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ok hear me out.
Chan on his weekly live (ik it's no more channies room but anyways), as he comes to the end and gives STAY his famous "big hug", he hears Y/N enter his room, he's quick to end the live, but in all the hurry he pressed the wrong button, he didn't end the live, So now STAY can see him, but he doesn't know, mabye he can like- yk have s€x w Y/N while hes in camera? No need to but the idea just popped up in my head at school today so I just had to ask u (plz tag me if u do it tho)
WRONG BUTTON !
Paring: bang chan x fem reader
Rating: explicit
Genre: smut, channies room :(
Warnings: v*ginal, praise, Twitter goes insane, Chan accidentally doesn’t end stream 👀
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For @foivestarrsketchez 🧡 !
A/n: I miss channies room man :’) (fuck Jyp, all my homies hate Jyp 😔✊) one of my friends just recently became a stay so they probs don’t know what it is. *sobs* i forgot how most of it ended too.. so I’m sorry about that, hopefully it’s okay tho !
!THIS IS PURE FICTION, NOTHING IN THIS IS REAL ITS JUST A STORY!
“Annnd.. that’s it! Thank you STAYS for tuning into another episode of Channies room and I’ll see you all next time!” Chan says, looking over to the door and seeing me wanting to enter.
He brings two of his fingers up to his eye, making his signature peace sign before pressing what he thought was the end button.
“Chris..” I mumble out, moving towards him. “I know baby, come here.” He coos, pulling me onto his lap. “What do you need?” Chan asks me, rubbing his hands up and down my thighs. “You..” I cry, wrapping my arms around his neck. “I need more of an explanation than that.” He chuckles, making me scoot back a bit so he can take his shirt off. “Dick.. I want your dick in me.” I beg.
“Good girl.” He smirks at me, unclipping my bra and watching it fall off my shoulders. “Fuck.. you’re so fucking hot..You gonna ride me?” Chan asks as he motions for me to get off his lap. I watch as he unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. “Wait. Condom.” I pause. “Don’t worry, i have one here.” He answers, I get back on his thigh and roll the rubber over his already erect dick.
“mmgh..” I whine as he stretches me out, my eyes squinting with pleasure.
“Oh god baby.. you’re so fucking tight and warm.” His hands make their way up to my waist as he begins to rock his hips up to meet mine. “Channie..” I moan, rubbing my hands up and down his chest. “Mmm.. fuck!” I move my head down so our lips meet. I capture his lips and begin kissing him. Our lips moving together in a rhythm. While we’re making love to each other there’s a knock on the door. Ignoring it, we continue doing what we were doing. I start riding him faster, moaning into his mouth as we both take each other.
“Fucking hell your cunts so addicting..” Chan groans into the kiss, his hands gripping my hips and bringing me up and down faster on his cock. “Y-you feel so good in me..” I whimper, one of my hands moving from his chest to rub my twitching pussy.
Another knock is done on the door, making me pissed off that someone’s trying to interrupt us, Chan notices the change of emotion in me and decides to call out to the person knocking on the door. “Yes? I’m busy right now.” He sighs hoping the person will leave.
“You realise you’re still live right?” It’s Han, he sounds worried and annoyed.
“You’re fucking kidding me right?” Chan replies, his eyes widening as worry fills his brain. “Nope, it’s all over the internet, people are talking and recording clips of everything. I’ll just come in and end it properly for you.”
“Shit..”
Han opens the door, keeping his eyes on the floor, acting like he wasn’t aware of what we were doing. He presses the ‘end’ button, double checking that he actually pressed it before deleting the stream off the account.
Han leaves the room, taking Chans laptop and giving the two of us some privacy to finish; since we didn’t have any earlier.
“What if you get kicked out of the group because of me..?” I whine into his neck, feeling a tear flutter out of my eye. “I’ll figure something out, yeah?” Chan replies, thrusting upwards into me. “
If nothing can make you feel better, at least sex does..” he chuckles, leaving a trail of kisses down my neck.
. . .
A few hours past it’s a little bit later, I’m laying in bed with Chan, we decide to check what STAYS are saying on social media about everything that just happened earlier today. It’s more tame than I expected luckily. Not many clips are coming out which i’m happy about people realising we deserve privacy, however it of course is going to be a trending topic all over the place. The other comments people are saying are like ‘i wish I was her’ or ‘Chan’s even hotter than I thought’. Guess that’s what happens when you fuck a kpop idol, huh.
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Love on Earth, Ep 1.
Hi! This is a little something i’ve been working on recently, idk whether or not to continue it but i like it so far.
also my first post on here. I’m hoping sending my stuff out into the aether will inspire me to write more. we’ll see ig
anyway this is 3836 words written as podcast transcript!
hope you enjoy :)))))
The following is a transcript of the Love on Earth podcast, directed by Marcus Klien and hosted by Jane Rudolph. In this episode, Rudolph interviews two “star-crossed” lovers from New York, now in their old age, on how their lives intertwined.
“Let's start with when you first met her.”
“I’d met her for the first time on the 3rd of December, 1962, shuffling down a quiet sidewalk in Manhattan as dark clouds, promising to bring intense flurries, loomed overhead. She had been bundled in an easter yellow trench coat, with a matching hat, and white silk gloves. Her stockings, originally white, had been splattered with gray and brown from the icy sludge on the sidewalks. She walked faster as the clouds moved to block the sun, covering the streets in blue darkness. I love watching storms from my apartment window. There's something so relaxing about it, knowing that outside was dangerous but that I’m safe inside. I’ve loved it since I was a little boy. So, as flurries began to fall from the sky, and my building began to sway in the wind, I watched the woman huddle at a bus stop. The streets were empty, and the buses had stopped running in preparation for the storm. The paper had been warning of this great blizzard since last week, how could someone be so stupid? But as the snowfall became heavier and heavier, the woman didn't leave her spot. I realized that she’d freeze to death if she stayed out there much longer, so I grabbed my coat and scarf from my coat hanger. I remember how I ran down those stairs. Hell, I probably started skipping steps, but I didn't want to risk this woman in yellow losing her fingers. I don't really remember crossing the street to get to her, it was just a white snowy blur, but I do remember following the vibrant yellow of her jacket, like a beacon calling out to me. When I reached her, it was like time had gone into slow motion. She looked up at me with crystal blue eyes, lips, and cheeks bright red from the chill, making her freckles pop out. Red hair was neatly bobbed around her shoulders as her lips parted. I knew then that she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever see.”
“What happened that night?”
“Oh, why it was so long ago that the memories are now a bit foggy, but I remember bringing her up to that little apartment. At the time I was in my 3rd year of college, so it was the cheapest apartment I could find without needing a roommate. See as a youngster I had quite a bit of… Uhhh what do you call it today… oh yes, social anxiety. People just made me nervous, you know? Of course, it's not like this stopped me from having friends or going out, I just… liked my space. But because of this, I only had a studio apartment. So, as we got inside, I realized that I had forgotten to introduce myself. I told her my name, and she gave me the strangest look as she said ‘Isn't that a girl's name?’ and I was taken aback because… Charlie? A girl's name? I mean I know some girls these days are named Charlie but back then… Well, I'd never met a woman named Charlie. But I was so nervous that I just… Nodded. She was the last person I introduced myself to as Charlie. From then on I started going by Charles, I didn't need people thinking I was girly. She introduced herself as Millicent as she looked around the house. She opened her mouth to say something else, but a gust of wind shook the rickety window. She snapped her head towards the noise and walked towards the window. It was then that I realized I had forgotten to ask her to take her shoes off as she tracked filth across my floor, and onto my rug, as she looked out to the streets below. My pals all just… knew to take off their shoes, so I didn't know how to tell someone to take them off, or if it was even polite too. So instead, I watched her ground even more dirt into my shag carpet. Her face reflected off the glass, brows furrowed. She then turned to me and asked if I had a radio. I nodded, taking off my shoes as I walked to my kitchen to grab my little radio. As I set it on my coffee table, Millie was taking off her shoes. I asked her what to tune it to, and she said, ‘Whatever will tell me what's going on with this storm.’ so I did, KWO35 I believe it was. And so we sat and listened.
The man on the radio said that the storm was predicted to last the next four days, with little letting up. The governor put a shelter-in-place order and closed all public transportation until the storm let up. I asked her how far she lived, and she said farther than she could walk. She then asked me if there were any hotels nearby as she gathered her hat and bag. I looked at the clock, and back at her, telling her the nearest hotel was a good 15-minute walk, and that it was very late and very cold. Looking back now, I'm sure that was one of the coldest weeks in New York's history. She dipped her head, looking at her feet, before looking back at me, beautiful blue eyes boring into me. Oh, how lovely her eyes were. They sparkled in any speck of light. So full of innocence and love… but regardless, I told her that she should just stay at my apartment until the bus lines were back up. Her face flushed. ‘I don't know if that’s a good idea…’ she mumbled to me. I was speechless. Once again I was just some dorky college kid, I wasn't really good with girls. Let alone pretty ones looking all soft and sweet in my apartment, you know? But, I tried my best to make her feel comfortable. I told her that I'd sleep on the couch so she could take my bed. She refused, saying she’d just walk to the hotel. She made her way towards the door, grabbing her hat off the hat hanger, and buckling her shoes. I looked outside, to the snow furiously dropping, and then back to her. She would have died if she had tried to walk to that hotel. I knew that, she should have known that. I lunged and grabbed her hand as she screamed, tears welling up in her eyes. I was… panicked, to say the least. I didn’t mean to scare her, honest. I just didn't want a pretty girl getting hurt. But, I let her go. She grabbed her coat and walked out the door. I stood there and listened as the clicks of her heels echoed down the hallway. I don't really remember what happened after that, but I do remember that about 10 minutes later, there was a knock on the door. At that point, I was in just a robe, since I was getting ready for bed. I looked through the peephole, only to see Millicent standing there again, face red and hair dusted with melted snowflakes. I fumbled with the lock and threw the door open. Her shoes were brown and muddied, her stockings damp, and her makeup smudged.
“I couldn’t make it to the hotel…” she said, wiping her hands on her coat. I smiled and opened the door, stepping aside to let her in. The poor thing was shivering as she took off her shoes and stockings. She left them in a pile by the door as I went to grab her some warm water. When I returned, she had my ratty throw blanket huddled around her. I took it from her as I handed her the water. She looked at me confused as I walked to my room. I grabbed my best blanket from my bed, replacing it with the other one. I brought the new blanket back to her and I wrapped it around her shivering form. I gently took the hat off her head and hung it on the hat hanger. That night, she fell asleep on my couch while I was in the shower. I took the liberty of moving her to my bed, and I slept on the couch.”
“That's quite sweet, how long was she at your house for?”
“She was there for two nights. We were trapped inside because of the storm, and it just refused to let up. I had assumed that after the blizzard had stopped she would have gone to the hotel, but I was pleasantly surprised when she didn't bring it up. I cooked for us while she sat on the couch sketching the most beautiful couture pieces. So talented. She continued to take the bed, much to her annoyance. She didn't want to ‘intrude’ on me. Of course, I was more than happy to have her company. I'm typically a loner, but… oh how I adored having her with me. Those dinners I had with her, the conversations… ah it was lovely. But regardless. All things good need to come to an end, and soon, the radio announced the opening of bus lines, and she was on her way.
“So when did you first meet him?”
“The first time? Well the first time I had met Charlie, I'd been working my job as a waitress down at Barnaby’s. I'd been in high school working that job to make some spare change. Movie money you know? It paid ok, and people tipped well. He was seated in my section during the summer of… 59’ I believe, and I don't remember much, but what I do remember is that he called me Bear. Now at the time, I was very confused, but I later learned from him that he didn't mean it as in the animal, he meant it as in the berry. Like strawberries. Oh yes of course I had been called strawberry before, what ginger hasn't, but, Bear… that was new.
But you're asking about The Blizzard of 62’ right? Yes, yes, of course. I swear I'll never hear the end of it. It was my sophomore year of college, I was working to get my degree in fashion design. I'd recently been lucky enough to get an internship at Stein & Brickley, a very popular fashion label at the time. I don't believe they're still around. Such a shame. But still, I had been on my way home from my first day of work. They had kept me later than I was supposed to be there, on account of the blizzard, but I assumed that I'd be able to make it to the bus stop before they stopped for the night. Unfortunately, around halfway to the bus stop, I realized that I had left my keys at the studio. So, I ran back. In the process, I ruined my tights. Such a shame too, they were a gift from my mother. But regardless, I grabbed the keys and then went back to the bus stop. But as I was speeding there, I felt a gust of wind hit my back. I looked at the sky behind me, and it felt like the heavens were closing in on me. It's probably one of the scariest things I've ever seen to this day. So I began running, but unfortunately, my work heels didn't allow me to run very fast. Soon snow began to fall around me, and as I reached the bus stop, it was an all-out blizzard. I looked at the clock inside the stop, then looked outside. not a headlight to be seen, the streets of new york, for the first time in my life, were empty. I've never seen them that empty since. I felt like a fool. I'd known of the storm, but I didn't have the confidence to tell them I needed to leave so I didn't miss the bus. So there I sat as the sun set and the temperature dropped. Tears welled in my eyes as I realized, “Oh dear, I'll be stuck here all night.” It's not like I could walk at the time either, my apartment was in Queens.
Then, I saw a figure in the shadows of the blizzard. He looked like a mirage, a ghost. Ha, at the time, I had assumed that death had finally come to take me. But no, instead I was met by the kindest brown eyes I had ever seen. Sure, he looked like a complete fashion catastrophe with his striped scarf and his red coat, all over green plaid night pants, but I really didn't care much about the fashion sense of my hero as much as I cared about getting out of there. He reached his hand towards me, and I took it in mine, and through my satin glove, I could feel the warmth of his hand. He smiled at me, and I knew that I had come across the kindest man I'd ever meet.”
“And then what happened?”
“Well, he brought me into his apartment. It was much nicer than my place, and we stood in a beat of silence before he introduced himself, and, oh my brain must have been frozen because I heard him say Molly! And so of course I was like, “Molly? Isn't that a girl's name?” He looked a bit miffed, his cheeks puffing out, but honestly I found it a bit endearing. Regardless, the howling wind drew me towards the window, and as I looked out, in the reflection of the glass I could see Charlie looking at me. It was then I realized that I was in a man's apartment, no, a stranger's apartment with no way out in the middle of a storm… completely trapped. Not only that, I didn't know how long I'd be stuck there. My mother always told me to be careful around men, and when alone with one always keep the door open. I was also instructed to never anger them or seduce them, as that is when they get the most dangerous. I turned to him and asked if he had a radio, while also scanning his body for danger. It was then I noticed that he had his shoes off and that I had tracked sludge across his floor. So as he went to grab his radio, I quickly slipped my shoes off and sat on the couch. He asked me what to tune it to, and I kept my head down and told him that anything that had the weather would work. The radio hissed and buzzed as he cranked the little dial. It cut in and out, but I was able to grasp “Blizzard of the Century” and “3 Nights.” “doozy for the bus lines.” My heart sank as I looked back outside to the gusting winds. The last place I wanted to be was stuck in a stranger's apartment for a weekend, so I cycled through my options. Busses? Closed. Taxis? Not in service and if they were they'd be insanely expensive. Obviously, I couldn’t have walked home. Book a hotel? Well, actually that would work, but at the time I didn't know what hotels were nearby. So I asked, and he seemed rather against letting me leave his apartment, which made me nervous. Had I walked into a serial killer's house without realizing it? So I insisted, and finally, he told me that the nearest hotel, The Marley, was 15 minutes away, and then he repeated that I wouldn't be able to make it. I scoffed because, of course, he would say that if he was trying to kidnap me. So out the door, I went into the cold. Unfortunately, I had… miscalculated how cold it truly was. Now have you ever been outside in a blizzard?”
“No, I haven't.”
“Oh then let me explain. Blizzards aren't just snow, they're also ice and strong wind. And in New York, the wind is cut into channels by the buildings, making it even worse. So when you combine snow, which is ultimately solid water, and sometimes hail with wind… well it basically throws projectiles at your face. It felt like my skin was being sliced up by the snow. Worse, the wind was blowing towards me, so I was fighting with icy ground, the wind, and the biting snow. I made it five minutes out before looking down and seeing my shoes browned with sludge. At that point, I looked ahead, seeing no sign of a hotel, and decided to eat my pride and turn around before I turned into a popsicle. So I trudged back to Charlie's place. The elevator man recognized me from earlier and let me up. I sighed and knocked on Charlie's door. I heard shuffling, and then rattling as the door unlocked, revealing Charlie in a white fluffy robe. I held back a laugh as he gestured for me to come in. “I couldn't make it to the hotel,” I mumbled, taking off my shoes. Shivering, I sat on the couch, waiting to be lambasted for my stupidity. Instead, he left the room. I took a worn blanket from the couch and wrapped it around myself to stop the shivering as he returned with a cup of warm water. He looked at me for a second and took the blanket from my shoulders before disappearing into his room. He then returned with a softer blanket and laid it over my shoulders. I stayed there for the next few days, and my goodness was it fun. It was so nice having a company like that. We ate together, played games, listened to the radio, and I got a bunch of work done. Yes yes… it was so fun that I actually found myself upset when the bus lines opened up and I had to go home. I know! I was so against staying there, but then when it was time to leave I got all upset. But, I left regardless.
“So what happened once you left?”
“Well, getting back to my apartment was nice. Although my lights were on the whole time I was gone, so my electricity bill was… astronomical. But after that, I went back to my daily routine. I mean what else was there to do. In the grand scheme of things, that blizzard, those few days, were only a brief period of my life. Regardless, I got back to buisness, working my internship. Of course, my bus stop was still directly across the street in front of his apartment, so sometimes I saw him in his window, silhouetted against the yellow of his house lights. On occasion, I could catch him walking into his building. I’d wave to him, and he’d wave back, and that was the extent of our interactions. As for my internship, as I mentioned earlier, Stein & Brickley was incredibly popular at the time. They were known for their matching sets. Jackets with matching hats, shoes, gloves, and bags. Today, they're incredibly popular to buy as “vintage” pieces. Oh how strange that is, to think that clothes I may have helped design are considered “vintage.” Now, as wonderful as the clothing itself was, it was… not the best working environment. Now all fields are competitive in some way, but creative fields like design are very… dog eat dog. There are so many people who want to go into fashion or design or art, and these companies know that, so they can pick and choose from a wide pool of people with similar skill sets. Then they can figure out who will work for the least money, or who's willing to never take any vacation days. I got my internship through my professor, and I was barely getting paid, so I knew that I had to work my tush off to make sure I was constantly putting out good designs. And of course, this is without mentioning my boss. Mrs. Debfort, the lead designer of the brand. Oh, she was a spitfire. Looking back, I really admire that she had such… a strong personality at a time when soft femininity was valued. In a world full of butterflies, she was a hornet. But, that's how she climbed her way to the top. For a while, I was simply an errand runner, rushing all over the city to pick up fabric samples, coffee, lunches, or contracts. I expected to be designing pieces off the bat, not doing the jobs of an errand boy. But, regardless of my concerns, I was encouraged by my professor.
“Everyone starts out doing coffee runs, it's normal!” he said.
And maybe he was right. But I felt so stuck. What is the point of an internship if it isn't to get practice, learn about the industry, and make connections? It seemed like the only people I was connecting with were workers at the nearby coffee shop. But of course, I couldn't quit. I mean it was an amazing opportunity… Well, and I got a great employee discount. I worked in that job for a year and a half without promotion, and my god if that wasn't the most exhausting year of my life. Mostly because I was trapped within my own role. After that long as an errand girl, I once again went back to my professor and asked him if this was normal, and once again I waved off. Oh, it made me so mad. I could barely afford to exist in the city, and I was already in a crappy apartment, so I told my professor that, and I was told that I needed to be patient. But I couldn't anymore. So, I realized there was one thing I had to do. I gave that job another 6 months. 6 months to get a promotion to doing actual relevant work, or else I'd quit. My professor called me in one day near the end of the 6 months and informed me that his contact at the company had noticed that I'd been slowing down. I told him about my plan to quit, and his face flushed as he scolded me. It was the longest 5 minutes of my life. I was told that I would never make it in the industry. I was devastated, and walking out of that office I began to sob. But I was stubborn. I still am, and I decided, “Hey, these people don't know me, they don't know my skill, I can make it on my own '' and so a month before my 6 months was up, I quit. I was so scared at the time, but I wouldn’t change a thing. What quitting that job did for me was priceless.”
thats all i have for now… if you read this far i love you and also what’s your favorite color <333
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X-Month: X-Men 97 Review (Comissioned by Emma Fici)
To me my x-men and welcome back to X-Month, my look at all things of X. And we're at the biggun today as i'm finally taking a look at something i've wanted to for months: yes my mutant obessed self is finally looking at x-men 97.
So for those of you like my good friend emma who sponsored this review who only have the broad strokes of what this is or have heard the buzz but simply haven't gotten to it: X-Men 97 is a recent cartoon from disney plus, the second from Marvel Studios after What If? and the first not tied to the MCU in any way.
Instead 97 is a direct followup to X-Men, aka X-Men the Animated Series a long running series that not only , along with Batman the Animated Series, helped show what animation could achive after years of censorship, telling more nuanced stories that appealed to all ages and is one of the major things that's defined the x-men in pop culture, the movies being the other.
It was also the first X-Men cartoon in a decade, following Wolverine and the X-Men, as marvel studios head Ike Pearlmutter put a ban on using the Fantastic Four or X-Men as they didn't own them, and tried to actively kill them in the comics. I kid... only the X-men were attempted murdered by a cloud of gas that killed them. The FF were simply disbanded. So naturally after a decade of my faviorite team not being able to show up, my reaction to a brand new cartoon starring them was a resounding...
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While I watched the cartoon ocasionally as a kid, what really got me into the X-Men was a mix of the movies and x-men evolution. I didn't hate the cartoon, evne watched some in college but it just didn't grab me and as my attitude towards x-men went from something I really liked to
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I just never got into it heavily when 97 was being rolled out. I would've preferred a fresh cartoon doing something with the decades of material since instead of what I felt was a nostalgia cashgrab for a show I had a petty grudge against for getting all this attention from marvel. It got articles, it's being added to D+ was a big deal and the icons for the x-men on D+ are based on the jim lee designs used in the show. I did try the show again and enjoyed what I saw, watching most of seasons 1 and 2 but simply never got what the hype was about. It didn't help that 97 was seemingly being buried by marvel: little info came out, the character designs looked fine but not all that impressive. It semeed like it'd be like the Animaniacs revival and ones like it: A fairly limp continuation that just sorta did the same stuff but with a modern production style.
So....
As the show got close earlier this year, I got excited: The trailer looked slick, using 3d models but with painted to fit the original's style, had gorgeous looking animation and had Wolveirne and Gambit doing a combo move which you lovely people dubbed Cut the Deck.
So shortly before the premire because I procastinate, I rewatched the original... and I thorughly enjoyed it. The show isn't perfect, having to make concesions for it's saturday morning time slot and with it's animation being rigid in people. Yet the talented cast and crew were able to distill the x-men down into what made them work, taking the bulk of Chris CLaremont's decade long run that defined it, a bit of what was going on at the time, and some of the stuff before and make a true masterpiece. It Streamlined decades of comics into a fun, frentic show that was a joy to watch. I watched Seasons 1 and 2 again then realizing time was running out watched what episodes I thought would be key to the show or just wanted to watch, as well as a few after. While there's still a handful I haven't finished, I can safely say the bulk of the show slaps and is worth your time.
This hyped me up even more.. and while I have more thoughts as to why, X-Men 97 is one of the best reboots i've seen: it continues the original story, but in a way that's both acccesible to new fans (both of x-men in general and of this continuity in paticular), and fresh, using the old astetics, but now targeting an older audience, can get away with a lot the original couldn't: blood and sex are heavily implied, and a decent chunk of characters die including one of our leads. IT's a show tha'ts mature in the way tha tshould be, using being adult animation to tell darker stories without loosing the fun and camp that makes superheroes great. In short it's the best of the four x-men cartoons. In long.. well join me under the cut for a deep dive into one of the best shows of the year.
Re-Buliding the Danger Room: X-Men 97 as mentioned is one of Marvel Studio's first cartoons and was what Disney wanted from the get go, clearly wanting to grab some of that nostlagia dollar they love so dearly. They eventually tapped Beau DeMayo who'd written for Moon Knight, along with the Witcher, been story editor for the Originals and written the witcher film Nightmare of the Wolf. DeMayo was fully qualified for the job and being a huge fan of the original lept to it with vigor, bringing in producers Julia and Eric Lewald and Larry Huston from the original.
DeMayo and his top notch crew made sure to honor the original and in casting tried to get back as many of the original cast as possible: Allison Sealy-Smith, Lenore Zahn, Cal Dodd, Cristopher Britton, George Bauza and Adrian Hough all retuned as Storm, Rogue, Wolverine, Mr Sinister , Beast and Nightcrawler, and while they weren't cast as their original parts as Jubilee, Gambit, Jean, Cable, Morph they still made sure there were roles for Allyson Court, Chris Potter, Cathryne Disher, Laurence Bayne and Ron Rubin, witht hem now playing Abyscissa, Jubilee's older alternate cocunterpart, Cable, Valirie Cooper, The X-Cutioner and Senator Kelly. Some were to match the characters: Court willingly stepped down in an awesome move so someone who was actually chinsese could play Jubilee, leading to Holly Chou's casting, while Morph, now fully seen as nonbinary, was given to NB actor J.P. Karlak. Cable as you can tell swapped to Chris Potter, Jean went to vetran voice actor and vetran jean grey from Wolverine and the X-Men Jennifer Hale, and Gambit to A.J. Locosto. Charles Xavier's former va Cedric Smith is replaced by invincible's Ross Maruqad and the late Norm Spencer and Dave Hemblen are replaced as Cyclops and Magneto by Ray Chase and Matthew Waterson. There are a LOT more swap outs as the series uses a more modern la based voiced cast for the most part, so i'm only sticking to these as X-Men in general has a lot of characters and 97 packs in as many as possible in big and small roles.
