#washta

[chromanebula]

Helloooooooo everyone...I am BACK with a new fic! In the second one-shot of the Alderaan Collection, we have Leia and Bail dealing with prejudice and rising up by sharing culture and cooking a family recipe together.

[lordzuuko]

Do you like Xiao from genshin?👀

HELL YES I LOVE EMO BOYO. My spreadsheet back then when farming for him was entitled "COME HOME XIAO I HAVE YOUR DADDY ZHONGLI" XDDD

[prettygoodnames]

Any names with the same vibe as Lev, Ash and Ashlev, pleasez?

Ander

Meaning: manly, masculine

Origin: Greek

Che

Meaning: hi!

Origin: Argentine

Deryn

Meaning: bird

Origin: Welsh

Hunter

Meaning: hunter

Origin: English

Jay

Meaning: jay

Origin: English

Jet

Meaning: jet black

Origin: English

Jude

Meaning: praise

Origin: Hebrew

Kole

Meaning: charcoal

Origin: Old English

Lars

Meaning: laurel

Origin: Latin

Max

Meaning: greatest

Origin: Latin

Rhys

Meaning: enthusiasm

Origin: Welsh

Till

Meaning: people

Origin: Germanic

[normal-horoscopes]

REVIEWING OCCULT TEXTS I FIND IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA THRIFT SHOPS:

"You Are Becoming A Galactic Human” by Virginia Essene and Sheldon Nidle

Prelude: Important Questions

Published in 1994, You Are Becoming A Galactic Human is a rare look into the world of UFO-lore-meets-new-age-pseudo-eastern-mysticism before it was flooded with the overt David Icke model of conspiratorial fascism that characterizes the genre today. Instead, the text presents us with a softer, vaguer, and in my opinion more insidious form of new-age white supremacy, but more on that later.

We start off with the back of the book, and the problems apparently at the forefront of the 1994 spiritualist mind:

“Why is time accelerating...what is causing it?“

“Why will ALL physical life change by the end of 1996? How may you prepare?“

“How can you regain your full DNA 12-helix consciousness identity?“

“Will the Second Coming of Christ be what you thought it would be?“

“What role are the Sirians playing in human evolution? Will they be landing soon?“

“Is physical death still necessary? Is Ascension possible?”

Reading these questions, you may be confused, lost. You may be wondering how you could be so naive as to not even consider why time has been accelerating, or why all physical life changed back in 1996, or why the second coming of Christ was so disappointing. But fear not gentle reader, like Indiana Jones I shall carve a path through this jungle of new-age bullshit, and return with the idols of truth for all to see.

Part 1: The Sequel to Chakras, and the Time Donut

“My name is Sheldon Nidle and I have been appointed as a representative of the Galactic Federation. This position was given to me by a Sirian counselor and galactic presence named Washta."

Starting strong, the author holds nothing back. Many occult texts at the time will frontload their occult content by pretending to be a self-help text. Sheldon wastes none of our time, he is a dad from Buffalo New York and the psychic alien god parliament chose him to be their prophet. Bazinga. 

Later in the first chapter, he uses the term “Ascended Masters“ to refer to the beings that supposedly contacted him. This is a term from Theosophy that generally refers to any being of sufficient occult wisdom as to achieve a form of transcendence. Given that he refers to the Ascended Masters as aliens, we can neatly place the text in the school of thought that believes all religions of the world are the result of psychic aliens contacting humans as an attempt to guide us as a species. It is by no means an accepted term, but I am going to call this Techno-Theosophy. Rather than describing the world with misused terms from buddhism and hinduism, they misuse terms from pop science.

This brings us to our first question: “Why is time accelerating?“

Answer: The Time Donut. The authors posit that earth is on a collision course with a massive galaxy-sized space-time anomaly he calls the Photon Belt. This is bad because the Photon Belt has a shell around it called the Null Zone, and inside the Null Zone, electricity and the sun will no longer function. Mr. Nidle does not explain how this works or why this works, but once we make it through the Null Zone (which will take several years) and enter the Photon Belt, we will gain access to Photon Power. Our proximity to the Null Zone is supposedly why time is accelerating, as it supposedly causes a dilation in spacetime similar to the surface of a black hole.

This entire section of the book is an almost one-to-one rebrand of the narrative from Revelations, sans anti-christ, wrapped in new-age sci-fi language. Our approach to the Null Zone will be a period of chaos and darkness that will lead up to some sort of techno-theosophist rapture.

This brings us to both our second and third questions, a double whammy, “Why will ALL physical life change by the end of 1996? How may you prepare?“ and “How can we regain our full 12-helix consciousness identity?”

