#watermelon seller

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Watermelon seller, Harlem, 1940.

Photo: Aaron Siskind via the Howard Greenberg Gallery

[coffee-and-tea-time]

🂠 ♣ ♦ �� ♠ 🂠 Tea party menu🂠 ♠ ♥ ♦ ♣ 🂠

Coffee speaking! Tea speaking! Twins speaking!

We have a various kinds of tea, chai latte is my personal favorite tho

Come on Dear, take a sit with us in this tea party! If you rather coffee, of course we have!

We have a lot of little treats to share with you as well!

Maybe is someone's happy not-birthday? oh, its our not-birthday too!

So, tell us, what do you wish to have?

🍅 Fruit salad:

INTRO POST

🍋 Lemon:

edit! Not really bullys

human! Lemon + silly edit

wish I was your safe space

🍓 Strawberry:

edit! Not really bullys

🍈 Melon:

Sweet sweet rain

🍏 Green Apple:

edit! Not really bullys

🍍 Pineapple:

edit! Interruption

better that sleeping pills

➤ keep pretending

➤ Say something

do you notice?

human! Pin

🫀Lovesick!:

You need a proper care, Dear (Lovesick! Doctor)

Can't you stay longer? (Lovesick! Patient x Reader.)

💐 Hanahaki killer:

Imagine if hanahaki isn't a sickness but a serial killer

❄️ Backrooms:

liminal space single daddy introduction post

🏪 The yandere shop:

welcome to the shop! What are you looking for?

Sneak peek of the first encounters

Out of the menu, still the choice (the seller post)

You choose... me? (Grier post)

🎪 Circus:

Why being a side character when you can have the spotlight?

✨ Specials

Halloween special 🎃 (2024)

Oh, and if you don't find that little something you're searching for...

You can always sit and ask/sugest us, dont be shy, Dear. Although we express differently, we share our only braincell.

So come sit with us and enjoy this little tea party we prepared for you, with all the sweets and the sours too!

Ah, last but not least, english isn't our first language, probably you all will find weird things in my posts lol, y si prefieren leer algo en español, también pueden pedirnos usarlo si hacen un ask, acá está el intro post en español.

Our beloved neighbors that come to celebrate their not birthday with us! (anon list):

🧸 anon

🍰 anon

🥞anon

Do you also want to celebrate your not birthday? Of course, come with us, my brother makes the best brownie ever, you should try it!

[rainbowcatcompany]

Watermelon Turtles!

For those who don’t know, I’ve also got these refreshing reptiles who resemble watermelons! They’re here for the summer, so they’ll be around for roughly another month or so!

If you’d like one, grab one! They would be delighted to find new homes! 😁

[hiddenstashart]

SNACK CATS ARE HERE

🍰🐈✨

you can find packs in an 8-sticker serving size in my shop

[jinnies-lamps]

I ate watermelon today and while it didn’t taste like the ones i ate with my grandma, it tasted good and i will be happy about it.

[m-1239]

Blackberry, Cherry, and Pineapple !

[kaalbela]

Ismail al-Sheikhly. Watermelon Sellers, 1958.

[valwrote]

I had this set up after seeing how Satoru wears frigfing 250,000 yen shirts- wtf?

synopsis : Gojo Satoru. Someone who is filthy rich with a partner that bargains and demands discounts on every thing. (The inner Asian mom is showing itself.)

additonally: a birthday surprise in the end where yuuji accidentally pops a party popper on satoru's face + lovesick satoru.

a/n : happy late birthday to our favourite sweet consuming demon and dimples guy. ♡

The tension in the room was palpatating.

Satoru watched as you had a stare off with the receptionist at the restaurant he had picked for you two's date.

"Hm...so you are telling me that for a table of two, you guys take ¥ 60,000 per person?" You stared at the guy who assigned seats to the visitors, arms crossed, eyes narrowed.

"Yes ma'am, that's right." The man politely nodded despite your rather hostile attitude.

"But you say that kids under 5 eat for free?" You mused, tone softening a bit.

"Yes, that is correct." The receptionist nodded at you with a kind smile.

Silence.

"So you see Satoru right here is actually just 4 years old-" you started.

"Yes, I am- wait what!?" Satoru did a double take and stared at you with his jaw dropped.

Yeah, that's how his life was. Full of life, comedy and fundamentals of bargaining as you would rightfully call it. The number of incidents of you arguing with anyone and everyone for a discount never failed to entertain him.

For example : –

Satoru watched you in awe as you talk- no, argued with a fruit seller over the ridiculous prices.