There isn't a ton of behind the scenes: I've got some bits and bobs from the various voice actors, some of which i'll sprinkle in later, and the crew, but marvel's documentary on the series primarily focused on the fact actors came back and the production of the original show. Yet they left out the part where Stan Lee was convinced by execs that a show about Xavier and Cyclops going around in a van solving mutant mysteries was the best route to go.
I don't have time to unpack that or the really intresting history behind the original show, but I highly recommend the art of book.
Anyways the main reason for this is one ya'll probably know but needs bringing up thanks to recent allegations: Beau DeMayo, the showrunner and while not the only creative force, i've been trying to retrain myself that a shows creator isn't the only one making this stuff and a lot of great writers and animators are just as responsible, he was still one of the major ones, writing all 10 episodes, showrunning things and clearly steering the direction the show went in. And.. he was fired one week before the show aired.
Disney Sucks Suprising No One
Disney, as usual was vauge about it, with DeMayo himself playing quiet. The most he spoke up was after episdoe 5 , Remember It, to provide some context as to why the episode played out the way it did and what the goal of the show was from his initial pitch, something i'll save for when we get there. Disney apparently didn't like this and stripped his credits for season 2, which he'd already written all of when he was fired. They also barred him from the Emmy's after Remember It was nominated.
Disney CLAIMS it was sexual harassment while DeMayo called bullshit, saying Disney made things hostile and wasn't happy he was a black gay man who wasn't demphasising his queerness, having an only fans and dressing as cyclops. They also apparently didn't like he wanted to adapt stories outright which I don't get but given marvel hasn't been doing that as often, makes sense.
Now as for which side I belviie.. it's Beau. And i'ts not because I like the show: Warren Ellis and Joss WHedon both wrote things I loved and I cut myself off from their work as soon as I learned who they really were this whole time. But Demayo... seems like he's simply outspokenly queer and horny as fuck, which as an adult man is his right. Disney has a history of soft homophobia, trying to quitely cancel the owl house, which backfired horribly, supporting anti gay legslation and generally not allowing protaganists in their shows to be openly gay. They've failed as all it's done is make the bulk of their leads bisexual, which is fantastic as we needed more bi rep anyway, but their history leans towards them being full of shit. Not only that as my good friend Marco pointed out when we talked about this.. Disney waited a LONNNNG time to make these allegations without any proof. So either they covered up sexual harassment to cover their own asses and only revealed it when they were being sued for being shitty, or they tried to remove a queer man's credits for not being their token black stamp of approval like they wanted (Demayo's words) or toning down his queerness and then having the "gall" to actually talk about a show he wrote in a way that didn't disparage the company or reveal why he was fired. Disney did all this because DeMayo talked about the show and had him sign a nda that apparently told him he coudln't that's HIGHLY illegal. Ther'es nothing about Disney's defense that isn't shady as fuck and filmsy as hell and I hope they get sued. The fact their legal team, probably the same one that advised this tactic, tried claming a man couldn't sue for wrongful death over his wife dying of allergies because he signed up for disney+ maybe a week or two before all this dosen't help.
So yeah tldr version: Beau Demayo was most likely wrongfully terminated and Disney once again is trying to screw over a queer creator. Fuck em. Now with that elephant shooed out of the room we can get to the actual series.
Kinetic Strut
While the show keeps the designs and astetic of the original to a point, 97 has style of it's own and i'ts pretty good. I was a bit antsy when I first saw the art style in stills and productoin deisgn, cg puppets instead of traditional animation. I'm not against 3d animation as it can be really gorgeous and sometimes fits better. Fellow reboot that slaps Fairly Odd Parents: A New Wish uses a style similar to the peanuts movie, cgi models but used to mimick stop motion and it rocks. But this style felt cheap.
As it turns out while budget was why they did this it was for good budget reasons: with not the biggest budget it was easier to do action in this style than try to do hand drawn again, while also still keeping the astetic consitant enough to feel like a sequel to the original.
And this pays off: There are moments here or there where the animation feels stiff during dialouge.. but there drops in the bucket of an expressive show and allow the show to just pile on the action set pieces. In the first ep alone we get cyclops using his powers as a parachute, storm turning a desert to glass and using it to shred sentinels into fine pieces, beast hyjacking a sentienel, and our final circut: Gambit charging wolverin'es claws, Logan then bouncing off Morph transfrormed into the blob lik ea trampoline to destroy master mold. And that's just episode 1.
The show delights in letting the mutants really flex, something budget and groundendess only let the films do once or twice, to show just what their capable of. Magneto lifts a giant chunk of the UN into the air to make a point, then tops himself later with a massive emp that's given the scope it deserves, Madline Pryor shows just how deadly her/jeans powers could be by filling Magneto with pieces of a stain glass window, Jean herself later getting to use a whole bowling alley as a weapon, Jubille's future self shows her colorful deadly pinwheels, Rogue gets to go sickhouse on the military using every move from marvel vs capcom she has and we see inside nightcrawlers teleport. It's not all but damn if the show dosen't make our heroes look good, every last one getting a showcase of just what they can do. Morph in paticular gets a fun new gimmick of changing into past characters: While I do wish we saw some of these characters, paticuarlly Magik, in the actual flesh it's a fun way to amp up his moveset and make fighting with him more than pretending to be a mook but suprise he wasn't.
97 has a kintetic strut, a term x-men writer grant morrison used to describe what they wanted for their book new x-men when pitching it. A sense of style that's gorgoeus to watch, fun to have and shows off the characters personalities. Even if not everyone gets a major plot this season, everyone gets to show off and it is glorious.
This applies to the writing too: the show leans into it's comic roots, and rather than try to downplay the goofiness, reminds us why we love it: the costumes are kept as they were (Though we may be getting the New X-Men costumes next season), Things are taken seriously, yet there's still plenty of character based humor, my faviorite being in the second episode, Mutant Liberation Begins when a very Pregnant Maddie/Jean says "it's coming", wolverine gets ready for an attack and then has to be told "The baby you idiot" while he has the most "oh fuck bub" expression on his face. There isn't a ton of humor and it's sparse in the second half as the stakes go all the way up, but it provides nice breaks from the dramatic soap opera that's going on.
So with the shows style out of the way, what's in it. Well before I can tell you that story, I have to cover the original a bit. I won't be recapping every single episode as not every episode is relevant to this show and it's , while a great show, not the one I came here to talk about. If there's intrest, and let me know in the comments, i'd be happy to another day. But for now i'ts just the easiest way to get some informatoin out that's important in 97 so I don't have to say "in the original series" every five sentences.
So...
Previously On X-Men: It's the early 90's and mankind is dealing with their next evolution: Mutants, people who usually at puberty gain super powers ranging from looking like a mole man to "being able to shut down all power on earth when they have a bad enough day". Naturally humanity is handeling this calm, rationally and of course, forming angry racist mobs of frothing bigots.
In this frought time enters the X-Men. They are:
Charles Xavier: Omega Level Telepath, meaning he has no upper limit. The founder of the team. Has less of an accidental god complex here, instead being a kind mentor who took in several mutants with nowhere to go. He can be stern and hard to move but is beloved by most of his students.
Cyclops: OPTIC BLAST! A stoic man raised by xavier to be his perfect soldier and to have a titanium rod jammed up his ass. A good tactician but hard to open up emotoinally. Said Jean a LOT
Jean Grey: Said jean. World class telepath and telkenetic.. in the revivial. In the original she was a decent telepath but mostly got knocked around a lot and got her name said a lot.
Wolverine: The best at what he does. Healing factor, adamantium skeleton given to him by a sketchy program of the canadian goverment, and a bad attitude. Wasn't aloud to drink, smoke or murder but still got the point across that he probably did those things off screen. Bad tempered, impulsive and ready to ride scott's ass at any moment. Metaphorically and literally as the sexual tension is palpable. Has a deep crush on Jean he never fully let go. Got a lot of screen time because
Rogue: A southren belle with the power to steal memory and powers from whoever she touches. Naturally this leaves her desperately wanting a cure or workaround, but spends the rest of her time as a sassy badass. She was once a supervillian, adopted by super terriorist Mystique after she traumatically sent her first kiss into a coma and was thrown out by her dad. Mystique.. wasn't much better, not helped by the fact her wife wasn't allowed to be in the show because lesbians, a ruthless monster in this continuity who gleefully used Rogue to steal the powers of superhero Ms Marvel (Carol Danvers), leaving Rogue stuck with the woman in her head. Charles did his best to partion carol off and try to help both women. She's fun loving, badass and the best.
Gambit: A cajun who can charge any object to blow up real good. A red eyed ladies man who constantly hits on Rogue who turns him down, but is clearly intrested because it was the 90s, though he has no trouble getting women. He has a shadowy past, having worked for a guild of theives and had to run out on his wedding, among other stuff we haven't gotten to, and is cagey about it but loyal to the dream and his new family. He may be snarky as hell and the second most likely to rebel behind logan but he will be there when you need him.
Storm: Has power over the weather and can do pretty much anything with it and knows it. Keeps her emotoins mostly in check as them going out of control could destroy everything around her, but is kind and empathtic. The series didn't do a ton with her apart from a few two parters, but she was memorable and unlike the comics hammy as hell. Allison Court could really belt it out and still can .
Beast: A blue beast man whose attempt to cure his mutation made him into the furry we all know and love. THe face of a hulking brute, the mind of a scholar, Beast has never met a quote he can't blurt out or a villian he can't face kick. He was intended to just be a one and done for season 1, an x-man to get captured and be the center of a trial subplot in season 1. Instead his peformace, general dmeanor and everything was so awesome he was kept on as a main character for the rest of the show.
Jubillee: A feisty teen with the power to make colorful explosions. She joins in the pilot for reasons we'll get to, and due to her birth parents being dead and her step parents being not all that great, she comes to see the x-men as her family. Tends ot get sidelined at times, and is the only one Wolverine really seems to like in the main cast.
Season 1 is seralized, something Fox put a stop to as episodes sometimes woudln't come back on time so the story got scrambled. The season largely deals with the Mutant Control Agency, a goverment subsided group of assholes that ask people to report mutants to them then send giant mutant hunting robots named sentinels to capture and imprison them. Their ran by Henry Peter Gyrinch, a bigoted asshole who was a bigoted pain in the Avengers side in the comics before graduating to running the anti-mutant project wideawake. So really 10/10 nailed it. He is the worst and works with bolivar trask, an inventor who created the sentinels.
The MCA picks up Jubilee because her stepfather dosen't know how to handle her powers and thought this was remotely okay. Her step mom at least is rightfully pissed. Jubes runs away, gets attacked by sentinels and later picked up with them and we get a great excahnge that sums up both series well
Jubille: What'd I eve rdo to you? Gyrinch: you were born.
It's the core of the x-men and why I tilted my head at so many chuds saying "X-MEN WOKE NOW". X-men always was, I won't spend forever debating the obvious, but it was. Last year I covered a storyline where the x-men fought a televangilist and his secret assasians who then tried to shoot them on live television. This isn't new. Not to this series, not to this franchise, fuck off good sir fuck off.
The X-Men meanwhile break into the MCA as they realize both how dangerous they are and how their using the records. This.. dosen't go well. While they do destroy the print records, Beast gets left behind while destroying the digtial ones, and the x-men are attacked by sentinels.. and forced to abandon another. See the pilot added one more member, Morph, a loveable jokester Wolverine was close with who could shapeshift.. and who seemingly died. They were left behind and Wolverine was left devistated. This was meant to mimic the death of thunderbird early in chirs claremonts run, changed to a white guy as executives rightfullyr ealized "maybe having the only native member of the team killed is.. fucking awful?". It was done for the same reason: to raise the stakes and give the illusion anyone on the tam could also go. morph ended up super well loved though and thus lived on. We'll get to that.
For now the X-Men save jubes and bust up the sentinels and the goverment pulls out.. but senator kelly, an anti mutant politican, plans to run for president. Later in the season Gambit, Jubilee and Storm go for a vacation in Genosha, a seemingly welcoming island to mutants.. that instead uses them for slave labors using power nullifying collars. These collars are a neat horrifying addition that are only found in x-men the animated series. Anyways, turns out Genosha also has sentinels, but thankfully our heroes are able to break out thanks to Cable, a freedom fighter from the future whose in the past for reasons that will never be explained as his backstory in the comics was finally flehsed out between seaosns so they just went with that. So he's from the future now.
Things come to the head when Mystique attempts to kill senator kelly. Thankfully our heroes are tipped off about it from Bishop, a man from a dystopian future ruled by the sentinels who took way too long to realize their the baddies and with help from Forge, a mutant who can make any invention he can think of, comes back to our time. Bishop would return a few times to help our heroes, almost causing an apocalypse till cable sets him right in the stellar "Time Fugitives" two parter, and going from an uneasy ally of the x-men to one of of their closest.
Sadly this dosen't stop Senator Kelly whose more radicalized than ever, and is easily recurited by Trask. Unforutnately for Kelly turns out the Sentinels evolved a mind of their own, with master mold realizing the obvious thing Trask and Gyrinch couldn't: Mutants.. are still human. Granted they decide to do this by conquering humanity by replacing their elected officals with robots
But the x-men save them and Kelly is an ally of there's for the rest of the series and the only one of his incarnations I can think of that really gets to reform and not die for it. Granted he'll make some huge mistkaes in 97 but for the rest of TAS he's a staunch ally of our heroes if only seen occasionally. His biggest role was exonerating beast.
During the season the x-men would also encounter a nother major player for this series and the next and my faviorite Mutant, Magneto, master of magnet. He tried to free beast during his incarceration but Beast refused wanting his day in court and soon fought the x-men. For the rest of the series he's more of a wild card: He will fight the x-men but usually for some good reason or what he thinks is a good reason. Magneto fights to secure a future for his people like the x-men do, but knows sometimes the peaceful route may not be the most paltable. That isn't to say he dosen't make mistakes ,he tries to hyjack a nuclear plant early on and has a habit of trusting the wrong people in some of his later ventures we'll get to, but he's for the most part a noble man.
The other major threat is Apocalypse, Mystiques boss in this incarnation and rather than a social darwanist, he's an immortal monster planning to conquer earth. He's hammy, terrifying and hard to put down adn it takes four seasons for our heroes to finally beat him, the x-men only surviving one encounter because Cable went back to save them. They finally seemingly beat him in the massive intended series finale beyond good and evil, only for him to use the body of greasy buttcrack pooflap fabian cortez to escape death. He'll.. be back but won't appear in the main story of this season.
So with season 2 our heroes get two more big bads to tussle with. The first is Mr Sinsiter, a creepy genetscit from the 18th centruy who hoped to help his wife life.. and she did.. but at a cost and at the cost of several mutants lives. Sinister went from a man who genuinely had good intentions if horrifying methods and was shuned by society as a charlatin, to a horrifying monster who wanted to perfect mutantkind no matter the cost. Our heroes fought him primarily in season 2, as he lured Xavier and Magneto away to the savage land, a patch of anartica that still has dinosaurs and also some mutants magneto made out of the natives there that still hasn't been properly explained. In the comics he just wanted more minons because prior to the 80's magneto was a pretty standard mustache twirling super villian and it was adapted here because
While Xavier and Magneto have a savage land vacation, Sinister sends a devistating weapon against our x-men: Morph. Brainwashed by sinister, Morphs resetmment over seemingly being left for dead and rescued by sinister is amplified and he nearly destroys the x-men. He also fake marries scott and jean. They get married for realizes a few season later. I assume it was a network thing who knows.
The x-men are able to stop him, and he runs away. They eventually are lured to the arctic by sinister at the end of the season and despite being stripped of their powers at first eventually win. MOrph however decides to stay away out of guilt. He eventually doe smostly recover with the help of dr moria mactaggert but after an encounter by a leftover master mold that isn't remotely explained in this series but 97 reveals trask and gyrinch built backups, realizes he's not ready and stays away again till the finale.
The other big bad for season 2 is Graydon Creed head of the friends of humanity, a group of bigots who in the comics lasted about a few years but here become a major thorn in the heroes side for a season. Our heroes CAN punch them but it dosen't quite solve the issue and Graydon is clever using fake mutant attacks, doctored footage and other creepily realistic tactics. Their eventually beaten down for now when it's revealed Graydon himself.. is the son of a mutant, Wolverine's arch enemy sabertooth, distablising the movement when he has a breakdown just seeing a hologram of the guy.
Season 3 is mostly taken up by two big five part serials adapting two of the x-men's biggest stories: The Phoenix Saga and the Dark Phoenix Saga
The Phoenix Saga has the x-men forced to hyjack a space craft to save it from Eric the Red, a mysterious alien meance who stalks the team. They save it.. but Jean's forced to nearly sacrifice herlsef to shield them from the cosmic rays on the way home. She gets contacted by Phoenix, in this continuity a powerful entity and guardian of reality itself and specifically the M'Kran Crystal, a powerful gem that can alter reality and that the emproror of the massive shiar empire D'Ken plans to use to become a god.
To stop him his sister Lilandra has been telepahticly dming xavier and he likes what he hears. She quickly gets kidnapped by the Juggernaut bitch and after dealing with him the x-men head into space and battle a legally distinct version of the legion of superheroes before defeating D'Ken. Along the way Scott meets his daddy guy: he'd assumed he was orphaned but instead his dad had been stranded in space, his mom had been killed and daddy instead became space pirate corsair. Whiel the two roughlyr econciled, it left Scott with a LOT of abandoment issues that will be important soon.
For the Dark Phoenix Saga phoenix did her job.. but won't leave jean, wanting to experince everything.. and leading her into the clutches of the hellfire club, called the inner circle here but since we're not having to get past fox censors hellfire club it is. They plan to add jean to their membership, but instead their member masterminds manipulations cause phoenix to go insane and take out an uninhabited, in this continuity, solar system. Lilandra comes to kill her before that happens again, the x-men end up fighting her in a trial by combat, and phoenix sacrifies herself for jean.
Season 4 is, thankfully mostly one offs but a few important events happen: The biggest involve our boy magneto: Magneto goes absolutely through it this season. He first decides
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And creates a giant asteroid, asteroid m for everyone to live on inviting all mutants. The goverment is dicey about this while mutantkind is ready to pack up and get the fuck out of a world that hates and fears them. He goes the extra mile and frees Genosha something the x-men honestly should've worked on sooner. In the comics at least they simply didn't have the resources when they first found out and had a possible legal avenue to beat them theyw ere waiting on. Then when captured.. simply tore up the place because at that point why not. Here it smacks of the writers genuinely forgot it existed till this two parter.
Sadly the dream dies as one of his liteutants is greasy buttcrack pooflap fabian cortez, who betrays him and tries to conquer earth. This gets the asteroid shot down and the dream dies.
And because God somehow hadn't kicked Erik in the crotch enough what with surviving the holocaust, loosing his wife, loosing his utopia and mankinds general pettiness, he finds out his deceased wife fled because she was scared of him.. while pregannt with his two kids, The Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. And neither want anything to do with him when they find out.
So while Magneto gets ready for depression, Bishop prevents a dystopian alternate timeline where xavier was killed with the help of wolverine and storm from an alternate timeline. There 50's trip leaves a sliver of nimrod, a powerful sentinel with a less than ideal name, which will again be important later.
The X-Men also make a lifelong friend this season: Nightcrawler. While on a ski vacation, Wolverine, Rogue, Gambit and Jubilee end up at a nearbye monistary after hearing reports of a monster, figuring there was a mutant in distress. It's there they meet one of my faviorite mutants Kurt Wagner, aka Nightcrawler, a former circus star who found home and peace in religion and is a kind, thoughtful man. Despite Wolverine's doubts and issues with religion, he quickly befriends kurt, helps defend him from a racist and in general the two hit it off.
He soon finds another connection in Rogue in his next and final apperance for this series: Bloodlines. It's there his tangly family tree from the comics is laid out: he's the son of mystique and a baron of some sort, though we can probably saftely say like the current comics it might actually be destiny and mystique herself, be gay do crimes incarnate and something we'll get to later this month. She is however bi and had Graydon with sabertooth so being a racist and in hot water with his hate group, Graydon tries to kill his whole family. Heartbreakingly kurt genuinely TRIES to reach Graydon but can't get past his hatred and bigotry and leaves him to his fate.. left on Sabertooth's porch. Somehow he survivies this. The upside though is Rogue gladly embraces her new stepbrother and vice versa something the show didn't have time or budget to do more with but 97 will.
Finally the x-men invade a goverment base because one of there x members girlfriend joined a goverment team of mutants, x-factor and instead of calling him or anything left making it look like the kidnapped her. The important part is that X-Factor is, as it was at the time in the ocmics, headed by Forge's present day counterpart who will be important in the next show.
Season 5, the final season, is thankfully short, only 13 episodes they weren't expecting, so there's only a few episodes I haven't touched on of importance. We find out captain america met wolverine once and has returned from the time vortex he was stuck in in spider-man the animated series.
More importantly, Magneto is depresed: The failure of his utopia, his kids not wanting to talk to him and presumibly the shame of having trusted apocalypse for more than one second have left him out of it. It's only when Beast comes for help with an alien invasion that already got the rest of the x-men and pietro that he agrees to help. And doing so nets him someKarma as while it sadly dosen't come up in 97, Pietro warmly acccepts his dad back.
The final episode, and thankful end of this recap, comes to us with Graduation Day: Xavier is doing a confrence for mutants when an off model Gyrinch shows up and shoots him with a weapon intended to kill mutants. It both outs charles to the world, only 5 years before he'd be outed as a mutant in the comics, and leaves him on deaths door. The X-Men try to contact the shiar but are having trouble with that. Morph returns to play charles to help but his possible death has lead tensions to boil over worldwide. In this chaos a bunch of mutants beg magneto to lead them and while with his past failures in mind he rejects them at first.. he can't turn his people away.
Eventually the x-men find a solution but it's going to be a hard sell: Magneto MIGHT be able to keep charles alive long enough but he has to abandon his army, his finally getting what he watns. And unsuprisingly for the love of his life.. he does. He leaves to save chaarles and the shiar are able to save him. Charles gives each x-man some tender parting words and departs with his space girlfriend to hopefully not die, his fate left ambigious.
So that's where we left off: Charles is in space and thought dead to the world, Magneto is in a less nefarious place but still himself and Morph has rejoind the team. So ... one year later... and a bunch more in real time...
New Episodes, New Era
We can finally talk about the plot of 97 which thankfully won't take as long before I can dive into the show proper.
97 begins one year after the finale and a few things ahve changed: Morph has switched from his old design, a generic white guy, to a new one, a pale mostly featureless face that debuted in age of apocalypse and was used for the longrunning alternate universe series exiles version of the character, who combined the two to create something awesome.
The bigger change is Jean is pregnant, with a lot of tension coming from Charles death and Cyclops riding everyone even harder than usual.
The series properly kicks off with the rescue of Roberto DeCosta, one of my faviorite mutants making his debut to this continuity, a spoiled rich kid who dosen't comprehend racists don't want his money and whose saved by the x-men. He's hiding his gift because he assumes his parents will reject him but ends up hanging around the mansion occasoinaly as he finds Jubilee super hot.
His captors are the friends of humanity who now have access to both the nullifer collars and power gloves based on sentinel tech, their so bad. Jean invades Gyrinch's mind to get info after he naturaly refuses to cooperate and gets both some haunting foresahdwoing for what's to come and a location for Trask. After a dope as hell fight, the x-men beat trask, solidfiying their partnership with UN Head and xavier ally we're just learning about now Valarie Cooper. In the comics val was a goverment liason, intitally working on project wideawake and with myistques team , who sold out to the goverment as freedom force. When that failed she became head of x-factor and is pretty neat all things considered.
Cyke and jean prepare to leave the x-men, to wolverine's disgust and jubilee's worry.. but this gets put on hold when the x-men get an univited guest: Magneto who got sent a copy of Charles last will and testemant:
"Everything he built now belongs to me"
Foxy Grandpa does do his best to take the role seriously: While he's still himself, battering some friends of humanity who captured the x-mens sewer pals the morlocks (they refused the x-mens offer to live at the insittute), but not killing a one, and being arrogant as hell just kinda.. assumign the x-men should accept him after fighting them once or twice, he does try, getting the morlocks sent to genosha which is close to getting recognized as a nation state again and is now ran by mutants. Cyclops is grumpy about both his dad seemingly not trusting him and this whole thing and refuses to leave right away.
This is good timing as the UN arrive to arrest magneto. He willingly complies and most of the x-men go to his trial. His trial.. then gets january 6thed.. not even subtly as they plan to kill the un court for even giving him a trial. Magneto was doing well mind as he pointed out he never acted in outright agression only in defense of his poeple. The x-men fight this but have to face the x-cutioner, a foh member who put on a costume and rants about how "MUTANTS COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME BUT YOU DON'T HERE ME WHINING. YOUR SO WHINY. SO WHAT IF WE TRIED TO KILL YOU STOP WHINING"
Thankfully morph shuts him up but Rogue and Cyclops have to leave as the doctor as jeans in labor and Rogue has to do it since the doctor is an idiot and won't treat her. While it's because of her powers... she could do a LOT more damage not sedated and in a lobby than she could do in an operating room you ass.
