but about ten that bitch about Harry. Rad Louies, remember them? Still going, still think Louis is queer, still hating Harry and the idea of Larry
On twitter there are a lot of solo harries who dislike Louis for being 'homophobic' or too laddy. They hate that he won't touch pride flags, swears, posts smoking pics and think Harry deserves a clean living guy like Brad or someone 🤦‍♀️
But like……….. re your last comment here, do they understand that like……. Harry gets blazed and drinks way more than they know too? Do they understand images? Marketing? Branding? Like…………. It just baffles me.
also, i was a non-smoker, vegetarian bordering on vegan partner to a smoking, meat eating partner and like……… it doesn’t matter?? I know some people have preferences and some people strictly will not date/live with folks who have an opposing lifestyle, but i truly think there are some serious reaches in this fandom in terms of who Harry would/should date. You don’t know him omg
Radical Louies and solo harries and whatever you wanna call them, need to just… slow down. they should take a step back and just breathe and stop making themselves so angry over something they genuinely don’t have to engage with.
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liampaynemysteriousdeath · 14 days ago
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Now that it's been two weeks, I think enough time has passed for me to say what's been on my mind about the whole situation.
Zayn Malik has absolutely no right to act like he's "devastated" or "heartbroken" over the loss of Liam Payne. They were not good friends, and it was mostly because of Zayn's behaviour.
He doesn't actually care. Same way he didn't care when Liam was alive and the same way he doesn't care about the remaining 3 that are still alive.
He has no right to act as if he lost a brother when for years they hardly spoke. Now he feels sorry? I don't buy it; it sounds like he's just saying that to look better in the media.
I roll my eyes whenever that post comes back on my timeline of a source close to him saying "they aren't leaving him alone at this time." "He's in bits over this loss"
To be fair liam, louis, amd zayn were the closest in the band. They were very close at one point. But yeah in a way what you're saying is true that it's situational frienfships. Aka when you leave a job, you move on with your life and are no longer friends with them. I wish they all could've been closer.
I look at hal Cranston and Aaron forget his last name and how they would hang out often in public and fans would spot them enjoying each other's company in random grocery stores lol.
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To be fiar zayn is more on the introverted side. But yeah I somewhat agree. There was a fan video exposing him as a narcissist and I didn't want to believe it. One of the points that was made was he only comes online for when he has something to promote. Hardly ever interacts with the fans and she had a point on that. Whereas liam was more talkative and would interact more often with fans on a general basis. This isn't the specific video I'm talking about. The one I'm talking about him being exposed has a years long lost of receipts. She was an African American lady. It was a long video.
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Also to be fair, both liam and zayn had their own struggles with using substances.They both weren't always in their right minds.
Yeah it's unfortunate that they weren't as close. I remember in the Ellen interview she asked if they talked to zayn and liam was the only one to speak up about that and that he was in contact with him...
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"Theres one more person we'd like to share this with and that's our brother zayn" he would always go out of his way to mention zayn.
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even in the paparazzi airport video liam said they could never replace zayn.
amd the interview where he talked about how there's reasons he doesn't like zayn. But there's reasons he will always stand up for zayn.
True about zayn not reaching out to the other 3 bandmates, but then again we don't know 100% of what goes on behind three scenes. Maybe they talk every once in a blue moon.
Also zayn did seem to be a bit more emotional and put more effort in his post than the other members. Although he could've had some help from publicist helping him construct it. Who knows for sure
Also side note, but It bothered me that 5sos just gave a general statement from their band account considering liam and Louis both invested into their careers and believed in them. I wish I could remember, but it was some investment that louis and liam collaborated on for 5sos.
And how Niall seemed annoyed that Liam was there. And how Niall liked the cringe post. The next day after liam paxsrd, he went for a walk like just another day in the park. I mean to be fair he Could have been crying and used the sunglasses to cover his eyes. But I know if I lost a friend, I would at least be crying inside at home for a day. I guess everyone grieves different. I still give him the side eye though...
So many cold people in Hollywood. No empathy. And if it is empathy to your face, it's usually fake because they wanna use you for clout. (See the louiswalsh Pic for reference).
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Most People he knew in real life just moved on like nothing happened. They dont care, much less want to get to the bottom of this suspicious death.
And as far as zayn postponing his tour, he has a history of canceling and rescheduling his tour, so it's possible he used liams passing as an excuse, who knows for sure...
I feel so bad for Geoff. All alone in a foreign country that he doesn't even know the language. Trying to find answers for his sons justice. I think Paul the formed security guard accompanied him for a short time, but idk if he's still there.
Argentinan fans have been saying their country is full of corruption (in my pinned post, I copied and pasted what they were saying).
His parents might not ever know the truth or get the answers they are looking for. Hope the fans can help in any way they can.
Thanks for your question and thanks for reading this whole thing. I tend to rant a lot lol
Side: for you newbies, I urge you to take screenshot of this blog and other justice for liam blogs because so far Roger has taken down a controversial article, as well as some social media accounts that mention his name.
He also had an article written on him talking about his own "legacy" to try to paint himself in a better light. He obviously left out his criminal past.
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chamaleonsoul · 1 year ago
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hi ana <3 could we have your fashion enthusiast thoughts about milan luke pretty please?
Hiiiiiiiii
an opportunity to ramble about two of my favourite topics??? Thank you!! And also another excuse to scroll through my gallery looking at pictures of Luke that make my cry and wonder how i haven't been admitted into a mental institution yet? THANK YOU. Also, i'll do you one better and give you my professional thoughts about it 😌 (i'm still a few months away from graduating but idc!! fashion designers are made not graduated).
Okay sooooo, let's begin in chronological order shall we? First we have, the White Stripped Suit™:
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This one is my Favourite visually (<-this will make sense later) for many various reasons. 1) While white is a colour that suits literally everyone, it's one of Luke's star colours since his colour profile is light (light eyes, skin & hair. This means light colours make him stand out [if that were possible, he is the sun in its human embodiment but whatever 🙄]), and I appreciate the person who assembled this outfit together because they knew what they were doing. Also, i have a liking for striped/grid fabrics, so.
2) While the fit is very modern (slim, simple and clean) the combo with the open collar shirt with print on the chest, chain necklaces + chest hair showing😵‍💫💫 make the whole look very 70's and i, a person who loves the sluttiness of that decade, like that very much.
