#warbeard hanson

[buddhausen]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/hanson http://www.wwe.com/superstars/rowe

[totaldivasepisodes]

Everybody else was wearing war paint, Juice just wanted to be popular.

[sixdegreesofsamson]

raymondxrowe: Ace Machine World Domination!!!

[enbywrestlingfan]

[beastlygrizzle]

RaiZ-R’s August 2017 Pro-Wrestling FAVE FIVE Honourable Mentions

Tag Teams of the Month: War Machine & The Young Bucks

Three months in a row and the Tag Team of the Month Honourable Mention has gone to two teams. This month is especially weird though because these two teams aren’t currently feuding with one another.

War Machine and the Bucks did meet in the ring on the undercards of the New Japan G1 block finals shows in very fun multiman affairs, and they do have beef in ROH, thanks to last month’s tag titles match getting thrown a curveball at the last minute with the Best Friends getting added, but both of their best work was apart.

I make no secret of the fact that I don’t buy into the hype surrounding the Young Bucks. I’m not Jim Cornette and waving my tennis racket in the air decrying them as the worst thing to happen to the business since… well, since forever if you listen to JC go on with himself long enough lambasting Matt, Nick and their Elite buddy Kenny Omega… but I’m also not jumping around proclaiming them the greatest tag team of all of the times and screaming for more superkicks.

Personally, I find them a bit much for my tastes.

Usually.

Goodness though, they didn’t half have a heck of an August! Whether it’s the aforementioned multiman matches with their Bullet Club cohorts facing War Machine and Taguchi Japan, the match where they lost their IWGP junior heavyweight titles to Ricochet and Ryusuke or their Ring of Honor work with The Addiction and the Motor City Machine Guns, I have legitimately not had this much fun watching the Young Bucks wrestle in my entire time as a wrestling fan. Now to be fair, my only experiences with them previously, were prior runs in ROH and TNA and that was many years ago before they really found themselves as personalities, and since then I’d locked myself up in a self-imposed WWE bubble, but in June and July I was still able to say quite happily, “I don’t get it” and shrug when people brought up the Bucks…

Now though, I’m sorta kinda maybe starting to get it.

War Machine, well they’re a whole different story. War Machine have been right up my alley since the first time I saw them and, of course, they shared this honour in June with the Guerrillas of Destiny (who they were feuding with at the time) and narrowly lost out the the New Day and the Usos last month. This month however they, like the Bucks have had such a consistently quality run of things that I simply couldn’t leave them out of the honourable mentions here.

They started out the month with those super fun multiman tags against the Bullet Club in New Japan, defended the IWGP tag titles against the hodge-podge (but really darned good) team of Hangman Adam Page and “The American Nightmare” Cody FKA Rhodes and then finished up with a really good match against the Search & Destroy tandem of Jay White and Jonathon Gresham in Ring of Honor. Just seriously good stuff all around I thought.

Two very different tag teams but both having excellent months, and while they aren’t currently feuding with each other, they certainly contributed to each other’s positions on this list.

Matches of the Month: War Machine vs. Cody Rhodes & Hangman Page (NJPW G1 Climax 27 – 13th August 2017), The Young Bucks vs. The Addiction (ROH War of the Worlds - 19th August 2017)

[o0longtea]

#TrustworthyMachine

[prowrestlingpost-com]

NXT Inquest for 4/24/19 (Gargano vs Strong)

NXT Inquest for 4/24/19 (Gargano vs Strong)

In the latest edition of the NXTInquest, a number of different stories appear to be developing. The show begins with highlights of the NXT Championship match at NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn between Johnny Gargano and Adam Cole. It then shows that tonight Gargano returns to action to face Undisputed Era member Roderick Strong. Strong’s singles run has gotten forgotten as he’s had to take a backseat to…

[closetofanxiety]

From New England Championship Wrestling in 2007: “The Infamous" Bobby Fish, Antonio "The Promise" Thomas, Jason Blade, "Die Hard" Eddie Edwards, Brian Fury, Brandon Locke, with Ireland's Gary Cassidy and Handsome Johnny (Warbeard Hanson) kneeling in front. The plaque that Handsome Johnny/Warbeard is holding is for winning a hot dog eating contest earlier in the night (I am not making that up). 