The baby, little Nathan Charles Summers, comes out just fine.. but the UN Meeting ends badly. Trying to protect him storm dives infront of X-Cutioners gun, a special one he made using the collars.. that removes her powers. This pisses off Magneto entirely and he lifts the un court and the asshole into the air, making a damn good speech
Bigot, ingrate, sycophant, worm. So small I could smite you with a step. (he holds his boot over the X-Cutioner's face) There was a time I would smite you all for what was done to Storm. (pulls his foot back) But today, I have saved you from your own, for an old friend has challenged me to remember this view of Earth. How vast it is versus how small we make it. Charles Xavier entrusted me with his dream, and it does not ask you to love or embrace my kind as your own, but merely to accept that this is a shared world with a common future, and that my kind, like yours, have the right to live in it. I am trying to be better. Please...do not make me let you down...
Sadly they will.. but for now he's exonerated and Cyclops plans to leave, live a normal life trusting the x-men to Magneto. Storm also decides to leave, leaving only a note for Jean. With no clear way to get her powers back and no idea who she is anymore, Ororo leaves. And her timing couldn't be worse as on the x-mens doorstep.. another jean arrives.
Turns out this is the REAL jean. The Jean we've been following is a clone, later called Madlyn Pryor who comics fans saw a coming as she got an action figure. The x-men.. are dicks about this all backing away and not getting that maybe Maddie didn't know she was a clone and Scott's refusal to help her just causes her to storm off. Beast finds out too late who made Maddie: Mr Sinister, who quickly hyjacks her and has her turn the place into a murder house, a nice workaround to adpating the inferno storyline. I"ll talk more about how this series adapted various stories in a bit. For now it's a smokescreen to take baby Nathan who Mr Sinister pumps full of a technoorganic virus to make him indestructable. They follow and have a fight with maddie that's cinematic as hell but goes poorly for them as unlike jean she isn't holding back. Jean however wakes up and visits her soul sister, who has all her memories, and convinces her to back down. They save nathan but sadly in saving him he's stuck with the virus killing him as Sinister leaves.
Thankfully Bishop's been here the whole time. I haven't mentioned it as they never reallye xplain why he's staraneded in the past, when he joined, or any of that and he dosen't really contribute to the plot outside this episode. HIs time jump can take the two of them.. but just them and only one way. Cyclops refuses not wanting ot turn out like his dad... but like his dad has no real say in it and Maddie says goodbye to her son as he flies into the future. She leaves to go find herself and the x-men are left pretty torn up.
So next episode, we'll get to this ones stinger in a moment, is a two in one, two 11 minute episodes, as Jubilee turns 18.. and is bummed by both all the change going on and Magneto refusing to let her celebrate. She gets sucked into a video game by Mojo, a grogesque blob of a man whose naturally a network executive who fought the x-men twice before and wants to make jubes a star. The episode is a fun breezy break between two pretty heavy episodes, and mostly serves to let Jubes realize she dosen't need to fear change after meeting her beta test version, absycca, voiced by he roriginal va. She and sunspot also kiss and likely do much much more.
So leaving the lovebirds alone, we go to a diffrent pair of them: at the end of the previous episode Forge found storm and offered to restore her powers, leading into Lifedeath, an adaptation of the same story from the comics. The two work on it with their efforts seemingly not working.. but the two get along quite well, horse riding and other stuff. We also get to know Forge better: he was an inventor, worked with the goverment, is chynene, and we even get to know his name. We also get his name later, Daniel Lone Eagle, which somehow is the first time he's had a non code name in the history of the character and is one Chris Claremont came up with but never used. Nice.
That goverment past bites him as he eventually reveals the truth to a horrified Storm: he created the neturalizer tech: he quit over it, not wanting to do more and sought her out. Naturally she's pissed the man she's slowly fell in love with lied to her and tries to flee.. but instead encounters a demon. Which is normal for the x-men in the comics but a complete 180 here. We'll get back to this.
So we've come to the gamechanger for the series: Remember It. Most of the episode plays out normally as Gambit Rogue and Mags head to genosha now a mutant paradise resembling krakoa from the comics: a council of familiar faces running it (Former enemies sebastian shaw and emma frost from the hellfire club and longtime allies Moria Mactagert, her boyfriend Banshee , Maddie and Nightcrawler), propserity and music all around. Rogue is enchanted while Gambit is mor esupscious of the hiked prices.
But bigger thigns errupt: a love triangle has grown between the three as Rogue used to date magneto and is tempted to go back to him while Gambit has been buthurt about their attractoin and apparently private time all season. This comes to a head as Magneto is offered a seat at the table by the council: he's a big deal, has made more peaceful strides lately, and all of mutantkind respects him. He agrees.. but wants Rogue to be his queen. an offer she's considering turning down based on how creepy it is, but he makes a solid offer not just to get in her pants but in wanting her in this role.
Gambit and Rogue have things out over it, and Rogue seemingly chooses erik. Their not the only ones having relationship drama as we see Cyclops have a psychic convo with Maddie... only for themt o make out and Jean to interrupt. Whoops. Yeah Jean is insecnsed Cyclops was making out with, and these are her exact words "My clone"
I mean she's not wrong to be hurt but she not only nearly made out with logan before this, having experinced HOW rich his feelings where when she woke up, but Scott points out he and Maddy did share a child and othe rexperinces. He could've.. not gotten implicitly back together with Jean but still. Point is everybody done fucked up.
So far so normal x drama.. until they have a gala. Rogue and Magneto have an erotic dance, Gambit perpares to leave and maddie goes outside to find Cable, screaming for her to run and being pulled back by time before he can do anything. She realizes he's nathan.
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And then.. dies in a flash of bright light. The Sentinels have arrived, specifically a massive three headed tri sentinel spitting out more. Mutants die left and right as our x-men and those aroudn them try their damndest once they come to. IN a blink of an eye the world changes: Genosha is left destroyed, thousands die including named characters with Maddie, Sebastian Shaw and Banshee all biting it and Archangel and others left with an uncertain fate. It's a true nightmare , modeling itlsef afte rthe feelings Beau Demayo had after 9/11 and the pulse nightclub shootings. I'll dive into it more in a bit, but needless to say it's horrifying to watch, you canot turn away and this episode got an emmy for a reason.
In the melee, Magneto tries his best even whipping a sentinel with a bullet train, so badass but seemingly dies protecting the morlocks. With our heroes beaten and more to die Gambit gets kidnapped by one which jams some rebarr in him. With one final push of all he has left Gambit lights the thing up... and gives his last words, quitely, cooly and definatly
"The Names Gambit, Remember It"
The Sentinel explodes.. and Remy is left dead, Rogue devistated after realizing who she wanted all too late. The x-men have lost a member, mutantkind has lost a home and things will never be the same.
This was the intention: the first half is more buisness as usual but still updated and slick.. and the second... changes everything in a way there's no going back from, largely being one contiained story.
Before we tackle that though back to Storm, who we'll tackle first as Lifedeath Part 2 deals with her and another face who left the x-men. The Demon is the adversary. In the comic, he's an ancient evil trickster god. Here she's a less impressive but still terrifying and memorable demon who feeds on fear. She reveals part of why Storm's powers haven't kicked back in is fear: fear of being a mutant again, her secret hope of WANTING ot be normal. Storm must face these fears, going into a damp tunnel to save a poisoned forge facing advesary. Storm beats it as she would: by admitting to hserlf she did want to be human and escape, accepting her mutant side for what it is and that she can't repress it and frying the bitch, escaping, saving Forge and forgiving him, dawning her first and one of her most iconci outfits in the process.. and growing her hair back because she can do that now. She and forge plan to take a vacation still, since while Storm is an x-man... she could use the break with her new beau. It's then.. she gets news of Genosha.. and everything's shattered. her family needs her and Forge is right with her. This story was taking place right after Remember It For most of the time.
So winding back the b story for this episode follows Charles.. as he's abrubtly revealed to be alive in space. Now to me whose familiar with the comics, this is just tuesday. But to many a casual fan, including my friend Jess I watched this with, they were thrown off and understandably so. The series acts like charles is dead up to this point, that maybe the shiar stuff didn't work and never mentions the shiar. THere's no hint to this so it feels out of nowhere.
Thankfully the story itself is decent: Lilandra wants to make Charles her consort but even here he faces racisim and her jealous sister blackbird who wants the throne wants him to mindwipe himself of the x-men. He reluctantly agrees: he can't move the captial to eartha nd should try to think for himself, adding tension for us as we know hwo bad things have gone. Thankfully.. he can't do it which Deathbird figured adn tries to do a coup. But in an awesome moment Charles refuses: no more bloodshed. He gives an awesome lecture on colonalism, something the empires powered on and has a decent shot at reforming it.. but like Storm... life wont' let him have peace; he gets a psychic death call reciting one of my faviorite lines from the comics
So xaiver must leave the love of his life as his children.. need him.
And after all this we find out someone.. sinister is involved.
So onto our finale lead in bright eyes It's a week or two later: the us isn't helping refugees, tensions are high and the x-men visit genosha, with a spectre of war hanging above them. With Jubes encouragment Roberto realizes he could die easliy and comes out to his parents who accept him.. but want him to keep it hidden.
Meanwhile the x-men visit Genosha with Jean feeling guilt over maddie's death and the x-men only able to find emma. Any othe rsurvivors are gone. While this goes on the rest of the x-men have Gambit's heartbreaking funeral, with Nightcrawler naturally serving as preist and one notable absence: Rogue is missing. Rogue is on the warparth tearing apart the miltiary to find Gyrinch and tear apart those who took remy from hern. Captain America TRIES to get her to back down... but his whole "lets wiat and do it proper" bullshit gets his shield understandably thrown into the distance.
She finds Gyrnch and absorbs his memories, having gotten far less forgiving and far more vindcitive and understandably so. The X-Men find her after this and Kurt gets her to greive.
The x-men, minus jubes and berto, reunite, finding trask who reveals whose behind this: OZT, aka Operatoin Zero Tolerance, a secret anti goverment group ran by bastion, a creepily monotone man in pink who plans to out xaviers survival and almost space marriage to the world. And he has much more dastardly plans than shaving magneto while he sings one eyed one horned flying purple people eater: Rogue lets trask slip, horrifying her frineds.. but he gets up. Bastion has turned willing volunteers and unsuspecting civlians into omega sentineals, unstoppable killing machines with the x-men barely able to put down ONE before a group swarm them. Thankfully cable arrives and saves them and lets them know not only is bastion worse than they can imagnie but this gets so much worse.
So next episode Rogue is left in a coma after that right and Cable is rallying the x-men, woh are under fire for the xavier thing. So they split up: Cyclops, Jean and Cable have an awkard family reunion as they go to investigate Bastions mom, while Wolverine, Beast, Nightcrawler (now part of the team) and Morph stay behind. Jubes is with Roberto getting pissy with his mom.
It's reveald Val Cooper, who was at the massacre but wasnt' expecting what happened, is alive and Bastion explains his evil plan: he created the omegas using sinisters virus, Nathan being his payment. He's had help from various other figures outside the un specificaly Doctor Doom and Baron Zemo, both of whom aren't happy with the genocide. Bastin's non plussed as he has a plan.. and a plan to get rid of the x-men. he activates ALL the omegas.
This happens as our heroes get Bastion's backstory: a bit of nimrod goo got into his father in the 50s, and his mom raised him knowing he was diffrent. And having sentinel programming in his head the poor boy became the bastard we know.. and made his own mom a sentinel. They attack the x-men at all three palces they are: bastion's hometown, the mansion as trish tilby, a reporter into hank also turns out to be one, and at the mall... again. Jubes really needs to lay off malls and swears them off. Good for her.
Things don't go great. Cyclops and Jean are barely able to survive their army, the mansion is torched to ruins though Rogue is kept safe by the remaning x-men, and Jubes and Sunspot are handed off to an omega sentinel playing nice by Roberto's mother, shattering the poor guy.
Having enough Valarie freed magneot nd declaring something chilling
"Magneto was right"
He awakens.. and blacks out the world with a massive emp. While this saves the x-men and countless others it's also, as Logan correctly figured, a declaration of war. Just as Morph misses xavier, Charlie arrives.
Thankfully Charles Xavier also arrives.
The x-men all regroup with Storm and Forge rescuing Jubilee and Sunspot. While most are willing to at least tolerate charles Cyclops, while willing to put up with him, is pissed, wanting to know why he left magneto and somehow blaming charles leaving magneto for Magneto's emp.
Thankfully we don't have time for Scott's daddy issues, but we do have time for Charles' as Magneto approaches, rising asteroid m from the sea and making it clear that yes, war were declared. He TRIED it the nice way, genuinely gave it his all.. and humanity responded with a genocide they fetered over and ignored> he's done and invited any other x-men who are done to join him while he waits for his emp to kill everything: in 48 hours it's going end everything.
And shockingly .. two x-men do. Rogue goes with him, pissed at Remy's death and the goverment's half assed response not helping, and Sunspot, while not really an x-men yet, joins too, pissed his mom left him.
So the x-men regroup at muir island, their backup base at some point offscreen and put on some new/old costumes while getting ready for war, with the exception of Storm who was way ahead of them and Jubilee who switched to her 2010's outfit last episode: Cyclops and Jean put on their 70's costume, wolverine his 80's john byrne designed brown suit, morph some generic outfit, beast er.. same as he ever was, and Cable gets his late 90's outfit wether he wants the thing or not.
So with Magneto declaring war and Bastion still a threat to be dealt with the x-men split into blue and gold teams. Cyclops blue team of himself, charles, Wolverine, and Jubilee will go deal with Magneto and friends, while Storm's Gold Team of her, Jean, Morph, Beast, Forge and Cable to go to bastion island and stop him using a modified nulifier collar.
Both plans go south: While Gold team intially makes a splash and does well storm and forge are eventually shot down, and while Jean beats the shit out of sinister for both her and Maddie, he hyjacks Cable as Beast apparently didn't think "Maybe we take just a second to check the guy who was in sinisters grasp as a baby for gene traps", with the rest of the team held down in bastion's power.
On Asteroid M things go considerably better despite the smaller team. Charle's plan of "Let me talk to my boyfriend we'll sort it out".. fails as you know.. when has that EVER worked with him Chuck? Especially after a mass genocide. A fight breaks out and the x-men do manage to beat magneto... but jean lets out a psychic scream that alerts Cyclops who fucks up and stops wolverine and charles from winning. This allows magento to just plunk his helment on charles, since it now has the psychic blocking thing from the movies and works both ways and rips the metal out of wolverine's skeleton.
Part 3 begins and Charles has escaped the helmet and is now tearing Magneto's mind apart, having used him to restore power to earth. But unlike the comics not wanting his friend's mind to end up broken to pieces goes inside it while the rest of the x-men wait outside, having patched up things best they could.
Back on Bastion's Island, Jean reconnects with the phoenix somehow, and uses this handy deus ex machina to Collar bastion, restoring his army of prime sentinels that just woke up and what punched spider-man and a bunch of other cameos to comaland where they can hopefully be helped. She reduces sinister to a shrivled husk, removing all the mutant dna tha tkept him young. As Morph basks in that the x-men have other issues: The goverment was giving xavier time to resolve this.. but decide to be their dickish selves, with only Captain Ameirca and Black Panther wondering if this is a stupid idea. It was and the misles instead knock it's engines off.. and Bastion, being pissed and vengeful decides fuck it i'll just murder you all! So Cyclops, Jean, Storm , Morph and BEast head up to join them, Cable sticking around to keep an eye on things and on forge whose in no shape to go with them.
A fucking glorious final battle enseus as Bastion takes his final form, Rogue beats the shit out of him for Remy, and Roberto formally becomes sunspot and kicks the fuck out of him. The team eventually beats him and Scott, wanting to make up for how Bastion could've bene one of them as Xavier tried to reach out, tries to reach out a hand. Bastion laughs at this and dies and the x-men unite all their powers to try and stop the meteor from hitting earth. But while they do their best.. only one of them can do it, with Charles convincing magneto he can let go of his pain, his anger and hurt and do the right thing. So with a hearty MAGNETO LIVES, the x-men save the world.. and vanish.
6 months later and Forge is operating out of what's left of the mansion. Cable, Jubilee and Sunspot, who weren't on the meteor at the time , all scattered and Forge is trying to build a new x-men out of whose left avaliable. Before he can though, Bishop shows up. While Forge is suspcious as apparently he didn't read the x-mens files , Bishop knowing his real name helps calm him down.. as does some Info. The X-Men aren't dead. It's not where they are but when. They've somehow bene scattered in time by some third party and Forge might want to keep his board out as it might take a new x-men team to find them.
For now we find out where almost everyone ended up: Cyclops and Jean end up in the distant future where they find nathan, as he and bishop got seperated over time. Storm, Wolverine and Morph are MIA, likely in their own group we'll find out about next season. And the rest of the group end up in ancient egypt, saving a young mutant. En Sabur Nur... aka... APOCALYPSE.
And if that wasn't omnious enough in the remains of Genosha, the modern day Apocalypse has returned... remarking on so much pain his children.. so much.. death.. and as he says that.. he picks up a playing card.
And with that omnious teaser for next season, we can finally fully dig into this one.
Hated and Feared
X-Men as an allegory can be frought. It works most of the time as it's easier to get a book about mutants trying to survivie hate and fear than queer people and in modern day many a mutant is queer, going all the way back to Chris Claremont not so subtly making Mystique and Destiny wives and only not saying it outright because the EIC didn't want gay people refrenced. Chris Claremont used it brilliantly in god loves man kills by using Nightcrawler to perfectly speak against the bigoted revered stryker, with kitty pryde
Other times.. it's get tricky like the Legacy Virus, a transparent metaphor for AIDS that no actaul gay people were affected by, Kitty Pryde calling two seperate black people the N-Word to equate mutant racisim to real world racism and that time Wolfsbane was beaten to death for "Hiding" she was a mutant in a clear trans allegory. The mutant metaphor is lovely and can be used awesomely and Chris Claremont was right to expand it... but some writers don't know how the hell to be subtle.
Beau Demayo however tackles it well not hiding from it but treating it realistically: the bigotry isn't just howling assholes in the streets but often the passive bigotry seen all the time, the small steps that make life hard. The big rioting assholes in the street exist, guys like Bastion plotting genocide exist.. but so do people like the doctor Jean turned to to give birth only to refuse simply because "a mutant could hurt people", again not thinking of the lives that could be hurt or the life that could be lost if the delivery wasnt' done right. The kind who'd turn someone away. You have President Kelly who on paper is a friend to mutants.. but when push comes to shove will sacrifice them to save himself and in doing so nearly doom us all. And you have Trish Tilby, who keeps pressing Cyclops when he tries talking about nathan and when he reveals the whole weird story, then goes off on her when she talks about how muants are hard for "normal people" to relate to.. when Cyclops TRIED being normal and lost his son for it through no fault of his own, but because of a mad man who decided to kidnap his son.
And of course the center of this kind of racisim.. is the DeCostas. Roberto is panicked, afraid to reveal who he is or really trainup his powers, only doing so as a gift for Jubilee. And when he finally reveals it.. they seem accepting.. but then refused to have him come out publicly. IT's this casual bigory the kind that could see you cast out just for who you ar, that 97 captures so well.
The more overt stuff still hits well from Magneto's booming speech to the un, making a simple powerful statment in the middle of the speech "What must we do to be good enough? is this the high road's destination?" how poeple who geninely try to do good or help people or help their own get stomped on just for trying ot do it the way society wants them.
It also gets into the systems: Bastion gets a ways do to his powers.. but also do to the system. We see him off center two episodes before his introduction in one of forge's photos, OZT has heads of state and the head of the UN herself in it's pocket. While Humanity is trying to be more accepting at the start of 97 far too many are willing to turn their backs when it's no longer convient. Far too many were willing to give a mad man the keys to genocide then act shocked when he uses them.
When the Genoshian Genocide happens, it's not quick like the comics. It was done quick there to belay it's speed and horror.. in an instant millions die, and the x-men could do nothing, Cassandra Nova, who did it in the comics, having already pulled the trigger before Cyclops and Wolverine could break free.
Here it's still fast and painful.. but we see it from the ground. Gambit waking up dizzy to impromptu triage, several mutants dead or injured. It's not as fast or instant.. but that makes it worse. The X-Men are there.. but they can't do anything. One is captured and broken by the events while another dies stopping it. We feel how powerless our heroes are two of them some of the strongest the x-men has. Rogues next apperance has her easily tear through the military like butter.. which makes it all the more heartning knowing two episodes ago she couldn't stop this. She tried, Erik tried, Remy tried.. but none of them could stop this.
Yet people ina merica... brush it off, refusing refugees, Kelly acting like the x-men have to fix optics after the xavier reveal is more important. It's all too realistic. As Val Cooper notes in her speech humanity says "that's terrible" then moves on with their day. It's not happening here, it's not happening to "Us". Things like the isreal hamas war or the invasion of the ukraine are known to us and some try to rally to end the bloodshed.. but we also tune it out because it's too hard to take. Or worse just don't care. Around the same time these episodes aired, you eerily have senators declaring "there are no civlians" in Gaza, that a goverment is their people when that's never the case. This series calls out that kind of easy thought, that it's easy to other people and put your surivvial above theirs, yoru wants above theres and the series.. offers no easy answers. It champions for hope, for compasion, that it's better ot fight for a better tommorow than lash out.. but dosen't make that fight easier: Remy dies for it, Magneto and Rogue both turn away from it, and the x-men nearly die for it as a whole trying to save a humanity who was all too happy to sell them out.
It's a good message though.. that we don't have to be "fuck you got mine" or bigots... that it's worth fighting for a better tommorow even though it's hard and while a world of pure peace and tolerance is a dream.. it's a dream worth trying to make real. To get as close to it as we can. We may suck.. but we CAN be better. All the bigots in x-men show us at our worst, our pettist.. but the x-men are our better, fine people who fight hard to protect a world that hates and fears them that sold them out simply because letting innocent people die, is something they can't fathom. That the world isn't so broken they can't fix it in ways. That even when the dream seemingly dies with everything they find out.. they fight on. For tommorow.
From the Pages of Marvel Comics
One of 97's other great strengths is adaptation, and it's something i've been chomping to the bit to talk about. Like most superhero adaptations, 97 takes the best parts of the comics then streamlines it down. The Civil War adaptation for instance left out Iron Man's many, MANY war crimes and bits of petty dickery in favor of honoring the spirit of two heroes and close friends reaching an impass over an issue neither is entirely in the right over. Black Panther uses some of the broad strokes of killmongers arcs from his original debut and the Christphoer Preist run, but refashions him to ask serious questions about Wakanda's habit of isolationsim. It's fine with me to pick and choose what works best as some things are just harder to adapt. Even Invincible, a pretty close adaptation to the original, changes a lot to update the work to better fit the modern day rather than the early 2000's it started in, diversifying the cast, giving debbie, amber and eve more agency, all good stuff.
What I like about 97 though is it does this.. but still adapts the stories for more than parts, something that's rareer. The original usually used the parts approach, x-men continuity is both lovely and terrifyingly complicated and some things were added as they were just being brought up in the ocmics, but a few bigger stories like the Phoenix Saga, the Dark Phoenix Saga, the Proteus arc, or days of future past got a full adaptation.
So the crew of 97 ran with that: the bulk of the season is an adaptation. The season adapts Trial of Magneto, Lifedeath, Inferno, Endgame (X-Factor 65-68), The Crunch Conundrum (Wolverine 51-53), Fall of the Mutants, E is For Extinction, Operation Zero Tolerance, and Fatal Attractions. Some are used more for parts, but most of these stories get fully adapted in some way shape or form, simply streamlining it.
These are also the kinds of stories that take advantage of the fact 97.. already has a fully fleshed out universe to play with. As the long recap shows, they had a LOT of table setting already done in the original and thus could jump into stories that would take a movie or two to set up. It'd be hard to do a story about Jean Grey's clone when you don't know jean first or care about the fall of genosha without being invested in whose on the island. With 5 seasons to go off, 97 is pre loaded with most of the setup needed for these stories and thus can do them justice, while still streamlining them to fit in their limited runtime.
So i'm going to break down these adaptations best I can. I won't be doing so for Endgame as it really only adapts Scott sending his son into the future and I barley remember it and the Cosmic Crunch Condndrum as I haven't read that yet and would like to read the rest of hama's run leading up to it.
Trial of Magneto: This one is way better than the original. THe Original had a good concept, put magneto on trial, have the x-men deal with a false flag attack in the background. But it gets cluttered fast: Magneto has reformed but while they try to play the defense that, because he was literally reborn after he was regressed to an infant then aged up by a mutant he what made, he was a diffrent person and those exempt from all his crimes minus blowing up a russian submarine. Problem is comics mags.. has way more baggage as pre chris claremont and early into claremont's run he was a pretty standard villian, plotting, scheming and making his daughter dance for him because he didn't know it was his daughter which I wish I could forget about and now so will you. So they kinda have to use the insane defense they do and his speech, while well done, comes off slightly more hollow: he does want to change.. but it's not really a kangaroo court like in the show.