3) I'm a big fan of the signature Luke Hemmings ring set™😵‍💫😵‍💫 + the double charm necklaces😵‍💫 in silver, with matching silver glittery eyeliner???😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 12/10.
This suit gets bonus points bc it's similar to one used by one of my favourite blorbos<333 Louis de Pointe du Lac in Interview with the Vampire (2022).
Overall, it's a simple outfit, but it's leaning towards a statement outfit (because of the almost total-white-look [the shoes break that but it's fine]) and i personally Love that🤍🤍
Then we have outfit #2:
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Unfortunately I did not find many pics of this one? Sad bc i can't give it such a detailed analysis, but I can say that I love love love the sharpness dark colours bring to his features. And this black on black pattern/stripes over knitted shirt? Mwah. Once again a very harmonic and cool combination of colours + silver complements (makeup, jewerly) that fit him perfectly!! (And the way the pearls just sit on his neck like that? Absolutely ridiculous).
In spot #3 we have what sent me into cardiac arrest and almost made me throw my phone into the abyss (aka plaid purple outfit):
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This one,,,,, this one right here🥲🥲🥲 First of all, it makes me so happy (as a Luke fan, as a designer and as a person) to see he's experimenting with clothes and image and the way he presents himself to the world. This is what modern fashion is made for!!! To help you find a visual representation of who you are!!! And it really makes me so sentimental to see this and remember things like that old tweet where he said he felt weird putting on lip balm and now here he is, daring to do so much more than that, enjoying himself, being happy– it just🥹🥹🥹 I cry.
Solely because of that, this could be my favourite one, but in addition we have:
-The punk touch of it all🖤 that i so love!! Starting with the plaid of course, then the chunky studed shoes with the usual delicate jewerly he uses layered with that industrial chain (and all the rings😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫).
-The loose fit of both the skirt and jacket makes me think he's comfortable experimenting but also not throwing himself head first, which is great!! The jacket is wide enough he can cover himself naturally if he feels the need to, and the long skirt is a safe new territory because it covers almost the same as pants do, and the pleates bring some texture/volume to the fit since he's not wearing a shirt (i feel so dizzy).
-Gorgeous matching hand bag!! I love seeing him with one don't text.
-Makeup is subtle but also matches the whole outfit (boy obviously enjoys an harmonic combo, he's just like me<3).
All that makes this outfit my favourite one because of what i'm getting from it<3 (although visually #1 is still my fave. There's just something about it that scratches my brain the right way).
Moving on to #4
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Yet another star colour of his!!! (since his colorimetry is light+cool, blue is His colour). And this particular shade is very, very close to the colour of 2023, we love a superstar🌟 on trend.
This is what i call a standard Luke Hemmings, which means a casual combo of a nice 2 piece suit with a comfy/fun top and boots (can be alternated with tennis shoes). I'm obsessed with his shirt collection🥲
Of course i can't go by this one without making a reference to Miami Vice because come on. It's right there!! This fit is obviously looser and following the oversized trend that came (and that'll stay for a while) with quarantine and the whole 80's<3 revival. I also love me a good italian lapel ngl. So this outfit earns a #3 spot on the list!
And last but not least we've got:
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This gorg plaid beige + black shirt combo of which I also didn't find many pics of :/ however, it's safe to assume this was a tank top situation with brown/black shoes to match.
Once again we have a beautiful set of rings that scorch my braincells<3 with a sky blue wristlet i want to steal immediately!! It's so pretty and i wonder what he keeps in his purses besides his phone and maybe some lip product. I don't need sleep, i need answers.
Anyways. While beige usually is considered a warm colour, this one in particular leans towards cool, which stays on line with all i've mentioned before ((:
I also like that the make up is a little more noticeable since the outfit is more subdued. This one is a #4 on the list, which weirdly makes the black jacket outfit last?? Surprising since i'm personally married to black, but whats a girl gonna do
And sooooo, overall i think the outfits are simple, comfortable and kinda classic even, but have a few modern touches that elevate them for the occasion🤍 I love that since I both personally and professionally prefer that mix of styles.
Not gonna apologize for the long ass response bc you brought this unto yourself!! Licherally!! Anyways, thank you for coming by and asking my thoughts, i really appreciate it🤍 (:
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alarrytale · 6 months ago
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“What we do know for a fact is that when he says in interviews that he got into music at 12-13 by listening to Oasis, that's a blatent lie.” Didn’t he say his first band that he has tattooed covered Green Day and Oasis songs? Also Louis is not the only 1D member that likes Oasis… their songs are classics in their part of the world, it tracks that’s how he got into music even if he listened to other stuff that was popular at the time. Much how teenagers in America got into rock music listening to bands like Guns N Roses.
Also if you actually listen to Oasis, they aren’t a “bloody realism” band. In fact, the quite opposite. Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher hated Nirvana and Liam said about them that “music should be uplifting.” Which if it sounds familiar, it’s the way FITF was written. Listen to the songs Stop Crying Your Heart Out, Stand By Me, Live Forever, they sound all very Louis to me in a way!
Hi, anon!
Yes, Louis has said that. He's also said his kid is his and that he's straight. It's all about curating his image and trying to seem cool to a particular target group.
The fact is that we know, because there is evidence out there, that the Rogue did at least one (or two, depending how you count) cover songs. I got a feeling by the Black Eyed Peas (it's on YouTube last time i checked) and Look After You by the Fray (it's vocals by Louis but one of the other The Rogue members produced it). I wouldn't be surprised if they also covered Wonderwall or American Idiot, but i think Louis is trying to bend the truth here. I think they covered popular songs and more pop/pop rock songs than punk rock/britpop/indie songs. They were 14 and performed at school.
At his txf audition he sang Hey there Delilah by plain white Ts and Elvis ain't dead by Scouting for girls which is, according to wikipedia lol, emo-pop and pop rock. It's all very much in the pop genre to me.
I also didn’t say "bloody realism" i said "broody realism". Both the Gal*agher brothers seems like miserable people to me. They write about their working class experience and yeah, maybe it's got an "hey, things are shit, but pull yourself together" vibe about it.
