#was gonna color but got sooo lazy

[treehairr]

dont mind me

edit : cant believe i forgot vampires fucking tail i kept telling myself "hey dont forget!" and what do i do. i fumble

[essentiallyleaf]

day 05. thigh riding. with. sullyoon.

1689 words.

tags. 

kinktober ‘23, idol x male reader, subby girlfriend sullyoon, photographer reader who gets dommy at some point, the reader is kind of a dunce in this one, i’m sorry reader, the writer is kind of stupid, and a bully, a decent amount of floof methinks, thigh riding, a note of ass play, and a note of feeding/oral fixation maybe?, squirting, freestyle punctuation, basically unedited.

notes.

i don’t know, it’s all up in the air, really. ignorantly, leaf.

“That’s not fair, you promised we were gonna play today!” Yoona whines while stomping her feet on the parquet.

“I said we were going to play today, after I’m done with work” You correct her, matter-of-factly.

You know how much she cares. This is the first time you’re not traveling when she has a weekend off in months. She just wanted to spend it together. Maybe bake with you, and end up throwing flour and chocolate powder on each other, maybe make blue and sand colored beads, have them break and crawl on the floor attempting to fetch them for the next twenty-five minutes, and definitely have extra-long sessions of lazy sex, through meals, through bathtime, through her playing Zelda, then passing you the Switch, then through you playing Zelda. That’s what she was looking forward to doing today. To you, the fact that you can’t spend a lovely and horny weekend with your girlfriend because a client decided, the day before the deadline, that they needed the photos to “look younger, fresher!” and that the best way of accomplishing that was adding a comic book filter on them and changing all the fonts to resemble those “BOOM!”’s and “POW!”’s that your grandfather used to read while HE WAS FIGHTING THE GREAT WAR, mr. Russo! Because “that’s what kids are into these days! Superheroes!”??? And your grandfather is DEAD.

To you - as I was saying - that felt unfair. But to Yoona, whose pouting face looks sooo cute, the expectation of a weekend of fun with her boyfriend was a fair one. And as you recognize that, you realize that with your dismissive answer you were being kind of an ass.

“Hey, I’m sorry, okay?” You pat her shoulders and back, then stroke it softly as she looks down at her feet. They’re naked, just like the rest of her legs, she dropped her pants as soon as she got in your apartment, as per her habit. It started with her wearing oversized shirts (usually yours) with no shorts underneath for comfort reasons, then the tees quickly got shorter and shorter and now she’s just wearing a white cropped top and a pair of light pink panties with a tiny tiny bow in the center, leaving her entire stomach and a good half of her buttcheeks for all, or rather just for you to see. “You wanna take some selfies on the Polaroid while I finish?”

You have plenty of cameras, but that’s the one you bought for her. It’s so hip, and trendy, she said. You told her she could bring it wherever, and take pictures of the places she visits (last year she went to Japan with two of her girl friends, it was beautiful, she said, but she didn’t take many pictures; you didn’t go because you were on one of your work trips in Malaysia, and you took way too many) but Yoona wanted to leave it in your house, for “I only care about photos where I’m with you”.

“I already have…”

You are certain she made sure you were somewhere in the background of the shot, as she always does when she takes selfies.

She puffs her cheeks while pouting. She’s too adorable not to look at and too bored to sit idle on the couch for another God-knows-how-many hours. Two problems to solve.

“You wanna come sit on my lap while I work?” Sounds like a win-win.

She nods cutely. You sit at the living room table (the lighting is best here) and she follows you. Instead of sitting with her back towards you, or perpendicularly to you, though, she straddles one of your shorts-covered thighs, facing you, the exposed part of her buttcheeks in direct contact with the skin of your knee. You look at her puzzled, and maybe a little suspicious. She just smiles. That’s good enough for you. She just wants to look at you in the face, you think. Add another adorbs point to the count (4? Just about her average per 5 minutes).

As you start working, laptop in front of you, water and a tangerine on the side, she tucks her chin in your shoulder and wraps her arms around you. Then you feel a subtle movement on your thigh. It starts as a small pressure, her body seemingly getting heavier and heavier on you, and then slowly gaining speed on the sagittal axis, getting broader with each swing.

“Baby…”

She doesn’t respond, only moves her hands from your lower back up to your shoulders and widens the radius of her pendulum. You think you know where this is going.

“Yoonagi~”

She stops immediately, seemingly getting out of her trance. That’s the pet name you gave her; must have been a reward for record adorbs points in a day.

“I won’t bother you,” (while I keep doing what I'm doing, is the part of the sentence that’s only silent), she pulls her head back to look you in the eyes, the cutie pout is still there (5). “Please?”

“Try not to move too much” - says the guy who’s letting his girlfriend hump his leg while he’s editing photos on his laptop and definitely doesn’t need his hand to be firm or steady; Alexa play Scooby-Doo villain type plan - she pulls the one leg of your shorts up to your groin, then lifts herself up just enough, and, with the most innocent smile on her face, she drops her pink panties to the floor.

She returns exactly to the position she had moments ago and resumes her routine right from the point where she left it. The only difference is, you can feel your girlfriend rub her skin on yours, with its warmth and its texture, and now your thigh feels humid.

“Feel good?” You take your hands away from the laptop and mouse for a second and sit back to peel your tangerine. She nods, but not cutely this time (6), she’s completely absorbed in her pleasure and is trying her best to keep her eyes open and look at you as she does. That part is cute (6!). “I’m glad, honeybun”

You feed her a slice of tangerine, which she captures with her lips and stores into her cheek, then suckles on for a few seconds before chewing it. Adorbs (7). You go back to work.

As her lust builds up, and once her mouth is empty, she can’t help but let you know through a loud moan. And then about two or three more, you can’t count them exactly because they kinda connect and fuse together, but she sounds so heavenly and you’re - you’re supposed to be working. But at this point, who knows what you want more. To get your work done, and have the rest of the day for yourselves, or to help your little girl. To get her where she wants, and to make it feel as good as it can be. To make it feel earned.

“Hey! I need to concentrate though, so I’m gonna need you to be silent, honey, can you do that for me? I’ll touch you in the other hole while we play later, but now,” you place a finger on her lips. “Daddy needs Yoonagi to behave, is that alright?” (That’s the pet name she gave you; must have been because every adorbs baby needs a baby daddy.)

One time the two of you were having sex, you were half-sitting, she was on top. At some point you grabbed her plentiful, soft asscheeks to help her bounce on you. As you gripped them strongly, one of your fingers slipped on her puckered hole and without even thinking, you started teasing around it while her butt ricocheted on your lap. She came so hard that day. So hard that she started spasming and tearing up as you held her on your shoulder (“Did I hurt you?” You hadn’t. “Can you stand up?” She could, after a few minutes. “You wanna do it again?” She did).

