#and i like mtn dew too. not as much as him but i do like it

[c0rpseductor]

im so bummed out ;-; i wanted to get one of the plushies that they were giving out as part of the mtn dew x ffxiv promo if you get enough points, and i started entering my codes and they were all already sold out!! not that i had enough to get them yet anyway, you need the codes from like 40 bottles of soda bc theyre 4k points so i figured i would just do it slowly over the course of the promo since i thought it went on until like, january or something. all i really wanted was to choose between the plushies so now im like, "man i have all this mountain dew." bc theres three bottles in my house rn.

[silverzoomies]

silverzoomiezzz hi hi i was eating my cloudberry ice cream and i dont know why i start to think about peter and then i think about you. and i have a question for you. what do you think peter’s fav snacks that he would save it for you because he wanted you to enjoy and love it as much as he does? this is so silly lol but anyway have a great summer <3

💗oh my gosh, hello anon sweetie !! i'm sorry for answering so late !! i hope your summer has been nice !! it's been pretty decent here, aside from the lame ass humidity.🔥🫠🔥

i'm so honored you would think of me, after thinking of our beloved speedy boy. 💗honestly, i take that as such a huge compliment !!

⚡snacks i think peter maximoff would like (he hoards them, cuz he's the snack hoarding type. ty dofp 💗):

⚡in canon, he hoards hostess snack cakes. specifically the chocolatey, cream-filled kind ⚡and twinkies. dude's got twinkies for two movies in a row ⚡like it's no wonder people assume he's a twinkie fiend ⚡we also see him with so much pepsi and mtn dew ⚡and i know it's just product placement obvi. but he does seem like a mtn dew guy, right? i bet he'd love baja blast. code red too ⚡dk if this counts as a snack, but he'd probably love taco bell. i mean, it's fast. it's cheap. it's addictive. it's easy to indulge in. mans would quote those old taco bell commercials with the chihuahua ⚡sour candy. all of it. gummy worms, airhead x-tremes, sour twists, sour patch kids. tell me i'm wrong. i'm not ⚡he'd make a mess with some fun dip, lemme tell ya ⚡any candy they used to give out on halloween? he'd be addicted to all that shit. he'd love sugary junk. he constantly needs his fix. laffy taffy, nerds, now and laters, skittles, pop rocks, m&m's - you name it, he's into it ⚡imagine the dorito fingers, anon. the cheeto fingers. the takis fingers. do y'all think he'd be more into regular cheetos, or hot cheetos? he reads as a hot cheetos guy to me ⚡he'd slam some icees. slurpees. any kinda syrupy, frozen drink. he mixes all the flavors, sucks it down, and feels no brain freeze ⚡if you took him to carnivals, boardwalks, or amusement parks; he'd put the funnel cake stands out of business ⚡sweets are his kryptonite, really ⚡i personally like to imagine he knows his fair share of international snacks too. since he can zip around the world in a blink. taiyaki. baklava. conchas. tres leches. pirozhki. european chocolate. any and all kinds of street food. he knows all the best 7-eleven instant ramen - and the best toppings for 'em too ⚡i think he'd also go hog wild over a really good steak, y'know? or some barbecue. some ribs. some brisket. all the shmeats !!

⚡snacks i think peter maximoff would save, just so he could share them with you💗:

⚡he wouldn't ⚡correction: he couldn't ⚡c'mon, do you honestly think he'd have the self control? ⚡you're asking him to do the impossible ⚡see, anon, he'd think about saving a yummy treat for you ⚡keyword being think ⚡like, just as he starts to realize he's crushing on you big time ⚡he's guzzling something tasty, when he has the thought: hey...wait a sec! you'd probably really like this!! ⚡but a second later, the treat's already gone. devoured in an instant. whoops! oh well!! ⚡he's just way too impulsive to save anything ⚡like it would have to be out of sight, out of mind ⚡or you'd have to pick from his own, secret stash ⚡because otherwise, he can't hold himself back. he'll gorge any snacks in the nearest vicinity ⚡he'd legit have to wait 'til you were both together. in that moment. if you had a few minutes. he'd be like, "hey. babe. babe. babe. babe. i got somethin' i wanna show you." ⚡he speeds you away for some mind-blowingly good street food, in some country you've never been to, nor heard of ⚡even on valentine's day. he has to snag you one of those heart-shaped boxes of chocolates last minute ⚡that, or he has to hide it from himself. if he doesn't, he'll be lookin' down at an empty box - chocolate all over the corners of his mouth - like "ah, shit."

[grossnyucky]

Samsonite Headcanons

gonna put everything undercut, taking this from my comments on someone else's post so sorry if this is formatted weird i've never done anything like this </333

please feel free to tell me yalls headcanons too tbh

I like to think he's selective mute

his smile is his resting face which can make him hard to read initially

with that being said I think if he cares about you in our way traditionally, I think he takes the time to add nonverbal signals for his emotions

his ears twitch/move to show emotion, like a cat's (I think it would be easy for people to get confused what it means, which would end up with tales mixing which signals mean what for people who encounter him)

also giving him a small tail just cause, tails are fun

his favorite on brand is mtn dew :]

Samsonite likely inspired music in that universe, which would give more reasoning to drums/bass considering he likes a beat

that being said, I think he'd enjoy things like electro swing and would actively switch his dance style (enjoy the swing dancing mental image)

if y'all listen to music together that doesn't have much bass/beat I think it's slowly turn into pony by habit

he's a horse and I'm basing it off of the fact the song is Pony, do with that as you will

though all of his outfits have the overall and hat combo, I do think he also has the sagging pants and open shirt outfit on very rare occasions too (begging someone to draw this ngl)

I also want more people to draw his small fucked up form that appears during the exorcism, and whenever he tweaks out

on that note, he needs a host every once in a while. Taking liberties there I like to imagine it like Venom if he's weak enough/if a person is powerful enough

he calls you a doodoohead etc if you don't listen while he's in the backseat

this does probably mean being on a people's soul/on brand soda diet, so rip ur wallet probably

if you take his hat count your nanoseconds

Samsonite is playful/a tease, he likes to torment before taking people as a host or to his domain I feel like it's a given

if we go with the headcanon that he's a pig, he snorts for laughter

his domain reaches not only closets, drawers and bed undersides, but I also like to think this means any larger pieces of room furniture

he 100% uses this to jumpscare you or pulling you off the bed just cause

I think this would also allow him to travel via luggage

he can become pocket sized, let him have an iPod to listen to fr

he probably disappears for months at a time before coming back regularly, he's gotta feed

I think he'd adore scratches/pets

on that note watch out for biting or potentially ur soul being eaten (it's worth it though)

on the fence about how I see this, but I think touch is a one way street more often than not

but that could also be why he likes scratches and pets whenever he allows them

self-inflicted touch starved LMAO

if you think of him romantically, hear me out on doomed relationship cause technically he is one of the "great old ones"

denies each trip without taking you to the domain as stalling because he is attached but his survival needs mean more

using you as a host because in a way its a compromise, the best that both of your limits can offer anyway Anyway, I'm insane and if yall want something specific lmk :]

[smalltownbeautyqueen]

Milkshakes and Leather

(Eddie Munson x gn!Reader)

You've been pining after a certain metal head since freshman year and you finally got up the nerve to ask him out.

Word count: 872

Content warnings: food mention, cussing, kissing, eddie and reader being sappy

You had been pining after Eddie for so long. It's so long that you have finally caught up to him in grade. It had been three years of admiring the back of his beautiful curly head and trying to hide your smile when he climbed on the cafeteria tables for his many grand proclamations. Finally, a week before summer break, you had worked up the nerve to ask him out. 

Now, the two of you sat in a slightly sticky booth in a diner a few miles outside Hawkins. "Are you okay?" Eddie's concerned tone shook you from your quiet contemplations. "Yeah, I'm fine. Why?" you ask, confused. "You're shaking like a chihuahua that's gotta take a shit," He explains. A bead of sweat makes its journey down your brow. "Oh," you mumble, embarrassed. "I'm just cold." You had lied to your dream boy. It was 80 degrees outside; no one in Indiana was "cold."

