#water your plants!

[morbidpaintz]

shower time!! (he loves it)

[k0r4l-pl4nts]

Friendly reminder to water your plants!

[astarless-plant]

Maybe we should hold hands in the rain?

[solarpunkani]

Late night wishful thinking but like

I think planting funky things around retention ponds should be more normalized!!

Like okay I get it retention ponds are meant to hold the runoff water from parking lots and drive throughs and the like so they aren’t exactly the cleanest water around. But like!!! Maybe this is different in other areas, but the only plants I ever see grow around retention ponds are cattails!! Which, like, are fine and great and dandy lets go cattails, but like

Where’s the whimsy?? Where are the flowers?? If I’ve got to see retention ponds whenever I go to a store or drive down the highway or pick up food for my mom, at least bring in some flowers!!

And it’ll benefit so much! A wider variety of plants can make it a more welcoming home to wildlife! Maybe the plants will filter some of the runoff stuff and the water can then be nicer for even more wildlife! Maybe the flowers can be a nice food source for butterflies and bees on their journeys and day trips!! And humans like seeing things be pretty!

Maybe its easier said than done! Maybe most places already do this and its just my city or state that doesn’t really I’d be willing to believe that! But lets get some color in these goddamn retention ponds!!

Swamp milkweed! Aquatic milkweed! Pickerelweed! Water lilies! Irises! Cardinalflower! Fuck it, put some goddamn duckweed in there!! Get some color in those things or so help me!!

[speakingofdoorknobs]

[muffinlance]

druk gets into zukos coffee supply

"Uncle."

Uncle raised his tea cup to his lips.

"Uncle, how did he get in."

Uncle took the most delicate of sips.

"Uncle I am not turning another storeroom into tea storage."

"How unfortunate to waste the space," said Uncle. "After all, it is quite hard to keep a dragon out once they have acquired the taste!"

"Uncle."

[swervesbar]

I keep coming across ABSOLUTE GOLD while thrifting and now I have to choose between two impossibly good options, so I would like to formally ask yalls onion:

[sasaleletrebol]

I decided to have fun with this one.

Also I mess up something and ended up with the headcanon that Error can uuuhhh like mess with the pixels and colors of his body like glitches and stuff, I think you can get it?

Simpler background under the cut

[aurosoul]

every time I start to get upset about my productivity lately I just remember “oh right we all went through a global trauma” and then I stop fucking caring

[pigswithwings]

you will hear my strong opinions about the care and keeping of fish today by the lord

[kamenridergaysex]

sooooo did choosing me work out for you?

[snekdood]

*casually posts this at the same time to further my agenda of growing native plants instead of grass and shitty ornamentals*

[shinyskunk]

my toxic trait is anytime someone posts a nude with their bedroom visible, i'm hyper-focusing on the background. like yeah, nice ass or whatever, but why do you have so many funko pops.

[tggardens]

Just a little reminder to fellow gardeners who have ADHD.

Have you watered your plants recently?

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I shall force you to drink the Bad Soup

[lethargicluv]

Veranda neighbour Price who smokes his cigars on the veranda of his apartment with a neighbour that shares his veranda behind a partition who is a college student with a plant growing hobby. You always grow too much and when you catch the handsome veteran out for a smoke and a glass of whiskey you offer him some aubergines and heirloom tomatoes. You both make dinner with your vegetables and eat them out on the veranda together. It'll be a veranda neighbour meet-cute.