It was then that you started sprinkling it here and there as a promise, as a reward. Not to control her, just to help her learn how to behave. And she’s had nothing but gains out of it.

Yoona keeps rocking back and forth on your thigh, only silent pants coming out of her mouth. She even locks her lips to avoid any spills, while her eyes are now permanently closed, focused on the target of reaching her now close at hand peak. You palm your girlfriend’s gorgeous tummy while adoring her lustful state. She puts a hand on top of yours and starts feeling you feeling her. Your thigh is shining with her wetness.

“I know it’s hard, but you gotta hang in there for just a couple minutes, understand? My baby girl is doing so great for me”

Still trying her best not to make noise, even when it’s obvious that it’s not to help you with the work that’s currently not even remotely passing your brain, Yoona takes both of your hands and puts them on her hips, her message wordless, but crystal clear. You swiftly drag her wide, huggable, baby-making hips forth and back, as the two of you unite in an unfittingly innocent, tongue-less kiss. A few pushes and a few pulls at this rabid rhythm and your girlfriend bursts in orgasmic pleasure, releasing a whole downpour that wets from your thighs and calves up to your crotch, her pelvis shaking violently and uncontrollably. Even through all this, she manages to keep her lips shut and not emit a sound.

“Good, good, such a good girl, my pretty baby made Daddy so, so, so proud,” you praise her as you hug her soft, meaty body and pat her head.

“Thank you… Thank you…” she pants out, tired. It takes her more than a couple minutes wrapped around you to regain her senses. And when she does, you think you hear her say in a satisfied tone:

“Haha, I won!”

“What?”

“I won. I played with Daddy. Even though you said no. And I won.”

-

footnotes.

eh. numbly, leaf.

[jaladwolf]

Featherary Day 21: Chase

Cast: Hoppy Hopscotch, DogDay, CatNap, CraftyCorn

Summary: Hoppy is in a Ler mood and the unfortunate DogDay is her target… “DogDay~!”

The sing-song voice of Hoppy echoed through the hallway of the house as DogDay backed away from the young bunny who had her hands raised, fingers in a claw-like stance. The girl was in one of her Ler moods and unfortunately for the sunny leader, he was her choice of victims…

“N-now Hoppy… let’s talk about this…”

But the green rabbit didn’t listen as she suddenly pouched, however DogDay managed to step out of the way before running down the hallway and into the living room. Hoppy followed suit, giving chase as she wasn’t gonna stop until she got her hands on her.

CraftyCorn, who was coloring, looked on in confusion and worry. She’d never seen Hoppy so focused on tickling someone. CatNap, who was sitting on the couch reading a book, looked at the chase in slight amusement.

“Leheave me alone!”

Hoppy just chuckled at her friend’s nervous laughter.

“Nah! And I’m not gonna stop til I get… what l… want~!”

As soon as she said those words, she suddenly charged towards him, tackling him to the ground.

“Ha! Gotcha!”

DogDay looked up at Hoppy with a nervous expression, his smile wobbly as he chuckled nervously.

“U-uhm… truce?”

Hoppy just rolled her eyes as she began tickling his sides, chuckling evily as she watched DogDay squirm in an attempt to get away.

“Ahahahaha! H-Hoppy! Stop it!”

“Stop? I just started, why should I stop?”

She moved her hands up to his armpits, causing him to try and clamp his arms to his sides as he laughed, but it just made things worse.

“Or are you just too scared because you’re so ticklish~?”

DogDay let a yelp as he suddenly felt Hoppy fluttering her fingers underneath his foot. His face was already a bit red from the teasing as he tried to get her to stop.

“Wait waihihit- Hoppy not there-!”

She just ignored him as she placed his foot in a headlock before she began tracing the sun-shaped paw pad and she suddenly got an idea. She looked over at DogDay as she smirked mischievously.

“Hey DogDay?”

The poor pup looked at her, his face still red.

“Whahat?”

Her mischievous smirk suddenly turned to an evil grin as she began giggling. She then turned back to his foot and began playing “this little piggy” with his toes.

“This little piggy went to market… this little piggy stayed home…”

DogDay let out another mirthful yelp as Hoppy began tickling his toes, reciting the nursery rhyme and she did so. When she got to his pinky toe, she looked back at him with a chuckle.

“And do you remember where this little piggy went~?”

DogDay couldn’t even get a proper answer in as he felt her fingers flutter near his pinky toe.

“Ihihi- I don’t know!”

“Wrong! This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home~!”

DogDay let out a squeal as Hoppy traced his foot, trying to pull it out of the hold as he squirmed and laughed.

“Hahahaha! W-waihihit”

He waves a defensive hand at her, the other covering his red face.

"Truce! TruhUHUHUHUce!!" Hoppy stopped tickling his foot before looking at him.

“A truce, huh? Hmmm… sure, we can do a truce…”

She suddenly placing her hands on his stomach as she smirked.

“But only after I’ve had my fill. Sooo until then...”

DogDay looked at her with panic as he sees her hands on his stomach.

”Wait-waitwaitwaitwait! H-Hoppy! No-Hahahaha!”

His protest was cut off by Hoppy’s fingers tickling his belly, ruffling the fur as he banged his fist on the floor. One thing’s for certain, she’s not gonna be stopping anytime soon…

And donezo! Sorry if this is lazy, I’m a bit tired… Still, hope y’all like it!

[msxrik]

. . ."Ill give you a real lesson". . .

☾ Content- /oral, dom!male!reader, slutshaming, virgin/subby!Idia, overstimulation, orgasm denial, fingering,/dubcon

☾ Pairing- Idia x Male/afab/reader. (the reader is from savanaclaw cuz jock x loser is the best and yeah the reader has ears and a tail. And idia has makeup on idk if his lips r blue naturally but)

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Idia was nowhere to be seen for the last... days, weeks even. You started to worry about him as you two grew a little closer after ditching P.E once a week, he hates sports and you're just lazy. Now that you think about it, you haven't seen him since Crowley decided to add sex-ed classes, and during the first class you caught him staring. not that you mind....

You decided to go to his dorm later that day knocking on his door

"On god Ortho i told you im fine! and yees im doing ALL my work, im not playing games non stop!!"

yeah yeah of course... after a short while you entered the room as quiet as you could hoping you could scare him... oh my god it smelled awfull in there, and you know exactly what smells like that, god damnit he was jerking off for the last week, and he didnt even bother to throw away most of the used tissues. and you were so worried???

"c'mon nerd we're going to my place" you slurred out as he turned around fucking petrified.

"how did you-"

"your fucking deaf you know that? come on it smells disgusting in here..." a single drop of sweat ran down his face, he got so nervous as he got up and followed you to savanaclaw, he was hiding behid you the whole walk, when you finally reached your room it was getting dark outside. He sat down on your bed playing with his fingers mumbling something to himself.

"sooo why did you bring me here....?" he asked nervously looking everywhere but at you.