He also gets attacked by the Fernis Twins, incest nazi nepo babies, who use aformentioned false flag attack as a smokescreen so they can attack the hauge and get revenge on magneto for killing nazis. Chris Claremont is a great writer.. but the guy could easily get lost up his own ass in some issues and this was one.
So 97 streamlines it: the incest nazi nepo babies are replaced with the friends of humanity who already existed, and Magneto's defense of himself is way more self righeous as while he did try to cause a massive disaster in his first appreance most of his apperances are "just leave my people alone motherfuckers". And while the original had Magneto's backstory be some generic wartorn country, 97 makes it clear like the comics he's a holocaust survivor, so he knows what he's talking about and talks circles around the court,only lifting them into the air when the x-cutioner depowers Storm.
That segues into our next adpatation, done over several episodes, Lifedeath. This compresses a long subplot into a slightly shorter one, mostly using the titular issue. And honestly it's the closest of the adaptations here. The context is changed as in the comics Rogue was being hunted by the goverment for her criminal past and breaking into a shield hellicarrier when Carol breifly took over, both things that would make no sense in 97. So they had Storm jump in front of a diffrent reformed rogue. They also removed the fact Forge made the gun to defeat the diar wraths but otherwise his quitting over the tech, hiding it from storm initially and being the one to help her recover/romance her is all accurate. The cartoon improves on this by having Forge be the one to confess what he did, a small step but it makes their romance easier to swallow when he genuinely confesses to what he did. I'ts still.. not great but like the comics it's protrayed as not great to form a relationship with her whil ehiding this and their working thorugh it feels more earned as he didn't make a mutant depowering gun and expect the goverment not to use it, but made tech that was yanked out of his hands without thinking the implications.
This leads into another adaptation as the adversary from fall of the mutants shows up but as mentioned in the recap is a demon instead of a trickster god as the story's simply grafted onto lifedeath, with Storm forced to confront her demons and the demon in her ear. In the comics she was tricked into trying to kill forge, both were stratneded in a new world as adam and eve and she restarted her powers for the greater good. Again not claremon'ts best work but still far more meaningful and well done than the incest nazi nepo babies. Her regrowing her hair from her mohawk was also part of it
Before we move on, they also had storm in her mohwawk and , post leaving the x-men, punk outfit. IN the comics this is easily my faviorite storm storyline. early on she was regal and reserved, innocent as while she'd had a rough childhood in cairo, spent most of her teen years in africa being worshipped for her powers. But when Cyclops left the x-men, she was thrust into the leadership role and slowly had to deal with her dark side: getting into a knife fight to the death, having to make harsh decisions, and forming a gay as hell friendship with yuirko, wolverine's ex. Chris was not subtle and I respect that. So she took a punk look on to match who sh'ed become: still kind and gentle.. but far more pragmatic. Moral but realistic about the lines the x-men sometimes had to cross.
So scooting back before we finished storm's story we have Madelyn Prior. And strap in because this one.. it's a lot. So here Maddie's story is pretty easy to understand: Jean was swapped out with a clone at some point so Mr Sinister could have control over the summers grey baby. Maddy is for all intensive purposes also jean grey, but has the baggage of not being the "real" jean and having her friends be dicks and not consider her jean, though Gambit and Rogue at least got better about that. She and scott have an affair. it's simple. Scott's KINDA a dick for not supporting maddy and for not breaking up with jean to be with her, but a more resonable one as the shock of this clearly got to him and the later affair was because again, she is pretty much jean... and shares a child with him. Still fucked up but understandbale.
In the comics... oh me mow. The comics. This is going to be a complicated one. See in the comics.. Maddy was never intended to be Jean's clone. Chris Claremont created her , but her looking like jean was initially juts a concidence: She was an alaskan pilot with her own life, feisty, and blunt, and Scott liked that and the concidences matching her up with gene were either just that, or Mastermind, one of the x-men's foes, fucking with Scott's head to get his revenge on the x-men. He also broke up wolverine's wedding for similar reasons.
So when it was all cleared up Scott proposed. Now granted proposing after knowing someone a few months.. is not smart, but it seemingly worked out. They had a child and Claremont fully intended to have Scott retire.
The problems were two fold: the first was the writing itself: It felt like Scott ws more.. settling for a happy married life because the x-men no longer needed him and he no longer felt home there, and staying with Maddie out of responsiblity to her than out of true love.
The other was editorial.. did not want to keep Scott off the shelf, a common issue in comics as characters simply cannot stay retired. The only time this has happened is Jack Knight, the best starman and he only escaped this fate because his creator James Robinson made DC put it in writing. So wanting more x-books, editorial launched x-factor and brought back jean.
And this.. ended up making Scott look horrible as he got a call. And rather than explain it to maddie, tried to hide why he was fleeing from her, then ignored her ultimatium that if he left it was over. God dammit scott. Granted he did TRY to go back and fix things, but by then editorial had decided Maddie needed to get out of the way of Jean and Scott. Nathan vanished, his disappearnce being a major subplot in x-factor which thankfully got better, with Jean confronting everyone over hidding maddie from her and Scott feeling actual guilt.
Things got worse for Maddie, though thankfully Claremont also got her back and did his best with the orders given. He wasn't happy about it, but had Maddie process her trauma: she suddenly had her identity erased from all databases, her child stolen and the marauders, assholes for hire who would end up being revealed to be hired by a debuting mr sinister. Maddie grappled with her husband's abandonment, finding out about jean, her sense of personhood and eventually a relatoinship with Scott's brother Havok, everyone's silver medal.
Eventually though she had to be written out for some rason, so inferno happened. And Inferno.. is fucking nuts. So a demon takes na intrest in maddie, makes a deal for her childs soul and turns all of new york into hell. She becomes the Goblyn queen and then tries to kill her kid for reasons. Louise Simonson who wrote x-factor and wrote that part is also a great writer, but did not write maddy well.
So yeah the show just.. made the demons telepathic and like more recent comics, got the hint that maybe maddie wasn't some super bitch because she got abandoned and manipulated. Her posisble ressurection was a major subplot of the excellent hellions series, and it lead into her return for the okayish Dark Web event that ended wit her, now queen of limbo, having a hell embassy in new york. She's living her best life.
So the show is an improvment, as it knew it was going to have maddie be jean and thous could plan instea dof trying to constantly salvage demands to kill a character the creator clearly liked, then various writers who hadn't read anything but the end of this long story arc pissing on Maddie's grave.
New X-Men is one of my faviorite x-men comics, one I intended to cover in full and may try to again someday. It's one of the most recent things 97 takes from the comics and Remember it Adapting both the genoshan genocide and the psychic affair was a refeshing sign the series wouldn't just be adapting storylines from the 80s and 90s. The series is even, thanks to widespread reports about season 2 footage from comic con, using the iconic costumes from this era, using the leather astetic from the movies, but making them still pop with big yellow x's. I want one of those jackets, so, fucking, bad. I'd even take a dark phoenix version as while I hate dark phoenix they dapted them well.
The series only takes a few pieces from this legendary series, but their vital ones. The Genoshan Genocide is the big one, an event that changed the x-men and was New X-Men writer Grant Morrisons big statment that the realtive stasis the x-men were trapped in was broken. It severs the same purpose here: the happy nostlagic trip back that started the series with some trauma, if still excellently is gone, and the x-men now live in a new world. They adapt it almost as is: the tri sentinel resembles the wid sentinel used and while i wish they'd used the wild sentinels in full, monsterous sentinels that absorb things from the environment, it's still a massive disaster the us dosen't care about hwere emma frost mutates further getting a diamond form, millions are dead and Magneot is seemingly killed. The basics were all it needed
The mastermind is changed to fit into another adaptation we'll get to in a moment, but it works better for the story told than Xavier's sister he strangled in the womb but survived as a psychic parasite. I just.. love getting to type crazy shit like that and I love even more than unlike the nazi nepo babies or abandoned clone wives, this bit.. was written entirely coherently and meant to be as bonkers as it is.
Nova could show up as Wolverine and Deadpool has came and went, it just didn't fit for this version of the story. Bastion worked better for the metaphor they were going for and was easier to set up in the context of the original series.
So then we have the psychic affair. So in the comics Cyclops was emotoinally repressed even more than usual at the star tof new x-men, having been possed by apocalypse and come back from the dead, pulling away from jean. New teammate emma Frost offered him therapy.. then used her position as her therapist to sleep with him. Then jean caught them and no one ever really adressed the fact that scott was manipulated into it at a vunerable time in his life and it's treated like a normal relatoinship aftewords. Which can work but I feel like no one ever wants to bring this up. And I say that up as an emma fan what the shit. No one ever brings up the relationship started in a pretty fucked up place except Joss Whedon and even he only factors in the fact they started dating for real after jean died. I didn't even fully scan how fucked up this was for years. Good lord.
So instead Scott still cheats on jean in his mind palace, but with.. jean. Maddy is basically her with a few extra experinces, so while Scott is more at fault here, Maddy din't push him into anythign. I still say scott fucked up in new x-men with how he treated his wife, he's not BLAMELESS, but the bulk of the affair was him being agressivly persued by someone who framed their affair as therapy. Here it's an affair but with someone scott never techniclaly broke up with and him avoiding the issue is the problem.
So back to Bastion. Bastion was introduced during the Onslaught saga, a whole mess I don't want to get into. Short versoin, Charles tore magneto's mind apart, and was SUPPOSED to simply have his darkest impulses released but instead they merged with magnetos because executives didn't want this to be all xaviers fault and back then treated Magneto as satan for some reason.
So as a result the goverment got charles, and the avengers and fantastic four were presumed dead but put into a pocket dimension for an ill advised attempt at a reboot of the avengers and fantastic four. So everyone blamed mutants for their "deaths", and thus Bastion was clear to start operation zero tolerance. Bastion was nimrod, a sentinel from the future that got merged with a modern sentinel that hyjacked him then sent through the seige perilous, a magic portal created by merlins daughter that can basically reset a person. No memories, new life. So he became bastion, and due to his sentinel programming set up ozt. There was also some good build up as sine he was using graydon creed as a puppet he killed a reporter.. and it was one of J Jonah Jamesons guys. So JJJ became a major recurring character, refusing bribes of tasty info on the x-men to chase him down.
Sadly the payoff.. was a mess, spread across most titles at the time. Half the x-men were in space, long story, the other half got captured and were shunted to wolverine adn the main story focused on a returning iceman. The plot for the main books was decent, bobby forming a team out of desperation out of marrow, former enemy with bone powers and Cecila Reyes, a surgeon who didn't want to be a superhero but got thrust into the life, as they fought the omega sentinels.
Then the ending was just... the goverment calls it off thanks to senator kelly, bastion fucks off and outside of the mansion getting scrubbed of all it's tech and a few new members this just kinda.. happened to the x-men. As the recap showed this verison dosen't do that. It beefs up bastion's backstory, makes the omegas a huge threat, and has all the x-men involved. It's a massive improvment over the original and only keeps the bare bones premise while grafting on the genoshan genocide shockingly well.
It also grafts it onto another storyline for the finale, Fatal Attractions. There's no boiled bunnies and I have no idea why it was called this. Fatal Attactions like Operation Zero Tolerance, has a goo dpremise: Magneto returns and does an emp on the earth while giving his new followers the acolytes sanctuary. The actual story... blows. Magneto is treated like a cardboard cutout of a villian instead of the complicated figure claremont made him into, only punishing a foe for killing hospisce patients with disablities because he didn't allow it. It... it really shoudn't be that hard to knwo Magneto wouldn't tolerate ethnic cleansaings of mutatns who had down syndrome. As such the whole things muddled, not very fun to read and really only notable for it's climax: Magneto tears out wolverine's adamantium, revealing his skeleton to be boneeeeeeee while Charles relatilates by mind blasting mags into a coma.
Like OZT 97 takes what was a very good premise and uses it well: both versions of FA have an x-men defect but while Colossus defection is clumsy, his sister died but it still feels horribly out of character, Rogue's was set up through the whole season, with bright eyes showing just how bad a place she was in. Sunspots is a bit flimsier, but still fits well enough. It dosen't waste the idea of magneto coming to the various mutants to recurit, something the comics at the time did with no one but pitor accepting.
It also has mags pushed father and still kept in who he was: this is seen as a nightmarish action even for him.. but it's after humanity subsisded the genocide of his poeple and after he genuinely tried for better. So him going this far and doing what he doe sto logan fits, especially since here Logan tries stabbing him in the heart... which also feels more on brand and Logan never trusted the man unlike the comics.
THey do do a nice swerve though: While one would assume charles would leave Magneto a vegetable leading to onslaught next season, though I wouldn't mind a better version of that.. instead Charles only hyjacks magneot out of desperation then works to restore him. As a result instead of leaving his best friend a vegetable, he saves him form himself. A better ending to a better storyline.
The end of the season hints at one or two stories, Cyclops and Jean's adventures rasing nathan in the future and Gambit's stint as Apocalypse's horseman death, but for now it adapated a fine crop of stories well.
So with the overarching story, themes and connections to the comics out of the way, let's dive into the cast starting with my boy
Magneto Was Right
Magneto is my faviorite mutant. Said it before, will say it again into infinity. A complex tragic figure who can be a compelling villain and an anti hero tortured by what his long war of attrition with humanity has cost him. This series does both and does them well. David Hemblen is probably the best animated Magneto, and one of the best up there with MacKellen and Fasbender.
97 gets mags just right, having him be arrogant. He slides into the series not happy to be an x-man, only doing it as a favor to Charles essentailly and berating the x-men for not thinking to relocate the morlocks to genosha which... to be faiiiiirr.. is entirely on point. Yet it's clear he's done some shit. The series leans into the retcons from later in x-men the animated series, that cyclops and the original x-men fought him. He's never portrayed as nearly as bad as he was in the silver age, enslaving teenagers who ended up being his own kids, but it allows for the deadly threat magneto presents to be amped up. It's very clear he's holding back. He'll pummel the friends of humanity but he will not kill.
It allows the full Magnus: terrifying ot his enemies, but having nobility. While he treats it at times like a frustrating errand his best friend/probably boyfriend at some point, the sexual tension is palpable and remains a constant for x-men adaptations, he does geninely try. His speech to the un isn't just a veiled threat that "I WILL go back to hunting you assholes for sport" it's that he dosen't want to. He dosen't belivie in charles dream.. but WANTS to see it acomplished. He lost his best friend to his space girlfriend, and WANTS to try and acomplish what charles couldn't. Not to one up him.. but because it meant so much to charles. In the original cartoon he may of seen the x-men as fools at times.. but respected their idealism. Same with the comics: he may see them as lambs to the slaughter.. but respects that they will fight anyway. So he will join them, he will lead them and he tries.
Magneto... is not a good fit for leader of the x-men though. He can't put aside that arrogance. While Charles was demanding, XTAS dialed down his control freak nature. He dosen't demote jubilee to a junior squad or yell at cyclops for treating a group of adults like adults, and that's not even getting into his many horrible deeds later retconned in, he is commanding but will listen to his students and learn from them. He lets logan wander off or cyclops leave in a rage because while he'd prefer they stay he can't FORCE them to, as much as he's capable of the act. Magneto is more used to worshipful masses who hang on his word. The X-Men.. can manage themselves. It shows most glaringly when Jubilee has her birthday. Everyone else understands the need for a day off. But Magneto, who sees every action as a war and lost his childhood to auschwitz, can't fathom why Jubilee needs that break and denies it for her out of a combination of that and not being able to meet the x-men at their level. While Cyclops has that issue at the start, constantly being on guard, berating the x-men for relaxing and Gambit for not going on a mission he wasn't really NEEDED for in the first place, he realizes he was a tight ass trying to roleplay his dad and backs off. Magneto never gets the chance. Magnus is a good man.. but he has too much ego to ever see the x-men as more than his soliders instead of his teammates.
I do wish we'd gotten more of him as leader, the clachses inherent in that, and that motendo actually called him out as while Jubes wanting to ignore change isn't good, not letting her relax is still not great.
We do see just enough though: he is trying, does take this seriously and does want it to work. When rescuing the morlocks he's kind with Leech, their youngest, smiling at the boy and assuring him he'll be okay. He tries to assure scott less out of ego and more because he wants the man to get to livfe his own life. Despite his shortcomings he tries to lead as most of the team dosen't really want to and the most capable (Scott, Jean, Storm) are all going thorugh some stuff and not in the headspace till much later in the series.
Magneto tries to be better. He even finds a good compromise between dreams: Genosha. A place of peace for mutants that would be easier for humanity to adapt to some day if they so choose. Mutants have a homeland and saftey without bloodshed. It's not Magnus dominon or Charles full acceptance but it's nicely in the middle: Saftey, security, and peace. Just as Magneto dropped his dreams twice for Charles, Charles could not begrudge Erik taking a peaceful path to his own. As much as the UN has a hardline "hell no stance" to the idea, Magnus/Erik/Jimmy The Reach almost had his dream. A bunch of hardworking mutants forming the future of their kind.
And then... the dream ended. Bastion killed millions and leech, who was in genosha thanks to him died. Despite his power... Magneto could do nothing. He fought, he gnahsed.. and he only survivied because Bastion wanted him as a trophy. And in the aftermath he finds mankinds allies like val had a knife to their throat this wohle time, Bastion was merely the one to plunge the blade in.
And as Warned.. magneto lets them down, plunging earth into darkness and planning to let it die. He's lost the hope he had and i'ts replaced only with rage. The rage of a man whose parents were murdered, who saw his people lined up in camps, and who sees the same all too close to happening. And he has onlyone word for it.
ENOUGH
He takes Rogue, i'll get into that whole mess of a relationship and roberto and has.. no real plan. When you look at his other apperances in the OG.. he had genuine thought. Destroy a plant to make them pay, get away from humanity so they stop hounding us, end times war. They weren't always stable plans, but he had one. Here he just plans to wait until everything else dies and figure otu the logistics later. It feels like Magneto has no mission, that this isn't another grand strike against humanity, but a murder suicide: he's taking the planet with him content to rot on an asteroid with those few he can take with him.
It's why charles plan to talk to him.. dosen't work. Granted "Talk magneto down" has NEVER worked for him, but Magnus dosen't want to talk... he wants earth to die. While Charles microwaving his brain isn't plesant, it's the only way to get through to him. To remind him who he was: a kind empathetic german man who'd been thorugh so much.. and who isn't alone. As reluctantly as they were to accept him, the x-men welcomed him into the family and tried to let him in. He accepted them in turn. His kids, including Polaris. He's not alone and thus he backs away from the abyss with a rousing MAGNETO LIVES and saves the world. Granted like most of these stories it's not over, there's more ground to cover next time, and the comiccon footage apparently featured another trial. But at least a man who lashed out at the world constantly and angrily, and often justifably, has found peace. Will he be able to keep it? We'll see.
Rogue and Gambit: A Romantic Tragedy
So Rogue and Gambit are one of the premire love stories in x-men... two people with checkered pasts drawn to each other but who can't touch less Gambit die. Granted man a fan will tell you "worth it", but I get Rogue not wanting to murder him with her vagina. Understnadable. Thankfully they've found workarounds and after a decade or so apart married and despite various obstacles, have stayed that way up to the current run of uncanny x-men.
In the show.. we're still in that will they or won't they. XTAS danced at the edge a few times but while it was allowed to have continuity, they weren't allowed to pull the trigger on something that big. 97 decides rather than do that to add some good old fashioned xavier's brand suffering on top of their already hard lives.
The Gambit Rogue Magneto love triangle.. is bad. In the comics it wasn't great: Initially Rogue and Magneto was done and done quick: She was attracted to him during their savage land adventures, it's implied since she was depowered at the time they slept together, she turned on him when he slaughtered some people.
But then age of apocalypse happened, a reality where despite the age gap, they married, and canon tried to make it a thing, first with his amnesic clone joseph then in x-men legacy when it happneed but when the writers switched, Christos Gage wasnt' itnrested and slowly broke it off. And before that it was clearly more just physical.
So yeah.. it wasn't exactly the best idea to begin with. She's about as old as one of his children and writers coudln't quite make it work when tried. 97 couldn't either: In hindsight Magneto comes off more as the hunk you have a character in a romance series get with for a few episodes, the sexy bad boy to contrast the guy she ends up with. Other guy may also be a sexy bad boy, as is the case here, but he's the less destructive one. As Chandler's mom on friends put it "He's a complication you put in then kill off".
And look that idea.. kinda works for me: Rogue finds someone who an bypass her power and thus it puts her need for phsyical intamacy against her emotoinal connectin wtih remy. It's a good foundtation. The problem is Magneto ... does not make the best sexy bad boy romantic false lead. He's a foxy grandpa, we all know this and accept this. He's got abs for days. Magneto being sexy is not the problem. Magneto has been a sex machine since the 80s.
The problem is the age gap. Rogue is in her late 20's early 30's. Doing the math since the comics have him born in the late 20's, I went with 1928, and subtracting that from 1997, when the show takes place we get
Which is nice, but also means he's twice her age. The two's romantic past is teased at and then revealed later: Sometime in her 20's Rogue took her to magneto.. and there in lies an issue in itself as the timeline for Rogue in the OG is very vauge. She was 13 when she kissed her childhood sweetheart, comaed him, and was adopted by mystique. XTAS does use an adult model.. but more for budget reasons, making it very hard to know when this happened or when Magneto wooed rouge, making many think he was a pdeophile. He wasn't, the writers cleared it up she was 20.. but he still would've been 50 or 60 by that metric. It's still a bad look. I love Magneto but my god is it a horrible idea to have him boink a 20 year old who was also vunerable and hadnt had sex before. Saying he groomed her... isn't entirely inaccurate. She still got out and was older, but he's still old enough to be her grandpa. This was not thought through at all and instead of this possible rugged sexual romance it comes of as
I don't know how the hell they got this far with this storyline but ti's bad.
The actual Rogue and Gambit stuff works better. She wants to be touched and while she was willing to play along with gambit's flirtations, it's a genuinely hard choice between a romance where you can never touche the other person , and not just sexually, and one where you can have that.
Both Rogue and Gambit are trapped in this stupid love triagnle for four episodes, with Remember It paying it off... and while I hate what they did with magneto, the whole focusing on an overwrought romance storyline.. works. With how much it's firing up you dont' see the hammer coming till cable arrives and by then it's too late.
So we've come to Gambit's Death. And it .. is amazing. It was a shock, as I went into the episode blind and while my smug ass had predicted the genoshan genocide would happen this season, there were plenty of hints with the fact genosha existed at all, the sentinal spooky jean dream. But I give it to DeMayo: He had this twist planned, and hits you like a truck.
As for why Remy that's simple: it'd hurt. It'd hurt bad. He was the sarcastic playboy of the team, making bengets in his bitching crop top. As much danger as the x-men get into no one thinks they'd kill one of their biggest characters. And yet.. they did.
His death is perfectly done. Remy gets stabbed with rebar, and rather than go down easy.. he simply cooly delivers his one liner and lights up the whole damn snetinel, knowing it'll kill him and likely the only reaosn he hadn't tried this trick before. There's no way he could charge something up that big and be healthy enough.
Now again Remy could come back, but a sa ghouslish zombie it makes it more platable, a mockery of what Remy did.
So as the recap covers, Rogue handles things poorly, putting all her energy into getting revenge going on a sterling archer level rampage tearing apart the military , throwing Steve's shield into the distance and getting colder and angerier with each action. Instead of letting herself greive she's thrown herself into her rage, and while unlike many a senseless death she can in fact punch those responsible, it's not going to bring him back. She's forced to reckon with this after brain jacking gyrinch, who is summiarly murdered by bastion as a sloppy loose end
But it dosen't help.. but even her brother's support, getting her to greive.. dosen't fix the pain. So when Bolivar trask, who while coerced into it by Sinister and Bastion still has remy's blood and the blood of millions on his hands, reveals he dosen't have anything else.. she lets him drop. And when questonied on it by everyone else, is unapologetic.
It's here I have to give Lenore Zahn all the props. Out of the returning cast she gets the most to do this season, the most challening material and she nails it, nicely oscelating between pure grief and pure rage. The grief she sadly had help with: her niece died and she channeled that grief into Rogues, and it makes it all the more raw and painful. The rage.. is all her and well done. It makes Rogues eventual if brief Heel turn, and a mild one at that, all the more belivible. She hasn't had time to proces and unlike most whove lost someone actually CAN blame someone. It's a miracle Gyrinch made it out of their encounter alive and likely ONLY because the memories overwhelmed her.
So it's not a remote shock when one brief coma later... Rogue joins magneto. There's no romance left, thank god, just pure rage Erik gleefully accepts. She's willing to turn her back on all she's belivied in, a better world, the dream.. because the dream.. let her down. It killed remy, humanity has given barely a fuck after genosha, and humanity gladly funded their extinction. She's done. It's horrifying to see.. but every step we saw coming. The best and hardest part.. is that it's not because she was with the brotherhood once. They put her in her brotherhood uniform from the comics, her first uniform as an x-man there too.. but this is soley because of who she's been as an x-man: The love of her life who she realized too late she was ready for died fighting for the dream she truly belivied.... and all it did was wake her up.