Answer: “Also the Time Donut.“ See, entry into the Time Donut will also supposedly have an effect on our bodies. How exciting! I’m sure this won’t turn into anything racist. Specifically, it will give our bodies access to the production of our primordial 12-strand DNA manifold. Imagine a normal DNA helix. Now take six of those, braid them together. That’s what we are getting upgraded to. This will give us powers because apparently more DNA = More Chakras.

That’s right. Our entry into the Time Donut is going to throw in five new chakras, absolutely free, but don’t touch that dial, because two of those new Chakras are Gendered! Good news Hinduism, your entire religion is getting an alien DLC courtesy of Some Guy From Buffalo.

Part 2: A Short History of the Atlantean-Lemurian Hyperwar

The Atlantean-Lemurian Hyperwar is something that every spiritualist eventually has to tackle. The Hyperwar has been a part of conspiracy mythology for arguably 150+ years now, the broad strokes are as follows: Millions of years ago there was a war between two highly advanced civilizations. Atlantis, situated in the Atlantic ocean, and Lemuria, situated in what is now modern-day Oceania. The war is always cataclysmic, resulting in the destruction of both civilizations. Now, every writer has their own version of events, and it almost always just so happens to closely parallel a military conflict that took place when the author was writing, and the way they write about it almost always reveals their views on contemporary politics. Funny how that works.

The authors describe a conflict between two intergalactic superpowers. On one side we have The Sirian Federation, a benevolent alliance of democratic civilizations led by angel-like beings of pure energy who backed the developing protohuman civilization that happened to be in western Europe, and on the other side we have The Reptoid/Dinoid Alliance, a union of multiple violent imperial powers who happened to back the protohuman civilizations in what is now Russia, China, and Africa. The two superpowers were locked in conflict over the earths spiritual resources, fighting a magic proxy war over the area that just happens to be the middle east. Funny how that works.

For those that didn’t catch on. The conflict described is a clear parallel for the late cold-war conflicts between America and the Soviet Union, specifically the Soviet-Afghan War. It is at least slightly refreshing to see reptilian aliens as a parallel for Communism rather than Judaism, though given the close history of anticommunism and antisemitism, the ham-fisted antisemitic allegory is at best one step removed.

One of the spiritual resources the powers were competing over? Who gets to control “the Great One called Jesus.“ The authors do not elaborate much here, and leave extrapolation about a Second Coming to the reader. The answer to our earlier question is clear: No, The Second Coming is certainly not going to be what we expect.

Part 3: Magic White People From Space

Ah the Magic White People From Space, the center square of every conspiracy theory bingo card. Beautiful yet chaste, enlightened yet culture-less. Their features are nordic, their gender roles are strict, their supremacy is white, and they are here to teach you how to be like them.

For it is here, dear readers, that we answer our final two questions. “What role will the Sirians play in human evolution?“ and “Is physical death necessary? Is ascension possible?“

Behold the Sirians! The manifested form of the angelic energy-beings who are here to teach you to ascend beyond your body! Because remember, dear readers, if you’re trapped in debt because of a chronic illness gone untreated by the late-capitalist medical industry, if your small business failed and you’re feeling disillusioned with the American dream, or even if you’re feeling crushed by the alienation of late capitalism in general, just remember: If you meditate hard enough, you too can become a magic white person from space.

[thebigkelu]

Cetan Waste (Ha-v-ka-washta), Wipetila and Pte, Indian-family- man holding pipe, woman and child in native dress. - Heyn - 1900

[madamlaydebug]

🌀We of the Sirian Council- Washta, Mikah, and Teletron wish to describe something about our own history as galactic humans and also about the organization called the Galactic Federation that Earth has entered as a new member.

The Galactic Federation was formed about 4.5 million years ago to prevent interdimensional dark force from dominating and exploiting this galaxy. This interdimensional dark force had seeded the Milky Way Galaxy with its own kind of computer-like, cold-hearted beings. Their appearance was mainly in the form of reptoid or dinoid. These dark beings spread across the galaxy and began to successfully conquer thousands of star systems. These reptoids/dinoids, however, eventually reached an area of the galaxy where free-willed sentient beings had created several galactic civilizations which were their technological match.

What followed, about four million years ago, was a period of brief but very barbaric stellar wars which were quickly interspersed by periods of peace pattern has continued even into present times. As the attacks continued across the galaxy, those of us who were the enemies of this Dinoid/Reptoid Alliance became more organized. We saw the need to develop a highly diversified and effective organization that could act as an umbrella for both the coordination of the galaxy’s defenses, and also as a forum that would permit necessary human and nonhuman cultural governmental exchanges.