"remember that sex ed lesson last week? the one you were staring at me for the 45 minutes we sat there?''

"yeah.. no! i mean no. i wasnt lookingat you i was-"

"you were what? maybe you were thinking about me fucking you?"

idia officialy lost it he looked like he was about to pass out. As he was looking at the floor boards you got on the bed and sat right behind him leaning your face on his shoulder, he jumped slightly as you whispered to his ear.

"what? i mean you missed one lesson so maybe ill tutor you? so you dont get behind??"

"o-oh god, n-no im fine, really- m-mnhh~.." he yelped as you gently brushed your fingers across his hardening cock,

"oh come on, how old are ya' its pathetic you know, you never touched anybody beside yourself.... ill take good care of you~"

after a short moment of silence he nodded his head, still too flustered to say anything. as you sat him down between your legs undoing your belt.

"go ahead, use that knowledge from your pathetic little novels"

For some reason your words only aroused him more, he moved closer to you, his shaky hands lowered your boxers and you hummed gently when your lenght rested on his face, the pure shock on his face only made it better.

"What. Never seen a dick before? Or is it to big."

"t-thers no way thats gonna fit- it won- M-Mnh...~" he moaned as you slipped your tip past his lips

"come on open up that pretty mouth of yours"

He eventually did hiding his pride in his pocket bobbing his head gagging slightly when you hit the back of his throat, blue lipstick allover your lenght

"Fuuck your so bad at this" you tangled your hands into his hair as it turned that pretty pink color.

"are you getting off on this? God you really are a loser. A perverted one too"

You pressed the tip of your shoe on his crotch earning a loud yelp from him as you giggled at his reaction. You held his head in place as you fucked his throat

"fuck gonna cum...~" you pulled out pumping your lenght over his face, as he opened his mouth so you can avoid making a mess

"thats a good boy~"

"W-wha- Y-Y/n.. owhh~ t-this is.. Humiliating g-god."

He licks you lets say "clean" after you finish avoiding eye contact at all cost. You pulled him in bending him over on your knee sliding two of your fingers covered in all the cum he missed knuckles deep inside him as he whined

"you are feeling good tho? I can feel your dick twitch against my leg, never knew you were such a slut.."

He cried out in response, making a mess allover your black sweatpants

"c-cumming..F-fuuuck... Mnh Y-y/n im-"

"did you just come over my fingers? Or was it the degradation? God 'ya really are a pervert"

You flipped him over making him face the pillows sticking his ass out

"c'mon beg for me Shroud."

His hair turned another shade of pink as you sat back looking at him waiting for his cute little stutters and his begging.

"do i h-have to..? Cant you j-just do it.."

"You earn it or im leaving you like that"

"who's the pervert here...." He sighed out as he spread his ass before you

" h-hmph.... p-please Y-y/n... 'need you so badly. " He bearly hiccked up that out all flustered

"well that will do it. Thats a good little boyy~"

You said walking up to him slamming your hips against his. He was so sensitive to your touch tears running up his face

"i-i hoped mnh.. i would t-top you y-ya know.. but this feels g-good mmhm.. k-keep going please..." He was fucked dumb saying such things wich you knew you will tease him about later.

"fuck. G-gonna cum.." he moaned out

"me too.. fuck you got so tight..."

Your pace got so sloppy you didnt even pull out cumming deep inside him.

"F-fuuck... Y-y/n u-ugh...

After you catched your breath you lay down next to him.

"what are you looking so cocky for?" He asks slamming a pillow in your face

"Pftt-Haha sorry sorry... Should i help you ot to the toilet-"

"N O." he almost screamed when you said that he was already embaressed as it was..

"hate you" he said in a loving voice

"love ya too little flame"

[angelicrin]

Genshin men as ghostface AND GIMME SPICE!

spice will be givin! on it boss!!

✚ small mentions of blood , light choking , degrading / dirty , umm etc cuz’ i’m writing along the way so i do apologize eek eek!!

✚ charas ; childe , diluc

✚ NOTE ! sorry it’s sooo small! I got lazy ^_^”

·　　𓏏𓏏　　˳ 𝜗　　CHILDE

So, you’re tellin’ me that sweet neighbor everyone is talking about is that crazy, psycho freak? No way! You could admit that he was pretty good looking, and he looked so cute it was almost misleading. . sadly, though everyone was right.

You always kept getting weird calls at night that no one else had, answering them to only hear heavy breathing or innocent little laughs. Just to one day find yourself pressed against the marble kitchen counter at past midnight, Ajax covered in another human’s blood while his cock was completely ruining your poor hole. “jax’ don’t kill me next, please..” You pleaded with a small voice crack which only ran even more embarrassment throughout your body, feeling the tears swell up and your throat tighten from how you were about to cry, poor baby.

Only just to get mindlessly laughed at, a crimson red hand gripping your throat while his eyes just stared at the back of your head. It bothered you so much that you can just feel his empty, yet filthy doll eyes judging ya’ somehow or in someway. “don’t worry, i’m not gonna kill you.”

“unless you fail at satisfying me.”

·　　𓏏𓏏　　˳ 𝜗　　DILUC

That red-head everyone always talks about whenever you wander around, the one with the dad-bod? yeah, you’ve totally had your eye on him for a while. Though, you could never really have a proper conversation with him since you were so head in heels with his brother.

You never told any lies, really! Diluc was intimidating to you to be fair, the way some days you would find him covered in blood as if it was normal around such a small town! Like, everyone knew what he did for a living and no one cared, it only drove you to think, what the hell? . .

Of course, it wasn’t gonna slide and you were pretty curious. . So you totally followed Diluc but you failed to be discreet about it, watching him mindlessly kill such a “worthless fool” but you didn’t understand the situation. The way he came up to you as you swore and begged you wouldn’t tell anyone, nervous laughing and giggling. “M’ not a snitch, I swear it! I’ll do anything!”

Anything?. . . That definitely stood out the most, you felt a little tiny regret about saying random words but you were scared, right? Your lips were wrapped around his cock within minutes, the colors almost contrasting— pinkish-red lips an’ a cute peach colored cock. Your eyes trailing up to Diluc’s happy trail n’ stomach only made you get even more flustered! His hand just planted on your head as if it was his way of speaking to you, like. .

“you’re doing good.”