"I can't believe this! ¥7500 (50 USD) for a single watermelon? What, is this watermelon made of gold or something?" You baffled at the price. That was seriously ridiculous.

"Miss, these are the best of their kind! They won't disappoint." The vendor defended, trying to list out the pros of the fruit.

"Sweets, you should just get it. ¥7500 is nothi-" Satoru was cut off by your stern look.

"Nothing!? That price is just unreasonable! I will not pay anymore than ¥6000." You huffed, crossing your arms in disapproval.

"Haha- miss if I started seeling things for THAT low, I will end up going bankrupt.. how about ¥7200?" The vendor nervously chuckled, not wanting to make you more angry. He also glanced at Satoru, hoping he would save him.

Satoru simply sighed. Messing with you right now would earn him a one way ticket to heaven.

"¥6800 and not a single more."

"...fine." the vendor grumbled, handing the fruit over to you.

You smiled triumphantly and took the watermelon before merrily walking off. Satoru stared at you with an amused expression while trailing you.

Truth be told, Satoru didn't care about bargaining. If he saw something he wanted, he could buy without sparing a glance on the price tag.

However seeing you bargain your way through life was the most amusing thing to him. He had both his heart and his credit card surrendered to you, yet you were adamant on not spending any more than necessary.

He still remembers the day you came home with a beaming smile on your face.

"Satoru guess what!" You chimed, seemingly proud at what you had done.

"What is it sweets?" He looked up from whatever he was doing.

"I got so many clothes for such good price. Hehe those discount vouchers are a gift of God, I tell you!" You grinned and he just laughed.

"Seriously? How much did you save this time?" He chuckled, curious as to how much you saved.

"Well, the salesman was about to tell me the exorbitant price but I whipped out the discount vouchers and got 40% off." You smugly smiled, probably impressed with your own self.

However, when it came to matters such as his birthday...

"Woah, what is this?" Satoru marveled at the sight of the decorations. Everyone was here. Nanami, Shoko, Yaga, the first and second years and you.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" All of you yelled in unison. Yuuji however, was struggling to open up the confetti popper and ended up shaking it so hard that it popped right on Satoru's face.

The man of the hour had confetti, both in his mouth and all over his face. Everyone laughed and some even snagged some pictures.

Satoru stood still for a second before his palm reached up to remove his blindfold which surprise surprise! Also got confetti stuck in it.

"Thanks- Yuuji." He said, blowing confetti out of his mouth, before smiling and chuckling at Yuuji.

Everyone later indulged in talking, eating and hanging out. The atmosphere was uplifting and heart swelling to see all your close ones enjoying themselves.

"So, how much discount did you get yourself on all this preparation?" You heard Satoru ask you. He was smiling brightly, so much so that his blue hues had smile line creases from his bright smile. You could even see his dimples.

Man, God was playing favourites while creating Satoru, that's for sure. Who knew the strongest sorcerer was deep inside just a gentle soul that needed love like everyone else?

"None." You smiled back at him

"Why so?" He asked, awaiting an answer.

"It's your birthday, silly. Price doesn't matter, you do." You booped his nose with you finger. You could see his ears turn red.

Satoru hated you. He hated how you would say such endearing this that would makes a puddle of mess from blushing. Just kidding, he loved you, with all his heart.

"Still..I could've saved so much money." You whined, earning a chuckle from him.

Nevermind. You never changed. He wasn't complaining though.

gosh- me including so many people are in love with this guy. I wanna hold him in my palms.

happy birthday satoru. You are so skrunkly

©definitelysel

not proof read. I wrote it on a whim.

[fairiedance]

The watermelon first emerged as a symbol of Palestine after the six day war in 1967. Israel made public displays of the Palestinian flag illegal so Palestinians would circumvent the ban by using the watermelon, which has the same four colors. I figured it was about time I added a watermelon to my collection, it seems like every shop in this niche has their own version of it. Also the friend I am fundraising for absolutely adores watermelon, he'll eat a whole big one a day during the summer. We grabbed one last second for a hike one time and ate the whole thing with our bare hands out in the woods, it's a really nice memory. So this seems extra fitting.

As usual, ALL PROCEEDS from this design are for this Palestinian friend, to help his girlfriend afford to join him safely in America and to help his friends and family in Palestine and around the rest of the Levant who are being hurt directly and/or financially by the attacks on Gaza, the increasing Israeli raids in the West Bank and the collateral damage in surrounding countries.

