#waugggh

[ignatzcatz]

Asks you about your classic Medic/ tell me more about this guy he looks awful (affectionate)

graabs you

Gerald Vincent Monti, TF classic medic.

Born and raised in Massachusetts, not poor but, as an only child, given the most his parents could give. At his parents' insistence of being a doctor, Gerald did graduate medical school - to then pursue forensic medical examinations and work as a pathologist and coroner for the state.

Gerald found his field horrifically wasteful, and started selling the used (or unused!) organs to the black market, to desperate medical schools, to weirdos and freaks - anyone willing to pay under the table for what he had to sell. He was deployed during WWI as a surgeon, and came back in one piece, the experience only bolstering his recklessness.

He got caught following the murder of a coworker and was put on trial for countless crimes against humanity. He did receive the death sentence - at which point RED recruited him for their own war.

Take the death penalty or care for Alive people under the employment of RED: the choice took a worryingly long time for him to make.

He's a stuffy, uptight, condescending east coaster with all the warmth and bedside manner of a morgue slab. He chainsmokes in the vain hope it'll kill him faster than his teammates' antics will. A man of frequent and intense vices, Medic is addicted to the pursuit of danger and constantly dances on the edge of his mortality.

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I was trying to dump all my thoughts in my tags on the rebog but I ran out of space. Please know this update has me FERAL ok I am VIBRATING. This is the shit I LOVE TO SEE!!!!!! And you do it soooooo so well ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love this comic so much

WAUGGGH thank u for so much interesting commentary in the tags, I love reading it!! tbh I was rlly worried abt this entire section so seeing everyone respond so strongly has been really reassuring 🥺 thank you so much!!

[goosehaver]

remembered something troubling.

one of the many scarring things i saw online as a kid was this gravity falls fanfic. i wouldve been 10-12. it was about one of the twins being SA'd in graphic detail, which was obviously horrific, but every other line was something like "WAUGGGH NOO MY BABY" in all caps. throughout the entire thing. as if the author wasnt the one writing that shit in the first place.

idk. it just stuck in my mind bc its so bizarre.

[sleaterkinnie]

every time i eat ice cream im like waugggh that made my tummy hurt never again can i do that....and then im in my freezer after dinner with the brain of a small mouse like oh em gee there is ICE CREAM in this freezer.... well don't mind if i do i love a cold treat

[sailforvalinor]

*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose

-- Rain

WAUGGGH thank you!

[goldenfreddys]

also still thinking about liz unfortunately . waugggh. michael really doted on her after erm. the chomp. and he and william were only ever able to occupy the same room without getting in a nuclear argument if liz was there bc they would both immediately put that shit away for her sake. she wasn't an angel by any means, of course, but like. mostly in a regular teenage girl way. sometimes she'd say something mean, or be inconsiderate, but she wasn't really a bad kid.

once again rip to liz afton she would've loved townie by mitski

[lilniina]

it's not the first time I've gotten sick on vacation but waugggh -_-

[furballfaggot]

hiiii uhhh BITENEDS UU BITEDS UU BITEDS UU BI

WAUGGGH! WUAAGHH!! WUAHAGAG!!!!! /silly

[timegears-moved]

WAUGGGH NICE!!! i love your link plush too!!!!!

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[bowl-of-shortness]

HERRRRRR I LOVE HERRRRRR WAUGGGH

@bowl-of-shortness Here’s Pebby!

Anyone can use this as an icon if they want as long as I’m clearly and properly credited :3