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"Open Flame" by Mutoid Man - From "War Moans" (2017)
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to me Obi-Wan and Anakin are like that guy holding another guy on a leash meme except the leash is Anakin's padawan braid
#and obikin is the same meme but braid tugging is followed by loud moaning#and yeah i know it's on the wrong side. it's for the meme#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#what is art? a miserable little pile of pixels#star wars tag#obikin
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War Wanarat, who was already the sexiest man in Thailand with all his prettiness and big shiny eyes and sweet dimples and veiny hands so so good at sexy wet clay pottery. decided that it would be okay to: be deranged and smile evil smiles in his heist bl. be blonde. and fucking crossdress instantly becoming the prettiest woman ever. does he not goddamn know his audience is gay people who will lose their minds from want
#war wanarat#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#mine#ILLEGAL ILLEGAL ILLEGAL#I'M MOANING AND#I'M STEALING HIM AWAY
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he’s at least 50 here. drop the skincare routine pookie
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road trip w ur man. haven't stopped in a while. you do a biiig stretch in the passenger seat and let out an obscene, unnecessarily lewd moan. how's he reacting.
#togame JOLTS and stares at you wide eyed#does like a slow head turn and everything looking spooked#he's half hard and confused#endo's doing a moan war#he's gonna try to outmoan me#he gets so into character he's swerving around a little#it's funny at first and then we get turned on so he pulls over#hiragi isn't even one of my favs but i just feel like he gets all pissed off LMFAO
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thrawn angst about his identity and how the ascendancy and empire has treated him for being different ??? thrawn girlies, what do we think about this
#thrawn#star wars#grand admiral thrawn#ahsoka#lars mikkelsen#star wars rebels#thrawn x reader#star wars chiss#thrawn imagine#mitth’raw’nuruodo my beloved#mitth'raw'nuruodo#mitth’raw’nuruodo#didnt mean to moan that loud my bad
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whats the 2nd pride flag in ur bio is that one of those neolabel ones
yeah. pride flag for people morally opposed to sauce on schnitzel
#if you like sauce on your schnitzel every single character from tom turbo hates you#you're going to ruin the BREADING!!!!!#pride flag for bitching and moaning#pride flag for starting a war and then turning around and putting your hands behind your back and whistling#askertorte
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An original story with original characters from an era everyone wanted to see come to life and we lose it because Disney and Lucasfilm can't fucking think beyond Skywalker.
#im so not okay#the acolyte#star wars#it was also the racist and bigoted pieces of shit who couldnt see pass themselves#cause i can just about bet that when new star wars shit comes out they will bitch and moan about the lack of original characters
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"Irons in the Fire" by Mutoid Man - From "War Moans" (2017)
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Yall ive drawn Starlo 15 times in the last 7 hours am i cooked
#starlo#undertale#im not even joking i just counted it#i love Starlo Undertale Yellow#woahhhh ohhh ohh ohhh ohh ohhh ohh ohh story of undertale#i fell from the light talk or should i fight monster genocide this my undertale i fell through a cave on mount Ebott i faced an evil talking#floeer in a pot explains the plot wants me dead eants me to rotttt toriel saves me takes me to her home and hooks me up with a brand new#monster phone leaves me aloneee but i escape and meet some boness should i be a pacifist? or should i use my fists? im feeling evil think#ill kill them all im homocidal and ive got a taste i want to wipe out the monster race woah oh oh oh oh oh ive got no patience ive got no#resolve i will slaughter screw the dialogue i fell from the light talk or should i fight monster genocide this my undertale#ill slaughter undyne ill waste who i choose with all this exp theres no way that ill lose now watch me movee i wont stop im feelin rude#asgore is shaken he hears my approach ill slaughter sans and squash his bro like a roach charas my coachhh all these monsters i will poach#screw being a pacifist i think ill use my fists im feeling evil think ill kill them all im homocidal and ive got a taste i want to wipe out#the monster race woah oh oh oh oh ive got no patience ive got no resolve i will SLAUGHTER screw the dialogue i fell from the light talk#or should i fight monster genocide this my undertale (burnt pan toy knife use a stick to take your life tough glove ballet shoes epic fight#like from page news) king asgore wants to collect human souls seven of them its his ultimate goal open the door to humanities realm start#a new war (humans overwhelm!) im homocidal and ive got a taste i want to wipe out the monster race woah oh oh oh oh oh ive got no patience#ive got no resolve i will slaughter screw the dialogue woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh on an underground trail woah oh oh oh oh#oh oh oh oh oh oh oh STORY OF UNDERTALEEEE#i wrote all of that from memory#starlo moaned as skibidi toilet thrusted its 10 million inch willy into his bum causing his hip to rupture which unfortunately killed him💔
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Feelings on Keefe’s name having 16 letters?