[ohnojustimagine]

Yo! So like I’ve really been falling for Warbeard Hanson/Ivar since watching the Ride Along. He is my type to a T, sweet, funny, THICK ™, and he loves animals. Anyway I can get some headcanons for him - ⏳

That was such an adorable Ride Along! So much so that I feel slightly guilty thinking smutty non-wholesome thoughts about Ivar (though I still want to call him Hanson, can't get used to that) but we can ease into it, right?

- He's so sweet you actually don't realize he's into you for the longest time. Just, like, he's always hanging out with you in catering and you think he's cute and funny and all but then one day you laugh at something he says and touch his arm and he looks down at your hand almost a little wide-eyed, and whoa, you think, because you can see it in his face, that he likes you and not just as a friend.

- So you tell him you have no one to drive with that night (a lie! But for the greater good, so it's okay) and you end up together in the car, just the two of you, and you talk and laugh and get some food you eat while driving and when you get to your hotel, you invite him up. And he hesitates for a minute, then says, kind of careful, "I don't just want to..."

To which you reply, "I don't just want to either, but like maybe we could start with that?" And he grins at you, and happily follows you up to your room.

- He kisses you as soon as you close the door and you both dump your bags and start taking off your clothes while you're still kissing because you're not sure you ever want to stop, and, oh hey, turns out that for all his sweetness he's exactly the right shade of not-so-sweet in bed and THICK yes, because he's thick everywhere, including where it counts and by the time he's done with you you might be on another plane of existence because it's been a long-ass time since anyone fucked you like THAT.

- And after you snuggle up to him and you can barely move but he's all warm and so solid and you're the kind of person who sometimes finds it difficult to get a good night's sleep with someone else in the bed, especially someone new, but next to him, you sleep like a baby and wake in the morning still curled up in his arms.

- The first time you go to his place you're formally introduced to the dog and the cats and you get the impression that if you didn't like them or they didn't like you, this whole thing would be off. And weirdly, that doesn't bother you at all. In fact, it only makes you more into him, that he cares about his pets that much. And though the cats are a little stand-off-ish, they don't seem to hate you, and you're sure that given time, you'll win them over. But the dog loves you and you're instantly crouched down and petting her and all cooing what a sweet girl she is while she jumps on you and licks your face and when you look up at Ivar he's basically got hearts in his eyes watching you.

- So he cooks you dinner, which is not bad at all, and afterwards you have quite a lot of sex, and as soon as you're done, the dog jumps on the bed and gets in between you and you cuddle up with her and Ivar just laughs and says, "I see how it is."

- At the next show Sarah corners you backstage and kind of pokes you in the shoulder, like way too hard to be playful, almost hard enough to bruise, and says, "Just so you know, you hurt him, I'll hurt you." And you kind of laugh nervously thinking that surely she must be joking, but then you understand she's really really not and you're genuinely a little scared. "I'm not going to hurt him," you say, and you're not, because you like him a whole lot, more than you even realized. "I'm not," you tell her again and she gives you this narrow-eyed look for a minute and then seems to relax and says, "Good," and stalks off.

- When Ivar's not in the ring, he wears his beard tied up out of the way, but sometimes if you're just hanging out watching tv or something he lets you take the elastic out of it because you like to sit all snuggled up on the couch with him just kind of absently stroking his beard. You also like him to take it out when you're fucking, because you love the way the ends of it brush over your skin when he's kissing you all over and you're also real into how messy it gets when he eats you out. Because he's extremely good at that and you get very, very wet.

- And did I mention the THICK. But strong! And we've all seen how athletic he is in the ring for such a big guy so hey, you know. You've never been with a big dude who was so flexible before and that combined with his strength means you can try basically every single weird position you've ever been curious about, and sometimes they're really good and sometimes no, they're just weird and the two of just look at each other and start laughing at the same time and then do it a more regular and reliable way. You on top is probably your favorite because you like looking down at him, leaning forward to run your hands over his chest while you're moving on his cock.

- Also sometimes he'll indulge you and put on his entrance gear at home, and you do a little viking roleplay, with you as the delicate damsel and him as the growling viking come to ravish you. And he'll hold you down and he's got the face paint on and he smells of leather and it's SO GOOD.

