#wateringbodies

[softpine]

Plsss why’d this remind me of ur story..😭😭

LMAOO this would be elaine

[stinkrascal]

re: your character page i miss your skyrim ocs <3

🙈 ha thank you, i miss them too

[lakemichigans]

i got tagged by @dykefionaapple thank youuuu 💗

rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist & ask people to vote which song they like best!

tagging @lessthanpog @vanilladella @druidgroves @cradletograves

@stinkrascal @wateringbodies @titoro and @amazingphil 😌💌

[sisterpaxton]

tagged by @vampvelour to shuffle my on repeat playlist and get yall to vote which song yall like the most :o) !!

tagging: @monstraduplicia @pisswater-deadgirl @fre3zerbride @halo--hall @whiterthantits @gagbox @godlovesugly @luvisia @babisawyer @wateringbodies

[ecogas]

thank u for tagging me, @ballnnchainn !!

ten people id like to know tag <3

last song: pain - pinkpanthress

favorite color: purple (+ blue, brown, golden hues..)

last book: trainspotting by irvine welsh

last movie: halloweentown

last tv show: i don't remember lolol

sweet, spicy, savory: sweet

last thing i googled: the bell tree forums

current obsession: txt, dead by daylight, pinkpanthress, etc. etc. hehe

looking forward to: the future! but also experiencing another new year's, thankfully

ill tag some cool people i follow: @c0rpseteeth, @vamplienn, @toothdrop, @masturbl8de, @bl33ditout, and @wateringbodies

[clamcastle]

@wateringbodies tagged me to shuffle my recently listened to but i dont have spotify so i am just gonna shuffle my library and you guys vote on your favorite song. i tag @ghu-leh and anyone who sees and votes

[capseycartwright]

“I’m too sober for this”

Robert wasn’t exactly the biggest family man in the world - and he felt it was justified, really, considering the kind of people his family were. And by family, he mostly meant Andy, and his dad. Robert – well, he’d never been the golden child, had he? Maybe he had been before Andy came along, his massive hard-on for all things farming making JackSugden foam at the mouth with excitement, but he definitely wasn’t the favourite now, and he definitely didn’t much like being home because of it.

But he had to be home, because bysome miracle (or, by personal vendetta of God himself against Robert) becauseAndy was getting married. Andy, precious, sheep shagging Andy, had managed to convince an actual living, breathing woman to marry him.

A living, breathing woman who just happened to be Katie.

Robert and Katie went way back.Waaaaay back. Back far enough that she was Robert’s girlfriend before anyone realised Andy had enough braincells to be able to hold a conversation with another human being.

Surprisingly, Katie had been theone to break Robert’s heart – and he’d taken that whole experience, and madesure he was the one to break hearts every time since then. Really, he should thank her for it, because if she hadn’t, maybe he’d have ended up marrying her,and living out his life on Emmerdale Farm with Jack in the next room.

But all of that didn’t mean Robert was particularly enthused about watching them get married. It had been avery cliché, boring wedding ceremony, if you asked him – all sappy vows, andcheesy music – and he’d had to stand beside Andy the entire time, a fake smile plastered on his face, as Jack had looked on, his father having long since perfected the ability of being able to look delighted by Andy, and disappointed in Robert’s entire existence all at the same time.

It had only gotten worse, sincethen. Turns out Andy had gotten a Dingle pregnant, and just hadn’t bothered tomention that to his darling wife to be, and honest to God, Robert would paygood money there and then just to stop Katie’s incessant shrieking at herhusband, their marriage already a shambles.

It would be impressive, if it wasn’t all so over-dramatic and embarrassing.

“I’m too sober for this,” Robertsighed, reaching for a discarded bottle of wine. Cain was currently being heldback from punching Andy’s lights out, which in itself was disappointing, andJack was flitting between berating his son for being an idiot, and mindlessly defending him to Cain.

“I thought you were supposed tobe the dramatic one,” a familiar voice interjected. Robert turned, and hecouldn’t help but smile as he realised it was Aaron. In true Aaron Dingle style, he hadn’t even begun to try getting dressed up for the wedding, wearinghis usual black jeans and runners, his ironed t-shirt (Chas, no doubt) the only semblance of effort.

“I can throw a tantrum about thefact you’re not in a suit, if you’d like,” Robert offered, winking at the younger man. He couldn’t help himself, okay? All those years of boxing and fighting brainless morons around the back of the school gym had given Aaron a mouth-wateringbody.

He was only human.

Aaron reached for the bottle ofwine, taking a swig. “You not going to get involved, defend your brother?” he inquired cheekily, knowing Robert would rather walk over broken glass than getinvolved with Andy’s weird and fucked up love life.

“You not going to get involved, defend your cousin?” Robert mimicked, returning Aaron’s cheeky grin.

“Nah,” Aaron shook his head,hands shoved deep in the pockets of his jeans. “I’d rather help you reclaim your title as the dramatic one.”

“And how do you propose we do that?”

Aaron smirked, rocking up on histip-toes so he could press a less than chaste kiss to Robert’s lips, knowing full well it would probably give Jack heart attack number two of the year, Robert eagerly kissing him back.

“Robert! Robert, what the hell are you doing? Robert, get over here!”

(Robert turning back up to the farmhouse looking like he’d been shagged within an inch of his life – and he had been, honestly – was well worth it, if only for the meltdown Jack had about both of his sons shacking up with Dingles. And the slap Robert got for his comment about how at least he couldn’t get Aaron pregnant was also completely, entirely worth it.)