It was my first thought when I saw your post. I wanted to tell you so bad but alas I knew you didn’t want spoilers😭
keefe's middle name spoilers under the cut:
shannon clearly did this to spite me and only me. i keep dunking on her golden boy and she had to rectify it so this is clearly a message aimed at me and me alone (unraveled does unironically read like shannon picked up on fandom culture a bit). irwin isn't even an embarrassing name, she probably originally had it as bartholomew and then changed it when she realized she could get on my nerves because this is all about me obviously. keefe's name is keefe sencen to me i am rejecting his middle name entirely as i said i'd do if it wasn't humiliating enough. and keefe sencen is eleven letters which is fitting because i don't like that number (yucky and odd and prime) and it's probably how many non-point-five books this series is going to have in the end which is also fitting
"because everyone wants to kiss an irwin" bro what the heck is wrong with the name irwin it's literally just some name. and other people in the series have weirder initials, so the k.i.s. thing isn't even strange. fitz's are literally f.a.v. you don't get more on-the-nose than that
#also kis isn't even the same word as kiss. there's a left off s. your honor i have an objection#and once again i am annoyed that the enlightened language seems to translate letter-for-letter into english#the line about kissing an irwin also made me get war flashbacks to a conversation i had with a friend#she was trying to name an oc and i tend to be the person my friends go to for names so i was helping her out#and she wanted a name that was quote “moanable” so she kept rejecting all my suggestions even though they were good (other friend agreed)#anyway. this is how i imagine keefe would act in this situation as well. irwin is a FINE name what is he moaning about. it sounds FINE#the name fitz on the other hand. i have so much beef with the name fitz. i would understand if keefe's middle name was something like that#kotlc keefe#keefe sencen#kotlc unraveled#unraveled#kotlc unraveled spoilers#unraveled spoilers#kotlc spoilers#kotlc book 9.5 spoilers#book 9.5 spoilers#asks#myfairkatiecat#kotlc
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Christina Ricci - Samuel Jackson - Craig Brewer
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oh, heard you wanted to see ichiban in this game...
*monkey's paw curls a finger*
there hs is .................. get him out of there !!!!!!!!!
#snap chats#every time i see Yakuza Wars i pray to the gods of the world that the art style is just that#thats best case scenario jlkejlkaj#oh my god i have to interupt bitchin and moanin to bitch and moan i have to throw UP i feel so sick#i havent had a proper meal yet so im hoping its just that and not like. a migraine#ok back to bitching and moaning . Christ Alive#nishikis head is so round im cacklign#his head is NOT that round its A LITTLE slimmer than that i cant#genuinely funny how kiryu is the only one to actually look totally on model its genuinely the funniest thing#cant you lot just do the thing from rggo where you pose the preexisting models or smthn#at least i think thats what they did. whatever they were doing it was good#plus i liked some of the featured arts tyles from rggo ..... i really wish they gave artist credits like in feh#i really wanted to see more work from the artists there ..
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Behold my shitty looking, yet delicious, egg drop soup I made at work
#timblr#“I'd be amazed/impressed if you managed to make that”#Well. Egg drop soup is easy to make. Thanks for the easy win lol#Like three different coworkers moaned how good it was after the first bite#“like that food anime. uhhh FOOD WARS yeah” -🐄 Lol
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pictures of lars mikkelsen that made me audibly moan (1/?)
he is one long bitch (6 ft 4), our grand admiral is TOWERING over anyone and everyone
and he looks so young here, young thrawn my beloved
me seeing these pictures:
#thrawn#star wars#grand admiral thrawn#ahsoka#lars mikkelsen#star wars rebels#thrawn x reader#didnt mean to moan that loud my bad#star wars chiss#thrawn imagine#mitth’raw’nuruodo#mitth'raw'nuruodo#thrawn hot#lars mikkelsen thrawn#me and thrawn
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Sort of a rant about tpw fics, no hate intended to anyone. I love all the poppy war fics, this is just to talk about what I would like to see more of
Okay I said it before and I WILL say it again. I'm all for creating what you want, so pls don't take this as judgement, but I want to see more fanwork of tpw characters going crazy/overcome with anger. ESPECIALLY RIN AND KITAY.
Ppl tend to forget just how angry Kitay is in the series, and how he's not just "smart mouth big brain soft boy". Like, he nearly went insane in the series, ffs he killed Niang and burned Rin with a candle. He only has remorse for civilians, none for people he already has beef with.
AND AS FOR RIN, I'm a little disappointed with how many times her rage is played off as "eheh, cute lil tsundere bad at feelings". It's nice, especially in a modern au/no war au, I'm not saying I dislike that sort of thing, it can be very cute if done correctly. But there just isn't much about how genuinely angry she is, how she literally lost her mind. I want to see more of her just being full of actual rage and visceral hurt, and not in the "gentle sobbing" way, in the "screaming at the sun brutal murder tearing the room to shreds" way. I just feel like ppl write her as too calm and gentle sometimes.
IN CONCLUSION, these two are literally tortured to the point of insanity and there's not a lot written about that. THEY DESERVE TO BE MAD, because anger was the only thing keeping them going and it got them into terrible situations too.
#ik that this is lame of me#and that i should probably just write the stuff myself and stfu#but i have a huge writing block and so all i can do is bitch and moan rn#and also y'all don't HAVE to write stuff like that if ur bad at it/don't want to#but still i just like raw and visceral mental and physical pain and rage and i thought i'd see more of that in the tpw fandom#love all the fics that take a deep dive into altan and nezha's trauma#just wish i'd see more of that with like#jiang and venka and rin and kitay and all the others#once again#no hate intended#tpw#the poppy war#fang runin#chen kitay
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