I'm not saying Louis doesn’t enjoy these bands at all, he probably does. What i'm saying is that he's grossly exaggerating and emphasising how much he was into them as a kid. There is no reference of him being into them pre 2020, no posters on bedroom walls in old pics, no band t-shirts, and no trying to emulate them in any way (clothes or style) and no mention of them until now when he's trying to break into the indie scene and revive the britpop era. Louis wasn't an indie kid who found meaning at 14 in songs like Stop Crying Your Heart Out. He listened to the Fray, the Script and Nickleback and liked a variety of top 40 songs. But that's not very cool to say when you're trying to come off as indie and appeal to men who's music taste is pretentious, now is it... hence this rewriting of history were currently exposed to.
Wouldn't it be great if Louis actually owned the fact that he was the biggest S club 7 fan as a kid and that he listens to ABBA? He can do that while also appricate britpop music, alt rock and indie music. That would be genuine and that would be the truth.
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thelioncourts · 1 year ago
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Very important question:
Louis in 2022 has elected for the stylish look of hoodie with tailored track pants. What do you think Lestat would wear in 2022?
hey hey hey, do not come for louis! sure, 2022!louis is in his victorian-wife-mourning era, but he is a fashion i c o n. just wait for him to be himself again (sure, it may take a suicide attempt, a queen of the damned invasion, and/or other things); he is going to be the most beautiful thing the 2020s have ever seen !! he's just. sad right now. and maybe under a bit of mind gift duress. and mourning his husband. and secluding himself in a tower like rapunzel.
however, let's talk about 2022!lestat.
re: lestat, I think there are two ways to look at this. one way is that his rockstar era has not happened yet (likely? probably, but who knows with rj) and so we will witness rockstar!lestat in the next few seasons as a modern celebrity. in that case, I think rockstar!lestat of the 2022 world is -- as a lot of people have suggested -- måneskin. now, as a huge måneskin fan, I want to specify that I think he would be primarily måneskin as dressed by the etro house, but with a smattering of their gucci stuff too. here's some of what I mean:
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but! outside of his rockstar!persona, you have to keep in mind that they don't want to draw an insane amount of attention to themselves. vampires are already more beautiful than humans and stand out naturally, so dressing in super high fashion or something 24/7 would probably only draw more attention. that being said, they're still going to mostly dress nice and everything so, sticking with måneskin (and focusing the most on ethan and damiano (as they're my faves and who I pay attention to the most anyway)) here are some more daily outfits I feel like 2022!lestat would wear.
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(the second to last pic is from an interview with rolling stone, done by jon weigell and the video is on youtube and just !!!!!! you have to look at ethan and damiano in it).
I think a lot of these outfits really embody the fashion forwardness that Lestat would have, especially after being in the rockstar world and seeing the difference in how people express themselves through clothing today moreso than they could and did in the past.
but! again, make no mistake about it, lestat and louis in 2022 will be the fashion couple of the century. just wait until louis isn't suicidal, then you'll all see !!!
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fourseasonsfigs · 2 years ago
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LV 1854
Following up yesterday's Shizuka is today's LV model Gong Jun!
I actually adore Louis Vuitton. Many, many, (many) years ago, when I got my first bonus check at work, I was so proud of myself that I bought myself a LV handbag. A ridiculous use of money, especially at that time, but I wanted to reward myself for working so hard with a fancy purse. I still have the handbag, and every time I look at it I remember how it felt to hold that check in my hands, and feel that sense of accomplishment and joy. I still love it as much as I did then, after all these years. So I can't tell you how delighted I was when Gong Jun became the ambassador for LV!
I'm not saying I necessarily like all their fashion looks, because I don't, but I don't think the point of high fashion is to necessarily like the looks. I think it's more about appreciating the artistry. Some outfits, I must admit, I am just too artistically impaired to appreciate. But put Junjun in LV, and suddenly my artistic appreciation goes way, way up.
The inspiration for this fig is Junjun's pics from one of his photo shoots for LV on his Weibo account on August 17 last year:
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This is the exact inspiration pic for the fig! See how his leg is kicked up like that and his arm is alongside his crossbody bag?
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I love those flowy white pants on him! Also a big fan of that crossbody bag, it seems a lot bigger and more functional than the one he was wearing at the concert. Which I love for obvious sentimental reasons, but it's the smallest and most impractical thing in the world. I can fit my phone and the world's tiniest wallet in it, and that's literally it. Well, and a lip balm, Junjun was right about that when he showed it off at the concert.
There is a LOT going on with this jacket. For fig comparison purposes, I tried to find this jacket on the US LV site, but was unable to. So I went to their China site, and found it! It is the Multi Patches Mixed Leather Varsity Blouson Jacket, for a cool 46,500 RMB (roughly $6,700 USD).
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The patch saying LV 1854, the year the house was founded in France, is of course the name of this fig. Huh, wizards. Go figure!
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And another 1854 patch on this sleeve! Two patches, I guess, if we count the #54. So much detail on this. Alright, on to the fig!
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Ahhh he's so cute even all packaged up for traveling! His perfect little face, and the beauty mark on his ear right there.
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Unfortunately, his cute little kicked-up foot pose means that he can't stand up at all, even for a single glamor shot. So on he went onto a standee. I don't typically like to do this, but I glued him down immediately. He's really heavy - that head of his is solid! My experience with heavy headed figs with any tilt to the side has been that the weight of the fig will topple them over. I have learned this the hard way as figs have gone careening down my display shelves! I was not going to risk his precious little self, so out came the glue, and he's not budging now.
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Since this is a light colored outfit, I figured I'd put him on a non-white background for better contrast. Wow, his hair looks incredible from this angle! I love this hairstyle on him, and fig-wise it's perfect.
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The detail here on his coat is fantastic. You can also see how his foot is totally lifted up there off the base - it's not resting on the fig stand at all.
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Ah this is a good angle to see his foot kicked up too. He looks long and lean from this angle - definitely Junjun's proportions.
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Again, really fantastic level of detail on the jacket here. It's hard to see all the patches clearly Junjun's photos, but if you scroll back and forth on the actual jacket photos you'll see this is an excellent rendering at this small of a scale.
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You get a little bit of the flowy look of the pants here, while still preserving all the detail on his white and blue shoes. This fig maker does a phenomenal job!
