#was talking to ama ab this..

[wokelander]

oh.. actually I also think he likes to humiliate you but only so you come to him for comfort like he will make you wet yourself and then coo at you and tell you it’s not your fault and that he’ll clean you up!!

what do you think curly’s kinks are 🤫🤫

i don’t think he’s a kinky guy but I do think he’s a pervert! I think he likes to kiss feet actually but that might be me projecting .. I think he also likes ddlg but like. he doesn’t really know that’s a thing he just really likes being in control .. but in a really sickly sweet way. he likes to do your hair and tie you laces and have you rely on him for everything.. however I also think he likes to be humiliated and groped esp if he’s friends with a guy like jimmy LMFAO

[milogoestogreendale]

trobed fic recs?

i take my job as an armchair tumblr connoiseur of trobed content way too seriously so here's my giant masterlist of all my favorite trobed fanfics. i didn't cross check this with any previous lists so there may be some overlap but this one is more extensive and will include some older fics. also if it's not listed here that doesn't mean i don't love it, these are just the ones i specifically remembered to write about. please send the authors some love if you have the time to check their works out!

also i did go through all 87 pages of content on the troy barnes/abed nadir tag in order to find some of these. no, i haven't read them all, but i have read most of them.

fitter, happier, more productive by Toft: i've reread this fic so many times and i regularly forget it's over a decade old. if you haven't read any older trobed fics you are absolutely missing out

Advanced Cohert Dating by Aria: classic trobed fic, so cute and in character

Beginner's Relationship Detecting by KlavierWrites: in quite a similar vein to the last one, but i like both!

Fundamentals of Self-Awareness by Rainbowcat: a great lighthearted read, it's one of the most popular trobed fics for a reason.

Homosexuality and Homosociality in Queer Cinema by ama: this might be the first trobed fic i ever read? still so good and a must read for any gay troy barnes truthers

Annie, Abed and the Long Con by callmealvinandthechipmunks: know i've talked about this one before but it's just so great. the shrack plotline is genuinely one of the most canon things i've ever seen written for greendale

Introduction to Unconscious Bias by theimprobable1: i'm a sucker for the trope of troy thinking hes homophobic when he's actually just gay for abed

cardiovascular endurance and the art of recovery by clonetrobed: you guys know i love my abed h/c especially when it's to do with abed's bullying.

His Innermost Thoughts by LeetSpeak: my favorite trobed high school au, definitely inspired me while i was writing mine!

My Angel by orphan_account: trobed ghost fic that did make me genuinely sob

never could be sweeter by clonetrobed: this fic is just straight up a work of art.

Advanced Emotional Reconciliation and Anti-Clone Catharsis by Luuuna03: been a minute since i read this one but it's a great multi chapter reunion fic!

Fits Like A Glove by human_tennis_elbow: super cute trobed proposal!!

just you and i tonight (why don't you figure my heart out?) by r3medialcha8s: the day r3medialcha8s starting posting on a03... you just had to be there. their impact

the things we don't write in our autobiographies by fffggghhh: similarly to prev, the fic that put user troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed on my roster. god bless my insanely talented mutuals

Assignment Extension Rejected by ChrisSucks: speaking of talented mutuals this fic is criminally underrated

when it comes to a lot of the authors on this list i could put like every single fic they've have ever written, and there's so much i didn't get to, but this post took me ages so im gonna call it done.

[milkygothgf]

"ama" "tirs" "ab" "entertainmenr" "afleshloght" "titr.s" "entkertainment"

God, you're so fucking dumb. I bet if you weren't touching yourself while you were typing, you were at least rubbing your thighs together all coy.

You shouldn't be, though. Legs open, baby. We don't want people to think you're not exactly as you appear to be: a disgusting, dripping, needy fuck toy, for the sexual and sadistic gratification of everyone superior to you, which includes... well, everyone.

Including me.

So let's do this:

When you answer this, do it one-handed. Use your other hand to touch your poor, empty, needy cunt for as long as it takes to type out a full, proper answer.

Type that mantra one last time, and imagine I and everyone else reading this is masturbating over your face while you type.

And again, don't correct your typos. You're a dumb doll, and everyone should know it.

Thats not fair i was just fling whsy i eas told 🥺🥺 you know i cant think shen you talk to me like that 🥺🥺🥺

i am an ibject. i am a dolk. i am a toy. i am a fleshligh5. i am tits. i am holes. i am j7dt wor your entertsinment 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[i-had-a-bad-feeling]

Ok yall we have a swiftie induced rant under the cut. I won’t apologize for it, either.

All the haters need to realize something. We let r@pists and pr3dat0rs run in the music industry, and there are men in the acting and music industries who are FAR more problematic and have way more exes. Taylor being successful isn’t a problem, people just throw rocks at things that shine. Of course she’s going to have exes. Imaging how hard it is to find someone who won’t just use you for money/fame when you’re a world-class, award winning, record breaking billionaire. She’s been in the industry since she was what, 14? She’s had 12 exes. It’s not that deep. Yeah, she’s gonna write about her life. She doesn’t mindlessly write about sex and dating. She writes about her life, her friends, her family, and YEAH. HER EXES. Deal with it and chill tf out

Edit: ok I’m also gonna clarify. YOU DONT HAVE TO LIKE HER. IDC AB UR MUSIC CHOICES JUST DONT BE AN ASSHOLE!!!