“just take your time”

@ovrstimm

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

nhw tide powerset, copy-pasted from discord (feeling too lazy to fix any mistakes rn <3)

tide was Literally Created To Be A Hero. thats . really all he is for a while. which means he is VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES. GOD. cannot state enough just how much i think the elementals should be like. forces of nature (ha) but like. especially tide and magma. you see them in a fight and the instinct driven lizard monkey brain goes "oh fuck oh shit im in danger time to go into fight or flight mode"

that being said i dont think they really .. synergize with anyone outside of each other. there are different reasons for each of them but i think like… the reason the elementals were so successful in their time is because they work REALLY FUCKING WELL together (because theyre all clones of one guy so technically theyre the same person but theyre NOT but you get what i mean). they are all equals with each other but not necessarily with other people. so i think.. when the elementals were all together i think they almost always worked as a team and not much with anyone else, but after they broke apart… i think tide and magma stay pretty solo for their respective endbringers. they might team up with each other occasionally or when theyre against simurgh (im thinkin they can do really fun things with steam clouds) but other than that theyre kind of on their own. well. magma i think works with seismic a lot when he shows up. but he doesnt always show up. remind me after this to expand on the current elementals dynamic bc god i think about them a lot.

all this to say i think tide works solo most of the time and he has his reasons for it but i think that makes it even more impactful when he eventually starts teaming up w mark in fights (ooough tidalwave forever)

ros helped me out w the classification we've i think decided on shaker/mover for him . also like. thinker 1 wetsuit powers which is mostly a joke but also i kind of want it to be serious bcause it would be funny for ME . also im really bad at the number system so im not assigning him numbers. hes sooo powerful though. not enough that he can take on an endbringer ALONE bc that would be insane. but enough that he can fight leviathan for like. 10-20 unbroken minutes and not get immediately killed

ok ok specific powers here we go:

Hydrokinesis: pretty. obvious i guess. mans can control water. i thiiiink for now this is gonna be limited to liquid water and not ice. maybe in conjunction with someone elses power they could freeze his water but i dont think hed be able to control it much after that i think it would just keep whatever momentum it had before. also i think he is limited to liquids that are almost entirely water? as much as i love the potential of bloodbender tide i dont see a way to like. write him actually using that without it being sooooo so so awful and not in a fun way. but with things that r like… mixtures? solutions? whatever? as long as theyre mostly water i think he can partially control them. not as strong as water but he can. control the water In Them but but the Substance. does that mean anything? im thinking abt the part in burn your bridges where he uses whatever liquid was in the tubes to slow their falls. but he didnt like. use it to carry them to a stretcher or anything he just made sure they didnt faceplant onto the concrete.

Breathing underwater: also self explanatory. mans got gills. i like the idea of each of the clones having veryyyyy minor physical alterations. tides got gills and little fins. magmas got weird colored eyes and stone (lava rock) skin in a few places.

enhanced movement in water: i think this is partially because he can control water, he can use it to propel himself in whatever direction. create currents if hes fully underwater and stuff. i think he can make it through leviathans storm pretty easily. well,,, not easily because he cant really do anything about wind. but the rain/waves dont affect him as bad as they would other capes . also he can do the cool thing he can do in canon where he like. surfs on a wave. i rlly like that visual.

I FEEL LIKE I AM. FOGETTING SOMTHING HERE. SO IF U HAVE LIIIIKE SPECIFIC INTERACTION OR IMAGERY QUESTIONS I PROBABLY GOTCHU BUT HERES WHAT IVE GOT OFF THE DOME RN

also a bonus potential leviathan battle scene <3:

I think the wards' first endbringer fight Should Be leviathan and I don't think they were supposed to go but they did anyway and virion tried to copy tides power and he had a fucking. dad panic moment about it. full on dead stop in the middle of the fight you boys SHOULDNT BE HERE go home. but eventually imprint copies his power anyway and Tide realizes like. OK. he won't be in as much danger if he can do the same things as me. and that's the ONLY reason he doesn't fucking abandon the leviathan fight (insane thought for him to even consider) and get them out to safety

[phantomgrape]

Decided to draw a gijinka for Ghost!

Beneath this is an a version with clearer colors + a ramble about my design choices for them

First things first, this design is for like end of the game Ghost. I might make a few variations if requested but I really like how this one looks sooo idk.

I headcanon that in this design their hair was originally white but when they got the void heart it turned black! Their "face" is legit just a mask. All of my designs will have that, but specifically for Ghost it's covering their shade

ALSO their shoulder armor is supposed to be like a remnant of like a kings idol or like some piece of metal that they found and was like "ay this looks like it could make a nice armor piece. This goes for almost all of their armor pieces probably, maybe they acquired it over the course of the game (aka finding some ded kingsmold in the white palace??) The string that holds it also is the thing that holds their charms, but I didnt drew em cause I was lazy.

I tore the SHIT outta their cloak bc I can and also they are always jumping around and traveling n stuff so I figured they'd have some wear on it. O and one last thing, their hair is like bits of their shade peaking out from over the mask and their feet are just fucked up and pointy like that cause it's cool and I said so.

One last thing, I'm gonna make two more designs for Hornet and THK. Maybe a few others if I get requested to do so. Hope you guys like them!

[empanadaenthusiazt]

MEET NEONPOOL!! xe was scenepool before but. the name didnt fit tjem bc they werent really scene sooo yeag

im gonna do a full ref sheet soon!! im just kinda lazy + i dont find a good time to draw

theyre pretty much scene/colorful fashion inspired,, n theyre practically a mix of deadpool n gwenpool (in personality). their backstory as to how they got the deadpool powers is pretty different to original wade wilson'z

neonpool'z pronounz are xe/they!! i have other deadpoolsonas buuut i didnt think much of their backstory n stuff sooo yeag

[vynnysvalley]

꒰୨୧ Project Sekai  - My Favorite 2023 Commissioned Song For Each Group  

Woah, another Project Sekai post. I need to start posting about other franchises lol.

I was going to post this before 2024 but I was on vacation for most of the winter break and then I wanted to finish the Kanade Fragment Sekai analysis and THEN school got in the way, but hey I’m here now!

I’m just gonna be poorly bullet-pointing my thoughts since 1) I’m lazy and 2) If I ever want to do full-on analyses for these songs then I still have material to work with. 

Note: These will be songs released in the JP server since those songs are completely new to the franchise.

ˏ°•⁀➷・VIRTUAL SINGERS

“Everything’s gonna be alright. Creators of the next generation.”

I’m Mine - halyosy ft. VIRTUAL SINGERS

━●─────── 0:39

Nostalgic in every sense of the word; reminds me of the Project Diva games 

This is probably some of my favorite tuning in the game all the VOCALOIDs sound so good 

I love all the electricity and mineral symbolism in the lyrics it’s literally the coolest thing 

Speaking of which the fucking “a cobalt, coral, almandine red…” etc. etc. goes SO HARD I keep replaying that bit because it’s so good 

Also the references to halyosy’s previous VOCALOID songs are really cute 

There literally couldn’t have been a better VIRTUAL SINGERS song for Project Sekai’s 3rd anniversary it feels like a massive love letter to both the Project Sekai fandom and the Vocaloid fandom

ˏ°•⁀➷・Leo/need

“As I look back, all of them have become a constellation.” 