 You had been so nervous and excited about this date that you couldn't contain it. Eddie smiles at you, sending another kaleidoscope of butterflies through your veins. He reaches across the table and picks up your hand, rubbing his thumb across your knuckles. You look into his eyes and notice a slight pink blush spread across his cheeks. Your moment is interrupted by your server returning with your milkshakes and fries. Or... milkshake? You thought you had ordered two milkshakes, but there was only one glass and two straws. 

"Thanks, Steve," Eddie smiles up at your server. "It was Robin's idea," Steve explains. Confused, you look over at the blonde who winks at you in return. "Hey! Look at that!" Eddie exclaims. As you turn your head your cheek is confronted with the sticky wetness of whipped cream. "Eddie!" you squeal. He bursts into laughter at the look on your face. "God, you're so annoying," You tease. He winks at you as he pops a french fry in his mouth. "You know you love me," he flirts back. The two of you finish your shared milkshake and fries and leave the restaurant. 

Eddie bumps his shoulder into yours as you walk down the street to where he had parked his rustbucket of a van. "Oh! I love that jacket!" you stop in the middle of the sidewalk, causing Eddie to bump into you from behind. To steady himself, Eddie wraps his arms around your waist pulling you to his chest. You shiver, although this time the reason wasn't your nerves. "Stay here for a second, 'kay?" Eddie tells you. "Mhm," you respond. He darts into the store with the cute jacket in the window. You figure he needs to use the restroom, seeing as how he drank practically a gallon of Mtn. Dew on your date. 

After a few minutes, a pair of hands cover your eyes. "I got you a surprise..." Eddie sing-songs, as he removes his hands from your face. "What? You didn't have to do that." You turn around expecting to see a bouquet of flowers, instead, Eddie is holding the leather jacket you had been admiring in the store window. "No way!" Your mouth gapes in shock. "Eddie, this is too much!" You hold the jacket to your chest. "Well, I remembered you were cold at dinner, so I thought this might warm you up." He explains. "Try it on!" Eddie urges. You slip the supple sleeves over your arms. "Thank you so much!" You gush.

 "You look beautiful." His voice is lowered to a near whisper as he steps closer to you. The tension between you is palpable. A warmth spreads across your cheeks as you close the gap, giving Eddie a quick peck on the chin. "Is this okay?" You ask. "Yes," Eddie responds breathlessly. You kiss him, slow and gentle at first, then deeper as he grabs the back of your head to pull you further into the kiss. Eddie kisses like his life depends on it. You separate, feeling dizzy and giddy.

 "Eddie, I have to tell you something," you start as Eddie grabs your hand and you begin walking again. "Of course. What do you need, Babe?" Eddie responds. "I'm not cold." You blurt out. "Okay," Eddie seems confused. "I never was cold," you explain further. He looks at you, his brows knitted. "What do you mean?" Eddie asks. "You were shaking." "I was so nervous that I guess it had to come out one way or another." You respond. Eddie begins to laugh. "What?" you ask. "You were nervous?" He asks incredulously. "Yeah, of course I was," you answer. "Sweetheart, I was so fucking nervous I had to smoke a cigarette before I knocked on your door. I mean, do you know how metal it was for you to ask me out?" He exclaims. "Really?" You ask. "Of course!" Eddie smiles at you. "And you're not mad I lied to you?" You ask. "Never." Eddie shakes his curly head. The two of you smile at each other. This is exactly what you have been dreaming of for the past three years.

A/N: thanks so much for reading! any interaction is welcome! dividers credit: @dollicacy cover image from pinterest

[freakinnefor]

last post got me thinking, what are cal and andre’s drink preferences?

i know drinking culture is incredibly different in america, you don’t see as many drunk kids over that side of the pond, but also - i might just be scottish. anyway, i have very specific headcanons about what those two neeerdssss enjoy under the cut

cal

- cal likes strong shit. doesn’t matter the taste, if it gets him drunk, he’s drinking it.

- vodka, jaegermeister, unironically quite enjoys wine

- prefers white/rosé wine, and usually drinks it from the bottle. glasses are too dainty

- midday vodka redbull is essential

- " im not an alcoholic i just enjoy the finer things " level denial

- fucking hates beer and will only drink it if he’s DEPRESSED depressed

- also cannot stand gin! will not touch gin under any circumstances, thinks it’s evil, calls it gods greatest mistake etc. that boy takes his gin hating seriously

- masterful at taking shots. like does it with the grace of a swan

- king of mixers. once drank jaegermeister infused mtn dew

andre

- fairly different to cal, cares a lot about the taste, and doesn’t give a shit about how strong what he’s drinking is

- beer man, through and through. doesn’t trust much else

- dislikes doing shots, vodka burns his throat, but doesn’t mind a shot of sambuca every now and then. he’s fucking awful at doing it though, always coughs or chokes or something daft

- specifically a big fan of red stripe and coors. real dad beer

- sometimes enjoys a whiskey and coke, but like.. super rarely. really needs to be in a specific mood

- hates wine. REALLY hates white wine. thinks cal is weird for drinking it so much

- doesn’t drink often

- also hates gin, just not on the same level as cal

[antiquepearlss]

sinces its basically fall i have an itsy bitsy question for u

who in the tts cast do u think likes pumpkin spice drinks/food/idek atp and who do u think, thinks its a big fad/dislikes it?

personally i think rapunzel likes it, varian is kinda "eh" about it(he enjoys hot cocoa more), eugene thinks its a big fad(but he dabbles in it from time to time), lance likes it more than raps, catalina and kiera DESPISE it, and cass doesnt like fall that much bcuz shes allergic to pollen(she also hates spring bcuz of pollen)(cass being allergic to pollen hc)

I’ve now seen two people say Varian wouldn’t like pumpkin spice lattes, but I disagree. I headcanon him as both a coffee drinker and a sweets lover, so naturally he would love very sugary coffees. Not necessarily 99% milk (like Rapunzel) but he’s always getting sweet lattes, frappes, and various affogatos and cappuccinos. And I think as someone who grew up eating a lot of pumpkin pie and various pumpkin treats (as Quirin is a pumpkin farmer), I think he would enjoy a psl, especially if it includes real pumpkin. But yes, hot chocolate is the superior beverage to him.

I agree that Rapunzel and Lance also love them, and Eugene doesn’t really care for them but will drink one for the sake of being trendy or for matching instagram pics with Raps or Lance. Eugene is someone who is committed to being trendy and setting trends (to an extent ofc) meanwhile Rapunzel and Lance just like them. Even if Rapunzel more often than not gets cream based pumpkin spice Frappuccinos than lattes (look she doesn’t really like coffee okay.)

And yeah, I can’t see the girls liking them either. Cat doesn’t like coffee, she prefers tea, and Kiera thinks they’re too sweet, she prefers diet mtn dew. Same with Cass and Hugo, they don’t drink it either. She drinks her coffee with like, one sugar packet and an ounce of milk. (I can see Cass and Cat drinking pumpkin spice chai tea) Hugo also strikes me as someone who prefers his coffee black, because it’s more practical and “cooler,” and he really doesn’t care about being trendy. If anything, he doesn��t drink them to avoid being “basic.” (also I hc he hates pumpkin)

I can see Cassie liking fall but hating pollen, and despising spring, so she prefers winter. She likes it when everything is dead and isn’t bothering her (like bugs or Rapunzel stopping her every twenty seconds to point out a cool flower.) Also I love her being allergic to pollen that’s weirdly funny to me.

[bard-of-beasts]

Favorite Earth Drinks of the Beta Trolls Headcanons (by bard-of-beasts)

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Authors note: First time listing and posting my headcanons! Will definately try to make more. You can also request me for head canons for characters of any fandoms I'm in. I hope you enjoy!

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𝙰𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚘: 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎

No sugar, no milk, nothing.

Makes a pot every day.

Has it for whenever she needs it.

Isn't really caffeine addicted to it though, she's not crazy about it.

She will drink it pretty much any hour of the day though.

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𝚃𝚊𝚟𝚛𝚘𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚖: 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚊

I feel like him and his dancestor would love Mexican drinks and food.

Sometimes he has his own powder mixture, but also keeps some in the fridge that he's prepared beforehand.

Whenever he takes his first sip, he's smiling happily.

God, he's just as sweet as this drink, it's adorable ♥︎.