If you don’t like Taylor Swift, you are VERY entitled to your opinion, keep doing you and what makes you happy. NOT LIKING TAYLORS MUSIC IS NOT THE PROBLEM, IT NEVER WAS!!!!!! I personally love her, but you don’t have to. It’s taken to a different level when you hate on her as a PERSON or try to downgrade her accomplishments!! If you don’t want to acknowledge her kindness and bubbly personality, fine, I don’t care. BUT. If you STILL try to diminish her accomplishments as an artist and creator, you’re out of your MIND!!!!!! I!!!!! DONT!!!!! CARE!!!! I don’t care if you don’t like her, she’s still a very successful person!!! When YOU can get 14 Grammys, a Primetime Emmy, 40 AMAs, 39 Billboard Music Awards, 23 VMAs, AND 4 AOTY AWARDS IN 3 DIFFERENT GENRES, THEN we can argue about this. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk😍

[sewerpeaches]

The Answer to the Age Old Question:

Who is older, Donatello or Raphael?

The long answer that you didn't come here for is: it depends on the continuity. So you can find my breakdowns for each continuity here (eventually).

The short answer:

Donatello

Why?

#1. "Word of God" #2. IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2011), volume 5 #3. Character/family/team dynamics #4. Aesthetics

~ 1 ~

For those unfamiliar with the term, the Word of God is "A statement regarding some ambiguous or undefined aspect of a work, the Word of God comes from someone considered to be the ultimate authority, such as the creator, director, writer or producer of a TV show / video game / film / etc."

With that in mind, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird co-created Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 1984. Unlike a fair amount of co-created series, TMNT is actually an evenly split brain-child (ie neither Eastman nor Laird seems to be any more responsible for or involved in its creation/production/etc than the other).

On August 14, 2014, Kevin Eastman stated "I'm going to take a bold step and say Donatello is older" during a Reddit AMA .

I couldn't find so much as a whiff of Peter Laird's explicit opinion on the matter (for all my searching... and there was a lot), but that also means that I never found him contradicting Kevin Eastman's statement. (More subjectively, Laird seems to have essentially directed the 2k3 run and I'll post my take on why 2k3 has peak little-brother Raph energy here (eventually))

At any rate, if you're the type of person who accepts the "Word of God" at face value, then continue no further! I, however, don't do that—hence why this is only reason 1 of 3 (4).

~ 2 ~

If you're not familiar with IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2011) then read it, because it's phenomenal, it's the franchise's longest running piece of media ever and up until volume 100, original co-creator Kevin Eastman co-wrote the series and collaborated on page layouts. The much acclaimed Last Ronin, the first thing written by both Eastman and Laird since the original Mirage run, is set in the IDW-verse as its own version of SAINW.

The premise of the IDW run is that Splinter's and the Turtles' souls are reincarnated from those of a human family that lived in feudal japan (yes it sounds stupid, but it's touched on very little and is executed surprisingly well). And that means that the Turtles' corresponding human-selves are all visibly different ages (because unlike turtles, it's not so common for humans to have quadruplets).

So when we see the Turtles' human selves in volume 5...

It's clear in both appearance and mannerisms that Don is older than Raph.

They're definitely the closest in age of the siblings, but still most assuredly different ages.

Besides Raph being smaller than Don with shorter and chubbier limbs, his hairstyle also strikes me as more baby-like (kinda like the ancient version of the ponytail parent's give their 1 year olds when they don't have enough hair yet to actually do anything with). His mannerisms also lend themselves to that of a younger child—more sleepy, much more oblivious to his surroundings, and more clingy. Don's also shown to be able to stand, while Raph seems like he might not be able to yet.

~ 3 ~

This reason is subjective, which is why I've listed it last and need more space to elaborate on it. You'll find the unabridged version on my blog at some point under this tag (eventually), because I simply have Too Many Thoughts™ to contain within a post not dedicated specifically to it.

The short of it is: Donatello's character has always seemed to be designed around being second-in-charge—both in team and family contexts.

I don't think anyone would argue against the fact that Don is the go-to turtle. Doesn't matter what continuity you look at, when Leo anyone runs into a problem, they turn to Don.

You could argue that Donnie's the smart one and "so it only makes sense to turn to him to fix a problem" (and that's a bit of a catch-22 that I'll talk about in more detail in the unabridged version!). However... he's not a real person and so him being the smart one that characters always turn to when Leo falters (including Leo!) is a deliberate choice by the creators. And in the context of the The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's very traditional operating style—with heavy emphasis on hierarchy by age, blood, etc.—it's very telling.

Were they a real family, yes, they would have developed their personalities/aptitudes mostly independently of their birth order, but given that specifically assigning children roles/ideals based on birth order is a significant player in Japanese culture (especially ancient Japanese culture which pertains to ninjitsu on which TMNT is based)... well... (I mean just look at how Splinter treats Leo).