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Speaking of the shoes, this is a great angle for the detail on them.
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Ahahaha, I see the wizards! And of course, instead of the name of the maison, we have Gong Jun's English name.
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Here you definitely get the flowy lines of his pants, and please note the little fold line in his ear, so cute (wow, never in my life did I think I'd be commenting on a fig's ear fold, life really is stranger than fiction). His eyes are expressive and beautiful, and his hair is absolutely perfect! This is another great angle of those fancy shoes, too.
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Here's a zoomed in pic of the front so you can see the really incredible level of detail.
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I made sure to get a bottoms-up photo before I glued him on the standee!
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The top down pic is not too exciting, I admit.
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A+ box cards from this fig maker. Just like with yesterday's Shizuka card, she uses the actual background from the photo.
I can't believe I forgot to mention how much I love his rascally little quirked up smile there. My favorite! Junjun you cutie!
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Thank you fig maker for literally listing out every piece of the inspiration for this fig on the box card! Even down to the time stamp. Amazing.
There wasn't any box art - these all came in plain white boxes, but no matter when the card art is this lovely.
Come back tomorrow to see the last fig in this series of releases!
Material: Resin
Fig Count: 346
Scene Count: 24
Rating: A varsity jacket has never looked so good!
[link back to Master Fig Index for more posts]
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waugh-bao · 1 year ago
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Seeing stuff about the new album makes my stomach flutter in a bad way. I don't really know why. It could be that I don't want them to have a new album without Charlie or without Charlie on all the tracks. I thought that list that said (with Watt) were the tracks that Charlie played on and they just forgot the s on his name and I was like 'that's it?'. And then I'm afraid some of the songs are going to be about Charlie and it'll be really sad. Or maybe its just the idea that they will be promoting a new album without Charlie there to stand silently in the background. Its almost like I want to avoid any news about it because it makes me sad rather than happy to hear Charlie on new songs.
Then you post that Mick clip and that is the closest I've heard Mick get to losing it (with the exception of maybe the St. Louis show) and now I'm all bummed. And I keep telling myself its ridiculous. One, I don't even know Charlie and two, he was 80! He had a good life, a happy life and if he was still with us the loss of Shirley would have devastated him (as I'm sure his passing did not help with her health at all). I don't know. Maybe I'm just PMS-ing. lol Maybe I just need to go look at my favorite Charlie pics again.
To be honest, I’ve felt the same way through most of this. I think a lot about how many years Keith spent insisting that Charlie was the Stones and that they could never go on without him, and, while I fully understand why they’ve ended up making the choices they have (evidently with Charlie’s blessing) it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Especially when it provokes all the commentary (which I stand by calling musically ignorant) about how Charlie was old and tired and broken down and they sound so much better and more energetic with Steve. (I’ll refrain from going chapter and verse again about fundamental differences between styles of drumming and why his cymbal work and his chemistry with Mick in particular doesn’t even touch Charlie’s). Keith sort of unintentionally predicted the future in 2013:
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As far as the new album, yeah. I don’t really feel I’m looking forward to it so much as holding my breath in anticipation and anxiety to see how much Charlie will be on it and how much will be about him. It’s hard to accept that this is the last we’ll ever hear of him, at least until they sell their catalogue/someone decides it’s time to start putting out collections of unreleased songs and first attempts. It’s also kind of disappointing that they’ve been working on this album since 2012/3, but, because of various issues, including personal ones, it wasn’t until Charlie died that they found the urgency to finish it. And because of that he’s missing from half, or possibly more. At the end of the day that’s not really anyone’s fault, just a sad fact of being human and flawed with limited time.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being sad, either. 80 is a very good number, and Charlie lived a wonderful, fulfilling life full of love and kindness, but he also had something left to give and his death cut that short. But, although I suspect Shirley’s passing had a lot to do with losing him, by the same token I doubt he would have survived more than a handful of months if she had gone first. He just wasn’t made to live without her. So maybe that was for the best, at least for him?
Either way, happy Charlie pictures are always good therapy.
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mixergiltron · 6 months ago
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Bits and Bobs….
While I normally have a theme to my posts,this week I'm just clearing out some random recipes I've mixed. Enjoy.
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Mix #174 Dr Funk
2 1/4oz black pot still rum 1/2oz lime juice 1/2oz lemon juice 1/2oz Demerara syrup 1/4oz grenadine 1/4oz absinthe 1oz seltzer
Shake everything except seltzer with ice,pour into glass,top with seltzer and stir.
Created by Don Beach sometime in the 1950's,this was named after the physician Robert Louis Stevenson had in Samoa named Dr Bernard Funk. Originally intended as a cure for laziness,it was made to make the absinthe more palatable with citrus and sugar,but Don added rum to make it a proper Tiki drink. It's super funky with the grenadine coming through and an absinthe finish. You'll either love it or hate depending on how much funk you can stand. I think Bootsy would have approved.
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Mix #175 Passport to Martinique
1oz Denizen Merchant Reserve rum 1/2oz unaged Martinique rum 1/2oz Wray & Nephew overproof rum 1oz lime juice 1/2oz passionfruit syrup 1/oz orgeat 1/4oz orange curacao
Shake or blend with one cup crushed ice and pour into glass.
A drink from the 2022 Hukilau convention,this has a nice sweet/tart balance with heavy agricole funk. Another drink for folks who like it funky. Good bit of kick too.
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Mix #176 Quarantine Order
1.5oz Appleton Signature rum 1.5oz Smith & Cross rum 1oz lime juice 1oz grapefruit juice 1/2oz cinnamon syrup 1/2oz passionfruit syrup 5 dashes Angostura bitters
Shake with ice and pour into mug.
From Wiliam Prestwood at Pagan Idol,you can guess from the name why it was created. The cinnamon comes through without real burn(think cinnamon roll),while there is some tartness and funk. The S&C gives it kick. A good drink for when you're stuck at home.
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Mix #177 Lost Lake Cocktail
2oz dark Jamaican rum 3/4oz passionfruit syrup 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz pineapple juice 1/4oz maraschino liqueur* 1/4oz Campari*
Shake with ice and pour into mug.
*I used Cherry Heering and Aperol.