Vriska has stolen some though just to be a prick.

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𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚡 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚛: 𝟽-𝚄𝙿

He drinks this shit so much that at times he just has a pile of the empty cans somewhere in his hive.

And oh my god, it's actually terrible.

He often drinks the original, but he likes other flavors too.

As long as it's 7-UP, he'll take it.

His hive reeks of it at times.

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𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚅𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜: 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚕𝚕

He can be aggressive like a bull too when he's hooked on this-.

He has a bit of a caffeine addiction from this, but he can go through a day with just 1 normal sized can.

Even though the original isn't the most flavorful, he's fine with that, he doesn't even care really.

He has tried the other flavors though.

If he's feeling pretty generous, he'll let Dave have a sip.

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𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝙻𝚎𝚒𝚓𝚘𝚗: 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚎𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚋𝚊

Loves every flavor of milk tea boba.

Really enjoys nibbling on the boba balls.

Sometimes Equius gets her a cup!

She has tried showing him how to get the straw into the cup to keep the film on top.

Alas, he broke the cup and it spilled everywhere, as expected.

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𝙺𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚢𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚖: 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙻𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚎

Fancy drink for a rather fancy bitch, and rightfully so.

She always has it in a tall, clear glass with ice cubes and a little lemon slice on the rim.

Not sure if she would do this without realizing it or not, but whenever she is drinking this, she crosses her legs.

She usually makes some in a pig pitcher for herself and Rose.

She enjoys the flavor, as it's not overwhelmingly sweet, yet not bitter.

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𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚣𝚒 𝙿𝚢𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎: 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚃𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎

Loves it most with extra cherry syrup.

The redder, the tastier it is, especially for her tastebuds.

Gets as much of these as possible.

There are many cases even where Karkat has to physically stop her from drinking more than she can handle.

When this happens, she's pouting.

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𝚅𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚊 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚝: 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛

She just gives the vibe she would love this, change my mind.

Enjoys every flavor, no matter how much some of them taste like battery acid.

Whenever she finishes her can, she crushes it with her metal arm and chucks it at the back of Tavros' head.

Much more caffeine addicted than Karkat.

How much she drinks in a day can vary.

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𝙴𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚉𝚊𝚑𝚑𝚊𝚔: 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜

CHUGGING. LIKE DAMN BRO NO ONE TRYNA TAKE IT-.

Because he's chugging so much, sometimes it dribbles down his chin.

When he's done, he chuckles the bottle into the trash, the bottle breaking every time.

He always gets some when Nepeta has her boba.

One time Nepeta even swiped (pun intended) a container of protein powder just for him.

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𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚣𝚎𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚊: 𝙵𝚊𝚢𝚐𝚘 & 𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙳𝚎𝚠

Mtn. Dew just because outside of Detroit, it's very hard to come across Faygo anywhere really.

So when he can't get his hands on Faygo, Mtn. Dew is his next choice.

Both are very sugary and sweet, after all!

His lips are always a bit sticky whenever he's drinking either of these.

Besides, the color of the original Mtn. Dew reminds him of his pies.

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𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊: 𝙱𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚢

Won't let ANY Troll even touch his drink, besides Feferi.

"Get your grubby land dwweller hands away"

Only drinks the original, never drink the flavored ones really.

He never drinks the flavored ones because he gives them to Feferi.

Always keeps the cans in a very clean acrylic drawer in the fridge.

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𝙵𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒 𝙿𝚎𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚜: 𝙻𝚊 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚒𝚡

Unlike Eridan, she sometimes offers a can to a Troll friend.

No one really accepts them though, just because it's not really their thing, besides Kanaya and Eridan.

She especially loves the fruity hints in the sparkling water

She does enjoy the flavored bubbly drinks Eridan gives her too!

Fuck it, I guess many sea dwellers love fancy drinks in my book.

[thesnailkiwi]

1, 2, 8, 12, 17, 18, 19, 22, 23, and 25 for traffic life?

1. The character everyone gets wrong

Okay, see, I know people have different ideas and opinions and headcannons, but OH. MY. GOSH. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED.

The MCYT fandom makes me want to scream half the time. I'm gonna say it. Everyone gets BadBoyHalo wrong. Skeppy, Tommyinnit, JSchlatt, Stressmonster, Niki, and a bunch more, too. Half the time I want to explode in this fandom, so I stick with fanart, unless it's flower husbands. Because most FH shippers can read the characters well.

Musical theatre. People always (well, okay, not *always*) get Heather McNamara wrong when acting. I've seen so many awful versions. And Jenna Rolan from Be More Chill, especially when writing fanfic. Though, lemme tell you, all the characters in Be Less Single (BMC dating sim fan game) were spot on. Perfect, I tell you.

2. Compelling argument why my fave would never top or bottom

OKAY SO LISTEN UP, FUCKERS. MICHAEL MELL IS A SWITCH AND I STAND BY THAT.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

8. Common fandom opinion everyone is wrong about

I'm overthinking. This could either mean opinions ABOUT fandom or fandom discourse. I'm assuming the latter.

I dunno man. I don't pay attention much to other people's opinions. I mean, if they badmouth my blorbos, I will have a compelling argument why the are the best being to exist. Headcannon-wise? I mean, okay, I really don't want this taken the wrong way *at all*. But I don't like it when people include [insert character] is trans/queer/pronouns/mental disability if it doesnt have anything to do with the fafic/story that's being told. I understand if you project or write a vent fic or whatever, because those are things to get out of your brain, or if you headcannon this or that, I get it. But if it has no relevance at all to the story, *if it isn't even mentioned*, DONT PUT IT IN THE GODDAMN TAGS.

It's not really a heated opinion, but I needed that out there.

I don't really like to shit on other people's headcannons. But if the opinion is "glup shitto is a bad character", OR FUKIGN WHATEVER THE FUCK THE MCYT SPACE DID TO NIKI, then I will fight you.

WAIT WAIT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TOMMYINNIT X HERMITCRAFT. OR TOMMYINNIT X EMPIRES. UGH. I HATE IT SO MUCH.

12. The unpopular character I like and everyone else hates

Okay. Listen. Purpled. Barely anyone paid attention to that guy because he wasn't a "main character" (there were none in the DSMP, people.) And everyone doesn't like his character after what he did to Slime. But I feel like he's a super deep character that gets overlooked. Quackity literally blew up his house and forced him to go live in Las Nevadas. Quackity also took a lot more from him, too. And when he killed/kidnapped Slime, he was projecting and let all of his grief out on the thing that Quackity cared about, since everything Purpled loved was taken from him.

17. There should be more of this type of fic/art

Okay okay okay. But like, guys. Coffee shop au's. It's simple, right? It's one of the most well known. BUT JESUS, BMC FANDOM, THERE ARE LIKE 5 TOTAL ON AO3. SOULMATE ONES, TOO.

Speaking of soulmates, the Hermitcraft/Life series doesn't have that many non-canon function ones. Like, I want to see timers. Or strings. Or the characters see color for the first time. Or the place their soulmate touches them first changes colors. There's not many.

18. It's absolutely criminal the fandom has been sleeping on...

The MCYT fandom has been sleeping on a bunch of damned bricks, don't even get me started.

There's too much to put for the MCYT fandom.

The BMC fandom has been sleeping on the wholeass line of "If Christine likes me in the end, will I be able to pretend I didn't fail my one real friend?" And all of the hidden stuff in the music. Like how in the broadway version, in The Play, the backtrack plays LGW when Jeremy gives Christine the Mtn Dew Red.

19. I'm mad/ashamed/horrified that I like...

I'm not answering this one. I apologize, but these heinous words do not need to be said to the entire world.

22. The favorite part of Canon everyone ignores

MCYT: everyone ignores smaller creators and literally the entire Canon. So all of it.

BMC: okay, listen, the silver hair the squip has is an absolute banger, okay??? And let's talk about that entire couch scene where Christine rejects Jeremy.

23. The ship I'm unwillingly coming around to

Majorwood. Kill me. I hate it so much omg but like, it slaps.

25. Annoying common fandom complaint

Uh, guys, it's okay to like the Era when ranboo and tubbo were friends. It's not taboo. I still go back and watch vods.