She does fight her friends when they arrive, too blinded by grief and rage to see "wait are we the baddies" versus Roberto who is clearly regretting this decision. But it says something to who Rogue is.. that she turns back pretty quickly. Once Magneto's down she snaps back. You could say this is a bit convient.. but the x-men really don't have time to hash things out with her. She's family.. and not the kind who will lambast you for being part of the woke mob, I mean the kind that's built so heavily, that's such a part of you it's hard to let go. Neither side had trouble fighting, but when the world's at stake and she's had time to realize, Rogue snaps back to being a hero. Because heartbroken , pissed off at the world or a little of both.. that's who she is. There will no doubt be consequences to her actions and more recriminations later. Turning her back on her found family can't have gone down well.. but when they needed her she returned to the side of good and fought hard. Granted she also got to beat the shit out of bastion for killing Remy, so that helps, but it's still nice. And again like with Magneto and most of 97.. things aren't really wrapped up. They knew they had at least one more season. We can unpack those consequences next year in another large review that will drive me to the brink. For now it's a solid ending. So now for
The Summers Piror Howlett Knolastname Love Pentagle
Yes I'm covering 5 characters in one section as outside of morph, whose mostly wolverine's best buddy whose secretly in love with him this season or there for cool cameos, their story arcs for the seasons are entwined with this tornado of romantic drama. even Morphs one real personal moment gets thrown in. Scott apparently go one reality without falling ass backwards into a love triangle, diamond or in this case rhombus. Except that time he was in an open relationship. God I miss Krakoa. They never did fully adress if Wolverine and Cyclops boned. LIke even if it was a threeway they had to have made out once. I mean right? Right?
Anyways this big ole love rhombus comes from a set of complicated circumstances only something this gloriously comic booky could make work, something so soapy only the x-men can rock it. So we open the season with what we thought was Jean and Scott having a baby. This is actually Maddie and for the sake of clarity we'll be using the name. But as I brought up in the recap this maddie is really more a second jean grey: she has all of jean's memories, feelings, relationships, all of it, and had NO idea she was replacing her.
So the first two episodes are about Maddie wanting to try for a normal life and Scott being reluctant. And the reason is simple: He's never had one. His dad is a space pirate, he has two brothers he dosen't realize exist, and his mom was killed by an alien emperoror for refusing him. Being an x-man is his life: charles recruited him from the orphanage at 15. While he didn't have to murder a diamond man in this continuity who charles rescued him from, he still had a life of not being accepted as a mutant with his family presumed dead till his new dad showed up and gave him purpose: A shiny new team to lead that ended up helping him meet the love of his life, a noble goal.
The problem was while Xavier MEANT well, he also trained Scott as his most loyal soldier. He realized too late that he'd made Scott's life entirely about leading, being the x-men being the best because it was all he ever had. Scott was the son Charles never had ,as far as he knew legion could still pop up, and he treated him well.. but he also gave Scott the same singular drive to put the dream over everything else that destroyed most of Charles personal relationships and will again. Despite their own doubts.. the x-men WOULD have been fine without him. Storm has proven at this point she's a great leader, if she wouldn't I'm confident Rogue or Beast would've stepped up. (for the record, Morph dosen't want the role, Wolverine's too much of a loner to lead the team full time even if he has the potetial, Jubilee isn't ready and Gambit dosen't want the responsibility. But he's too busy trying to BE his dad to notice; to be charles: exacting, loyal to nothing except the dream.. but shutting everyone out. The first episode is all about how Scott's let the stick go further up his ass than usual, getting Mad Gambit skipped a mission.. .that they handled fine with just three x-men, one of which is easily their strongest. Logan lays into scott with a purely cutting line that despite Maddie trying to assure him he did fully mean
What Gyrich did was pretty horrible, but you wanna know the worst part about the professor being gone? YOU
Frankly.. he's right. Scott is trying so hard to be charles he can't be himself. We see him doing best as leader during "To me my x-men" when he's being himself: in the opening he's tactical as hell, but respects storm and bishop during the rescue. In the climax of the episode, he has the team work to their strengths and let sthem relax. Scott isn't a bad leader, but had to accept leading isn't barking orders but trusting your teammates while knowing them well enough to use their skills.
Speaking of skills let's talk about Scott's glow up in this series. Now Scott Summers still fucks up plenty perosnally. We've got way more to cover, you've seen the previous seconds, he's a fucking mess. But that's.. normal for the comics. Most of Scott's fuckups are taken from there: Scott emotoinally repressed himself to a painful degree and thus isn't good with relationship stuff. He can love, he and Jean and later maddie clearly love each other, but it's hard for him to open up and actually.. talk about his problems, so he buries them for the good of the mission till they explode and smack him in the face.
97 captures that well while ballancing it with his other sides; Scott can be funny on occasion, gettin ga few good quips, the best being when his son whose older than him complains abou this uniform "what'd you expect black leather" he can be quippy and have fun, while still having severe issues. It's never over the line that it's not scott, but it's enough to reveal the dork underneath the layers of trauma.
Previous adaptations have not been kind to scott. It's why Scott's known as the boring one for most casual x-fans. Even as a kid I thought that. It wasn't till reading Gilleon and Claremont's work I saw what scott could be. Many a writer in and out of comics focus on Scott the tight ass: XCU Scott , despite being played by the talented James Marsden, is a pretty dry guy whose entirely personality is "get your hands off of my woman mother fucccckeerrrrr" and then he dies. The second scott had potetial, but was reduced to Jean guy for Dark Phoenix, and his actor was one of many who had just given up by that point and I still dont' blame them. In the predecessor to this series, Scott isn't as bad but is still stuck to being the killjoy in a cast of more intresting characters, not helped by Jean being so much worse. And wolverine and the x-men makes him into a morose man with a Jean obessesion. YOu get the pattern now: outisde of evolution most cyclops are jean simps with little else to go on. XTAS is better, having episodes focusing on his orphan past and a neat solo episode or two. While he can be dry, the series did try to flesh him out and give him more than saying his girlfriends name a lot. He did say it a lot but he had ore. Evolution got him right before this as while him pining after jean is his main subplot he does get reuinted with his brother, have a close friendship with kurt, and show he IS A GOOD LEADER.
97 on the other hand shows all of scott. He can be funny, troubled.. or a total badass. 97 Relishes in letting the cast show off and Scott really gets to flex. In said first episode he takes out racist with a not joke, uses his powers to clear the field alternating between his optic blasts and good old martial arts for the colose quarters and cumilates it by , when lacking a parachute, USING HIS OPTIC BLASTS TO MAKE HIS WAY DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. This one episode does more to show how capable scott is than any previous adaptation and honestly does more with his powers than the comics often do.
So back to the summary and Scotty let's go, and plans to leave. Then his dad throws a well meaning but tone deaf curveball: he gives the school to magneto, meaning Scott refuses to leave because Magneto's in charge even though everyone's dealing okay and this isn't an evil plan. Maddi'es frustrated, but has bigger issues as during the assualt on the un she goes into labor. The labor goes fine once Rogue steps in and Scott's there for it, and gets a break. He gets to see his son born, Nathan Charles Summers and despite what happened with storm, is ready to move on. He can trust magneto.
Then of course, as usual for scott Life kicks him in the balls 37 times: Jean shows up at the door.
It's here we can talk about Jean and Maddie a bit more. Maddie wants to leave, but i'ts clear from Charles gifting the school to magnus the original wanted to too.
So after Jean arrives, Beast determines she's the original and Maddie isn't. And the X-Men. ... handle this poorly. I've talked about this a little but in one of the weakest parts of the season, they ALL turn their backs on her. They just kinda.. stand their gaping, not really willing to talk to her, and while she could be an imposter.. they don't know that. Someone could've faked it or "real" jean coul'dve been kidnapped years ago. They don't know enough to not say anything and it's weird. I feel Storm was shoed off so early, besides pacing, partly because with all the talk of her and jean as sisters, she'd actually defend maddie.
And Scott.. fucks up the worst. He says nothing WHEN directly asked. When Maddie needed him.. he froze. And this.. all goes as plan as Sinister was banking on the x-mens being immotinally tone deaf and confronts maddie, stealing Nathan and turning her into the Goblyn queen.
The back turning does work a bit though as it makes Maddie's rage, amped up by sinisters brainwashing similar to what he did to morph, entirely beliveable. Her family turned on her despite the fact that, as we find out.. she'ss also jean. She has all the memories, all the attachments everything. And her family turned on her for something she coudln't know. While her reasoning for working with sinister is brainwashing, I suspect he barely had to push to get her to fight her family.
And like Scott.. this series does jean better through both of herselves. Jean also gets the short end of the stick: Her XCU counterpart is pretty good up till last stand, ditto for her second version played by sophie turner for apocalypse and is one of the few bright spots of dark phoenix. But her others... not so much. The XTAS jean was often helpless, screamed a lot and got kidnapped.. not as much as you'd think but still more than someone of her power set should. Jean gets reduced to one of two things too often: a sexy lamp for scott to angst about, or PHOENIX.
97 has her realtionship with Scott AND her status as phoenix crop up, but it's not all of her. We see who jean is, kind, compasionate, well loved.. and badass. Maddie gets to show off first, her fight with the x-men in an old church being a through curbstomp and before that her mind grab of gyrinch. Her using stain glass to fill magneto with holes is the highlight.
It's ironically Jean that beats Maddie, but through said compassion. Jean is in a coma after escaping, or being let go to cause chaos, and only wakes up thanks to Logan. Logan had a not at all subtle crush on jean throughout all of XTAS. it was honestly deeply unhealthy and not really reciprocated. It was implied once she had feelings but that's about it, pretty much lke the comics before new x-men.
Yet now.. things change as what wakes her up is his deep feeling. Am I saying this message is healthy, that just pining after someone's wife and one day they'll notice you? Fuck no, I don't think they thought that through, but a later part shows thorugh all his moping about jean leaving, Logan loves HER, and wont' stop her happy. He could've said he didn't want her to go or done something.. but he didn't. Well Maddie to go but he thought i was jean and so did she
Logan.. is left ot the background in 97. He's not out of focus like Beast, Morph and Bishop, he gets this subplot with jean, plenty of great interactions with Kurt once he joins, and is often his usual surly voice of "just stab em already." he's also happy to celebrate Jubilee's birthday and I feel we were robbe of seeing logan play laser tag and arcade games. This isn't a bad thing as he still gets to snikkt, be put on merchandise (including an x-men 97 i'm wearing right now), and get stuff to do and while cal dod's voices is ntoicably lower it dosen't really hurt his performance any. We get all the wolverine we want.. but he also dosen't take up the oxygen.
Before jean can process that though she has to help her clone, heling Maddie realize she's a person too and has one thing jean dosen't: Nathan. Maddie snaps out of it, she was tricked, we were over this and after bidding nathan goodbye.. leaves. Jean does offer her to stay.. but she needs her own life. Her friends already made it clear they don't see her as jean with their inital reaction, and as far as she knows, Scott would choose "the real jean".
So a month or two passes offscreen
Maddie has moved on with her life: She's joined Genosha's quiet council which has people she knew as Jean but won't constnatly compare her. She's doing something good. She's also dooing scott.
Yeah I mentioned the affair earlier and like I said it's a bit better here: Scott isn't manipulated into it before setting into things and there's more shades of grey. While Scott SHOULD have broken up with Jean, we established from his freezing on maddie in the first place that Scott.. is bad at emotoinal stuff. It dosen't make it okay for either of them, it's clear he realized maddie was still a person and what they shared was still real.
Thing is while Jean's right to be mad at Scott for not just.. breaking up with her... we didn't really get into how much of an asshole jean comes off. Keep in mind sh'es being cheated on with her husband... yet moments before in episode.. she tries to kiss Logan. It's clear she also has feelings for someone else, tried to cheat, and only didn't because Logan knew it'd be wrong. Granted he also projected that her and scott's relationship is going great when it very much wasn't and it's also very weird he just kinda.. tunes Maddie's existance out. There's a second Jean out there and he just.. has no reaction. Guy either has major tunnel vision or really does think he's that unlovable that any jean would prefer scott. Probably both.
So while Jean is right to be angry.. the fact she nearly cheated and what she sasys about Maddie drains the sympathy out of me. She says "Run off to genosha with my clone". Again Maddie had NOTHING to do with what happened to her and was technically with Scott too. I'm once again not saying the cheating was okay, Scott should've broken things off with Jean but was too scared to. It still wouldn't of been great for Jean to be left at bad time in her life... but if Scott is intrested in someone else, let alone another Jean he should tell his wife and actually talk about it instead of waiting for it to blow up. He's honest about how unhappy they clearly are after everything when Jean fights with him.. but only AFTER he was caught. Neither Summers comes out of this looking good: Scott couldn't be fucking honest, and Jean is a hypcorite who unpersons her literal other self simply because it's now convient to do so.
But like most of the romantic drama in this series, genosha hits it like a brick and in a heartbreaking moment... Maddie is wiped out with her son failing to save her. And as we find out later, Nathan has tried this again and again despite knowing it's a fixed point in time. And while I feel weird about bringing up kamar tahj, as it's a wholly mcu thing, I'm fine with this mcu point being added here. The idea some things happen and can't be taken out without destroying time. Genosha is so foundational to this timeline now Cable can't save his mom. And yes we'll be throwing nathan in here too.
Maddie's death wakes Jean up and she feels genuinely terrible for how she thought of her, realizing they were sisters.. and now she's gone. Granted Maddie COULD pop back up, though I mostly feel that's possible since we never saw the body or the death onscren. We saw sebastian shaw and banshee get desntigrated. We saw Remy's corpse and even that's not going to stop him from coming back. I do get the reason for Maddie's death, the suddeness of all this potetial storyline and her whole life going away... but I do hope she comes back as she was a great addition.
Jean and Scott's crumbling relationship is tabled for the rest of the season, their sorta together, but simply don't have the time to talk about how damaged their relationship is. Instead Jean while getting some awesome fights, mostly takes a back seat for
THE SCOTT AND NATHAN SUMMERS DADDY ISSUES HOUR!!!!!!!
Cable is back for the end of days and cold to his dad for sending him into the future. Scott puts all the blame on himself, when he had no choice and Bishop and Nathan got seperated. Scott Summers worst enemy as always is Scott Summers, unable to forgive himself for something he coudln't stop or see like his own dad he didn't abandon him on purpose: Corsair thought Scott died, and Scott had to send nathan away or watch him die.
Thankfully he lightens up as he goes, with the blaack leather quip and all, realizing it's likely not all his fault. It woud've been nice if we had this revelation on screen but still. Scott still has daddy issues to spare though as his dad is back from space.. no not the pirate the psychic bald man.
Charles returns, more on that later, and while for most of the x-men it's a relief, Scott feels once again abandoned and pissed about Charles trying to give him a normal life. Which.. is fair. While a lot of it is Scott almost had one but turns out Sinister would never let that happen, Charles.. coudl've left the WHY he left it to magneto in the will, especially since you know Scott read that thing front to back ten times to try and figure out why Daddy seemingly didn't love him anymore. He also did so without Scott's consent. Granted blaming Charles for Magneto is a step too far as .. no Scotty, erik tried. It was genocide what drove him to try and destroy the planet.
So the couple seperate to go do what they need to do: Jean takes Nathan to go after Bastion, Scott goes into space. And Scotty leaves the season with one more fuckup, if once again one you can understand. When he hears Jean almost die, he stops the team from finishing magneto to give her more time... which results in logan trying to murder Magneto and Erik ripping out his metal. It's something that will likely fester, as it's hard to see Logan forgiving this entirely. Yet at the same time... Cyclops words to logan as he's fighting to repair himself.. make it clear he know who jean REALLY loves now... and it'd break her if he died. "SO live".
Scott in this series is engaging: He's a badass.. but also all too ready to fuck up.. but instead of being because "he's the leader maN" like the past it's because.. he's mortal. He's fallable. He fucks up but it's in ways you can understand from his guitl complex to his issues with charles. He's TRYING to do the right thing but his need to do so combats with the fact life is complicated and mutant life doubly so. He ends the season in a place of peace shockingly.. when thinking he'll die he has jean let him contact nathan, making peace with his son and himself. He dosen't and may get that chance to raise the boy he thought he never would, but I can't wait to see.
So onto Jean, who at the same time had an awesome fight with sinister, throwing a whole bowling alley at the motherfucker. Sinister activates his tramp mutant old man and Cable nearly kills her... but then we get a conviently timed deus ex machina. Now look.. Jean getting the power of the phoenix again.. dosen't make a ton of sense, comes out of nowhere, and is a pretty giant ass pull. That said... Jean collaring bastion and then stripping sinister of his dna leaving him a withered husk, after everything he'd done to the summers family. Cathartic as hell. Jean's story dosen't get a bow or anything, but this series does her well.
So that leaves us with two more to tackle. The first is Nathan whose not in hte love triangle for obvious reasoons but is the result of it. Cable is just kinda there to resent his dad, give us exposition and be a tease for next season. He's played well, fun to watch and that tearjerker with his parents hurts. But he's there. Look foward to seeing x-force next time. Not a super fan of the team but it might mean getting to see sam again.
So that leaves just one more: Morph. Morph mostly sticks to the background, his role early on being "Logan's best friend". But it's a fun role to see as with Nightcrawler not coming in till mid season, this Logan.. doosen't have many friends left. He's sorta friends with Storm, Gambit and Rogue but keeps all three at claws length, figths with scott constnatly, pines after jean and sees Charles as his dad but won't admit it despite being way older than him. Jubilee and Beast are the only ones on the team in the og he really seemed to like and actually admit it to himself. Hank, similar to nightcrawler in the comics and this series, breaks through and makes him laugh and Jubilee is like a daughter to him. Morph was his best friend, the series shows just how close there are and when Morph ran off, Logan ran after him till it was clear Morph didn't want to be found. When Morph returned to the team, Logan helped him face his fears.
So here we get to see them in their natural state... and Morph helps. He instantly sees Logan's pining moping about jean and mocks it, but in a way to get Logan out of it. When it seems like Jean's actually leaving, he offers him beer and when that dosen't work, turns into Sabertooth for a round of horseplay. You see how much care and trust is there.
Morph does get a LITTLE more to do. While their main role is using their upgraded powers to give us cameos for characters they coudln't squeeze into this season, but to tease them for presumibly future adventures in cases like Magik, their clearly rattled by sinister and gets the last laugh when the motherfucker is deaged. When Sinister has the nerve to ask for his old face... Morph gives the new one and clearly takes delight. Morph is great here and Karlak is an improvment over the original.
That said there is a tease for next season as it's revealed Morph isn't just friends with logan.. their in love with him, saying so while shifted as jean to get him to fight on. They likely knows Logan dosen't feel the same way, either because he's straight or simply dosen't feel that way if he isn't but wants him to get better and I hope next season they gets more to do.
Lifedeath: A Love Story
Storm is in a weird place in x-men 97: She's both the center of a major arc, one of the seasons best.. but as a result is gone for most of the season outside of said arc and takes a back seat in the finale, with things being so dire she never gets a chance to react to the maddie thing and being on defense during the raid on Bastion's Islan means she isn't really a factor in the final battle. While most of the team still concious get to kick bastions ass, I don't remember Storm getting ot do much .
That said it ends up working and was sadly necessary: The cast of X-Men 97 is MASSIVE with the main cast containing around 15 major characters, some of hwom are only main for a few episodes but still get focus like Cable or Forge. Even taking them and Roberto out and sticking them in recurring, that's still 13 x-men to juggle. The show does so decently: Nightcrawler dosen't show up till halfway through and joins the team in the wake of Remy's absence, they split the team in two for the big climax with two members having joined team wait to die slowly, they juggle decently with only Bishop feeling like a plot device.
So Storm gets plenty of presence in the first two episodes, takling with Jean and cementing their friendship. It was implied in the original series but 97 does a good job making it feel real in a short time. She calms down maddie (Who both parties think is jean at that point), and admits her own wants to be human once upon a time. It's a good idea to struggle with: that your proud of who you are, but can wonder if it would be easier if you weren't. I'm a proud bisexual, but preferring women and not dating a lot in general it'd be easy to hide that. I never HAD to tell my family.. I just wanted to. I wanted to be who I am. Not every queer person gets that option, and it's that pull of living saftely and being who you are.
And storm gets the option.. in the most horrifyign way possible. Taking the energy ray thing for magneto, she looses her power... and is devistated as anyone would be. For many mutatns their power is a curse: Rogue can't touch anyone, Scott can't look anyone directly in the eye without decapitating them, Beast accepts his but hates how he gets prejudged for what he is. There's even that mole guy from XTAS who gets beaten to death by a mob despite having no powers except looking like a mole.
For Storm it's a gift: not feeling the currents, the weather... it feels like one of her sense are gone. THUNDER, startles her because she can't sense it. It's a metaphor for someone loosing a sense in an accident, something that could make you you like your sense of hearing. I"m not sure I could take loosing mine and loosing music.
So Storm realizes she can't figure out who she is NOW and be an x-man and leaves and finds in a texas bar Forge. As I covered before Forge.. was barely a thing in XTAS. He was mission contorl for bishop, head of x-factor, who he left between series, and helped out during the phallanx covenant two parter.. but really never bonded with most of the x-men or did anything.
97 takes advantage of that to flesh him out: He has a small house with a big lab taking up the basement, left x-factor, has been in the goverment a long time and is clearly attracted to ororo. Their chemistry feels natural here, both strong capable people who are drawn to one another by their free spirits and reliance on their gifts. Forge is everything to him too. He also has lost something and had to get used to a replacement, something not usper called attnetion too but still present in his prosetic leg. Granted this being a superhero universe, his leg is a super leg he built himeslf, but it's still not the same.
As discussed.. he's also the one who in a way is responsible for Storm's predicament. He's able to counter the neutralizer tech.. because he built it. The scene where he reveals it is powerful, and again a massiv eimporvment over lifedeath, with Forge admitting it and his guilt and rightfully being called out for lying.
Unlike the comics though... Storm's forced to work through her issues with forge right away. She plans to run.. but then the adversary shows up, forcing her to fight her inner demons.
It's revealed that desire to be human.. is what's holding her back. It wasn't a thing of the past and the idea she can avoid the cycle of death and destruction that comes with being herself has held her back. The device worked.. but she can't stomach it. Storm has to confront this hidden part of her, something i'm sure a lot of ppeople deal with: a thought about yourself you can't stand because it's so vile.
It's only by facing this and her issues with forge, going to get Daniel a cure, that she can be free from her literal demon and metaphorical ones: while the adversary tries to taunt her.. she realizes she was scared, it was tempting.. but she can't fall to that idea, that dream. Being a mutant.. is who she is. She can hide it but she can't change it... and she dosen't want to hide it. A moment of weakness dosen't make you weak, it allows you to become stronger and Storm soars out gloriously in her 70's costume. Sadly she does try to take a break.. but as we discussed... there's no time for that. But her development allows her to be what she's always been: a pillar for her friends, while acknolwdging she dosen't have to be just that.
Forge is pretty great, taking what I always loved about the character and throwing out the creepy undertones and bits of accidental racisim. His cheyne heritage is present, but not overwrought, he feels genuinely guilty about lying, and in general is a better guy. He's also a setup for season 2 as loosing ororo he tries to carry on her dream... only to find he may be able to save her yet. Also his name is daniel Lone eagle which is neat.
Jubilee and Roberto: Out and Proud, Closeted and Afraid
So for 97 Jubilee got a plot i'm shocked never happened in XTAS: Jubilee got a boyfrined. Part of this might of been a fear of serilization by the editors: Beast's one romance arc, while powerful and painful, was a one off episode, Gambit and Rogue was will they or won't they, and I get the sense they didn't want Cyclops and Jean to stay married after the proposal that ended season 1. The closest Jubilee got was Longshot, and he was still a grown man with hollow bones like a bird and not really intrested in her as more than a friend. Thank god.
So 97 uses this gap to help bring in a new face, one who was totally on the table for the previous series but was never used for some werid reason: Sunspot aka Roberto DeCosta
So cards on the table: Roberto DeCosta is one of my faviorite mutants. Hearing he was not only getting adapted but to the main cast was my main reason for checking out the series before the trailer dropped. Berto has been adapted before, but in very small parts with New Mutants being the exception.. and new mutants is so eh he wasn't really given anything resembling a personality.
Roberto was around before Jubilee as part of the new mutants, Xavier's previous class I planned to cover this mutant month but then this review took several days to get done. The New Mutants were the next generation of mutants, various aged teens thrown together with the intention of guiding their gifts but since the x-men existed, not with the intent of them being the x-men like last time. This didn't protect them from danger but gave us some of mutantkinds best like Magik, Wolfsbane, and two of my other faviorites Cypher, a teen who can decypher any launguage and Warlock, a delightful alien from another planet whose dad is trying to kill him
Warlock can and does use english, and is a good selffriend.
Only Wolfsbane, Cannonball and Warlock showed up in XTAS, as a bulk of the new mutants were out of the picture in the comics at the time: Dani moonstar left, Karma was left in comic book limbo for a while, Magma was written off and Warlock was throught dead but came back during the 90's. Wolfsbane got a voiceless cameo but the other two did get full episodes, Cannoball a decentl set up but badly animated episode about a shady goverment agnecy trying to recruit sam, and Warlock the center of the phallanax covneant two parter.
Roberto was nowhere to be found and thus fair game and honestly a perfect fit: With age fluctuations, Roberto and Jubilee have never been around each other or the same age long enough to date, though now their both nebuously in their 20's maybe Gail Simone will make that happen. Do it gail. Do ittttttt.
97.. just drops him in at 17 or 18, same age Jubes is as by this point. You see why the two click: Roberto is also prideful, fashionable and a smooth talker with tons of sass. It's no suprise he's visting just one episode after this and their making out and implied to go further what's implied to only be weeks later.