Anyway, looking at the TMNT franchise as a whole, the advancement of the plot, in 9/10 cases, hinges on Don coming up with a solution either (1) via Leo coming up with something, pointing him in a direction, and asking "Don can you make [insane thing] work?" or (2) when Leo stalls entirely and Don has to take over. And though it's a formula, it's a formula with a million different permutations so it stays interesting.

Raph's role is to go into a berserker rage and brute force a second-wind powerup when when fighting is the only option. He's as the one who makes the first option work when Leo & Don are stuck and he has to, not the one who comes up with the second option. And, narrative-wise, it would be boring and lazy for the Turtles to only ever brute force plan A. (Happy to say I wrote this before I saw Laird say the same thing about Raph (bottom of #55))

That very distinct chain-of-command is why we get things like this, which is much more interesting and satisfying than beat-the-thing-until-it-stops:

The same follows in terms of family dynamics. Leo & Raph are simply too similar for the family to feel "balanced" if they're the two eldest brothers. There's no functionality in a family where 1 & 2 are providing nothing different or, worse, butting heads. Don holds the emotional stability of the family in the palm of his hand, largely just by existing as the buffer between Leo & Raph (we all know what happens in SAINW).

And, just from a characterization perspective, it seems much more natural for Raph to turn to Don for comfort than vice versa.

(Again, I'm gonna just... aggressively point to IDW.)

I'll go into this much more in the unabridged version, but I wanted to touch upon it here: setting Don aside for a moment, I see so many people argue for Raph being the second son based entirely upon his attitude towards Leo and ignoring everything and everyone else. It sorta drives me insane, tbh. I think it's a wildly shallow interpretation of his character.

Raph's entire hang-up is not around being second best, it's around being denied authority/autonomy in general—you know, stemming from being a mutant and being banned from doing 9/10 things he'd like to? That's why we see him fighting with Leo; Leo is the only authority he can fight (putting aside crime syndicate-type authority which he also fights obv). But more importantly, we also see him exerting as much power as he can by playfully, not cruelly bullying Mikey //glares at 2k12 (and in more source-compliant adaptations, yes, it is only Mikey that he truly messes with //glares harder at 2k12) or going off solo.

As much as I love 2k7, specifically the Leo/Raph dynamic, it's not actually a good representation of their real relationship—more of a spin-off "what if" (which Laird has also said). And 2k12 is ok plot-wise, but as far as I'm concerned it mostly fails at creating any compelling character dynamics and it crashes and burns in terms of staying true to source material. C':

~ 4 ~

Finally, I will end this post with my strongest argument for Don being second-eldest...

Sunset Aesthetic

[ravenkinnie]

cw//text wall of disorganized thoughts

"there has to be sediments of resentment and anger with the way things played out" im so happy you brought this up bcs i really wanna talk ab some of jinx's feelings toward silco that are a bit more complicated like i know she loves him and i wouldnt say she hates him but i think the way she talked ab silco backstabbing vander makes me think that there IS unresolved frustration she has to silco deep down but she blocks that out bcs of guilt and hipocrisy bcs to be upset at silco for leading to the death of her family she herself has to truly face her own sins that lead to her family's death

like oh she thinks silco is unforgivable for killing vander? but she killed mylo&claggor, so is she unforgivable too? and its unbearable for her to think too much about so she doesnt and suppresses it and doesnt get mad at silco for being a killer bcs she is a killer too and he even ends up being one of the very few ppl she loves so dearly but the guilt would still be there tiny and quiet but stubbornly lingering in the crevices of her heart, that inner voice that frowns upon her for loving him battling against other voices that tell her silco is the only person who understands her now and she cannot lose him so just put up with the guilt that eats her up inside bcs in the end she found someone that is just like her.

yea ofc silco himself likely using manipulative mental acrobatics on her has a part in it but jinx has her own heart and mind and that is ultimately the most fascinating element when talking ab these things for me. like thinking ab all this astounds me how messed up their relationship is more than i already knew which is insane but i love them for that!!

exactly exactly you get it

I think honestly jinxs view of vander is so interesting because its so heavily influenced by silco and silco's projection of him and vander on her and vi. I think somewhere in that reddit AMA it was said that jinx doesn't hate vander the way silco does but she thinks he made the wrong choice and I can't believe you can just drop a line like that like the implications of this aren't crazy. there's clearly some guilt or grief there or else he wouldn't be a part of her hallucinations at all but then she believes silco was, in a way, in the right too, the cognitive dissonance of it would make anyone lose their mind. and the way she says that he stabbed vander in the back like he was going to stab her, like obv he stabbed him literally and i dont doubt silco would be like yeah i did that HSHDHJSHS but I wonder if there is an underlying sense there that it was a betrayal, it just wasn't as much of a betrayal as what vander has done to him

and then ofc she does love him and she depends on him emotionally, both because he fostered this dependency and just from a plain position of being his child. and even more so she relates to him, like its clear that a lot of their connection on both sides is projection and kinship, she thinks he is like her. so exactly like you said, except I do think jinx already thinks she is unforgivable and considers herself monstrous to a degree because she's aware of herself but as long as that one person she cares about accepts her as she is she doesn't care. she only starts seeming unsteady in it when vi shows up who, of course, would never accept her as that violent uncaring person. I think they tapped into something so interesting there at the core of this dynamic and its that being loved is addictive enough but being understood and have that be unconditional is a hell of a drug. and silco might be daddy's perfect little manipulator but he's not just her abuser, he's also her enabler first

and obv I'm a silco stannie and I feel like I should disclaim that jinx was ofc a child, she was an abandoned child and then became his child so she will always have less power in this relationship, whatever she was fed she would probably accept, regardless of what dynamic silco would impose on her. but I think it's also true that if he was yk. a less evil person ehshsj this bond wouldn't be so tangled or strong because jinx wouldn't relate to him on this level

[liyazaki]

*receives encoded message* - it reads as follows

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to make Mor smile. This may be more difficult than usual, but that's why we sent this to you. Please proceed with care and kindness. This message will now self-destruct.