Sorry that one genuinely pisses me off whenever I see people like, "I wish that never happened". Like, guys, don't ignore important parts of what got ranboo to who he is and where he is today. Educate the young boobers. It's not wrong to like when two people are friends.

Then I hate it when people complain about shipping convex and are like "they're brothers!" No, they're not. That's your headcannon, not mine. Same with Grian and Jimmy. They aren't brothers. You can ship them if you want, just don't make it weird.

Anyway, thank you as per usual for sending me the ask, trash the beloved

[whoiskt]

Grad School Q2 - Week 6

A day later again but by god we are doing this.

I drew feet (🤮) I also drew hands but you know I be drawing hands.

Went to a talk by Stephen Sliver who was the character designer for Kim Possible and Danny Phantom. I thought it was super cool! Although it was kind of a like a motivational speech? But he gave good tips for storyboarding portfolios. All and all, I had a good time.

I also finally started my FIRST EVER COMIC SCRIPT!!!

Here's the first page:

PAGE 1 PANEL ONE: Wide shot. The void of space. A single ship floats through the grand emptiness. PANEL TWO: Inside the ship is CAPTAIN XANDER, a 37-year-old long-haul interstellar transporter. He doesn't take care of himself too well-- his hair is greasy, untidy, his coveralls have stains on him, and the area is littered with empty Cosmic Dew cans (like Mtn Dew but space-themed). He’s alone at the helm of the ship  but the ship practically flies itself, he’s paying it no mind, instead focusing on a single display screen off to the right of him. PANEL THREE: Xander converses with the onboard navigational AI on the display, ASTOR, who is displaying a map. Astor indicates it’s speaking by a waveform at the bottom of the navigation console. An area is highlighted in front of the ship. 1) ASTOR: There is a storm on our current path to Proxibe. I suggest rerouting to stop at the satellite stop located 4 AU further.

Sorry, there's no good way to translate the formatting to tumblr but I trust you that I probably maybe formatted it correctly.

It actually was kind of a chill week, which was good because my parents came to visit this weekend and I got the chance to just hang out with them without stressing about school too much! HUZZAH!

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

502 of 2023

I cry every time I laugh. I am an insomniac. I am an perfectionist. I love to look good. I want a puppy so bad. I find people fascinating. I do not smoke, drink, do drugs, etc. I am a deep, thoughtful person. I love to give compliments. I am impatient. I am not difficult to please. I love to write. I lately have an obsession with the color purple. I feel like I have found my true love, but can not have him right now. I rarely cry. I am obsessed with shoes. I am always listening to music. I am a born-again Christian. I am happy with who I am. I am sarcastic when I am upset. I am a flirt. I do not trust girls. I am very friendly, yet quiet. I am an optomist. I am an Mtn Dew addict. I hate not knowing. I love to smile. I am a die hard Denver Bronco fan. I have a fairly good understanding of myself. I am afraid of the future. I am often too self absorbed. I think too much. I come across kind of ditzy. I spend my summers playing tennis. I have more guy friends than female friends. I love to listen to what people have to say. I love looking at the stars. I find happiness in the small things. I am very sad and hopeless when I get depressed. I am a sucker for pretty eyes. I love rain showers. I am the youngest of five children. I love rarely, but deeply. I am not musical, but I try to be. I am an organizer. I am indesicive. I am not athletic, but I try. I laugh at just about anything. I am done with relationships and love. I enjoy learning and schoolwork. I find zebra print awesome. I love to give compliments. I rather have lots of friends, rather than a few close friends.

[sebastianstangirl01]

Pushy

Title: Pushy

Pairing: Chris Evans x Daughter!Reader

Warnings: talk of pressure to have sex, language, attempted sexual assault, arguing, Chris being a protective dad.

Summary: Reader feels pressure by her boyfriend to have sex for the first time, not only in their relationship but her entire life. When she says no her boyfriend doesn’t react too well, Chris finds the reader shaking and crying when he gets home from the set of “Defending Jacob” and goes into protective dad mode.

Authors Note: This is my first writing, so please be nice! If you have any tips at all I would love to hear them, I’m always looking to improve!! I hope you all enjoy!❤️

Y/N= Your Name

Y/NN= Your Nickname

Please message me requests!!!

Readers Age is 17

High school relationships were difficult, especially when you are the daughter of Chris Evans. Everyone is always watching over your shoulder waiting for you to make a mistake.

Just as everyone claims Chris did.

Chris got his high school girl friend pregnant when they were 23. Normally that wouldn’t be such a big deal, 23 was definitely old enough to have a family.

But Chris was just starting to become famous and shine in the spotlight, everyone called Chris and his girlfriend irresponsible and that having a kid at his age would ruin his career.

Obviously Chris never listened to what people thought, he has always wanted to have a family and he was completely fine with having a baby at 23.

Y/N’s mother on the other hand, not so much.

She up and left the day she was released from the hospital after giving birth to Y/N never to be heard from again, leaving Chris to balance raising a baby all alone and the rise of his career.

Now, 17 years later if you were to ask Chris if he would change getting Y/N’s mother pregnant he always said no. That having Y/N was the greatest blessing of his life.

Being Chris’s daughter was a big responsibility and though she loved her dad more than anything in the world, she always wondered if she was enough.

Because of her dad working so much, though he always brought Y/N with him anywhere he filmed not wanting to leave her with anyone else. Y/N always thought that she needed some validation from a man she wanted someone of her own.

That’s when she met Jack Stone, the boy was the star quarterback of the football team and a total ladies man. At first Y/N wanted nothing to do with Jack’s womanizer attitude but eventually and after many many pleas she said yes to a date with him.

That was 7 months ago and the couple are the new it couple at school. The star quarterback and the daughter of a famous actor, everyone thought they were so perfect.

If only they looked past the curtains that were always drawn, keeping everyone from seeing the war brewing inside the house.

It was very well known that Jack was in no way shape or form a virgin. His sexcapades were published all over the school, but for Y/N it was different. She had never been with a boy like that before, sure she had done other things.

She’s 17 not a prude, but she had never went as far as having actual sex.

And it was obvious tonight that Jack was starting to loose his patients.

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Chris was stuck at the set of the show he was filming, meaning that he wouldn’t be home for a few hours. So Y/N did what any other teenage girl would have done, she invited Jack over.

Y/N was rushing around the living room making sure everything was in place, she had ordered some pizza and gotten Mtn. Dew which is both her and Jacks favorite drinks. Poor Dodger just laid on the couch watching the girl rush around, propping his head in his favorite Lion toy.

“Ok Dodge. Do you think he’ll like it?” Y/N asked sitting down next to the furry friend

Obviously Dodger didn’t answer, but he moved his head so it was laying on her lap making Y/N smile and pet his soft fur.

“I think so too.“ Y/N said kissing his snout

Suddenly the doorbell rang making Dodger pop his head up and growl in defense.

“It’s ok, it’s just Jack.” Y/N said patting his head as she got up from the couch

She opened the door and smiled at her boyfriend, who only gave her a small one back.

“Hey babe, come on in. I ordered us some pizza.” Y/N smiled holding the door open wider

“Great.” Jack nodded stepping into the house

“Dad won’t be back for a while, so I just figured we could hang out and watch a movie or two.” Y/N shrugged sitting back down on the couch

Dodger could be seen walking out of the living room and into the kitchen where his water and food bowl is, his toy lion being dragged by his side.

“You sure all you want to do is watch movies?” Jack asked with a smirk sitting next to her and putting his arm around her shoulder making Y/N shift uncomfortably

“I’m sure, so which do you want to pick first. I know you like Remember the Titans and Rookie of the Year.” Y/N said leaning forward and grabbing the remote

Jack sighed in frustration and took his arm off her shoulder, reaching down for a piece of pizza.

“I don’t care, either is fine I guess.” Jack said before taking a bite

“Ok, I think Rookie of the Year first because it’s funny. Then if dad isn’t back we can watch Remember the Titans.” Y/N said scrolling over to the movie

“Great.” Jack sighed

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As time had passed Y/N noticed Jack had been getting more and more touchy. It started with him wrapping his arm around her shoulder, which was nothing new but the way he did it and jerked her into his side felt different.

It wasn’t as soft and loving as normal, it was rough and needy.