The signature cocktail of the now shuttered Lost Lake bar in Chicago,which unfortunately closed due to COVID. The original was made with passionfruit liqueur,but the syrup is much easier to find. A nice blend of sweet and tart with the aperitif finishing. Use your favorite Jamaican rum to keep this modern classic alive.
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Mix #178 Bolo
1oz gold Puerto Rican rum 3/4oz aged Martinique rum 1oz pineapple juice 1/2oz lime juice 1/2oz passionfruit syrup 1/oz honey syrup 1 dash Angostura bitters
Blend with ice for five seconds and pour into hollowed out pineapple.
So the story goes that this is an adaptation of Don Beach's Pi-Yi cocktail. Mr Beach was notorious for encoding his recipes to keep them from being stolen. Beachbum Berry worked with former Don bartender Bob Esmino to come up with this recipe. There are several variations which use the same ingredients,just with slightly different proportions,so feel free to play with tweaking this to get it the way you like. Sweet and fruity with rum funk on the end,you could call it a Boo Loo Lite. Very nice. And no,I didn't use a hollowed pineapple again,I'm too lazy of a bachelor.
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Mix #179 Alice on South Island
1.5oz 151 Demerara rum 1/4oz maraschino liqueur* 1.5oz lemon juice 1oz passionfruit syrup 1oz cream of coconut 12 drops absinthe
Shake vigorously with ice and pour into mug.
*Again I used Cherry Heering.
From the drink card of Lost Temple Traders' Mad Tiki Cup mug(I have the set,but used the pic off their site because they're better photogs than I am). It's sweet and fruity with an absinthe finish. With an ounce and a half of 151,after a couple of these you'll swear the cat is talking to you. And you won't care. A good drink to finish off 'one of those' weeks.
Until next time folks.
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amaliaofnassau · 1 year ago
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Since you’ve actually seen them in real life, I’ve been wondering this ever since I was looking at recent pics of the family this year, every time I see Sebastien in any pic, his height changes. Sometimes he’s as tall as Felix/GD Henri, sometimes he’s as tall as Guillaume, more recently I’ve seen pics where he and Louis are the same height, so I’m thinking boy wears something to change height. And this is them standing straight btw not crouched down. But I know he’s way shorter than his other cousins. Guillaume I believe is the shortest male. I can’t remember if I sent this before so ignore me I did lol
first of all, i'm sorry for answering this 2 weeks late but I was on vacation and took some time off social media! Honestly I have no idea, i looked at the picture I had of him from Alexandra's civil wedding, where he was walking next to Louis and they seemed to be the same height.
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idesofrevolution · 2 years ago
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Friends on the Other Side
Ted looked down at his watch, of course the flight was delayed. It's not as if he were on a time crunch anyway, a few weeks off in Miami and Key West would be exactly the right way to spend his hard earned vacation time. He'd always been a workhorse, barely eating, barely sleeping, just going hard every day for the last nine months until he was a zombie: skin and bones. All those hours added up, and thank god he'd been able to use them against his boss-all in all he'd accumulated 14 days of vacation days, and it was finally time to cash in.
It seemed, however, that Delta had different plans. The flight was now delayed almost an hour thanks to "difficulties" in Atlanta and Ted was then left to occupy himself in the terminal for the next 45-50 minutes. He sighed, the thought of the white sandy beaches and rolling turquoise waves was beckoning to him from the vast beyond. He'd be there soon enough. Pulling out his phone, he did what any self-respecting 20 something year old twink would do: he checked Scruff. Sighing with exasperation, he opened the app to an immediate fifteen messages- most of them from pictureless or torso profiles. Though, some of them were rather nice lookin.
His options were limited to whoever was flying in and out of the airport, unfortunately, so that knocked the options down to only a single man. A torso, but it was a nice lookin' torso. Cobbled abs, meaty pecs, tattoos all over. Yummy yummy. Smiling, he opened the message.
BARONSAMEDI: Hey there baby, what brings you to Scruff tonight?
TEDDYTWINK: Looking for a good use of an hour or so. Flight Delay.
BARONSAMEDI: Quite a bit you can do in an hour.
TEDDYTWINK: What can you do in an hour? ;)
BARONSAMEDI: Why don't I just show you?
Ted felt his cheeks blush. He was slick, a nice change from the immediate three unflattering dick pics and a "hey." Not to mention it'd been a minute since he'd actually had the energy to... enjoy some company. He looked up at the clock, 45 minutes in counting. Then there's boarding, so maybe another ten minutes or so? As he sat there trying to justify what he'd been looking to do, the man messaged back.
BARONSAMEDI: Concourse C. I'll be in the mens room. Third stall. If you're curious, of course.
Ted was in Concourse C, and the mens room was only about four gates down. Perhaps it was the proximity that convinced him, or the large time window, or more likely than not, the mysterious man's confident energy itself. He smiled, closing his phone and gathering his belongings. Stacking his bags, he rolled down the long hallway, past gates for Minneapolis, St. Louis, Bangor, and Seattle before finally arriving at the men's room. He quietly walked into the bathroom, finding it completely devoid of occupants. He'd never seen an airport bathrom entirely empty before- perhaps he just hit it right. The rolling of his suitcase's wheels against the tile floor loudly echoed in the cavernous room, and as he arrived in the third stall.
Gingerly peering into the floor gap from above, he could see two huge black combat boots standing behind the door. You know what they say- big feet... big, oh you know. A gentle tap was all it took for the the lock to click open, as Ted did one last sweep of the bathroom before sneaking in and closing the door. Turning around, he saw the occupant, his companion for the next hour.
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"Well hello there, my pet." Before him stood a man, large and imposing; two dead, white eyes peered at him behind a dark skull visage. His voice seemed to echo in a low sultry growl, and his accent made him rather hard to understand. "What's the matter, never met the boogeyman before?" The lights seemed to darken around the man as he cackled, leaving a black, empty void surrounding them. He pulled out a cigar, smiling as he lit it with the snap of his fingers. Smiling, he blew the smoke in Ted's shocked face, as he bent down to speak to him at eye level. "I have a proposition for ya, my child."