💥boom! 💥

*draws on missing eyebrows to not look surprised all the time*

Okay FIRST

No.....not that - First-LY <.< >.> we need something BRIGHT (no not him!)

Perfect - additional bonus of doggo!

Next, we need something yummy! *shoves all the pictures of abs under the rug grumbling - No not that kind....*

Now we're talking. Okay bright and cheerful with a side of doggo and some tasty treats. Okay now the hard stuff - the real stuff that will for sure make Mor smile. *deep breath*

Alright, I think that should do it...

RIGHT! How could I forget that. Okay NOW it's ready. *packages it all up and sends it off*

I hope this brightens your day my lovely. 💐 🌷 🪷 🌹 🌺 🌸 🌼 🌻

[feels weird to use your gifs in a thing to make YOU feel better but damnit you own 90% of the PP Krit gifs out there - so enjoy your own amazing art]

I- I CANNOT AMA.

my face HURTS & I can’t stop giggling & awwing & melting into a puddle onto the floor. this was so unexpected & hilarious & witty & sweet & tailor made for me (Lordddd, you know me well).

I adore you to pieces! thank you thank you thank you- now get over here, pronto!

[covers your face in tiny kisses, then covers you in kittens, then puts on that beautiful around-the-house playlist of yours, makes you tea & brings you your art supplies. and cuddles. I’ll always bring the cuddles.]

[maximuswolf]

[AMA] We're Ascended Studio and we've made a game where you're an introvert avoiding extroverts!

[AMA] We're Ascended Studio, and we've made a game where you're an introvert avoiding extroverts! Hey everyone!We're Ascended, and we're releasing Don't Stare, our first game on Steam!Ascended Studio's a bunch of passionate devs based all around the world - mostly introverts, two extroverts on the team. Don't Stare's a massive passion project for us, being the kind of game most of us really wanted to make.We want Don't Stare to be funny, beautiful, and challenging at the same time. Our art inspiration comes from Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, we wanted to create this nostalgic cartoon style that we once grew up with. We don't see much of it anymore so we're super proud of how it's looking so far!Steam store page: https://ift.tt/Ra9tHzJ some of the things we love about the game (we're biased lol):- Narrative: Don't Stare's narrative is focused on you, the Introvert, and your gang of friends in your final year of high school! Without spoiling too much, a Worst Case Scenario happens for you as an introvert, and your friendship group breaks up... Which is nice at first, but then you begin to really miss 'em. So, you embark on a quest of avoiding small talk and trying to repair friendships!The story's pretty zany, being very grounded in the kind of cartoons we grew up with. So, there's evil robots, walking houses, and one of the characters even ended up in jail lmao. Anyways! The story hits right back home to some of us at the team. Hope it does for you, too.- Customization: You can customize your introvert, and customize your Introvert Sanctuary - your room! We tried to enable you to make your dream room, within reasonable limits!- Platforming!! Walking!! Jumping!! More jumping!! We wanted to enable the ultimate power fantasy for introverts: parkouring away from small talk! Some levels, you need to tactically sneak around lumbering dads in grocery stores... while in others, you need to tactically establish eye contact with the gymbros so they'll make a platform for you, with their abs!Who is here to answer your questions?u/dont_stare_game - Tom and Hugo - Tom: Game Designer, Hugo: Just some guyIn an ultimate bid of irony, we, the Introvert Jumping Game People, are here to answer questions about the game, the dev process, bizarre challenges, or just small talk. The weather's nice. Breakfast was good.Fire away, folks! Submitted September 06, 2024 at 08:43AM by dont_stare_game https://ift.tt/RVKxzkZ via /r/gaming

[leafboy-the-great]

I've been in a relationship with a spirit before, AMA

[dongiovannitriumphant]

gay abe helsing is a very powerful concept not just because of like Implications and symbolism and whatever but also because he can truly embody the Weird Gay Uncle energy he was meant do embody and that’s very good

[wickramasingha]

guess who's twenny one in two days? this boy

[wokelander]

I know nothing about this mouthwashing game but I want to understand it so i can read ur fics and understand the characters. How do you recommend i get into it?

hi this is so sweet.. I don’t think my work is like super ab the game so u could go into it blind but there’s walkthroughs online of it! I only got into it bc the fanart was all over my fyp + rapist character

[dre6ming]

The delicate beginning rush

Instagram photo dump part IV

Masterlist <chapters 1 through 6 here>

Instagram photo dump masterlist

To be added to the tag list click here

!!! Everything fake !!!

credits to @oh-austin for the template

𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅭

jackantonoff

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jackantonoff: made some magic…no better life than the life we’re living #comingsoon

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y/n4real.2002: you don’t have to change a thing the world could change it’s heart.

