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i don't know why i made this but enjoy
#posting this because it's the queens birthday#you may be thinking isn't the queen of england dead#well yes#but through the ashes a new queen emerges#and her name is dan howell#aew#will ospreay#wospreay#wasp spray#my mvs
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Using wasp spray for self defense is illegal. Use pepper spray instead.
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Former Long Island Funeral Home Owner Pleads Guilty to Assault Charges from January 6 Capitol Riot
Former Long Island Funeral Home Owner Pleads Guilty in Capitol Riot Incident The former proprietor of multiple funeral homes in Long Island has pleaded guilty to federal assault charges stemming from his involvement in the January 6, 2021, attack on the United States Capitol. Peter G. Moloney, age 60, was accused of spraying police officers with an insecticide and physically assaulting a…
#assault charges#Bayport#Capitol riot#confrontation#FBI#funeral home owner#guilty plea#insecticide#January 6#Long Island#Peter G. Moloney#police officers#restitution#Stop the Steal rally#wasp spray
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Effective Wasp Control Tips Every Homeowner Should Know
Wasp killer spray from Karlsten Pest Control is one such remedy that works well against these obtrusive insects. Here, we'll examine how their wasp spray may assist you in taking back control of your area and rediscovering the outdoors.
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2755. Yellow Jacket
This is called "Yellow Jacket." TGIFHMPPOLOLTTYL.
I can't be sure I didn't help kill anyone. What if not killing the yellow jacket that flew right into me last week set off a chain of events wherein the yellow jacket flew briskly away to start a new hive above the door to someone's porch, who then had to go buy a can of wasp spray at the store, and on their way they almost get into a gruesome car accident, but they swerve just right and miss it, but when they can't find the wasp spray at the store later, they go to another store, but unfortunately that store has a toxic workplace that causes employees to feel disenfranchised and downtrodden, and when the person looking for wasp spray asks the most at-the-end-of-their-rope employee where they might find that, the employee snaps and takes out a gun and threatens to start shooting, but they don't really want to, but at this point they realize they've already put themself into a bad spot by threatening to shoot, they think maybe it is better to just do it, they're going to jail anyway, right, but yet they don't, they take everyone hostage, including the person looking for wasp spray, and the police eventually show up and surround the building, and the standoff lasts eighteen hours, but eventually they talk the employee down and convince him to give up his gun and release everyone, and by this time it is late night/early morning, and there is nowhere else to get wasp spray, so the person walks to their car in the parking lot, while at the very same time a 10:30 flight is traveling just overhead and because of the airline's horrendous safety failures, the plane releases debris from the undercarriage, unbeknownst to at least one of the pilots, and the debris falls at an alarming velocity, hurtling straight down to the very spot where the person has parked their car, and it smashes the whole driver's side of their car just before the person can get there, and the person (now wasp sprayless and carless) sighs and laughs real hard, and the laugh is so guttural and agonized that it is just the right amount of tension release their body needed to explode an artery in their chest, which (in the grand scheme of human minutes) is like flicking off a light switch in the person, and the person simply falls, dead before they hit the pavement?
#prose#fiction#story#who knows#other stuff#yellow jacket#action#wasp spray#circumstance#death#murder#accidents#andrea luper art
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Patron Saint of Theres A Wasp In My Apartment But I Don't Know Where It Went
#hid in the bathroom for 20 minutes and barely felt safe leaving even with the homemade beekeeper attire#i can tolerate wasps outside but not inside#i still have to try to sleep 🥲#closed the bedroom door and sprayed some wasp poison on the air ducts which is how i think it got in#cat is in here with me of course#my posts
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bugs are so cool because most wild animals arent really chill with a human staring at them close up and moving around/doing things, but a lot of bugs will just watch you back. or wiggle around. we love to see it
#bees are a favorite of mine to hang out with#theres tons of mason bees and i think wasps ? they have very long stingers but i dont actually know that much about the different kinds#but theyre all so incredibly chill. any time im picking something in the garden i usually have about ten bees flying around my ankles#the wasps on the other hand hang out by the bird bath#have never seen a bird in it but i fill it up every day because there's almost always a handful of wasps#floating in it and drinking or cooling off or whatever it is theyre doing#makes it a little hard to fill it up tbh because im not going to spray them with water so sometimes i have to wait a few minutes#but recently ! when i stand over there with the hose if there are wasps that were about to go in the water they hover nearby instead#maybe they have realized im about to fill it up ? idk. theyre very chill and friendly though#im glad my venus fly trap is way too small to eat them
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cute wasp i saw at work :)
#looks like vespula germanica i think. but im no expert#wasps#bugs#vin.txt#it was very friendly. im used to yellowjackets being a bit aggressive (which is fine) but this one was quite calm#in hindsight i shouldve probably caught it and released it outside somewhere because my workplace sprays for bugs frequently#i love the arrow pattern on its abdomen... so cool...
