#was a mistake

[sequencefairy]

can't have too much fun on a ghost hunt, can't be too serious on a ghost hunt, can't do fun little games designed to make standing around in the cold dark at least a little less miserable, can't laugh at each other, can't playfully argue with each other, can't have a bit of fun at their own expense, can't use the gadgets, can't not use the gadgets, etc., etc., etc.

at some point some of y'all are gonna have to realise that you just really don't like what the boyos are making and stop fucking watching it and subjecting all of the rest of us to your opinions.

[kiwoa]

there should be a doesthedogdie style site that warns about fanservice in anime. that way, i wouldn't start what is ostensibly a murder mystery and get blindsided by pantyshots and the protag faceplanting into big boobs in the first four goddamn minutes.

[goffick]

every marvel and star wars TV show feels like nerd homework and I don’t want to do it

[buldrokkastee]

Oh fuck everyone watch out-

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[fairycosmos]

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

[spacialsquid]

i like them

[oceangenasi]

I'm absolutely obsessed with Laios' logic that the other shapeshifters made mistakes the real party members were too knowledgeable/careful/wise to make

but for Marcille he's like "only the real Marcille would do something that fucking stupid"

[devilofthepit]

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[evandore]

ugh my stomach hurts so bad i kinda feel like im gonna vomit but im trying to listen to music so i cant

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[ozziyo]

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

[ineed-to-sleep]

This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that