#want more doritos.....

[chrismcshell]

reached out to schedule a tour of a nice apartment but it's already been rented... can't watch the show ive been watching with my sister tonight cuz she's out at a st patricks day party.... ate all my doritos and now i have no doritos..... does the suffering end

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Did someone notice how BUFF/ BIG speedsters are?!... no? Just me? K.

Oh, the Dorito model? Yeah speedsters typically come in two builds: Lean Mean Fighting Machine and Dorito. Sometimes they even alternate.

Wally is full blown Dorito. So is Jay.

Barry is typically LMFM. Bart is LMFM until he's an adult (then he's Dorito).

The reason for that is that speedsters naturally burn calories and build muscles like crazy but even though they're super active they usually don't have enough food to really bulk up. So an average speedster is zero percent body fat, skinny as a twig but all muscle. That's the Lean Mean Fighting Machine build.

But a select few speedsters work out and actively try to build bigger muscles. Wally and Jay would be the two biggest examples of that. So they usually look like Doritos. Super lean anywhere they didn't specifically work out and really big arms/shoulders. Really just triangle shaped dudes.

[nopes-and-dreams-and-nightmares]

What do we think about making Iris fat

[c0rpseductor]

im so bummed out ;-; i wanted to get one of the plushies that they were giving out as part of the mtn dew x ffxiv promo if you get enough points, and i started entering my codes and they were all already sold out!! not that i had enough to get them yet anyway, you need the codes from like 40 bottles of soda bc theyre 4k points so i figured i would just do it slowly over the course of the promo since i thought it went on until like, january or something. all i really wanted was to choose between the plushies so now im like, "man i have all this mountain dew." bc theres three bottles in my house rn.

[satansfreshhottiddymilk]

hello! just wondering do u have any Kari & Ollie art cooking? miss those two and their insane size difference 😔😔😔

YEAH trust me i got plenty of ideas for them that i simultaneously wanna draw but my dumbass is so backed up with everything i wanna draw atm 😂

[decidueyedreamerdetails]

🖊 Dorito?

‘Enigmas of Paldea, File #11 Iron Hunter: An AI Went Rogue?!

This peculiar creature's name comes from an invention in the enigmatic Violet Book.

Theorised to be the result of a research project attempting to revive the extinct Hisuian Decidueye, using what information remained of it, and Alolan Decidueye as a base. However, something went horribly wrong, and it began attacking everything in sight.

In addition to its heartless nature, the cannons on its wings and its powerful legs make it a dangerous foe. Eyewitnesses report that it will not give up on its prey until it has succeeded in eliminating them.’

Dorito is the specific Iron Hunter referenced in this Violet book entry! Its original purpose was to observe and preserve Pokémon habitats, but due to an error in its coding, it sees all living beings as a threat to be dealt with.

However, upon arriving in the present, Dorito sustained major damage, both internal and external, meaning it is far less of a threat now! (Maybe even, the internal damage will fix some of its buggy systems, causing it to be less hostile… only time will tell!)

Link to ask game here!

[industrialcatholicbugc0re]

heyyy does anyone have any poetry prompts? i need to write some shit for school but i have no idea what to write about and instead of just looking up prompts like a normal person i wanted to come here bc it’s a lot more fun (and chaotic)

[chika-nyan]

Lies down. So it looks like my job is actively trying to moorder me so I’ll probably be mostly ded for a while. Honestly at a breaking point, can you believe vacation was just last month? :) Gonna keep doing my best to hold on for that mid-late spring exit/quitting time with next vacation but it’s going to be a trial forsure.

[mymanymerrymuses]

Okay but imagine Revali but human but still with wings (also the wings are still blue and so is his hair) looking absolutely terrifying in the air and then he swoops down and lands at the head of the rito troops (all human looking with wings) and still tries to look intimidating but he's literally like a full foot shorter than every other rito

[omnisreblogs]

Noo don’t kill him

You just need to stop him making the biggest mistake that started it all, not hurt the baby Dorito

The squishy baby dorito is too squishy and too baby to kill

[abbey-abdominal]

If I don’t get a Zooble plush soon I’m going to go apeshit

[lunaechaos]

can't believe it's that time of the year where i have to actually care about the US again

[isaacathom]

once again i have left the art night with many snacks. my victories continue

[jadecantcreate]

came up with this simpler design & im much more happy with it !

he no longer looks like mr monopoly’s fursona from a train murder mystery setting

it kind of reminds me of some waiter / cook uniforms which i feel fits early kremy (around the time he stopped working for garou) ?

this gay alligator desperately needs to be purple and flashy but hes too broke </3 send me your credit card number and we can make him happy again

i wanted to write a quick 3-chapter fic for day 4 of loa shiptober (how they met i think) and i (a fool) was like. yeah. i could totally write 3 chapters in a few hours. i was wrong. SO wrong. haven’t even finished kremy’s (the first one).

so instead have a maybe-past-kremy design that im conflicted about compared to his current design, as a peace offering

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Op Characters Body Study

Id definately do more of these but please dont suggest anymore to do cuz then my brain will shut the idea off entirely <3

Reference Image:

design comments:

Sanji: I wanted him to mainly be in the legs, while the shoulders and arms were closer together. Compact up top, Watermelon Crushers on the bottom. i vaguely designed him with the Marathon runner from the reference image in mind. I differ from the reference in that i give him upper body muscles cuz he loves his break dancing moves and you need hella muscles for that.

Zoro: Big tits & Tank Body. Cant knock this cat over.

Sabo: This man in my eyes is a Barbie Doll. Long Legs Tiny Torso. Winx Club Sailor Moon lookin mf. In part inspired by this panel of him:

Nami: My headcanon for Nami is that when we first meet her she is very skinny and malnourished, then overtime living with the strawhats she gains weight and progressively gets chubby. I just think that Sanji always cooking her such nutritious meals and tasty sweets, and not needing to fight for herself all the time, would lead to her lovely new body type. Something, something, 'to be loved is to be changed'.

Plus, her new fighting styles isnt like "im wacking you with this stick" anymore, its more "I'm moving this stick in this direction and striking you with the lighting coming from it". That still needs muscles though so i gave her some good muscles up top :3

Artist note: i spent way to long lovingly drawing her boobs.

Ace: He's the dorito man of the universe. Broad shoulders, itty bitty waist. I modeled him after the basketball player in the reference image Alton Huston. i think that he would focus his athleticism in Jumping and Throwing (literally) punches, so it leads me to think he would build the same muscles a basketball player would.

man is 60% legs. freak. anyway,

I just like the idea of a perfect body that has been twisted by its scars.

Luffy: Brick Shithouse. Healthy mix between muscle and fat. i just wanted to make him look Really Healthy.

The majority of this design is just giving these characters body fat. i dont like the way gangly abs and tits look i love a chub. PWEEESEEE ODA GIVE ME A CHUBBY WOMAN CHARACTER PWEEEEEEEEEESE IM BEGGING YOU PWEESE PWEEESESESESESESESESSSESESES

*ahem*

anyway

i had a lot of fun drawing these, i love love love drawing anatomy and this was a good learning experience on top of that. One of the ways i drag myself out of art block is i just do art studies so this is kinda that.

thank you for coming to my ted talk <3

[uraharaz]

If period cravings were a type of force the shit would be stronger than a black hole