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Message to my bunny mutuals

GET you

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⚠️ Wind and Truth Preview Spoilers

Started writing a list of who or what The Voice belongs to and in traditional Me fashion I thought too hard about it and ended up with a couple paragraphs so here we fuckin' go I guess! 😤💅

Putting my chips down for a New Spren intro: "Parent" spren! In this case, the parent to windspren. If armour spren are thought of as cousins to radiant spren, then perhaps that implies aunt/uncle* spren? And since there's bondsmith spren, then that could imply there's big spren that don't make bonds. Outside of like Cusicesh and such. (If Cush** is even a native entity...)

I'm also thinking about the story ab how the Unkalaki came to live on the Horneater Peaks: they asked the ocean, the mountains, and the forest to give them a place to live, and eventually those things "literally" came together to make the peaks. For a while, I thought this might just represent the Shards, but it didn't sit right bc why would Odium do that lol. So if there's giant spren of the ocean, the mountains, the forest, it stands to reason there's A Giant Wind Spren.

This would also open possibilities up even more if you take "Knights of Wind and Truth" into account. If Wind is a giga-spren, then you could also assume Truth is a giga-spren. Maybe Truth is the one asking Kal for help? Maybe we'll see in the next Szeth POV chapter a voice is asking Szeth for help. (This would be really sad-funny imo bc the poor guy already has so many invisible people vying for his attention. 😭)

And this theory doesn't even touch on the Unmade and what they were before they were... well, Unmade. I have a theory they each correlate to the 10 orders, minus bondsmith, and Odium was trying to get a Bondsmith spren for himself so that he could make his own Bondsmith. (Or was this confirmed through WOBs? I can't remember.)

And now I'm getting severely off-track so I'll stop here lmao.

But for anyone curious, my other theories for The Voice also included: One Last Piece of Tanavast Is Alive For Some Reason (highly unlikely and kinda boring tbqh; I'm chucking that one off the balcony.) Or Sja-Anat (Interesting but not quite the level of intrigue I'm hoping for.)

Anyways thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. WATtalk? That looks dumb. I'll stick to TEDtalk.

*We need a better gender neutral term for aunts and uncles than "pibling." It sounds like a word you'd use in reference to dog's muzzle after it drank a bunch of water and then rubbed it all over you. "The dog is pibling! Gross!"

**Yes I'm making Cusicesh's nickname Cush I think it's funny. Couscous is also a valid option imo.

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And god help you if they send you to their website because it's always a labyrinthine nightmare of web design. I had to get an appointment a week in advance from some guy at 7am on a tuesday (because he doesnt take calls on monday) to tell me where to go on one of the most unnessicarily laid out sites I'd ever seen and he told me if I need more help they have an IT department I could contact and when I typed the link in the website went down

College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'

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Once I came across a decklist that cost, at the time, $2,500. There was a comment that said "can you make a budget version? Would love to play this deck!" To which the only reply was "just replace Tabernacle with an island. Saves $2,000"

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale

Artist: Nicola Leonard TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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Wwhere was I last night

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Touching you. With my p aws

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I'd be breathing in his loincloth like it dropped down during a plane crash

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wahaha!! i got an awesome pride ych comm from @/maned-dog !!! i love love love how it came out, happy pride!

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What's the point of a mech if it isn't a grease-dripping smoke-belching rumbling monstrosity of creaking steel and blasting pistons. Having a sleek clean agile "cool" mech defeats the point of hulking mechanical beasts of grotesque and demoralizing power that should not be trusted to any single individual in conflict.

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bun

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Ever since I was little I knew I wanted full volume autoplaying mobile ads

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kabru saw a guy working with some shady people when he was like 16 and went "I literally cannot let this fucking menace scumbag go unchecked, this man will not even take a Shit alone for the rest of his life." hes literally a tumblr anon thats like "in 2012 you said _____ care to defend yourself?"

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Every time I'm thought of my fursonas chest fur tuft gets bigger

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Bebebe bababababa