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vampcaprisun · 9 months

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zeph's life is about to become a comedy when they run into gortash for the first time.

like, imagine your bestie has told you all these awful things about the guy who fucked her over and ruined her life and you hate him so bad because he fucked with your best friend so of course you hate his ass and you're so ready to get your hands on him and finally put your murderous instincts to good use because this guy deserves the most brutal killing you're capable of...

...and then you set eyes on his stupid face for the first time and something in the back of your mind says you know what this dude's dick tastes like.

#he's truly the funniest person to be exes with if youre close to karlach at all #like what do you do when you have the sweetest strongest most beautiful best friend in the whole world #and then you find out that the worst thing that ever happened to her #was the aging former rockstar ass dude in a guy fieri shirt who you fucked in a past life #and also he seems to think HE'S your bestie and not the literal angel standing two feet away ready to destroy him #that is pure comedy. to me #like that is the silliest possible way to find out you used to be the leader of a death cult i think #oc: zeph #bg3 oc #bg3 durge #durge oc #dark urge #karlach #karlach cliffgate #gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

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