You can buy this designs on various products (shirts, stickers, etc) here. All designs found here (Redbubble will show you a random product, click on each to see more product options).

I would also like to continue to advertise this poppy and this keffiyeh wearing kitten, since they have rapidly become some of my best sellers:

Thank you so much to everyone who has helped out so far!

[captain-price-unofficially]

Rare watermelon seller dub.

[dostoyevsky-official]

President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan has warned Netanyahu’s administration may very well target Türkiye next. "The Israeli administration, which acts upon its delusion of the 'Promised Land,' will set its sights on our homeland after Palestine and Lebanon," he said.

watermelon seller and prince of delusions

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

Avon Spongebob Wacky Watermelon Lip Balm

Summer 2005

Found on Ebay, user sweety0733

I bought the Starfruit Patrick one from this seller, and it still smells good! I could probably use it, but it's for my collection.

@leonsmimic Some more Spongebob!!

[illustratus]

Italian Watermelon Seller (il Cocomeraro)

by Alexander Lauréus

[the-leftist-n-slander-kids]

🍉 “I’m afraid to speak up about Palestine.” — Alright, let me help you!! 🍉

So, speaking up can be scary especially if you are in a situation where if you speak up any perceived risk of speaking up for people in safe environments, supportive family members, supportive schools is amplified for people in unsafe environments. So let’s start. What things can you do that don’t directly put you in the line of fire?

1. Boycott! Easy one. Boycott Starbucks, McDonald’s, Disney, Sodastream etc.

2. If you can, Email your government ! If you are Canadian, I suggest looking at https://www.wikihow.com/Contact-Justin-Trudeau ! Or if you are American: https://www.wikihow.com/Contact-the-President-of-the-United-States

3. Call out behaviour using anonymous asks on tumblr! This is handy because if you see Israel propaganda being spread you can anonymously call it out!

4. Use code: 🍉 (The watermelon emoji.) is a common sign that someone is supporting Palestine! You can use Palestine colours, art etc.

5. Change your account names! Especially on AO3. As AO3 has removed a volunteer for having a status as “From the River to the see Palestine will be free.” - (https://x.com/bearsys_/status/1728638469021257797?s=20 evidence.) change user to similar things. Also there has been several Palestine x Israel fanfics on there which is absolutely deplorable, and all sides of the proship and antiship should absolutely not stand with that.

6. SEND ANONS TO ME! IF YOU WANT TO SPREAD INFO ANONYMOUSLY ABOUT PALESTINE USE OUR ASK BOX!

And there’s more you can do! Secretive PFPs, Joining Pro-Palestine discord servers, doing art, donating if you can, buying something from ETSY that the seller has promised donations, create your own Etsy listing where you donate proceeds to Palestine!

But also make sure to NEVER STOP LIKING, SHARING AND SPEAKING WHEN YOU CAN! AND REMEMBER THE BLOCK BUTTON IS THERE, USE IT LIBERALLY!

[funnyao3]

Alex spends way too long considering different watermelons at the market, until Henry eventually relents and points at one he has decided is appropriate. "They all look the same to me, to be honest," he says with a sigh, "but since I'm committing to this truly outrageous act of fruit-based indecency, I should probably be a more active participant in my fate." Alex blinks at him for a moment before turning to the fruit seller, who looks completely unfazed by this whole conversation. "We're planning a June wedding," Alex says seriously. "They said a man could never marry a watermelon, but he's determined. Hashtag love is love." "Please stop talking," Henry says faintly, before paying the seller and taking the watermelon before Alex can get his hands on it.

--Full-Contact by clottedcreamfudge

[xamaxenta]

Sabo proposes to Ace with a tungsten ring that he chose because of its ability to withstand high temperatures (he stole it from the jewelers while Koala distracted the seller).

Ace proposes with a watermelon ring pop he bought at a gas station for 50 cents (he ate the candy already).

I like to think this would be swapped, Ace is a very considerate and conscientious person

When he loves he doesnt do it halfway, I think he would get Sabo a proper ring, Marco too, possibly even made/forged them himself he’s such a sappy goof like that ❤️

I wouldnt think Sabo would necessarily get a ringpop but hes so so so busy, he would try and make it count but schedule doesnt align and has to work with what hes got on the fly

Like he does have a real ring but he forgot it at home, mild panic but then he finds a stand in like so, i forgor but i do have a real ring i swear but because im already on one knee like an idiot heres the stand in will you portgas d ace take my dumbass in marriage and Ace is already cryign like wtf i was gonna get on my knees you asshole yes tho