Yet they also contast nicely: While Jubilee was uneasy with her powers, by this point she's a proud x-man, in decent control of them and trying to guide Roberto through those rough early stages. She had disaproving guardians when her power woke up but soon found a new family in the x-men.
Roberto... has his birth parents but is dead afraid they won't accept him, something even queer people with the most accepting parents (raises hand) have felt. MY moms reaction was pretty much "Okay good for you", and I was still terrified of telling her, never mind my dad whose argument against gay marriage was "I guess I can marry my cat now". He was also shockingly accepting and at worst told me to make sure I use protection... which feels mildly insulting but compared to the rejection I was expecting i'll take "well meaning homophobia".
Roberto hiding it from his parents isn't taken from the comics.. but tha'ts only because his x gene activated during a football match after a racist winged him. Not for being a mutant, but for being afro latino. And yeap this adaptation once again falls into the trap of not making Roberto dark skinned. It's annoying and there's no excuse for it. Admtiely his skin color DOES fluctuate, but I still wish writers and casting remmbered this.
Anyways, Roberto is terrfied so he avoids the subject, though he sees a cronneberg of his mother during the nightmare sequence in episode 1. Gambit also saw Magneto and Rogue reinacting the finale of society.
Roberto's parents are changed slightly from the comics. Their barely being around for their son is accurate: in the comics his dad was a succesful 80's buisness scumbag and his mom a rainforest advocate. Their marriage could be best described as "He tried to kill her once and failed because the new mutants were around then tried to brush it off to his son as a whoopsie". Here they don't seem to be trying to have each other killed at least, but still aren't around.
One thing that is accurate to the ocmics is tha tin the long run, only one is important. In the comics it was his 80s buisness scumbag dad who later joined the Hellfire Club. Here it's his 90's fundraising scumbag mom. She seemingly accepts him coming out, having figured it out as he set a boat or two on fire. Classic Roberto. She accepts it.. but wants him to stay closted for optics.
So before we get to Jubilee starring daggers at her so hard it's suprised Mrs Decosta dosen't bleed out already, let's talk about Jubes one episode, Motendo. Jubilee dosen't get a ton of devleopment, most of it being simply the transition between series and into adulthood. Thankfully Motendo does a lot in only 11 minutes to give her an arc.
So it's her birthday but Magneto dosen't want to celebrate because he dosen't understand childhoods. Understandable given everything, but as we discussed he's still a tad dickish for his main reason for not doing this: he'd look rediculous. Still bummed we didn't get magneto doing lazer tags
So Jubes throws a fit in her room, as she do, mad at this and all the changes: clones, magneto, morph's distractingly bald head. She wants to escape into nostalgia. It's a nice bit of commentary, especially from a show that exists because of nostalgia yet chooses not to bank soley on it.
So naturaly mojo gave her a video game console and she ends up reliving her past hits. She clearly wants to stay while Roberto is like "babe we're kinda in mortal danger" and only him nearly dying snaps her out of it. Thankfully Jubilee can rescue herself.. or rather Abscissa, a copy Mojo made to playtest the game who both shows Jubilee her full potetial of her powers, a setup for the finale, and shows her living in the past.. isn't great. The future is scary.. but it's also full of hope. So Jubilee leaves, looses her virinity and all is well
Then genosha and that attempt to come out happen and Jubes is back to being pissy, but this time entirely righeously as Mrs Decosta is throwiing a ball , is salty at the x-men for the xavier thing and generally a dick. So Jubilee decides to spend her not mother in laws cash. They get captured.. and instead of defending her son, Mrs Decosta bascially tells him to go with them and had the emp not happened, Roberto may not of lived much longer. It's a horrifying scene and one all too painfully real: sometimes.. a loved ones love is really that conditional.
So roberto dosen't have time to process his pain and anger when Magneto shows up. Roberto joining him does feel less earned than Rogue, as he was more "Scared to be a mutant".. but still makes sense. Roberto knew his mom was ashamed of his gift.. but didn'tk now how far she'd go and hasn't had time to process this before a big scary man shows up and says "let her die son". It's very clear from the confrontation on Asteroid m his mood is "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO? OH GOD OH GOD" and seems mildly relived to both reconcile with Jubes and get out of that.
He does level up, if offscreen, training before the three part finale and taking on bastion, finally taking on his comics name. While Jubes is served well enough by the season, though I wish she had more outside her boyfriend, Roberto's arc feels mildly rushed. They can do more going forward with my boy, including a possible evolution into the strategic badass with a love for the mission impossible theme he is now in the comics, but Roberto's one of the characters who got whacked hardest by the writer having to cram all this story into 10 episodes, knowing they'd likely only get 30 max and only had 20 to start. Roberto isn't done dirty but he could do more and hopefully his and JUbes mia status leads to that next season. So speaking of doing more
And the Rest
We have three x-men left over, all great but all out of focus.
We'll start with the boy: I love beast, and this series dosen't write him bad, he still quotes stuff and is voiced perfectly and gets to hyjack robots twice... but it's also very obvious they didn't have much for Hank to do, and thus one of hte best x-men gets sidelined the most out of the cast. He gets a sorta romance with Trish Tilby which is nice, and frankly her turning into a robot and trying to strangle him is an upgrade from her comics self's excuse of "I don't want to be accused of bestiality because you look like aslan now". Still while Trish is left in a robot coma, and we can find out if she willingly consented to being a murder robot and is thus a racist poc or if it was just bastion spreading it around next season. But frankly i'ts just kinda there in a seaon that already has a romantic subplot for every damn x-man. I'm hoping season 2 gives hank an actual plot ,they really dropped they ball with him.
They never even picked it up with Bishop, whose there soley as a plot device. In previous apperances he was fleshe dout and had a goal. Here he's just waiting for Hank to fix his ride. We never find out WHY he's in the past, why he and cable got sperated, and why it took him as long as it did to come on back. I know season 2 will fill in a lot but while he gets a neat moment or two with his powers, Bishop feels like he's mostly there because fans wanted him to join, but the creators only had two episodes of material for him and couldn't write him out because he's needed to get rid of nathan and set up next season. Like Hank he deserves WAY better next season but given he'll likely be integral to rescuing the others, we have a better gaurantee than hank.
Next is one of my faviorite mutants, the man, the myth the fuzzy, it's nightcrawler. And Kurt fans.. we ate good here as while Kurt's only in half of the series not only does he finally join the team in this continuity, he finally picks up a sword. See XTAS focused more on Kurt's spirtual side, which has always been present.
XTAS choose to simply focus on that over kurt's other aspects: his fun loving nature, razor sharp wit, his love of old errol flynn movies, his love of swordplay and adventure born out of that love, dating his adopted sister for several years in universe.. okay maybe that last part can go die in the heart of the sun.
It wasn't a bad take on kurt: It still got his friendship with wolverine and kind empathetic nature in, with as we discussed him trying badly to save his racist brother when most would understand not trying to redeem the guy trying to kill you for what you are. The fact the religious angle was present at all was groundbrekaing for the time and something the Lewalds had to fight the network for.
So 97 keeps him as a preist and former monk, but also allows other aspects to play out: being on krakoa allows him to be more playful and being with the x-men allows him more opportunities to kick ass and triple wield swords using his tail. As a result 97 continues the good groundwork.. but getting Kurt out of the guest sport allows him to be a fuller kurt wagner. He dosen't get a romance subplot because bigger things are hapening and we already have 10 of those, but otherwise he gets to be both a man of faith who can scare dracula and a swashbuckling elf.
He also gets to be the heart of the x-men like in the comics: while Storm also filled that roll in the comics, Kurt was often the voice of peace and a bridge. When Colossus broke up with Kitty Pryde because he found someone who wasn't 13, thank god, Nightcrawler went with him when Wolverine took him into town for a drink to make sure no one got stabbed. Here he helps his sister best he can, helps logan and jubilee process their grief and is there for his friends. I can't wait to see how he meshes with the rest of the team as asid efrom rogue most of the group he's stranded iwth in ancient egypt are characters he hasn't got to interact with in this continuity. Also seeing him join the main credits... god that felt good.
Finally we have Charles. Charles is only around for a few episodes, and the show's handling of him is mixed. The characterization is spot on: he's kind, open and can't let his students go, wanting to relocate his girlfrien'ds bird colonlist empire to earth, something even she knows they'd never accept and gently turns down. Like scott he puts his duty over his life. He TRIES to reverse it, and get the brain wipe.. but he loves his kids too much. He's willing to try for a new life among the stars, but he won't give up his students. He will howeve rschool birds in colonlism, pointing out the empire just takes and homonginzes like any empire. He also stuffs an apple in his sister in laws mouth. Charles is great in his intro.
The issue is.. the first part of the series dosen't clarify if he's dead or not: Scott has his death certifcate, the world thinks he's dead, and Magneto acts like he's dead. They KNEW Charles was coming back, so while the world thinking he's dead is fine... there was no where they could hint at him being in space? It is a nice swerve he's alive.. but it's confusing as fuck for people who haven't watched the original. They explain he recovered but it's a bit much to go from Genosha to "Charles xavier in space with his bird wife". I was numb to it because i'm used to how weird as shit the x-men are. I Proudly reviewed the time they fought dracula and almost did again. But my good friend @jess-the-vampire was deeply confused and I can't blame her. The shows accesible for the most part if you know the broad strokes of x-men... but the shows and films after x-tas leave out the weirder shit so ther'es no aliens or demons. So introducing the shiar is a bit much to take. I"m not saying leave them out, I MISSED that weird shit, but maybe mention them offhand. It'd still be weird a sfuck but we'd be expecting them at some point. It spoils the suprise but when the suprise takes most of your audience to google to find out what th efuck is going on, it's not worth it.
It also takes some of the sting out knowing he was alive. That said him being alive wraps around well as it also means Charles..c an't just avoid his actions. Like Scott and Ororo, he throws away his chance at a happy life away from strife to go help the x-men. And Scott is there to yell at him for it. He meant well with the will.. but his refusal to explain just hurt his son and it's a rift that hasn't quite healed and will likely fester in season 2.
Charles is decent here though. Ross Marquand is good in the roll nad after years of seeing xavier at some of his worst in the krakoan age, it was very nice to see Xavier be a kind mentor and idealist again. No secret deaths or enslaved danger rooms. Just a man hwo can fuck up but means well. And is also very much in love with his best friend and arch enemy. And that's lovely.
Humanity would rather DIE than have kids like US!
So we've come to our final character section
Yeah this review.. has been a lot to put together. Bastion is our big bad for the season, but hides for most of it, only vaugely hinted at in Lifedeath Part 1 before his debut in Bright Eyes.
It works incredibly well though: We have no idea the goverments funding him or that the sentinel program is even THAT robust. We ssee Trask with a few leftovers, the hint someone's funding him, but that's it. It seemed more likely Sinister was the mastermind.
But that lack of info is what makes him terrifying: out of semeingly nowhere a man the x-men had never heard of creates an entire shadowy genocide operation. It has the same effect Cassandra Nova did in the comics, this new big bad coming in and having been there far longer than they could've prepared for. It's hard to pull off but x-men 97 does so with style.
What helps is that Bastion like the best x-villians is given layers. In the comics they tried this a little with his mother, but mostly defaulted to hateful racist man. Here he's still hateful racist man.. but the chilling kind who tries to make it sound resonable. A shouty demagog is angerous sure, at the time of this article one is running for president again. But someone who appeals to the "logic" in hatred, the petty fears of people without just screaming them is often more terrifying. Bastion is the project 2025 to the friends of humanity's january 6th: changing the system to destroy it for those he deems lesser.
Bastion has a smooth demanor, the perfect counterpoint to our heroes: he's cold, calculating and dosen't care who dies as long as among the bodies are mutantkind and the rest made into slaves. He makes big speeches about how right he is, smugly assured he'll win.
Yet behind all this.. is a pile of self loathing. Due to being flooded with nimrod, Bastion is essentially a mutant himself. He may not have an x gene far as we know, but he's technopathic, had bright red skin, and was ostracisted. He's not much diffrent from our heroes.. yet his mother refusing charles help meant Bastion never realized mutants weren't that diffrent and let himself become a monster, become what the sentinel programming wanted: the perfect weapon. Like many a far right extremist, bastion becomes what he is because he's lashing out and found an echo chamber telling him he's right. IN this case it was robot programs in his brain but still.
Bastion is not forgivable. Scott tries to get him to join the x-men.. but this feels unwiedly. Well meant, but given all he'd done, no way in fuck that should happen. But I get the point: To try and save the villian rather than let them die. Bastion committed genocide.
Yet he's pitiable.. his last words are "Humanity would rather die than have kids like us!"... the truth laid bear.. he did this not because deep down he thought humanity was superior, he tried to hyjack them, or the sentinels were.. but because he hated what he wasand coudlnt' stand people who were happy with who they were. He couldn't stand being a mutant.
Odds and ends
A few last things before we go. Chris Britton's sinister is great nad terifying. Good stuff. He steps right back into it easily.
I loved all the various marvel cameos. From Spidey, both in and out of costume, to iron man, to cap it was nice to see all corners of the marvel universe. I especailly loved getting a zemo cameo.
I do wish we'd gotten an actual pperance of magik as somehow between the og and now, she's both now a teen and has been kidnapped by demons and all that. Probably setup for next sesaon.
Cap's a bit of a dick here. While yes in the 80's and 90's, cap would abide the goverment more, this dosen't feel like a thing he'd hold back on. He DID quit over trying to exert more contorl, he'd work that red tape.
Conclusion:
X-Men 97 is excellent, both in i'ts own right and as a love letter to the x-men. Well scripted, animated and acted, it's the best of the four x-men animated shows and possibly the best adaptation of the work. This is a true masterpice and while it took me nearly a week of work on an doff to get this done, it was well worth it
Next Time: Kurt Wagner finds out he has too mommies as we look at x-men blue origins
#x-men 97#x-men#wolverine#cyclops#jean grey#storm#magneto#bastion#rogue#gambit#forge#comics#animation
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Okay so idk what possessed me when I was watching Monarch: Legacy of monsters but I decided to mix it with HTF for god knows why. Here’s some concept art+comics!
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Here are some of the first sketches, I came up w/ Flaky first, and as I drew the others I came up with some backstory ideas. The first concept for these three is that they kind of took the place of General Shaw, Keiko and Billy(im like 63% sure that’s his name and I refuse to look it up) except they where around after Monarch. Sniffles was one of the head scientists at Monarch, and Flippy was sent to help him try to get close to what was believed to be a hive for M.U.T.O’s. Along the way they found Flaky who 1, no one knew existed, and 2, was very familiar with the M.U.T.O’s, so they decided to use them as their guide. However, none of them ever return from this trip, much to the dismay of their loved ones. Also I changed Nuttys role and how Flaky and Sniffles met. However I keep the first pictures because I think their cute.
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Here are the more recent doodles, they’re more updated bc I drew them while watching the new episodes. Their just vague character designs that I’ll likely alter in the future.
also, angst comic
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Okay, now to describe the peoples placings. Petunia, Toothy and Cub are kind of like the main cast. Giggles, Cuddles, maybe Lumpy and Russel, Handy and probably Lammy are apart of Monarch, Pop, Sneaky, Ka-Boom and possibly Lifty are dead, Shifty, Mime, Nutty, and the others I can’t remember rn are like side helpers. Nutty being the most noteworthy to my mind rn. Tiger General would likely be kind of like a Hirose or Shaw figure, who seems like a bad guy at one point but is just trying to help.
I’m glad you guys listened to my rant and looked at the art, or one or another. I know I haven’t been posting a lot since school started again and I’m still a bit uncomfortable posting things other then HTF, and I’m planning on posting more today, so you’ll likely get more of these kind of ‘content blasts’. I’m going to try and make another panel of that comic in hopes I can post more content after a piece of that backstory stuff. Keep an eye out!
#htf#happy tree friends#htf flippy#htf fliqpy#htf fanart#art#htf flaky#traditional art#htf pop#sniffles htf#disco bear htf#mime htf#cuddles htf#htf cub#htf giggles#htf nutty#htf au#htf x monarch au#monarch legacy of monsters Au
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[very long post] Hi theater kids! I want to share a musical idea I’ve had for a whiiiiillleee and recently flipped on its head and had an amazing idea for today. Titled: The Matchmaker
The idea: A person who can find the perfect partner for anyone except themselves is on a hunt to find “the one” for them. One day they do find someone that romantically loves them… but they can’t replicate those feelings cause they’re aromantic.
This idea first popped into my head after I watched Sweeney Todd live in april of 2023 (in NL, t’was absolutely phenomenal) so it started out as a look into someones life who, at some point, would be driven to near insanity because they can’t find the right one, and later on that they can’t feel the feelings the other feels. This idea, at some point, became quite boring for me.
So I tried to flip the idea on its head and, to be honest, the new idea fits so much more and seems so much more fun and engaging. Now “The Matchmaker” is a tv show-like musical. There’s 10 contestants and, after 1 night, at least 2 of them will have been coupled together and will leave as a couple thanks to the host of the programmer, the matchmaker.
The matchmaker secretly wants to find the one for themselves but is unable to do so. Using their talent to find the right one for others, they try to make a living off of it by making it a tv show while still trying to find the one for them.
This tv show is widely successful and has been running for a couple of years. Over time it unknowingly became more important that most of the contestants are dramatic caricatures to gain more money and finding the right ones became less important. But the matchmaker still keeps a clean record of no immediate break ups within the couples they find. The only real breakups between couples happen years after their episodes aired.
The people backstage also get to shine too. Getting to interact with the characters as if they were a part of a real recording. They get lines and jokes as well.
The musical is a recording session of one of the episodes for a new season. The audience is like an audience at a recording. There’s screens telling the audience when to clap. Some jokes will be told with the help of these screens too.
The stage is the set of the show, with a little side stage where there’s a “confession booth” where the contestants can confess some stuff that’ll be edited into the show during the recordings.
Around halfway through the show it becomes clear to the host that there’s only 1 guest compatible, a very basic person with nothing special going on with them that was just added there to reach the 10 needed contestants. This confuses the host. But what confuses the host more is that none of the other 9 contestants seem like good fits. Who is this person that the 1 contestant is compatible to?
The host tells the contestants that only 1 contestant seems to be compatible. Most contestants are alright with this information, but 1 contestant, a very rich and famous contestant, really wants to go home with a partner that night. So they go to the host and threaten to sue the entire show if they aren’t the one paired with the contestant. (With a kick-ass song to boot.)
This frightens the host, they don’t want to lose their job. But they know that the 2 contestants aren’t compatible. After trying to find who is compatible, they realize something big. The person the contestant is compatible with is the host themselves.
But that can’t be, right? The host has never felt romantic attraction to anyone, how can this be? This is when one of the camera people comes in and tells the host that the connection is likely a platonic one, which is perfectly valid. But the host, in absolute fear and stress over the entire situation, has a hard time accepting this. They run off, going to tell the compatible contestant about the thing.
The camera person really wants to help the host but isn’t sure how. Until they listen back to the song the rich contestant sung to threaten the host. One of the other camera people, a big fan of the rich contestant, filmed the singing. They listen back and realize that the contestant not-so-subtly hinted to them being in a money laundering scheme. The camera people quickly start investigating this.
A bit later, it is time for the host to tell who are coupled together. As they try to say that the 2 contestants are coupled, the camera people talk through them to tell everyone that the host and the compatible contestant are the new couple. Telling them that platonic love is just as valid as any other form of legal love that exists. This really angers the rich contestant. Just as they’re calling their lawyer to sue the show, the police break in and arrest them for money laundering. The show and musical end on a happy end!
The big theme of this musical would be how love comes in many types. This musical would also touch on how the showbiz industry works and would be very, very queer. Not just by the fact that the host being aromantic is a big part of their character, but also due to the fact that any role can be played by anyone. With the only limit being their vocal range.
All characters would have 2 names that work and can be used. It’s up to the actor to choose the name they feel most comfortable with, or to come up with a new name that also works. Pronouns can be changed very easily, especially cause the songs all stick to gender neutral terms so nothing has to be changed in there for it to still work!
As someone on the aromantic spectrum, I’ve been wanting to show aromantic representation that’s purely about the romantic side for a while, and this is the biggest idea I’ve had around it.
If you made it this far, thank you for reading the entire idea! I’m really curious on what you think about this idea. (And note that this is just an idea. I didn’t note that well enough the last time I shared a musical idea and that led to many people being confused and wanting to sign up/help even though I wasn’t sure I was even gonna do it haha)
Bye :D!!
#theater kids#theater#musical#musical idea#musical ideas#gay musical#aromantic#aro#aro musical#aromantic musical#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtqia musical
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Do the Earthquake!
After a good while, we’re back on our continued through Prehistoric Planet’s second season, and what we have today is essentially Deserts 2: Electric Boogaloo. In all seriousness, Badlands was a pretty solid episode, but it and two of the later episodes in this season have 5 segments respectively. While it’s a bit odd, especially when most of the episodes from last season had 6 segments per episode, we still have plenty to talk about here. Just be careful not to step in any puddles of lava. We wouldn’t want anyone’s feet melting, now would we?
When your motherly instincts are stronger than lava and toxic fumes
In a bit of a neat bookends trope, the episode starts and ends with the Indian titanosaur, Isisaurus. This is basically one of the species’ first major appearances in pop culture, and the episode knew how to do these titans justice. Part 1 revolves around a herd of females making their way through the recently-formed Deccan Traps to get to a patch of volcanic soil, where they’ll lay their eggs. Just like with the Olorotitan from Season 1, the goal of this trip is to have the eggs incubated in the warm soil, making it easy for them to be heated enough to hatch. As the females eventually leave, the eggs are left to their own devices. And for the hatching babies? We’ll get to them at the end.
*Goofy yell plays in the background*
We then cut to Mongolia, where, just like with Deserts from Season 1, we bear witness to a trilogy of the dinosaurs that lived in this area. The first part of this trilogy revolves around a pack of Velociraptors having to find food for their adorable chicks. Luckily for them, an opportunity arises in the form of a herd of migrating herbivores. Obviously, the much larger Nemegtosaurus and Mongolian Titans are much too big to tackle, the pack has their eyes set on a much smaller target: Prenocephale. Remember that episode of Dinosaur Planet with both Velociraptor and Prenocephale? This is basically the modern day version of it. While the much larger sauropods are harassed by a group of Tarbosaurus, the Prenocephale scatter up the hills to escape their predators… while being completely unaware of the raptors waiting for them. As one of the feathery predators chases the dome-heads up a cliff, the rest of the pack lay in waiting, before one of them basically YEETS one of the Prenocephale off the cliff that it was running on. While the Tarbosaurus pack enjoy a dead Nemegtosaurus that accidently fell off a small patch of rock, the Velociraptor family happily enjoys their hard-earned meal.
Egg stealing …𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕
We then cut to a different part of Mongolia, where we reunite with another feathery face from Season 1; Corthyoraptor. You know that old meme of Oviraptor originally being an egg thief, only to turn out to be a good parent? The latter is basically this scene. As the fathers watch over their eggs, late into the night, they’re soon being spotted by a pair of hungry eyes. The owner of the eyes is revealed to be a Kuru kulla, a species of raptor related to Velociraptor. While I’ve seen many people online talk about how Kuru looks a bit too much like Velociraptor, it should be worth noting that both genera belong to the same family of dromaeosaurs (the Velociraptorinae, to be precise). Getting back to the scene at hand, the female Kura manages to snack on a few eggs, before the Corythoraptor colony spots her. Not wanting to get in the wrath of a few angry dads, the Kuru snatches one more egg before she bolts out of the nesting colony, and right to a large rock. Just like her daytime cousins, the female Kuru is a good parent, having taken the egg for her chicks to learn how to crack and get to the yolk inside. How wholesome!
Welcome to the CLUB
The end of this second Mongolian trilogy features one of my favorite scenes in the entire series to date. You know how Tarchia made a cameo back in Season 1? The desert ankylosaur finally gets a scene all to itself, as a couple of brothers make their way to a hidden oasis. While one of the young anyklosaurs lingers behind for a bit, the other one finds a large watering hole hidden among the sun-baked cliffs, where a bunch of Prenocephale are seen. At worst, the pachycephalosaurs only serve as annoyances, which cannot be said for the larger male Tarchia present. After seeing this teenager wander into his territory, the old male sizes him up, using his large tail club as a warning display. It’s only with the arrival of the second brother that the tides begin to change. Outnumbered, and not wanting to deal with twice the tail clubs, the old male makes a hasty retreat, and the brothers get to drink in peace. Overall, this was one of my favorite scenes in the whole show, as well as my personal favorite from this episode in particular.
In India, the sausages EAT you
Returning to India for the last segment of the episode, the eggs laid by the female Isisaurus herd a few months prior begin to hatch into sauropodlets. They are cute, yes, but let’s face it; This is Prehistoric Planet, a show where things don’t end well for baby animals. As the group of baby dinosaurs head out to catch up with the herd, many of them will have to face through both perilous landscapes, along with hungry Rajasaurus looking for a snack. While many of the babies get gobbled up, the vast majority manage to survive the ordeal and make it into the forest, ending the episode.
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Given how there’s a dinosaur whose name LITERALLY means “good mother lizard”, pretty much
The Uncovered segment of this episode goes into detail about how many dinosaurs raised and took care of their young. The Isisaurus and Olorotitans covering their eggs in volcanic soil is backed up by fossilized eggs under this exact same process. The people behind this show certainly know their stuff, lemme tell ya.
