#was about to type supperman. time to eat a nice meal and go honk shoo to sleep man
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is clark kent a plant? yes.
evidence:
-powered by the sun
-doesn't need to breathe with lungs or directly eat food to survive
i rest my case
#at least when he's on earth he should be considered a plant because that good ol yellow sun powers mr superman#photosynthesizing man#i don't remember a lot about the exact process of photosynthesis and i dont know a lot about the complicated sci-fi workings#of clark's powers and the way his body works with regards to being an alien#but hear me out: its kinda funny no?#superman#was about to type supperman. time to eat a nice meal and go honk shoo to sleep man#anyways#obligatory 'i love clark kent' etc etc <3#bluebird.txt
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