↳fan192: miss thing Taylor is my mom, are these lyrics?

↳y/n4real.2002: fan192 👀🤐

↳fan_love: that’s it, you’re not allowed enjoys anymore.

↳y/n4real.2002: fan_love but I love them too much😭💜

↳fan_love: I’m dying. Rip me.

taylorswift: magic seems just about right✨

↳y/n4real.2002: you know it 🤫

↳tsfan: we need a new colab queens

↳fan203: I double that we need more duets

finneas: hope you left some of that magic for when I come back

↳y/n4real.2002: ofc I did. 😊

↳billieeilish: 🫣

↳fan292: what? Billie what?

↳billiefan: this is killing me🫡

amas: definitely the most anticipated album right now

↳fan29_: wait did the American music awards just confirm this is an album?

↳ts_fan: brb…loosing my mind.

y/n4real.2002

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y/n4real.2002: no better you than the you that you are….oh you’re beautiful. Today was a long long day, full of whispers and gossip, but time spent in the studio with jackantonoff can heal any wounds. #noscarstoyourbeautiful

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fan292: I just know that she wrote a bop about that horrible article

↳fan_lv: what article?

↳fan-398: the one speculating she’s dating Austin Butler

↳ab_fan: 🤔 but the proof is right there

↳fan-fan: no it’s not, let it go already

tchalemet: turn around I want to see you smile

↳y/n4real.2002: haha come on now I’m trying to have an aesthetic here 😭😭

↳fan-ts: omg this is so funny

↳tcfan1: big bro coming in with that love and support

↳fan1: they are unapologetically iconic

joshua_fan: guys our queen looks stunning

↳joshua2-fan: yes!!! He scored big time with this one, they look so cute together

austinbutler: I’ll be waiting to hear this one 💜

↳y/n4real.2002: we’ll see

↳ab-1fan: guys I’m losing my mind

↳fan4kaia: um this man has no limit

ab-fan-ep: I’m officially subscribed to loving her

↳joshua-fan45: amen

gossip.news

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gossip.news: there you have it, our first official proof that y/n4real.2002 and joshuabassett are in fact dating. This is the second time the pair is photographed together. Acting in love and goofy in Central Park, the two are a view for sore eyes. Congrats to the happy couple. #gossip #y/nxjoshua #newcouple

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fan192: yes guys we won. Look how happy she looks😩🥺

↳fan_23: they look so good together.

↳34fan4y/n: yes!! Oh to be them😩 💜

fan56: guys the HANDSTAND, he’s holding her up - I can’t 😭😭🤣🤣

↳joshuafan12: they are unap cheesy and I’m living for it.

↳fan_2-3: omg yes exactly, they are so iconic. I can’t with them.

hater4: good thing she finally settled, seems like that pussy wasn’t strong enough to break AB’s relationship

↳hate84: 👀

↳2haters: yet they still interact on ig. He liked her post and commented, then she replied to him.

↳kaia.fan: hungry little minx, the both of them have no shame

fans-of-kaia: do you guys think he was in Boston to break things off?

↳fan_ab.nd.ep: oh my lord what if🫡😭

↳joshua-fan23: then we know this is PR to save both of their asses. Poor Joshua

↳fan.loevly: let’s not talk be4 we know for sure, they look happy

factsabfan2: and here I was rooting for her and Austin. Guess it’s over 😔😔

↳abfan_ep: they are friends guys, let’s respect them

↳kaiafan23: or he was feeling so guilty of getting caught that he broke it off.

↳fan20: all of these are assumptions, that have no proof to back them.

fan_3fan: couple goals. Periodt 👨‍🍳💋

↳ab-fan1: I’ll agree here, I didn’t think I could like her so much, but she’s great

↳23fan.love: 🥺🥺 seeing Austin Butler and Joshua Bassett fans get swept away by our girl makes so much sense

↳fanofjoshua: 23fan.love haha we couldn’t help it, she’s too amazing

roxanne.02_b1tch

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roxanne.02_b1tch: it’s just a tiny spider…🙄…I know tomholland2003 would be disappointed.

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tomholland2003: indeed I am!! Not to say a little hurt

↳y/n4real.2002: that’s fine I liked Toby’s movies better anyway. He won’t judge

↳tomholland2003: war, this is war my dear

↳zandaya: man chill 🤣🤣 you’re scared of them too

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: tomholland2003 you’re exposed

↳tomfan28: Z just ended him 😭🤣

fan34: me too queen me too, I’m terrified of them 🤡

↳fan_lovle: damn right :)

abfan: guys Austin liked this 😱 he liked her best friends post.

