#watching a danny gonzalez video about the hype house show

[natjennie]

the idea of "influencers" both confuses me and pisses me off to the highest caliber. like what do you mean. what qualifications do you have to be influencing anyone. what are you famous for... being famous? I don't get it.

[mad3lyncline]

𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑵𝒀 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝒁𝑨𝑳𝑬𝒁 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . more starters taken from danny gonzalez's youtube videos . adjust pronouns as necessary !

you guys know i love shitty low budget movies .

it turns out the world of animated movie rip offs is bigger than i thought .

we serve human food ! for humans !

she does not need to walk into the room with that sexual energy .

i have to meet the chef . i need to talk to him and let him know how much he means to me .

i don't think you get it , alright ? that chef back there changed my life .

damn . i wish there was some way i could help but unfortunately i am just a rat .

my bones are just brittle in the mornings ; usually they harden around lunch time , then at night ? they get squishy .

it's more than just teeth ; it's an investment .

they're someone else's teeth , but they can be your teeth for five dollars .

i thought you said to do it again while you were talking .

i'm pretty sure that guy is just that guy in a red shirt .

i started streaming minecraft on twitch and i guess you could say i know a lot about video games now .

even the chicago bulls' mascot was getting in on the action , that nasty little freak .

well guys , i did it ; i watched the whole hype house show .

it was honestly a huge disappointment .

today we're gonna be talking about the top ten reasons why i'm so fucking hot .

i'm not exactly sure if i know what a sigma is .

i've heard some people describe it as astrology for men .

look at the color of this snack food . there's no way this is just like , the natural color of this seasoning .

i don't know what they have to do to make them this color .

there's just like a little bit of the devil in every taki .

today we're getting hyper , and you better believe we're gonna get a little bit random .

this almost started with a premise that makes sense , and then it just took a left turn . and then it took , like , fifty more left turns .

this game will get you so angry that you'll , i don't know , throw up ?

i gulped that water down so rapidly !