Ted was terrified, the being before him was not of this world, he was from the great beyond and past our comprehension. There was a strange energy about the man: smooth, flirtatious, suave, with an ounce of danger lurking beneath. The way he looked at Ted... as if he were fucking him with his eyes and that smirk, it was a difficult dichotomy for him to comprehend. Though, as he stood there, cowering in awe and fear, a lingering curiosity grew within him. What did this creature... this being... want with just a normal dude like him? The man leaned in closer, blowing another puff of thick cigar smoke in his face, a probing look across his skeletal face.
"Wha... what did you have in mind?" The man stood upright again, towering above Ted in the dark expanse, letting his long split tongue lick his plump, painted lips. He seemed to lean against the nothingness, a glass of dark rum manifesting itself in thin air into his inked hand.
"Well, it's really quite simple. You're lookin' for a good time, a nice vacation on the beach, maybe make sure some good lookin' fellas end up in the bed at the end of the day. You want to be able to snatch a fella like that with just the snap of your fingers. You want to be strong, and hard, and virile, and get that goood ass. Do I paint an accurate picture?" The sting of truth rang through Ted. Every word was correct. He cautiously nodded his head, still skeptical of the sinister spirit. "Now all I want to do is have a little fun myself, ya feel me? I want a little some of that action, you know what I'm saying? Now I'm all about helping a lost, sad little man like you when he's down in the dumps. But I don't work for free."
An air of menace fell over the duo, and the tension seemed to only grow between them. The spirit looked at him from nearly every angle, as if he were examining produce at the market to find the best one, and he seemed to be pleased.
"What are you proposing, then, sir?" Ted's voice shuddered, be it fear or pure adrenaline. He himself was not sure of his thoughts- this eldritch spirit with the energy of a lusting horn dog was offering him a once in a lifetime deal... perhaps he'd at least hear the terms?
"Only that we may share our experiences with eachother. I will provide you with the tools you need to, shall we say, seal the deal. And in return, you merely allow me to have a little fun of my own along the way." The terms were unclear at best, and duplicitous at worst. That seemed to be in line with the ambiguous intention that the spirit exuded. "Do we have a deal?" The man extended his long, boney hand, the subtle whispers in the dark encouraging him to 'take the deal, take his hand, do it, do it.' Ted, perhaps blinded by the prospect of him being some sort of casanova stud, exhaled deeply as he grasped the calloused, rough hand he'd been offered. He accepted.
The quiet whispers in the room quickly turned to maniacal laughter, as the spirit smiled wickedly at his naive prey. His split tongue ran down Ted's cheek as it tickled it's way down his neck. Ted's clothes faded into the endless oblivion, where he now stood naked and vulnerable. The grip on his hand started to tighten until it felt as if his skin was being seared by the scalding heat. The spirit cackled, the smoke from his cigar wafed around them, obscuring Ted's sight. Within seconds, through a small clearing in the smoke, the spirit's fist flew toward his face with no time to react. All Ted could do was close his eyes and prepare for impact, but to his absolute shock and horror, there was no collision whatsoever. He felt a tightening in his neck, as if there were a frog in his throat. Opening his eyes, he saw what was causing this sensation.
The spirit's arm, submerged into his gaping mouth up to his elbow, and continuing to sink deeper. As more and more of the spirit began to push past his lips, the mans body began to dissipate into a thick fog of almost liquid smoke as it rushed down into Ted's gullet. The taste of ignited tobacco, spiced rum, marijuana, and musky sweat overwhelmed his tongue until it was all he could sense. Holding his breath held no resistance, as the spirit continued to effortlessly push further and further into him, the last of the rubbery smoke flapping around as it whipped down into his mouth.
Ted looked down at himself, a strange green aura began to emit from all around his body, while within him, the spirit's deep, low laughter now bellowed loudly. He looked down as what looked like tendrils began to snake around beneath his skin, protruding out as they squirmed.
"Well, well, well." The spirit's voice boomed from deep inside his chest. "You must be enjoying yourself, Ted. Not much of a fight I must say. Now, as I am a man of my word..." The tendrils snaked down his arms, squiggling their way toward his fingers. Ted began to scream, but as the smoke filled the entirety of his hand, he now found it clasped tightly over his mouth. It began to pulsate as it started to grow and bulk, thick slabs of muscle seemlingly inflating from his very bones, and within moments, it looked nothing like what used to be. His hands were now thick, wide, and calloused, capping off an arm with bulging biceps and triceps dangling from a rock hard deltoid. Ted let out a gasp, pleasantly surprised as his arm flexed all on it's own, a salty wet musk pouring from his pit. "You are enjoying yourself, Ted. No more fighting. Just let me do my work- you won't be disappointed.
A flood of tan washed down his skin from his head to his toes, as the rest of his body began to creak and crack. Tendrils shot out from ever direction, squeezing into Ted's lanky extremeties and inflating them with thick, cut muscle. His shoulders broadened, and his pecs pillowed out of his chest, a light dusting of hair sprouting down his individually popping abs. His right arm swelled to match the other in tone and size, Ted smiling eagerly as his thick knuckles cracked at the sheer force of his fist. Shooting up to an impressive 6'10, Ted's legs burst with mass, ballooning outward and hardening into thick thighs, a tight ass, and chiseled calves. Bursting out of his shoes, high arched size 17's now rounded out his physique, emanating a strong funky musk of their own and keeping all 230 pounds of cut mocha colored muscle steady and supported.
Feeling the final changes settling in, he waited with bated breath as his face began to contort and pinch, squelch and crack. His throbbing cock stretched outward, pressing against the skin tight jeans that encased his lower half, finally peeking it's slimy uncut head out the top, eventually letting the 11 inch monster leak it's pre all across his hard abdomen. Ted opened his eyes, and looked down.
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He was an adonis- the jacked, sultry heart throb kind that he'd see on modeling campaigns and pornos. Within his head, Ted profusely thanked his grantor, absolutely dying to explore his new body and see what it could do. Though, it seemed the spirit had other plans. Ted felt a wave of goosebumps flow over his skin, and his new plump lips crack a mischevious side grin. The sly spirit within was not finished, it was now time for Ted to pay up.