As the movie played Jack started moving his hands other places, settling on her cheek and her inner thighs. Y/N would occasionally shift uncomfortably but that only made Jack grip onto her tighter.

“Is everything alright?” Y/N asked when she felt Jack start to pepper kisses on her neck

“What do you mean? Of course everything is alright, what am I not allowed to kiss my girlfriend anymore?” Jack asked in a agitated tone

“You don’t have to get so upset, I was just asking. You seemed to be frustrated with me earlier and now your all over me.” Y/N said

“My bad for actually wanting to touch my girlfriend.” Jack said

“I don’t care if you touch me or not, but this feels different Jack. It feels like there some ulterior motives.” Y/N said

“And what if there are?” Jack asked leaning forward to capture her lips with his

Y/N jerked back in surprise when Jack’s lips touched hers, the kiss was nothing like the ones they had shared before. This one was rough and hungry. Jack’s hands moved all around Y/N’s body making her squirm uncomfortably, but Jack just pushed her back with his weight so she was now laying against the couch with Jack on top of her.

Y/N could feel her chest tighten with panic as Jacks hands made their way underneath her shirt and gravitated towards her chest. She tried to use her hands to push him off her, but he grabbed them both in one hand and held them above her head.

Compared to Jack, Y/N’s strength was nothing. She was smaller around 5’7 and 110 pounds while Jack was 6’4 and 230 pounds. It was easy for him to overpower her. Jack broke the kiss between them and started trailing kisses down her neck.

“Jack! Jack stop!” Y/N exclaimed wiggling underneath him

“You owe me this Y/N. We’ve been together for 7 months and you haven’t let me fuck you yet, it’s ridiculous!” Jack exclaimed getting off Y/N who immediately scrambled off the couch standing across the room behind one of the chairs.

“You knew that I don’t want to have sex Jack. You knew this for months, it’s not something that I just want to rush into.” Y/N said

“It’s been 7 months. How are you not ready?” Jack asked fuming

“Well for one, I refuse to be just another notch on your belt of sluts you hooked up with before we got together. And two, if your going to react like this when I tell you I don’t want to have sex and try to force me into it then I’m definitely not going to trust you with my body!” Y/N exclaimed

“You know what, fuck you Y/N! I only got with you anyway to see how long it would take for me to be able to fuck superstar actor Chris Evans’s little princess. Your not worth it, we’re done.” Jack said before storming out of the house and slamming the door shut making Y/N flinch.

Y/N was in shock, Jack only wanted to be with her for sex. Did he ever really love her?

Millions of questions ran through her head as she sat back down on the couch, she didn’t even notice she was crying until a tear drop fell onto her hand. Y/N curled up on the couch and cried.

She felt Dodger jump up on to the couch beside her and nudge her with his snout, making a whining noise like he knew she was upset.

Y/N just opened her arms and Dodger climbed into her lap allowing Y/N to wrap her arms around the dog hiding her face in his fur as Dodger licked her face hoping to make his “sister” feel better.

Y/N was too lost in her own thoughts to notice the door opening and the concerned face of Chris when he saw his daughter curled up sobbing on the couch. He quickly closed the door behind him and walked over to the couch sitting in front of Y/N and grabbing her hand.

Y/N jumped and looked up seeing her dads worried gaze, she gently pushed Dodger off her lap and moved forwards so she was curled up on Chris’s lap, he wrapped his arms in a protective hold around his daughters body and placed soothing kissed on the top of her head.

“What’s wrong honey?” Chris asked bringing his hand up to gently wipe the tears off Y/N’s face

“Jack broke up with me.” Y/N hiccuped as she tried to control her tears

“What? He broke up with you? Why?” Chris asked confused, from what he knew they both really liked each other

“I can’t tell you it’s weird.” Y/N shook her head

“Y/NN, you can tell me anything. It won’t be weird I promise, but if something has you this torn up then I need to know.” Chris said

“For a few months Jacks been trying to get me to do stuff.” Y/N said looking down

“What stuff?“ Chris asked confused

“You know… sex stuff.” Y/N said

“Oh.” Chris mumbled, not wanting to think about his baby having sex. “And did anything ever happen.”

“No! God no! I didn’t want to and I told him that, I guess he just though that the longer we were together it would change my mind. Tonight he came over to watch some movies, and started kissing me and pinned me to the couch. I kept on telling him to stop and he wouldn’t, he had both my arms pinned. But then he let go of them and I started to push him away and he just stopped and got really mad and yelled at me and said the only reason he was with me was so he could and I quote ‘fuck superstar actor Chris Evan’s little princess’ then he told me we were done and left.” Y/N explained as she felt Chris tense underneath her and hold her tighter.

“Are you hurt?” Chris asked

“No, I’m just upset. I didn’t think he was like that Dad.” Y/N said

“Well he’s not worth it. If he’s going to make you feel like you are obligated to do anything with him just because he’s your boyfriend then he’s not the guy for you. He’s lucky that I can’t track him down and beat his ass for treating you like this.” Chris said making Y/N chuckle

Chris was always the cool and fun dad. But when Y/N was in trouble Y/N would always say he turned into Steve Rogers, no one got away with hurting his family.

“And because of what happened I will overlook you having a boy over when I’m not home. But don’t let it happen again.” Chris said making Y/N nod

“I won’t. I love you dad.” Y/N said wrapping her arms around his waist

“I love you more.” Chris smiled

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A drabble where character A is really sleepy but trying to fight it, and character B exasperatedly tells/helps them fall asleep? Because your local mtn dew goth is wore out. You don't have to do this lol

Some more blood to the head would keep him awake still, Vio considered as he shook his head, willing to keep himself awake despite how much his body protested. He inverts himself on the chair, reading upside-down in hopes that he can stay awake just long enough to get to the next chapter. He was in the middle of the climax! It would be criminal to leave it aside now.

Sure, each word was blurring into another and he had to reread paragraphs again and again just to get exactly what he was reading into his head, but still. Setting aside a book mid-chapter was still a criminal offense.

A voice startles him away from his book, and definitely not him nodding off again.

"Gods. Vio? You're still up?"

Vio squints, frowning as he picks himself off of the floor (when did that happen?) and sits himself back down in the chair. "What do you mean, 'still up?'" he says.

Blue crosses his arms. "The sun is rising and you're still out here, and you look like you decided the grocery bags belong under your eyes."

"It's not that bad," Vio scowls. "Besides, I'm nearly done reading. It'll only take about 20 minutes..."

Blue just gives him an exasperated look. "It's words on a page, Vi. They'll still be there when you wake up."

"I'm in the middle of a chapter!" Vio huffs. "At least let me finish it."

"And how long have you been in the middle of that chapter?" Blue walks over to him, and his form sways as Vio blinks away the drowsiness that wanted to drown him.

"Uh..." Vio squints at the nearby clock. "An hour?!" he says, eyes widening in shock.

"Yep, you're going to bed."

Vio's world once again tilts and blurs as Blue picks him up, tossing him over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. "Wha- hey! Put me down!"

Blue tucks in a bookmark and lays the book on the side table, unperturbed as Vio pounds his fists against his back. "Your punches feel like wet bagels, my lanky boy," he notes as he strides down the hall to Vio's bedroom. "String bean looking ass."

"You're just mad that I'm taller than you," Vio grunts, letting himself go limp. It wasn't worth what little energy he had left to fight against Blue. Perhaps later he could give him a lesson after carrying him around like this...

"At least I'm built and look like I fit my clothes," Blue hums as he sets Vio into his bed. The mess of his sheets may make his skin crawl, but it made it very easy for him to throw them over Vio.

Vio grunts, tugging them over himself. Already he could feel his body giving up for good, sleep dragging him into its depths.

"Want me to sing you a lullaby too?" Blue grins.

"Fuck off."

"Heh. Goodnight then, you dumbass."