And with that, Badlands is done. While I was originally hoping to get this next review done within a week after the previous episode, the nearly month-long gap between them allowed me to take a breath, and iron out the details when writing. I’m not sure if the review for Swamps is gonna take me a similarly long time to get done, or maybe this could be a monthly thing that’ll last a while. I don’t know. What I am aware of is this; This is frankly one of the most fun writing projects that I’ve done in a while, and we’re still not done just yet, folks! Stay tuned for the Swamps review! (When it’ll be finished)
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Today I'm gonna play: Final Fantasy XIII-2
This is my first post! I don't have a format on how I'm going to discuss games, so I'm just going to rant out whatever comes to mind I guess! I'm putting an apostrophe for terms exclusive to the game and will detail them at the end.
I've recently finished FF13, which...wasn't the most enjoyable FF I've played. Although its level design was linear, and the characters can be a little tropey, I had more issues with the lack of party customization that only gets unlocked later on in the game, and the general difficulty as well as its expensive economy, it had some very impressive art direction and music that still holds up to this day! I've jumped on to its sequel to see how it fares.
I'm currently on episode 4, and I've seen some nice improvements so far! The Paradigm Shift* system is a lot faster and responsive, and the game allows you to do Preemptive Strikes* which gives you an advantage with the Stagger Bar*, as well as grant Haste* temporarily which is a nice tactical advantage. Your additional party members now consist of up to 3 monsters you capture and equip, who each have their own paradigm class. Overall this makes the combat very fun and customizable!
The first game also constantly focused on combat. This time, I'm seeing puzzle segments, which are somewhat confusing, and some options to dress up monsters you catch. Not perfect systems, but it's nice to see some downtime. I do find the Mog Throw* funny though.
Levels this time are larger and non-linear, giving more replayability as well as a sense of exploration. This exploration is linked to the main story too, so it doesn't feel too much like a chore. I'd say it's somewhat of an improvement.
The graphics are still the same, but I'm enjoying one area in particular for its futuristic aesthetic, so it still has some nice artistic direction going on. I would say the character designs are a hit or miss compared to the first game. Serah's outfit in XIII-2 seems...odd despite looking more battle-ready. Her gloves and weapon are the only pluses, but it looks like they're more keen on showing more skin for some reason (with her having a swimsuit outfit too apparently). Noel on the other hand has a more appealing design! His head gives me Squall Leonhart vibes but with the hair grown a little.
I also like the characterization more than the first game. Noel is really smart and capable, and even shows a side of impatience so he's not perfect. Serah is also interesting as she journeys from being a girl that couldn't do anything to being a courageous heroine. The duo's dynamics are more pleasing to watch compared to where the first game had a larger cast that was constantly at odds with each other but awkwardly come together at some point.
The story is also easier to follow as there's not a lot of weird terminology anymore that doesn't explain itself. Even though it's about time travel, I haven't seen anything crazy yet.
One detail I really like is that it reminds you of previous events. Every time you get back into the game, it has a ''story so far'' segment that pops up before entering a world to catch you up to speed, and for those that have not played 13, there's a whole summary section available in the menu. This may be annoying for people who have been continuously playing the game (like me) and don't need to be reminded, but there are times where we drop a game because life happens, or another game catches our attention and we wander off to playing that. But having a reminder is a nice touch for a positive experience. Perhaps this feature could have a toggled off option in the settings.
One detail I dislike is the pacing of the extra dialogue that plays in the overworld. The first game paced this well, but this sequel seems to have longer dialogue that could potentially pressure you to stop and listen if you want to hear the extra details, otherwise interacting with anything else risks you from skipping them. Grand Theft Auto also has this issue, when you're driving during a story mission and you cannot hit the destination marker yet because the characters are still talking. The only solution I can see to amending this would be to allow the player to see/hear the next dialogue by pressing a button. NEO: The World Ends With You has (non-voiced) dialogue pop up in the overworld, which you can interact with to see the rest of it while still on the go.
Overall, I'm looking forward to what the rest of the game has in store! The music is as great, if not even better than the first! I have listened to some of the tracks long before getting on this game, but I've heard some new ones that are absolute bangers! 13 made me a fan of Masashi Hamauzu, but 13-2 is now making me a fan of Naoshi Mizuta too! I'm gonna put a link to my current favourite track.
Terms exclusive to the game: Paradigm shift - Strategic set of roles your characters can have which you can switch around during combat. Preemptive strike - Allows you to strike an enemy first to gain an advantage. Similar to Player Advantage/Ambush in the Persona/Shin Megami Tensei games. Stagger bar - A gauge the player fillswhen fighting (best by casting magic) which allows the enemy to be vulernable to more damage Haste - An effect (or spell) common in FF games that makes you act faster Mog Throw - An ability that allows you to throw Mog (Moogle, a creature in FF games) to inaccessible/far places and give you treasure in return
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- October 15th 2024 -
What happened last night? Hardly anything. It was my husband's first day back at work after 6 weeks off, so I'm home alone for a few days, and it's been a little boring. All I did was browse Reddit, watch a documentary, make pasta for dinner, and go outside for some stargazing (unfortunately I couldn't see the comet - hopefully I can see it tonight).
Who is the last boy you hugged? My husband.
What was the last thing you thought? I was wondering if the previous question was asking about any male in general, or if it was literal and specifically referring to "male child." And that made me think about how I hugged my nephews goodbye on Saturday when we were all at my parent's house.
What are you thinking about right now? My bird squawking at me lol. And I'm also thinking about how I need to start waking up earlier now that the days are getting shorter. Sleeping in late is a bad habit when the sun sets early.
Would you have sex with the last person you sent a message to? Yes, as that was my husband.
Would you consider yourself spoiled? Yeah maybe. I've definitely had a very good life. But I'm not unappreciative of that, nor do I feel entitled to things.
What was the last text you sent? "Someone needs to just fucking punch him in the face." Sent to my husband, talking about Trump. Lmao.
Do you break things when you are mad? No. Well I remember doing that only once, when I was a kid. A classmate was mean to me and I was so angry that I smashed a cassette player.
Whose hoodie did you last wear besides your own? My husband's.
Did something happen today that made you angry? Nope.
What did you do today? Slept in too late, read some news articles, had toast with pumpkin butter for breakfast, made a cup of tea, did some tidying up in the kitchen, cleaned Luna's cage. And I need to go get groceries in a little bit, and pick up my birth control from the pharmacy.
What did you do Friday night? I made a bunch of breakfast foods for dinner haha. Scrambled eggs with veggies from the farm market, chicken and maple sausage, toast with pumpkin butter (I've been obsessed with pumpkin butter lately). And my husband and I watched the most recent episode of Bake Off.
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to? Yes, it is my greatest fear.
Are you lying to yourself about something? No.
Is your bed comfortable? The daybed in my room is amazing. One of the most comfortable things I've ever slept on. The queen sized bed in the room that's mostly my husband's (but where I sometimes sleep too) is alright.
Does it take a lot to make you happy? No, I'm generally already a pretty happy person.
Your best friend says to you now, “let’s go to a party and get trashed!”? He wouldn't say that.
Who knows mainly all of your secrets? My husband.
Can you go a day without thinking about the person that’s on your mind now? Nope. That would be impossible since I talk to him every single day.
What were you doing at 1 in the morning? I think I was posting in the forums, and about to go to bed.
If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find? Pillows and blankets.
Were you single over last summer? No. 2009 was my last single summer.
Has anyone ever told you, you have pretty eyes? Yeah.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Just once.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over? One, maybe two (I can't remember for sure, it was long ago).
When you think of the rainbow, what pops in your head? Leprechauns haha.
Is the person you last texted single? No.
Was last night terrible? No. I was in a weird mood, though. One of those moods where you're bored, but nothing seems interesting enough to quell that boredom.
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I THOUGHT SHE KNEW ft. *NSYNC
July 2024:
I am at the crossroads (a familiar rap tune comes to mind and now, the Britney movie) in terms of how I felt about your band. I'm starting to believe that I won't be able to witness THE tour. Yes, you may have ruined the world tour, JT. Get it? May?
Now, I do not question how to start this post. Because I am sure that my time exploring several aspects of your career pre- and post-hiatus - from the HD MSG concert to the 240p Reel *NSYNC video, made me happy. I do not doubt that this is only an era or a phase because life happens and all of us are not exactly young anymore. But starting March this year, you took us to a Better Place with your new music. The five of you evolved in the era of social media while maintaining your low-key private lives (the unicorn may have overdone it a bit but I may have understood when you were burned by the thing you love, big-time). While I love a story of Paradise in a form of a reunion, it is important to me that I tell this so I can look back and smile at the craziness and joy you leave in this world, still do. This story is in the form of a Pros and Cons list I might (or might not) present in my 30-minute talk.
Title: An *NSYNC Reunion - Here We Go or no go?
Now Playing: Deep Cuts
Pros (in order of *Band History, "History", *slams the piano*):
Chris - The founding father. The crazy one. The one with the pineapple hair and braids. The only one who would sign off a video of him spinning on an empty airport floor because "too much sugar". I stand by what I said that he became the most normal one after the h-word. With his current Pop2000 Tour, he proved that having a platform for bands like O-Town and BBMAK is a fun way to fill the nostalgia for pop music of that period. I find that honorable and loyal when he said that the reunion will happen if all 5 members are in. Maybe it's the experience and roots, he was able to see the big picture and remained his feet on the ground. I might say he is already contented with his side of the world. Name Drop is becoming one of my favorite podcasts (it did help that I'm listening to the episodes while writing this) because he has a way to make the conversations interesting yet authentic. And because Brian cannot sing/harmonize the sh- out of their name. He might be the purest of hearts among the band. And this is saying, it might be more than JC who cared about the brand so much his perfectionist head gets in the way (now, who does that remind me of? oh i know, myself). It doesn't hurt that he maintained his "class clown" persona around the boys, ever so slightly threading into cancellable territory but maintained that line he cannot cross. If this is your first time encountering *NSYNC and Chris, watch the Hot Ones episode to see what I mean.
Justin - The narratives written around this person blows my mind because he has the makings of a successful artist - talented, trained at a young age, not traumatized by the adults growing up, has a great team, can sing, can dance, not sure about the acting, and personable. Up until recently, I think he is the lucky one because he is not screwing it and taking it for granted. Thankful he is one initiating the conversation about the reunion and has the means to do so. His entry might be longer in the Cons section.
JC - Oh, unicorn, you. This is also as long as the previous bullet point just because I wanted to remember him in his prime and he might feel the same way. But I will say this, his songwriting, his ear for music, is very much the thing lacking in today's music. I still believe he can bridge the older generation who studied music theory and the younger generation with adult money and access to the internet through the songs he writes and produces. I am looking forward to this man winning or having a more sustainable win in his life. Or maybe he already won in his private life.
Joey - The hammy one whose dancing pops more than his harmonies. A true baritone who may have missed his calling on Broadway because he has such a soothing, straight tone, and good technique. The people are correct in saying he is charismatic and a good dancer. When you see him, he makes you want to move. A Legendary Night tour with AJ of BSB is an exciting way to spend the night with live music and boy bands! He is not ashamed to say he has gone to several varied tangents after the h-word and a bit good in everything. You can see he misses the band and can bust out the choreography. He seems to also have a good relationship with the rest of the band and fans. Those meet and greets are one of the tickets I'd like to have. I love an active, unproblematic boy band member.
Now, Lance - What is about you that drew me in? Is it your bass voice and cute face which does not match at all? Or you being the #1 *NSYNC fan and social media manager that kept the fandom alive? Seeing you in all the places made my new fangirl life not missing out compared to the #DayOnes. Because I honestly did not grew up with pop culture. I had to do catch-up and you made it easy to remain. I think what made me different from the people of a certain age is that I don't have the experience of a person being ghosted since 2002. I would totally be okay with no reunion if it means he gets to remain active in all the side-quests he does - whether be in business, charities, podcasts, scary children's books, literal children to raise, being king of boyband Tiktok (sorry Chris), or going to space (it's not too late!). Now we have all the auditory experience with the podcasts - fan made or not to go back to when I am looking for my "Girl, were you alone?" fix. It really was kismet, stars aligned what happened with the band. And we wait for it to come again.
Cons:
Chris wants all 5 members to be involved
That means 5 different management, production, band, dancer, fanbase teams to be involved
Justin is currently on tour and after *that day* might need 2 years to recover
JC's perfectionist and protectionist mind
Joey and Lance's growing list of health concerns (non-threatening, of course but they are not peak-*NSYNC anymore)
Chris and Lance's apparent beef (sorry JC, you were used as a pawn)
Being Justin Timberlake
Time. It keeps moving forward when we don't move.
I cannot agree that JT is correct to leave the band as it is. But the moments already uploaded in the Internet is how some people remember. I hope we the next generation do not dismiss or make the music irrelevant or its members reduced to memes and occasional "working at McDonald's" jabs (punching down, people. not cool). This is how some people move forward.
Love, a Lance girlie, H. (Kahit hindi kami talo, as we say in Manila)
P.S. I still feel alone in this fandom until I remembered there are literal Ate's who are fans in your heyday. So here's to a JC girlie, Ate Vivien and a Chris girlie, Ate Mary.
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How to Study Chess
With a topic as broad and researched as chess, there are many different ways to study it. Some prefer books, others prefer videos, and even some others prefer to watch in person. Today I am going to relay some nice and easy ways to study chess through the library that I recently learned from an assignment in my class.
Books. When the word study comes about, the first word that pops into most peoples head is books. In the world of chess, there are hundreds of thousands of books on chess. I looked at a few of the books on my campus library. Most of them were straight up chess strategy and theory. The book I ended up checking out was called "The Most Instructive Games of Chess Ever Played" by Irving Chernev. I found this book to be very interesting a filled to the brim with fascinating chess strategy. I believe in general if someone is looking for some deep concepts and advances chess strategy, books are the way to go.
While e-books may seem very similar, I found them to be much more a challenge. While many are good, the technology often gets in the way and makes it difficult to study when there are many more easily accessible ways to study chess. The e-book I chose was called "A World of Chess" by Jean-Louis Cazaux and Rick Knowlton. The books had a lot of chess history and background which can be useful if you wish to immerse yourself into the world and chess and understand where it came from. I found the majority of e-books on chess are this way.
The last source of chess knowledge that I dove into from the library was a documentary. I am a huge fan of documentaries. I've always found them to be extremely informative and helpful. I found a series of chess documentary-like episodes made by an international master of chess. I found this series to be the most helpful of the three. It provided some brief background on the topic as well as tons of instructive chess strategy. The episodes were divided into different categories, focusing on different types chess strategy. I highly recommend finding videos on chess if you would like to study. Youtube is often a great source of unlimited chess knowledge which is easily accessible and also exciting.
Overall, the library can be great way to study chess. Depending on what you want to learn, there are different path which you can take which will bring you to your goal. Have fun studying my fellow chess nerds!
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Anya, playing with dolls she made to look like Yor and Loid: 'Mama, papa, now kiss!'
//pushes both dolls' faces together and makes kissy sounds
Loid comes in to check on her to come watch spy anime. Embarrassed, she chucks the Loid doll across the room, where it smacks into the wall and she hides the Yor doll behind her.
Loid: What are you doing...? = _ =
Anya, smug and chuckling: Nothing. > w >
Later, Yor and Loid tuck her into bed for the night. Yor picks up her doll and Loid picks up his, from where it got thrown. There's a scratch on the doll's face and he gulps, replaying the scene before in his head.
'Why me...?' he mutters as he takes Yor's doll and places both of them in a toy bin. Yor notices the toys slide together so their faces are touching. She blushes and yanks the Loid doll out and throws it against the wall, where the head sticks, leaving the doll's body, limp and hanging. Loid goes pale. 'Why me?' he mumbles as he shuffles off to bed, shocked and very confused.
Anya chuckles in her sleep and Bond gives an exasperated 'borf'.
Just kiss already...
#spy x family#loid forger#yor forger#just kiss already#yes loid you should get married for real#stupid adorable idiots#anya forger#bond#watched the most recent episode today and this popped into my head#spy x family episode 24#the role of a mother and wife#yor is so cute i cant#waifu watches#waifu thoughts#spy x family hc
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My Friend’s Father (Part Five)
Pairing: Cillian Murphy x Reader
Warning: Age Gap, Mild Sexual References
Words: 1,848
Notes:
I have decided to make this into a series.
Alright, no judgment. This was a dream of mine and I felt like I had to write it down. Everyone in this Fic is over the age of 18 and this Fic is in no way based on Cillian’s real family life. It’s pure filth.
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YOUR POV
Two weeks had passed since you visited your friend Denise in Dublin and it was time for the annual Galway Arts Festival.
Denise had been working on a photography project for the past year and had been nominated for a student award in Galway as part of which ten of her photographs were being displayed during the Arts Festival.
Whilst, as you had expected, Cillian didn’t contact you, you knew that he would be there to support his daughter. Being an artist himself, he was very proud of her and her work and he supported her projects not only mentally but also financially with the caveat that she would finish her degree at Trinity College.
Unlike him, he didn’t want her to drop out of university even though she hated it and you certainly understood his reasoning.
Contrary to Denise, you had no creative bone in your body. You enjoyed art and theatre, but weren’t an artist or performer yourself. Instead, you were an A Grade Law Student who had become rather bored in Galway and had recently applied for a scholarship to Oxford University.
Reading was your passion and you had always been known as a geek. In school, you were the girl that no one liked, nerdy, not interested in fashion or social media and wearing braces, which, luckily, had been removed three years ago.
You were shy and it was only for Denise that you came out of your shell. She was popular in school, mostly due to her name, but also because she was generally confident and, over the years, she helped you gain confidence especially after you had left high school.
But, today, you knew you would be questioning your gained confidence once again since, first of all, you would be seeing Cillian again and the truth was that you couldn’t stop thinking about him in an intimate way and, secondly, you were featured completely naked on some of Denise’s photographs.
Whilst the photographs were artistic and not sexual in any way and your most intimate part wasn’t visible on them, it bothered you knowing that people you disliked would see you so vulnerable and you couldn’t remember why you had agreed to being photographed like that.
The other woman who Denise chose to photograph was Amalie. She was 23 and had been Denise’s friend for a while as well but, unlike you, she began modelling professionally when she was just 16. You all went to the same private school together and, clearly, her lifestyle had been largely financed by her parents. She always wore expensive clothes and had no interest in pursuing a career other than modelling, which barely sustained her lifestyle considering the few small jobs she got.
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Just as you served your last cup of coffee to an elderly lady sitting in the corner of the café you were working at, you saw Denise, Amalie and two other friends of Denise walk in.
‘Hey guys, take a seat. I will be right with you. I am just about to finish my shift’ you said as you hung up your apron.
‘Please tell me you will get changed before the Gallery opening tonight?’ Amalie asked somewhat weirdly and you couldn’t help but roll your eyes as you sat down at the table with her, Denise and the others before ordering some coffees for yourselves.
‘No, I thought I would go like this’ you said sarcastically, looking down at your coffee-stained clothes.
‘I bought a dress for tonight’ you then said, after Amalie didn’t seem to sense your sarcasm.
‘Right’ she then said as she flicked through Instagram and you simply looked at Denise who shrug her shoulders.
‘What are you looking for?’ you asked curiously as her eyes seemed to be glued to her phone.
‘She is looking to find more photos of my dad and Laura Jennings’ Denise said, rolling her eyes.
‘Laura Jennings, as in the actress?’ you asked, causing Amalie to nod.
‘Yes, apparently they have been dating’ Amalie then confirmed, causing you to swallow harshly. You knew that you shouldn’t care but you couldn’t help it. Knowing that Cillian was seeing someone made you feel ill.
‘And you care about that why?’ you then asked Amalie after an uncomfortable shiver ran down your spine.
‘Apparently, just like you, Amalie thinks my dad is a DILF’ Denise huffed out before telling you how disgusting you all were.
‘Well, he is though…he is super hot’ Amalie then joked before carrying on. ‘And I don’t understand how you don’t know about Laura Jennings and whether this is true or not. You need to find out’ Amalie then said but Denise simply shook her head.
‘My father doesn’t share this sort of stuff with me and I certainly don’t want to know about his sex life, thank you very much. In so far as I am concerned, he doesn’t have sex, ever…yuck! Also, I would appreciate if you could not talk about my dad anymore, please. It grosses me out’ Denise said and you knew that, all of this had become a common occurrence ever since the day the first episode of Peaky Blinders aired on BBC, a show which Denise refuses to watch herself because of the heavy sexual content and a show which you, only a week ago, had begun to binge watch.
Cillian’s POV
When Cillian walked into the basement after you had left, he immediately saw the small folded up note you had left him but, reading it, made him somewhat uncomfortable.
He was torn about what to do with it and certainly knew that he should ignore it. He couldn’t see you again even if he wanted to.
The fact that you were 23 years younger than him and that you were his daughter’s best friend made it all wrong and highly inappropriate and he didn’t know what had gotten into him in the first place when he gave into you.
He had never felt attracted towards you in any sort of way until that last visit which was the first time had seen you since you and your family had moved away.
You changed in many ways and he wasn’t sure what it was that he liked about you. But what he knew was that it was more than just sexual attraction, which was usually something he knew how to supress.
With that in mind, he placed your note into his wallet and decided to ignore it for now. But he couldn’t quite bring himself to throw it out.
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With his bags packed it was time for him to return to Manchester and resume filming of the final season of Peaky Blinders.
The first week of filming went well and Cillian decided to spend the weekend with his friend, fellow actress Laura Jennings. Cillian and her had developed a friend with benefits sort of relationship. No strings attached and no feelings involved. After his divorce from Denise’s mother, he wasn’t ready for anything else and Laura would certainly not have been the type of woman he would have wanted a relationship with in the first place.
Unlike him, she wasn’t press shy and, whilst they kept their arrangement a secret as best as they could, she was otherwise quite active on social media.
Cillian, on the other hand, only maintained a private Instagram account with the sole purpose of being able to check on his children. Whilst they were adults, he was still worried about them, especially Denise who had recently gotten herself in a lot of trouble after distancing herself from this Jeremy boy.
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‘Another wine?’ Laura asked as Cillian was relaxing on top of the doonas, wearing nothing but his black Calvin Klein briefs, after they had spent the last hour doing exactly what friends with benefits would do after not having seen each other for over two weeks due to busy filming schedules.
‘Yes please…thanks’ he responded as he reached for his phone after a notification had popped up.
It was his daughter Denise who had posted on Instagram and, since she hadn’t posted for a while, he decided to check it out, hoping that she wasn’t with Jeremy again.
To his surprise, three new pictures of Denise and her friends showed up when he opened the APP and, one of them, there was you.
In the picture, you were wearing accompanied by a man in his late twenties, wearing a suit while you were wearing a dark blue dress and he couldn’t help but wonder who the man by your side was.
You looked simply stunning, with your hair long and open and your shoulders exposed. You were wearing only a little bit of make up and showed your beautiful smile.
‘There you go Mr Murphy’ Laura then said as she returned to the bedroom with another glass of wine, pulling Cillian’s phone out of his hand and climbing on top of him.
‘Round Two?’ she then asked eagerly as she reached for another condom, but Cillian’s thoughts were elsewhere entirely.
‘Maybe tomorrow, I am tired. It has been a long week, sorry’ he explained, causing Laura to pout with disappointment.
But the second round never eventuated as Cillian left Laura’s house the following morning to drive back to Manchester to resume filming.
On his way back to Manchester, he called his daughter Denise to check on her and while he did, he enquired about your companion on the Instagram posts.
‘Why do you want to know?’ Denise asked somewhat confused but Cillian played it cool.
‘He looks familiar, that’s all. Didn’t he go to your school?’ he then asked, playing dumb.
‘Oh god no, he is 29. His name is Connor and he is an accountant. Y/N wouldn’t date anyone our age. You know she isn’t a normal 21-year-old’ Denise joked, referring to your nerdiness and intellect.
‘Apparently not’ Cillian chuckled before asking another question about the stranger on the picture. ‘So, they are dating?’ he asked.
‘I think they went on two or three dates or something. Why do you care?’ Denise asked.
‘No reason. I was just wondering’ Cillian confirmed before changing the topic.
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“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.” w/ our boy jon kent <3
FAVORITE PART !
“it’s nice that your voice is the first thing i’ve heard today.”
pairing : jonathan kent x fem!reader
jonathan has had a rough couple of weeks. he’s lost his security on being the football star of his family, has a broken hand after getting into a fight, and the only stable thing in his life is your relationship. you call him after a bad night, and your voice is the only thing that seems to bring him comfort.
word count : 518 words (ahh, so short!)
warnings : soft bean jonathan, slight angst, takes place in episode seven of superman and lois.
a/n : hiii ! first off, i love u bestie <3 second, in this jonathan and eliza broke up before he left metropolis!
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jonathan had been having a rough time recently, for many different reasons. you knew that his family initially moved to smallville to be closer to home after the death of his grandmother, martha, but you also knew there was a deeper and more pressing reason for the move.
you and jonathan had formed an immediate bond, so easily that it scared you. you’d never fallen for someone this easily, but it was the best rush of adrenaline you’d ever experienced and one you never wanted to end. he was the best thing in your life, you the same in his.
last week had been the biggest football game. smallville against metropolis. jon’s new life against his old. what made matters even worse? he had been watching on the sidelines for most of it, that was until he and his brother, jordan, had realized just how well they worked when they worked together. after a big win, the team had gone out to celebrate.. without permission of course, and jon had somehow landed up with a broken hand.
now, a week later things were still getting worse. jordan wasn’t at school again, and jonathan was slowly cracking under the pressure, or there, lack of. y/n had worked a late shift at the diner last night, and jon had an early morning practice, despite not actually being able to play.
you had been awake for about an hour, laying in bed as you scrolled through instagram, when a facetime notification popped up on your phone. you grinned as you saw your boyfriend’s name appear on the screen, and answered it immediately.