Hoshi wo Tsunagu (Connecting the Stars) -  40mP and Hifumi ft. Leo/need x KAITO

━●─────── 0:39

This is supposed to be an Ichika focus song but it does such a good job at conveying Leo/need’s arc as a whole like this is THEIR song 

This song is so oversaturated in sweetness that I’m going to be sick /pos it’s so cute I love their little friend group 

The instrumentals are so so good and they all get a chance to shine (my favorite is probably the guitar) 

The references to everyone’s first focus events and their character arcs is like the cherry on top 

Everyone sounds so pretty, I especially like the harmonies between Ichika and KAITO

This song feels like an acknowledgment of all obstacles they’ve faced and a celebration of a new beginning for the band and it just makes me ldksjflk

ˏ°•⁀➷・MORE MORE JUMP!

“The glittering lights and the falling shadows, I want to love them all.” 

Momoiro no Kagi (Peach-Colored Key) - iyowa ft. MORE MORE JUMP! x Megurine Luka

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This song sounds beyond divine and has that perfect bittersweet mix of melancholy and joy

Something about the instrumentals in this song scratches my brain in the best way possible ESPECIALLY the piano 

Also incorporating morse code into the song is such a cool idea like??

AIRI’S VOCALS?? SOOO STRONG AND MELODIOUS I LOVE GETTING TO HEAR HER SING LIKE THIS 

This song was so good that I went ahead and read the event story for it and god damn this song did the event storyline justice

I love how uncertain yet optimistic the lyrics are it ties into MMJ’s whole theme of finding light in the darkness 

ˏ°•⁀➷・Vivid BAD SQUAD

“Just like that, what we yearned for is on the other side.”

Beyond the Way - Giga ft. Vivid BAD SQUAD x Hatsune Miku

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Yeah yeah I know I’m sooooooooo original, if it makes things better it was close between this and Gekokujou 

Not only does Beyond the Way go hard as hell (I mean, it’s by Giga so no surprise there), but it shows just how far VBS has come since READY STEADY 

I was blown away by how crisp and in sync everyone sounds the mixing and line distribution is peak 

The VOCALS. The singing is BEYOND INCREDIBLE (no pun intended), especially during the rap bits and the chorus 

My friend and I freaked out when Akito said “Find the way!” and Kohane said “Ready Steady? Get out the way” we love references

I love how confident VBS has become in their skills and how they’re evolving from solely wanting to challenge RAD WEEKEND to aiming to go beyond that and pioneer their own legacy

ˏ°•⁀➷・Wonderland x Showtime

“Ain’t no stopping me. Now, it’s showtime!!”

Mr. Showtime - Hitoshizuku-P×Yama△ ft. Wonderland x Showtime x Megurine Luka

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Wonderland x Showtime + a song with a jazzy feel to it + Tsukasa focus event = An absolute banger 

These are 100% some of the best Tsukasa vocals we’ve gotten in the entire game like his VA has really gotten accustomed to singing in Tsukasa’s voice so applause to him 

Also I like Emu’s little shriek and Tsukasa’s “slay it” they’re so silly wtf 

Yama giving the lyrics double meanings/concepts to portray Tsukasa’s mindset/perception of the world is the most genius thing ever I’m going insane 

The 2D MV is SO GORGEOUS literally one of the best 2D MVs so far 

Great song about embracing the unpredictability of show business and persevering through the adversities that come with it (at least that’s my interpretation of it) 

ˏ°•⁀➷・Nightcord @ 25:00

“So in this seemingly collapsing spiral, let’s dance, dance together.”

Twilight Light - toa ft. Nightcord @ 25:00 x Hatsune Miku

━●─────── 0:39

You don’t know how long it took me to decide between Twilight Light and Engeki (Theatre) because I am so madly in love with both songs (and I may have a slight Mafuyu bias) 

Literal embodiment of “hey everything may have gone/be going to shit but at least we still have each other!"

I really hate to admit this but this song made me cry the lyrics are so comforting and everyone’s vocals are so soft and beautiful (including Miku) 

“The melodies that we create, the words that we pull in, the colors that intertwine together, and the scenes that are stitched together” do I even need to say anything about how good this line is??? 

Also the lines where Kanade and Mafuyu sing together and Ena and Mizuki sing together GAH regardless of whether you ship them or not you have to admit that their relationships with each other are so touching 

A very different but very welcome tonal shift from Composing the Future; this song is somber yet hopeful and I adore seeing Nightcord be able to find solace in each other 

ˏ°•⁀➷・Final Words 

TITLE SCREEN JUMPSCARE

This post is already so corny so uh blah blah blah I love Project Sekai blah blah blah thanks producers for creating such amazing contributions to the game blah blah blah don’t kill me for this post please it’s just my silly little opinion okay bye have a nice day <33.  

[staticsquidd]

hello, tumblr gremlins!!!

sooo I wanna make a long post about the state of StaticSquidd; not significant enough to pull out the camera and yap in front of a camera for a few minutes, too much to just post on Twitter (except i'll screenshot everything below and post it there anyway)

SO: FIRST! i've been very inconsistent lately! oops! i used to do weekly, that got stressful, moved to bi-weekly and so far i've only actually had one successful month of that. the xbox cases vid, while it was a really good preforming vid (for my channel lul), it was kinda just a lazy video i wrote and pushed it out because i needed SOMEthing to release, segue into the next topic uhhhh

NOW! SECOND! it felt too similar to that of another youtuber, a particular guy with brown hair, glasses, something with the color blue i'm gonna try a bunch of shit until something sticks, so PLEASE stay with me, i don't wanna be too off the walls but eh man i don't feel like what i currently do is gonna help me eeeeeehh stick out or get anywhere. i've been wanting to experiment for a WHILE but the side effects of watching someone excessively for six years is that his style is engrained in your mind and that's just how you naturally write!

THIRD! fourth console gen is DEAD. for now. i'm not happy with the way the episode's going. it's too long, i really just put surface level info and somehow got 40 minutes out of it, it would've been underwhelming as fuck in the grand scheme of things... that episode's gonna be scrapped until further notice, potentially into 2024, which is funny because i wanted to do fifth gen this year too LOL

FOURTH! i might take a hiatus in November. unlike August where I was working on videos as much as I could, i'm gonna take November to just live and write stuff... plus I need as much time with smb wonder, mario rpg and like a dragon gaiden as i can possibly get man, the current plan is 1 more video this month, 2 videos next month, 2-3 videos in December.

FIFTH! i don't have *CONCRETE* plans for a big season finale this year. just a slightly larger episode with credits at the end, bing bang boom, done. or maybe it'll be similar to last year's quality-wise, who knows? i don't. just don't brace yourselves for a huge video at the end of the year.

anyway, long post: DONE! i just wanted to spew some bullshit amid uncertainty about the series looms in my head! thanks!