[nostalgiapocalypse]

is it because of the mind control tictac joke? /j

(no but fr if you wanna share please share :eyes: )

okay GOODNESS GRACIOUS i can't fine the rant about it i SWEAR it was on this blog but anyways

this isn't really a solid au thing but i think it would be interesting to explore anyways its under the cut i guess

basically like?? the squip squad works with squips i guess?? it's a very vague au and it would technically follow the events of ij in a very thinly veiled way?? idk this is mostly just me thinking about them doing shenanigans in a cognito-esque setting (and with the events of the show the roles wouldn't serve as what they do in the situation because it would fluctuate based off whats most in character)

SO CHARACTER ROLES...

this is based off more premise of what they do vs the expectation of matching personality because i like experimentation <3

michael would be in reagan's role based off the fact that he knows the most about the squips with rich following a close second, and also because i put...

jeremy in the role of brett!!! hoo boy angst train choo choo!! he becomes a new hire and eventually gets into a nostalgia max type situation with a vat of weird sciency old mtn dew <3 anyways...

jeremy's SQUIP would be robotus alpha beta?? evil robot tries to take over humanity?? oh well now you're ab okay? <3 so jeremy is the one to sort of revive squip in this situation because he's like "okay yeah squips are useful and this squip is powerful i guess?? okay hi squip" and he bribes him with the first 6 episodes of the good place instead of friends because the good place is a good freaking show

the other roles fluctuate quite a bit but it's more or less the rest of the guys as the rest of the gang, maybe possibly rich as andre or something

jenna would be in gigi's role because they have. QUITE a bit in common. i legit looked at gigi like oh, you're known for gossip and spreading information AND you get pushed aside and ignored most of the time and no one appreciates you for your other qualities?? wow that totally doesn't sound like a certain character from a musical from 2015 about supercomputers ahahahaha

also i think chloe works alongside jenna too because i dont wanna forget about the other girls </3

im making christine and brooke a duo because I CARE THEM SO MUCH <3 i wish i could assign brooke a role other than glenn's </3 christine would also be in a brett type of role i think?? her and jeremy get combined because i can do that

jake and rich are still a duo so they're in the roles of andre and myc i GUESS

SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS POST I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER

[the-cookies-of-darkness]

Greetings. Welcome to the dark side.

Keep in mind this blog is on it's own timeline that's a mix of Ovenbreak and Kingdom. At this point if a new cookie of darkness appears canonly, that's future me's problem. Sorry future me.

QUICK DISCLAIMER I'M ADDING TO THE TOP OF THE POST:

You might find this blog through me tagging "Jax". "Jax" is an anonymous friend of mine, and I've been using the tag before the first episode of Circus came out. Sure I peered into the full tag now and then and saw bunny boy, but I thought it was just a character in a niche fandom. Changing all the posts tagged "jax" would be too much of a hassle, and changing the tag to a new one would make me want to do that.

You will not find the bunny-looking-boy here.

My friend has had the nickname for over 3 years according to him. If you see this blog or my side blog @voidbears-oc-stash while going through the jax tag, just keep scrolling 😊 (lighthearted! If you send me a death threat I'll block you.)

Canon Darkness Cookies available to be asked:

Dark Enchantress

Dark Choco

Pomegranate

Licorice

Poison Mushroom

Red Velvet

The Chess Choco Twins

Matcha

Affogato

Choco Werehound Brute tho he isn't a cookie

Cakeberus even tho he isn't a cookie (yes, he can talk in the blog now. The middle head's name is Cross, the curved horn's head name is Max, and the goofy head's name is Goofy)

Canon Non-Darkness Cookies available to be asked:

Strawberry Crepe (was unclear at the time of making this blog if they were with the Cookies Of Darkness or not)

Lobster (Same as Crepe)

Truffle, since Licorice is now living with her

Snakefruit

Strawberry Shortcake

OCs available to be asked:

Nightshade Cookie(uses he/him)

Salak Cookie(uses she/her) (<- I made her before Snakefruit became a canon thing, but you can ask her about it(Snakefruit is a different way to say the fruit Salak-))

Void Cookie(Uses he/him)

Coconut Pecan Cookie(uses she/they leaning she, and her name can be shortened to CocoP)

Bugtrap "Pitcher Plant" Cookie/Dragon(uses he/they)

Soap Cookie and his pet Defensive Ducky(uses he/him)

Frostbite Dragon and Christmas Cactus Cookie(Frostbite uses she/they leaning she, and CCactus(short for Christmas Cactus) uses she/her. The two are lumped together in the list because they're basically always by each other)

Atemoya Cookie (he/him)

Thimbleberry Cookie(she/her)

G and The Witch(G usually uses he/him, but he doesn't mind being called a they or an it)

Miracle Berry (she/her)

[Technically not an OC since it is the Strawberry Jam Sword, but their name is Soive and are now controlling a tree. Doesn't mind being called a he.]

Muenster Cookie and Monster Cookie [She/they. They're both separate consciousnesses in the same body, only one can take control at a time and the appearance changes based on who's in control.]

DANK Enchantress Cookie

DANK Choco Cookie

DANK Force Suit Hero Cookie

DANK Magic Hat Cream Puff Cookie

DANK Cacao Cookie

🅱️lack Licorice Cookie

Mtn Dew Mushroom Cookie

Enchantberus (a mix of Cakeberus, Dark Enchantress, Dank Enchantress, and Chaos Incarnate Enchantress)

Jade, ^ but with Matcha Cookie's costumes

Pawpaw Cookie [he/him]

Faceless Fish Cookie [he/they]

Blue Raspberry Cookie [she/her] (Goes by BRasp for short)

Cookies that are unavailable to be asked at the moment:

None :)

Expect these to be moved around

Ships present on this blog:

Dark Choco X Avocado (though not a huge plot point)

Hollyberry X Pitaya (Though both are run by the asker @springtime562)

Licorice X A friend's OC named Stormy

Red Velvet X Snapdragon POWDER COOKIE. I AM NOT SHIPPING HIM WITH A HATCHLING @springtime562 JUST HAD AN OC NAMED SNAPDRAGON BEFORE THE HATCHLING I AM TRYING TO AVOID CONTROVERSY LIKE BULLETS IN THE GOSH DARN MATRIX PLEASE GOSH DON'T THINK I SHIP AN ADULT WITH A HATCHLING I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE SICKOS (and if you are, you're not welcome here)! HERE'S A PICTURE OF THEIR OC

A few OC X OC like Nightshade and Salak.

Notes and Rules:

I will sometimes accidently misgender they/them cookies, so bare with me. If you catch me doing it, please kindly correct me.

Any Cookie who Cameos can be asked, but not forever

Don't bring Religion or (Real)Politics into the asks. They're triggers. Fake politics are fine tho

Specify who you're sending the ask to. No sending asks to "everybody", that's too much of a hassle to answer.

I do not plan on ever opening Earl Grey for asks mostly because he's a Germaphobe like me and whenever I state I'm a Germaphobe I get all these "YoU kNoW eVeRyThInG hAs GeRmS/?/?" questions and I HATE IT. I just have this gut feeling that if I open him for asks I'll get one ask saying that. (And those of you who think you're real funny and send that question, you're getting blocked.) You can still ask the others about him, though. Also, I don't really even see him as a Cookie Of Darkness, just an ally, not a full fledged member though.

M!As are open. Keep in mind I may reject some, and with all you bodyswap anons, Nightshade is exempt from bodyswap because he's a ghost. But you can have anyone else bodyswap with even canon cookies who aren't on the blog with the exception of Earl Grey for reasons stated above. You can also bring in other characters, even from other fandoms, the only real rules being that I need to know who they are, and if they're dangerous, specify that they won't be able to hurt any of the major characters(or that they're pacified during their visit). And remember, M!As are supposed to be silly, fun, or even helpful. I will not allow M!As to hurt characters. Physically, anyways. Though, note, if an M!A is very helpful and nice enough I may let it be a permanent thing, and there's other M!As that can be extended to "Until this thing happens" like until two characters confess, or, something simpler, until midnight.

You can send your characters for interactions, but don't take over the blog by making a few year timeskip. Also I will not accept anyone's OCs into the darkness gang, due to them being not mine I don't feel comfortable adding them as they may/will crash the story. No destroying the homes of cookies or killing the cookies, either. You can threaten them with M!A or threaten violence, though. And you can leave bruises, scratches, and minimal fractures, however, that's the most I'll let you do. Also no controlling the characters unless permission is granted by me. Your best bet on getting onto the blog is messaging me before sending a character. Don't steal other's characters.

Recap post!