↳fansofaustin: he just followed Roxi as well 👀

↳fan-of-ab: of they are getting serious here

tchalamet: roxanne.02_b1tch thanks for this, it made my day. Hey y/n4real.2002 hope it didn’t eat you

↳y/n4real.2002: hm fine be like this, I’ll be sure to picture you and your best friends the goats, next trip we take to the zoo

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: haha no problem T man. Also good Y/n hit him where it hurts

↳tc-fan: guys Timmy’s scared of goats - this is so amazing 🤣🤣

fan.1.fan: notice the power of women??🧐 they so casually exposed two grown men and their phobias

↳fan.no1: icons

y/n4real.2002

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y/n4real.2002: who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 am. 📸: roxanne.02_b1tch

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tchalamet: you’ve got it sis. I’ll always grocery shop w/ u at 2am

↳y/n4real.2002: I know, love you 💜 and roxanne.02_b1tch love you too

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: love the both of you to the moon and to Saturn

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austinbulter: you actually did this a 2am?

↳y/n4real.2002: does this surprise you?

↳ab-fan18: omg omg omg I swear at this point all he does is get on instagram to simp for her.

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↳y/n4real.2002: 💟

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↳fan.384: they own these emojis now 💟💜

ab-k-fan: ugh it’s so upsetting to see him be so in our faces about her

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tchalamet: more 2am grocery shopping

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paulinechalamet: you guys know the grocery store is open during daytime as well. Right?

↳tchalamet: no one asked for your input miss

↳y/n4real.2002: hahaha but 2am is such a fun hour to shop

tcfan12: when do these two even sleep if all they do is shop all night??

↳fan.23: they are vampires, they don’t sleep

↳love.fan: knowing her as the big twilight fan that she is, I know she’s laughing while reading this

↳y/n4real.2002: you bet I am!! This is the skin of a killer love.fan *does my best Robert Pattinson voice

↳fan4-you: her best Robert Pattinson voice 🤣🤣 I’m floored

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⚠️ Guys! Bomb News! ⚠️

I've decided I want to start writing another story that I will post on Wattpad! My name is: Elebarra.

My account in Wattpad 👇 (Ps. Here I write in Italian)

Character presentation:

Jennifer Lawrence as Charlie

Barry Pepper as David Pratt

Mads Mikkelsen as Duk Stedon

Peter Capaldi as Abe Cu’de (Hadu)

Jack Black as Randy Hale (Rain)

The plot:

The story will talk about a girl with special powers named Charlie, locked inside the Met Bastiod, a place almost as secret as area 51, where only the most experienced FBI agents can access. And indeed, one of those agents is David Pratt. The two will meet for the first time when David was investigating the case of the ruthless assassin Abe Cu'de nicknamed Hadu, discovering that the assassin has something to do with Charlie.

[sbahour]

An outstanding presentation tonight by Haifa architect, Dr. Abed E. Badran, from @De-iDEA Labs, @Evolvectonic lab, and @Octomus, at the Mahmoud Darwish Museum in Ramallah.

Sadly, not every architect architectural student in Ramallah/Al-Bireh attended -- they should have! Dr. Badran spoke about his team's efforts to work on Palestinian-led development in the City of Haifa against all odds of a state bent on erasing all that is Palestinian even seven decades later. His talk was packed, it gave historic context but most importantly, was forward-looking. He said one thing that is stuck in my mind, and I paraphrase:

We are not aiming to bring back Haifa to what it was, but rather we realize that in 1948 we were struck a severe blow, we have now absorbed that blow, and aim to pick up our urban and rural development where it was stunned by Israel's creation...yes, pick up Palestinian-led development of our Palestinian community in Haifa, and elsewhere, as if the Nabka was merely a pause in our efforts!

Dr. Abed was introduced by Professor George M. Al Ama (https://thisweekinpalestine.com/author/george-al-ama/).

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The Freedom of Expression Ep 40 - Appeal for buzzword of the year.

K: Hi, this is Dir en grey's Kaoru with this week's episode of The Freedom of Expression. Joe san, Tasai san, welcome. Oh, thats noisy! *Adjusting chair*

J: Haha

K: How noisy.

J: I feel like I've been seeing you every day.

K: Yeah, what could that be?

T: Yeah.

J: Yeah, its strange.

K: Yeh, I feel like I saw you yesterday.

J: Thats right.

T: Yeah.

K: Did something happen, I wonder?

J: Yeah, something might have...

K: Haha.

J: Anyhow, I drank too much last night, and I have quite a hangover today.

K: Oh really? Yeh, your face somehow looks a bit swollen.

J: Right?

K: Haha

J: *To Tasai* Have you been drinking? For the end of the year?

T: Not at all.

J: Oh, you havn't? How about you Kaoru?

K: Oh, I have.

J: Have you? Not too much though?

K: No, I've been ok.

Kami: *sneezes*

J: I just heard a sneeze!

K,T: Hahaha.

J: Kami sneezed like, 'Ahhchoo'. Haha, what great timing to sneeze.

K: Ok, so this week, its still a little early, but lets  go with this topic. Joe, could you..?

J: Yes. 'Early predictions for buzzword of the year. The most symbolic word of the year is...?' Well, there have already been 30 nominations released for the buzzword of the year. But, well, there are predictions, and most of the words for 2020 are corona related. At the moment the prediction for #1 is 'social distance', #2 is 'the Three C's', #3 is 'Stay Home', #4 is 'Covid crisis', #6 is 'Abe no mask', #9 is 'Amaebi'..