"This is my masterpiece, Ted. You should be proud." The spirits dark, deep voice bellowed out of his mouth now while his hands groped and prodded ever delicious ounce of man meat. "But now it's time to pay up, my friend." Ted, now reduced to a mere soul acting as a passenger in his former body's mind, felt the spirit's presence tightening around him. Compressing him. "Now, just let me get a bit more comfortable." The pressure was mounting, building and building against his intangible soul until he felt a small prick. That's all it took for the spirit to flood into the kid's soul. He gleefully grabbed his cock, slowly stroking it as he took this body for himself. Ted felt the very core of the loa merging with his consciousness, as if his last bit of individuality was being slipped on like a costume. His fear was slowly replaced by cockiness and confidence. The feeling of lust overwhelmed him; debaucherous and filthy kinks flooded his mind as the loa inserted himself into Ted.
Intricate tattoos began to be burnt onto his skin, starting from his smelly toes and crawling all the way up his body. Breathlessly jacking his cock, animalistic growls and grunt escaped his mouth, the green cloudy aura grew stronger, now filled with the sharp scent of musk, booze, and tobacco. Nearing climax, the loa took one final moment to absorb the last of Ted, truly becoming one with him. And with an animalistic roar, he shot stream after stream of his thick, gloopy load, pooling into a small sea of cum around his bare feet. His eyes shot open, now a dead white, and his tongue split in two as the last of his ink finalized on his face, the pattern of a skull sublty hidden in it's design. The baron let out a gutteral laugh, as he tickled his sweaty pits with his forked tongue.
"Thanks, Ted. It's a win win. You have the body you've always wanted, and I get to enjoy the land of the living, with all the dick, ass, and pussy that I can take." The loa snapped his fingers, manifesting a string of protection beads, a purple chiffon shirt, and massive combat boots to deck out his sexy new form.
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"Final call for boarding on Flight 1102 with service to Miami." The young desk attendant hung up the speakerphone. Only one no-show, not the worst turnout, and only one person that he'd have to get cussed out by. As he typed away at the computer, preparing the gate for takeoff, he caught a gentle whiff of a strange smell. Sweet, salty, sharp... was someone smoking? Before he could look up to find out himself, a hand slammed a boarding pass down onto the desk in front of him. The young man looked up, only inches away from the final passenger's devilishly sexy face.
"Got caught up in the bathroom, my bad, baby." The desk attendant shivered at the sound of his voice, deeper than the ocean and darker than night. Gazing into the piercing grey eyes that stared into his very soul, he felt entirely lost in them. Mindlessly, he stamped the boarding pass, not breaking eye contact for a single moment. The man smiled, biting his lower lip as he sized up the flight attendant. "Thanks, baby. You know how it is. Man's got needs and tension he has to let out. I got a bit left over for a special someone." The man gently caressed the attendant's cheek with his rough fingers. "If you happen to need a release of your own, I'll be ready for you." His split tongue slid between his pearly white teeth, as he took the boarding pass from the attendant and started down the jetway, the trailing green mist wafting behind him as he strode.
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louisisalarrie · 7 months ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/louisisalarrie/748374261877653504/do-you-think-that-every-time-l-is-in-la-its-to-be
I like your blog and you’ve answered lots of my anons so nicely. I need to come clean though that I don’t agree with your thinking on the Freddie front. I respect the way you feel but I do believe Freddie is his, for many reasons. I do believe it was a one night stand or a fairly short lived fling with B. She clearly wanted more from him, he didn’t but was then stuck with the situation.
The fact that he doesn’t post pics of him and F together says a lot about how he conducts himself as a dad. We know he’s in LA loads and for decent periods of time (3-4 weeks at a time). Of course he’s with his son. He is just very private about this situation and wants his time with F to be protected, hence no pics. I totally get that as some of the posts I see about his supposedly ‘fake’ child are so awful, why would he subject F or anyone in his family to that. I genuinely believe the theories about F not being his have taken a huge toll on Louis mentally and this is partly what his larry denials are based on.
Please know I am not sending you this message as an attack on the way you feel - like I said, I love your blog and your responses. You seem like a decent, kind and considerate person. I just can’t agree with you on Freddie. I also don’t think him having a son says anything about his sexuality. He can be gay/bi whatever he wants and still have a child.
I don’t expect you to post this and I hope you’ll be ok with me still reading your posts.
X
hello lovely, I’m more than happy to post this because while I am resolute in my decisions and won’t change my mind on bbg, I can understand where you’re coming from and strongly respect that and love that you’re here and love you!!!
And as for the public eye stuff, I think it would be better to keep F completely out of it if he was truly his kid. I think that would’ve been better for F. Louis can still do the denials “I have a kid and people won’t believe that, so be it” and keep F out of this. He knows the fandom uproar every time something bbg comes out.
Anywho, I’m more than happy to keep discussing if you’d like. Here is a link to all of the masterposts created about bbg, dating back to when this was all happening in real time with a lot of things that can be neglected to be mentioned these days. Including B having a fan twitter account created for her before we even knew who she was.
There’s a lot in there and if you’re resolute and have your mind made up or don’t wanna read it, I have no problem with that!! I’m not here to give you hate or try and convince you, but it’s a great resource for everything there is about bbg if you’re curious to look further into why I believe in what I do.
Thanks angel xx
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bluewinnerangel · 3 years ago
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Please, please, do a masterpost on how Louis doesn’t know how to bow! It’s so funny! 🤣
It’s so funny. (this is gonna run all the way to Exhibit somewhere-near-the-end-of-the-alphabet yep I went for it)
Exhibit A. What’s this? Too focused on holding Harry’s arm? What are you doing? Not a bow.
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The rest attempting to do somewhat of a synchronised looking at the floor, Louis just litrally just standing there
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Exhibit B. I believe it’s Louis - Niall - Harry - Zayn - Liam. Son’s mid-squat. Not a bow.
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Exhibit C. ??????????????
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Exhibit D. !??!???
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Exhibit E. is he preparing to bow? He’s squatting again.
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Exhibit F. absolutely utterly weird otp having no clue what to do with their faces when they’re touching in public let alone bow
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I’m not even close to being done with this one really look at louis bracing himself to bow and then when the bow happens he bends his legs again?
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Ok cut because this is already a scoll but not done with that one nope:
Really just take your time to look at these idiots at the end there
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one more really just
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Exhibit G. Guess who is that one link in the chain where it all goes wrong
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Exhibit H. The one where he forgets the bow entirely
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yeah gonna put too many pics of this moment in here again it’s too good
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all the gifs too yep (gif source - sourcesource)
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Exhibit I. What. It would help if you didn’t keep looking at the crowd the entire time perhaps.