OC ref post!(Plus some extra tags)

Even more tags

My best explanation on how this blog handles the differences between Asks, M!As, and Roleplay Asks.(and likely also some extra tags once the OC ref post runs out of tag room LOL)

OC Relationship Charts post because the tab doesn't work for people on mobile for some dumb reason!

Ask hints under the cut!

Send some M!As

You have discovered Dark Choco's Hair Conditioner.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #352

my head’s a mess and a half, i can’t think of lyrics to put here so yeah here’s the survey

What’s the last vegetable you ate, and when did you eat it? Uh I think it was a pepper in this Healthy Choice dinner bowl I had yesterday. What was your last Facebook notification for? A friend liking this photo I shared of some beautiful, small rock and pebble sculptures of people. What bands have you seen live? Just Alice Cooper. Tell me an interesting fact about your mother: She only has one kidney due to the other being taken out because of kidney cancer when I was a kid. Coincidentally, her father was actually born with only one as well. What do you think is the most important thing to happen to you before the age of 13? Nothing really comes to mind. What were you super against as a young child but aren’t anymore? SUPER against? I dunno, man. What are your plans later today? I don't know. Yesterday my mother informed me that Jason's mother died, and since then I've been in shock. I was in awful condition yesterday because I absolutely adore(d) her like she was MY family, and once upon a time I thought she would be officially, and I still feel very, very dead. I doubt I'll get anything done today. Are you doing anything exciting this weekend? Definitely not exciting... Mom and possibly I are probably bringing Jason's family food for the family get-together they're having (we're not staying for... obvious reasons), but she's unsure because it might be a bit too awkward. I'll stay in the car because I don't want to disrespect Jason's space, but I REALLY want to go through with this. His mom was so important to me, and I don't want to just... do nothing as if she meant just that. I want the family to know I never stopped caring just because there was a breakup. Plus I wanna give Jason his favorite chocolate bar to try to bring him a bit of happiness. I can't imagine what he's feeling, and my instinct of "I need to protect him" absolutely never went away. Who do you talk to the most? My mom. What are some things you do regularly that make you feel old? Go to bed before 9PM, sometimes even before 8. And my knees pop like a motherfucker. Who is your best guy friend(s)? Girt and Sam. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Neither; instead, I just wish it was clearer. I have extremely dry skin, especially on my arms, so I have little bumps and marks there, as well as little freckles over my body. Having like, porcelain skin would be amaaaazing. If you had a tiny scar on your face, would you get it removed or just keep it? Keep it. Look more badass, haha. Have you had an x-ray in the past year? I think so, on my legs. It may have been over a year ago, idr. Do you think your first love still loves you? I don't want to know. I really don't. What is something that is “going right” in your life? *blinks* When did you feel ready to start dating? Seriously, probably late middle school. When was the last time your pet bit you? If you don’t have a pet, have you ever been bitten by someone else’s? My snake Venus has never bitten me. Meanwhile, my cat Roman lightly (and sometimes not so lightly...) bites me pretty much every day when I play with him, lol. Where were you the last time you made out? My bed. When was the last time you cried tears of joy? I probably haven't done that since I met Sara irl. How do you type your sad smileys? One of these three: :( or :c or :< Do you have “decorative hand-towels” that cannot be used in your house? No. What was the last soda you drank? Mountain Lightning, a Mtn. Dew ripoff bc we're cheap, lol. What was the last thing someone made fun of you for? I don't know. Have you ever had any type of surgery? Yeah, a cyst removal as well as tubes in my ears. Should kids be allowed to get tattoos/piercings without parental consent? Uh no????? Who was the last person to hit on you? That I'm actually aware of, Sara. I'm quite sure nobody has since. What was the last thing you decided not to do, that you were supposed to? I was too weak to even clean the litterbox last night. I just wanted to go to bed. I need to do it today. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to tell someone? Hm. Maybe that I didn't love Joel? It was just really awkward and I felt awful about the whole situation. What do you put on hot dogs? Ketchup and mustard. Ever fallen in the shower? I've fallen OUT of the shower. I was extremely dizzy and was trying to get out, and I just passed out onto my chin. Broke some molars and got a concussion. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about? Probably a bitch or something. Do you think that things will get better? I sure hope so. Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? I guess I kinda have. My WoW friend Lisa and I were talking, and she wasn't feeling well at all when she suddenly disappeared. Coincidentally, her husband got home RIGHT when I messaged her again, wanting to check up on her, and he heard the alert so checked it out. Lisa was knocked out on the couch having some medical emergency with a name I can't remember, and he just thought she was sleeping. Because of seeing the chat, he took her to the hospital when she probably would've died otherwise. She insists I saved her. What’s your favourite book genre? Fantasy. Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? No. Do dogs like you? They definitely seem to. Animals in general honestly do. Would you say that you project an air of authority? Definitely not. Have you ever jumped off a high dive into a pool? No. I've always wanted to, but I was too scared at any opportunity. Do you use one towel when you shower or two? (one for hair, one for body) I just use one. I dry my hair first, then my body. Have you ever been to one of the great lakes? No, but I did see one of them from a plane when I was flying to Sara's. Who do you know that had a baby recently? My high school friend had her daughter Persephone literally a couple days ago. Cute little thing. Do you like Usher’s songs? Oh wow, what a blast from the past. I don't even recall the names of any, but I remember I enjoyed some as a kid. When was the last time you went to a waterpark? Wow, it has been YEARS. Like, not since I was a teen. Have you ever ridden a train? No. What do you eat your French fries with? Ketchup, sometimes. Do you have family problems? Not really. What’s the last food you ate that was stale? Bread, I think. How do you like your grilled cheese? Just a normal 'ole grilled cheese. What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? I don’t cook. What was your favorite thing to do as a little kid? Play video games. Have you ever been close to drowning? Yikes, no. Have you ever had a panic attack? Countless. Do you like doing housework? No, who does? Would you ever get implants? Nah. Do you own a robe? No. Do you have a little sister? What’s her name? Yeah, Nicole. Do you like crust on pizza or do you cut it off? I don't trust people who don't eat pizza crust. What was the last song you listened to? "The Ghost of You" by My Chemical Romance. It's making me cry, but I really need to. Have any of your family members been to jail? No. None that I know of, anyway. Is there anyone that you feel you still need some closure with? An old friend, yes. Can you remember when you first learned how to read? No. What event in your life has transformed your personality the most? My mental illnesses as a whole. Have you ever had any teeth pulled? No. Do you still want to be what you wanted to be in elementary school? No, but only because it's not realistic. I don't want to travel. What’re some TV shows that you would like to get into? I don't care about TV 'til MM resumes, and then absolutely whenever The Edge of Sleep is released. Mark is a key actor in it. How would you feel if you were drafted for the military? I couldn’t be. What is your favorite Queen song? Ha, I'm aware this is probably everyone's answer, but "Bohemian Rhapsody" is the bop of all bops. Do you know how to use any foreign currency? No. Been kissed by someone who you knew was “bad” for you? BEEN kissed, yeah. By Juan. Ever taken an at-home pregnancy test? No. When was the last time you were at a loss of what to do? Now. What did you do on your favorite date with a guy/girl? It was a group date where we went to this big arcade one night. What’s a movie you have seen in the theater more than once? None. What is the reason you’re still alive? That's a big answer that I'm not in the mood to ramble about. Have you ever had sex in someone else’s bed/bedroom? Yeah, oops. Do you ever brush your hair before you go to bed? No. Have you ever had a dream about sleeping with a celebrity? (You don’t have to give details.) HAHA this was the only lucid dream I've ever had lmfao. Has anyone ever told you that they needed you? Do you think they meant it? I don't remember. How did you feel when you woke up today? What was the first thing you thought about? Like shit. "Virginia's still dead" just bitchslapped me. Do you still tell your parents that you love them? Well yeah. Have you ever said “I love you” to someone you weren’t going out with? Yes, because I really did. Have you ever been threatened before? Yes. Would you date someone with a physical disability? Yeah. Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? Probably. The last time you dyed your hair, what color did you dye it? Red. Think of the last time you went out to eat. Who paid? My mom. Do you save at least 15 percent of your income? What income? Do you ever go on Reddit? If so, what are some of your favorite subreddits? No. Were you ever a flower girl or ring bearer in anyone’s wedding when you were little? No. Are your parents in good health? Not especially. They're both probably unhealthier than the average person. Dad smokes way too much to be healthy, and Mom has a plethora of issues. Have you ever been a caregiver to a sick/disabled relative? No; it sounds awful, but I'm very doubtful I could be because I canNOT clean another human being. Is there any type of medicine you can’t take? For what reason? No. Do you have a favorite pair of pajamas? What do they look like? They're black Pokemon pants with Pikachu jumping by the logo. Do you have any interesting pillow cases? No. If something on your body hurts, which part is it most likely to be? My knees. Are you more afraid of spiders or bees? Both, but situationally. Have you ever worn fake nails? If so, what did the last pair you wore look like? Only once for prom. They were maroon, like my dress. Wait... or maybe I didn't wear them? Fuck, idr. Is Russian or Native American history more interesting to you? Native American history is way more fascinating to me.