[rogue-driv3r]

Was tagged by @chickenshit-conformist for a selfie, and for 15 questions for 15 mutuals. Sooo at first i thought i wasn't comfy with sharing my face (low self-esteem, body dysmorphia, gender dysphoria, blah blah) but then i remembered i had my black metal photoset that should do the trick.

Are you named after anyone? Nope

Do you have any kids? Thanks Satan, nope - and never gonna have

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Who, me? Of course fckn not lol

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday, i was cutting onions. Jk, must have been before this summer but i was drunk so i don't remember what exactly made me cry

What's the first thing you notice about people? Their style, the colors they wear, their hair

Eye colour? Spinach diarrhea, can't wait to get cybernetic optics of another color, black or bright red

What sports do you / have you played? Tennis and karting. Does lifting booze count as a sport?

Any special talent? Making bad decisions and wasting opportunities. Other than that, i have a good feeling with cars and asphalt, can make good coffee liquors, and i can cook while totally drunk.

Where were you born? Southern Europe, mediterranean area, not by choice

Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies of course, i prefer something realistic

Do you have any pets? Two lazy chonky cats

How tall are you? 1.85 metres, too tall for my taste

What are your hobbies? Gaming (obsessed with few selected games), driving at night, cooking, concerts, listening to music alone (usually drinking), making noise "music", drawing sketches, writing lyrics, studying extra topics (aside Uni stuff, i mean)

Fav subject in school? History

Dream job? Does "The fall of capitalist society and the introduction of universal basic income" count as a job? If not, tbh idk, a job that i can do with zero interactions with customers and coworkers, so my mental health is preserved and they don't end up injuried.

I tag... err... Idk who is ok with being tagged n who has already done this, so it's up to you! If we're good mutuals and you find this funny, there! You got tagged!

[kami-kun1003]

silver with 1, 8, 9, 19! for that character ask game

already answered 1 ^^

8. Your favorite outfit of them

the bnuuy,,,,,,,,,, i went absolutely FERAL when i saw it………. i dont have an image saved and im too lazy to get one but just look at his waist. he got me feeling smth 😭😭😭😭

9. Your least favorite outfit of them

im gonna get torn apart for saying this but— his fairy gala outfit was ugly asf. those roses were way too big and looked more like cabbages than anything. and the colors were sooo boring 💀💀💀 and that bow????? too big and looked really silly

19. The most random ship you’ve seen people have with them

i… dont know??? i once saw someone ship him with Neige but they’re both nice and based off Disney princesses rather than villains so it’s not THAT far-fetched.

i rarely see him getting shipped with anything besides Sebek (🤢 /j), Kalim or Idia (😍)

[cryptidofthekeys]

CW aka Gift Thief Sona

Oh btw, here’s the uh sona for the whole gift thieves stuff

lmao I legit decided well hes gonna change REGARDLESS of what I do, just like CC, he’s changed s o goddamn much from his og document

sooo... yeah, also with each media Pelo releases I gain a new initial themed character- The Initial Collective grows

also I realized while editing this CW also stands for fucking content warning HFJDKSHDSK- ya know what im keeping it, fuck it we ball

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| Name: Chase (me? Using MY name again bc I’m too lazy for anything else? LMAO yeah) Wolfe

| Nicknames: CW, Cryptid/Crypts

| Pronouns/Sexuality: He/Him (Trans FTM) and CW is p much Polyamorous

| Age: 30

| Species/Race: Human (White/American)

| Height: 5’5”

| Occupation: Has a small business The Cryptid’s Comforts (he sells comfort character letters and packages)

| Hair Color: Dark Brown (Spiky quiff)

| Eye Color: Gunmetal Blue

| Body Type: He’s fat

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| Appearance: CW (wow, I got CC and now CW …T h e C o l l e c t i o n  g r o w s…) wears light pastel purple hoodie with puppy/dog and flower designs on it) has some mint colored pants that go with it

(they look somewhat like pajama pants) and then finally he wears checkered sneakers that match his outfit (his right shoe is light pastel purple and the left is mint green)

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He has some light pastel gauge earrings, has a silver puppy paw necklace that has purple gemstones all over it, he has a circle beard before I forget that detail, he’s painted his nails to match his aesthetic.

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Only scars he has is his top surgery scars, has lil fangs (those are real btw), has a BUNCH of light pastel purple and mint bandaids all over him (legit it’s for aesthetics plus I dig OCs with bandaids on em like that lmao)

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| Personality: Lmao watch this bullshit change IMMENSELY over time, ya know what, I’m gonna TRY to stick with basics- CW is a pathetic wet cat of a guy,, he has NO rizz, gets NO bitches but god d a m n will he try (gonna rizz up that Blueberry dude and Bandron) sucks at flirting, hell this dumbass motherfucker wouldn’t even KNOW if someone was flirting with HIM.

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Aside from that however…

CW is actually super sweet, kind, caring, wouldn’t hurt a fly in all honesty… Can be very oblivious to some pretty obvious danger (CW THEY ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU N STEAL YOUR SHIT S T O P BEING GAY FOR THEM- ‘’hehe, funny blueberry man and silly robot go brrr’’)

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CW is super chill usually, seems carefree (trust me, he’s not just carefree lmao) ALSO a lot of people seem concerned for him because he’s got some VERY dark circles around his eyes and his eyes are usually half-lidded anyways, he looks EXHAUSTED but he promises he’s actually genuinely fine! (he is tho legit, he just has that look)

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He can also be so so silly …What does that mean? … 🤡

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| Side Facts: When CW isn’t working on letters/packages, in his free time he’s usually playing video games (now you might think bc of his aesthetic it’ll be something like Stardew, MC, AC, etc …Yes actually but he fucking LOVES horror games the most)

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In fact he has tons and TONS of horror games, merch, etc- He fucking LOVES horror a lot which throws people for a loop whenever they see his house both inside and out (his house LITERALLY looks fucking scary even on the outside) there’s a cute pastel colored house not that far from his actual house.

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Whenever he invited someone over for the first time it legit went like “Oh, is that your house? It’s so cute!” CW just blinks and then shakes his head with a soft laugh “What? Oh no, that’s not mine, that one’s mine” and then he points to fuckin haunted ass lookin’ house on the hill (cue dark storm clouds and lightning)

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CW also listens to music a lot, in fact he’s rarely seen without his headphones (music can help him function in general, also,, it helps him de-stress) sometimes he’ll be writing or drawing and then other times he’s playing his electric guitar (never plays in front of others, he’s very self conscious tbh)

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I don’t actually have a very coherent storyline for him just yet lmao but I know that’ll change, the same way it did with CC- It’ll change. The only difference is genuinely that I’m sticking MOSTLY to canon, like he goes to that one place to choose a gift, it gets stolen, etc.

(also a side edit: ...i do have- s o m e ‘’lore’’ now in those regards but not sure how many people actually wanna hear that shit so lmao)

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Final tidbits are that CW has a southern accent and speaks in a soft spoken tone of voice most of the time, only time he gets loud is when he’s talking about something he’s passionate about or his hyperfixation/special interests.