“hey there, beautiful,” jonathan smiled as he saw your face. you immediately noticed that he was outside somewhere, the sun illuminating his blue eyes. “i didn’t wake you up, did i?”
you shook your head, grinning at him. “no, no,” you responded, sitting up slightly in your bed. “i’ve been awake for an hour, thought i wouldn’t get you in trouble by calling you at practice.”
jonathan flipped the camera towards the field, showing you the team. they were running drills and having fun while he was stuck on the sidelines. “there’s not much to disturb, y/n. it’s not like i’m playing. coach had me playing waterboy since my dad is at home with jordan.”
you sighed. “i’m sorry, jon. i know not being able to play sucks, but once your hand is healed you’ll be out there, scoring goals and kicking ass.”
you heard a soft chuckle on the other side of the phone, before jon finally turned the camera back towards his face. “six weeks is a long time, not to mention my doctor said there may be a possibility that i don’t play for longer than that.”
“don’t think like that,” you told him, noticing the sad look on his face. it only made you feel worse. “you’re going to be playing again soon, okay?”
jonathan hesitated, and you could hear it. “okay,” he nodded his head slowly, giving you a gentle smile from his side of the screen.
“you know, it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today,” you told him, smiling widely.
he couldn’t help but grin as you told him that. you made him feel so many different things, all good. you had him wrapped around your finger, and you both knew it. “you coming to pick me up after practice?”
“of course i am, what kind of girlfriend would i be if i left my boyfriend all alone at school. on a saturday,” you teased, before you forced yourself to finally get out of bed.
“i’m not saying a terrible one, but you’d be a pretty bad one,” he winked at you, sending a million butterflies through your stomach like he always did. you knew he was only joking.
things weren’t great, but having you by his side always made things better. so he’d go through the bad everyday if he had to, just to walk alongside you a little longer.
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A Period Drama
Summary: When that time of the month hits, Y/n wants nothing more than to curl up in bed and forget about the world. Lucky for her, Dean has other plans.
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader
Word Count: 2.1K+
Warnings: Language, discussion of menstrual cycle
Author’s Note: I guess I'm emotional this cycle, who knew? Anyway, I wrote this because I wanted to die the other day, and imagining Dean's cuddles was the only way for me to get through it. This is a work of self-indulgence and therefore the Reader is a little less non-descript than I usually try to write, but that's what these things are for! Hope this helps my fellow menstruating people lie it did me xoxo Alex
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A nagging sensation tugged on her strings of consciousness, bringing the sleeping huntress back to the world of the living. Her mind fought against waking, knowing not nearly enough time had passed since she had retreated to her room the previous evening. As the ache deep in her abdomen became more obvious, she stopped fighting and opened her eyes to the darkness of her room.
“Fuck,” she groaned as she tossed the covers from her body, instantly missing the heat they provided in the recess of the bunker. Y/n rolled from the bed and stood, the action occurring too quickly and the huntress felt the familiar rush between her legs. She cursed herself as she bounded off to the bathroom on the opposite end of the hallway. The socks on her feet muffled her hurried steps as she passed the boys’ rooms.
Once inside, she went straight for the showers and turned the hot water all the way up. Steam enveloped the space as she stripped her soiled panties and old t-shirt from her body. She let the bathroom turn into a makeshift sauna as she rinsed the blood from her undergarments before finally stepping into the boiling shower.
It was unclear how long she stood under the water, searing her flesh and scrubbing away the metaphorical grime, all she knew was the relentless heat was managing to ease the ache from her angry uterus. The tentative knock on the bathroom door snapped her back from the silent reverie she had been indulging in, and Y/n noted how the water had gone almost cold. It was likely she had been in there long enough for Sam to have taken his morning run and if her own body wasn’t attacking itself, she might have felt guilty about using up all the bunker’s hot water.
When she walked out in just a towel, her dirty pajamas rolled into a ball in her arms, she was met with a confused younger Winchester. All she could mutter was a weak ‘sorry’ before she breezed past him and back to her room. The huntress wrapped herself into a pair of sweats and a clean tee, braided her hair out of her face, swallowed a few pain killers, and crawled back under her covers. She thanked whatever higher power had made sure they were hunt-free for the foreseeable future so she could spend the day curled up in a ball. The pills kicked in quick enough to allow her to easily slip back into a blissful sleep.
****
It was nearing one in the afternoon when Dean made his way back inside the bunker, his hands covered in grease and oil from his work tuning up the Impala. He was wiping his hands on an equally dirty towel as he walked into the kitchen to find his little brother making himself a lunch.
“Please tell me that is not your veggie bacon?” Dean wrinkled his nose as he watched Sam putting together a BLT, the various ingredients strewn about the island.
“Fine, then I won’t tell you,” Sam didn’t bother to look up from his task to answer his brother. The look of disgust only depended on Dean’s face as he moved around his sibling to wash his hands in the sink.
The older hunter glanced over his shoulder as the sound of shuffling footsteps grew louder, his gaze landing on a disheveled Y/n. The sweats that hung from her body were wrinkled and she had a blanket wrapped around her shoulders. There were lines across the left side of her face, indicating she had been sleeping recently. Worry instantly flooded his system as it was unlike their hunting partner to sleep this late unless she was ill.
“Sam, what did you do with my heating pad?” her voice was coarse as she didn’t even bother with pleasantries. No ‘hello’, no ‘ how are you’, just straight to whatever business she had in with the younger Winchester.
“Uh, I’m pretty sure it’s in the linen closet in the bathroom?” Sam answered, completely unperturbed by her callousness.
“So you put my heating pad in the bathroom,” Y/n rolled her eyes and Sam could only offer her a bewildered nod. “What is with you guys and not being able to put shit back where you found it?” The huntress turned on her heel, not waiting for a response before heading to retrieve the item she was seeking.
Sam looked over his shoulder at his older brother, his brows knit together in the middle of his forehead. “What the hell was that?”
“What’s the one thing Y/n uses her heating pad for?” Dean’s lips cured up on one side as he watched the look of realization flash across his brother’s features. The oldest Winchester dried his hands before peeking in the fridge and a few cupboards. “Looks like she could use a supply run. You need anything?”
“Nah, I’m just going to retreat to my room and pretend like I don’t exist for the rest of the day,” Sam picked up the plate that held his lunch and scurried off, leaving a chuckling Dean behind.
****
The only light filling her room came from the laptop that was perched in her lap, playing some television show she had stopped paying attention to a while ago, and the filtered light from the hall through the slats in her door. The huntress was still curled into a ball under her covers, attempting to use what little bit of heat from her computer she could muster as she had been unsuccessful in located her heating pad. She felt bad for ripping into Sam about it, but the truth was he had misplaced her belongings, something that she found happened often around the Winchesters, and she was over it today. Pain tended to make her grumpy, as it did most people, and she wasn’t going to apologize for being pissed at their carelessness.
A soft rapping against her door had her pausing the show as she shoved the device aside. The guest didn’t wait for a response before they pushed the door open, bringing with them a flood of light. Y/n cringed at the sudden change, hiding her face behind her hand.
“Sorry, sweetheart,” Dean’s familiar chuckle sounded before the click of the latch indicated he had closed the door behind him. “I come bearing gifts.”
“What?” she was confused by his words as she dropped her hand and allowed her eyes to adjust back to the relative darkness.
“Your water bottle, half ice, half water,” he set the green canteen on her bedside table. “The heating pad Sammy somehow managed to lose behind the washing machine,” Dean handed her the light green pad folded neatly with the cord sitting on top. Y/n sighed a breath of relief as the eldest Winchester continued. “And a sharable size bag of dark chocolate peanut M&M’s.”
“Dean,” Y/n caught the purple bag as he tossed it her way, biting back a gleeful moan. “I fucking love you.” She unceremoniously tore into the bag and popped a couple of the chocolate candies into her mouth, missing the rush of blood on the Winchester’s cheeks.
“And finally,” he mimicked a drum roll with his mouth and procured a box from his arms, placing it on her bedside table. The woman frowned, unable to make out the object at first in the darkness.
“You bought me tampons? How,” she trailed off, not only awestruck by the hunter’s gesture but amazed at his attention to detail as she read the label.
“There is only one thing you need your heating pad for,” he remarked as he took the referenced object back to plug it into an outlet for her. “Also, you never snap at Sammy.”
“But how did you know what kind to buy?”
“Kind of hard not to when you have a box of them stashed away in Baby’s trunk,” Dean countered as he perched himself on the edge of her bed.
“Hey, those are for emergencies. Besides, I’m sure Baby understands.”
“I’m sure she does.”
Y/n chewed on the inside of her cheek as she fiddled with the bag of candy in her lap, the kindness shown by Dean throwing her off. She offered the open bag to her hunting partner, who snatched a handful for himself with a grin.
“Thank you, Dean, seriously. This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me,” her voice was low as the admittance slipped past her lips. “Want to watch some Scooby-Doo with me? You know, if you aren’t busy or anything?”
“I’d love to, sweetheart,” Dean winked at her, that shit-eating grin never leaving his face even as he stood and shucked off his jacket and boots so he could climb into the bed next to her. “Who could pass up Daphne?”
The huntress sat back against the headboard with a roll of her eyes and switched the streaming show on her laptop before unfolding her already warmed heating pad and laid it across her lower abdomen. She moved the laptop at the end of the bed so they could both see it and set the bag of M&M’s between her and Dean to share.
The two settled into the cartoon, laughing in unison at the ridiculous parts and commenting on how the Scooby gang couldn’t have handled that monster had it been real. Three episodes passed by before a shredding cramp ripped through her stomach, the shock of it enough that she was unable to hide the groan as she had been so far.
“You okay?” Dean shifted in his spot next to her, his head turning from the kids’ show to his friend beside him.
“No, I’m not okay. It feels like my internal organs are attempting to exit my body,” she snapped, instantly regretting it when Dean subtly recoiled. “Shit, I’m sorry. I--I didn’t mean…” Y/n was cut off as the pain returned just as intense as it had been moments ago, causing her to roll onto her side and into a ball, clutching the heat of the pad against her body like a lifeline.
“Alright,” Dean huffed before moving the candy and laptop from the bed. Y/n could hear the hunter shift behind her, but her eyes were clamped shut as she tried to breathe through the pain like she was experiencing the contractions of labor of something. She felt the hard lines of his body lock around the curves of her own and his arm snake around her abdomen. His hand rested over hers as he pulled her tight against him, putting more pressure than she had been able to muster against her lower belly. “I’ve got you.”
The heat of his body on one side and the pad against her stomach, combined with the force he was exerting on her uterus, finally allowed her to relax fully for the first time since she had awoken that morning. She never wanted to leave this moment, utterly content in the peace that his presence in her bed brought her. The idea scared her a little, but she figured that was a problem for another day. Now she chose to just live in this moment for as long as he would let her.
“Why?” she muttered into the dark space after she was sure he had fallen asleep as his grip had relented a touch and his breathing evened out, hoping he wouldn’t answer but knowing she had to ask.
“Cause I wanted to,” his voice was gruff, indicating he had probably been on the cusp of falling asleep when she spoke up. “I hate seeing you like this. Figured it was the least I could do.”
“Dean Winchester, are you going soft on me?” she quirked up one corner of her lips, unable to fight the giddiness his words instilled in her chest.
“Sweetheart, there is nothing soft about me when I’m around you,” he chuckled, earning himself an elbow to the gut. He grunted and the two of them fell into a fit of laughter.
“I’m serious.”
“So am I.” The hunter was ready for her arm this time, his hand moving to wrap around her forearm and pull it into him so as to trap her even tighter than before in his embrace. Y/n struggled against his hold, giggling like an idiot as the two wrestled in the bed a moment before she relented that he was much stronger than she.
“Honestly,” Dean placed a gentle kiss to her shoulder once she had settled, only encouraging her to melt further into his arms. “I’d do anything to make you smile, Y/n.”
“Well, then mission accomplished, Winchester,” she turned her head to flash him a genuine smile to which he reciprocated before planting his pillow-soft lips against hers.
P.S. I didn't even try on this title because this is just a little therapy piece and therefore no one should judge me.
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HEADCANON + VARIOUS || after a mission
pronouns: them/they
note: besides Yuji and Nanami, everyone else’s storyline is going to happen AFTER Yuij ‘dies’ in the Cursed Womb Arch.
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ITADORI YUJI
feels like he’d just want to be wrapped up in your arms the moment he sees you after a long day away
enjoys feeling you fuss over his wounds even after ieiri heals them up; how your fingers will caress them lightly as you tell him to be more careful when he’s on missions
ordering takeout for sure - he takes takeout as a reward after a successful mission, so you two will order the most unhealthy food you two are craving
along with all the snacks you two want - you’d get in house delivery of all the chips, candies, and soda cans you two want to have for the night
you two shower together - nothing sexual, he just wants you to baby him by helping him wash his hair whilst his hands just rest on your hips, feeling the warm skin under his rough hands whilst your hands washed off the sweat and grime off of him
enjoys it when you’d towel dry his hair or blow dry it with your hair dryer; your fingers carding through the soft strands whilst he sat you down in his lap, smiling up at you like a love sick puppy
eventually sukuna would pop up and demand you give him some attention to, to which you just smile and stroke underneath his eye carefully with one hand whilst the other blow dried Yuji’s hair with the other hand
when the food arrives, you two will probably just curl up underneath his bed and watch a few movies on his computer while stuffing your face with the food
you’d end up feeding a few bites to sukuna as well, feeding the mouth on the side of yuji’s cheek and wiping his mouth for him - cause let’s be honest, sukuna wanna be babied too
after the meal, you two will go through the snacks slowly. or more so yuji going through it slowly; because let’s be real, boys got a huge appetite
you know better than to ask him about what happened earlier today - knowing that he was definitely fighting with his internal demons right now
well - unless he was fighting with sukuna; to that he would most likely just whine at you to talk to the cursed spirit until he shuts up. since sukuna, surprisingly enough, ‘tolerates’ you and listens to you when you tell him something or asks him to do something
after awhile you’d suggest to go to bed, to which you’ll gather him up in your arms and just cuddle him close; giving him all the affection he needs to try and clear his head
baby tries to not tell you everything that happened, since he didn’t want to become a burden. no matter how much you tell him to let you in, it takes him a lot of time to really let go of this habit - but all he needs is to feel your arms around him and everything just feels right
FUSHIGURO MEGUMI
will probably mull over what happened in silence, looking like he was on an entire different planet and not noticing when things happen around him
sometimes he stays up, even if his body was sore from the full day of fighting curses, staring out the window with a faraway look on his face
you’d wrap your arms around him from behind and rest your head on his shoulder; with your legs either folded beneath you or placed on either side of him and just hold him quietly
wouldn’t let go until you feel him lean into your touch before you’d reach your hand up play with his soft hair
if you press kisses along the side of his face and jaw? mans will melt against you and just closes his eyes as he accepts the warm and love you shower onto him
slowly you’d coax him to go and take a bath, quietly sitting behind him to wash his hair whilst he just pulls you between his legs, face buried into your neck without saying anything
afterwards you’d probably end up cooking for him whilst he just stands behind you; maybe even helping you stir the food in the pan whilst you reached up the small cabinets that came in the kitchenette to grab the different spices, or while you grabbed the plates for you two
you two would quietly eat, with him probably pushing his food around a lot since he was lost in his thoughts still
eventually you’d finish your plate and feed him quietly, making sure to keep your voice soft and loving as you coax him to eat
once the food was done and the dishes were put into the sink to wash tomorrow; you two will find yourselves wrapped up in each other’s arms, resting underneath his warm sheets
whispering soft nothings into his ear whilst you run your fingers through his hair gently, a gesture he always associates with you and with safety
sometimes he’d ask you to tell him about your day, or read him a few chapters of the book you are currently reading; just so he can hear you talk
he doesn’t make any other sound, nor does he cry - he just sorts of lay there, warming his cold body as much as he can as he tries not to let his mind wonder far
all he needs is some reassurance, that you’re right here with him and that everything is going to slowly become alright once more. and even if they aren’t, he is not going to be alone to face it
soft whispers of ‘i love you’s and quiet words of praises are all he needs to feel the fear and tension leaving him in waves
KUGISAKI NOBARA
since she was at the hospital to treat her wounds, you basically dropped whatever you were doing and just ran straight towards the hospital with ieiri by your side
at first you let ieiri heal her up before you walk to her bedside, grabbing her hand in his before you press a soft kiss against her knuckles while you waited for her to wake up
when she finally did, and was caught up with everything, she fell into shock. she hadn’t expect to wake up after a mission only to find out that your classmate had basically been murdered by the cursed spirit that was leeching off of him
she would go silent, which was concerning to you since she enjoys to blab her little heart out - so this definitely get you concerned
when she is allow to go home for the evening, you made sure to stay by her side, talking to her in a soft and reassuring tone whilst she just nodded mutely
after awhile she’d try to put up this indifferent and strong front, forcing herself to try and act like nothing happened - trying to be her loud and cheerful self
but once the doors of her room was closed, her eyes watered once more as she slapped a hand over her mouth; her entire body shaking with the sobs she was trying to hold back
you’d just wrap her up your arms, letting her cry into your shoulder and cling onto you tightly; running your fingers through her hair as you whisper words of reassurance that you are right by her side
eventually you’d sit her down on the toilet seat, helping her wipe up since she can’t take normal baths until her wounds have healed up - making sure to keep your touch light and careful as you run the soapy sponge against her body
put her in your clothes, she had always said that being in your clothes and wrap her up in a blanket; before sitting her in your lap; running your hands along her arm soothingly
you’d probably end up cooking some ramen and dumplings, comfort food at its finest - and once the food was done, you’d serve both of you on the small dining table in the room
once the food was done and the dishes were washed, you’d put on some quiet music to play in the background; your lap definitely occupied by her once more
staying up until late of the night just talking about the most random of things - a new manga that appeared on shonen jump, some scandals that your favourite social media personalities get into, a new episode of an anime that you’ve recently watch
even though she tries to put up a strong front with everyone, she is definitely hurting a lot more than she’s letting on. she just needs someone to be by her side, reassuring her that she did all she could, and that she wasn’t weak. it may be small, but your words and reassurance definitely makes her feel more relaxed and help her slowly close the wounds once more
GOJO SATORU
feel like you rarely see gojo that affected by a mission, or after hearing that one of his co workers have died on the line of duty. but this was different - this was his student, someone he vouched for and brought under his wing when the world is against him
for once he’d be silent, not making any jokes of comments as he just sat in the couch in your living room whilst you went about cooking a meal for the both of you
eventually he’d admit that the ‘old farts’ got one step ahead of him, sending the students on a mission that they knew none of them would have stood a chance against
“guess in a way it was my fault too - since i did approve of it thinking that they are able to survive it.” gojo admitted with a tired sigh as he takes another bite of the food before him, causing you to glance over at him in concern. he rarely ever admits defeat like this
quietly he’d help with the dishes and the locking up of your shared home, which was freaking you out more and more since he is being so out of character right now
eventually you’ll ask if he wanted to take a shower together; which he agreed after a few seconds - so that’s how you fond yourself seated in a bathtub, quietly running your fingers through his soft white hair whilst he just rests his forehead against yours; bright blue eyes downcast the entire time
when the water got cold you’d just coax him out of the bath before you two got dress, where you’d drag him to your shared bed where you just open your arms up for him
wrap your arms and legs around him, letting him rest his head on your shoulder whilst you rest your cheek against his head softly, just letting him be babied for the night
running your fingers through his slightly damp hair after you tossed the blanket of your bed over him, asking him a few questions about his newest mission out of the country
sometimes he’d entertain your questions, but his answers were definitely short and sometimes he’d even trail off half way in the middle; but you’d just hum and entertain his answers with a soft smile
other times he just shakes his head softly and curl up closer into him, to which you just smile softly and told him that you two didn’t have to say anything; basking in the silence of your shared home
tracing soft shapes on his back, he finds that it makes him relax faster and make him sleepy as well; curling up closer to you like a child as for once, he slowly starts to fall asleep
even though he tries to act indifferent about it, you know that this mission that itadori’s sudden death rocked him to the core. it might even knock down his ego a little at the idea that he can’t protect the young boy that he had started to grow on him - but you’re there to just hold him and remind him that sometimes you can’t save everyone, no matter how hard you try
NANAMI KENTO
imagine when you hear your boyfriend taking his shoes off at the genkan at your home, turning the corner just to see your boyfriend walking into your shared home in a bloodied shirt
“what happened?!” you gasped in shock as you put the basket of freshly done laundry done, rushing towards him and carefully running your fingers over the bandage
“work injury.” he said simply before catching your wrists in his hands, giving you a loving but soft smile before he presses a soft kiss against your knuckles. “i’m fine, darling. nothing i can’t handle.”
you’d frown in concern but nod softly, letting him go to the bathroom to take a quick shower, since he wanted to wash off all the work grime off of him
you’d try to return to your task at hand, but you were clearly distracted and worried out of your mind - which is why eventually he found you in the laundry room and helped you with the rest of the folding when he realised you’re overthinking again
he’d suggest you two to order something instead of cooking, knowing that it was an excuse for you to cuddle him on the couch while you two wait for the meal
you took up the offer, and after placing your order in you curled up in his arms and asked him about everything that happened; to which he just told you about mahito and about the battle truthfully
you’d be worried and start to fuss over him once more, causing him to smile softly at how cute you looked whenever he gets hurt - no matter how big or small the wound is
after a simple meal you might offer to give him a massage, knowing that he enjoys one after a long day of work - so you’d ask him to lay down on your shared bed whilst you straddled the back of his thighs, starting to massage the kinks out of his body
he’d sigh in relief, letting you work your magic on him; occasioanlly asking you to use more force, guiding you where he felt stiff at, and letting out a groan when you press down on the point just right
when you’re down you’d let him turn around before you cuddle into his chest, just soaking in his familiar warmth and scent whilst he holds you close
usually he’s the one reassuring you, since he knows you are worried about his safety every time his phone rings
soft kisses are pressed on every patch of skin that can be reached - it doesn’t lead to anything, but nanami always lets out soft sighs whenever you’d pepper his face in kisses
all in all, many times you’d be the one who needs reassurance, since you are always worried about his wellbeing after he decided to return to the jujutsu world. but he reassures you that he’s alright, and makes sure to show you that he is not going anywhere, anytime soon
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tagged by @sunsetsswerve ty dear! 💖
tag 9 people to know more about their interests, hobbies, etc. (no pressure!): you don’t have to but if you want!: @bejeweledfelix @eijunes @buckleys-diaz and anyone else whose bored!
MUSIC
fav genre? pop, alt, kpop
fav artist? bts, pvris, seventeen, paramore, bad suns, dermot kennedy
fav song? too many to name
most listened song recently? i listened to hot by seventeen a lot today, it kept coming up while i was listening and their recent perf of it from aaa is so good
song currently stuck in your head? hot is literally playing in my head rn
fav lyrics? here’s one of many: “i guess i’m tired of talk of hope / i’ve learned that doves and ravens fly the same / but suddenly she’s all i know / an old refrain” -glory, dermot kennedy
radio or your own playlist | solo artists or bands | pop or indie | loud or silent volume | slow or fast songs | music video or lyrics video | speakers or headset | riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio on
BOOKS
fav book genre? fantasy, sports manga
fav writer? i don’t think i have a specific one but i do like: r.riordan, m.stief, v.schwab, e.morgenstern
fav book? i couldn’t pick just one....
fav book series? percy jackson series
comfort book? any of the pjo books or wotakoi
perfect book to read on a rainy day? any book is a good one
fav characters? percy jackson, ronan lynch
5 quotes from your fav book that you know by heart? i honestly couldn’t tell you i have bad memory
hardcover or paperback | buy or rent | standalone novels or book series | ebook or physical copy | reading at night or during the day | reading at home or in nature | listening to music while reading or reading in silence | reading in order or reading the ending first | reliable or unreliable narrator | realism or fantasy | one or multiple POVS | judging by the covers or by the summary | rereading or reading just once
TV AND MOVIES
fav tv/movie genre? animation, comedy, action
fav movie? at one point it was she’s the man and it’s a good one but i think it’s changed to the mummy
comfort movie? the mummy, httyd films
movie you watch every year? i try to watch it every year during christmas time, its a fav of mine: olive the other reindeer
fav tv show? haikyuu!, ace of diamond, the dragon prince
comfort tv show? probably haikyuu!
most rewatched tv show? i don’t normally rewatch shows but its probably haikyuu again
ultimate otp? will and elizabeth from potc
5 fav characters? kageyama tobio, miyuki kazuya, evie o’connel, hiccup from httyd, poe dameron
tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) or full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or binging | one season or multiple seasons | one part or saga | half hour or one hour long episodes | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once
#ask#sunsetsswerve#i would have posted this yesterday but tumbs crashed#tysm lovely for the tag#i wrote this yesterday but doing this just made me realize#i havent been watching tv or movies lately#i even struggle reading too#aghh definitely need to fix that
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