[buddhausen]

https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/953314310390009856 B I G B O Y Z

[keepingupwiththekayfabe]

It’s time to celebrate! The marathon WrestleMania weekender is over and it’s left us plenty to discuss from the world of WWE. From six men in NXT trying to impale each other on assorted hardware store items to the conclusion(?) of John Wrestling’s problems with Tomato Chomper. From Charlotte and Asuka having the greatest women’s match of all time to Ronda Rousey surprisingly knocking it out of the park in her wrestling debut. From the returns of Bob Lash and The Samoan Joseph to the debuts of Ember Moon and the ‘IIconics’ (pronounced ‘Two-conics’, for sure). You get all of that, and approximately five hours (and two hours on the pre-show) of us crying about the return of Daniel Bryan. Wrestling is wild, yo.

Also, what’s the deal with Brock Lesnar constantly trying to murder people on live TV? We’ll answer that question and much more pertaining to pancakes, partners, and punches to the dick, so sit back, relax, and don’t trust Roderick Strong.

Let’s.

Do.

This?

Suggested talking points: 205 Stars, beef off, MAMMA MIA, Dakota Kai’s seven limbs, Pete Dunne’s batsignal, Trent Daddy Seven, Savio Vega, Satan’s merch, Aiden English’s haircut, Marvel matches, Bayley and Sasha shit, Miz Lovegood, T-shirt and pants Finn Balor, tuning up the curb stomp, Playstation graphics, hologram matches, woodoo, sad for Rusev, hammy and cheesy, Hammertime Twins, short stacks, John Cena is Festus, long jorts, peak Elias, Undertaker’s Greatest Hits, Shane By God McMahon, a critical analysis of Daniel Bryan, good gear game, phenomenal stories, the Shinsuke community???, Strowman and Strowboy,  Nicholas is legal, Roman Reigns is a little bitch boy, Steinermath, bizzaro world, Bobby Lashley’s smelly armpits, Brother Abigail we knew you’d come, the Orphans of Pain, Heath’s slew of kids, conga rosebuds, Blissclipse, a new Paige, the Iconic Duo’s iconic duos, S.H.E.I.L.A., Intergender cash-in, old Ring of Honor matches, thicc-off, tiddies.

The Daniel Bryan Award for Beard of the Week nominees: Daniel Bryan, No Way Jose, Rusev, Warbeard Hanson.

[sixdegreesofsamson]

War Machine at a cat café, aka my aesthetic.

[enbywrestlingfan]

Just the idea of Killer Elite Squad vs. War Machine makes me excited. HOSS FIGHTS!

[chikaraspecial]

Representing Chaotic Wrestling, DL Hurst is the eleventh competitor in the Young Lions Cup XIV tournament! Hurst is also a graduate of the New England Pro Wrestling Academy under the tutelage of Brian Fury and Max Smashmaster. The school is also home to former Young Lions Cup tournament entrant Donovan Dijak and fellow tournament entrant for this year, Anthony Greene. Other school graduates include Sasha Banks, Oney Lorcan (fka Francis O’Rourke in the Wrestling Is universe), and Warbeard Hanson. Can Hurst break out in Philadelphia and become Young Lions Cup champion?

“Young Lions Cup XIV - 1st Stage” - Saturday, March 17th - Philadelphia, PA (3:00 PM EST)

Participants include:

1. Airwolf (The Academy: School of Professional Wrestling)

2. “Retrosexual” Anthony Greene (Limitless Wrestling)

3. Super Beetle (Empire Wrestling Federation)

4. Eli Isom (Ring of Honor)

5. Cajun Crawdad (CHIKARA)

6. Dylan Bostic (International Wrestling Cartel)

7. Fuego Del Sol (National Wrasslin’ League)

8. Omari (Fight Club: Pro)

9. Percy Davis (School of Roc)

10. Green Ant (CHIKARA)

11. DL Hurst (Chaotic Wrestling)

“Young Lions Cup XIV - 2nd Stage” - Saturday, March 31st - Philadelphia, PA (3:00 PM EST)

[battleoftaanab]

I thought it would fun to chronicle all of my wrestling t-shirts (I have so many), so here’s my first one. Raymond Rowe & Warbeard Hanson : War Machine #wrestling #tshirt #warmachine #tagteam #iwgptagteamchampions #njpw #wwe #nxt #howmanywrestlingshirtsdoesjoshhave?

[blueonwrestling]

I will be watching wrestlemania this year while some wwe superstars, including mansoor, dio maddin, killian dain and dominik dijakovic do a watch along too.

it’ll feature some guests like Ivar (Warbeard Hanson), Shane Thorne, Nikki Cross and more!

Join in for some BASED banter, and all funds will go to charity!