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(Bats, Hyenas, and Dogs are his main animal themed special interests, he knows a LOT and can talk your ears off about those funky lil creechurs, but there’s a LOT more I’d be here all day tho otherwise so yeye)

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I guarantee all this will change lmao,, he just doesn’t feel… Silly enough but who knows for now

[xo-cuteplosion-xo]

Okay so I know I definitely do this to much but I don't think anybody else is requesting to you so I feel bad tiny child.

I'm looking but I see no x readers on your personality 😡 this is a sin. So I request you go have fun writing for a reader with a bubbly yet shy and reserved personality.

Thank you,

Your concerned friend.

P.s my dear friend I plan on requesting another today 🙃

I’m doing this as headcanons though! Oh, and I’m gonna do your personality too… probably after this kk! i’m lazy rn so it’s not editted 100%...

Random personality HC

| Chuuya x bubbly/childish reader |

How the two of you got into a relationship

Probably stayed far away from you at first :(

Probably because you seemed a lot to handle.

Though when you get paired on a mission he’s hesitant to accept the mission.

When he sees how easily you can trick your targets into thinking you're harmless due to how child-like you seem, he’ll be kinda intrigued.

It probably took a while for him to figure you were bearable.

Once he starts interacting, he's dug himself in and was unable to escape you.

You were the one who got him to start hanging out with you

You pester him a lot but it’s not an annoying pester it’s more something he understands

Like it’s kinda like saying “I'm lonely, everybody else is kinda ignoring me, so I’m gonna try and get attention from you because I have seen that you kinda like me?”

He probably noticed how despite how bubbly and childish you are, you're not exactly hyper? Like, you tend to stay in a corner at events and hide.

Though if he talks to you for even a moment you are suddenly full of energy and your personality is on display.

Normally he hates people like that but you know how to not make it annoying.

He would never admit it, but he enjoyed your company and became rather protective over you.

Sometimes you’ll catch him watching you from afar.

He was the one to initiate physical contact.

But once he showed you he didn’t mind being touched you were all over him.

He was surprised how much you like affection, he probably likes giving attention (this boy is touch starved, fight me)

He started to get teased by Kouyou about you.

It took him a month to figure out he actually wouldn’t mind being your s/o if you didn’t mind.

He asked you out on Valentine's Day. However, he took you to a really fancy restaurant.

Bed life? Mainly sfw or nsfw?

Definitely nothing more than heated kisses.

He thinks of you as something way too precious and child-like

He does enjoy seeing you blush, so a few pecks on the neck or nuzzling his face in your chest will be fine.

If you ask about it, he'll be okay with it occasionally.

He likes cuddles

He really likes intimate cuddles.

Like he will hold you really close and keep your head on his chest while he puts his face in the crook of your neck.

If he could, he'd probably never move from that.

Just having you this close makes him feel warm and rather happy.

Dates?

He will go just about anywhere.

He’ll try it, but if he doesn't like the date he won’t be afraid to vocalize that.

If it's a special spot you really like he’ll put up with it once in a while to make you happy.

His favorite dates are at-home dates where he can get you to giggle.

At homes dates consist of a well-cooked meal, wine, movies, cuddles, tickles, and anything else the two of you want to do in this spare moment of time.

He does like taking you out to dinner in fancy restaurants considering he does make a decent amount of money.

Chores?

An even work between the two of you.

Things he likes doing with you?

It’s a guilty pleasure to take you shopping for your outfits.

He finds you adorable, so seeing you pout when something fits just a bit off or isn't the right color or doesn't match is something he adores.

He has everything memorized down to the preferred color, style, and weight of dresses, shoes, and accessories. For instance, if you prefer the dresses that hang loose but rise when you spin, he'll look for that exact style.

If there is ever something you want but can’t find in your size or if there is one single thing that bothers you about the outfit, he'll buy it for you secretly and have Kouyou do some work on it.

He likes to surprise you with perfect gifts

Anybody, he gets jealous with / hates seeing you around?

Mori… he refuses to let you near him if you're not accompanied.

I mean it’s kinda self-explanatory?

Mori is a pedo…

Even if you're not a child, and at times do act your age and dress it, he doesn't trust it.

He’s probably being paranoid and a bit weird, but even you (probably) feel grossed out when you see him with Elise.

As for jealousy? I see him as a naturally jealous person.

So he probably can’t stand anybody being close to you.

If somebody flirts with you or touches you without your consent?

I can hear the anger from here

Pray (if you pray that is) for the person who tried to hit on you.

Like, he’s a jealous and protective person sooo

A- he’ll wind his hands to fists and glare for them to leave you alone

B- if they don't stop, he'll pull you closer and tell them to f off.

C- as a final resort, he'll punch them.

All in all, he’d be a really great s/o

[irondad-not-ironsad]

WandaVision Episode 1 Reaction

Spoilers below!!

I enjoy the music over the marvel logo

But also a 43 second logo feels kinda long for a 29 minute episode- is it just for the premier or is this gonna happen before each ep?

Also I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that there is a title sequence, which will probably be similar in length. Combine that with the lengthy credits people have been complaining about, it seems that the percentage of the thirty minutes that is actually the story is lower than it should be

not that I don’t love a good title sequence! But I’ll take a well fleshed out episode over fancy logos, title sequences and credits any day

now that I’ve got that of my chest, on to the actual show

I like how they have the frame shaped like that of an old timey tv, combined with the black and white it really adds to the old timey sit come vibe

I like these bells

Ok I know I complained about to much time being wasted with logos and such, but i LOVE how cheesy this theme song is and I love them showing vision and Wanda driving tp there house in wedding attire

“A regular husband and wife” 2 seconds late *vision disappears into a cloud of sparkles*.... 1 minute 8 seconds in and I love this 

Even there acting is reminiscent of an old timey sit com this is amazing

feel like I should note he title sequence ends at the 1.36 mark approximately, which may not seem like a lot but again the show is less than thirty minutes so it adds up

Wanda talks with a fifties accent: I already love this show

Also I wish I had magic I could use to clean, I’m moving back into my dorm right now and Wanda’s powers would be SO helpful

Also I LOVE the laugh track

Also Wanda’s short curly hair is so cute

I love how neither of them knows what the heart means so they play it off by being like “yeah of course I know what it means, how could I forget? Do YOU remember what it means

Also Vision is literally part computer shouldn’t he have a photographic memory? 