The Galactic Federation sees itself as a sort of United Nations of star systems whose sole purpose is to create an organization that will allow light to continue to flow into our Milky Way Galaxy. At present there are over 100,000 star systems and star leagues in the Galactic Federation, and recent additions.

This astounding event has been offered as proof that our mission of spreading light and Love throughout the Galaxy is succeeding and that the ancient prophecies about the purpose of the present are now coming true. The primary basis of this Galactic light of creation is Love. (You are becoming a Galactic Human)

[greatshell-rider]

8, 16, 41 for Jerry, Washta, and Shadi

8.  if they were given 1000 acres of land with no strings attached, what would they do with it?

jerry: build a cool fort. maybe try and start like a ren faire thing? that would fail horribly

washta: put horses on it, but otherwise mostly leave it alone.

shadi: build a house that could fit all of her friends and family, and then just keep building more houses for anyone else. a lil communal town springs up,

16. if they were arrested with no explanation, what would their friends and family think they had done?

jerry: stabbed someone or got in a fight. both

washta: committed heretical crimes against god(s)

shadi: kinda both of those above. also, accidental destruction of property, like she demolished a building single-handedly

41. what is the dumbest way they’ve ever been injured?

jerry: just standing next to lani is a hazard but probably something like he tripped down the stairs and sprained his ankle and couldn’t walk for a week and lani purposefully would fake-fall down the stairs to mock him

washta: when she was younger she tried to jump up on a horse but its coat was slippery with rain or mud or something and she just kept going. fell on her head, rip

shadi: punched herself in the face

[iowamedia]

FATAL CRASH IN CHEROKEE COUNTY

FATAL CRASH IN CHEROKEE COUNTY

ONE PERSON DIED AND ANOTHER WAS INJURED IN A TWO VEHICLE CRASH WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN RURAL CHEROKEE COUNTY. THE IOWA STATE PATROL SAYS THE VICTIM, 48 YEAR OLD JERAD EBERT OF WASHTA, WAS A PASSENGER IN A CAR DRIVEN BY 69-YEAR-OLD MARILYN EBERT OF WASHTA. EBERT’S VEHICLE COLLIDED WITH A PICKUP PULLING A FLATBED TRAILER ON COUNTY ROAD C-66 AROUND 8:40 P.M. THE PICKUP, DRIVEN BY 40 YEAR OLD SHANE BEESON…

[greatshell-rider]

Oh, I'd love to hear more about Shadi and Cindy!

:D it is my joy and pleasure

more fun facts! shadi’s disabled and uses her prosthetic to literally punch the life out of the demons that haunt her homeland. she’s also buff and i use every opportunity i can to say so. she’s got a dad, mom, little bro, and does not like horses. i originally wrote her as a foil for washta i think?? and then they fell in love and i cry thinking about them actually.

cindy is very cool! ze’s hiding from the government! every breath ze breathes and every step ze takes is illegal because, since ze has a magical plant mutation (the growing thing), ze should be in the government’s army! but zir parents said no!!! not gonna happen!!!! so they sent zir to a distant relative’s farm to hide, but ze had to earn zir keep and did so as a guard/sentry. that’s where ze learned the crossbow. ze ran into lani and jerry when they needed to procure a very large and oddly modified saddle for a very large and not-horse-like horse (cough cough dragon cough) and went shopping for one in the black market, which cindy frequented often since ze was illegal anyway, might as well make some money off it. you basically got all of zir so-far established backstory instead of fun facts, congratulations!

[bimbooctopus]

Cute jock boy !! Tagging @seraphina-herondale @naturenaruto @spageddy29 @sasukays @washtae @retainer-yellow @katsoupki @dr-dinos-blog @trans-t0uya

Cool Picrew 👍

Here’s the link

Tags: @lokust @the-new-ginger-switch @fluffallamaful @twordishfics @someone1348 @soft--dragon @starlightrosa @covenofwives

Anyone else can hop on too 😊

[psychicreadingsbyronnbirmingham]

Sylvesta M. Slota

... Terry (Bert), Kingsley, Iowa, Perry (Barb), Washta, Iowa, Jerry (Judy), Washta, Iowa, Kerry (Merrilee), Foley, Alabama, Karen, Birmingham, Michigan. from Google Alert - birmingham michigan https://ift.tt/32Xgnne

[thebigkelu]

Portrait of Dakota man, Good Hawk (Cetan waste or Ha-v-ka-washta) - Gardner - 1872

[icytatribe]

The Grandmaster's Diary

Prologue.

I never knew how I survived the drifts of space time, but I know who to look upon. 

