#was the song on repeat for this one

[medicbrainrot]

there must be poison in those fingertips of yours, ‘cause i keep coming back for more

Artemis approached Simon’s office with a bit of a mischievous look on her face.

“Hey sweetheart, you almost done for the day?” She smiled at him.

“Hey love, Just let me save these last couple of things and then I’ll be done.” He nodded to her.

“Alright, finished.” He turns to Artemis, his eye crinkling in a smile through his mask. “What are you smiling about?”

“Who me? Nothing, I just had a question for you.” She giggles.

“Alright, I’ll bite, what’s the question?” Simon asks, raising an eyebrow.

“Do you still have the pull up bar in your room?” She asks.

“Yeah…why? Do you want to use it for something?” He smirks under the mask, leaning forward in his chair.

“Yes…” Artemis laughs.

“And, what would that be?” Simon asks, his curiosity now piqued.

“Do you know what the Spider-Man kiss is?”

“The one where Spider-Man and Mary Jane kiss?” He responds. “Uh huh, I’m familiar. What of it?”

“Yeah, the iconic scene where he’s upside-down and she pulls his mask down to kiss him.” She says, a slight blush coming to her cheeks.

“Mmhmm, I know exactly what you’re talking about.” He grins. “And what does that have to do with the pull up bar…?”

“Well…I was wondering…” Artemis starts but trails off.

“Yes, you were wondering what?” Simon asks, a hint of a smile growing.

“I was wondering…if you wanted to try it…?”

Simon raises his eyebrows in surprise, but a smirk grows on his face. “That depends, you wanna be Spider-Man or Mary Jane?”

“It might be easier for me to be Spider-Man, but you’re the one wearing the mask…” Artemis grins at him.

“I’m up for it,” Simon grins back. “Sounds like fun.”

“Ok, you’re not busy right now?” She asks.

“Nope, not at all.” Simon lifts the bottom of his mask to give her a soft kiss, then pulls it back down. “Shall we get going then?”

“Yes, please.” Artemis laughs as they head to Simon’s barracks room.

Simon shuts the door, and leads her over to the pull up bar. He turns around and looks at her, grinning. “Ready for this…?”

“Yeah.” She nods, smiling.

Simon helps Artemis up onto the pull up bar, hooking her knees over it so she can comfortably hang upside-down.

He then lifts his mask to the bridge of his nose, revealing a devilish smirk. He leans close to her, their faces dangerously close to each other.

“Hey there.” Artemis whispers, a faint blush tinting her face.

“How’s the view up there, Spidey?” Simon whispers teasingly, a mischievous grin on his face.

“It’s pretty good, I’d say.” She laughs.

“I bet it is…my spidey-sense is definitely tingling right now…” He whispers, bringing his lips closer to hers.

“Hmm, what’s it telling you?” She asks.

“Definitely… telling me to do this…” He leans in closely, locking his lips with hers as he kisses her.

Artemis sighs into the kiss, gently running her fingers through the short hairs near Simon’s neck.

He pulls in closer, continuing to kiss her, turning his head slightly to deepen the kiss. He runs one of his hands along her shoulders and up her back.

The combination of being upside-down with the passionate kiss adds an element of interest to the experience.

Simon breaks the kiss for a moment, looking Artemis in the eyes as he holds her close. 

“How was that?” He asks.

“That was fantastic.” She starts. “But I–” She gets cut off as Simon pulls her in for another kiss, continuing where he left off, and she melts into the kiss.

Simon grins into the kiss, pulling her close as it gets more passionate. One of his hands holds her behind the shoulder while the other cups her face gently.

Artemis mumbles something as they continue the kiss, “mmf.”

Simon pulls away for a moment. “What was that?” He asks, tilting his head slightly, the grin growing across his face.

“I said I love this, but I’m starting to get a little dizzy from all the blood rushing to my head.” She smiles a little sheepishly.

“Oh!” He chuckles. “Do you…do you want to stop?” He asks, raising his eyebrow slightly.

“Don’t wanna stop, but maybe you can help me come down?” She says.

Simon nods, laughing lightly. “Of course.” He chuckles, helping Artemis get down, placing her gently on her feet again. He smiles, taking her hand and interlocking their fingers.

“All good, love?”

“Yeah.” She gives him a soft smile, blinking a bit as the blood drains from her head.

“Glad to hear it.” Simon smiles, kissing her cheek affectionately. “Now…should I try something?” He asks.

“Are you gonna hang from the pull up bar?” She asks teasingly.

“What, you think I’m not able to? Pshhh… I totally can. Watch this.” He says, grabbing on to the pull up bar and swinging himself up. “I’m tougher than I look.” He chuckles as he sets himself up. 

“See?” He smiles, hanging upside-down from the pull up bar.

Artemis proceeds to gently grab his face and kiss him softly.

Simon smirks, leaning further into the kiss. He kisses her with equal softness, slowly increasing the force.

He gently slides his tongue past her lips, increasing the fervor of the kiss.

After a minute or so, Artemis breaks the kiss so they can both come up for air.

Simon grins after she breaks the kiss, taking a deep breath. “How was that?” He teases her, still hanging from the bar.

“That was…that was hot.” She whispers breathlessly.

“I agree.” Simon chuckles, smiling at her. “My spidey-senses were certainly…tingling…if you know what I mean.” He smirks.

“Oh my god.” Artemis blushes profusely, hiding her face in her hands.