Also how old is Wanda? I could have sworn someone said she was 19 in civil war, which would make her like 21 here? I think?? Idk tho, as a 19 year old I don’t think she has ever looked 19 in the movies, even back in Ultron she looked at least in her mid twenties

The face Vision makes when he makes himself human is so funny

Also Vision blowing Wanda a kiss and her reaching back to grab it is the perfect amount of corny that makes it still cute

Also I wonder what vision’s job is

The backing music is so funny

I can already tell Agnes is going to be some great comic relief in a show that’s already hilarious

“I assure you, I’m married. To a man. A HUMAN one!” I know I’ve said before that I was never the biggest fan of Wanda or Vision but I love Wanda in this show

Obv there is something clearly off here, but I feel like I need to mention that it’s clear this is some warped reality. If I had never seen any of the MCU before, I may believe it was just  witch and her robot husband living in the fifties, but the little details really make it clear to the audience (the majority of whom I am sure are familiar with the mcu) that something is off. This scene is one of those, where Wanda cannot seem to recall how long her and Vision have been together and plays it off by saying “It feels like we always have been together”

Is Agnes giving Wanda advice for the bedroom? is this really what I’m watching? Or have I wildly misinterpreted this?

Love the old timey lingo

Vision working a desk job is so funny

Love that vision doesn’t even know what they do at his job, I know it’s part of the false reality thing but also lowkey relatable

“you’re like a walking computer” “I most certainly am not! I’m a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter”

I started this like twenty minutes ago and have only gotten 7 minutes in because I keep stopping to type my reactions. I am going to try to shut up and watch, and stop screaming about every little detail for a bit 😂

Real quick though does Vision just go by Vision at work?

Ope apparently he does. 

I wonder if Vision took Wanda’s last name

Or is he Vision Stark-Banner since it was Tony and Bruce who made him??

He probably isn’t called that but I think it would be funny if he was

Love that instead of writing “dinner with boss” or “Dinner w/ Harts” or even just “Harts” he drew a freaking heart like im dying

if my lack of emojis seems weird I’m typing this on a computer which I never normally do and I’m to lazy to pull up the emoji keyboard, so basically imagine there’s a cry laughing emoji after everything funny

“No skeletons in the closet?’ “I don’t have a skeleton sir.”

Yup I was right, Agnes is giving her sexy time advice

“you should stumble when you walk in a room so he can catch you. It’s romantic!” that is the only way I will be flirting from now on

Also I got to say, I'm guessing it’s a fifties thing but those pointy bras don’t look comfortable

So she answers the phone “Vision Residence” Is Vision also their last name now? Does he go by Vision Vision??

They make the best facial expressions

This phone conversation where Wanda think they’re having a date night whereas Vision is talking about his boss coming for dinner is comedy GOLD

also I love the fact that they’re giving us stereotypical sitcom drama while keeping it clear that there are bigger problems than dinner with the boss

Fake commercial break is at 9.56 (these time stamps are for myself I want to calculate how much of the episode is actually the story)

I do love the fake commercials tho! And I suppose in a way they ARE part of the show

They missed the chance to make it the toastmate three thousand and make every ironman fan cry

The beeping toaster sounds like a ticking bomb..... also the little red light is the only color we’ve seen this episode I think

Commercial ends at 10.46

Also love that it was an SI toaster, still wish they had made it 3000 instead of 2000

How did Wanda confuse Mr. Hart with her husband? Not that I’m complaining, her coming out in a robe and covering Vis’ Boss’ eyes is HILARIOUS

“This is the traditional Sokovian greeting? Didn’t I tell you my wife is from Europe?” “How exotic!” “We don’t break bread with Bolsheviks”

Visions pants are SO high waisted

“It’s our anniversary!” “Our anniversary of WHAT?” “WELL IF YOU DON”T KNOW I”M NOT GONNA TELL YOU”

Poor Vision is trying to figure out what kind of company he works for this is sooo funny

Agnes coming in clutch with a full meal

So Wanda needs the ingredients in order to magic a meal she can’t just make one appear

Vision breaking into song was amazing

How did one chicken turn into like 30 eggs

Vision is singing old McDonald with his bosses wife this is great

“Diane!” “That must be my wife summoning me!” “She calls you Diane?” “Yes... it’s her pet name for me” “I’m coming... Fred”

So many clichés in this show but it’s done in such a purposeful way that it’s still funny

Also we have only seen three rooms: the kitchen, the living room and Vision’s workplace

“Well I think tonight’s going SWIMMINGLY”

Mrs. Hart is SO NOSY

But I love that they don’t know the answers

Wanda looks SO disturbed when Mr. Hart is demanding her and visions story, you can tell her mind is fighting itself and it’s so sad

Mr. Hart is choking, is it bad that I think he deserves it?

Mrs. Hart keeps cheerily repeating stop it, and gone is the stereotypical sitcom camera angles and and the backing music is switched for something eery

This is lowkey scary, Mr. Hart Dying while his wife keeps cheerily saying Stop It and it just feels creepier the more she repeats

Wanda looks distressed and vision is just looking to her for what to do, her old timey accent is gone and she sounds nearly robotic as she tells Vision to help

Poor Wanda, she is so clearly going through it mentally right now

Laugh track is back, and just like that the Harts are leaving, despite only having one bite of food

And somehow Mr. Hart is impressed? Was Wanda rewriting reality to make them so?

I know that this is clearly some alternate reality and nothing is right, but wanda and vision deciding to choose that day as there anniversary and this little convo here is soooooo cute

Aw her making them rings and them both saying I do is soooo cute

And vision saying “and they lived happily ever after’ is so sweet but also so sad in context

What is that little remote vision is holding meant to be?

And love the hexagon closing in on them with the cute music playing to end the episode

Are the people in these credits real? Because it lists the start as Wanda Maximoff and Vision but are the rest actual people?

So there is some sketchy dude watching the maybe fake credits so there's something going on there

The actual credits start with 7.13 left and I’ve been told there's no mid or post credits scene. I’ll let them play while I finish this up anyways

8 minutes and 49 seconds of this show is the logo, title sequence and credits. Out of 29.36 total this means only 20 minutes and 47 seconds is the show, which I suppose is standard for a sitcom but I think I felt deceived by it showing as 29 minutes

Also 50 seconds of “commercial takes the show time down to 19.57 if anyone was wondering

I swear tho I’m not all that bothered by the length, just did the math in case anyone was curious like I am. 

I thought I was going to really enjoy this going it, but it still really surpassed my expectations and I can’t wait for episode 2!

This is my raw reactions, but I’m sure that as I mull it over more I’ll be posting more about the show

This is somehow a perfect combo of lighthearted comedy and mild horror

I wanna let this episode stew for a while, so I prob won’t watch episode 2 for at least a day

Also what are your guys’ thoughts on this format of reaction? Did I write to much?

Also what did y’all think of this episode? Feel free to let me know what you think of my reaction, and whether you agree or disagree. I’d love to hear your thoughts!

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I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.

These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.

Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.

So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.

You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.

Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.

Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.

Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.

Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.

Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!

Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit

Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty.  And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package. 

Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS

WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA.  His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!

I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)

Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got  tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.

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Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...

UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!

Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality

So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.