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bug found its way into my cup. looked real happy and smug about it. this pissed me off and motivated me to prove a point. I made sure it couldn't leave. i put bleach in the cup. now neither of us can be happy. I hope it was worth it you shit bug.
#its now dead and suffered the whole time as it both burned and drowned 😌#HOPE IT WAS FUCKIN WORTH IT YOU SHIT MOTHERFUCKER#i've become like. a weapon against bugs since living where i do sdhfshdghfvvgshfd#ive become a bug assassin. a bug hitman. i dont hesitate. I'm always accurate with my spray bottle.#im not trapped in here with them theyre trapped in here with me#they made the dumb mistake of thinking it was a good idea to exist in my house#'🤪 Hey gUys tHeRe mIgHt bE FoOD Or fUcK SPoTs In HeRe' and then i rise from the shadows and wipe them from existence#im immune to giving a fuck about the bugs that try to be in my house. unless its like a wasp or something I actually care about-#but all you gnats n flies n shit? nah. idc. instakill as far as im concerned. i'd /kill @e[type=gnat] if I could#im the mosquito/fly/gnat terminator
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Folks you would not believe how stupid I just acted for like 6 hours over a wasp getting into my house
#frankly its a bit of a saga#and its all because i was out of raid spray and am far too chicken to swat it with something#bc i got stung by a wasp once over the summer in my backyard and frankly id really rather that not happen again#if you wanna know the deets about how much of a chicken baby freak i was all evening let me know and ill tell you#it involves me not actually fully killing it until just now
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Hey - does anybody have knowledge of/opinions about the common wasp traps that you see all over the place? The kind with liquid and bait designed to catch wasps in a weird inverted tower and drown them.
I've been generally against them on the following assumptions:
There don't seem to be that many wasps anymore to begin with - like, there's five of these things on my block, and they're not filling up fast at all.
Pretty sure that they're not functionally able to specify between different species of wasp (maybe it's a pheromone thing but that seems optimistic)
Pretty sure that they're also catching non-wasps
There's other ways to deter wasps if people have a severe allergy (i.e. paper bag nest mimics)
Generally they just seem...cruel and unnecessary....smack of lawn culture....etc
But I actually haven't been able to find out, like, jack shit about how these things work, why people are so obsessed with putting them up everywhere, what species they're actually killing, etc.
If anybody's looked into this at all, I would really love to know about what purpose they're serving and if there's any alternatives I could maybe talk people into (or if these are actually really good for some reason.)
#i was going to hack down the ones immediately around my house but i thought about it and sprayed them with cedar oil instead#curious to see if that keeps them from remaining attractive to insects broadly (cedar oil being larvicidal for many species IIRC?)#if it doesn't - chop time. but i thought it best to be discrete at first#since they'll probably just get replaced. :|#wasps#bug stuff
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what if there was a guy who was bees
would that be fucked up or what
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i have multiple wasp nests on the balcony of my new place (which is where i'm keeping a good portion of my houseplants) and i really want to get rid of them but i don't want to kill them :(
#they actually haven't really bothered me yet?? i haven't spent a ton of time out there tho#it just makes me really nervous#i decided to kill them and bought wasp spray and now i'm second guessing it again :(#they're just doing their thing#it's hot outside and my balcony has some shade so it's not their fault that was the best place to set up shop#but also god i wish they were not there#the thing is i kill bugs! i don't usually have an issue with this#idk why it's getting to me this time#j.txt
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OMG I'M A FUCKING MONSTER 😭😭😭😭
#a wasp got into my room and flew at me so i panicked and sprayed it with hand sanitizer to get it away from me#i didn't fucking know it dissolves them alive the poor thing was writhing in agony so i had to put it out of its misery#i deserve to go to bug hell for this it's atrocious i'm so sorry little one 😭😭😭😭😭
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ants in my fucking car
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Finished my exam and passed- cool. Now I have to deal with a yellow jacket nest that may or may not spread into the walls. Cool cool.
Cool.
At least my eye exam didn't say I'm going blind. That's something. And more people boggled at my pacman eye. Always satisfying.
#ooc :: post#one thing and another :V#hope you're all well#said nest is behind a security light on wall so#i dont think the spray I hit it with last night did jack all#I really really hate wasps and stinging bugs
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