Basically, I married a star. Her name was MARLE. Or that's what I gave to her. Her true name is quite the difficult to pronounce and ever so long. She could only remain in her barren shell for so long that I made a prototype glass cylinder console out of asteroids that came by. 

Before the other companions I’ve had, it was just us two. She guided me to our new home planet. It called itself "Phoenicia" and the small city "Washta Heights" on one of its continents. MARLE regenerated my body anew from the rough and tear of the universe and back to my youthful toddler. I was happily adopted by perfect parents who gave me my name, Jacoby Ridington. MARLE told me she knew what my real one is, but she kept it from me. Said it was too dangerous, even for me to know. 

I grew my intellect in physics and all things science, just enough to take over my father's laboratories when I aged to adult. When he passed away along with my mother due to a terrible accident, I raised the laboratory as my own. Little by little, year by year, it has been the ruins of Washta Heights with the countless of wars between us and our neighboring countries. Every king that assumed power were strange; one decided to tear down my father’s building. They didn’t succeed by the way.

I built a finalized metallic console in the shape of a tree where MARLE rested safely. She could only stand in human form for 30 minutes or so. She preferred her starry feline form. While I grew older, she remained in my heart. 

MARLE gifted me the power to time travel. Our first journey landed us in the lands of Earthia whose grounds remain fertile all year. There, I met these gigantic yet fantastic beasts. Some had teeth sharpest to tear tough skin. Others had horns enough to stand a ground. I stepped my feet within a footprint in the mud, and it made them look small than the beast. 

It was at that time I would meet a Princess, the first one in all my journeys. I guess I’m just a knight-in-shining-armor. Compared to the others after her, she was strong and very compassionate to these creatures she loved. I learnt that compassion from her first. I helped her in one mission, and when I must take leave, she gave me a parting gift: a baby Deinys. 

I think I also had a “kiss” too. I’ll be getting a lot of those in the future. 

[lostdogsminnesota]

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[theprideful]

oriented aroace @etchedstars @washtae

angled aroace

another oriented here

i made some more gay shit <3

please rb if you save, free for personal use! don’t repost, i will know 👁👁

[greatshell-rider]

Heard you got some ocs? 👀

i dooooooooooo!

from the story im currently working on, and have been working on ever since,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,elementary school yeehaw, there’s tawa, washta, shadi, ituha, and satinka. and others but they’re less relevant.

from another story, which is much looser and less plotted than the above, i got lani, jerry, and cindy! they’re the ones ive been writing quARTine prompts for mostly

and from yet another story, which i guess is more fleshed out than Lani & Jerry but not really?? and also gets a few quARTine prompts, is kilia.

if you or anyone else wants to ask more specific questions about any of those characters, go wild, but i’ll give some Quick Fun Facts about each now!

tawa: he/him, acearo, he is Baby, a minor god, and he likes to paint! he lives for two things, painting and his best friend the star mare

washta: she/her, acearo, she is the personification of Tired, she likes horses, and she serves as tawa’s bodyguard

shadi: she/her, acearo, loves to kick and punch things and would in fact Die For You, and, coincidentally, i would Die For Her. she’s the literal best, 11/10

ituha: she/her, lesbian, and she gets all sorts of fun fun things like anxiety, self harm and negative body image, and mommy issues! she gets to go on a cool path of self love and determination, good for her

satinka: she/her, bisexual, she’s a healer/prophetess kinda, but was raised in a patriarchal and misogynistic society and decides, hey!! no thanks!!! and kinda like,,,,,,elevates herself to a minor god? i actually don’t have her arc really planned out yet, but im pretty sure she gets Revenge. yknow, as a treat. as she deserves!

lani: she/her, acearo, trans, real into space and science but also magic! she’s very very smart and likes to rub it in her brother’s face and also overthrow governments, sometimes just for fun!

jerry: he/him, bisexual, ^ her brother, got severe trauma as a kid (so did lani but shhhhh don’t tell her that), really into swords and dragons and knighthood and crap. edgy boi, a dweeb, but a good

cindy: ze/zir, nonbinary, pansexual, ate a magic bean as a kid so ze can grow real real big for short periods of time! good with a crossbow and at being buff and working with plants and also the underworld/black market. basically, hired muscle for lani and jerry during their shenanigans across the universe!

last but not least, kilia! she/her, bisexual, kinda similar to satinka in that she got screwed over by a bunch of people throughout her life and said “hmmmm i will now commit arson and murder”. she does not know the definition of chill and as a treat i gave her cool fangs, horns, claws, the whole shebang.

each character description got longer oh man. 😔 it is not what i intended, forgive me. but yeah those are my babeys, my very goods, my Thems For Whomst I Wouldst Perisheth For. thanks for the ask!