Simon laughs. “Oh, was that too corny?” He asks, grinning at her playfully. “Guess my spidey-senses weren’t the only thing tingling.” He smirks, trying to get a rise out of her.

Artemis laughs as she helps Simon get down from the pull up bar. “You’re such a dork, Si.”

“I know, I know.” He laughs, kissing her cheek once he’s back down. “But you still love me anyway, don’t you?”

“Yeah.” She grins. “I will say, thanks for indulging me, that kiss is something I’ve fantasized about for a while.”

“Of course. Any time, my love.” Simon smiles sweetly, placing a hand on her cheek. “Was it… what you were hoping for?”

“Yes.” She grins. “Better, even.”

Simon laughs. “I was hoping you’d say that.” He grins, pressing a kiss to her cheek. “I love you Artemis. Thanks for indulging me, as well.” He chuckles, pressing a kiss to her forehead. 

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Masterlist

[s0up1ta]

ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

alt versions under the cut:

couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!

[creamiceandsugar]

So I knelt beside the river and I drank until

I drank until I drank until I died

But something in the water must have brought me back

it brought me back it brought me back to life

[suburbanbonfire]

swimming upstream v2

[zivazivc]

Hiii!! Ufff I don't know how to tell you that I love your take on Floyd. like some bad bad life decisions were taken (THAT SO!!! INTERESTING FOR HIM). Do you think he ever feels ashamed of himself when he looks at Branch's eyes, like "shit, this guy really believes in me" or "he doesn't even know everything I have done"? Like he has some really BIG "Love me Less by Max" vibes

They all really believe in his goodness which is worse

And OH he definitely feels so much shame and regret. I think a big part of why he fell as hard as he did was because he finally didn't have to be his brothers' mediator, and I guess at one point he forgot that he still needed to be the voice of reason for himself. His new band mates encouraging his reckless behavior didn't help. Honestly I personally think young Floyd was a very naive kid and very dependent on his older brothers but his strong empathy gave them all the impression that he was much more mature and independent than he really was...

So yeah... you can imagine that constantly partying, doing drugs and sleeping around wears someone down after a few years. I think Floyd also went gray like Branch (not for as long tho) and he broke up with the band wanting to go home badly, but he was also ashamed of showing his face after a number of years as a gray drug addict, so he kind of just ended up alone...

If we're sharing songs, I have to show you this one by Linkin Park because I think Floyd wrote it for Branch (and the rest of his family (and some parts also addressing himself)) while he was at that desperate and lonely period because I am also extremely emo

[calciumdreams]

...But i'll live, unfortunately.

[haggz-is-here]

other variations of the “Tell me, Godly one, do you crave more?” drawing thing 💥💥💥

(while drawing it, many things were added but then taken away in the whole process of things. so here are the cooler ones that still deserve a spot 💕)

[laurellala-comics]

Ok, so we know that after Phoenix saw news articles about how Edgeworth had become a ruthless prosecutor but before Phoenix became a lawyer himself, he wrote letters to Edgeworth to try and get through to him and convince him that what he was doing was wrong. Do we think Edgeworth read the letters? Do we think he kept them? Realistically, I think he read the first one because he recognized Nick's name and was curious what he had to say, and then got angry and threw out all the subsequent letters without looking at them. But imagine if he had kept them, and after reuniting with Nick, went through them. I feel like that would be a good opportunity for drama.

I also wonder if Nick thinks Edgeworth read all his letters or not. Like if he said certain things in the letter and assumes Edgeworth knows them when they meet, it could lead to interesting miscommunication. Obviously you could do this in a ship context, but I think it'd be compelling from a friendship point of view as well. If Nick had emphasized how much respect he had for Edgeworth and how much he believes in his ability to do good in the world and how he cares deeply about helping Edgeworth realize that, and all Edgeworth does is tell him to go away and that he never wants to see him again, that that feels a lot more crushing if Nick thinks that Edgeworth read about him being vulnerable and honest and then just didn't care.

Honestly though, I feel like after not getting a response for awhile Nick would assume Edgeworth wasn't reading the letters and start getting pissy, and only continue to send the letters for the principle of the matter (Edgeworth will have to see the letter in his mailbox after all and be reminded of Nick's existence even if he doesn't read them). I could see him using the letters more as a way of shouting into the void about his feelings with no expectation of them being read. I imagine the first letter was a very mild and kind plea that Edgeworth remember his old friend and who he used to be, and then 10 letters later it's just one page with "bitch" written in big letters because Nick is So Done. In which case, it would actually be so much funnier if Edgeworth DID read all of them from the beginning. Maybe this is why he acted the way he did when Nick met him again.

[triptychofvoids]

its not that difficult to get your head around youll never meet another me youll never never ever never ever meet another me

[largerfries]

:(

[lifemod17]

!!! I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS !!!

'The Love Of' studio version

Andrew, sleep with one eye open because I can't believe you were holding this back from us (i'm gonna cry, this is all i've ever wanted and more)

[saintaviator]

moar hl scraps…. does a pose

[milktea-grn]

the old house 🎭 bb rome & kendall

[ishikawayukis]

I’ll be standing at the place where happiness comes I'll be standing Just come running and hug me And have a good rest

[limeariee]

She’s so girly pop 🫶

[stonesandpeaches]

Sometimes, all I think about is you ♥️♠️

geno => @/loverofpiggies

reaper => @/renrink