#wanted an anchovy
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Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.
An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:

#AUGGGG STOP#I DONT WANT TO LNOW JOW GOOD THE SECURITY GUARD FROM THE NEW FJAF MOVIE IS AT GETTING HEAD#anchovy archive#postings#hits
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Yeah, Kidd, thanks. "Spared no expense" for a broom and dustpan? Must be one hell of a broom and dustpan.
From November 20th, 2020
#animal crossing#animal crossing new horizons#acnh#kidd#smug#wanted an anchovy#got him an anchovy#he rewards me with a broom and dustpan#thanks#nintendo#nintendo switch#video#queue
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An animation cel of Squidward, mr Krabs and the anchovies for Help Wanted.
#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#squidward tentacles#eugene krabs#animation cel#anchovy#spongebob production art#spongebob season one#help wanted#painting#background
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“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”
#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf#‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r#i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others#i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~#and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o#g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~#used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight#wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do…#it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough……#i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨#speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day#‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said#so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’#he and another coworker laughed :( sadded#b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise)#the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles#or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions?#it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever#they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them#atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop#and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead?????#like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!!#also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite.#wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic—#chizuutan chizpost
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i've already made a post about "hey where does withers get the blood when he resurrects durge" so here's an extremely specific followup
if we've got an afab durge from a species with a menstrual cycle, do they...also have that cycle? i assume they would when bhaal made them bc he's all into spreading his unholy seed and whatever the fuck, but does withers do a complete factory reset? does jergal understand the ins and outs of living bodies with hormone cycles??
"Is Durge Undead" 2.0: can the vampire lick up some period blood
#bg3#bg3 dark urge#bg3 withers#bhaalspawn#menstruation mention#three guesses what made me start thinking about this#but for real though. like for REAL though.#i am once again asking!! is durge undead now!!!#what's bhaal's blood type! would an afab durge have a menstrual cycle!#these are the questions sarevok anchovie does NOT want you asking!#...does orin have her period? surely she does. do you think she like. gets...really creative during that time#not necessarily using that blood just like#as a pick me up?#if your favored medium is blood and pain and you start to produce those yourself surely it's like. gonna spark something.#you can tell when orin the red is on her period bc the murders spike
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I drew some anchovies from SpongeBob.
Meep.
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big city lesbianism is just like: i would NEVER date someone in a distant neighborhood! another country though.......😏
#personal nonsense#thoughts prompted by me hearing about a cool food event and being like ugh i'd love to go but i'd have to transfer buses.........#before remembering that i have literally dated canadians#like make it make sense do you want the fancy anchovies less than you want-[gets yanked offstage by a large hook]
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sorry if you don't like anchovies you actually can't alter recipes to leave them out. it's actually a really big deal and it ruins everything so don't even ask
#i hate it when people point out in videos 'or you can skip the anchovies' you can do anything you want on this earth#but maybe you should try eating delicious flavorful food the way it was supposed to be prepared
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Saw this as a reblog game once but now im gonna make a poll about it:
As always, id love to see y'all's specific Brains Bath, mine for instance would be an epsom salt and cold water soak cause everytime I have a migraine I Think It Would Fix Me
Oh, and have Anchovy

She loves you, she just looks like that
#disability#migranes#cat#i mean#its for everybody#i feel like all of us want to take our brains out and clean them right?#i just currently have a migraine that the meds are Not Working On#and I am Frustrated#and y'all know...#so#poll#anyway back to drinking this pot of coffee to see if it helps where the triptain fucking failed#the littlest bread bun anchovy#the smallest bread bun anchovy#i need to fix her tag#i never remember it...#her nickname is still bread bun but i also call her snuffer#so maybe...#snuffing bun anchovy?#i should stop writing tags#and maybe take a nap#ms anchovy snuffles
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Rotoscoped my icon and made a sprite for her
Accidentally dropped the phone in holy water once so that’s where the icon came from
Personally I really liked the way the hair came out
#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#faith#faith airdorf#faith art#rotoscope#holy phone lmao#reverend anchovies at your service 🙇#John ward fucking hates me#Garcia is dumbfounded by most of the shit I pull#Gary REALLY fucking hates me#like#he wants me eviscerated
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One thing that they don't tell you about working in bakeries/ candy stores/ that kind of place is the amount of people who will threaten you in very creative ways when you tell them you close in three minutes
#babes complain whoever you want to complain to#they want me out of here as much as I want to leave#I'm paid minimum wage do you think they will be willing to pay me for serving you anchovies after our closing times????#I'm sorry I'm so negative lately I'll get used to this soon#i just need to be dramatic first#sara rambles#delete later
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Made a new refs of the trio :) now they're a bit easier to draw so i can do it more often! Hopefully
#oc tag#oc anchovy#oc skeeter#oc aster#cricket brand#atfirst i want anchovy to be taller but i guess it's ok for her to be the designated little gremlin
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I had anchovies to snack on :D! And yes I can skip rocks, I love to do it whenever we go to rivers or lakes
#ask#kasarian#j love anchovies#i had anchovies with my tilapia fish today. very delicious#i love fish#I also had to butt heads with my mom bc the fish was Mine but she wanted half bc she thought I wouldn’t finish it. anyways#i cleaned it down to the bone
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Suddenly craving nasi lemak but I developed seafood allergies :'). I couldn't eat it anymore :(
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fish oil floorboards
Me: hmmm a little damp sock. Weird but we live on Also me: proceeds to pace all over the house as it is part of my ✨process ✨ Five minutes later: "why is the floor shiny, also... fishy" Reality: I have been marinating my entire home in anchovy oil. A rogue can of anchovies sliced through a trash bag, I stepped directly into the resulting horror, and then—like some kind of cursed, fish-scented Roomba—I tracked it everywhere.
just end me
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should i get anchovies for lunch <- guy who did not learn his lesson w/ sushi
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