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wwwhats up its 430am I cant sleep and I dont think I've ever done an annoying headcanon ramble for jdate on here so here we fuckin goooo I'm on mobile but I'm gonna try my damnedest to do a read more and if it doesnt work and looks stupid well sue me

amy is the one routinely awake before the other two. I dont mean shes always the first one to wake up, but her back pain is more likely to have her up in the early hours of the morning. shes also the only one who has anything thay resembles q sleeping schedule of the three as john is just like, completely fucked in that department and Dave's insomnia/depression-sleeping fucks him over sometimes. basically amy Has A Brain and also lost likely schedules it so that she can be falling asleep as her pain pills take effect.

amy also is the one who's like fairly into self care stuff like fuckinuhhh face masks and shit—look, I dont inow jackshit about self care, but I mean amy strikes me as the kind of person to actually maintain her appearance in a fairly regular manner. john will just like "forget" to take care of himself and then just Be Decadent for a week and then "forget" again (either going on a bender or just actually being normal for once) and all dave knows of self care is "when I get the urge to eat an entire pie, and give into that urge, That is self care"

anyways Partially because of that I headcanon Dave gets acne like Pretty Much All The Time and hes just kinda stopped caring about it. amy gets acne Sometimes because it just like Happens. john is that one lucky motherfucker who just is somehow naturally immune. perpetually clear skin on this man. I hate him

also dave Kind Of strikes me as the kind of guy fuckign "3 in 1" shampoo is targeted towards the man just Does Not Care. other girlfriends have tried to get him into actually using different kinds of soaps and not just defaulting to "3 in 1 wherever I think soap should go" but its amy who actually succeeds in breaking this terrible habit hes had.

also I think that Despite his hair being described as frizzy and all that, John actually takes care of his hair. except for times when hes Less Than Functional. and also yknow when the world is fuckin ending but I doubt anyone really has time for a haircare routine when they gotta be fighting monsters and shit

amy again is just a normal person about hair. but shes the only one who can actually cut hair and tbqh I think she does it Pretty Well! shes no professional but shes not john either that's for sure (if you let john close to your head with scissors, well— it's your funeral, man)

this is completely projecting and also like totally Useless but I just think it would be funny if Dave has exploding head syndrome. if you donf know what that is it's a phenomenon-or-something where right when you're dropping off to sleep your brain just liek idk gets bored I guess? and comes up with some phantom Loud Noises to startle the shit out of you. it's great! and by 'great' I mean terribly annoying! but in general I think Dave is a Very restless sleeper so him suddenly flinching himself awake isnt exactly Abnormal.

amy sleeps like a normal human being Mostly, I think she Might be one of those sorts who likes to sleep curled up in the fetal position which is so very valid. she gets night terrors sometimes though because ✨trauma✨. the best way to comfort her with that is a tight hug cause I feel like her Main fear would be that shes all alone again and a hug sure does help people feel less alone I think,

john either starfishes out when he sleeps (also I headcanon he likes to sleep at least Partially on top of Dave and Dave only pretends to hate it) or grabs hold of something and clings to it tightly. hes a very light sleeper, though, and snaps awake at any loud noise or especially if he gets bumped into too strongly. this doesn't always play well with Dave's restlessness and tendency to Sleep Fight but they manage.

I feel like its fairly common to Assume john has tattoos but specifically I feel like a lot of his tattoos are things he or his friends have drawn, I wrote about it Once Or Twice but maybe not here so I'll just like say it again, I think he asks his friends to draw shit on him then goes and gets it tattooed later (or, hell, right then and there lmao) and it's like a Mark of Friendship. he claims Dave has drawn the most on him because Dave's his best friend but whether or not that's true, who knows. the first one was from Dave, though, and john did it himself stick-and-poke style the night of. that happened while they were still in high school and Dave was actually Slightly Embarrassed because what he doodled was just like really stupid looking and fuckin hell john now you're gonna have that on you forever what the hell man? but the rest of John's tattoos, if not done by friends they're either things he drew (I maintain he still draws in his downtime I love the idea of artistically talented john so much-) or weird shit he found online.

I honestly didnt think Dave would really get tattoos because he does state hes afraid of needles BUT as someone Also afraid of needles who paradoxically wants tattoos .. he could probably power through it and get like A Few. one of them is from John (stick-and-poke style, again,) and I am Not actually sure how many hed have but definitely less than John. amy only has that one tattoo that I keep forgetting when I draw her godfuckendammit-

John is the one who makes the most Food Monstrosities (Dave barely even bothers to cook) and he does this by making just the worst decisions both technical-wise (as in, hes Definitely the "just turn the oven temperature up to speedrun cooking" kind of guy) and taste-wise. dave on the other hand is likely to make terrible drinks like jack daniels + mountain dew which my buddy Ben so fantastically dubbed "jack and piss." the sheer Concept of jack daniels + mtn dew tho is thanks to that one kurtis conner video about becoming a country boy which is entirely unrelated but everyone needs to know. ANYWAY.

john and Amy like playing pranks on each other (and dave). they're in an ongoing low-key prank war and Dave is Mostly just spectating but sometiems they Conspire to commit mischief against him. it's annoying sometimes but ultimately more endearing than it is annoying so he never gets Too mad.

john and Amy absolutely have Gaming Nights(tm) that sometimes include dave as well unless they wanna play some like fps game, I'm fairly sure hes said he doesnt really like those. but they also can get Competetive which, dave tends to act as a bit of a buffer to keep them from getting Too into it ... but sometimes he gets a little competitive too. what I'm trying to say is them playing mario kart is absolute chaos and also an event i woudl buy tickets to

john has a youtube channel for sure. he is So obnoxious. he hardly has any audience because let's be honest his videos kind of suck— they're all either kinda boring vlogs or him recording the cases he and Dave go on (when he can convince Dave to let him) which are almost always declared Fake by the commenters. amy is subscribed to him. dave probably doesnt even have/use his own YouTube channel so he was not subscribed until john stole his phone and did it for him. (he never watches the videos) the videos are not edited much, I dont think any of them really knows too much about video editing shit.

dave cant fuckin do math.

John and Dave do Not know how to handle crying. like Dave's learned what helps Amy, in specific, but anybody else? clueless. Dave also just does not cry very often in general (shut up lemme project again LMAO-) and tends to just refrain from doing it even if he wants to/probably should, rarely ever actually breaking down and letting it all out; he'll stop himself from getting there/even crying much in the first place. he doesn't exactly have a Reason for it or at least not one he can recite (it's the bullying. we dont get details of how that was beyond The Locker Room Incident which I wont go into but I'm just going to project the rest of it was similar to shit I went through, It's The Bullying). John also kinda Doesn't Cry and actually hes even more restrained about it than Dave, because he won't even cry around either of them if he can avoid it and if it happens he 1) will Not address it, 2) prefers no one else acknowledge it, and 3) will Run The Fuck Away if it's acknowledged. they both try Really Really Hard to help amy when shes crying though, if shes crying for a Big Reason, cause they both also understand she just cries easily and doesnt always need or want comfort.

that,s all for now BUT if I come up with mroe. there will be a reblog. also these are not all like "I am the only one who's ever tho ig ht this" or w/e a lot of them are from me talking with other people or Absorbing much older posts on here because I read Everuthing I can find.

I sure hope I can sleep soon, this is probably mostly incoherent. gnight