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full speed doesn’t help one bit
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Exhibit J. I’m going through the whole alphabet here.. this is the best attempt at a bow I’ve seen so far yet it still looks like it’s just the force of the rest of the clump of boybander bowing rather than his own skills
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Exhibit K. even when there’s the tiniest bow from the rest we got Louis just making a weird face instead
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Exhibit L. Butt out head up sure.
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Exhibit M. Looking for coins or something but I mean they all suck here
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Exhibit N. SQUAT.
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Exhibit O. I dont even know anymore he’s looking for coins again, also Zayn here taking over some of Louis’ bow skills.
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Exhibit P. Just standing there being pulled down by the boybanderforce agian.
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Exhibit Q. and he checks the others every time like, is he bow-shy? (lou can i give you a bow-shy)
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Exhibit last one. Fond helps apparently, sometimes he’s alright, although still keeping his head up love, keeping his head up, not hiding away, Louis don’t ever change.
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ACTOR FIC REC: Below you’ll find fics where Harry and/or Louis are actors. Part I.
📖 Darling, so it goes by @disgruntledkittenface (195k)
Harry Styles is a world-famous actor at the height of his career but a personal low point when he meets His Serene Highness Prince Louis of Monaco by chance. He doesn’t think they’ll ever see each other again, but after striking up a correspondence, it turns out they have more in common than he thought. Then they start to fall for each other. Louis is different from anyone Harry has dated before and their relationship moves fast as Harry realizes he’s ready for a change. Soon Harry finds himself adapting to an entirely new life, in a country where he doesn’t know the rules, the customs, even the language. Harry is used to people underestimating him, and he’s more determined than ever to prove them wrong.
He just needs Louis to meet him halfway.
Grace Kelly AU.
📖 Take on Me by @haztobegood (60k)
Actor Harry Styles is preparing for his next leading role as Antonius the Gladiator with the help of Louis Tomlinson, Hollywood’s top stunt coordinator. When the demands of Harry’s career get in the way of their training, the pair head to a secluded cabin to complete their training. Then, Louis begins to share senses with Harry. What is causing this mysterious connection and can Louis and Harry figure out how to stop it before they leave the cabin?
📖 Until by @allwaswell16 (38k)
Rural Eagle County, Colorado wasn’t the type of place to find a famous musician or actor. At least not until songwriter Louis Tomlinson showed up with pop star Niall Horan to visit his uncle’s horse ranch, and they just happened to find themselves next door to a reclusive former movie star.
📖 Give It To Someone Special by @elsi-bee (34k)
At the behest of his agent, former child actor Louis Tomlinson signs on to star in the HeartStamp channel’s first Christmas movie featuring a same-sex love story. It may be cheesy, but at least it’s a path to get back into the industry. Now if only his co-star would stop being so critical, and confusing, and overwhelmingly distracting.
📖 Rooms on Fire by @softfonds (34k)
Ten years ago, Louis helping Harry through a heat was the start of a romance that ended in heartbreak. Now, Harry's marriage is over thanks to his husband's very public infidelity, and Louis is fresh off a Golden Globe win. The last thing they both expect is to be cast in the same movie.
📖 Take Me Back to Where We Started by @amories (27k)
Harry and Louis haven't spoken since they broke up four years ago. As boarding school sweethearts they once spent every waking moment together, but now they can hardly stand to be in the same room. When their five year class reunion comes around, both boys decide against their better judgement to return and (hopefully) have a good time.
The only problem is, they're both still hopelessly in love.
Starring Harry as the petty ex, Louis as the new James Bond, Niall as a boy genius and fake boyfriend extraordinaire, and Liam and Zayn as two friends just trying to make it out of this weekend alive.
📖 Being of the Jealous Kind by @louisandtheaquarian (24k)
A-list actor Louis Tomlinson and his partner fashion photographer Harry Styles weather the storm that is Louis’ fake relationship with his costar in the lead up to this year’s Academy Awards.
Featuring a fluffy teenage meet-cute, an angsty wine drunk Harry melting down over pap pics, Louis habitually overusing the word “baby,” and cameos by a vintage Umbro sweatshirt, the peace ring, and one hell of a Larry hug.
Or the justice for To Be So Lonely fic. Based on the lyrics to TBSL and a prompt where “Louis has to fake date some celebrity, while his boyfriend Harry sits at home.”
📖 Heartbreak Anniversary by @brightgolden (24k)
When Harry Styles, an actor who has grown accustomed living in Los Angeles agreed to do The Great British Bake Off in London, never in his life would he imagined that a certain singer-songwriter serial-heartbreaker Louis Tomlinson would be there too.
Luckily, it’s just for two days. Right?
📖 Someone to come home to by @sunflowervolh (19k)
Harry will do anything to up his career in the film industry, even becoming Country Boy Louis Tomlinsons full time assistant
📖 Cooking with Style by @mizzhydes (11k)
For the last eight years Louis Tomlinson has been the afternoon radio host during the week on BBC Radio 1. A last minute emergency arises and he has to take over for his colleague, Nick Grimshaw, just minutes before his special guest is set to be interviewed.
Only when he steps into the studio does he find out he's interviewing the multitalented Harry Styles, who's there to promote his most recent project — and who also happens to be Louis’ secret celebrity crush. All he has to do is keep it together on air and then he's out of the woods. Or is he?
📖 Under My Umbrella by @lululawrence (5k)
When Louis shares her favorite umbrella with a gorgeous woman on a dark and stormy night, she doesn't expect to see either of them again. She definitely didn't think that when she did, it would be on the cover of a gossip magazine.
📖 Somebody to Move Me by @becomeawendybird (4k)
Harry Styles has decided after her latest breakup to take some time to herself. She never expects to meet Louis Tomlinson.
📖 The Man Who Saw the Devil by @metal-eye (4k)
Paris, 1912. Louis is a frequent patron of the Theatre du Grand Guignol. Harry is a performer. Tonight he's playing the Devil.
📖 Maybe I Miss You by @chaotic-bells (3k)
Zayn does not cope well with losing Louis' friendship.
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