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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
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having mutuals who i think are really cool and get like. starstruck when they interact with me. is so weird. like why am i reacting like this. we’re literally both on tumblr
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just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this
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dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs
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the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE
me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-
*flames engulf me completely*
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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know
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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine
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it’s so polite of mice to make such a polished entrance to their little hidey holes in the wall of some stranger’s house. how do they do it
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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again
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Mitski performing at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta last week.
photos by Jenn Li
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Lactose: e-excuse me...
Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!
Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!
Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?
Lactose: but I...
Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*
Large intestine: lactase?!
Small intestine: b-but you're both...
Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?
Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?
Lactose: I-I w-
Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking
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