K: Its 'Amabie'. (*This is the name of a spirit which is believed to ward off plagues*)

J: Ah, Amabie, yes. What did I say?

K: Ama ebi (*sweet shrimp*).

T: Very delicious stuff will come.

J: That sounds odd.

K: haha

J: Uh, #10 is 'State of Emergency'. 8 out of the top 10 are corona related. There are also others such as 'Go To Campaign', 'PCR test', and 'Self-restraint police' etc within the nominations.

K: I see.

J: What do you two think about a buzzword for this year?

T: Was there something..?

J: In terms of this show?

K: Oh, on this show?

J: Yeh, something from this show.

K: Well, there should be something.

J: Haha, yeah.

K: A lot of things were said off the cuff.

T: Yeah, haha.

J: I've a feeling our buzzword of the year might be something that Kami has said, haha.

T: There must be so many things, but..

K: You somehow can't remember, right?

T: Yeah, I can't remember.

J: Yeh, I can't remember either.

T: Its strange.

J: Does this mean the stuff Kami has said has left no impression on me?

K: Haha

J: Even though he talks a lot..

T: Yeah.

K: There must be something..

T: Yeah, there must be.

Kami: I say a lot of good stuff.

J: Good stuff?

Kami: Yeah, I say good stuff.

J: Im sorry Kami, you havn't left much of an impression. 

Kami: I havn't?

J: Sorry.

K: He changes quite a lot doesn't he?

J: Yeah, he has no sense of consistency.

T: Haha, thats true.

J: ???*1

T: There is like '¥1000 p/h' with Kami.

J: '¥1000 p/h'!

T: One of Kami's words.

K: Or 'Night-shift'.

J: Oh, 'Night-shift', right.

T: He kinda has a 'Kani kōsen/The Crab Cannery Ship' feel to him. (*A 1929 proletarian novel by Kobayashi Takiji*)

J: Haha, he has a sense of Kobayashi Takiji, right?

T: Yeah, haha.

J: But as for this show, we did mention Hanshin quite a bit.

K: Hmmm, well...

J: Not enough to make it a buzzword of the year?

K: Sometimes.

J: Only sometimes? Does Tokyo Sports have anything, like articles that were a big hit, outside of corona?

T: Well, there was a surprising amount of negative news.

J: Right?

T: Things about all the suffering that took place this year.

J: Wasn't there any really silly Tokyo Sportsy stories that took off?

T: I don't think there was this year.

J: Wasn't there?

T: Because its always been about Tenryu.(*Former Pro-wrestler*)

K: Hahaha.

T: Sorry about that everyone, this new Reiwa era has been...

J: Is Tenryu still active?

T: Haha, no..

K: No, he's not.

T: The viewers might be ??? *2

J: By Tenryu, you mean Tenryu Genichiro, right?

T: Yes.

K: But he does appear on TV quite a bit.

T: For any one who doesn't know what we're taking about, we'll just say he's on tv sometimes.

K: Choshu san too, right? (*Former Pro-wrestler*)

T: Yeah.

J: Ah, Choshu san? Yeah. 

T: We run stories about the secret 'Tenryu metal bat' incident, and stuff.

K: But we want that kind of thing, right?

J: Yeh, everyone expects its to be corona corona corona, but on the other hand if you go with Tenryu..

K: Haha, Tenryu for buzzword of the year??

J: Yeah, haha. Wouldn't it be great if our buzzword for the year was 'Tenryu'?

T: I think it would be for Tokyo Sports...Tenryu, or..'Big boobs' or something like that.

J: Ahh. Well, we need something for this show, The Freedom of Expression. Like, 'Night shift'?

T: Hmm, 'night shift' or..I feel like you've said quite a few puns, Joe.

J: I probably have.

K: But actually, last time...Kami was saying 'small boobs' quite a lot.

J, T: Hahaha

J: He was! The buzzword of the year: Small boobs?

T: There's quite a lot of things 'lacking' about this show too though, isn't there? Haha.

K: Yeh, lacking good taste. It can't be helped.

J: Well, yeh, Kami is vulgar. We can't change that. Isn't there anything you can think of, Kaoru? Anything unforgettable..a symbol of 2020?

K: I feel like there should be.

T: Oh, but there was Hosojimaya too!

J: Hosojimaya, yeh. Carbohydrate + carbohydrate.

K: That was your..

T: Your favourite set meal right?

J: I always end up saying that...Carbs + carbs.

T: Oh, I remember one. When Kaoru was eating ramen at Hosojimaya, he said 'I'm collecting all the onions in one spoon'.

K: Hahaha

J: Collecting all the onions in one spoon?

T: It was that delicious.

J: When you were drinking the soup?

K: Yeah.

T: Yeh, he was like, 'The onions are so good, I can get them all into one spoon!'. That one stands out for me.

J: Haha 'Collecting the onions in one spoon', the buzzword for 2020?

K: But I do sit there eating that for a long time, the onions and stuff.

T: Yeh, you were saying, 'This is so good'.

J: Why is that? You are not remembering being poor as a kid?

K: I just like onions.

J: You like onions?

T: They are delicious.

J: I like them too. I still go to Hosojimaya sometimes.

