#wash your dishes

[berryzxx]

What time zone are you in? np answering

😔😔the timezone where it always FUCKING RAINS. IN AUGUST????

Come on be fr rn

[midnightmoonbeams]

Last three posts from this day! Geo! says... go wash your dishes!

From October 3rd, 2022

If, after your dishes have been washed, you wanna come join me for some turf war and/or salmon run fun, you can find me streaming this game on Tuesdays at 1:30pm central time over on my Twitch channel!

[actual-corpse]

Hey... I know this is disgusting but I love all of you and want nothing but the best for you so here goes:

PLEASE WASH YOUR DISHES IN A TIMELY MANNER!

I KNOW it's HARD! I too suffer with neurodivergence and I have difficulties with shitty tasks...

I haven't really seen anyone talking about some of the downsides of not performing a necessary task bc sometimes this site would rather coddle people.

If you can't handle doing dishes and you don't have a dishwasher, USE DISPOSABLE THINGS!

It's much better for you to throw out paper plates than it is for you to GROW MAGGOTS IN YOUR DISHES!

I know... Waste is bad... but you only using paper plates for a month is not anywhere near as bad as Taylor Swift and the jet.

But living with maggots and the flies that come with them is much much worse.

[brownibai]

10:54pm Ion wanna wash these fucking dishes but y’all know me I always gotta make something bigger than it is here’s wat I thought to motivate me. So sum people say to make your day better focus on having wins like having things that u do good or doing things u know already gotta do. And that didn’t really motivate me either but think about like this; if I don’t wash the dishes today I gotta wash them tomorrow (bc these ppl I live w is dirty asf and need to use 300 different dishes for one dish) and then I’ll feel worse bc there’s more dishes. So not washing the dishes would basically make todays lost tomorrow’s problem (problems like that don’t jus go away bc u wan them to) moral of the story is yea wash the dishes as soon as u see them but also don’t let todays laziness effect tomorrow’s happiness,don’t let todays lost make u feel like a failure tomorrow.

2:34am I finished these fucking dishes

[niwolah]

[soulaanadelrey]

I hope you cum so hard to my nudes that it releases all of your stress and you feel good enough to take care of yourself even if it's for a few hours.

[imperatorrrrr]

new article/q&a about Nico Hischier just dropped.

best tidbits below:

Q: What moment in your life would you like to experience again? A: The moment when I stepped onto the ice before my first NHL game.

Q: Common misconception about hockey players? A: That goalies are a bit crazy for standing in goal and letting pucks get shot at them.

Q: Which sports star's training would you like to follow? A: I would be interested to know how Roger Federer trains.

Q: What title would you give your biography? A: From Little Valais to Big New York

Q: Last time you cried? A: After the World Cup final there were emotional moments and some tears were shed. I had never played in a final before, now I know what it feels like. And when you lose, the motivation for the next time is even greater so that you don't experience that feeling again.

Q: What didn't you eat as a child that you like to eat now? A: Onions! As a child I hated them, my mother was not allowed to cook anything with onions. And today I love them.

Q: Most emotional locker room moment? A: Difficult, because there were a few. Emotionally, it's not easy when players are traded during the season or coaches who have been with the club for a long time have to leave. These are not pleasant conversations as a team. In contrast, the moment when the playoffs are clinched, for example, is very special. That's why there is no one moment; in the locker room it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

Q: What advice do you give to young players who dream of the NHL? A: Don't be afraid to make mistakes, because you learn from them. Go your own way, have fun in training and in games.

Q: Are you afraid of getting older? A: No, I try to have the attitude of looking forward to what is still to come.

Q: Four weeks in a monastery or in prison – what would you choose? A: To the monastery, of course

Q: What could you never be persuaded to do? A: A dance competition

Q: What household chore do you put off the longest? A: Vacuuming

Q: What prank have your teammates played on you? A: In the locker room, your helmet is always on the top shelf. They put a cup of water underneath it. If you take your helmet off the shelf, you pour the water on your face. I found out a few years ago that this is a popular joke.

Q: When can you laugh at yourself? A: When I’m in a good mood I can always laugh at myself

Q: What are women better at than men? A: Oh, in many things. They are better at coordinating things, they can absorb a lot of information better and faster. Luckily there are women.

[moghedien]

ok but as a white person who grew up in a rice eating culture (Cajun), hearing other white people who didn’t grow up eating rice often talk about rice is sometimes the most maddening/insane experience

[pronouncingitwang]

catching up in time for the finale thank you podcasts

[khihi]

list of things JO have caused controversies over so far:

weak salt

bolognaise risotto

where does the washing machine go

how do you eat kiwis

[greenbirdtrash]

i wonder.

[saintlevrant]

TU... TUVELO!! PERIOOOODDD! 💅🏽💅🏽😫

[papa-evershed]

Chef Daniel 👨‍🍳 THE INHERITANCE

[shiramono]

dirk, bro-

[amygdalae]

hi hello that post you made about #onion berries and how you forgot the WIPE the cutting board made me so stressed. horrid imagery. do you only wipe the cutting board? is it not worthy of a wash, the soap and the water? what color has your cutting board taken? hope you are well, sending love your way

i wipe the cutting board with soap and water yes. the wiping and the washing are one and the same

[liesmyth]

by the way. there's no conceivable universe in which the FTL fleet that left Earth in NtN didn't have it incredibly rough.

I've said this before, but it bears reminding: they jumped blind, using untested technology, with NO supply lines back to earth and no concrete plans for a colony. they took ships that were supposed to stack 11 billion people canned in like sardines and nothing else and stocked them full with enough resources to live on for generations and somehow found a settlement, and that was before they had to rush the schedule because John was making noise about transparency and mask their actual launch as a trial run.

it wasn't a comfortable journey. I'd be very, very surprised if the total passenger count was higher than 10k people, for space/resources allocation reasons as well as for secrecy reasons. Every person on board was a mouth to feed, and their descendants, and their descendants. I've seen some people in fandom say stuff like "Of course they'd bring along servants! Rich wouldn't do chores!" and IMO that fundamentally misses the point.

This wasn't the space equivalent of a cruise liner, or the Titanic crossing the Atlantic with first-class quarters and third-class decks. This is the space equivalent of climate refugees crammed in 500 in a tiny fishboat crossing the sea with a non-insignificant chance of dying en route, after emptying their savings to pay for the trip. The fact that the people on board the FTL ships were once insanely rich doesn't mean they travelled in comfort.

This was a desperate last-chance trip, destination "anywhere but here", chances of survival unknown. Their privilege got them on the ships, but the moment they left Earth, that privilege ceased to exist; there was no way to enforce an existing social structure. This is why, again, I think there were no luxuries on board and absolutely definitely no servants - if you're about to willingly enter into complete social collapse, you don't WANT to bring people you regard as less than yourself, knowing that they will be your equals tomorrow.

I'm still convinced that half the fleet at least didn't make it out, and those who managed to found settlements were nearly wiped out multiple times at different points in history.