K: Oh, do you?

J: Yeah.They said they've had a few customers who saw the restaurant on this show. So thank you for that.

K: It'd be nice to go to some other places lIke that. A Chinese restaurant or something.

J: Yeah, it would. I wanna go to Chinese restaurants so much that the buzzword for the show next year will be 'Chinese restaurants'!

T: Haha

K: Im not sure about that just yet...

J: Oh, is that a bit too much? haha. But, I don't know why I said 'Sweet prawn' (amaebi), instead of Amabie. When I shake my head, I can feel the alcohol sploshing around.

K: But when this came out at first, we didn't know anything about it, did we?

T: I still don't really. What is it?

K: Im not that sure..

J: Its like a spirit to protect against infectious disease. I don't know where this came from. Its like a strange looking character. Amabie..

T: But Joe-style is Ama ebi.

K: Was sweet prawn a thing this year? haha.

J: I messed up..

K: Its the first I've heard of it!

T: Haha, yeh.

J: Well, yeh, sweet prawn didn't really come up in our lives during 2020. But don't you wanna come up with something that is unrelated to corona?

T: Yeah.

K: Well, yeh.

J: Kami, do you have any ideas?

Kami: As for me? I kinda want this one to do well...'Ojikun' (*A trend of younger women falling for middle aged men*). Its not in the nominations, is it?

T: Oh, Ojikyun, yeah.

J: What is Ojikyun?

T: There was this tv drama with a bunch of middle aged men, and the younger women thought they were cute. Like they fell for them.

K: Oh, I remember something like that.

T: Yeah, it was a manga too.

J: Ojikyun...that sounds good.

K: *points at Joe* You think you are old enough for Ojikyun?

J: I really want that to happen.

K: Well, that makes us all Ojikyun.

J: Haha, no no, thats totally me.

T: Joe, you are still young!

J: No no, really. Lets go with 'Ojikyun'.

K: You keep saying we should go with everything, haha.

J: Well, you see, the alcohol is affecting me today, it really is.

K: Ok, lets appeal for suggestions...

J: Oh, yeah.

K:...for this show's buzzword of the year.

T: Ah, I see.

K: Lets see which things have left an impression on the viewers.

T: Well, for me its Kaoru collecting all those onions. So, we want to know what other things have stood out to the viewers.

J: Yeah. I liked the hoodie.

T: Oh, the Tokyo Sports hoodie?

J: Yes.

T: Oh, thank you.

J: Tokyo Sports hoodie. Is it a buzzword, or maybe a trending item?

T: Oh, that makes me so happy.

K:  Is it selling?

T: Well, thanks to this show, and Joe modelling it..

J: No no no.

T: Joe, the fashion leader.

J: Im not a fashion leader at all. I only ever wear black.

K: Hahaha

T: Is it Kyary pamyu pamyu or Joe Yokomizu? haha

J: What are you talking about? haha. Okay, I'll go with 'Tokyo Sports Hoodie' for the buzzword.

T: Thank you. ??? *3

J: Haha. Thank you ???

T: Yeah.

J: So, lets ask the viewers for thier suggestions.

K: Yeah, lets.

J: Which was the best word on the show this year, or the most symbolic.

T: Sounds good.

K: So, should we choose the one with the most votes as the winner?

J: I guess thats how it would go.

T: Well, we can't forget about what Kami wants..

K: So, like we can choose one, and if we remember it...We won't just go by which had the most suggestions.

T, J: Yeh, yeh, yeh.

K: And we can give one of the radio stickers as a present to that person.

J: Oh, those stickers! Thats a good idea.

Kami: Um, this might be a bit different from a buzzword, but Dir en grey did that online live show, right?

T, K, J: Yes.

Kami: Not the online live, I mean the streamed setlist chosen by members.

T, K, J: Oh yes

Kami: When the new song 'World of Mercy' was played, everyone said, 'Its Tashiro!'. (*Controvesial former tv star Tashiro Masashi, nicknamed 'Marcy', prosecuted for filming up womens' skirts and drug use. Marcy/マーシー and Mercy/マーシー have the same pronunciation in Japanese.*)

T: Ah, I see, haha.

K: Oh, that. Marcy..

Kami: Yes, Marcy/Mercy, its Tashiro. Could that be a buzzword?

T: I mean, what can we say about that?

J: I guess it is...

K: Well, it is, but if a regular person saw it, they would think of that Marcy (*as opposed to Dir's Mercy).

J: Haha, 'that Marcy'? Should we include 'Tashiro'?

T: I mean, it is a thing amongst the fans.

Kami: Within this show...Tashiro.

T: Online slang is pretty interesting, right?

J: Yeah.

K: Lets just put this Mercy/Marcy talk to one side, shall we? Haha.

J: Really. We ended up talking about this kind of thing before we even realised it.

K: But yeah, Id like to decide on a buzzword for the year for the Freedom of Expression, so please send us your suggestions.

J: Where should they send them to?

K: Er, in the comments for this vid, or on my twitter. I'll write a tweet about this, so people can reply to that. Ok, well, lets finish here this week. Please subscribe. Thank you very much.

*1,2,3 - Either couldn't hear, or couldn't figure out.